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| Awful...US Soldier Captured In AfghanistanA U.S. soldier missing from his base in eastern Afghanistan since Tuesday is believed to have been captured by Taliban militants, the military said Thursday. In a statement issued from U.S. military headquarters in Kabul, officials said "we are exhausting all available resources to ascertain his whereabouts and provide for his safe return." ...Military officials in Afghanistan, speaking on condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to discuss the situation, said the missing soldier appears to have walked off his base into an unsecured area. It was not clear why he had apparently done so.Let's pray this turns out better than seems likely it will. Comments1
Kipling suggested "when you're wounded and left On Afghanistan's plains, and the women come out to cut up what remains, just roll to your rifle and blow out your brains and go to your God like a soldier" Posted by: Richard Aubrey at July 02, 2009 08:22 AM (d0ih6) 2
50 quatloos says they lured him with a chick.
Posted by: Cybrludite at July 02, 2009 08:28 AM (1ZOfU) 3
They mentioned this on Fox but didn’t have a lot of details. Be prepared for another gross video to be released. Posted by: Vic at July 02, 2009 08:28 AM (5ynkO) 4
The circumstances seem a little...odd.
But assuming things are what they appear to be on the face of it...I'm not the prayin' type, but prayers for the soldier and his family. Posted by: apotheosis at July 02, 2009 08:29 AM (xWk3U) 5
Bastards
I heard sometime that an Athenian could walk the planet without fear because everyone knew that if you hurt a citizen of Athens it would reign down the full force of the Athenian Army no matter where it was. Striking Posted by: TendStl at July 02, 2009 08:30 AM (06120) 6
#5 tendstl.... that would be great BUT did you see who the idiots elected as our leader.. : )
Posted by: PISSED at July 02, 2009 08:40 AM (xToMI) 7
the missing soldier appears to have walked off his base into an unsecured area Hiking the Appalachain Trail, perhaps? Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at July 02, 2009 08:41 AM (SCcgT) 8
Be prepared for another gross video to be released.
Yeah, I doubt he's being given a shrink-wrapped Bible, food to meet his religious and cultural preferences, and a pro bono Ivy League lawyer. Posted by: HeatherRadish at July 02, 2009 08:44 AM (NtiET) 9
Pray. Pray fervently. From here that is what we can do. It is not a small thing.
Posted by: mama winger at July 02, 2009 08:46 AM (eTkwe) 10
damn
Posted by: trailortrash at July 02, 2009 08:46 AM (pseS/) 11
Is it too snarky to presume that, because Barry "promised" to close Guantanimo, the Taliban will send the soldier back unharmed... with a free Bible? Isn't that the math our apolgizing Prez has been using? Posted by: Tom vG at July 02, 2009 08:47 AM (TRJxR) 12
For military families whose hearts are in their throats right now, some reports say that the family of the missing soldier has already been notified.
Breathe, Posted by: mama winger at July 02, 2009 08:49 AM (eTkwe) 13
I hope this turns out better than I expect it to. This will be a test to see how well all of the apologizing, not meddling, and treating terrorists with kid gloves works. I actually hope Ogabe passes this test.
Posted by: yinzer at July 02, 2009 08:56 AM (/Mla1) 14
Have I noted that the Taliban are creationists? They are.
Posted by: Charles Johnson at July 02, 2009 08:57 AM (5V/kc) 15
Hope for the best, prepare for the worst
Posted by: Tokin42 at July 02, 2009 09:00 AM (ONkRu) 16
And remember, kids, no shooting at them now. We are now going to simply talk and show them that we love them.
Posted by: Obama, The Boy King at July 02, 2009 09:02 AM (IHbof) 17
Prayers, but not a good way to go if it was form of suicide - hope he wasn't just looking for a quiet place.
Posted by: Jean at July 02, 2009 09:05 AM (L64A6) 18
#9 Posted by: mama winger at July 02, 2009 08:46 AM (eTkwe) - I have to ask, since winger isn't all that common a name, if you're from NE Kansas. My first thought would be that the lady I'm thinking of wouldn't be on this site (due to language and such) but since you spoke about praying....
Posted by: teej at July 02, 2009 09:08 AM (lG7ds) 19
teej -
No, I'm from Wisconsin. "Winger" actually refers to 'WI N G' - Wisconsin National Guard. I have a son who is with them, and I kind of took on the acronym. Posted by: mama winger at July 02, 2009 09:14 AM (eTkwe) 20
Hmmm. I wonder if it is going to be similar to that Army soldier that went missing in Baghdad a few years back that was muslim. Why in God's name would you go out on your own in EASTERN AFGHANISTAN??? It was either booze or chicks is my guess.
Posted by: CDR M at July 02, 2009 09:20 AM (cqZXM) 21
I see. Cool way to come up with a handle. And from all of us who served before him (some of us, long before) thank your son for keeping it going.
Posted by: teej at July 02, 2009 09:20 AM (lG7ds) 22
I actually hope Ogabe passes this test.
Yeah, I hope he's all over it. I expect if he mentions it at all, it'll be next week sometime. Long weekend ahead--first he has some dreary boring irrelevant history crap he can't weasel out of, then he has to take The Thing somewhere expensive and trendy. Posted by: HeatherRadish at July 02, 2009 09:21 AM (NtiET) 23
My heart and prayers go out to him and his family.
Posted by: incognito at July 02, 2009 09:22 AM (qON3z) 24
Why in God's name would you go out on your own in EASTERN AFGHANISTAN??? It was either booze or chicks is my guess.
Posted by: CDR M at July 02, 2009 09:20 AM (cqZXM) Boggles the mind. I have to believe the troops are constantly cautioned about doing anything like this and/or made aware of tricks that might be used to lure them away. I pray for his safe return. As the mother of a soldier, my stomach turned when I read about this. Posted by: Tami at July 02, 2009 09:25 AM (VuLos) Posted by: dan-O at July 02, 2009 09:43 AM (teb/C) 26
Probability says he is already dead.
It would be a nice thing if bammy would actually fight to win instead of find a way to surrender without looking like he is surrendering. Mama Winger, where in Wisconsin are you? I got a friend in D company out of River Falls. Posted by: Deathknyte at July 02, 2009 09:48 AM (73dub) 27
Good luck to this kid.
Posted by: MAJHAM at July 02, 2009 09:48 AM (c2P97) 28
Great ... another lesson in the difference between real and fake torture that the leftists will yet again fail to learn.
God bless that soldier. I actually hope he's dead and not in the hands of those monsters. Posted by: Warden at July 02, 2009 09:50 AM (KXbGD) Posted by: mama winger at July 02, 2009 09:54 AM (eTkwe) 30
I wonder if he was read his rights when he was captured by the Taliban.
Posted by: Susan at July 02, 2009 09:55 AM (oZjc1) 31
Honor his sacrifice through a massive assault once his remains are found. Kill every terrorist on sight.
Posted by: Track-A-'Crat at July 02, 2009 09:56 AM (C4ArQ) 32
If the Taliban is smart they will trade the soldier for some captured terrorists - and Obama will deal with them.
If the Taliban is not smart and they behead the soldier on camera...well...even a spineless wretch like Obama will have to do something. Posted by: 18-1 at July 02, 2009 09:58 AM (odYmd) 33
Fox News just announced that the soldier left the base alone in the middle of the night, which is against the rules.
Posted by: Susan at July 02, 2009 10:02 AM (oZjc1) Posted by: toby928 at July 02, 2009 10:07 AM (PD1tk) 35
Heh, I live 13 miles west of Eau Claire. Hope your son is doing ok.
Posted by: Deathknyte at July 02, 2009 10:13 AM (73dub) 36
Lured, or the Talibs just waited outside the prostitute's crib.
Might consider moving the whorehouse into camp. Posted by: Kristopher at July 02, 2009 10:17 AM (EqbaN) Posted by: harleycowboy at July 02, 2009 10:27 AM (ZBkSK) 38
As someone else has pointed out, prayer is what's called for right about now--not for his life because we know there's no chance of that, but that his end will be quick and will hopefully serve some greater purpose. That brave Italian comes to mind, whose name unfortunately escapes me, the one who told his captors, 'Let me show you how an Italian dies.' He ruined their video, his bravery ruined their video. He made them look like the cowardly bastards they are.
Posted by: troyriser at July 02, 2009 10:52 AM (cYYYp) 39
There is nothing so bad that could happen to this guy which would cause zero to take any serious action. Nothing. Posted by: Richard Aubrey at July 02, 2009 11:11 AM (d0ih6) 40
I can assure all of you, the Taliban won't kill this soldier. In combat the Taliban would kill any target they could actually shoot, but as for captives, these guys don't believe in the same type of stuff Al Queda does. They'll ask for some stuff, we'll deny them, and eventually they'll either release him, or we'll rescue him.
Posted by: BeenThere at July 02, 2009 12:03 PM (oHmsT) 41
@#5, That says a lot. We could learn from that example. My prayers/hopes for he and his family that this turns out all right. Posted by: RM at July 02, 2009 12:32 PM (1kwr2) 42
We in the military all know what happens if we get captured alive by the 7th century cultists we are fighting.
To my fellow servicemen: Don't get captured. Make them kill you when they try to take you. Posted by: Mark at July 02, 2009 05:48 PM (T/+xI) 43
Isn't it about time our boys got tracking device implants? I mean, they do it for dogs.
Posted by: DrZin at July 02, 2009 06:10 PM (JwSM5) 44
``That brave Italian comes to mind, whose name unfortunately escapes me...''
Fabrizio Quattrocchi. Nothing else to say except to add my prayers to the others, and to second the remarks made by Mark at #42. Posted by: Annalucia at July 02, 2009 07:32 PM (tPgW9) 45
I recall reading a story back during the "Charlie Wilson's War" days. It seems that the Afghans would capture the occasional Russian soldier. They would cut his achilles tendons so that he couldn't run away and then they would take turns sodomizing him for a couple of weeks then they would kill him.
That's just the way the Pushtun roll. Posted by: Gilligan at July 03, 2009 08:57 AM (W+ZCl) 46
Isn't it about time our boys got tracking device implants? I mean, they do it for dogs.
You've never read Revelation, have you? Posted by: Alice H at July 03, 2009 09:25 AM (qJHYy) 47
not for his life because we know there's no chance of that, but that his end will be quick and will hopefully serve some greater purpose. I'll sure as hell never ask for your prayers. Posted by: ErikW at July 05, 2009 03:57 AM (hKtiw) 48
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