1 first 'n' stuff

2 Evenin' bitches.






Oh, yea, first !

3

Damn you fluffy ! Your blog-fu is much quicker than mine

4 War porn is a great way to start a night at work.

5

Well, good evening everyone. I'm melting. It reached close to 100 degrees at my house today. Tomorrow is supposed to be hotter.

Also, how do you tactfully tell one of your friends that you'd really rather not be set up on a date with a man you know is a liberal? 

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Also, how do you tactfully tell one of your friends that you'd really rather not be set up on a date with a man you know is a liberal? 

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at July 28, 2009 09:48 PM (AJ4xq)

Who says you have to do it tactfully? Maybe you could have fun with it and spend the date talking about what scumbags liberals are, and how miserable they want to make others.

7 Well done, Mr. Heck.

8 Wow it's an early ONT tonight.

New Zealand is named after the Zeeland region of Holland.  Or so sayeth Wikipedia.

9 PGiS, if you get a good answer to that, can you pass it on to me? Last time, I just quit talking to my friend for three months and claimed it was because I was busy at work, but if I try that again, I think she'll get mad or suspicious or something.

10 A really sad story. Of course, the Seattle nincompoops couldn't just relate a story about a brave kid, but had to turn the story into a commentary on the failing of the health care system. The comments were disgraceful.

11 5 

Well, good evening everyone. I'm melting. It reached close to 100 degrees at my house today. Tomorrow is supposed to be hotter.

Also, how do you tactfully tell one of your friends that you'd really rather not be set up on a date with a man you know is a liberal? 

Tell her I'll be your chaperone for the evening. It won't scare anyone, but I'm incredibly annoying. Hence my success.

12 PGIS I'm with Jim on this one.  We can help you come up with some good come-back lines.  How about:

Liberal Dude: "Have you seen that Whale Wars show?  Don't you feel just so sad for the whales?"
PGIS: "Yeah I feel sad...that they're not in my belly!"

13 PGIS: You could arrange for that date to be at a shooting range.

14 Also, how do you tactfully tell one of your friends that you'd really rather not be set up on a date with a man you know is a liberal?

Tell her you only date men.

15 Evening morons.  Paranoid Girl, no good can ever come from dating a lib.  The sex isn't even that great (speaking from experience, here).  Libs are too interested in themselves.  You'd be better off going out for drinks with your girlfriends and watching a good pron.

16 http://tinyurl.com/mhtc5x

I'm not sure if posting political items in the OOT is bad juju, but I'm on a linking role.  Except that my links won't link, but anyway.

An excellent read from TNR on demo pollster Stanley Greenberg's take on the mood of the citizenry.

There is some expected snarky, liberalness but it's definitely a great read and has boosted my spirits. 

Ball-dipping is optional. 

_{(I will remind you that this fng wingnut congress may still steamroll the general citizenry, but the mood is definitely in our favor.)}

17

PGiS,

Insist that he pick you up at Wade's Eastside Gun Shop. When he arrives maky sure you're cleaning your Glock pistol and looking at semi-auto rifles. Ask him to help you pick one out.

18 hey it's still light outside

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Also, how do you tactfully tell one of your friends that you'd really rather not be set up on a date with a man you know is a liberal?


Go on the date, wear a Club Gitmo shirt and talk incessantly about the tea-party's and how much you love gun's. If he has even one ounce of testosterone or conservatism in his body he will leap across the table and ravish you on the spot, then ask you to marry him.

If he breaks out in tears and cowers under the table sucking his thumb, he's a typical left-coast libby and unconvertable.

20 PGIS, Can't you just say He's not my type?  Surely there's something wrong with him that you could point out.  He is a male after all.

21

Fluffy, I was thinking something along those lines. Use the above video as the litmus test. If potential date-guy says, "Fuck yeah!" while watching it then the date's a go. If he doesn't, you say, "Fuck yeah!" and the rest will take care of itself.

22

13PGIS: You could arrange for that date to be at a shooting range.

Great minds think alike, though some type more slowly.

23 PGIS - There is hope for the Libs out there... I know cause I am a former lib myself. Born and raised to think like a liberal and I just didn't know any better. Then I met this guy and he introduced me to many things (including this site) and thanks to him I started using my own brain and I gratefully converted... oh yeah, I fell in love too.

24

Paranoid Girl, no good can ever come from dating a lib.  The sex isn't even that great (speaking from experience

Paraphrasing the great PJ O'Rourke: nobody ever fantasizes about being ravished by a liberal.

25 Also, how do you tactfully tell one of your friends that you'd really rather not be set up on a date with a man you know is a liberal?

You'd be wasting a wonderful opportunity to leave him drunk and tied up in a crackhead alley with $20 glued to his pecker.

26

#5

Also, how do you tactfully tell one of your friends that you'd really rather not be set up on a date with a man you know is a liberal?

Tell her that you're going to be busy for the next few months stocking up on water, food, and ammo because in the end, there will be only chaos.

27 #8 Chemjeff

I watched a bit on the Travel Channel today on New Zealand.  It's my new go-to place to live when the USA folds.

28

18hey it's still light outside

Tell that to the poor bastards living on the East Coast.

29

#25

 

This Pudding Fairy fascinates and frightens me.

30

PGIS, just be honest.

It's a scary look into the Southern male mindset but I have rejected fix-ups with Alabama fans.

I have been an Auburn fan since high school and earned a degree there in 1996.

31 "Great minds think alike, though some type more slowly."

Soft minds run together.

TriMethylXanthine!!!

32 I watched a bit on the Travel Channel today on New Zealand.  It's my new go-to place to live when the USA folds.

Umm...they've got more eco-nutjobs there than we have here.

33 Something about a mini-gun that gives me a woody.  Just don't give me the bill for the ammo!

34

PGIS -talk about how disappointing the small, er, equipment, owned by liberal men is. 

Of course the alternative- pretend to be super lib and see how far you can take it before he calls bullshit might also be fun.  But . ..I have a feeling that this may be related to your bra size, so may not be a fair representation of how radical he really is.

PGIS: "Save the whales. Kill all the white babies!"

Lib dude: (eyes bustline appreciatively) "I agree . . .I agree!"

PGIS: "All apartments should be free because they believe in slavery on east coast."

Lib dude:  (eyes have not moved):  "Right on,baby, right on!"

35

Genghis. 

That's a lot of lead.

Cool that you have a heart for lead farmers.

36 Congratulations on your cow-tipping degree, Scott.

37 36 Congratulations on your cow-tipping degree, Scott.

Oh my.

And now it starts.

38 pretend to be super lib and see how far you can take it before he calls bullshit might also be fun.

There is no limit for a guy, as long as he's not using his really name.

Trust me on this.

39

Lead farmers.

They're all the same.

40

Born and raised to think like a liberal and I just didn't know any better. Then I met this guy and he introduced me to many things (including this site) and thanks to him I started using my own brain and I gratefully converted

 

Another success story for AoSHQ. Who says we can't convert people with profanity?

41

Oh and for more minigun stuff go to the vendor who put that video out: http://www.dillonaero.com/

 

42 #32 Chemjeff

Well, thanks for that.  Now I have no hope.  May as well drink heavily. 

43

Oh, those friggin sockpuppets.

 

44

#38 Trust me on this.

Never trust anyone who calls himself Ricky Sunshine.

45 PGiS - Just buy a pair of rimless glasses, wear your hair pinned up, wear a pro-hunting or pro-gun t-shirt, and say "you betcha"

He'll be gone so fast he'll leave skidmarks

46 I can’t quite put my finger on it (and I don’t want to get into a lengthy discussion concerning theological questions…you can if you want), but there seems to be an underlying story here about redemption along with the fact that even what could be considered a failure of a life ended up making all the difference in the world on one hot summer day at a swimming hole.
 
Very eloquent and thought-provoking. A life lived for a single mission.

47 I'm walking on Sunshine.

48

Chemjeff, no it doesn't.

Like engaging libs I have decided dealing with worshipers of the evil empire to be beneath me.

49

and say "you betcha"

And wink!

50 PGIS, I just tell my friends not to set me up with liberals. That's it. Straightforward. And miracle of miracles, one of my friends hooked me up with a right wing nut! Who is now my honey and I couldn't be happier.

51 5

Well, good evening everyone. I'm melting. It reached close to 100 degrees at my house today. Tomorrow is supposed to be hotter.

Also, how do you tactfully tell one of your friends that you'd really rather not be set up on a date with a man you know is a liberal?

"Sorry, I don't date brain-dead assholes"

oh tactfully. I got nothin'

52 and ask what kind of snow machine he drives

53 I thought I'd amuse you guys with some of my factoid knowledge. So here's my first Joe Biden factoid on WW II:

America stayed out of the war until the Koreans bombed Pearl Jam on Dec 7, 1929

54


PGIS you could just tell your friend that your not into inter-species dating.

55
Overnight Open Thread or Overnight Open Dead?

56

Another success story for AoSHQ. Who says we can't convert people with profanity?

 

Don't forget the lace wigs...and the bacon. I bet it was the bacon.

57 bacons?

58 Never trust anyone who calls himself Ricky Sunshine.

The hippy chicks liked the name.  But then, they were mostly stoned.

59

18hey it's still light outside

Tell that to the poor bastards living on the East Coast.

Posted by: genghis at July 28, 2009 10:01 PM (1XErj)

 

Okay,

Hey you  poor bastards, it's still light outside!

 

...in Colorado

60 On a positive note, my husband and son convinced (begged) me to stop watching the news on the weekend. 

My blood pressure lowered, I had fun with friends, sipping drinks on the water watching the dolphins play, and life was good.

And then I turned on Glenn Beck Monday afternoon. 

61 PGIS, in all seriousness though, why not just go out and have a good time?  If he gets into the political chat just say "I am not going to talk politics with you." and that's that.

62

Thaddeus McCotter is frickin awesome.  He was on Chris Matthews.  He crafted a bill that he wants to have the house vote on that asks Obama to apologize to Sgt. Crowley.  Here's a link to the video: http://tinyurl.com/lwrj5d
He said that the President has set a bad precedent for attacking a private citizen (Sgt. Crowley) and that as an equal body of power, congress must stand up for private citizens and put a check on this bad precedent.  Of course, Chrissy was quite pissy questioning whether or not Congress should be wasting their time with this "nonbinding resolution."  Funny, I didn't hear him complain when a nonbinding resolution in the House allowed for a moment of silence for Michael Jackson.

63

#58

Liking and trusting are not mutually exclusive.

64

there was a 'walkin' on sunshine' reference above...

I can safely say there will never be another singing group called "Katrina and The Waves"

65 From the rt.tv  news site (russian news)

http://foxyurl.com/pZ0

Of course this was all expected. Biden’s mission was simple: “I am the second best American leader you can get, but you are not second best or forgotten.” Well, we all got it wrong, the zinger gaffe was made later at home.

Read more

Obama’s mantra is “yes we can.” Ours for Biden should be “please don’t.”

66 chemjeff,

I've gone on dates with liberals, hoping to have a good time. Except politics is just such a huge part of who I am I can't stop myself from talking about it. Dates with people who's politics are too radically different don't usually end well.

That said, I'm impressed with people who marry inter-party. I couldn't marry a lib, no way no how.

67

I can safely say there will never be another singing group called "Katrina and The Waves"

Live from New Orleans!

68 Joe Biden WW II Factoid:

The Non-Aggression Pact was signed by Hitler and Stalin in 1936. Hitler agreed not to embarrass the Russians in the Biathalon and the Russians agreed not to embarrass the German men's gymnastics team by using the Ukranian womens gymnastics team to beat them.

69 In the old days, getting laid was a function of having a cool alias, and a bag of primo weed, but mostly a bag of primo weed.

70

Just perused a few leftist sites like KOS. They are wailing and going batshit crazy over Obamacare not getting a vote until fall.

I know this ain't over by long shot, but their  pained cries are like sweet lullaby music, I'll sleep very well tonight

71

PGIS, in all seriousness though, why not just go out and have a good time? 

What if we end up losing her to the other side? Best not to take that chance. Are there no Seattle area morons to tend to her special needs?

72

On a positive note, my husband and son convinced (begged) me to stop watching the news on the weekend

Other than the local Fox affiliate I haven't watched a newscast since sometime early in W's 2nd term.

I got tired of my anger meter pegging over all the lies.

73 Don't forget the lace wigs...and the bacon. I bet it was the bacon.

Bacon, absolutely! Nothing beats a man who can cook - especially when it's bacon.

Seriously though - it was the sex. ;-)

74 I can safely say there will never be another singing group called "Katrina and The Waves"

Why not?

If we can have a band named "Marilyn Manson" for heaven's sake, why not "Katrina and the Waves"?

75

#69

Some things never change.

76 What if we end up losing her to the other side?

This is PGIS we're talking about here.  I don't think there's any danger of that happening.

77 Seventy-six!

78 Joe Biden sockpuppet - damn you to hell.  You are the reason I am here wasting my time instead of doing something constructive. 

79 77 Seventy-six!   Or not

80 What if we end up losing her to the other side?


Even if we did, we could bring her back with bacon and ValuRite real easy. I'm not worried for PGIS. I'm worried she'd skin the lib alive though. That could be messy.

81

Hey Ghengis and PGiS!  It was frickin hot here--over 100 degrees in Kirkland.  I think it only went down to 73 last night, which is so weird for Seattle (it always cools down a lot at night, usually).  I bought one of those portable a/c units at Costco last year, and it really works well.

Anyways, PGiS, I agree with WTR.  Honesty is the best policy.  It's funny but I am increasingly finding myself wanting to hang out with my liberal friends less and less.  They are really grating on me (I had one friend talking about all the great jobs the Stimulus bill created, and it was all I could do to keep from strangling her with my cloth napkin).  If that fails and you find yourself out on said date, then take Ghengis up on his offer (who knows what could happen from there!)

82 I'm not worried for PGIS. I'm worried she'd skin the lib alive though. That could be messy.

At least she'll have met her hobo quota.

83

I'm worried she'd skin the lib alive though. That could be messy.



As long as she doesn't dump the greasy lib in The Puget Sound afterwards. We don't need another Valdez fiasco.

84 Other than the local Fox affiliate I haven't watched a newscast since sometime early in W's 2nd term.

You're a bit lucky. The Fox local affiliate in L.A. is dogmatically marxist but they also throw in some pretty silly and stupid newscasters. They have an asshat guy who gives the weather while dancing very badly. Funny the first few times but he does it every fucking night.

Then they have Lauren Sanchez. With her big fake boobs, I don't know how she manages to stand up without tipping over. She's just barely smart enough to figure out how to stand up. She usually works the entertainment beat, probably so as not to upset celebrities because she can't possibly make them look dumber than she is.

85

After reading the first story, it would behoove Ace to rethink his hobo hunting fetish. Just one of the countless hobos he has killed and skinned so that he could make a flesh dress and dance to the song Goodbye Horses by Q Lazurus with his dick and balls tucked between his legs could have saved a young girl from drowning.

Which coincidentally i have video of.

http://www.tinyurl.com/47x3ca

86 how do you tactfully tell one of your friends that you'd really rather not be set up on a date with a man you know is a liberal?

Tell'em you like to take the guy out to a range where they'll rent you a fully automatic weapon for the session.  That should send'em running.  If that doesn't bother the guy, then he may be worth trying to save.

87 I'm getting to the point where I've stopped using turn signals when I pass a car with a 'Obama/Biden' bumper sticker on it..  
of course, I cut them off.

88

Why do you have to be tactful. What is wrong with "Mind you own business?"

I feel for all you melters. It's  only been above a 100 for a friggin month here and I work outside for a few hours each day.

89 Hey, kbear, have you noticed our LA weather girls and entertainment section girls have boobs that get bigger with each new girl? Not only that, the outfits have gotten skimpier and skimpier, even during the winter. Well, as much as winter gets here in So Cal.

I don't watch the local news because all their stories are fluff pieces that mean nothing. All the news I need I get here or elsewhere on the Internetwebthingy.

90

From Drudge:  Global Warming Is the New Religion of First World Elites.

Duh.

91

FOOTBALL

ARI @ PIT  Heinz Field 8:00PM ET THUR AUG 13  ESPN

92

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Also, how do you tactfully tell one of your friends that you'd really rather not be set up on a date with a man you know is a liberal?

Tell him you are saving yourself for marriage.

93 Jones you from pittsburgh too?

94 Nothing, and I mean nothing, is better than awesome sex with a man who gets up in the morning, while you're still asleep, and awakes you with the smell of sizzling bacon, hot coffee, and toast.  If he serves it to you in bed, you'd damn well better marry him. 

95 What Dave am I right now?  I'm losing track.

96 It's funny but I am increasingly finding myself wanting to hang out with my liberal friends less and less.  They are really grating on me (I had one friend talking about all the great jobs the Stimulus bill created, and it was all I could do to keep from strangling her with my cloth napkin).

Try having a family full of them. There is not enough ValuRite on earth to get me thorough a family function without getting sucked into sort of political discussion, and since there are wayyyyy to many liberal lawyers in my family they are wayyy too good at arguing absolute nonsense with no facts to back their nonsensical beliefs.

97 “If we lost PGIS, we lost America, we lost the war.”

98
Wow, Newsbusters is reporting that Howard Dean took a big giant dump on Obama today.

Even better, he did it subbing for Keith Obermann on Countdown.

Double plus good.

99 Mr. D'oh! asks:

Whatever happened to Laurie Dhue on Fox?  (He liked her mind.)

100 15 Evening morons.  Paranoid Girl, no good can ever come from dating a lib.  The sex isn't even that great (speaking from experience, here).  Libs are too interested in themselves.  You'd be better off going out for drinks with your girlfriends and watching a participating in good pron.

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at July 28, 2009 09:55 PM (UOM4

There ya go, Jane. FIFY. You're welcome.

101 93 Jones you from pittsburgh too?

Posted by: Ben at July 28, 2009 10:31 PM (f0I0I)

 

No, I just LOVES me some footballs!

(Lifelong Redskin fan who moved to Colorado and can't commit to the Broncos)

102 Went to the animal shelter today after work. Got to spend some time with a Great Dane. They've always been my favorite breed of dog, but I had no idea they are so silly & playful. He ran around the room with a toy in his mouth & did a funny little dance (seen herding dogs do that, but a Great Dane?!?). So funny--but I couldn't take him, unfortunately. My landlord would kill me...  

103 80sbaby, my guy wants a Great Dane. Is there any way we can ship him to NY?

104

        

 

I'd be an idiot not to do this!

105 Joe Biden WW II Factoid:

There were a bunch of snazzy dressing clean and articulate colored musicians named Cole Porter, Duke Ellington, Louis Armstrong, and Charlie Parker who entertained the troops. That's where "Band of Brothers" came from.

106 Great Danes should come with a tiny saddle, and a monkey.

107

Whatever happened to Laurie Dhue on Fox?

Oh.  Good question.  I asked that just before we started our lifelong affair.  She's my tree-top lover.

108 I caught this over at the Weekly Standard:

"The proposal calls for a staggering increase in federal taxes on alcohol beverages of up to 229 percent!..."

All in the name of ObamaCare of course

http://tinyurl.com/lqa5da

What will this do to the price of ValuRite Vodka?

109

98
Wow, Newsbusters is reporting that Howard Dean took a big giant dump on Obama today.

Even better, he did it subbing for Keith Obermann on Countdown.

Double plus good.

 

by Obama do you mean a Japanese Businessman over a glass table?

110 102 Went to the animal shelter today after work. Got to spend some time with a Great Dane. They've always been my favorite breed of dog, but I had no idea they are so silly & playful.

Didn't you ever read "Marmaduke"?

Shame you couldn't adopt him

111 103 Only if I had a large crate...

112

Subject: MONTANA HOSPITALITY!!

DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?

Star 100.7 Radio Station was doing one of their "is anyone listening who" bits this morning. The first one was, "Ever have a celebrity pull the 'do you know who I am' routine?"

A lady called in and said that when she was visiting her cattle rancher Uncle in Billings, MT a few years ago, they went to dinner at a restaurant that does not take reservations. The wait was about 45 minutes. Lots of other rancher types and their spouses were already waiting.

In comes Ted Turner and Jane Fonda. They want a table. The hostess says they'll have to wait about 45 minutes. Jane Fonda asks if she knows who she is? "Yes, but you'll still have to wait 45 minutes." Then Jane says, "Is the manager in?"

The manager comes out, "May I help you?" "Do you know who I am?", ask both Jane and Ted. "Yes, but these folks have all been waiting already and I can't put you in ahead of them."

Then Ted asks to speak to the owner. The owner comes out. Jane again asks, "do you know who I am?"

The owner says "Yes, I do.... Do you know who I am? I am the owner of this restaurant and a Vietnam Veteran. Not only will you not get a table ahead of all of my friends and neighbors here, but you also will not be eating in my restaurant tonight or any other night. Good bye."

Only in America, what a great country!

 

 

113 Sockpuppet be darned!  Golly.

114 "the song Goodbye Horses by Q Lazurus"

Thank you, Benjamin. Would you like a glass of chianti?

115

Thanks for all the good advice. I'd be happy to take Genghis up on his offer, but perhaps we could just eliminate the liberal from the equation???

We are not designed to be this hot in the Seattle area. People get cranky and do stupid things (well, they do that all the time anyway, but it is more annoying when it is hot!)

116 Fish, that was weird.  Can you sum it all up?

117

So guy's, I was just wondering, what should I take to The Whitehouse as a gift for the president and first lady?

I was thinking a handcuff key's. They may come in handy one day.

118 "The proposal calls for a staggering increase in federal taxes on alcohol beverages of up to 229 percent!..."

All in the name of ObamaCare of course

First Crowley and now this. I guess he's telling the Irish vote to fuck off and die. I see a possible resurgence of the Beer Baron

119

What a beautiful day on the vineyard. The light was reminiscent of the south of France. The air smelled like Josephine Baker's bosom.

I exchanged ding dong bells with Spike's bike and Teddy's wheelchair which was making a day trip.

Skippy promised to bring me thursday to the WH beer bash. I'd love to chase BO around. (both of them)

A big hello to all you people of little or no color. Lucky for me, I'm a beautiful shade of red.

Skippy Gates' Tricycle

120

18  hey it's still light outside

for only three more hours here

hola all

121 Posted by: Fish at July 28, 2009 10:37 PM (FnA4R)

That's a story I would want to be true.  It would be better if tar and feathers played a starring role but ya takes what you gets.

122

Joe Biden WW II Factoid:

The Japanese surrendered to the Confederacy in 1973 when Emporor Hirohito and Queen Latifa signed the Magna Carta on the USS Stingray commanded by Kelsey Grammer.

123 Oh shoot, thanks for the alcohol taxes reminder. It's almost August 1st. Gotta get to the liquor store before August 1st.

124

What will this do to the price of ValuRite Vodka?

 

The manufacture and sale of ValuRite will go 'underground', as in 'moonshining'

125

Dates with people who's politics are too radically different don't usually end well.

I guess that means oral sex is out of the question?

126

#92 Ben - threadwinner in my opinion.

I dated a lib in college.  Highlights:

1.  tried to get me in bed by blathering on about how strongly he feels about abortion rights.  Killing baby=romance?  I dunno.  Didn't do much for me.

2.  Offered to replace a broken piece of glassware in my lab set by stealing replacement from someone else.  (Yes, I've always been a science nerd). $5 of glass or my honor as a person?  Such a difficult decision.

I told friends that I don't date outside my religion - (my religion having a higher proportion of conservatives).  Made it easier for me.  

127 94 Nothing, and I mean nothing, is better than awesome sex with a man who gets up in the morning, while you're still asleep, and awakes you with the smell of sizzling bacon, hot coffee, and toast.  If he serves it to you in bed, you'd damn well better marry him. 
Posted by: Jane D'oh!
----------------------------------

I absolutely agree. Waking up to a fabulous breakfast is just one of the many things I love.

128 110 I always thought he was more destructive & funny than anything...Really liked the old Scooby-Doo cartoons, but he's not exactly typical.

Yeah, apt.^s have weigh limits on pets. He's an amazing dog, though, & such a character!

129

and can't commit to the Broncos

I'm not sure the Broncos are committed to the Broncos

130 "The proposal calls for a staggering increase in federal taxes on alcohol beverages of up to 229 percent!..."

There goes what little stock I had in 'Billy Beer'.

131 So guy's, I was just wondering, what should I take to The Whitehouse as a gift for the president and first lady?

May I suggest using your nightstick, officer.

132 #96 Elizabeth

Jeezus H.  Are we related??  My entire in-law family is so liberal I have to duct tape my head onto my shoulders for my husband's "family" occasions.  God.  And then there's my only sibling, my admitted socialist sister.

I for one look forward to our new Obamacare overlords.

133 Allen Heck wanted to be in the military and I will go so far as to assume, because of his actions, was brave and would have liked to do heroic things via the Army.

His last act one of unselfishness and bravery. He may not have lived his dream in the military, however, he will be remembered as a hero.

R.I.P., Allen.

134 pgis, tell the lib that your older crazy brother is a navy seal

135

Fish, that was weird.  Can you sum it all up?

Sure Dave.  Fuck Jane Fonda.

136 I see a possible resurgence of the Beer Baron

You're out there somewhere Beer Baron. And I will find you.

137

Well, good evening everyone. I'm melting. It reached close to 100 degrees at my house today. Tomorrow is supposed to be hotter.

Please...we've been in the high 90's or above 100 since the first week of June.

77 counties now classified as extreme drought conditions.

No end in sight.

Also, how do you tactfully tell one of your friends that you'd really rather not be set up on a date with a man you know is a liberal? 

Make sure he's buying, have a great time, and carry your own gun in case you get mugged.

Seriously, I went out with a self-proclaimed socialist once. I claimed to be broke, made him pay for everything and then sent him home without any pussy. Yeah, how's that socialism working out for you, dude?

138 Oh, & I'd just like to say how happy I am that ObamaCare won't be voted on for some time. [Apparently, several of my friends & I are unworthy, so I've been quite worried about it.]

139
"The proposal calls for a staggering increase in federal taxes on alcohol beverages of up to 229 percent!..."



If it were a 229% increase in staggering I couldn't definitely get behind it.

140

Joe Biden WW II Factoid:

The last words Hitler heard before he died was George Washington saying "There can be only one" as he swung his sabre down on Adolf's neck there by ending the Third Clone War.

141

My older brother was in the "world's toughest bouncer" competition, will that do navycopjoe?

Also, effin Broncos. That's all I have to say about that. Thankfully I look much better in the Seahawks blue then I ever did in the Broncos orange.

142

Hey!  Did you guys notice that Rodan made the left column!?

Cool.  No monster is more destructive than Rodan.

143

Fish @ 112,

That sounds like the Montana I know and love.  They do not really care for big money out of staters coming in and buying up working cattle ranches, then turning them into private nature preserves.

144 Beer Baron is my vassal.

145

136 I see a possible resurgence of the Beer Baron

You're out there somewhere Beer Baron. And I will find you.

No you won't!

146

It's a testament to the power of the F-15.

Power.

147 134 pgis, tell the lib that your older crazy brother is a navy seal

Better yet, tell him that your brother is a Marine stationed at Gitmo. Might be fun watching his head turn 360 degrees before he pukes out green slime

148 Dang vassals are getting more insolent every day.

149 Went to the animal shelter today after work. Got to spend some time with a Great Dane. They've always been my favorite breed of dog, but I had no idea they are so silly & playful. 

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at July 28, 2009 10:33 PM (zmiSr)

My wife and I got a Great Dane soon after we were married.   She's a vet and the owner had to give him up (she had a couple of other Danes).  Very good dog.  never really barked.  Had him for all of 4 years before he started walking with a head tilt.  Then he couldn't walk a straight line or go up or down stairs without falling.    we found out he had a brain tumor after we put him to sleep.

150

Also, I made the best potatoes on the BBQ again tonight. Diced yukon gold potatoes drenched in olive oil with English Sea Salt, pepper, and rosemary stalks snipped fresh from my garden. Grilled until brown and crispy. Only bacon would've made it better.

Speaking of bacon, on one of my son's cartoons, the superhero was attacked by bacon and he cries out "I've been baconed." It was hi-larious.

151 Best Dog in the world. The Old English Sheepdog. Do yourself a favor and by yourself the most loyal dog on earth.

152 You're out there somewhere Beer Baron. And I will find you.

No you won't!

Posted by: Beer Baron at July 28, 2009 10:45 PM

Yes I will

153 The last lib guy I went out with struck me as kind of wimpy. We disagreed pretty much on everything and he seemed to think my being Asian meant I was really interested in Asian cinema. Not so much. He had way too much knowledge of films in general, but he kept talking about how great Asian film was.

He surprised me when he told me his prima ballerina sister is a great shot when shooting clay pigeons, though. His parents are super hippies, were actually flower children back in the day, and his sister was allowed to handle a shotgun.

154

and can't commit to the Broncos

I'm not sure the Broncos are committed to the Broncos

Posted by: Cindy at July 28, 2009 10:41 PM (Gz1Sj)

 

You know, living here, the Broncos get all that hometown coverage, and of course, the Broncos are never blacked out on TV- even that one game per season on the NFL Network. But I was raised on RFK Stadium and George Allen and Sonny and Sam and Billy Kilmer and hating the Cowboys and Riggo and The Hogs and nothing the Broncos have will replace that. I should add that I moved here post-Elway. Football fans here pine for the next Elway the way evangelicals await The Second Coming.

155

So is it still sockpuppeteering if you're just really, really locationally challenged, Dave?  Or is it some kind of Where's Waldo performance art? 

Abigail

PS - 'cause I'm guessing there's an iPod app for the locational challenge. ;-)

PSS - heck, I'm guessing there's a Where's Waldo performance art app.  Or, in this case, Where's Dave?  (more to the point, did he take the lederhosen with him?)

 

156 I posted this this pic of Piper Palin on the Excitable Andi thread because it seemed apropos there, but the thread kind of petered out, so I'm posting it again here. 

Darth Cheney must have taught her the Sith-Lord Telekinetic Grip of Death.

157 Crossposted; For Great Justice.

158 156



Oh my god, she's wearing a lace wig too.

159 152 You're out there somewhere Beer Baron. And I will find you.

No you won't!

Posted by: Beer Baron at July 28, 2009 10:45 PM

Yes I will

D'oh

160

'Cause, lederhosen in Soho, that's just not going to end well for someone.

 

Abigail

161 149 I'm sorry, Dave C. I know what it's like to lose a pet.

162

I Had a Dream~

Ted Turner and Jane Fonda went to see the Atlanta Braves play at Turner Field and sat behind home plate in box seats.  After the seventh inning stretch, there was a glint of metal from the vicinity of the Jumbotron, and a resounding and thunderous crack that echoed through out the stadium.  Medical personnel responded to the box seats, but their actions to save her were in vain.  Vietnam veterans were amused. 

163 #132 Jane,

One of my sisters is an admitted socialist, although she admits that she likes the idea of communism better - God help us, she is a law graduate and she takes her bar exam on Thursday.

My family is as liberal as liberals get... I love them, but I often feel like my head is going to explode at family functions. With my parents being lawyers (and now my sister too) their favorite tactic is just to all talk at the same time (making no sense at all) until I give up and go outside for a cigarette.

Lets just say that the one and only time my parents met my man, well that was an interesting breakfast. At least there was bacon at the diner. When my man meets my sister I think it will be the best political debate this state has ever seen. Wish I could sell tickets.

164 154

and can't commit to the Broncos

I'm not sure the Broncos are committed to the Broncos

Posted by: Cindy at July 28, 2009 10:41 PM (Gz1Sj)

 

You know, living here, the Broncos get all that hometown coverage, and of course, the Broncos are never blacked out on TV- even that one game per season on the NFL Network. But I was raised on RFK Stadium and George Allen and Sonny and Sam and Billy Kilmer and hating the Cowboys and Riggo and The Hogs and nothing the Broncos have will replace that. I should add that I moved here post-Elway. Football fans here pine for the next Elway the way evangelicals await The Second Coming.

 

Yeah that sucks for you guys. I root for the Penguins and Steelers here in the great city of pittsburgh

165 He surprised me when he told me his prima ballerina sister is a great shot when shooting clay pigeons, though. His parents are super hippies, were actually flower children back in the day, and his sister was allowed to handle a shotgun.

Even hippies know that when protecting a field of marijuana you're growing, or the meth lab in the garage, that engaging an intruder in dialogue isn't as effective as a twelve gauge

166

141  yep, that would do it!

btw, guess who's in Waikiki?  Hint:  the woman's equivalant of bacon

8(  who I couldn't find at the airport 8( 

I'm a dead man

167

When my man meets my sister I think it will be the best political debate this state has ever seen. Wish I could sell tickets.


If your sisters a liberal it won't be much of a debate. Liberal's don't debate, they hate.

168

'Cause, lederhosen in Soho, that's just not going to end well for someone.

Hey.  Are you trying to get sexy on me?

169

He surprised me when he told me his prima ballerina sister

Never let a liberal guy show you his gun.

170 "'Cause, lederhosen in Soho, that's just not going to end well for someone."

Hahahaha!!

171 the southpark episode about the katrina thing is one. cartman is demanding kyle's jew gold. i love this series

172

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at July 28, 2009 10:51 PM (zmiSr)

Thanks..  our current dog was one running around the neighborhood that no one claimed..   He picked us out for his family.  The first year with him was almost like the movie, 'Marley and Me'. 

he's an English Pointer mix who can run really, really fast. 

173

 Football fans here pine for the next Elway the way evangelicals await The Second Coming.

weak!!!

I'm a Cubs fan

174 We're not getting enough attention here.

175 Treat this liberal "date" like conservative guys treat liberal chicks....If he's good looking, give him a few backhanded insults/compliments, take him back to his place and abuse his tongue (it'll shut him up at least), and as you're leaving, tell him you'll call.

176 #167
If your sisters a liberal it won't be much of a debate. Liberal's don't debate, they hate.

Blazer - so very true.

177 Or is it some kind of Where's Waldo performance art?

I never got the point of Where's Waldo. I took one look at the guy and asked myself, "self, is this someone I want to hang out with once I've found him?"

178 Never let a liberal guy show you his gun.

Even if he did, I don't think I'd have been impressed.

179 The British Army chick in the sidebar headline placed second in the Miss England pageant, BTW. I googled up the result since I was curious how she did.

180 Oh no! Where's my old hash?

181

Um, that depends on how sexy you think the lederhosen are.  I think that the knee socks that go with the lederhosen make or break the outfit.  But still, I hold by my original assumption that lederhosen in Soho cannot end well. 

Abigail

182

Yeah that sucks for you guys. I root for the Penguins and Steelers here in the great city of pittsburgh

I don't give a rat's ass about the Broncos as I live in San Diego (Damn you, Hochuli!). The Chargers and Padres give me a world of suck as it is. Sigh.

183 kbdabear, you've been cracking me up with all the Joe Biden factoids--you are teh funny!

184

We are SOOOO fucked if this is going to be our ally during a war with China. Maybe we are backing the wrong side.....

 

http://www.tinyurl.com/nr2bhl

 

 

185 "Oh no! Where's my old hash?"

Sorry, Dude. We thought it was a gift.

186 I only wore lederhosen in Soho once.  Give me a break.

187 I had read the earlier article about Allen Heck in Sunday's Seattle Times.  Apparently, the family of the girl that almost drowned left right away and didn't know he had died.  They didn't have all the backstory on him that the KOMO news story did.  So sad.  And yeah, he didn't even know the little girl.  RIP Allen Heck.

188

kbdabear -

I found that treating the books like those "mystery image" posters - you know, the staticky-looking things that have a hidden 3-D image if you can just force yourself to cross your eyes, or change your focal distance, or whatever - worked just fine.

Of course, I never saw the 3-D image.    So, yeah, worked fine.  Never really found Waldo, either.

189 Has anyone else seen these late night infomercials with busty babes
Carmen Palumbo and Stacey Hayes on "Make Internet Millions"?

It's a scam, but I love watching to see if Carmen's tube top is going to slip

190 184


 I'm sure it was a simple misunderstanding. He was probably just polishing his weapon and clearing out the bore.

191

Has anyone else seen these late night infomercials with busty babes Carmen Palumbo and Stacey Hayes on "Make Internet Millions"? It's a scam, but I love watching to see if Carmen's tube top is going to slip

You're not a woman?

192

And how did it end?

Come on, 'fess up.  This is evidence-based decision making I'm trying, here!

 

 

 

....I notice there's been no comment on the knee socks....

193

Has anyone else seen these late night infomercials with busty babes
Carmen Palumbo and Stacey Hayes on "Make Internet Millions"?

You too? I think that top must be glued in place.

194

I don't give a rat's ass about the Broncos as I live in San Diego (Damn you, Hochuli!). The Chargers and Padres give me a world of suck as it is. Sigh.

Posted by: Cindy at July 28, 2009 10:58 PM (Gz1Sj)

 

So do San Diegans think LT has peaked as a player?

195 #191
You're not a woman?

Why can't women hope for tube top slippage too?

196 I did Stacey Hanes one week and it only cost $5000.  It was a bargain at half the price, and Mr Bad Boy didn't turn  purple or requrie medical intervention. 

197 i don't like to toot my own horn, but i dropped a bomb filled with comedy gold at 140. i am still  sniggering like a little girl still. i guess i shouln't quit my day job as a poster on AoSHQ.

198
#158
Posted by: Blazer at July 28, 2009 10:51 PM (+FzLa)

ROFL! She must be an AoS moron.  Poon and Pale & Still better watch out, cuz' she can choke a bitch long-distance.

199

195 #191
You're not a woman?

Why can't women hope for tube top slippage too?

ooooo I like you.

200

Has anyone else seen these late night infomercials with busty babes
Carmen Palumbo and Stacey Hayes on "Make Internet Millions"?

You too? I think that top must be glued in place.

When I see a British bird like Stacey, I always ask myself, "self, what did she have fixed first, her boobs or her teeth?"

201 Yes Ben, but did George Washington then fuck Eva Braun?

202

Come on, 'fess up.  This is evidence-based decision making I'm trying, here!

Well, I went to Ronnie Scott's.  I didn't get kicked out.  And I loved the jazz.

Later, I got my ass kicked.

203 "The proposal calls for a staggering increase in federal taxes on alcohol beverages of up to 229 percent!..."

You say this like its a bad thing.  Its shit like this that is going to launch my comeback tour.

204 196 I did Stacey Hanes one week and it only cost $5000.  It was a bargain at half the price, and Mr Bad Boy didn't turn  purple or requrie medical intervention.

But did you have an erection lasting for more than four hours?

205 #163 Elizabeth

Girl, you live near Savannah?  Man, could we ever do lunch!  And cocktails!
My girlfriends here have all likeminded family.  No crazy assed libs in theirs, or their in-law's families.  I'm kind of a freak of nature.  They love to sit and listen to my horror stories.  Quite frankly, I'm tired of it.  And pissed. 

206 182

Yeah that sucks for you guys. I root for the Penguins and Steelers here in the great city of pittsburgh

I don't give a rat's ass about the Broncos as I live in San Diego (Damn you, Hochuli!). The Chargers and Padres give me a world of suck as it is. Sigh.

Posted by: Cindy at July 28, 2009 10:58 PM (Gz1Sj)

Who are these "Chargers" and "Padres" you speak of? San Diego has no professional sports teams. 

207 good skit on the tonight show about the Louis Gates thing, pretty funny

208 199

195 #191
You're not a woman?

Why can't women hope for tube top slippage too?

ooooo I like you.

Posted by: Ben at July 28, 2009 11:07 PM (f0I0I) 

----------------------------

LMAO!

209 Why can't women hope for tube top slippage too?

Posted by: Elizabeth at July 28, 2009 11:05 PM (hA5JK)

my heart skipped a beat there..

210

But did you have an erection lasting for more than four hours?

After watching TV commercials about the dangers of prolonged erections, I laughed like a school boy and simply encouraged Mr. Johnson to remain at attaention until the cows come home. 

211 205 #163 Elizabeth

Girl, you live near Savannah?  Man, could we ever do lunch!  And cocktails!
My girlfriends here have all likeminded family.  No crazy assed libs in theirs, or their in-law's families.  I'm kind of a freak of nature.  They love to sit and listen to my horror stories.  Quite frankly, I'm tired of it.  And pissed.

I live in corrupt Connecticut...

212

So do San Diegans think LT has peaked as a player?

You know how it goes; the diehards will never give up, the pessimists give up after a bad season. No injuries and an o-line that played like they did in '07 and anything is possible. Still he's getting old (for football) and Darren Sproles was a helluva lot of fun to watch, although you figure he's gotta get creamed one of these days and maybe not walk away from it. San Diegans love Darren Sproles but longevity is definitely a concern.

213 #209
my heart skipped a beat there..


Dave, you need some CPR?

214 I live in corrupt Connecticut.

I can have a hostage extraction team in the air within 4 hours.

215
"The proposal calls for a staggering increase in federal taxes on alcohol beverages of up to 229 percent!..."



Saw a story somewhere a few days ago about how they did this in Britain a while back. So far over 7000 pubs have closed and people have cut back or have gone to black market booze , causing the government to lose millions in taxes every day.

Liberals always have the greatest idea's.

216

213 #209
my heart skipped a beat there..


Dave, you need some CPR?

Sorry That isn't covered by the government.

217
I live in corrupt Connecticut...

Posted by: Elizabeth at July 28, 2009 11:12 PM (hA5JK)

So how is Chris Dodd  (D castle in Ireland) polling nowadays? 

218

#206

Ain't that the sad truth. Still, I remain loyal.

219 over 7000 pubs have closed and people have cut back or have gone to black market booze , causing the government to lose millions in taxes every day.

Sounds like a plan to me.

220 Beer tax of 229 percent? Hmmmm... looks like I can make Thursday's "invite a whitey serf for a beer" day a platform for announcing that the beer tax will only effect racist bitter clingers clinging to their guns and badges.

221
So how is Chris Dodd  (D castle in Ireland) polling nowadays?


Don't know how Chris is polling, but I'm poleing pretty well.

222 #214 - thanks for the offer, but my man isn't here and I'm not leaving without him

#216 - I'd do it for free :-)

#217 - hopefully terribly, because he needs to go.

223

Woah. hold on a second. Does that soda tax hit beer too?

does that mean i will have to pay 10 whole american dollars for a case of PBR?

224

Dr.  Sheesh. I'm a doctor.  A doctor of love.  And law.  And shit.  So I can call myself doctor too.  And if any woman needs their body or their breasts examined, I can do that. 

I'll do breast exams for free.

225 A beer tax of 229%?  Does that mean the cost of Valu-Rite is going to go up to $1.99?

226 San Diegans love Darren Sproles but longevity is definitely a concern.

Joe Morris of the Giants was all of 5-7 and had a pretty good run in the 80s

227 yeah the Redskins had a great little scatback named Larry Brown- George Allen wore him out in 3 seasons

228

Maybe it was the knee socks, if that's what you also make the sockpuppets out of...I saw those sockpuppet pix upthread.  None of them made a matching pair.  These things matter in Soho, I'm sure.  Maybe not in North Cambria (or was it East Pleistocene?  Upper Mesozoic?  I can't recall.  Seems like ages ago.)

Oh, land sakes, that last paragraph is an example of why free association isn't free.  Sometimes you let your brain slip its leash and it doesn't come back. 

229 What's the big deal Megan Fox?  A tatted up ho with a crappy attitude.  I've seen better in Papagayos Bar in Ciudad Acuna, Mexico.  Hot looking chicks whose brother's are the taco vendors.  It's a two-fer!  Hot ass and tacos at bargain prices. 

230 You have to pay me for more invasive exams.

231 Not much.

232 Hey Genghis and other morons:

Anyone see the link on Drudge to the whale watching ship that impaled a 70 ton, 70 ft. long whale on its bow?

Where is PETA on this?  Does Biden have anything to say?

233

does that mean i will have to pay 10 whole american dollars for a case of PBR?


Hold on, you mean you actually pay money for PBR ?

Real money ?

234

82% of Americans that were polled said it really hurt

the other 18% said 'what- no kiss?'

235 I'll do breast exams for free.

Yes, but where do we go for that since you never stay in the same place for more than a few minutes?

236

#226 et al

Who is that really famous tiny quarterback that nobody wanted but then he went and kicked all kinds of quarterback ass whose name escapes me because I've had a lot of tequila tonight?

237

I live in corrupt Connecticut...

Do you attend the meetups there?

238

Hold on, you mean you actually pay money for PBR ?

 

_{the beer that launched a million hangovers}

239 Doug Flutie.

240 In 1979, the 49ers picked some guy from Notre Dame in the 3rd round. Only around 6-1, 190 lbs, not fast and didn't have a lot of velocity on his passes. His teammates thought he was a kicker trying out.

His name was Joe Montana. And now you know... the Rest of the Story

241

Who is that really famous tiny quarterback that nobody wanted but then he went and kicked all kinds of quarterback ass whose name escapes me because I've had a lot of tequila tonight?



Flutie ?

242 236 Doug Flutie

243

240

Paul, they have internet access in heaven? wireless or broadband?

244 232

Cap'n Joe was probably at the helm when it happened

245 When I see a British bird like Stacey, I always ask myself, "self, what did she have fixed first, her boobs or her teeth?"

Posted by: kbdabear at July 28, 2009 11:07 PM (0Lv+U)

Ditto. The English just ain't pretty as a rule.

246 My answer Alex, Who is Doug Flutie?

247

Flutie

 

Thanks. I knew you guys wouldn't let me down even if the tequila did.

248

Meant to send this to Ace because I can't remember seeing it here but I'll just be lazy and post it to the ONT.

Did you know you're probably a federal criminal? http://tinyurl.com/m8th67

The real jaw dropper in the story for me:

The Lacey Act is an example of the dangerous overbreadth of federal criminal law. Incredibly, Congress has made it a federal crime to violate any fish or wildlife law or regulation of any nation on earth

That would be laws NOT constrained (at least in theory) by our Constitution.

249 237

I live in corrupt Connecticut...

Do you attend the meetups there?

Not yet, but we will (depending on his work schedule)

250 237

I live in corrupt Connecticut...

Do you attend the meetups there?

 

what are these meetups i hear about. I don't think anyone lives near me. 

251

Yes, but where do we go for that since you never stay in the same place for more than a few minutes?

You have to hunt me down, sweetheart.  Just like all the other babes.

252 "The English just ain't pretty as a rule."

Especially the royals. All that inbreeding...Sometimes you get a looker though, like Prince Harry. William has horse teeth.

253 247

Flutie

 

Thanks. I knew you guys wouldn't let me down even if the tequila did.

 

You do know it is a Tuesday right?

254

Liberals always have the greatest idea's.

Yes, and they always have unintended consequences.

255
When I see a British bird like Stacey, I always ask myself, "self, what did she have fixed first, her boobs or her teeth?"


Be nice, if it weren't for the British and their wonderful teeth we would have never had something to model the key cutter after.

256

@248:

Eeww, violating fish?  That's nasty even by ONT standards, isn't it?

257 "Congress has made it a federal crime to violate any fish or wildlife"

There must be toxic mold in the AC on Capitol Hill.

258

You have to hunt me down, sweetheart.  Just like all the other babes.

Are you now, or have you ever been  Dave in San Diego?

259 if it weren't for the British we would not be here.

260
These idiot lawmakers have no idea how these ridiculous taxes (soda, beer, candy) will impact businesses. Or they don't care.

Yay, they're gonna save a three people from getting fat! Because everyone knows IT TAKES A FUCKING ACT OF CONGRESS TO KEEP PEOPLE FROM KILLING THEMSELVES WITH CHICKEN MCFUCKINGNUGGETS.

_{sorry for yelling but I mad}

So fuck the stores and restaurants and the waiters, cooks, and all the other employees invovled in the food business. The important thing is we do it for the children.

261 251

Yes, but where do we go for that since you never stay in the same place for more than a few minutes?

You have to hunt me down, sweetheart.  Just like all the other babes.

hmmm... well I guess it's a good thing I'm not a liberal anymore cause now I'm allowed to hunt.

262 Really, women, if you want a thorough breast exam, call a lawyer.  We're doctor's and shit.  So we know what we're doing.

263 sick minds warp alike

264 Do we get dinner and a movie if we let you do a thorough breast exam? Or at least pro bono law work?

265 I've seen many Brit gals who've lived in America for a while, long enough to have their chops fixed.

A British girl with straight teeth and that accent. Quite a turn-on

266

259 if it weren't for the British we would not be here.

 

I'd be here. My old man's family had to get the F^ck out of poland in the 1930s one way or another.

267

Congress has made it a federal crime to violate any fish or wildlife law or regulation of any nation on earth

So if cows are sacred in some country, it's a federal crime for me to eat a burger?

268

I'd be here.

Ah, but what if here didn't exist? Where would you be then?

269 ...I think that pro bono is a given, if examses are performed. 

270

You do know it is a Tuesday right?

 

You ever been on vacation and been broke? Besides I work for my in-laws, I dare (pray for) them to fire me. I went in to help out 15 years ago, toddlers in tow, and have not been able to escape.

271 That's because Prince Harry isn't an actual royal, not really being Prince Big Ear's son and all.

272
f it weren't for the British we would not be here.



If it weren't for us there would probably be no British or Britain right now.

273 Especially the royals. All that inbreeding...Sometimes you get a looker though, like Prince Harry. William has horse teeth.

Ever notice that Prince William and John Elway have never been seen together?

274 I see that Ace doesn't want in the Elitist club after all. 

After that nice invitation I extended to him.  And the nice package of Canadian Bacon I had UPS deliver.  Isn't that what you 'idiots' like here at this blogspot? 

I'm heading back to a wine sniffing with Peggy Noonan and Kathleen Parker.  (No, we don't actually drink the wine.  only sniff then pass the glass along.)

275

 >Ditto. The English just ain't pretty as a rule.

 

2 words.

Kate. Beckinsale.

276 http://tinyurl.com/mfkgvd

Oh yeah, broadband for everyone is the next thing that will help ObamaCare succeed. WTF?!?!

277 268

I'd be here.

Ah, but what if here didn't exist? Where would you be then?

 

Here exists. A=A

278 I didn't mean to use that errant possesive and shit. K?

279 WTF is wrong with ya'll? Never, ever suggest that a moronette even waste time talking to a lib, much less swapping spit or anything w/one! Hells Bells! PGiS, the last lib guy that hit on me was in a bar when I was single. I told him to go blow himself, and thought that would be the end of it, as they are traditionally pussies. Nope, he just kept coming over and bugging me. I then handled it the way any sensible conservative girl would. I pulled out a SWAT knife and told him that I was going to slit his throat. End of problem. Do u need to borrow a knife?

280 Where all the conservative women at?

281 Oh and Scott J, I graduated from Alabama.

282 if it weren't for the British we would not be here.

Posted by: flenser at July 28, 2009 11:26 PM (I+K9G)

Ahem. I'm mostly french in ancestry. Yes, I feel approriate shame, but I would be here.

283 255 My English grandma may be old, but she can still kick your ass.

284 Ixnay on the examay, I'm currently avoiding the yearly reminder card.

285

...I think that pro bono is a given, if examses are performed. 

Yes, me and all lawyers are very pro bono.

286 Dave, I wouldn't let any of the lawyers I know touch my tits if my life depended on it.

287 I'd love to see one of you "docs" give a breast exam to Rosie O'Donnell.  Heh.

288

286 Dave, I wouldn't let any of the lawyers I know touch my tits if my life depended on it.

 

What about people who do accounting?

289 I love Chicken McFuckingNuggets! ( i get the honey-mustard dipping sauce when i order)

290 Como Esta Los Bitches!!

291

D'oh!

So busy with the socks that I forgot to cite the relevant posts.  Uncertainty principle indeed...

Ah, well, death is easy, comedy is hard, and it's bedtime somewhere, noon somewhere else.  So it's either start drinking or go to bed. 

*flips coin*

Bed.

Abigail

...I am but mad north-northwest... ;-)

292

What about people who do accounting?

Can you count all the way up to 2?

293

ParanoidGirlInSeattle and Dave in Soho. 

why don't you two get a private chatroom

/I am such a faggot

294 Ya'll are missing the point. Regardless of whether you are Polish, French, or what have you, there would be no America without the British.

295 274 I see that Ace doesn't want in the Elitist club after all. 

After that nice invitation I extended to him.  And the nice package of Canadian Bacon I had UPS deliver.  Isn't that what you 'idiots' like here at this blogspot? 

I'm heading back to a wine sniffing with Peggy Noonan and Kathleen Parker.  (No, we don't actually drink the wine.  only sniff then pass the glass along.)
Posted by: David Frum at July 28, 2009 11:30 PM

Don't worry Dave, I still have your back at Hot Air. With my devastating snark and Meghan's Reubenesque beauty, we'll have H/A converted to a New Majority organ in no time.

296 WHAT ARE ALL THESE WHITE MEN DOING ON MY YARD?
YOU GETONOUTOFHERE!

297

My English grandma may be old, but she can still kick your ass.


Does she wear a shirt that say's 'Key's Made Here' ?


Jus' fuckin' with ya', that's a T-Dub joke. Nothing could get T-Dub to scat from a post quicker than a crack about British teeth.

298 I think any part of you a lawyer touched would rot off.

Lawyerism is a curable disease, people!

299 288

What about people who do accounting?

sorry Ben, I'm following a strict "truck drivers only" rule now

300

286 Dave, I wouldn't let any of the lawyers I know touch my tits if my life depended on it.

 

what if the guy's in telecom?

301

Dave, I wouldn't let any of the lawyers I know touch my tits if my life depended on it.

You are so prejudiced.

302 294 Ya'll are missing the point. Regardless of whether you are Polish, French, or what have you, there would be no America without the British.

Oh yeah? I was here first!

303 I can safely say there will never be another singing group called "Katrina and The Waves"

Posted by: Jones at July 28


heh. The singer of that band went to the high school I graduated from (U.S. Air Force base in the U.K.) and graduated the year before me. They were the band at the Prom for us.

304 Jonathon E.,

You can be proud of being French until 1815. Waterloo was the end of French pride after Napoleon's defeat. Before then, though, the French kicked butt. (Not as much as the Brits, but still.)

305 Z Ryan, ditto.

306

Kate. Beckinsale.

Posted by: Jones at July 28, 2009 11:31 PM (KOkrW)

Heh. Her in a latex outfit causes me great lust. But there are always exceptions to any rule. I'd bet there is some french blood in her too.

307

294 Ya'll are missing the point. Regardless of whether you are Polish, French, or what have you, there would be no America without the British.

 

there would be no british without the jews, and no jews without africans, and no africans without Xenu.

308 #279 Di

You're speaking to the choir, honey.  (And I'm from the south, so don't take "honey" in a negative way.)

309

what if the guy's in telecom?

Would the exam be with or without a video and/or digital recorder?

310 301 You are so prejudiced.

Not at all, it's just that all the lawyers I know are related to me (and they are liberals - I'm not sure which is worse)

311 Hey, Di Butler, thanks for reminding me I have a very sexy ka-bar folding knife that a friend gave me as a bridesmaid's gift.

312

304 Jonathon E.,

You can be proud of being French until 1815. Waterloo was the end of French pride after Napoleon's defeat. Before then, though, the French kicked butt. (Not as much as the Brits, but still.)

 

Eh politically I consider myself a Boulangist.

313

 I'd love to see one of you "docs" give a breast exam to Rosie O'Donnell.  Heh.

Abigail can handle that one.  Or... two.

314

Without the British there would have been no Benny Hill.


That's a scary thought.

315 294 Hear, hear! Well said, old boy!

297 I'm just joshing with you.

316

I'm heading back to a wine sniffing with Peggy Noonan and Kathleen Parker.  (No, we don't actually drink the wine.  only sniff then pass the glass along.)

Ha! Ha!  I'm having visions of the South Park episode, Smug Alert where Kyle and his family move to San Fran to be with like minded people who drive hybrid cars (Toyota Pious, Honda Hindsight).  They go to a typical cocktail party, and people are farting in wine glasses and sniffing them.  I have a visual of  Frum, Peggy, Kathleen, David Brooks et all doing likewise.

317

what if the guy's in telecom?

Would the exam be with or without a video and/or digital recorder?

Posted by: Cindy at July 28, 2009 11:37 PM (Gz1Sj)

 

_{wireless webcam and Bluetooth}

318

Hey! Cindy needs help getting fired.

No one bit on that?  You morons ought be ashamed of yourselves. 

Cindy - call in sick on Mondays and Fridays. Take two hour lunches. Ask if hangovers are covered by family medical leave act.

Works for my employees anyhoo. 

319 Ben @293 what are ya talking about?

320

@313

At the risk of sounding nuttier than my see-through sockpuppets: examine Rosie?

Not without a rope and a belaying partner I wouldn't.

 

Abigail

321

Well, It's a bright cold day in July and the clocks just struck 13. Time for me to go to bed.

Good night all.

322 PGIS, That's the awesomest bridesmaid's gift EVAH. I could only hope for something as cool for the wedding I'm going to be participating in in 2 weeks.

323

>You can be proud of being French until 1815. Waterloo was the end of French pride after Napoleon's defeat. Before then, though, the French kicked butt. (Not as much as the Brits, but still.)

 

ahh, there was a time when the worst (or best) thing in the world was seeing tall ships flying the Union Jack off your coast

324

Not at all, it's just that all the lawyers I know are related to me

Okay.  Walk away from a quality, thorough breast exam.  Fine.

325 Posted by: Jane D'oh! at July 28, 2009 11:19 PM (UOM4

The Impaled Whale was posted on FR earlier.  Crazy shit, that.

326 Don't worry Dave, I still have your back at Hot Air. With my devastating snark and Meghan's Reubenesque beauty, we'll have H/A converted to a New Majority organ in no time.

Posted by: LOLpundit at July 28, 2009 11:35 PM 

It's nice to see someone with a sense of balance still in the GOP. 

One question, what will your boss think after you get done turning Hot Air into that tour de force of success I call 'The New Majority'? 

327 Oh yeah, broadband for everyone is the next thing that will help ObamaCare succeed. WTF?!?!

Broadband and our Communities.  Today, from everything to scheduling a special garbage pickup to driver’s license renewal to voting locations are available on line. Without access to the web, parents cannot communicate with teachers or principals and children can’t do homework assignments.

Gee, before broadband how did my parents ever find out from my teachers that I was a disruptive little bastard in the classroom?

That  Betty Broadband is one angry looking bitch

328 324 So, what're you doing in Soho, Dave?

329

Rum, yeah we have a great picture of all of us in our dresses, including the bride, holding our knives and looking mock menacing. Of course the knives outlasted the wedding, the couple was divorced less than 2 years later.

330

>At the risk of sounding nuttier than my see-through sockpuppets: examine Rosie?

Not without a rope and a belaying partner I wouldn't.

 

it will help to have a few assistants shovel raw meat into Rosie's gaping maw- all the carrion will make her drowsy and allow the inspection to proceed in relative safety

331 My childhood dog was a dane mix, I think there were 3 other danes on the block.

All of them jst had an excellent demeanor.

332
One question, what will your boss think after you get done turning Hot Air into that tour de force of success I call 'The New Majority'?


Allahpundit say's he will start calling it Hot Fudge, just for me.

I love Hot Fudge.

333 For example, Barack Obama’s proposals to expand health care for all Americans relies to a significant degree on adoption moving health care records to an electronic platform.  Over the long term, this means individuals without broadband access could receive poorer quality health care than those with that access.

And any nosy prick with or without broadband could find a way to access my private medical records from the comfort of his desk at ACORN

334 PGIS,

Well, at least you all got the cool knives. If I ever get married, I'm going to keep that as a thought. Although my friends might be horrified.

Time to drive home. I'll check back to make sure you guys haven't broken anything.

335

@330

I thought that's where the Sherpas came in...

336 Hi, guys.  Busy, busy day today.  Got a lot of stuff cleaned out of the garage and a lot of crap hauled off to Goodwill and the dumpster.  And Obama is still trashing the country and Andrew Sullivan is still a lunatic.

337 You can be proud of being French until 1815. Waterloo was the end of French pride after Napoleon's defeat. Before then, though, the French kicked butt. (Not as much as the Brits, but still.)

Posted by: wherestherum at July 28, 2009 11:37 PM (rN25

Actually, the french have pretty much always been assholes. Did you ever notice what they were up to while the Poles and a few german princes were saving Europe from muslim conquest at Vienna?

The french lamed out after Tours. I don't know why the rest of Europe didn't simply wipe the arrogant bastards out, take their women and divide up the land.

 

338
Am I the Beer Baron?  Yes but only by night, by day I'm a mild mannered reporter for a major metropolitan newspaper.

Now toodle, ooh.

339 courtesy of Betty Broadband-

"But one of the most startling roadblocks to broadband adoption is the fact that many people lack an interest"

So they aren't interested, but we are going to shove it down their throats anyway. That's some sort of change we can believe in.

340

So, what're you doing in Soho, Dave?

Enjoying the jazz.  Healing up from my lederhosen wounds.  And waiting on women with boobs to call me.

341 Allahpundit say's he will start calling it Hot Fudge, just for me.

I love Hot Fudge.
Posted by: Meghan McCain at July 28, 2009 11:45 PM

Sure, I'll go along with it.  Why make waves?

342

Speaking of ACORN, maybe we should all just put ourselves down as a minority on the next census. That would really cause some havoc.

343
So they aren't interested, but we are going to shove it down their throats anyway.

All those ATT/Verizon/Whathaveyou telecom workers are union.

344 340

So, what're you doing in Soho, Dave?

Enjoying the jazz.  Healing up from my lederhosen wounds.  And waiting on women with boobs to call me.

And here I was getting ready to start hunting, but now it's as simple as a phone call?

345 You can be proud of being French until 1815. Waterloo was the end of French pride after Napoleon's defeat.

OK, YOU ASKED FOR IT!!!

346 I pulled out a SWAT knife and told him that I was going to slit his throat.
Posted by: di butler at July 28, 2009 11:32 PM (tjdui)

Sounds kinky. Wanna hookup?

347

And any nosy prick with or without broadband could find a way to access my private medical records from the comfort of his desk at ACORN

True dat, kbdabear!  Yeah, broadband will be utilized to mine data on "domestic terrorists" and threats to the state and as an opiate for minds of Obamabots--people won't care what the government is doing as long as they get their free high speed internet pron.

348 Slavery apology?  Not enough.  Reparations!

349

I'm heading back to a wine sniffing with Peggy Noonan and Kathleen Parker.  (No, we don't actually drink the wine.  only sniff then pass the glass along.)
Posted by: David Frum at July 28, 2009 11:30 PM

Don't worry Dave, I still have your back at Hot Air. With my devastating snark and Meghan's Reubenesque beauty, we'll have H/A converted to a New Majority organ in no time.

I sniffled some vino tonight.  Frum told me he wants to go with me.  Of course, I said, yes.  But the rest of your crypto-response eludes me.

350
remember when we were at the new AoS site and we could make it look like our comments were insulting to EVERYBODY?

yeah, that was fun

351 Jane, honey, I knew you were a sensible gal! And PGiS, that is the most awesome of awesomest wedding day favors! So, to review, if you must spend time with this lib, do as little actually talking to him as possible, and if he so much as twitches the wrong way, threaten to gig out his heart. Problem solved.

352

> how do you tactfully tell one of your friends that you'd really rather not be set up on a date with a man you know is a liberal? 

 

tell your friend that you went out with a liberal once- and that you ate his liver, along with some fava beans and a nice chianti

353 341 Allahpundit say's he will start calling it Hot Fudge, just for me.

I love Hot Fudge.
Posted by: Meghan McCain at July 28, 2009 11:45 PM

Sure, I'll go along with it.  Why make waves?

Posted by: Ed Morissey at July 28, 2009 11:50 PM

AP, you'll have to get rid of Ed somehow. His devotion to that right wing extremist Pawlenty will not bring the New Majority to a new golden age.

354

And here I was getting ready to start hunting, but now it's as simple as a phone call?

Yup.  Are you kidding?

355

281 Oh and Scott J, I graduated from Alabama.

That puts you in about 25% of the fan base

 

356 #342

Speaking of ACORN, maybe we should all just put ourselves down as a minority on the next census. That would really cause some havoc.

According to the libs we are all minorities anyway. Every single person is in some sort of protected class so that any crime becomes a "hate crime" (don't ya just hate crime?). Plus, I seem to remember the MSM referring to those on the right as a "dying breed" at some point during the election, so doesn't that make all of us endangered species in their minds too?

357 Abby, whereforeartthou?

358

@333

*putting the doctor hat on*

Electronic medical records are a huge joke as far as "efficiency" and "streamlining" go.  I know of at least four different platforms for displaying radiology results...none of which talk to one another.  I use one EMR in the clinic, one in the hospital...neither of which talks to the other.  A third is used to scan in the completed chart on patient discharge.  My coder won't look at the scanned-in chart, but insists on coding from the dictations divorced from the daily progress notes.  Don't even get me started on the VA EMR, which is unified, but is based on an obsolete operating system. 

...and you know what?  I like those fragmented medical records just the way they are.  Good luck nationalizing that!

*doffs doctor hat, puts Waldo hat back on*

And none of youse moronettes are getting free breast exams.  I take Valu-rite and hoboskin handbags, though.

 

359

My plan is two-fold.  We will reduce waste in miltary spending by eliminating redundant programs like missile defense, air defense, naval defense (all that defense is a bit much!).  With the 60 billion dollars in savings, we will then be able to provide broadband internet service for everyone, especially minorities in underserved urban areas. 

360
#342


I meant it would play havoc with the voting districts. The census is used for gerrymandering too. This is the real reason ACORN wants to get it's grubby little hands on it.

361

tell your friend that you went out with a liberal once- and that you ate his liver, along with some fava beans and a nice chianti

Posted by: Jones at July 28, 2009 11:55 PM (KOkrW)

They are actually quite tender having never done any manual labor of any kind. Good marbling. Make sure you field dress them quickly. They tend to rot fast.

362

@357

Marco!

*rustling noises coming from the corn field*

363 354

And here I was getting ready to start hunting, but now it's as simple as a phone call?

Yup.  Are you kidding?

Kidding? Me? Of course not. I was absolutely going to get in my car and drive to Soho to try to find some guy I just started talking to on the internet so he could feel me up for free. But seeing as it's now as simple as a phone call takes all the fun out of it.

364

*putting the doctor hat on*

I do that too.  Protected sex is the best way to go.

365

@363

The trick is getting the phone in the right position for the breast exam.

366 Can I just say this?  I LOVE gay men.  I have  a couple of gay guy friends and they are SO much fun to hang out with.  They are like not a couple but use to be and now just friends.  I don't know.  It's complicated.  Anyway, the are like my BFFs.  Maybe more like my GBFFs.  I can have the engraved on a heart and give it to both of them. Super.  We totally to everything together.  Well, except for, you know.  That WORD that normal republicans don't like to use unless they are in the bedroom with the lights off.  Yes, THAT word. S- E- X.  Shhh, I spelled it out.  It's like Voldemort if you say it outloud.  But Jeff and Gavin ( my GBFFs) totally screen all my dates for me.  And not one straight man I have found has measured up to their standards.  And they have high standards.  They know all the best resturants in New York to go to.  Allahpundit?  Yeah, right!  But don't tell him.  Even I have some standards.  I need to drink from the top shelf in order for me to go home with the guy before closing. 

367 Oooh, David Tennant (10th Doctor) was at ComicCon. *swoons*

368 courtesy of Betty Broadband-

"But one of the most startling roadblocks to broadband adoption is the fact that many people lack an interest"

So they aren't interested, but we are going to shove it down their throats anyway. That's some sort of change we can believe in.

Betty Broadband looks like a typical Axelturf setup. The guy is getting pretty lame with this one.

369

Eilizabeth.

You really need to call me.  Um.  I really need you to call me.  Better? 

370 Abigail, I hear you!  We are using EPIC at the hospital I work at.  I would have to say at least for the O.R., it is an epic fail:  very cumbersome, tedious, not intuitive and complicated.  We spend the whole case focused on the computer instead of taking care of the patient, it seems.  I'm just glad I do long procedures so I can get all my charting done.  I feel sorry for those poor bastards in same day surgery who are doing D&C's, T&A's, myringotomies with tubes--you know things that only take a few minutes.  They are then charting after the fact--something that is really not right being as the chart is a legal document and should be done in real time.

371

Dave, I think the hat you're talking about is the "no heirs, no harm, no foul" hat.  My doctor hat is a fluffy beret-style blue scrub cap.

Abigail

PS - they go on different ends.

372 363 You're going to drive across the Atlantic?
Reminds me of a running gag on Gilligan's Island about walking across the Channel...

373 #369

Eilizabeth.

You really need to call me.  Um.  I really need you to call me.  Better? 

So did you coordinate that post to end up with a 69 in it on purpose? or are you just that good?

374

@370

EPIC!  (spits)

I used that at two of five hospitals that I rotated through for critical care fellowship.

Happily, where I work, the OR documentation is still paper-based. 

 

Abigail

 

375

Abby, my IQ just dropped about 50 points.  I have a thing for doctors.  Now I can't get enough blood to the right spot.

Um.  Huh?

376 David Tennant, ooo, I'm swooning right there with you. Why is he so cute? I just don't get it.

377 Without access to the web, parents cannot communicate with teachers or principals and children can’t do homework assignments.

Can't some fat ho' get up off the couch and miss Oprah for one day of parent-teacher meetings?

I must be an old SOB, since when did kids start doing homework online? It seems to me to defeat the whole purpose of learning if little Dylan can just copy and paste from Wiki into the assignment.

378 Abigail what kind of practice do you have?

379

So did you coordinate that post to end up with a 69 in it on purpose? or are you just that good?

Jeebus.  Of course I'm that good.  I'm a lawyer for chrissakes.

380 Doesn't prince harry look an awful lot like Di's bodyguard. Just saying.

381

Okay guys/gals, I need your help.  Vista has decided that my 'user profile service'  has failed.  It will not load.  It took me all day to even get this piece of shit to open in 'safe mode'.  I just keep getting the 'user profile has failed' warning, and then it starts logging off.  Right now I am in safe mode and it looks like a comp. program from the early fucking 90s.  I tried to go in under 'administrator' but it won't accept my damn password.  I really don't want to delete/reload Vista cuz I don't want to lose my vids of my kids and mom.  Plus, I suck at this comp. stuff.  Do any of you know what the hell I'm talking about?  Have any suggestions?  I have to get off here now before I go bat shit crazy and start sucking poles for enough $$$ to buy a new comp that doesn't have Vista already on it.  I know, I ask for help, mention sucking poles, and then leave, but I'm too frustrated to deal with this shit right now.  Any way I have a Dell 1525 if that helps.  If any of you have any suggestions, I will try to get on here in the morning. 

Thanks for reading my rant.  Did I mention.....BACON?  I swear, I missed this place all day.  There were some awesome threads.  Seems to always work that way huh?

PGIS - Tell the libtard how excited you are that he is taking you to the next Palin rally.  Tell him that is the best fist date suggestion you have ever heard.  If you get really quiet after saying it, you just might hear his balls suck back into his body.  Just sayin'

Thanks again guys. 

Oh yeah, about the young man that saved that little girl.  God has the ability to turn everything around if we just let him.. I don't believe God gave him his illness, but I do believe that God heard his prayers.  The fact that the little girl is still breathing, and that the young man's family is very proud of him, is proof that God answers prayers.  Just think, if that hadn't have happened, that man's family would have lived with guilt, regret, and sadness, once he died.  Now, they are left with a feeling of pride, almost joy.

382

Dave:

So was it the dirty EMR talk or the fluffy hat?  I'm betting fluffy hat.  Have I mentioned the ill-fitting blue scrubs yet?  It's "MD in the Big Blue House" with the scrubs on.

 

...Dave?  Dave??

383 376 Here's a funny quote on rumours: 

"The Internet is a curious place, isn't it?" Tennant told MTV News.

"I think someone sits in their bedroom in Saskatchewan and comes up with an idea and they post it. And within minutes it's around the world and I'm getting phoned up by journalists and friends of mine saying, 'When are you off to shoot with _____ ?'" said Tennant. "It's not something I know anything about."

http://tinyurl.com/n7rpns

384 Was it the bodyguard or the horse trainer guy? Can't remember which.

385

As a code slinger who has built systems from the ground up I'm saddened that medical software is so bad.

I bet it's because it was all designed by consultants who only talked to the administrators and then handed to specs off to wage slaves in India.

386 momma,
One word: Linux.

387

waiting on women with boobs to call me.

Good call. You want to be careful with those women sans boobs.

388 372  You're going to drive across the Atlantic?

...well I was thinking Soho as in the Soho that is part of New York city not the Soho that  is part of London... and since new york is just one state away...

389

Abigail what kind of practice do you have?

She practices on guys like me.  Doctors who like doctors who practice a lot... cuz... doctors need practice.

390 379

  I'm a lawyer for chrissakes.

What type of law?

391 381 Unfortunately, last time Vista did that to me, I had a virus-scan bounce-back that rendered my hard drive useless [got all my info back, though].

2 words: Geek Squad!

392

@378

I'm a trauma surgeon and surgical intensivist.  I do a little general surgery while I'm on call.

The trauma profile here (Iowa) is mostly blunt trauma (but in an agricultural state, sometimes the mechanism of injury approaches Wile E Coyote status). 

Abigail

393

So was it the dirty EMR talk or the fluffy hat?  I'm betting fluffy hat.  Have I mentioned the ill-fitting blue scrubs yet?  It's "MD in the Big Blue House" with the scrubs on.

Abby, you are the first person I've met who is more abstract and odd than me. 

394 momma, I know that in XP you can create a new profile. It'll create a whole new user. See about running a diagnostic or doing a chkdsk or scandsk run.

I had that happen to me once, I created a new profile and when I booted up later the original was ok.

Give that a shot, sometimes things go wrong and clear up for reasons that are above my pay grade

395 I had the hots for an ICU nurse once. There is something about the absolutely competent that is a turn-on.

396

What type of law?

Magnificent law.

397

@384

I think it was the bodyguard.  Honestly, I think outbreeding in that family is about 150 years overdue.  Harry for King!

398 388 Oh. I figured London b/c he's 'been abroad'.

/& everyone starts w/ the "been abroad" jokes

399

Was it the bodyguard or the horse trainer guy?

Birthers!

400
MOMMA-
Try and boot into the last known good config.  If that doesn't work, you might be able to save it by booting with the Vista dvd and doing a repair.  Probably need to hit technet for the how to on that, but it's pretty straight forward.  Shame on you for forgetting the admin password, that makes things painful.

401

Beth, haven't been to Soho in New York.  Don't know a thing about it.  Who needs to?  Soho is a place in England. That's it.  End of story.

402

@393

Awww...now I'm blushing.

 

_{...It was totally the hat.}

403 Actually that's not birtherism, its "conceptionism".

404 387

waiting on women with boobs to call me.

Good call. You want to be careful with those women sans boobs.

Oh come on, there are plenty of women on the Itty Bitty Titty committee who are hot as hell. I'm no longer a member since I turned in my membership card to their organization when I was in high school.

405 Crazy idea: What kind of lame superheroes would be part of the Social Justice League?

406

Soho is a place in England.

There's one in Hong Kong also.

407 395 I had the hots for an ICU nurse once. There is something about the absolutely competent that is a turn-on.

Was it this nurse?

408 You know the recent NationalReview anti-birther editorial? Well, it contains a few lies and factual inaccuracies. Getting basic facts right - and looking at original documents rather than distorted AP summaries - isn't a "birther" thing, but it's something that NR failed to do. Please contact them using the email addresses provided in that post.

409

re: nurse

Naw. She was a brunette. I never get along with blondes for some reason.

410
See about running a diagnostic or doing a chkdsk or scandsk run.

DON'T DO THAT, it will destroy the logfiles to recreate the corrupted profile.

411

Abigail, rumour has it that EPIC was started by some woman in Wisconsin who was a F.O.H. (Friend of Hillary).  I do believe that electronic records was a bill pushed by Sen. Clinton back in the day.  We use to use ESI which was so quick and easy to chart on.  Of course we had to jettison that for a much more complex and unwieldy system.  We've been using it for almost 2 years now and though there have been a few improvements, it's really a joke.  Every time we had a complaint about how cumbersome it was we were told, "you'll get that fixed next year in the upgrade."  I know it is a really expensive system, and my BIL who is an IT guy for Kaiser Permanente said they stopped releasing the financial data on how much they spent on EPIC because it was such a money pit.

412 396
Magnificent law.

So you definitely aren't in the US then cause the lawyers here practice unmagnificent law.

Sorry to say, I can't drive to Soho London. I don't have a passport.

413
Smart women are sexy.

That's why I wanna lick Ann Coulter's mind.

414 Crazy idea: What kind of lame superheroes would be part of the Social Justice League?

Posted by: AmishDude at July 29, 2009 12:17 AM (FWbHu)

Welfare Woman? She uses her kids as projectile weapons.

415 Is #408 the political version of lace wigs?  'Cause I think the original lace wigs are way cuter.

416 405 Crazy idea: What kind of lame superheroes would be part of the Social Justice League?

I think Ted Turner already did that with Captain Planet. But here's my shot;

Speed Racecard - With blinding speed organizes marches and appears on all cable news outlets to demand apologies and set-asides to be coordinated through him

417

There's one in Hong Kong also.

Do they have a Ronnie Scott's?

418 397 Well, at least you have to give Queen Victoria for being cunning about her idea of taking over the world. I mean, 9 kids, marrying them all off to other royal families...Worked quite well until that World War One thing, didn't it?

/s

419 With some of the royals, I would have said it was the horse.

420

@411

You know, every time we hear the words "computer upgrade" around here, we flinch.  Hard. 

Got another upgrade coming on the clinic EMR.  Apparently in order to make it more user-friendly, all the tabs on the toolbar need to go away or be switched around.

Forget the tooth fairy and the Trauma Demon...It's stuff like this that makes me think there's actually a Catbert. (Yeeeearrrgh!)

421

Sorry to say, I can't drive to Soho London. I don't have a passport.

That's okay, cuz my home base is in the exotic Tulsa, Oklahoma.

422 405 Crazy idea: What kind of lame superheroes would be part of the Social Justice League?

WiseWonderLatinaWoman - understands that those with difficult backgrounds should not be punished for their crimes, and ensures that any wrongdoing is instantly blamed on the white folks

423

there are plenty of women on the Itty Bitty Titty committee

There's an Itty Bitty Titty Committee in the city.

424 AP, you'll have to get rid of Ed somehow. His devotion to that right wing extremist Pawlenty will not bring the New Majority to a new golden age.

Posted by: D. Frum, New Hasty Pudding Majority at July 28, 2009 11:55 PM (0Lv+U)

That walleye-eating rube Pawlenty was on was on with that fine young Jew-boy Geraldo today, and REFUSED to take the opportunity to lambaste that horrible, inbred, wolf-murdering, snowbilly breeder Palin. The GALL of it! Geraldo gave him several opportunities to do so, and he wouldn't! Why, I'm going to have to call that dear T. Coddington VanVoorhees over at the National Topsider and let him know if he ever says one kind word about Pawlenty, I'll be revoking the endowment! And to top it all off, that horrible negro Colin Powell refused to attack her on CNN! We paid good money for Powell! It just goes to show you can never trust those foul, uncouth, ill-heeled, baby-killing military men. I mean, he only went to some service academy; not Harvard, not Yale, not even John's Hopkins. How pedestrian! I bet he never took a course in deconstructive Sanskrit lit, and they never taught him the important conservative principle "violence never solves anything"!  I'll be calling that wonderful young Ted Turner about this just to make sure Powell won't be welcome on that fine conservative network CNN anymore. 

By the way, David, that MARVELOUS piece you wrote on President Obama's chiseled abs is STILL giving me orgasms! 

425 geeze late, again.  So, here's my quick catch-up:

1) PGiS, tell her you're not a fag hag.  Genghis was asking you out in that been-in-Seattle-to-long sort of way, so just say yes.

2) Kate Beckinsale - hawt... for Brit.

3) I'm pro boner

4) Are we close to the "Booze Party"?

5) Flutie was a nice underdog, but give me Steve Largent any day.  Palin/Largent '12.  I'm serious.

Bacon.

426 421 I used to live north of Tulsa in B-ville. Tulsa seemed like San Fran only with Pentecostals (no offense to any Pentecostals).

427 405 Crazy idea: What kind of lame superheroes would be part of the Social Justice League?

I use my mighty powers of speech and musical proficiency to move minds to the cause of social justice for the morally challenged.

That's how I became Supertramp

428 Crazy idea: What kind of lame superheroes would be part of the Social Justice League?

The Apologist.  Of course he's a white man.  He goes around apologizing for the miss deeds done to everyone else.  And cuts them a check. 

429

BTW, if you don't have a Ronnie Scott's, you don't have a SoHo.

 

430 Watch this video, you have to put up with Jim Cramer for a while but, the CEO of Cypress Semi conductor has a lot to say.  The video might be gone tomorrow as he is not so happy with the administration:  "Tech’s Next Bellwether?"

431 According to my crack investigative team, Dave in Soho is in fact none other than ... rdbrewer!

432

265  A British girl with straight teeth and that accent. Quite a turn-on

Another chance for me to bring up the hottest Brit chick in a long time, the crazy witch in Harry Potter, Bellatrix.

The future mrs. navycop

433 431 I thought we weren't supposed to say that...

434

@431

Dave...better check six on the lederhosen.  I think flenser's getting nosy.

435

5) Flutie was a nice underdog, but give me Steve Largent any day.  Palin/Largent '12.  I'm serious.

Yup.  Largent was indomitable.

436 night..

time to turn in.

437

Way late to the show, but Godspeed to Allen Heck. A hero will always find his opportunity.

 

God bless.

438

I thought we weren't supposed to say that...

Screw these repressive uptight taboos!

439

Momma! I've been wondering where you've been all day.  I had a really nice calm, relaxing day because you weren't here posting all that stuff that scares the crap out of me!  No seriously, I did miss you and I did feel a little less informed.

#392, Abigail, that is very cool!  It's funny because the cardiac surgeons I work with are all very conservative, but the anesthesiologists are all really liberal (except for 2, which is really weird since they are in private practice not hospital employed!)

#385 Scott J., I'm sure this is no reflection on you or the job you do.  When we first got our (ahem) system, we had all this logistical support from the company.  Unfortunately, the people they sent to help us had no background in health care or in software (I believe the one guy had a degree in Egyptology and was like 24 years old). 

440 Crazy idea: What kind of lame superheroes would be part of the Social Justice League?

Robin Hood - takes from the rich to give to the poor.

Hamburgler - takes perfectly good food away from people to make sure they don't become overweight. Ensures that all "meat" products are made from yummy tofu instead.

441

The future mrs. navycop

Posted by: navycopjoe at July 29, 2009 12:29 AM (Xjs9g)

Did you sell the current mrs. navycop on the polygamy thing? My wife said okay if she gets to be senior and the new one does the dishes.

442

Dave in Soho is in fact none other than ... rdbrewer!

Nope.  Um.  I had an excellent, pithy response that all the chix would love, but I forgot it while I was fighting with WindowsWhateverTheFuck. 

Rest assured, it was really cool, not too abrasive, and the chix would have digged it.

443

@439

I gotta agree with you...the redstate/bluestate divide runs right along the ether screen in the OR.  Us'n redneck surgeons think that's because the anesthesiologists spend too much time in the break room doing the crossword and watching CNN.  ;-)

444 This thread is way better than last night's. See? We needed posted topics to ignore to get everyone going.

445 442 We still love you anyway.

446 I mean, he only went to some service academy; not Harvard, not Yale, not even John's Hopkins. How pedestrian!

Uh Pegs, seems that you didn't go to the Ivy League either, just a school in New Jersey founded in 1942 called Fairleigh Dickenson.

But you outsnob them all when you're clawing up the social ladder and you don't have the blue blood and must overcompensate.

447 "the chix would have digged it."

would have dug it

448 Watch the video I posted that will get you going.

449 441

Did you sell the current mrs. navycop on the polygamy thing? My wife said okay if she gets to be senior and the new one does the dishes.

I'd totally dig the polygamy thing if Kate Beckinsale was involved... and I wouldn't even mind if I was the one who continued to wash the dishes

450

441  I can't handle one wife, two would kill me! plus, 'she who must be obeyed' has said in the past she doesn't believe in divorce, she believes in collecting insurance.

She's from the south, can you tell?

451 Hey, KG, "would have digged it" is perfect hotdog languagueaux. 

452 Rum, we needed Genghis, he is the beer in our stein, the bacon on our griddle, the hot fudge on our sundae.

453

Oooh, David Tennant (10th Doctor) was at ComicCon. *swoons*

I told my youngest that and she nearly started crying.  She wanted to spend her entire summer going to conventions but the reality of NO MONEY hit her hard.

454

449 I'd totally dig the polygamy thing if Kate Beckinsale was involved... and I wouldn't even mind if I was the one who continued to wash the dishes

but would you dress up like Bellatrix LeStrange?

455 452 Rum, we needed Genghis, he is the beer in our stein, the bacon on our griddle, the hot fudge on our sundae.

.. the gum on our theater seat...

456
Hay, I haz an eyedeer.

howbouts all youz AoS moronettes dress up like you're Zoot and we can plays Castle Anthrax?!?!?!?

457 Mr Soho, I am obligated to write you up.

458

@452

He's the wind beneath our buffalo wings!

459

but would you dress up like Bellatrix LeStrange?

My oldest daughter wants to be her for Halloween.

460 454

but would you dress up like Bellatrix LeStrange?

In a heartbeat. She's hot as hell.

461

@457

Pull over, buddy, you just ended a sentence with a preposition.

462 454 Bellatrix-->Doesn't that have a sort-of bad omen?

"Not my daughter, you bitch!"

463

457  Do the grammer police use tazers?  That would rock!!

464 Rum, we needed Genghis, he is the beer in our stein, the bacon on our griddle, the hot fudge on our sundae.

Indeed he is, PGiS. Indeed he is.

465

As a code slinger who has built systems from the ground up I'm saddened that medical software is so bad.

I bet it's because it was all designed by consultants who only talked to the administrators and then handed to specs off to wage slaves in India.

I think you're right.  I'm very frustrated with EPIC.  It will pull info from several places and there will be different answers for the same question.  There are 3 different places for the nurses to record the weight.  If they put it in the 'wrong' one - EPIC won't calculate the drug dose (and that's supposed to be one of the things it helps with - drug dosing calculation errors).  And I only have to click through 3 screens to find critical info that should be available at a glance. and I could go on and on.... 

The only thing that is positive about EMR is that I no longer spend hours trying to first find and then access the one chart that everyone is trying to use at the same time.  And yes - the OR turnover has slowed considerably  

466 Joe Biden WW II Factoid:

When troops were pulled off the line, they needed to relax a bit. That's why they went to the China-Burma-India Theater.

467

I used to live north of Tulsa in B-ville. Tulsa seemed like San Fran only with Pentecostals (no offense to any Pentecostals).

Elizabeth, Ms.80's, Abigail, all you chix who are obviously after the SoHoboy, just send me an email.  I do free breast exams in support of Obamacare because I love my country.

468 howbouts all youz AoS moronettes dress up like you're Zoot and we can plays Castle Anthrax?!?!?!?

"Oh, bad Zoot! Naughty Zoot! She needs a spanking!"

469

459  My wife dressed like her for the Harry Potter midnight showing, It was amazing.

470 467 Elizabeth, Ms.80's, Abigail, all you chix who are obviously after the SoHoboy, just send me an email.  I do free breast exams in support of Obamacare because I love my country.

Patriotism is such a turn-on.

471 This will fit in nicely with tonight's topics (fuck the Broncos)

It's what happens when you piss of Steve Largent

Palin/Largent '12 (you heard it here, first).  Hey, Palin is an official member of the Seahawks' fan club.

472 Helena is hot, but bellatrix is crazy.

would only hit that if I was on a foreign vacation, and I didn't giver her my real name.

473

@452

He's the wind beneath our buffalo wings!

Yes, he's our hero

474 461

Doctor, don't make me taze you.

475 A question:  Where did the tradition for playing bagpipes for military ceremonies begin?

476

I'd totally dig the polygamy thing if Kate Beckinsale was involved... and I wouldn't even mind if I was the one who continued to wash the dishes

Posted by: Elizabeth at July 29, 2009 12:39 AM (hA5JK)

Okay, that post set my brain to spinning for a while. I'll shoot her an email.

A man should have as many wives as he can afford. Says so in the bible.

477 Muffy, I just watched the Kramer vid and yeah, Dr. T.J. Rogers can expect to be audited and fined in 3-2-1...

478
big dunce caps on chicks are hot!

479 469 My wife dressed like her for the Harry Potter midnight showing, It was amazing.

I might need to ask that wife of yours where she did her shopping for that outfit

480

would only hit that if I was on a foreign vacation, and I didn't giver her my real name

shhhhiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt, I would hit it so hard, china would have aftershocks.

481 1 of my favorite Dr. Who moments: http://tinyurl.com/6hc8tk. Besides, what's not to love about a character who can kill someone with satsuma?

http://tinyurl.com/28pzee

482

This will fit in nicely with tonight's topics (fuck the Broncos)

It's what happens when you piss of Steve Largent

Palin/Largent '12 (you heard it here, first).  Hey, Palin is an official member of the Seahawks' fan club.

Heh.  Mentioning Palin is a sure fire way to bring out the trolls.

483 Is there actually an original Zealand that the place was named after?

Yes. What is today called the Netherlands. I'm drunk off my ass and can still manage coherent answers.

484 472 Helena is hot, but bellatrix is crazy.

Seeing as I'm an Irish red-head with 2 liberal lawyers as parents I'm already crazy, so that part doesn't bother me.

485 I meant bellatrix navycop.

Helena is smoking, but a wackjob sadist like bella is a different situation.

486 You're going to drive across the Atlantic?

I'd take the train...its less stressful.

487

The Obama Administration - proving every day that 52.9% of America "acted stupidly" with their vote in 2008

488 "Oh, bad Zoot! Naughty Zoot! She needs a spanking!"

Posted by: wherestherum at July 29, 2009 12:44 AM (gofDd)

Man the teasing is merciless tonight.

489 475 Ours? 1960s, at least..

490

479  She made it herself with an old black dress and she already had the knee high stilletos

her hair wasn't that hard because she has wavy long black hair but she added some white streaks but it took her a while to do it

when she was done she asked how she looked, I felt like a swallowed a case of viagra

491 NavyCopJoe, Mrs.NCJ sounds like the typical Southern chick. We prefer death to divorce. Always. It's just neater, and you don't have to give up any mony or shit. It all becomes yours.

492 Robin Hood - takes from the rich to give to the poor.

No, no.  The real Robin Hood took from the government and returned it to the beleaguered taxpayers.

493 May god bless this young guy's soul.

494 443, Abigail--you are so right!  The ether screen is like the Mason-Dixon Line.  I think you are spot on about the crossword puzzles and CNN!  (And all these years, I was blaming the Florane!)  Yeah, and why is it that the tv's in the breakroom are always turned on to CNN?  (I'd change it to FOX just to cause an uproar, but I can't reach the t.v.'s and they hide the remote).

495 A question:  Where did the tradition for playing bagpipes for military ceremonies begin?

Posted by: katya at July 29, 2009 12:47 AM (Kd3t9)

I'm gonna guess Scotland.

496 488 "Oh, bad Zoot! Naughty Zoot! She needs a spanking!"

Did someone say spanking? when? where?

497 New Zealand is Australia, but smaller and with more sheep to keep the natives busy.

498 491  um, di, you make that sound like a good thing

499 472 Helena is hot, but Bellatrix is crazy.
...&, most of the time, you can't tell the difference [btwn the Helena & Bellatrix]. I mean, have you ever seen HBC play a sane person?!? Closest she got was the corpse bride.

500 when she was done she asked how she looked, I felt like a swallowed a case of viagra

Well hell, I'm definatley going to have to make/get myself one of them outfits then. My man loves Bellatrix

501 The real Robin Hood took from the government and returned it to the beleaguered taxpayers.

Robin Hood was unpatriotic.

502

@494

Well...(looks furtively around) in the surgeon's lounge, it's Fox 24/7.  Dunno about the anesthesia lounge.

And I've always blamed the fentanyl that the patients outgas throughout the procedure rather than the isoflurane (or whatever -ane is the flavor of the month).

503 A question:  Where did the tradition for playing bagpipes for military ceremonies begin?

Posted by: katya at July 29, 2009 12:47 AM (Kd3t9)

I'm gonna guess Scotland.

Ee.  I mean, how did it become a tradition carried on even in America?  Is there an official military corp or something?

504

It's what happens when you piss of Steve Largent

My gawd.

That was the shit!

Geebus christ!

I've never seen that play.  Thanks for posting it.  ... And... yeah... that is exactly what I would expect from Steve Largent.

Never.  Touch.  My.  Football.  Never!

505 "477 Muffy, I just watched the Kramer vid and yeah, Dr. T.J. Rogers can expect to be audited and fined in 3-2-1...

Posted by: runningrn at July 29, 2009 12:47 AM (D2il9)"

Thanks for watching.  I felt he really expressed his frustration and that of all business quite well.  I've seen cramer interview him before, this is the first time he has gotten out on that limb.  Generally he avoids anything controversial.  The only thing I can think of is that his programmable chips might be in weapons.

506

Dear Lord, back on the HBC topic AGAIN??? I never knew so many men (and chicks) lusted after her. Ya'll are gonna make me post the pic of her with the mustache and the yellow-crusted teeth I found the other day when this subject came up, aren't u?

507 A question:  Where did the tradition for playing bagpipes for military ceremonies begin?

On CNN I think.

508 PGIS, I'm thinking ditching the Liberal may really work out for you and Genghis, especially if he asks you to "go to Tukwila" (I don't know if you remember that old Seattle Times article about a couple who referred to their intimate times as "going to Tukwila" and how many times they went to Tukwila during a one year period).

509 I may be wrong but I believe bagpipes was the battle call of the English forces back when they were the empire and it followed down as a tradition

510 good point 80's.

511

This thread is way better than last night's

Last nights topic was porn! And people were discussing old movies instead! It's like I don't know you people any more.

512

Where did the tradition for playing bagpipes for military ceremonies begin?

I'll guess Scotland.

513 503 "The United States Military Academy at West Point has fielded the Pipes and Drums of the Corps of Cadets as a club since the early 1980's."

"I recall reading that a few American regiments had pipers in WWI. The same book mentions that one American unit in the war once borrowed pipers of the Highland Light Infantry, which pipers were pleasantly surprised at how many tunes were recognized by the Americans. I also recall seeing a webpage about a recent but unfortunately defunct pipe band of the 7th Cavalry (the Garryowens, the regiment commanded by Gen. Custer at Little Bighorn and shown in the Vietnam movie We Were Soldiers). They had the Irish pipers' uniform with caubeen and saffron kilt, later the standard Highland uniform. They folded around 1992."

"Here are some military organizations (some unofficial, but affiliated) that currently have pipes and drums:

US Naval Academy
Virginia Military Institute
West Point (Army)
US Coast Guard pipe band
US Air Force pipe band
The Citadel
(US Marines had a pipe band during WW2 --see my previous post)."

514 Joe Biden's WW II Factoid:

Patton read Rommel's book, Dreams of My Fatherland. He never returned it.

515

In Wisconsin, Democratic Gov. Jim Doyle's fiscal year 2010 budget triples the price of an elk hunting license, even though his state has no elk hunting season.

 

wtf?

516

The following facts relating to the history of piping  were provided by Justin Stodghill: The documented tradition of Marine pipe bands began in 1943 at Marine Barracks, Londonderry, Northern Ireland, where Marines formed a pipe and drum band that was so successful the Department of the Navy publicized it. The Marines at Londonderry were the first to play the bagpipes for dignitaries; they played for President Truman and the Queen of England. The tradition carried on in the Pacific where “From the beaches of Peleliu in September 1944, to the black sands of Iwo Jima in 1945, to the landing at Inchon in 1950, Marine pipers have instilled fear in the enemy while filling their comrades with pride.”

Bagpipes, the only musical instrument declared a weapon of war,

517

come on, hbc, dressed in leather with stompy boots acting batshit crazy with bang-me hair?

thats bacon right there

518 Hey now!  Some of us north of the ether screen live on the right side of the spectrum. In fact, where I am, it's those with the knives who are the libs.  You guys must be at a rich facility to have a TV in the lounge  

519

Good night, morons!

520

I'd totally dig the polygamy thing if Kate Beckinsale was involved

She is a member of the Itty Bitty Titty club.

521 Well, it's time to turn in.  Good night, Morons!  PGIS, sweet dreams of Ghengis!  WTR, did you do your Wii Fit yet tonight?  Abigail, Muffy, have a good night!

522 517

come on, hbc, dressed in leather with stompy boots acting batshit crazy with bang-me hair?

thats bacon right there

Nothing is hotter than leather, high heeled boots and f*ck-me hair.

523 runningrn, I'd totally visit Tukwila with Genghis if he asked me.

524
oh what was I thinking? they're not wearing dunce caps! stand up, Zoot. Everyone stand up for Zoot. God love ya.

I must be thinking of the typical damsel in distress with the big pointy hat.

525 mustache and the yellow-crusted teeth I found the other day when this subject came up, aren't u?

Posted by: di butler at July 29, 2009 12:58 AM (tjdui)

Hey, you leave my fantasy alone, you killjoy.

526 Anne, are you a gas passer?  I only know of 2 conservative anesthesiologists.  Even our one who grew up in Communist China in abject poverty til she was a teenager is a Lib!

527 Song for our amorous morons who exchange glances

528

Nothing is hotter than leather, high heeled boots and f*ck-me hair holding a plate of bacon.

fify

529 515

Does Wisconsin have an elk population? They might be planning ahead.

530 520

I'd totally dig the polygamy thing if Kate Beckinsale was involved

She is a member of the Itty Bitty Titty club.

She is also a member of the leather, hot boots, and f*ck-me hair club. Yummy!

531 Guilty as charged. There aren't many conservatives at  all, but several of us gas passers are.  

532 Can any nurse anesthetists tell me this: is your heart supposed to feel like ice when you receive anesthesia?

Once had an OR procedure where the anesthetist asked me if I had any complaints. It was the 2nd time my heart felt like ice when I was given the stuff.20 min. procedure, took me an 1 hr 15 min to wake up afterwards. The nurse in Recovery was concerned...wouldn't even fix my pillow. (lol, kinda)

533 This True Blood show is lame. I was told it was good but so far it's boring. And Anna Paquin's character is an annoying ditz.

534 Is this PGiS song for Genghis?

535 runningrn, I'd totally visit Tukwila with Genghis if he asked me.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at July 29, 2009 01:04 AM (AJ4xq)

My guess is you'd even go a bit further south to Federal Way, if you know what I mean.

536

She is a member of the Itty Bitty Titty club.

Posted by: flenser at July 29, 2009 01:03 AM (nbt4Y)

Dude, I can live with that. I've always been a leg and butt kind of guy anyway.

http://tinyurl.com/kofnw

 

537 and kate beckinsale is married to one of the biggest nerds on the planet, so we actually stand a chance.

538

>She is a member of the Itty Bitty Titty club.

 

whatever- KB's totally hot

539 Once had an OR procedure where the anesthetist asked me if I had any complaints. It was the 2nd time my heart felt like ice when I was given the stuff.20 min. procedure, took me an 1 hr 15 min to wake up afterwards. The nurse in Recovery was concerned...wouldn't even fix my pillow. (lol, kinda)

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at July 29, 2009 01:08 AM (zmiSr)

Hmm. sounds like you had a reaction and maybe even a cardiac arrest on the table which they wouldn't tell you about.  Happened to my Mother.  She found out "by accident".  Seriously, they were not going to tell her.  An attending nurse let it slip and she never saw her, again.

540 Also, I'd go for a guy to dress as a Snape...or maybe Alan Rickman-playing-Snape is better-way-of-putting-it. Have I ever mentioned that I love Alan Rickman? (except for that thing about St. Pancake, don't even go there...)

541 Just think about the trilateral union... KB, you & Parker Posey.  Now that would be interesting.

542
Remember ZOOT from the MUPPETS?

543 rummy:

We're watching True Blood at my house. I do enjoy it, but it makes me hate vampires.

544

Heck I'd go all the way to Puyallup with Genghis.

 

Because that's where the Sonic is...

545

This True Blood show is lame. I was told it was good but so far it's boring. And Anna Paquin's character is an annoying ditz.

I refuse to watch it because I'm so sick of vampires I could scream.  Done. to. death.  The last vampire movie I watch was Helsing.

546 Miss 80's Baby
 I can't say Ive ever had a pt describe that to me.  It's hard to know exactly what's what without knowing what procedure, what drugs, what dosages, what kind of airway (if any) was used, etc.  Sorry there isn't a quick answer for you but that is an unusual description.  And depending on what drugs were used, 1 hr 15 min may not be too unusual for recovery.  

547 Personally I think the True Blood books are WAY better than the show

548

Because that's where the Sonic is...

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at July 29, 2009 01:14 AM (AJ4xq)

Sonic is a code word for Kate Beckinsale, right?

549
I've been enjoying TRUE BLOOD.

You know what sucks?

The Tudors, that's what. Worst acting ever. Absolutely terrible.

550 539 Well, that's a creepy thought...I complained when I took their little survey some months later, but I never heard from them again...

But it's the creepiest feeling, like someone replaced your blood with ice & it hits your heart all-at-once.

551 The last vampire movie I watch was Helsing.

Posted by: katya at July 29, 2009 01:14 AM (Kd3t9)

With Kate B. The corsett is quite yummy.

http://tinyurl.com/nmlanz

 

552 Geez, that Steve Largent play is incredible.

553

Also, I'd go for a guy to dress as a Snape...or maybe Alan Rickman-playing-Snape is better-way-of-putting-it. Have I ever mentioned that I love Alan Rickman?

Please, don't get me started.  I love the way the books ended, what with the whole thing being about Snape (just as I predicted).  Rickman is the bomb.

554 Dying isn't all that big a deal as long as it isn't permanent.

555 #551 - that's a pic worth saving... many thanks

556 #1 "He pegs the dismount!"

KB: as Ava Gardner. With Liv Tyler.

557
you know who's actually a decent actor?

Eliza Dushku.

558 kate beckinsale eff me hair

559

I was OK with the first season of True Blood, but I'm with Katya, I'm kind of done with vampires televison shows and movies. And urban fantasy as a romance novel genre.

560

He knocked the ball right out of that guy's f-ing soul.

 

561 S p i t z e rrrrrrrr

562 Fluffy and katya,

I love vampire novels, esp if they're by Laurell K. Hamilton, but I've found them sorely lacking when they're put on the big or little screen. The only vampire movies I liked were Interview with the Vampire and Coppola's Dracula. I can't stand Twilight and it's tweeny following. I refuse to read or watch any of that.

I was hoping True Blood would be better, but I can't get over how much of an idiot Sookie is. She's like a petulant child. And Bill isn't that attractive to me. And there's waaaaay too much sex. It's like the vampire version of Rome.

563  kate beckinsale eff me hair

Posted by: Jones at July 29, 2009 01:19 AM (KOkrW)

There is nothing in that pic that isn't F me.

564 Daniela Denby-Ashe is also good-looking for a Brit chick:
http://tinyurl.com/n5mff5
http://tinyurl.com/lwt93n

565

I can't stand Twilight and it's tweeny following. I refuse to read or watch any of that.

Twilight, eww.  I watched the movie but refuse to read the books and have no interest whatsoever in the next movie. 

566 What Rum said. totally. Anna Paquin seems like she is channeling a young Holly Hunter or something, and not in a good way. I just want to slap her half the time. And Bill isn't good looking. He's too uptight.

567 kate beckinsale's hair is wet

568 If vampires sparkle in sunlight they're not vampires, they're gay. Real vampires better burn in sunlight.

569 My wife really like 'Ultra Violet', a Brit vampire show. It has an interesting twist.

570 goodnight friends- the cavalry's here

571 564 Daniela Denby-Ashe is also good-looking for a Brit chick:

http://tinyurl.com/n5mff5
http://tinyurl.com/lwt93n

<Forgot to mention: She has boobies.>

572 Just goes to prove Kate must be of french ancesty.

573 I just came back from that Largent devistation.  What a great clip.  Thanks, dude.

574 And there's waaaaay too much sex

I didn't know there was such a thing.

But on a serious note, I a big fan of vampire novels and I really liked the True Blood books (the tv show is nothing like the books, they added too many charcters, changed too many other characters, and they did add a lot more sex to the show than what was in the books).

I have recently begum to read the Jim Butcher Harry Dresden series books. The vampires in those books are nasty (which is the way they should be). And Harry Dresden is just awesome.

575 mila jovovich is eastern block, not english.

576 Evening, morons. Today's high in Eugene, OR was 106. I am now completely melted into my component fluids. I have no idea how I'm typing this.

577

I have recently begum to read the Jim Butcher Harry Dresden series books. The vampires in those books are nasty (which is the way they should be). And Harry Dresden is just awesome.

That sounds appealing to me.  I hate how vampires have become cool and awesome and romantic.  In other words: boring.

578 I liked saberhages vampire tapes series, Elizabeth.

579 Ooo, OregonMuse I'm so sorry for you. Tomorrow is supposed to be 100 for us, can't imagine what that means it will be in Oregon.

580 @ 574

It's never way too much if you're receiving it. But when it comes to my TV watching, I don't really like seeing what amounts to porn with a more real plot. Although Anna Paquin being such a prude annoys me, too.

If you like Charlaine Harris, you'd probably like Laurell K. Hamilton. She has a similar premise where vamps and werewolves are walking among us and are totally known. Vamps are pushing for legal rights at the beginning of the series. The lycans and other weres aren't discriminated against in the same way unless they're predator weres.

581 OK, but Angel wasn't boring, on Buffy at least. Though Spike was more fun.

582 Hey rdbrewer.... er, Dave, what did you think about that Largent clip?  You haven't mentioned anything, yet.

583

I need moronette advice.

If a female coworker keeps mentioning the crick in her back every time she sits next to you when the two of you are alone, is that a flirtation?

584 PGIS,

I used to love and adore Angel. I cried when Buffy had to kill him and close the portal thingy after he became Angeles. Spike was cool. I just didn't like towards the end of the series where she developed a thing for Spike. It just got too soap opera-y. I blame the introduction of Dawn.

And I liked the spin off TV series Angel. Until that turned into a soap opera.

585 583 She most likely wants a massage, but maybe not in that way. Depends.

586 PGiS, I think we're all scheduled to die down here tomorrow.

587 She most likely wants a massage, but maybe not in that way. Depends.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at July 29, 2009 01:33 AM (zmiSr)

Yeah - she just wants you to think its in that way so she gets the massage. 

588
Depends. Does she arch her back and stick out her chest?

589 katya, I highly recommend the Harry Dresden series to you if you are looking for something where the bad things are bad things that get their asses kicked (especially the supernatural bad things). Plus, they are really well written books with lots of bits of humor for a book that is action/suspense orientated. There are no other suspense type books that make me literally laugh out loud in the middle of the crazy stuff, but Jim Butcher adds touches of humor in just the right places to make the books a fabulous read.

590

If a female coworker keeps mentioning the crick in her back every time she sits next to you when the two of you are alone, is that a flirtation?

I say "yes".

591 "Depends."

Hey, those are great for long train rides.

592 I don't know where this thread is going, but I have to say that Steve Largent punched way above his weight his entire career.  Way above.  And he did it routinely.

593 Elizabeth, who's the author?

594 She most likely wants a massage, but maybe not in that way. Depends.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at July 29, 2009 01:33 AM (zmiSr)

It wasn't the first time. I'll eventually spot a pattern even if I tend to be blind to the flirting thing. My wife says I'm the most thick headed male on earth when it comes to spotting female flirtation. She's probably right.

595 583

I need moronette advice.

If a female coworker keeps mentioning the crick in her back every time she sits next to you when the two of you are alone, is that a flirtation?

Probably. Or a set-up for a massage that will lead to a sexual harassment lawsuit.

596 Where'd all those chix go?

597 Depends. Does she arch her back and stick out her chest?

Posted by: Tweets Biden at July 29, 2009 01:35 AM (lh9Tw)

Often.

598 wherestherum - I read the first Laurel Hamilton book, and I liked it a lot and I will probably continue the series once I finish reading the Harry Dresden series.

katya - the author is Jim Butcher. He has 2 series that I know of, and I really like both of them, but the Harry Dresden series is my favorite (the first book is titled "Storm Front")

599 Okay, guys.  I gotta go to bed.  See y'all in the a.m.

600 Heh heh Bill bespelled a cop. I hope the books are better than the TV show cuz other than small parts here and there, this show is lame.

601

Probably. Or a set-up for a massage that will lead to a sexual harassment lawsuit.

Posted by: Elizabeth at July 29, 2009 01:37 AM (hA5JK)

I'm safe from that. I don't touch coworkers. Not professional. She is touching, but it is all non-sexual.

602 594 Alright, that's a yes. I would have said yes the 1st time, but I had a coworker once who was so naive that she innocently asked that of a male colleague & wondered why he looked embarrassed.  

603 Elizabeth,

I bought all the books when there were only about 12 in the series. It took me about 2 weeks to burn through them. I hate that she only puts out one a year. They put me through an emotional wringer every time I read them because everything happens so fast, but I always want more after I'm done.

I also prefer Richard over Jean-Claude.

604 wherestherum - The books are much better. If I had seen the series first I probably never would have read the books. The characters they added for the show really suck, and they changed Tara so much I didn't recognize her in the show at all.

605 Eliz-o-beth, er. 80's, um,  hey!  Don't go away.

606

What's with the hybrids?

Are they all incapable of exceeding 50 MPH? I can't even get out of third gear.

607 605 What's up, 'Dave'?

608 They put me through an emotional wringer every time I read them because everything happens so fast, but I always want more after I'm done.

That's the way I am with the Harry Dresden books

609 Yeah, True Blood is kinda sleazy, but now I'm curious as to where the various subplots are going.

610 Jonathon E.,

I just have a no touching policy in general. Unless I give express permission, I don't like when people touch me. Goes double at work. Women who do things like that are either setting you up or just not too bright.

611 Hi dave - whats up

612 605 You also know that, ever since you called 'joan' 'hoan', I always read it as 'hoan'.

613 I have been asked to pass on a message... Mortis says he will be online shortly

614 I'm not sure what the fuck is going on in the Portland/Vancouver area but there's been 4 drownings in the Columbia River (not counting this guy).

Idiots is all I got to say. However I find the latest drowning in the Columbia River to be a little funny (yes not tasteful) because the guy's name was Gonzalo Reyes Sisneros and I was thinking "Whoa, did he get the memo that the California - Mexico border is where you cross into the United States and not the Oregon - Washington border?"

615

Nothin's up.  I'm just thinking. 

That's rare, I suppose.

616 Elizabeth,

Hamilton's Merry Gentry series is good too. It's dramatic, but not as emotionally draining. I just love the whole seelie and unseelie sidhe thing. Must be my Celtic roots (that I don't really have).

617 Wait, wait, wait... all those who are like, "no touching at work" should really not knock it until you've tried it.

I met my wife in the office.  Dated for 3, got married, and worked in said office for an additional 3-years before I got a much better paying gig, elsewhere. 

Man, it worked out great.  Every guy in the office or came to the office wanted to date her, but I WON, bitches.

618 So.  You guys know what a "jones" is, right?  I have a sex jones.

619 Well, people tend not to realize how fast moving the Columbia River actually is. The mouth of the Columbia isn't called the graveyard of the Pacific for nothing.

620 Hugging at work is a big thing in the Deep South, but I've never seen it anywhere else. Only 1 person at work is allowed to hug me, & he's a long-time friend.

621 Must be my Celtic roots (that I don't really have).

Posted by: wherestherum at July 29, 2009 01:49 AM (gofDd)

All engineers are Scots. (I know you are not and engineer, but roll with it.)

 

622 The no touching at work policy is mostly so we don't get sued. Especially those of us living in litigious cities.

I personally also don't like being touched. Unless you're a good friend of mine or I'm dating you, no touchy. One of the girls I used to work with patted me on the head a couple of times (like I was a dog or something) and I snapped at her because it really wasn't ok for her to do that. She was taken aback by my reaction but she didn't touch me again.

623 "All engineers are Scots. (I know you are not and engineer, but roll with it.)"

My honey is an engineer. Does that count?

624 I also have a pizza jones.

625
What Are You Looking Most Forward To?

a) Peter Jackson's District 9
b) Joe Biden's next gaffe
c) the 6th season of Lost
d) the end of the Michael Jackson saga on television

626 622 I've noticed we women are strange about giving affection to fellow women. I usually hug; but I've [also] been patted on the head, slight grandmotherly caressing of hair, etc. For people I don't know well, a side-hug will do, whereas my female friends can give me a hug. But I don't like the touchy-touchy thing at the office. Makes it worse when they hug you 1 min & yell at you 5 min later for jamming the stapler, no?

627 b

628 Dave, call the guys at Big Sausage Pizza. They'll hook you up on both counts.

629 My honey is an engineer. Does that count?

Posted by: wherestherum at July 29, 2009 01:54 AM (gofDd)

Scots are so awesome just dating one makes you Scot-ish.

630 have had female coworkers, sit on my lap while I was sitting at a test bench or a computer, cuz they wanted to talk while I worked.

Never thought anything odd about it when I was in my twenties, but now, It's bizarre.

631 Evening 'roons!

I'm listening to tunes.  Do me a favor and head over to fentriss.com
and download Steve's latest batch of tunes.  I'm curious to know which ones are your favorites. You have to make a login to get the things, but the music is free, and the login doesn't sign you up for anything--it's just a way to slow down abuse of the site.

Soooooo, what's up?  Everything fine at home?  Everywhere else?  Globular warmulation bringing frost to your 'hood?  Same here.

Catch me up on the thread tonight.  My backreadin' is time hammered.

632

c

What the heck?

633 80sbaby,

I can deal with hello and good bye hugs if I know the person/people well. I'm always surprised when I meet new people and they give me a hug at the end of whatever it is we were doing. I guess that means they liked me.

I'm wondering when the hugging hello/goodbye thing entered into my social sphere. I know I didn't do it as a little kid. I think it may have started in high school.

634 wherestherum - I haven't read any of the Merry Gentry books yet... I'll have to add those to my list.

As for the message from Mortis coming online soon, he changed his mind when he realized how tired he is.

635
yeah, fuck it

636 Scots are so awesome just dating one makes you Scot-ish.

Sweet!

637 More cool facts about Steve Largent:  He told the union to eff off and crossed the line.

638 Well, it was nice to meet everyone in my very first ONT tonight.... great threads here, and I'll definately be back
I'm headed to bed now that my man is home.

Good night

639
You think the name Mortimer will ever be popular again?

How about Gertrude?

640 Beth, this isn't your first ONT is it?  Thunk I'd seen you here before.

641 good night, Elizabeth!

642 Wasn't Mortimer the archrival of Mickey in the old Mickey Mouse cartoons?

643
Remember LARS in the JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH had a pet duck named GERTRUDE?

644 Never thought anything odd about it when I was in my twenties, but now, It's bizarre.

Posted by: Douglas at July 29, 2009 01:58 AM (uU+Ss)

Yah. I wear a wedding ring and my hair is salt-and-pepper. She's 25 and attractive. WTF?

 

645 633 Well, in the South it's considered rude if you don't hug people you just met, but I don't care. The next ? they always ask me is, "You're not from around here, are ya, girl?"

I know that the US is the 1 country in the world where personal space is respected & touching considered 'odd'. Like I said, though, I only let my friends do it. It's just too weird when your boss wants a hug. Sorry, not going to do it-- unprofessional.  

646 More Steve Largent:  Wants to abolish the current tax code.

647
Wasn't Mortimer the archrival of Mickey in the old Mickey Mouse cartoons?

I don't remember.

But I do remember Fantasia being the most boring movie ever.

648 How about Gertrude?

Posted by: Tweets Biden at July 29, 2009 02:04 AM (lh9Tw)

I'm thinking they've gone the way of Daisy, Petunia and Brunhild. Never to return. Lots of Heathers, still.

649 Personally I think the True Blood books are WAY better than the show

Yes, but are they as sleazy? Sometimes I think I'm watching Sex In the City by mistake.

650 You guys, I'm losing my pithiness and magificentorare.  Don't wanna go to bed though.  I needs me some 80's, Beth, Abby, and some other chix to bring back my buzz. 

651 Is this thing on?

652 Dave, looks like you're going to have to deal with SL facts, for now:  Lost his Oklahoma Gubernatorial race by 7000 votes because of some paid-off Ross Perot wannabe.

653
Remeber the WALTONS used to say goodnight to each for ten minutes every night and ELIZABETH was a WALTON?

654 80sbaby,

Agreed. I'll allow the exception of Europeans. I met some Italians (actually from Italy, not NY or Jersey) and they did the double cheek kiss. I was charmed by it because it's just something we don't do here. They were the friendliest people and made awesome pasta.

655 Steve Largent wanted to continue the Federal Gov. shutdown in 1995.

656 I always thought the Waltons was so phony. Not a single feud.

657 650 Entertainment, huh...I think I'm a 1-trick pony, that being remembering obscure trivia about random subjects & working it into a conversation. You know I love the British Isles, so I can go with sports next, perhaps animals or English Literature...

Also a specialist in Egyptology, including Egyptian love poetry. Or was that not what you were talking about, umm?
 

658 OregonMuse,

True Blood is way more raunchy than Sex and the City, I think. Sex and the City has that gay quality that saves it from being flat out porn. True Blood reminds me more of Rome, but with less full frontal men - so far. Rome was at least more interesting. I've been fastforwarding through the TB episodes for the most part.

Have to admit, the guy who drank the vamp blood and had a hard on for more than 3 hours. That was pretty funny.

659 Steve Largent should have been Majority Leader, but the RINOS didn't think he was a "team player". 

Is this sounding familiar to anyone?

660

Dave, looks like you're going to have to deal with SL facts, for now:  Lost his Oklahoma Gubernatorial race by 7000 votes because of some paid-off Ross Perot wannabe.

See?  I feel like I'm doing acid.  WTF does that mean?  Not to be obtuse, but, geebus.  Let's get on the same level of... um... Perot... uh... gubernatorial... lost... thingy... eh... wannabe.   Okay.  Wannabe... that's it.  Right?

661 I just want to give Ace a big f-ing thank you for posting the freaking ABBA Waterloo links.  I didn't even click on the damn thing and that freaking song has been running around in my head for days on end.

So thanks for nothing Ace.

662     "To hear your voice is pomegranate wine to me:
     I draw life from hearing it.
     Could I see you with every glance,
     It would be better for me
     Than to eat or to drink."

OR...

"I hear thy voice, O turtle dove- The dawn is all aglow-

Weary am I with love, with love, Oh, whither shall I go?

Not so, O beauteous bird above, Is joy to be denied....

For I have found my dear, my love; And I am by his side.

We wander forth, and hand in hand Through flowery ways we go-

I am the fairest in the land, For he has called me so."

663

Is this sounding familiar to anyone?

Yeah.  Yup. 

664 I can't stand ABBA. Their music gets stuck in my head and I think it's horrible. While I appreciate when Rush makes fun of Bawney Fwank, I hate that the parody song is done to Dancing Queen. I think I hate that song more than any other song on the planet.

665

There once was a man from Nantucket

Whose....

Oh, never mind.

666

See?  I feel like I'm doing acid.  WTF does that mean?  Not to be obtuse, but, geebus.  Let's get on the same level of... um... Perot... uh... gubernatorial... lost... thingy... eh... wannabe.   Okay.  Wannabe... that's it.  Right?

Posted by: Dave in Soho at July 29, 2009 02:17 AM (UGrKd)

Talk about acid - wtf was that?

Steve Largent ran for Gov of OK. 

667 Oh, & I was an Okie voter during the Steve Largent saga. Still don't understand that one, & I don't think I ever will.

668 I met some Italians (actually from Italy, not NY or Jersey) and they did the double cheek kiss.

If they do that then ask you to get into a car where the back seat is covered with a  plastic drop cloth, DON'T  GET IN THE CAR.  I'm just saying...

669 Editor,

Wan't L'argent a big group back in the 70's and 80's?

670
Have you never been mellow?

671 Roses are red
Violets are blue
You're a moron
And I am too

672
Wan't L'argent a big group back in the 70's and 80's?

Posted by: K~Bob at July 29, 2009 02:22 AM (WtrwW)

Are you thinking of Large C**t ?

673 That Largent clip had one of the worst calls ("offsetting penalties"? WTF?) I have ever seen.

Awesome hit by Steve, though. Pow.

674

Showed the wife the Nacho Halo vid. She extends her thanks as well.

 

675 Argent

676 Anyway, 'Night.

677 There was a group called Argent. Hold Your Head UP was a pretty good song.

678 :
"Is my heart not softened by your love- longing for me?

My dogfoot-(fruit) which excites your passions

Not will I allow it To depart from me.

Although cudgeled even to the "Guard of the overflow,"

To Syria, with shebod-rods and clubs, To Kush, with palm-rods,

To the highlands, with switches To the lowlands, with twigs,

Never will I listen to their counsel To abandon longing."

Oh, how exciting...Some Egyptian scribe was plagiarizing from Song of Solomon.

679

Showed the wife the Nacho Halo vid. She extends her thanks as well.

You must really have liked that vid. I'm so glad you did. I wonder if I should be scouring youtube for more Nacho Duato choreography. I'm just amazed at how well that Beyonce song meshed with the dance because that song was not what it was choreographed to.

680 80sbaby,

Now start quoting from Ovid's Metamorphoses.

681 I don't know where this thread is going, but I have to say that Steve Largent punched way above his weight his entire career.  Way above.  And he did it routinely.

The whole Seattle franchise back in the Jim Zorn/Steve Largent days routinely punched way above their weight class. They were a fun team to watch back then

682 I've even been telling people at work to look up that video. I think I'm still gonna hate ballet in general, but now I can say some of it doesn't suck. I am no longer a pure barbarian.

683

Feels like the girlies are gone.

684 I think I'm still gonna hate ballet in general, but now I can say some of it doesn't suck.

I work for a ballet studio and I still wouldn't go to a ballet voluntarily. It looks nice, but after about 15 minutes I get bored. I only go to the productions we put on because I get free tickets and I know pretty much all the dancers and they know me, so I go to support them mostly.

685 Yes, well I am about to depart as well. Computer too hot, must take cold shower.

686 680 I could, but I think everyone would fall asleep by the 1st 2 lines, if they haven't already.

687 Allen Heck has been hailed a hero since running into the Cowlitz River last week to save a 9-year-old girl, losing his own life in the process. Unknown by most is that Heck was an extremely ill young homeless man with the simple goal of living to his 21st birthday.

Just thought I'd weigh in on this...

It may very well be the case that God, in His mysterious, providential ordering of all things according to His purposes, only expected Allen to do one thing in his entire life, and that one thing was to save that poor girl.

688 I could, but I think everyone would fall asleep by the 1st 2 lines, if they haven't already.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at July 29, 2009 02:34 AM (zmiSr)

I'm still trying to grok the dogfoot fruit.

689 I think we should all concentrate on being lead farmers, muthafucka.  The lead cartel would be broken.

690 For all your boo boo needs: http://tinyurl.com/nob2ts

691 I think I saw one of those bacon bandaids last week. I thought it was a tatoo.

692 I was looking for bacon bikinis and came across that. Man, some of the stuff Google images finds is eye-searing. And I kept coming across the same bacon bikini pics, which I've posted before. Maybe at the next moron gathering we can have a bacon-kini contest.

693 Boo boo bacon.

Come back with that pick-a-nik basket!

694 Dancing Queen

Aaaaaaaaaaah, make it stop.  Who could possibly need waterboarding when ABBA should be just as effective?

695 Maybe at the next moron gathering we can have a bacon-kini contest.

Posted by: wherestherum at July 29, 2009 02:41 AM (gofDd)

We could sell tickets and call it a fundraiser.

696 @690

Don't forget to wash t he wound first.

697 Aaaaaaaaaaah, make it stop.  Who could possibly need waterboarding when ABBA should be just as effective?

Posted by: rockhead at July 29, 2009 02:43 AM (RykTt)

That is the way I feel about anything with acordians in it.

698 Who could possibly need waterboarding when ABBA should be just as effective?

Because then it would actually qualify as torture, not to mention cruel and unusual.

699 688 I'm still trying to grok the dogfoot fruit.

I think there was a milblog called Trying to Grok. Oh, it's @ http://tinyurl.com/mvtp28. [My apologies if I shouldn't link it.]

700 Speaking of "Dancing Queen," I highly recommend the movie Muriel's Wedding.  Odd, but kinda fun.  Chicks dig it, but the wierdness and the Australia-ness makes it cool for guys (as in, it feels perfectly normal to drink lots of beer while watching).

Lot's of Abba in there, too

701 [My apologies if I shouldn't link it.]

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at July 29, 2009 02:48 AM (zmiSr)

I'd really doubt the occasional mention of good people would get tagged as a sin.

702 683 This better, Dave?
http://tinyurl.com/nqek8q
http://tinyurl.com/mtq7na

703 Ummmm, "t he" = teh

704 Did you ever wonder if the bacon craze is kind of a subliminal FU to a certain religion? Not mention the health nazis. Two birds with one pork product.

705 Jonathan, yes. The chick is hitting on you. No doubts. If she tries to touch any part of yr body, say arm, shoulder, etc when talking to you, she is MAHJORLY coming on to you. If a girl is sitting on your lap, there's no need for an explanation. It is obv. As for hugging, go with what the rules or customs of where u r dictate. If you work somewhere that is strict no touching, don't do it. I am a big hugger, and kisser if the person isn't gross, but then I'm Southern, and no one can fire me.If  you are involved w/someone else, I'd stay the hell away from that chick, she's gonna get you in trouble.

706 What are you guys doing up?

707 Reading, mostly

708 Sorry K-Bob, but the goal here is to avoid any unintentional listening to ABBA.  I'll have to pass on that one, regardless of the potential to get into the little woman's good graces.  Now stop bringing them up or I just might have to bring up other music that we'd all rather not remember.

709 If  you are involved w/someone else, I'd stay the hell away from that chick, she's gonna get you in trouble.

Posted by: di butler at July 29, 2009 03:01 AM (tjdui)

I'm happily married. I bought my wife a Lady Smith and Wesson 9mm for a wedding gift. She knows how to use it.

The first three women they sent down did the back thing, but I offered them some aspirin and that was pretty much the end of it. This one is persistent enough even for me to notice. It is a high turnover job. I'll just take the ego boost for now. The next one will probably have a hump.

710 706 - Sweating. Its 80 degrees here in Seattle right now so its impossible to sleep.

711 What are you guys doing up?

ABBA induced insomnia.

712 where the hell is Red Eye.  2nd Night in a row they aren't on and that bloviating a'hole oreilly is.

713 What are you guys doing up?

Hanging out with my internet friends, i.e. you guys.

714

http://tinyurl.com/2faf56

Check that out.  It's ghey.  Ace like that shit.

715

Just for the hell of it. Maybe it'll act like mental floss for the ABBA.

Hold Your Head Up-Argent-1972-(Long Version)

http://tinyurl.com/dhrfuk

 

716 @710

81 in Lynnwood

can you imagine what tarffic is going to be like in the morning?  I foresee a lot of cars overheating.

717 Anyone notice Obama's going noticeably gray-er? HA had a pic of him posted and his once black as night hair is now going snowy. Think he's worried at all?

718

166..I'm a dead man.Posted by: navycopjoe

  You'll be sleeping with one eye open. Trust me.

If you need a place to keep it for safe keeping.. don't call on me.

I have no heart, so there will be no forgiveness.

719

Why is Rham Emmanuel in my face?  That mid-level punk hovered around during Clinton.  Now he's trying to put on the bad boy face, and it ain't workin'.  He's a punk.  He'll always be a punk.  And I'd love to debate the punk on national TV to demonstrate the fact. 

How do half-baked dipshits get these jobs?

720 Anyone notice Obama's going noticeably gray-er? HA had a pic of him posted and his once black as night hair is now going snowy. Think he's worried at all?

Posted by: wherestherum at July 29, 2009 03:18 AM (gofDd)

I'd say Axe's focus group responded better to the graying at the temples statesman look. But I'm a cynic.

721 Question: I have a male professor friend who I grew up with who's happily married (I'm friends w/ both him & his wife) & we have a brother-sister relationship. Going to leave this city for another job come January.

Since he loves books, is it appropriate to give him one as a parting gift?Or is that just weird? 

722 Chad - Red Eye is on vacation all week. Slackers.

Yeah, traffic will be a nightmare. I'm on vacation this week so I'll be at the movies and bookstore tomorrow when its 101. I think its supposed to be even a little warmer in Lynnwood?

723

I have a Q. I tried to download this stupid avatar I made earlier, and when I go to look for the file that I supposedly made, it is not anywhere. I tried this 3Xs and still nothing. Anyone know WTF happened? And how to fix it?

 

724 712 where the hell is Red Eye.  2nd Night in a row they aren't on and that bloviating a'hole oreilly is.

Posted by: chad at July 29, 2009 03:16 AM (WNcvq)

I think they said they are not going to be on this week...

725 yeah probably we usually are a little warmer

what movie i looked at the listings and nothing was remotely interesting.  i spend my mornings at the U Village barnes and noble for the free wi-fi.

726 Since he loves books, is it appropriate to give him one as a parting gift?Or is that just weird? 

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at July 29, 2009 03:22 AM (zmiSr)

I see no weirdness. Well assuming the book isn't Kama Sutra or some such. You could even hug him as long as it is an A-frame kind.

727 Reason I ask is b/c it's like giving your older brother a present & telling him you won't be seeing him for some time. His wife wouldn't mind, but I dunno...Also, since he's a prof & I'm not, I figure it would be nice to get him something that he can both use in the classroom & enjoy reading. He's not into the whole touchy-feely thing, though...

Saying goodbye to people you've known forever is just weird.

728 723 Is it located in "Downloads"? I would try searching there 1st.

729 di butler:

Did you go through some sort of dialog box indicating where you saved the file?

730 Anyone know WTF happened? And how to fix it?

Posted by: di butler at July 29, 2009 03:25 AM (tjdui)

Can you just do a search for the name? Is your window do-hicky set to display all file types?

731 80sbaby,

I don't think book giving is weird as long as the topic is appropriate as Jonathon said. If you're unsure, you can always get him a bookstore gift cards. I know people say gift cards aren't as "personal" but I love getting them and they fund my book habit.

Personally, I'm not big on people giving me books unless it's a specific one I asked for b/c I'm very picky about what I read, but I'm probably the only person who's ungracious like that. I mean, I don't throw it back at them or anything, but it'll sit on my bookshelf indefinitely.

732 Saying goodbye to people you've known forever is just weird.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at July 29, 2009 03:27 AM (zmiSr)

Genuinely sucks. Doesn't get any easier with practice either.

733 chad - Not sure, probably the one that helps kill the most time!

734 Zealand or (Zeeland) is the SW part of the Netherlands; basically an area of estuaries, islands, and peninsulas. Regarding the New Zealandish douchebag - he wants to fund his sports career by pimping. Uh huh. And he has the capital to set up an "establishment", but not enough to pay for his training time. Oh yeah, and "he finished in the top 16" in his weight class. This is not as bad as I thought it might be, though: I was afraid it would be a female athlete whoring herself to pay expenses.

735 "I know people say gift cards aren't as "personal" but I love getting them and they fund my book habit."

My father in law loves getting Amazon gift cards. He gets to browse and shop for books while someone else pays for it.

I'm partial to EMS (outdoor gear) gift cards.

736 I was afraid it would be a female athlete whoring herself to pay expenses.

Posted by: Rich Rostrom at July 29, 2009 03:37 AM (WQAV6)

I thought he was gonna set up shop at Heidi Fleiss' place. Or Bawny Fwank's. You never know anymore.

737

Oh, yeah.

Hey, Genghis, don't forget about that Troll Classification project.

738 I am unclassifiable.

739 When I go to downloads it is listed, but when I click on it, there's nada. WTF DID IT GO? Sorry to yell, this is driving me batshit and it wasn't important to begin with. However, I want to know so I can figure out what went wrong. It was one of those super easy things. It said download now, you click, it shows you where it's going, if that's ok w/you, you click okey dokey, then when you come back to check it is MIA. I sound nuts, I know, but I hate crap like this.

740 In Santa Cruz, they called hobos trolls, cuz they are filthy things that live under bridges.

741 694 Dancing Queen

Aaaaaaaaaaah, make it stop.  Who could possibly need waterboarding when ABBA should be just as effective?

Posted by: rockhead at July 29, 2009 02:43 AM

Tell me where you hid the money, then the pain will go away. Is it safe?

742 kbear, we're sending you to Gitmo for that.

743

Okay, this is a brit babe, probably with french blood. If they aren't real, I don't want to know.

http://tinyurl.com/mgdwyy

 

744 Brits do tend towards heaving bosoms. They just generally aren't super skinny. Fried fish and taters, meat pies, bangers and mash - not really healthy eats. Tasty, but not healthy.

Hers look too rounded to be real.

745

(Is there actually an original Zealand that the place was named after? Or are they just making shit up again?)

 

It was named after the province of Zeeland in Holland (not that anyone gives a f**k.) Prostitution and dumb arses who over-rate their poor fighting skills is pretty much what that 'country' is all about.

 

 

746 Opinions on Cash for Clunkers:

How many of you think those cars will end up in low end used car lots within a few months in the bad parts of town?

Dealers turn cars over to 3rd party, who sends the titles to another government agency which is supposed to enter the car as destroyed. How do you prove the car WASN'T destroyed?

Cars are sold to Mexican brokers who either strip for parts or re-titled and re-numbered and sold back to low end auctions, who sell to used car dealers.

That's how flood cars end up being re-sold

At any rate, the "getting guzzlers off the road" bit is laughable.

California has laws taking gross polluters off the road along with financial rebates, but I've seen plenty of smokers being driven by illegals.

747 Look at downloads ad get the name of the file, then try a search for that file.

Windows XP?

748 Hers look too rounded to be real.

Posted by: wherestherum at July 29, 2009 04:03 AM (gofDd)

Oh, man, I asked you not to tell me.

Considering the vampire movies she's been in, I'd like to nominate Kate Beckinsale as the ONT poster girl.

749 Thinking about bed now.  If anyone can get me a nationally televised debate with Emmanuel, let me know.  I'm hungry, and I eat prisoners for lunch.  (I let some off.)   And I can do the scary-cool-Mr.-super-nice-guy thing at the drop of a hat.

750 Beth, you up?  80's?  Write me.

751 Songs for Wednesday

Simon & Garfunkel - Wednesday Morning 3 AM

German band Slut - Wednesday

752 @ Jonathon,

Ooops. Sorry. Well, they could be real; like I said, English women tend towards heaving bosoms. But perfectly round boobs usually need a little help. Something about gravity makes it hard for things to be perfectly spherical.

Kate Beckinsale was also in Pearl Harbor. Her movie choices are awful. She looks good in them, but the movies themselves suck.

753 Wouldn't it be cool?  It'd be like Rocky IV, V, and VI or so.  I want that guy, and it'd be the friggin' Forth of July.  Entertainment for everybody.

754 Fluffy-Vista. I can remake everything all over, any suggestions of where I could put this thing so I don't lose it? I want to keep the avatar and use it for my Twitter pic, etc. Thanks.

755 Joe Biden's WW II Factoid:

When the British bombers went on a raid over Russia, they took B-17 to keep from getting airsick

756
Agnetha Faltskog, solo. Love it.
 (1983)

757 Kate Beckinsale was also in Pearl Harbor. Her movie choices are awful. She looks good in them, but the movies themselves suck.

Posted by: wherestherum at July 29, 2009 04:15 AM (gofDd)

I did like Underworld.

758 di butler,

Two possibilities: save directly to your desktop, or create a folder C:\Avatar and save it there

759 I did like Underworld

That was just another bad vampire movie to me. It looked so promising, too. I couldn't get past the vampire/lycan crossbreeding thing. It just seemed blasphemous to traditional lore. I can accept coexistence, I just can't accept interbreeding.

Vampire/werewolf miscegenation must be outlawed.

760 These vampires ain't white! They ain't white! They is the product of miscegenation. Hell, they ain't even 'Old Timey.'

761 Vampire/werewolf miscegenation must be outlawed.

Posted by: wherestherum at July 29, 2009 04:24 AM (gofDd)

But it had Kate in leather. Do you really need a plot when you have Kate in leather, with guns?

But yeah, crossbreeding vamps with dogs was lame.

762 On that vampiric note, I'm off to sleep. Have a good night, vampire morons

763

Seriously. If someone asked me to draw a picture of "the country of New Zealand," I would draw a bunch of ugly slags and some guy talking in a high pitched voice about how he knows kung fu.

 

Either that or draw nothing, since it's not a real country.

764 Sleep well. Keep the holy water handy.

765 Thanks, Fluf, will try and see what happens. Love you guys! Nite all!

766

Either that or draw nothing, since it's not a real country.

Posted by: mandible claw at July 29, 2009 04:31 AM (QKrrS)

On the upside, since they decided to disarm, it is a nice vaction spot free for the taking.

767 Looks to me like New Zealand has some of God's most beautiful scenery. It's also where LOTR was filmed, and is a favorite of many filmakers for its beauty and ethereal sunlight

768
My wife just told me that bacon tastes good with wine.
That’s not good enough for me, though. I need to know more. Red or White? Cab or Pinot? French? Italian? Israeli? Californian?

I will need to launch a full investigation into this statement.

769
Oh.
 Please, no Moron needs to recommend a New Zealand grassy and aromatic ‘cat’s pee on a gooseberry bush’ sauvignon blanc. Thanks!

770 I will need to launch a full investigation into this statement.

Posted by: sickinmass at July 29, 2009 04:51 AM (/i4dU)

Bacon makes everything taste better. Is the question which wine/bacon combo the best? That would take some serious research.

771 Isn't red supposed to be able to better stand up to strong flavors?

772
Wow, nothing says “I love you” like slaughtering an animal and displaying it's fried flesh on a paper towel! Next time see if you can find some orphaned hobo children to skin and deep fry, I’m sure they TASTE amazing!

773 I’m sure they TASTE amazing!

Posted by: PETA at July 29, 2009 05:10 AM (/i4dU)

I find them a bit gamy. If you marinate the flesh in milk before frying it, it helps a lot.

774

NEW YORK (CNNMoney.com) -- Some car shoppers are finding that their trade-in vehicles, which qualified for a Cash for Clunkers rebate last week, don't this week thanks to changes in the EPA's fuel economy ratings.

In some cases, car buyers say, dealers are backing out of sales they've already made because the EPA changed the fuel economy figures on their trade-in.

Bwahahahaha. Never trust a woman, or a government. (moronettes excluded, of course)

775 First!

776

I want to put together an illustrated children's book filled with relevant quotes from Sun Tzu, Markus Aurelius, and even some stuff going back to Plato.

Has anyone else ever did this?

I'm want to do this for my own kids.

777 Pluto never said anything, ya schmuck! Now Goofy, he was a regular Philosopher-King!

778 772
Wow, nothing says “I love you” like slaughtering an animal and displaying it's fried flesh on a paper towel! Next time see if you can find some orphaned hobo children to skin and deep fry, I’m sure they TASTE amazing!

Like I always say, bacon's bacon.

779 Nothing says “I love you” like slaughtering an animal and displaying it's fried flesh on a paper towel!

Every BBQ joint you see has a pig on the sign. That pig is smiling, showing all the humans how happy he is to be eaten.

780 Friend's a history prof [I also majored in history], so I mostly likely would get him a book dealing with one of his favorite types of history & some subcategory w/in that. For instance, British history: WW1: The Battle of the Somme. I'm just nerdy-geeky that way.

Oh, &, I'm awake b/c my cat sat on my head. Cheers!

781 Maple bacon!

782
Miss'80sBaby..
How about a recipe book featuring Bacons? A win-win for husband-wife.
Have Unclefacts write the forward  and paste it in.

783

Damn, this place is getting crowded.

I liked it here more before you became so friggin' popular Ace.

Zeeland is in the Netherlands.

Nude beaches too...which is interesting considering the latitude.

Near Rotterdam. Visit in the summertime if you plan to swim. And the water is still gonna be cold, so tie a string to it.

784 Previous Thread: Artificial Intelligence a threat to humans. A man critically injured by robot attack is awarded nothing, and the company fined only $3K in Socialist Sweden industrial accident.

A Swedish company has been fined 25,000 kronor ($3,000) after a malfunctioning robot attacked and almost killed one of its workers at a factory north of Stockholm.

Public prosecutor Leif Johansson mulled pressing charges against the firm but eventually opted to settle for a fine.

"I've never heard of a robot attacking somebody like this," he told news agency TT.

The incident took place in June 2007 at a factory in Bålsta, north of Stockholm, when the industrial worker was trying to carry out maintenance on a defective machine generally used to lift heavy rocks. Thinking he had cut off the power supply, the man approached the robot with no sense of trepidation.

But the robot suddenly came to life and grabbed a tight hold of the victim's head. The man succeeded in defending himself but not before suffering serious injuries.

"The man was very lucky. He broke four ribs and came close to losing his life," said Leif Johansson.

The matter was subject to an investigation by both the Swedish Work Environment Authority (Arbetsmiljöverket) and the police.

Prosecutor Johansson chastised the company for its inadequate safety procedures but he also placed part of the blame on the injured worker.

785
Professor Gates singing to the tune "I Heard It Through The Grapevine"..

Oh Ohhh..I wonder what You would do...
 If the same thing happened to you..
Cause some other guy might co-operate..
 And knock on the cross with all that hate.
To crowded by surprise with his rant..
 Who later got grief from the Prezident.
He said "Skippy..he's is a friend of mine"..
 The stoopid police must be out of their mind.
Honey, honey, yeah.

In the Bronx they have Fort Apache, in Cambridge they have --Fort Beautiful People.

786 767 Looks to me like New Zealand has some of God's most beautiful scenery. It's also where LOTR was filmed, and is a favorite of many filmakers for its beauty and ethereal sunlight

Posted by: kbdabear at July 29, 2009 04:40 AM (0Lv+U)

 

 

It's fricking freezing cold, but if you don't mind bad weather, bad food, dreadful alcohol, weirdass people, then sure it has some good scenery.

787 Thank you for posting that, about Allen Heck. People may be different but they have something to offer. Reminds me of a time, back when I was in my 20's, guy came into a 7-11 I was in...rambling and talking crazy stuff. Everyone looked away. All of a sudden he looked at me directly and said, "I can't do it but you can." Man, did I get a wake up call, carried it through with me all these years, I'm sure he doesn't know it....but I still think about him. Hope you are well. Hope I can do something. Thank you so called crazy man, you gave me something to shoot for. The betterment of people, anyperson, who is around me. You all have something to give.

788 I hope someone taped Michelle Malkin promoting her book this morning on Today. She ate Matt Lauer's lunch, it was priceless.

789 I hope someone taped Michelle Malkin promoting her book this morning on Today. She ate Matt Lauer's lunch, it was priceless. Posted by: Mass Repub party at July 29, 2009 08:36 AM

Will she be on another MSM TV morning show, or better yet, Letterman?

790

I hope someone taped Michelle Malkin promoting her book this morning on Today. She ate Matt Lauer's lunch, it was priceless.

Posted by: Mass Repub party at July 29, 2009 08:36 AM (N+w6G)

I'm sure it will be on NewsBusters and Hot Air soon.

791

The Obama economy continues to roar:

July 29 (Bloomberg) -- Orders for US durable goods fell more than forecast in June, depressed by declines in demand for volatile categories including automobiles, aircraft and defense equipment that overshadowed gains elsewhere.

Sprint Nextel Corp. posted a wider second-quarter loss on lower revenue compared with the same period last year. The No. 3 wireless carrier lost about 257000 customers during the quarter.

NEW YORK (MarketWatch) -- US stock futures slid further Wednesday morning as demand for durable goods in June took the largest tumble in five months, though some of the decline was muted by a forecast of economic growth from a top ...

July 29 (Bloomberg) -- Moody's Corp., whose founder John Moody created credit ratings in 1909, reported a 19 percent drop in second-quarter profit as the worldwide economic slowdown damped demand for debt rankings.

792 if you don't mind bad weather, bad food, dreadful alcohol, weirdass people, then sure it has some good scenery.

Sounds like central New York.

793

HA, the feds got in over their heads (again) with the cash for clunkers program.  The EPA is going all the way back to the 80's and not-so-inconspicuously changing the MPG estimates on cars so they no longer qualify. 

http://tinyurl.com/mzs6nk

 

794

The Obama economy continues to roar:

Posted by: Tinian at July 29, 2009 09:25 AM (7+pP9)

Poon the loon: But the NASDAQ was up 2 points!!!!!! It's Barry's economic boom!!!!!!

795 "142 I see no one else has mentioned this, but the Senate cut funding on the JSF to the tune of 500~ million last week. The only place I saw it reported was in the AP, but we knew about it rather quickly as my company contracts for GE working on part of it.

I thought the cuts to the F22 were because we had the JSF coming up? If we're cutting that then what are we going to use, F-15s with duct tape?

Posted by: Gaff at July 29, 2009 09:36 AM (jDWYv)"

This was posted in the other thread, is it something to be concerned about?

796 Heh. What a girlie man. My luck should be so good.

797

Also, how do you tactfully tell one of your friends that you'd really rather not be set up on a date with a man you know is a liberal? 

I thought chicks liked the challenge of getting guys to switch sides.

798

But it had Kate in leather. Do you really need a plot when you have Kate in leather, with guns?

But yeah, crossbreeding vamps with dogs was lame.

Posted by: Jonathon E. at July 29, 2009 04:30 AM (dQdrY)

 

'Haunted' Kate full frontal nude

799 Re: Vamps
Try Fred Saberhagen's Count Dracula... Start with "An Old Friend of the Family"

800 ""Also, how do you tactfully tell one of your friends that you'd really rather not be set up on a date with a man you know is a liberal? ""


oh probably say, "look, if you set me up with an ass sucking leftist I'm gonna blow torch the both of you"".

801 "WATCH OUT, OBAMA!  CLINTON STAYS 'CAMPAIGN READY'

802

Michelle M w/ Matt Wower now up at HA. He is seeting with barely velied white hot hate. Look for his expression  at the end. I am guessing he wasn't the one begging to have her on. He looks like he is going  to suck his tongue down his throat when she tells him her feelings on Queen Princess Wookie. Good stuff.

Also, don't know if any of you care, but Gateway Pundit's mom died last nite, so if you are friendly, you might wanna stop by there.

803 I guess it's always "night" somewhere, so this thread is still perfectly serviceable.

Obviously ace & co. are trying to conserve electrons.  Well done, guys.

804 ahreyahna on  morning meeting.  Amazing how people manage to go from their blogs to their books to sitting in these chairs talking to the MSM as though they are esperts.  She is with Nancy Snyderman.  Nancy (hate that name) lost credibility with a lot of Americans when she proclaimed the other day that "everyone just can't have everything in healthcare, they just can't".   "you first nancy.

805 "Karen" on MSNBC said that "come august when the insurance company runs their data and the RNC spends over a million dollars to scare you" and Ratigan let that pass.  so are we back to the "blame the republicans" mantra?  Why doesn't steel take exception to stuff like this.  she was just allowed to say it as though it were pure fact.

806 Woot!  Protesters everywhere in Raleigh for Obama's Town Hall!

http://tinyurl.com/nq4fd4

807 You guys forget to take your meth this morning???

808 Is there a headline thread today?  It's not showing up on the left sidebar for me.

809

The pilot put this blog on autopilot and hit the silk.

810 782
Miss'80sBaby..
How about a recipe book featuring Bacons? A win-win for husband-wife.
Have Unclefacts write the forward  and paste it in.

Bacons, it's fucking awesome.

the end.

811 Muffy @ 805.  The MSM marching orders today are two-fold. First, those evil Republicans stopped health care. Second, look at those crazy birthers. "The One" can't be handed a political defeat.  Right now, if I was old and famous, I would be hiring a food taster. They need a celebrity death to distract from the bad news.

812 Susan Estrich posted a story this morning memorializing a 17-year old girl (friend of her daughter) who was abducted and murdered by a scumbag from skid row.  It points to the pathologies of liberal parents who send their kids out into the lion's den.  Reality-based parents should view this as a cautionary tale. 

813

O/T - Saw where Maxine Waters was critical of Rahmbo for recruiting all the Blue Dogs who are now jamming up healthcare. For those of you who were in the "which dems throw Obama under the bus pool", Maxine might be a dark horse candidate.

814 Maxine might be a dark horse candidate.

Posted by: Mallamutt at July 29, 2009 11:08 AM (55UC6)

Maxine is the crack whore of congress. Rahm will either choke a bitch, or throw her the equivalent of a twenty to name some building after her and she'll shut right the hell up.

815 #807- Meth? That was an option? No one told me nuthin bout no meth! Seriously though, I think a couple of Oxycontin might be in order. I feel like shit on a biscuit.

816 Maxine Waters is the poster child of everything that's wrong with congress. From the people that vote her in repeatedly, to the moron herself.

817 CA35 is about as safe a district as you could gerrymander. You couldn't get Maxine out of there with a derrick.

818

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