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Ahmedinejad To Obama: Thanks For Watching Obama, Go Fuck Yourself

This strategic diplomacy thing, it seems to be working now.

In televised remarks to judiciary officials Saturday, Ahmadinejad struck back at Obama a day after the U.S. president praised protesters for showing "bravery in the face of brutality," described violence against them as "outrageous" and said opposition leader Mir Hossein Mousavi has "captured the imagination" of Iranians who want a more open society. Obama also dismissed Ahmadinejad's demand for an apology for previous criticism and suggested that the Iranian leader apologize to the families of those who have been arrested, beaten or killed in the crackdown.

I'm wondering actually, how an apology would sound now? "Hi, sorry we hacked your son to death. Be sure to fork over the 3 large for the bullet deposit".

Our President is the guy on your left at the poker table, the one you want to smack in the ear.

Posted by: Dave In Texas at 07:07 PM



Comments

1 Plus it seems he is incapable or unwilling to try the tact that works.

Posted by: mbruce at June 27, 2009 07:14 PM (t/GDA)

2 How will he answer to Christopher Walken who simply asked if you liked hot dogs.
But F**K him any way.

Posted by: NortonPete at June 27, 2009 07:16 PM (fVuwW)

3 He's just pissed because Barry didn't send him an ipod with his greatest hits.

Posted by: Jack Bauer's Dad at June 27, 2009 07:17 PM (DVl4L)

4 It would appear that Obambi and Dinnerjacket are deeply engaged in a middle school girly-man dust-up, which consists of recriminations, allegations, and other unspeakables where they stop sharing lipstick, Tampons, and boy friends. 

Posted by: Fish at June 27, 2009 07:21 PM (FnA4R)

5 Oh great.  Another gem from the article:

"Without a doubt, Iran's new government will have a more decisive and firmer approach toward the West," Ahmadinejad said. "This time the Iranian nation's reply will be harsh and more decisive," to make the West regret its "meddlesome stance," he said.

So who else thinks this is code for "I'm gonna nuke you fuckers"?

Posted by: chemjeff at June 27, 2009 07:23 PM (sqtL/)

6 1 Plus it seems he is incapable or unwilling to try the tact that works.

Kinda need to have balls in order to use them...

Posted by: Unclefacts at June 27, 2009 07:24 PM (vZVv7)

7 Shouldn't Tampons™ be called Tampins™?

Posted by: gator at June 27, 2009 07:24 PM (yUiO3)

8 Rulers in a hurry don't have time to pack the nuke so they make a dirty bomb.

Posted by: ungoogleable at June 27, 2009 07:25 PM (EiH7n)

9 These deliberate mistranslations give Obama too much credit. I think he actually said he was enjoying watching the debate and wanted the number for texting in his vote for Persian Idol.

Posted by: t-bird at June 27, 2009 07:28 PM (FcR7P)

10

Yeah, Odinnerjacket would have said this a year ago.

From a glass crater.

Posted by: hutch1200 at June 27, 2009 07:28 PM (GNavV)

11

Sir, no matter what, you'll be accused of meddiling. Do you want to help the people on the side of Freedom?

Barry: "Idon' teven do that here at home...Hah, Hah ,hah

Posted by: hutch1200 at June 27, 2009 07:31 PM (GNavV)

12 52% for Quisling...who's with me...Yeah!!!!11!!!!!

Posted by: hutch1200 at June 27, 2009 07:32 PM (GNavV)

13 8 Rulers in a hurry don't have time to pack the nuke so they make  a dirty bomb.

And why pay for shipping to send it all the way to the US when you can just shove it over the fence into Iraq.  Not that they'd ever do that...

Posted by: Powdered Milk Man at June 27, 2009 07:32 PM (SqDdD)

14 Oh, Achmedajihad is just trying to get attention away from Michael Jackson

Posted by: idiot liberal at June 27, 2009 07:32 PM (7FgWm)

15
I've heard some people use the term "Pussy Politics" before but I don't think this is what they meant by it.  But I could be wrong.

Posted by: Hughie at June 27, 2009 07:35 PM (iGqcN)

16 Metro is literally going to get us killed, isn't he?

Posted by: gator at June 27, 2009 07:37 PM (yUiO3)

17 ... Obambi and Dinnerjacket are deeply engaged in a middle school girly-man dust-up...

That's the same thing I was thinking!  This is like some atrocious teen movie with nukes.  I keep waiting for Lindsey Lohan to show up and pick a BFF.  What a couple of complete freaking candyasses.

Posted by: Dang Straights at June 27, 2009 07:38 PM (nSXrc)

18 In Iran if the government kills you it's $3.000 . Here in the US, it is only going to cast you $100.000.00 in carbon tax so that you may stay alive, and be a good productive tax producer for the state for the rest of your life. More info to follow as soon as someone actually reads the rest of it.

Posted by: Mystry at June 27, 2009 07:43 PM (dIHlE)

19 Can we get a " Carbon tax Credit" if you prove you are a zombie....just asking..3000 pages, it's gotta be in there. 

Posted by: hutch1200 at June 27, 2009 07:46 PM (GNavV)

20 I consume no electricity...no fossil fuels...just brains..

Posted by: hutch1200 at June 27, 2009 07:47 PM (GNavV)

21

Metro is literally going to get us killed, isn't he?




Thats why I've started keeping a bottle of potassium iodide tablets in the cabinet. It'll Make the radiation sickness a little more bearable.

Posted by: Blazer at June 27, 2009 07:47 PM (ioPTI)

22 Yep, and also the strategic diplomacy thing (reestablishing Ambassadors, wanting to lift sanctions, ect) for Syria seems to be working well...

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at June 27, 2009 07:47 PM (otlXg)

23 In the end, there will be only chaos bacon!  Whoo-hoo!

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at June 27, 2009 07:48 PM (otlXg)

24 Basij members have said openly that they're being paid an extra $200/day to act violently against the protestors. Many additional ones have recently been recruited.

Mousavi, Karoubi, and Rafsanjani are all parts of the evil gangster regime - however more civil Mousavi is, he chose long ago to work at a high level in the regime when it was very active in abuses, internal and external. All of them (the candidates) are criminals.


Posted by: o.u. at June 27, 2009 07:50 PM (lYx2G)

25 Mahmoud the Mirthful may not be talking about nuking us.  Maybe he will instead activate some dandy-fine sleeper cells here in the land formerly known as "America."

After all, a crisis should never be wasted, as our overlords tell us these days.  I'm still betting that the Zero and the Nutter are Tweeting each other in private and will be pinky-swearing over all kinds of good stuff in the months to come.

.....as the rest of us construct cardboard hovels under bridges and eye the local rat population for plumpness.  Wonder if you can make rat bacon?


Posted by: janis at June 27, 2009 07:54 PM (Ypd1d)

26 Glad to see the Moron Nation is starting to recover from their Crap & Tax Val-U-Rite induced hangovers. I was staring to worry. It got to the point that there was only PS to play with on the Bacon thread and I wasn't in the mood.

Let's not forget the Chia Pet in NK that keeps making threatening noises.

Don't ya just love this new "smart" foreign policy shit and everybody loves the USA?

Posted by: Fritz the Cat at June 27, 2009 07:55 PM (Fr3yJ)

27 Hey boss, thought you should see this, from the bacon thread:
482 Was there some sort of moron rapture that we got left out of, and this bacon post was a parting gift?

Or did all the contributors got snatched up in a DHS raid and are being flown to Gitmo right now by Obama's secret police?



Posted by: palin steele at June 27, 2009 05:40 PM (Aac1T)


Posted by: muffy at June 27, 2009 08:00 PM (zplc6)

28 Our President is the guy on your left right at the poker blackjack table, the one you want to smack in the ear for taking the dealer's bust card.

FIFY

Posted by: David in San Diego at June 27, 2009 08:00 PM (GF+6V)

29
Obama's promised withdrawal from Iraq is only 12 months away. Funny how we don't hear much about it anymore.

Oh, and SecDef Gates does not hesitate to accuse Iran of meddling and violence in Iraq but Obama never says such things. Obama's idea of national security is to impose a Carbon Tax.


Posted by: Unicle tweets at June 27, 2009 08:02 PM (e46Cb)

30 @29  Not to just impose the Crap and Tax thing, but to also abort as many of us as possible and off the rest of us when we hit 55 years old.  All very civilized and tidy, don't you know.  Ahmadinejad is just pissed because he didn't think of these policies first.

Posted by: janis at June 27, 2009 08:06 PM (Ypd1d)

31
Under ObamaCare, people like brain-dead Tim Johnson would have been 'put to sleep' to reduce health care costs...and, of course, to create jobs*

*all of Obama's spending plans magically create jobs

Posted by: Unicle tweets at June 27, 2009 08:10 PM (e46Cb)

32 Here's the most interesting part of this article: [Dickmajad] said Western leaders who made "insulting and irrelevant comments will be put on a fair trial" by Iran at international gatherings. Awesome.

Posted by: Zeke013 at June 27, 2009 08:15 PM (C3VfZ)

33 #30 janis  This is nothing new. The Great Lying president, of course do not forget his handlers, got this Idea from Great Britton. I found this out in  1990 when I was there for 10 days. their cuttoff date for socialized medicine, AKA  Universal Health Care is/was 60 years of age.  

Posted by: Mystry at June 27, 2009 08:21 PM (dIHlE)

34 In the end, there will be only chaos bacon!

Double smoked and extra crispy , please .

Posted by: Bubbles at June 27, 2009 08:22 PM (vKdhq)

35 Mahmoud 1, Obama 0, Protesters -infinity

(AP)  The Iranian government has seized and detained several hundred activists, journalists and students across the nation, in one of the most extensive crackdowns on key dissidents since the 1979 Islamic Revolution.

Even as unprecedented protests broke out on the streets after the June 12 disputed presidential election, the most stinging backlash from authorities has come away from the crowds through roundups and targeted arrests, according to witnesses and human rights organizations. They say plainclothes security agents have also put dozens of the country's most experienced pro-reform leaders behind bars.

The Iranian government says only that unspecified figures responsible for fomenting unrest have been taken into custody.

The arrests have drained the pool of potential leaders of a protest movement that claims President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad stole the election by fraud. They also point to the potential for high-profile trials - and serious sentences - before a special judicial forum created to handle cases from the unrest.

With the main reformist candidate Mir Hossein Mousavi under constant police surveillance, protests demanding a new vote have withered. Many of those rounded up during demonstrations have been released within days.

But most of those detained in raids against potential opposition remain in custody. That has spread fear among Mousavi supporters and left the opposition movement reeling.

"We heard some news about people who are arrested at night and we are worried if it could happen to us," a Tehran resident active in the protests wrote in an e-mail Friday, asking for anonymity for fear of government retaliation.

The targeted arrests appear to have begun the day after the election. Several of Iran's best-known reformist politicians were taken into custody, including the brother and several close allies of former President Mohammad Khatami.

Since then, at least 230 more students, professors, journalists and reformists have been arrested, according to the International Campaign for Human Rights in Iran. At least 29 are known to have been released, the New York-based organization said in a list released Wednesday, although it acknowledged that the numbers were constantly changing.

The crackdown appears to have grown bolder as the government escalated its use of force on the streets.

Security agents arrested nearly the entire staff of Mousavi's newspaper, The Green Word, Monday night, seizing 25 people in a raid on its offices, according to a statement on Mousavi's Web site. Four or five who were out of the office during the raid remain free, according to the paper.

On Thursday, authorities arrested 70 reformist university professors after they met with Mousavi, his Web site said. At least 66 were later freed, said Hadi Ghaemi, spokesman for the International Campaign for Human Rights in Iran.

Among the most prominent reformists detained was Ebrahim Yazdi, 78, who was a key aide of the Islamic Republic's founder, Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini, and served as foreign minister after the 1979 revolution. Yazdi was hospitalized with a bladder problem when agents walked into his room on June 17, had his intravenous tubes disconnected and took him to Tehran's notorious Evin Prison.

"They did not show any judicial or legal papers, nothing," Yazdi told The Associated Press by telephone from Tehran. "Even in prison they didn't interrogate me. Nobody came to tell me why they were arresting me."

Yazdi said he was treated respectfully and released the next day. But many other members of his Freedom Movement of Iran remain in prison along with leaders of other reformist parties, some of whom served in Khatami's government.

They include Abdollah Ramezanzadeh, a former government spokesman under Khatami; Saeed Hajjarian, an adviser to Khatami who was paralyzed in an assassination attempt in 2000; and human rights lawyer Abdolfattah Soltani, who was arrested in his office by security forces posing as clients, according to the International Campaign for Human Rights in Iran.

Officials even briefly arrested the daughter and four other relatives of one of Iran's most powerful men, Ayatollah Hashemi Rafsanjani. The detentions were seen as an official warning to Rafsanjani, a former conservative president who many believe now favors the opposition.

Observers say the crackdown is the largest since Khatami's 1997 election and the birth of the modern Iranian reform movement.

"The people that they have arrested represent a wide spectrum of the political orientation," Yazdi said. "It is much broader than in the past."

State television has begun broadcasting purported confessions of street protesters who say they acted on behalf of Britain and other Western nations in a bid to destabilize the government.

"These kinds of arrests usually are undertaken in order to produce some kind of a show trial," said Ahmad Sadri, a sociology professor at Lake Forest College in Illinois who writes a column for the reformist Iranian daily Etemad-e-Melli, or National Confidence.

Posted by: Anti-Harkonnen Freedom Fighter at June 27, 2009 08:23 PM (5r0Tz)

36
Oh please. Ahmadinejad would be doing the exact same thing if McLame were president.

My plan:
1. Let the Democrats destroy America.
2. ???
3. Anti-McCainiacs rule!

Posted by: anti-McCainiac at June 27, 2009 08:24 PM (FrJGs)

37 .....fucking klingon sockpuppets ....

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at June 27, 2009 08:25 PM (vKdhq)

38

here's my take on this: President Stumblefuck "Hey Let's Have a Luau While Americans Lose Their Jobs" doesn't give a rat's ass about foreign policy. He doesn't like it, it's icky and scary, and he's not interested. He's really got the hardon for domestic politics: ruining the economy, making the US Government more powerful than SkyNet, and implementing whacky leftwing political theory that he learned over blow and reefer in college, just to see what happens.

So when it comes to foreign policy, the Obamabots just spew out some pre-fab talking points scribbled together by some lower-tier West Wing staff flunkie, and hope it all goes away.

They're winging it because they're 1) clueless, and 2) just not that into it.

Posted by: Jones at June 27, 2009 08:30 PM (KOkrW)

39 Barry doesn't have time for this foreign policy stuff. He's too busy planning his weenie roast. And after that he's got a date, on our dollar, with Chewbacca and then comes ice cream and maybe a few more infomercials. The world will simply have to sort itself out.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 27, 2009 08:30 PM (+r+A6)

40 Maybe the protesters would get the world's attention if they held a huge gathering mourning Michael Jackson.

I'm sure even the DemSM couldn't find something nice to say about a regime that would slaughter people saying their goodbyes to Saint Michael

Posted by: kbdabear at June 27, 2009 08:30 PM (cGmnP)

41
Our new slogan should be: Cap & Trade Obama!

Posted by: Unicle tweets at June 27, 2009 08:32 PM (e46Cb)

42 the crap&rape is the essence of dementia and ignorance(putting it mildly). Under those conditions a dog will fetch a ball for any ole dinnerjagoff.

Posted by: ron dorque at June 27, 2009 08:34 PM (0YIpZ)

43 Hey Barry, try this; "I"m rubber, you're glue......"

Posted by: GarandFan at June 27, 2009 08:35 PM (C3okI)

44 OK potassium iodide...what else?   I better start to stock up.

Posted by: Wilhelm Klink at June 27, 2009 08:37 PM (8D00g)

45 Bacon.

Oh, and cocksucker.

Posted by: Editor at June 27, 2009 08:37 PM (pUfK9)

46 I take a two week trip to the backwoods of Maine...Iran blows up and three celebrities die and they pass cap and trade. What the fuck? People need to relax, I mean I was planning on coming back.

Posted by: Dr. Manhattan at June 27, 2009 08:38 PM (OkrJ4)

47 Doesn't Dinnerjacket want to debate Barry at the UN? Without his trusty teleprompter, fawning members of the press softball questions and without an ABC stacked audience it should be a knockout in the first round by Dinnerjacket.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 27, 2009 08:38 PM (+r+A6)

48 OK potassium iodide...what else?   I better start to stock up.

Posted by: Wilhelm Klink at June 27, 2009 08:37 PM (8D00g)

First thing's first, of course - that Yoders canned Bacon from the last thread.

Posted by: Editor at June 27, 2009 08:38 PM (pUfK9)

49 Can anyone here suggest a better plan than what Obama has done during this bullshit? Or is hostility and schoolyard-level nicknames and insults all you good, honest people have got? What would Bush have done any differently or better? If Obama would have come out and slammed the POS in the first place like you all cried for, how would this situation be improved in some way? I don't get it.

Cue the personal attacks on me instead of responding to my comment in 3..2..1..

Posted by: blackandgayandidrinkwhiskeyandiheartjesus at June 27, 2009 08:39 PM (JTYYx)

50 Who would have known that he don't like hot dogs.

Posted by: Cincinnatus at June 27, 2009 08:40 PM (K5AMb)

51 Whatever happened to Obama's Blackberry? Did in go up in smoke? Does the guy who has the football keep it in his pocket? So many questions, and no answers.   *SIGH* 

Posted by: Mystry at June 27, 2009 08:41 PM (dIHlE)

52 And after all that has happened these last 5 months there are still millions of Americans and Mexicans and dead people that remain proud of their vote for the Kenyan.

Civil War looms.

Posted by: eman at June 27, 2009 08:42 PM (fpywm)

53
Today Obama was listing off the number of jobs that will be created by Cap & Trade. He said in California three-thousand jobs will be created for construction of new facilities for R & D of new 'green' technologies, and from that, 1,000 permanent jobs will be created. Obama also mentioned the creation of jobs in other states such as Florida with 1,400 jobs.

So, by Obama's own admission, California nets one thousand jobs. That's it.

This is pathetic. No one in the media is questioning Obama's Trickle-Up Economics, which is nothing more than an enormous social justice program.

Posted by: Unicle tweets at June 27, 2009 08:42 PM (e46Cb)

54 I keep waiting for the shit to hit the fan either domestically or otherwise. Obama and dems are creating so much tension that something has gotta give. And it's gonna suck for all of us when it does.

Posted by: Fritz the Cat at June 27, 2009 08:42 PM (Fr3yJ)

55 What this situation needs is more White House luaus.

Posted by: Jones at June 27, 2009 08:43 PM (KOkrW)

56 #49 You are simply not worth a nanosecond of anybodys time. Go away and stay away.

Posted by: Mystry at June 27, 2009 08:43 PM (dIHlE)

57 I'm with you on the capping thing, but what on earth are we gonna trade for Prezdint Zero?  Me, I'd settle for 5 pounds of Applewood Smoked Bacon, but it's doubtful that any Muslim country would go for it.  Actually upon further consideration of the matter, I'd be willing to just give him away for nothing.  Or pay someone to take him, but that might be a problem unless we do it pretty soon.

In the future, we shall all have coupons to redeem at Obama's Company Store.  No cash allowed.

Posted by: janis at June 27, 2009 08:44 PM (Ypd1d)

58 Shit Janis we can't even pay people to take the Gitmo prisoners who the hell is gonna take Zero?

Posted by: Fritz the Cat at June 27, 2009 08:47 PM (Fr3yJ)

59 49,

Easy. Stand up in front of the World and openly and loudly take the side of Liberty.

Give your undiluted support to the resistors.

Hit Iran with new sanctions.

Destroy Iran's military and its nuclear weapons program.

Posted by: eman at June 27, 2009 08:47 PM (fpywm)

60 BTW, 49, that's the first and last response you get from me.

Posted by: eman at June 27, 2009 08:49 PM (fpywm)

61
Put a dunce cap on Obama and trade him to Canada for Stephen Harper.

Posted by: Unicle tweets at June 27, 2009 08:49 PM (e46Cb)

62 Cue the personal attacks on me instead of responding to my comment in 3..2..1..

I have no problem obliging you. Fuck off, cockholster.

Now go get your fuckin' shinebox.

Posted by: Unclefacts at June 27, 2009 08:49 PM (vZVv7)

63 The President needs more ice cream. It helps him think.

Posted by: Jones at June 27, 2009 08:50 PM (KOkrW)

64 Hey, you, #49!!  Bush wouldn't have sold the protesters down the river just so he could still sit down and talk to the murdering nutjob in Iran.  And I doubt that Iran would have done some of the crap that they have done because they knew there would be repercussions from the U.S.

'Course, that was back in the good old days when we had a POTUS who was worthy of the name.  See there, I answered some of your comment.  And now for the personal attacks in ....3...2...1---You're an ass.  Go away.

Posted by: janis at June 27, 2009 08:50 PM (Ypd1d)

65

Or is hostility and schoolyard-level nicknames and insults all you good, honest people have got?

You're begging the question of whether, in fact, that is all that has been offered.  No suprise, coming from an idiot.

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 27, 2009 08:51 PM (0UqBq)

66   Why do you people insist on feeding the trolls?

Posted by: Dang Straights at June 27, 2009 08:52 PM (nSXrc)

67

All of this crap makes it more apparent every day that Obama is completely out of his league. What an incompetent jerk. I can't think about this jerk without blowing a gasket. The worse thing is Biden is even stupider than Obama.

Posted by: Harry at June 27, 2009 08:52 PM (lr7S8)

68 Let's face it, we will have to pay big bucks to whatever country takes Barry the Hutt.

Russia might say yes.

Posted by: eman at June 27, 2009 08:52 PM (fpywm)

69

OK potassium iodide...what else?   I better start to stock up.



Guns and lots of ammo. Playing Fallout 3 wouldn't hurt either, makes for good good practice.

Posted by: Blazer at June 27, 2009 08:53 PM (ioPTI)

70    I Barry treating the Iranian uprising like Phoenix onlineDEGREE THING?

Posted by: hutch1200 at June 27, 2009 08:53 PM (GNavV)

71 He said in California three-thousand jobs will be created for construction of new facilities for R & D of new 'green' technologies, and from that, 1,000 permanent jobs will be created.

There's a shitload of empty square footage that isn't being used. But then again contractors who are in political favor wouldn't get the money, would they

Posted by: kbdabear at June 27, 2009 08:53 PM (cGmnP)

72 Unicle tweets:  "Obama also mentioned the creation of jobs in other states such as Florida with 1,400 jobs."

Heh.  I live in Florida.  My neighborhood could soak up 1,400 jobs.  Maybe Obama should get out more, or read the newspaper or have a conversation with his labor secretary, or something.

What a newb.

Posted by: SlaveDog at June 27, 2009 08:54 PM (LDTnn)

73

53, 54-

People will not begin having 2nd thoughts about President-Without-A-Clue until his policies start hitting them where it hurts: their wallets. When gas prices rise and commodities and utilities start getting more expensive, then it will get dicey.

Posted by: Jones at June 27, 2009 08:54 PM (KOkrW)

74 Biden may be stupid, but unlike our Cylon President, he doesn't have a Plan.

Posted by: eman at June 27, 2009 08:54 PM (fpywm)

75 Rahm...how we do dat shit here???

Posted by: hutch1200 at June 27, 2009 08:55 PM (GNavV)

76 I think the IDF is going to do a job Americans won't do

Posted by: logprof at June 27, 2009 08:55 PM (tjUml)

77
The worse thing is Biden is even stupider than Obama.




That he is, but I'd take him over Obama any day. Although he may be a buffoon, I believe Slow Joe truly does indeed love this country,......as much as a Democrat can anyway.

Posted by: Blazer at June 27, 2009 08:56 PM (ioPTI)

78 Fritz, I've got it!! And it's the perfect place for Zero!!  We'll Twitter his other BFF, Hugo, and suggest a prolonged diplomacy mission that Zero must attend.  Mostly for more pointers in how to nationalize every single industry in the country.

Then when Hugo welcomes him with those big beefy open arms, we pull a coup and jerk Obama's passport.  It probably wasn't legal anyway.  And then we put guntowers every 20 feet along our southern border to keep that commie bastard out.  We'll be merciful and ship the First Grizzly and the girls to Venezuela as well.  That way they can't grow up and breed anymore anti-American, pro-Marxism, lying little crap weasels to take over the country some day.

Posted by: janis at June 27, 2009 08:56 PM (Ypd1d)

79 All this foreign policy shit is just a distraction from turning this country into something Wright, Aryers & Chewbacca can be proud of. Zero also knows that by the 2010 elections that's gonna be the end of his chances of getting fucking anything else up.

Posted by: Fritz the Cat at June 27, 2009 08:56 PM (Fr3yJ)

80 People will not begin having 2nd thoughts about President-Without-A-Clue until his policies start hitting them where it hurts: their wallets. When gas prices rise and commodities and utilities start getting more expensive, then it will get dicey.

When palin steele's mommy yells at him for leaving the bathroom light on and he's told he can't stay up all night with the computer because it's running up the light bill, he might get a clue. But I doubt it

Posted by: kbdabear at June 27, 2009 08:56 PM (cGmnP)

81 IDF will overfly Iraqi airspace with a friendly wave from below.

Posted by: eman at June 27, 2009 08:57 PM (fpywm)

82 logprof...I'm wich you, and when I say I' wich yoewww, I'm wich you...

Posted by: vinny1200 at June 27, 2009 08:57 PM (GNavV)

83 Barry doesn't have time for this foreign policy stuff. He's too busy planning his weenie roast.

That metrosexual wuss needs to be careful anywhere people start roasting weenies.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at June 27, 2009 08:58 PM (YzDEL)

84 If Obama would have come out and slammed the POS in the first place like you all cried for, how would this situation be improved in some way? I don't get it.

How do you reconcile his reversal of strategy?

Posted by: dumb_blonde at June 27, 2009 08:59 PM (cAgTF)

85 Janis, I like it! Maybe they can even write a book together. I wonder what the title would be?

Posted by: Fritz the Cat at June 27, 2009 08:59 PM (Fr3yJ)

86 until his policies start hitting them where it hurts: their wallets.

...but most of his base won't feel anything.  They'll be getting tax dollars direct-deposited to their bank accounts, so they don't have to turn off the lights when they're not in the room (unless they waste their energy welfare on designer sneaks, and even then I expect community organizers to threaten to shut down any plant that starts cutting off deadbeats). 

Posted by: HeatherRadish at June 27, 2009 09:01 PM (YzDEL)

87 @66--Why do we feed the trolls?   Because we have a shitload of undelivered rage over how we are being destroyed daily.  And since we can't vote the bastards out yet, the trolls serve as stand-in whipping boys.

Besides, they are SOOOOOO easy to smack around.

Posted by: janis at June 27, 2009 09:02 PM (Ypd1d)

88
The problem is we can't even put a figure on the number of jobs destroyed by Cap & Trade. It's going to cripple the economy, not just the oil and coal industries.

The meager amount of government-sponsored taxpayer funded jobs created by Cap & Trade will pale in comparison to jobs destroyed. You think people have trouble now paying their mortgages, just wait until the increase in gasoline and utility bills pushes them over the brink.

Posted by: Unicle tweets at June 27, 2009 09:02 PM (e46Cb)

89 What is with #49. Has he been asleep at the wheel? Everybody and his dog have been saying for weeks that Obama could follow Reagan's approach with Poland. Now there was a president who knew how to handle foreign policy. Anybody who thinks Obama has done anything right has sawdust between his ears.

Posted by: Harry at June 27, 2009 09:03 PM (lr7S8)

90

Only one thing two things can make me feel better about what's going on politically.

There's just something about 'em.  Just sayin'.

Posted by: gator at June 27, 2009 09:03 PM (yUiO3)

91

#90 gator

??

Posted by: Harry at June 27, 2009 09:05 PM (lr7S8)

92 Fritz, the book thing is genius!  Perhaps they can come up with a series along the lines of Harry Potter.  Hmmmm.......

Volume One ---  "Hugo and the Half-wit Mince"

Posted by: janis at June 27, 2009 09:06 PM (Ypd1d)

93

Did that idiot leave already?  Karap.

 

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 27, 2009 09:06 PM (0UqBq)

94 just wait until the increase in gasoline and utility bills pushes them over the brink.

And food.  Farming requires fuel.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at June 27, 2009 09:06 PM (YzDEL)

95 "Sold the protesters down the river"...like how? Nowhere have I seen Obama saying that those people needed to stop what they were doing, or that the government was right, or anything short of saying he's been outraged and disgusted by what has happened there.

As for bombing the hell out of all of Iran's nuclear facilities, I couldn't agree more. But an act of war on Iran really wouldn't ultimately stabilize the situation. Might solve the looming nuke issue, but Ahmidwhatever would lash out nonetheless. The comments Obama has made are already being used for the Iranian govt's anti-west propaganda (just like Obama said it would), I don't know how being more aggressive and antagonistic would have helped. No one has given a good response to that.

Funny how all of a sudden you guys, who have argued fervently for torture, all of a sudden want to put human rights ahead of national security. Sorry if it comes off as a tad disingenuous.

Really, the far right ceases it's relevance and what little influence it had left when it blindly attacks every single word or action taken by Obama. It will hurt your case when you actually do have a fair and just argument.

Is that a little too logical and rational for you hyperventilating nutjobs?

Posted by: blackandgayandidrinkwhiskeyandiheartjesus at June 27, 2009 09:06 PM (JTYYx)

96 Iran is so 5 minutes ago.

But, I think if Israel was going to do anything about Iran's nukes, they'd have done it by now.

Posted by: poon at June 27, 2009 09:07 PM (i31Zq)

97 Steel has to be made by coke furnaces, which will take a huge hit in crapntrade. Construction requires a shitload of steel, as does the auto industry.

But then again, I don't think improving the economy is what he really wanted anyway. He just wants payoffs to those eco-greenie investors who donate so heavilly.

And it enables him to control ever more of our lives

Posted by: kbdabear at June 27, 2009 09:07 PM (cGmnP)

98
...but most of his base won't feel anything.

Good observation, Miss Radish!

Obama is being very clever in protecting his base from the harm of his policies. For example, allowing union members a special tax exemption. Of course it's all smoke & mirrors and everyone loses under Obama, but it's important to string along his stupid base until 2012.


Posted by: Unicle tweets at June 27, 2009 09:07 PM (e46Cb)

99 Turn the States of Washington and Oregon into a new nation called Barryland. Move all the Lefties to their new home.

Restore Freedom and sanity to the Recovering Republic, aka the USA.

Wall off Barryland and let it self-destruct. Preserve the ruins as a reminder to all those who would walk that road again.

Posted by: eman at June 27, 2009 09:08 PM (fpywm)

100   ... Although he may be a buffoon, I believe Slow Joe truly does indeed love this country,......as much as a Democrat can anyway.

I think Joe's just happy to have the gig, he's just a simpleton who somehow stumbled into the senate and liked it.  The pay is good, there's no actual work, and expectations are exceedingly low.  All he has to do is try to repeat (more or less) what somebody else tells him to say and people treat him like royalty. 

hussein obama, on the other hand, is a malevolent c*cksucker who, along with that simianesque wife of his, hates this country and every white motherf*cker in it.

Posted by: Dang Straights at June 27, 2009 09:08 PM (nSXrc)

101


I know its easy to say this, but if I were president,  my foreign policy concerning America's enemies would basically consist of  flying a Tomahawk cruise missile right through your bathroom window while you were taking a shit.



Oh yea, and Bacon.

Posted by: Blazer at June 27, 2009 09:08 PM (ioPTI)

102 "human rights ahead of national security"...of ARABS no less. Wasn't it all of you saying how Obama was a dirty towelhead Muslim sand n-word during the election? Yeah, I think it was...

Or was it just the straight N-Word. Most likely both.

Posted by: blackandgayandidrinkwhiskeyandiheartjesus at June 27, 2009 09:08 PM (JTYYx)

103 Titties. Glorious titties.  I would also like to read a Dr. Seuss book about titties.

Posted by: gator at June 27, 2009 09:09 PM (yUiO3)

104 troll: If Obama would have come out and slammed the POS in the first place like you all cried for, how would this situation be improved in some way? I don't get it.

dumb_blonde:  How do you reconcile his reversal of strategy?

Heh.  The troll has been cleanly dispatched.

Posted by: SlaveDog at June 27, 2009 09:09 PM (LDTnn)

105

"As for bombing the hell out of all of Iran's nuclear facilities, I couldn't agree more. But an act of war on Iran really wouldn't ultimately stabilize the situation. Might solve the looming nuke issue, but Ahmidwhatever would lash out nonetheless."

--Actually, military losses have been great catalysts for revolution.  See: France, 1789; Russia, 1917.

"But, I think if Israel was going to do anything about Iran's nukes, they'd have done it by now."

--Don't hurt yourself thinking.

Posted by: logprof at June 27, 2009 09:09 PM (tjUml)

106 #86 HeatherRadish . I must ammend your ending words to "Threaten to shut down any plant that starts cutting off deadbeats." They would not threaten you this way, they would say "You WILL keep the plant open and shut you mouth." Now what would you do when facing these community organizers who are standing in your bebroom at 1:00 am inn the mourning? 

Posted by: Mystry at June 27, 2009 09:11 PM (dIHlE)

107 Somehow, I have sympathy for this latest troll. Most of the rest of them, not so much.

Posted by: nikkolai at June 27, 2009 09:11 PM (U0lNn)

108 Cue the personal attacks on me instead of responding to my comment in 3..2..1..

Posted by: blackandgayandidrinkwhiskeyandiheartjesus at June 27, 2009 08:39 PM


Quit feeling sorry for yourself Charlie Allnut's ship.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 27, 2009 09:12 PM (+r+A6)

109

Hey idiot,

No one worth his salt wants to stabilize the situation in  Iran. The best thing that could happen is to destabilize it.  As far as Obama goes, the only approach that he has taken to the entire situation is cowardice. He was afraid to say anything for weeks. If you think he has everything right on Iran, you are a huge idiot.

Posted by: Harry at June 27, 2009 09:12 PM (lr7S8)

110

Or was it just the straight N-Word. Most likely both

He's only half N-Word, silly.

By the way, true conservatives couldn't care less about race.  We care about qualifications.  Liberals are the only people I know who see everything through the prism of race.  It handicaps them throughout life.

Posted by: gator at June 27, 2009 09:12 PM (yUiO3)

111 Funny how all of a sudden you guys, who have argued fervently for torture, all of a sudden want to put human rights ahead of national security. Sorry if it comes off as a tad disingenuous.

Getting some goons who want to kill masses of Americans a little wet isn't my idea of horrendous torture. Grabbing people from hospitals and beating them into hamburger because they want some semblance of freedom is my idea of torture.

And where's the "national security" in doing nothing but making some statements long after everyone else did enhancing our national security?

Teleprompter's "me-too" condemnation had the result of Achmedajihad telling him to go home and get his fuckin' shine box.

Which you should do too

Posted by: kbdabear at June 27, 2009 09:12 PM (cGmnP)

112 "How do you reconcile his reversal of strategy?"

What reversal? He reversed absolutely nothing. He chose his words carefully in the beginning, because he didn't want to make himself the story - because most of you would have slammed his ass for that if he did. The holocaust-denying assclown in Iran returned the favor by explicitly challenging Obama to which the President rightly scoffed at.

Really, with the hot-dog/BBQ wisecracks though, you guys got the whole situation figured out...

Posted by: blackandgayandidrinkwhiskeyandiheartjesus at June 27, 2009 09:13 PM (JTYYx)

113
Obama's luau?

Yep, it's a job creator!

Obama's trip to the ice cream store last week? You bet your ass Obama saved some jobs!

Posted by: Unicle tweets at June 27, 2009 09:14 PM (e46Cb)

114 Troll #JTYYx
Obama could have recognized that the election results were fraudulent, as is obvious to everyone.  He could have used his gift of rhetoric to remind the world that we believe the people of any nation are soverign, not any particular subset with guns who call themselves a government.  Once it was clear that the regime was killing protesters for speaking out, he could have initiated arms shipments across the Iraq and Afghanistan borders to give those people a fighting chance.

Instead he chose to pronounce respect for the sovereignty of the regime, cut the funding for radio farsi, and couldn't even bother to scrap plans for partying on our nations birthday with the mullah's representatives until after they had declined the offer.  He won't even criticize the violence against the protesters beyond the barest minimum he considers politically necessary.

Posted by: Methos at June 27, 2009 09:14 PM (wU8X9)

115 Or was it just the straight N-Word. Most likely both.

Posted by: blackandgayandidrinkwhiskeyandiheartjesus at June 27, 2009 09:08 PM (JTYYx)


No, it was the C - word. Communist.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 27, 2009 09:15 PM (+r+A6)

116 Bacon.

Oh, and cocksucker.

Posted by: Editor at June 27, 2009 08:37 PM (pUfK9)

Couldn't have said it better myself.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 27, 2009 09:15 PM (BffSa)

117 PS to the troll:

You come in here, call us idiots, then want us to play by your rules and nicely answer your insults.

Go and jerk off to your Hope poster on your own wall

Posted by: kbdabear at June 27, 2009 09:15 PM (cGmnP)

118

He could have used his gift of rhetoric reading other people's words.

FIFY.

Posted by: gator at June 27, 2009 09:16 PM (yUiO3)

119
Obama referring to the murdering and beating of protesters in the streets of Tehran as 'vigorous debate' should go down in the annals of time as the stupidest thing ever to be uttered by U.S. president.


Posted by: Unicle tweets at June 27, 2009 09:17 PM (e46Cb)

120 110 Gator, well said! Funny how the left always forgets this whole "judging people by the content of their character" stuff.

Posted by: Fritz the Cat at June 27, 2009 09:17 PM (Fr3yJ)

121 Obama could have recognized that the election results were fraudulent, as is obvious to everyone.




Allright, be careful there buddy. I don't come down to where you work and slap the dicks out of your mouth.

Posted by: ACORN at June 27, 2009 09:17 PM (ioPTI)

122 I never "argued fervently for torture" you dickhead, but I'll make an exemption in your case.  And just so's you know?  What the Iranians have been doing to their own people is TORTURE writ large.  EIT has not a single thing in common with that.  And don't bother to quote John Effing McCain on the subject of waterboarding to us, the man is dead to us.  The election results were bad enough, but now we have to put up with his ignorant "Don't you just love my bad ass?" daughter.

Who should also be on the bus to Oregon and Washington.  Odds are the rest of them will get sick of her before they get on the interstate and stuff her in a culvert somewhere.

Posted by: janis at June 27, 2009 09:18 PM (Ypd1d)

123

Hey, some of us who live in Washington are OK, can't you wall off NY or DC instead? Or San Francisco?

Obama's smart diplomacy, not so much. And I don't think it helps that the Secretary of State is basically MIA right now, her "elbow injury" certainly was ill-timed, coincidence?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 27, 2009 09:18 PM (AJ4xq)

124 "You WILL keep the plant open and shut you mouth."

Mystry--this is a good point.  Now that I think about it, it'll probably turn out like GM, with the power plants that lose too much money from being forced to supply neighborhoods for free getting taken over by the feds and Obama firing their executives.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at June 27, 2009 09:19 PM (YzDEL)

125

Someone please explain to me how Obama's done a great job so far??

If a conservative President had done exactly what Metro has done up to this point, the MSM would be talking about deficits, unemployment, and all the missteps.

Date night during severe recession?  Austrian?  57 states?  Flying in pizza from Chicago?  Ice cream during Iran's election troubles?  The mistakes are legion.

Posted by: gator at June 27, 2009 09:20 PM (yUiO3)

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at June 27, 2009 09:20 PM (dYG7I)

127 "Getting some goons who want to kill masses of Americans a little wet isn't my idea of horrendous torture. Grabbing people from hospitals and beating them into hamburger because they want some semblance of freedom is my idea of torture."

Again, I don't disagree. In fact, couldn't agree more. But once again, what could Obama have done that he didn't do to prevent that? You honestly think that Obama "more strongly" condemning the crackdown would have somehow stopped it? If anything it would have made it worse. You folks overestimate the power behind the POTUS's words when it comes to Iran. Bush called it a terrorist regime his whole presidency, and I'm pretty sure it didn't really do anything to make it a more functional or humane or just or democratic government.

The fucker is a lunatic. It doesn't really ultimately matter what Obama says or what he doesn't or how he says it.

And yeah, true conservatives don't see through the prism of race. Too bad a very small number of you pieces of shit, if any, are true conservatives.

Posted by: blackandgayandidrinkwhiskeyandiheartjesus at June 27, 2009 09:20 PM (JTYYx)

128 blackandgayandidrinkwhiskeyandiheartjesus

odd nic for a white woman.

Posted by: toby928 at June 27, 2009 09:21 PM (PD1tk)

129
Boehner was definitely the hero of the week. I give him a lot of shit but he really stuck his neck out and did everything he could to stop C & T in the House.


Posted by: Unicle tweets at June 27, 2009 09:21 PM (e46Cb)

130 It just amazes me when I see someone like this troll who evidently can look at Obama and say, I like what I see. How twisted does that guy have to be.

Posted by: Harry at June 27, 2009 09:21 PM (lr7S8)

131 Someone please explain to me how Obama's done a great job so far??

He's so sexy!  And he has parties!

Posted by: America's print and television journalists at June 27, 2009 09:22 PM (YzDEL)

132 Unfortunately, we get the government we deserve. Obama. Hillary. Pelosi. Biden. Reid. Waxman. Kennedy. Conyers. Durbin. Kerry. Enjoy!

Posted by: nikkolai at June 27, 2009 09:22 PM (U0lNn)

133 5...chemjeff.....ME.

Posted by: christmasghost at June 27, 2009 09:23 PM (aUut1)

134 Again, I don't disagree. In fact, couldn't agree more. But once again, what could Obama have done that he didn't do to prevent that?

Revolts are heavy on symbolism. Polish dissidents said they were able to face what they took because they were heartened by the words of Reagan, Thatcher, and Pope John Paul II.

The street demonstrations seemed to be growing until Barry's Ice Cream run was run all over the news. Achmedajihad surely used that image to let the protesters know that Obama really didn't give a shit what happened to them, and it was a body blow to their spirits.

Can't Obama at least make some sort of statement supporting the ideals of those who fight tyranny? After all, this is the guy we're told by the trained seals in the DemSM is a godlike figure who can move mountains just with his words.

Posted by: kbdabear at June 27, 2009 09:25 PM (cGmnP)

135 And yeah, true conservatives don't see through the prism of race. Too bad a very small number of you pieces of shit, if any, are true conservatives.




Umm, are you talking about the party of Abe Lincoln and Martin Luther King or the party of George Wallace, Bull Connor and the living breathing member of The Senate, Kleagle Byrd ?

I'm confused here, please clear this up.

Posted by: Blazer at June 27, 2009 09:25 PM (ioPTI)

136 Im in ur pezzydenzy, wachin' iranyans die

Posted by: LOLprez at June 27, 2009 09:26 PM (LYTPf)

137 Someone please explain to me how Obama's done a great job so far??

He crushed the Republicans in the election and proceeded to fumigat the executive branch.

Good enough for me.

As for the gross over-estimations of the IAF's capabilities...they are both stupid and dangerous.

Posted by: poon at June 27, 2009 09:26 PM (i31Zq)

138

As a former teacher, I feel comfortable saying our younger generations, for the most part, have become lazy, arrogant, stupid pussies.  Military excluded, of course.

If 52% of the American electorate voted for this clown, we are in some trouble.  The generation coming up now is the most liberal ever.  What can turn it around?  Breeding patterns are against us.  Demographics are against us.  How else could those 8 Repubs vote for this crap and not fear being voted out of office?

Maybe I'm being dramatic because of all the daquiris.

Posted by: gator at June 27, 2009 09:26 PM (yUiO3)

139 My last response to you Ms/Mr Troll what trolls at midnight:

If Obama had any principles regarding human rights and freedom, he'd have spoken out in the very beginning and expressed the same kind of statements that Reagan did under similar circumstances.  And so did Bush.  Obama's the only one who hangs back to see which way the prevailing opinions are blowing and then makes his statement.  He saw that he was tanking in the polling over this, even amongst his own glazed-eye followers, and then decided to say what he said.

Posted by: janis at June 27, 2009 09:26 PM (Ypd1d)

140

#132

Actually I do not want things to get better yet. I want everybody who voted for Obama to suffer. It serves them right for voting for that clown.

Posted by: Harry at June 27, 2009 09:27 PM (lr7S8)

141 Good enough for me.

Of course it was.

Posted by: toby928 at June 27, 2009 09:27 PM (PD1tk)

142 Someone please explain to me how Obama's done a great job so far??

He crushed the Republicans in the election and proceeded to fumigat the executive branch.


Good enough for me.

Posted by: poon at June 27, 2009 09:26 PM (i31Zq)

That would be good enough for someone as brainless as you.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 27, 2009 09:27 PM (+r+A6)

143

Hey, some of us who live in Washington are OK, can't you wall off NY or DC instead? Or San Francisco?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 27, 2009 09:18 PM (AJ4xq)

Play it safe.  Come live in my pit basement at my place.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 27, 2009 09:29 PM (BffSa)

144

Good enough for me.

Again, accomplishments don't matter to libs.  Feelings matter.  Race matters. 

Posted by: gator at June 27, 2009 09:29 PM (yUiO3)

145 The fucker is a lunatic. It doesn't really ultimately matter what Obama says or what he doesn't or how he says it.

Yet we're told that Obama is doing the right thing because he needs to engage this same maniac in dialog, as if he'll suddenly become sane and reasonable. We've been sold on the big magic of his words alone for two years. Now all of a sudden his magic wand has lost its powers.

Heads I win, Tails I win. Must be nice to have sycophants.

Posted by: kbdabear at June 27, 2009 09:29 PM (cGmnP)

146 I feel comfortable saying our younger generations, for the most part, have become lazy, arrogant, stupid pussies. 


I couldn't agree more. They are utterly useless.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 27, 2009 09:29 PM (+r+A6)

147  blackandgayandstupid conveniently forgets that President MetroHopeyChangey was supposed to change the world with his golden tongue.

What happened? 

Oh yeah.  Now you're realizing he's a jug-eared lightweight.  Welcome back to reality dumbass.

Posted by: Gun Bunny at June 27, 2009 09:29 PM (8tl6j)

148 There is no IAF.  They're integrated, like Canada.

Posted by: logprof at June 27, 2009 09:30 PM (tjUml)

149 Gator, the "breeding patterns are against us"?  They may breed, but they also abort more.

As to the Traitor 8, they must have been dazzled with all their take home prizes into thinking that none of us would notice them hiding behind the other 211 grubby bastards.

We see you---and we will remember you.

Posted by: janis at June 27, 2009 09:31 PM (Ypd1d)

150 He saw that he was tanking in the polling over this, even amongst his own glazed-eye face followers, and then decided to say what he said.
Posted by: janis at June 27, 2009 09:26 PM

FIFY

Posted by: kbdabear at June 27, 2009 09:31 PM (cGmnP)

151 He crushed the Republicans in the election and proceeded to fumigat the executive branch.



And by crushing, you mean he got 52% of the vote. Yea, thats a monstrous victory right there, aided and abetted by ACORN of course. Of course you guys have no problem with voter fraud and the destruction of democracy as long as it's your guy benefitting from it.

No wonder you guys are mostly reticent and sitting on the fence over an Iranian rigged election.

Pot,kettle,black.

Posted by: Blazer at June 27, 2009 09:32 PM (ioPTI)

152 Again, accomplishments don't matter to libs.

Are you "conservatives" trying to pretend that the entirety of right-wing political thought can't be summed up as "we hate the liberals?"

What did your boy Bush ever accomplish other than killing a lot of people and bankrupting America?

The bar has been set pretty low for Obama.

I see no reason to raise it.

Posted by: poon at June 27, 2009 09:33 PM (i31Zq)

153

Breeding patterns are against us.  Demographics are against us.  How else could those 8 Repubs vote for this crap and not fear being voted out of office? (gator)

--Actually, the rates of natural increase are way, way against them.  Why else are they so for open borders/amnesty?  Gotta import fresh idiots to replenish the supply.

Posted by: logprof at June 27, 2009 09:33 PM (tjUml)

154 "Obama could have recognized that the election results were fraudulent, as is obvious to everyone. He could have used his gift of rhetoric to remind the world that we believe the people of any nation are soverign, not any particular subset with guns who call themselves a government. Once it was clear that the regime was killing protesters for speaking out, he could have initiated arms shipments across the Iraq and Afghanistan borders to give those people a fighting chance."

Good stuff here, someone with half a brain. He could have said those things, you're right, and it probably would have done absolutely dick to change the situation. And as for the arms shipments, again, good idea in theory, but in practicality it would really have been overstepping his bounds without formally declaring war over a fraudulent election.

The people who voted for Obama didn't elect the guy to go to war over fraudulent elections. And yeah, we could have shipped them some guns and ammo, but then we would have been criticized for dramatically escalating the situation, which would have surely led to much, much more killing and torture and senseless violence from the government towards it's people.

Really, I respect the ideas, you're the first to actually suggest an alternative instead of simply calling him (apologies to the guy whose dick I suck) really gay names and attacking him with blind hostility, but you know that shipping them guns wouldn't have solved the situation. And him quoting you verbatim wouldn't have made Achmidinjwhatthefuckever to even flinch. Not even a little.

To the rest of you dumbfucks, if you want to argue for Obama to go into all out war against Iran, go ahead and argue it. But to plea for Obama to intervene on behalf of the Iranian people's safety, and in the next breath argue that we should do everything we can to throw the whole situation into it's highest level of possible chaos, well, come on. You can't have it both ways.

I wonder if the people who had voted for Al Gore in 2000 had taken to the streets, started burning dumpsters and throwing rocks at police if you guys would have righteously stood up for Democracy - and taken the side of liberals who were furious that the Supreme Court elected the POTUS - or if you would have sided with the subsequent police crackdown on those people.

I'm not saying that the uprising in Iran is unjustified, but I wonder how you would have felt...

Posted by: blackandgayandidrinkwhiskeyandiheartjesus at June 27, 2009 09:34 PM (JTYYx)

155

Maybe I'm being dramatic because of all the daquiris.

Posted by: gator at June 27, 2009 09:26 PM (yUiO3)


Daquiris make Shep Smith-Cooper all dramatic too.

Switch to Alabama Slammers, or a Sloe Comfortable Screw (sloe gin, southern comfort, vodka, orange juice)


Posted by: kbdabear at June 27, 2009 09:34 PM (cGmnP)

156 Good enough for me.

Posted by: poon at June 27, 2009 09:26 PM (i31Zq)

So's a half-inflated blowup doll anda 40 oz of KingCobra.  Who fucking cares?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 27, 2009 09:35 PM (BffSa)

157   If 52% of the American electorate voted for this clown, we are in some trouble.

Not that I believe the numbers after ACORNs massive voter-fraud, but another factor is that so many folks were so disgusted with the GOP candidates they threw up their hands in disgust.  But yeah, we're in trouble if there are so many truly ignorant people voting. 

Posted by: Dang Straights at June 27, 2009 09:35 PM (nSXrc)

158 Great post!  I really like your blog!!
COMMON CENTS
http://www.commoncts.blogspot.com

ps.  Link Exchange??

Posted by: Steve at June 27, 2009 09:35 PM (vPg5t)

159

"Are you 'conservatives' trying to pretend that the entirety of right-wing political thought can't be summed up as 'we hate the liberals?'"

--Didn't watch C-SPAN yesterday, did we?

Posted by: logprof at June 27, 2009 09:35 PM (tjUml)

160 What did your boy Bush ever accomplish other than killing a lot of people and bankrupting America?



In 2012, one will only need to be asked this question. Are you better off than you were four years ago ?

 And I'll bet the overwhelming response will be, Fuck No !!

If we're alive by then anyway.

Posted by: Blazer at June 27, 2009 09:36 PM (ioPTI)

161 I wonder if the people who had voted for Al Gore in 2000 had taken to the streets, started burning dumpsters and throwing rocks at police if you guys would have righteously stood up for Democracy - and taken the side of liberals who were furious that the Supreme Court elected the POTUS - or if you would have sided with the subsequent police crackdown on those people.

I'm not saying that the uprising in Iran is unjustified, but I wonder how you would have felt...

Posted by: blackandgayandidrinkwhiskeyandiheartjesus at June 27, 2009 09:34 PM (JTYYx)


Hey buddy, how about you go to Iran and pledge fidelity to Mahmoud okay?

Mousavi is not Gore, Mahmoud is not Bush.  only a complete fucking leftist ideologue would ever even think that.

You, on the other hand, are a leftist dictator loving douchebag.

Posted by: Anti-Harkonnen Freedom Fighter at June 27, 2009 09:37 PM (5r0Tz)

162 JTYYx, you may have, at some point in your life, heard the President of the Untied States referred to as the leader of the free world.  That implies a duty to lead.  Which one generally does by a)issuing instructions, or b)offerring moral support.  The protesters in Iran continue to cry out for support from your president, so it's pretty clear however you rationalize his dithering, they don't feel he has done enough.  And I agree with them.

As for race, the only distinction any of us make is between humans, such of us Americans, who have a legitimate claim to rights, and thugs like dinner jacket and Obama supporters.

Posted by: Methos at June 27, 2009 09:37 PM (wU8X9)

163

I was hoping to get some good news from you morons.  I knew you would set me straight.  I needed to read that stuff.

I lived in LA too long (15 years), so you can understand a little?

Posted by: gator at June 27, 2009 09:38 PM (yUiO3)

164 Great post!  I really like your blog!!
COMMON CENTS
http://www.commoncts.blogspot.com

ps.  Link Exchange??

Posted by: Steve at June 27, 2009 09:35 PM (vPg5t)

Fuck yeah!! Where do I sign up?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 27, 2009 09:38 PM (BffSa)

165 Hey blackandgayandyaddayaddayadda, why the long face?  

Posted by: Governor Palin at June 27, 2009 09:38 PM (MO2LE)

166 Dang Straights--there were a whole lot of first-time voters among older people (i.e., not the 18-21 first-time-eligible crowd) in 2008, too.  Remember all the "human-interest" stories about seasoned citizens who never bothered to vote ever coming out to cast a ballot for Barry 'cause he's black?

Posted by: HeatherRadish at June 27, 2009 09:38 PM (YzDEL)

167 O should send him an Ipod.

Posted by: Michael Rittenhouse at June 27, 2009 09:39 PM (4Hvbr)

168 Let me clarify; Conservatives and innocents will have plenty of opportunity to resettle in the Recovering Republic.

Certainly there will many, many details to iron out, but I have faith we can do it well.

Did I mention the Bacon Festivals and Hobo Hunt Rites of Passage?

Posted by: eman at June 27, 2009 09:39 PM (fpywm)

169 This thread needs more bacon talk. Fast.

Posted by: ricky at June 27, 2009 09:41 PM (muUqs)

170 Let me clarify; Conservatives and innocents will have plenty of opportunity to resettle in the Recovering Republic.

Oh man, the tomatoes we are going to grow....

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 27, 2009 09:41 PM (BffSa)

171 Who do we contact to get a better quality of troll around here?  Poon and the other one do nothing but repeat tired old lib talking points from over 8 years ago.

President George W. Bush liberated a total of some 50 million people and helped to establish a fledgling democracy in Iraq.   Al Gore has managed to swindle millions of idiots into believing his enviro-crap and has made millions off of it while living like a carbon-footprint megahog in his Nashville mansion and his Ark-size houseboat.  I guarantee that history will be remembering George Bush as an important POTUS while ManBearPig will be a footnote in the "Big Book of Con Jobs in History".

Posted by: janis at June 27, 2009 09:42 PM (Ypd1d)

172 And yeah, we could have shipped them some guns and ammo, but then we would have been criticized for dramatically escalating the situation, which would have surely led to much, much more killing and torture and senseless violence from the government towards it's people.



Yea, and thats exactly what Iran was doing when it was using it's Quds to meddle in Iraq and kill our troops. Not to mention they have been doing this for almost thirty years by meddling in Lebanon and by funding Hezbollah and had a hand in our Marines being killed in the Beirut bombing.

So yes, he should have done exactly just that. Paybacks a bitch.

Posted by: Blazer at June 27, 2009 09:42 PM (ioPTI)

173 But to plea for Obama to intervene on behalf of the Iranian people's safety, and in the next breath argue that we should do everything we can to throw the whole situation into it's highest level of possible chaos, well, come on. You can't have it both ways.

Sure, let's let a vibrant culture like the Persians degrade into starving beaten dogs like the North Korean people.

Oh, and how's that "hope he's just bullshitting" bit working with Kim? The world ALWAYS tests any new leader to see what kind of balls he has. They've discovered early that Obama's balls are only sufficient for screwing the pooch.

Jimmy Carter tried being "please be nice, I'll be your friend" diplomacy. Unfortunately too many people are too young to remember the disaster of the late 70s

And this is our playground at AoSHQ. We'll have it anyway that our overlord Ace allows within the rules of the blog

Posted by: kbdabear at June 27, 2009 09:42 PM (cGmnP)

174

No doubt Obama won because he was black. But, as socialists always do, they hold up race as something that holds him back.  It has been his meal ticket his entire life....he has used it as a weapon.

I still find it incredibly sad that a POW lost to a metro dickmitten with no experience in anything except race baiting and corruption.  What does that say about what our culture values?

Posted by: gator at June 27, 2009 09:42 PM (yUiO3)

175 "blackandgayandidrinkwhiskeyandiheartjesus"

 "odd nic for a white woman."
 is this who i think it is?

Posted by: christmasghost at June 27, 2009 09:43 PM (aUut1)

176 @44: OK potassium iodide...what else? I better start to stock up.
--------
Don't forget to store your canned goods upside down. These days, cans aren't symmetrical, so you can't open the bottom to keep from getting fallout in your food.

Posted by: Anachronda at June 27, 2009 09:43 PM (f5hkO)

177 Are you better off than you were four years ago ?

We can ask it next year.

DJIA end of session on January 4th 2007, the start of the Democratically controlled 110th Congress:  12,800.18
National unemployment rate for December 2006:  4.5%
2006 Federal Budget Deficit:  $247.7 billion
Average Monthly GDP growth for 2006:   3.4%

Posted by: toby928 at June 27, 2009 09:43 PM (PD1tk)

178 And this is our playground at AoSHQ. We'll have it anyway that our overlord Ace allows within the rules of the blog

Posted by: kbdabear at June 27, 2009 09:42 PM (cGmnP)

There are rules?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 27, 2009 09:44 PM (BffSa)

179  is this who i think it is?

That was the consensus at one point.  I've seem nothing in her drivel to make me think otherwise.

Posted by: toby928 at June 27, 2009 09:44 PM (PD1tk)

180 172 And yeah, we could have shipped them some guns and ammo, but then we would have been criticized for dramatically escalating the situation, which would have surely led to much, much more killing and torture and senseless violence from the government towards it's people.

By your logic, if your neighborhood becomes infested with gang activity, we shouldn't beef up the police presence or even allow for self-defense because that will just make the gangs more violent.

Try that in your own neighborhood, and have your next of kin let us know how that worked out for you

Posted by: kbdabear at June 27, 2009 09:44 PM (cGmnP)

181

Yeah, 0bama is totally cutting-edge:

* Follow the Europeans in condemning the mullahs.

* While Australia, Japan, Germany, France and numerous other developed countries are stopping their pursuit of the Green will o' the wisp, 0bama and the Drems rush to take it up.

Way to stay ahead of the curve, guys.

Posted by: logprof at June 27, 2009 09:45 PM (tjUml)

182

There are rules?

You can't call these trolls the one word that adequately sums them up.
Respect bacon.
Adore the titties.

I think those are it.

Posted by: gator at June 27, 2009 09:45 PM (yUiO3)

183 K in M?

Posted by: eman at June 27, 2009 09:46 PM (fpywm)

184 DrD

Posted by: toby928 at June 27, 2009 09:46 PM (PD1tk)

185 That was the consensus at one point.  I've seem nothing in her drivel to make me think otherwise.

Posted by: toby928 at June 27, 2009 09:44 PM (PD1tk)

Her? O shit the bed, Ethel.  This'll be a hoot.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 27, 2009 09:46 PM (BffSa)

186 Ummm, forget the date night in NY, he flew in all the entertainment and chefs from Hawaii for the Luau night.  I wonder how much that cost us?

Posted by: navycopjoe the dirty hippie at June 27, 2009 09:46 PM (VoXj5)

187 there were a whole lot of first-time voters among older people (i.e., not the 18-21 first-time-eligible crowd) in 2008, too

Don't forget the dead demographic, I understand they vote democrat as a bloc.

Posted by: Dang Straights at June 27, 2009 09:46 PM (nSXrc)

188

There are rules?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 27, 2009 09:44 PM (BffSa)

No racial slurs, no c-word, no Penthouse Forum explicite sex posts, and no accidental links to lesbian pron

Posted by: kbdabear at June 27, 2009 09:46 PM (cGmnP)

189

#154

You haven't been paying attention. First of all, Iran considers itself to be at war with the US. You might trying a little research first. Second, there are a lot of ways to de-stabilize a government besides going to war. Third, what the US does in situations like this has tremendous impact. It can set the stage for a reaction from the entire world. If you had been paying attention, you would know that people have been floating alternatives for weeks.

You are trotting out Al Gore, who did not win the election. Sure, you're trying to push what you think are everybody's buttons here, but you sound really stupid. With your little supposedly gay comment, you sound like a fake gay. Gay people that I know don't talk like that. If you think we care whether you are gay or whatever, it makes no difference. What we are interested in is someone who can defend his ideas, and we have seen precious little of that from you.

Conclusion- You are not too bright. I suggest you read some books, try to educate yourself. Then come back and give it a shot. Sometimes we do listen to someone who can express himself.

Posted by: Harry at June 27, 2009 09:48 PM (lr7S8)

190 "JTYYx, you may have, at some point in your life, heard the President of the Untied States referred to as the leader of the free world. That implies a duty to lead. Which one generally does by a)issuing instructions, or b)offerring moral support. The protesters in Iran continue to cry out for support from your president, so it's pretty clear however you rationalize his dithering, they don't feel he has done enough. And I agree with them."

The only thing I can say to that is that yes, I have heard that phrase before. I personally think that we've got a shitload of bad problems going on right here in our own country, and that our government should really be focusing on those issues instead of worrying what the fuck is going on thee. It really wouldn't have bothered me if he would have never said a fucking word, or for that matter, even pretended not to know a goddam thing about what was happening there.

"Leader of the free world" is a fairly antiquated and loaded phrase. You can use that to justify or criticize for a lot of things. Pure, unadulterated genocide is taking place in other places on this planet, but I don't see you guys going to the mat for people in Darfur or Rwanda. Again, it's opportunism at it's best, and it is sadly typical that the Right Wing responds with it's usual blanket criticism, vitriol, and hypocrisy.

The fact of the matter is that you folks in particular have zero interest, because of petty politics, in seeing anything Obama do have a positive impact on the country. But really, I guess I don't blame you - I felt the same way about Bush. The difference is that I, and the majority of moderate, rational, mainstream America didn't start feeling that way about Bush until several years into his Presidency. You guys had seething hatred for Obama long before he was even President - in fact, I bet a few of you were among those shouting "Off with his head" and "Terrorist" at McCain rallies, and masturbating to photoshopped pics of Sarah Palin.

I'm exhausted. As usual, I hate you and you hate me even more than before I came. At least we can agree on that.

Posted by: blackandgayandidrinkwhiskeyandiheartjesus at June 27, 2009 09:49 PM (JTYYx)

191

There are rules?

You can't call these trolls the one word that adequately sums them up.
Respect bacon.
Adore the titties.

I think those are it.

Posted by: gator at June 27, 2009 09:45 PM (yUiO3)

Bacon and titties I'm down with, but what's the word?  Scrunts? Fucknozzles? Doucheguzzlers?  The mind boggles.....

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 27, 2009 09:49 PM (BffSa)

192

Who do we contact to get a better quality of troll around here?

OHHHHHH, I have my troll sockpuppet on, I may play after the prerequisite wall banging. 

Posted by: navycopjoe the dirty hippie at June 27, 2009 09:49 PM (VoXj5)

193 and no accidental links to lesbian pron

Posted by: kbdabear at June 27, 2009 09:46 PM (cGmnP)

TROLL!!!!

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 27, 2009 09:50 PM (BffSa)

194 kdabear, if there aren't supposed to be any racial slurs, hasn't the douche broken that rule already a variety of times?

Can we mount her Gorgon head on a pike now at the city walls?

Posted by: janis at June 27, 2009 09:50 PM (Ypd1d)

195 JTYYx, altering dinner jacket's behavior isn't the point.  It's about encouraging the Iranian people to liberate themselves from the thugs currently in power.  I don't know why you're so worried about us getting criticized for aiding the protesters.  There are plenty of weapons in Iraq that originally came from Iran in order to make our soldiers' lives more difficult/shorter.  We'd just be putting them back where they belong.

I don't expect you to agree with it, but the reason you see kneejerk hostility to Obama around here is that the man has literally not done a single thing since coming to power that wasn't harmful to our country first and foremost, except where he's punted and maintained Bush policies while he finds something else to break.

Posted by: Methos at June 27, 2009 09:51 PM (wU8X9)

196 Ladies and Gentlemen:
In the right corner wearing shoe lifts and man panties Pussy with a Beard.
In the left corner wearing a lei and Huggies with puppies Pussy without a Beard.

We. Are. Doomed.

Posted by: MrsPaulsFishSticks at June 27, 2009 09:52 PM (PBGAP)

197

masturbating tophotoshopped pics of Sarah Palin.

That's wrong?

Posted by: gator at June 27, 2009 09:52 PM (yUiO3)

198 Accidental links are out.

Deliberate links are mighty fine and dandy.

OT,

any recommendations on a good small cigar?

(and no, that's not code, Anderson)

Posted by: eman at June 27, 2009 09:53 PM (fpywm)

199

doublepcshieldandIdrinkwhiskeyandheartperezhilton, since Iran's primary export for thirty years has been mostly terror, whats wrong with America importing a little freedom into it.

Oh thats right, the current boss doesnt believe in freedom and he's more in line with the regime that rigged the election.

Posted by: Blazer at June 27, 2009 09:53 PM (ioPTI)

200 toby928....nah, it couldn't be .This one can spell and isn't that crazy.....
 This must be the infamous legend in it's own mind troll..

Posted by: christmasghost at June 27, 2009 09:53 PM (aUut1)

201

190  As usual, I hate you and you hate me even more than before I came. At least we can agree on that.

Nope, wrong.  I think I can talk for almost all of us but we don't hate you at all.  We just don't give a rat's ass about you either way.  You could get hit by a fucking bus and we would sleep well dreaming of bacon covered boobies.

Posted by: navycopjoe the dirty hippie at June 27, 2009 09:54 PM (VoXj5)

202 and no accidental links to lesbian pron

Posted by: kbdabear at June 27, 2009 09:46 PM (cGmnP)

Good - so remember to make sure the links to lesbian pron are on purpose.

Posted by: Editor at June 27, 2009 09:54 PM (en7mZ)

203 'night, you bunch of miscreants and morons.  Morgenholz sohne is throwing a fit to lay down with Papa.  Ciao........der with bacon.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 27, 2009 09:55 PM (BffSa)

204 Ahmadman has taken the One's measure and has rightly concluded he is a lightweight who can be pushed around easily.  Look for more terrorism and efforts by Iran to destabilize Iraq, Israel, and Afghanistan.  Look for an accelerated nuclear program and a nuclear attack on Israel as soon as they are ready.  Don't look for the One to do anything about it.  Everyone is on notice that you will get nothing from the One except words.  If you are lucky.

Posted by: BattleofthePyramids at June 27, 2009 09:56 PM (3EohY)

205

Sold the protesters down the river"...like how?

By his own cowardice and narcissism. You’re correct; he didn't do the things you mentioned, and that’s the point. You see, if one stands for election to a leadership role, one is expected to actually lead, which means doing things that benefit others. Faced with these circumstances, what did Ole’ Bumblefuck do? Nothing, of course. Why? Because taking a stand or providing encouragement didn’t personally benefit him. So, instead he went for ice cream.  

...an act of war on Iran really wouldn't ultimately stabilize the situation. Might solve the looming nuke issue, but Ahmidwhatever would lash out nonetheless. The comments Obama has made are already being used for the Iranian govt's anti-west propaganda (just like Obama said it would), I don't know how being more aggressive and antagonistic would have helped. No one has given a good response to that.

Here, let me give it a shot. Dinnerjacket gets pissed - Ok, so what? Why do we care? Already used for anti-west propaganda? And we care because..? Gosh, maybe they won't invite us to the next sleep-over....

 

Posted by: oneyedman at June 27, 2009 09:56 PM (A2uXF)

206 Oh, you poor brain damaged little troll, you.  You didn't start hating President Bush until he'd been in office for a few years?  And just upthread you were frothing at the mouth about the election results in 2000 and the "Supreme Court elected him."

Really, try to keep a certain consistency in your dementia.  Otherwise, it just evokes pity.  Well, that and disgust.

Posted by: janis at June 27, 2009 09:56 PM (Ypd1d)

207 I dont know why you people engage the trolls. They're only here to throw a turd in the punchbowl, then run away giggling. Dont oblige them. they're boring, predictable, and juvenile- while we morons™ are extremely erudite, learned, and wise. Most of us have many fine leather-bound books. We're... kind of a big deal.

Posted by: Jones at June 27, 2009 09:56 PM (KOkrW)

208 MrsPaulsFishSticks@196.....Okay, that killed my screen. When ,oh when, am I going to learn not to drink anything while reading here?
 That was classic comedy gold there.....

Posted by: christmasghost at June 27, 2009 09:57 PM (aUut1)

209 Well, that and disgust.

and chuckles, mustn't forget the chuckles.

Posted by: toby928 at June 27, 2009 09:57 PM (PD1tk)

Posted by: Blazer at June 27, 2009 09:57 PM (ioPTI)

211 blackandgayandidrinkwhiskeyandiheartjesus:

"You guys had seething hatred for Obama long before he was even President - in fact, I bet a few of you were among those shouting "Off with his head" and "Terrorist" at McCain rallies, and masturbating to photoshopped pics of Sarah Palin."

Long before Obama was President, he was a State Senator in Illinois.  Personally, I don't hate anyone.

I doubt anyone here has ever been to a McCain rally.  Please.

We don't make fun of who you jerk off to.  Give us the same courtesy.

Posted by: SlaveDog at June 27, 2009 09:57 PM (LDTnn)

212

So, what the hell is all his troll bitching and rule shit about?  I'm too lazy to read all the comments.  Fill me in morons.*

 

 

*No dumbasses, that ain't an invitation.

Posted by: momma at June 27, 2009 09:59 PM (penCf)

213 "Iran considers itself to be at war with the US. You might trying a little research first."

Ugh - well, they can go ahead and consider it to be that way, but you and I, who aren't retarded, know it isn't true. Our uniformed soldiers and their uniformed soldiers aren't engaging each other on battlefields on either country's soil, so the fact is we are not at war with Iran.

I can consider myself filthy rich and you can consider yourself a political genius, but that don't make it so.

"And this is our playground at AoSHQ."

Sure is. Alas, this great country of ours allows me the freedom to come here and call you all complete fucking idiots. If your overlord chooses to censor me, then he can go right ahead. It would actually be doing me a favor, because I waste way too much time coming here and calling you all complete fucking idiots.

I'm going to go have some deep, penetrating, lubed-up hot anal sex from a huge black cock. That sound like any gay people you know? I don't suspect you know enough of us to be able to classify us all into one big stereotype - but I also suspect you have no problem whatsoever doing that. Have a good evening, my dear friends! Be sure to fuck right off.

Posted by: blackandgayandidrinkwhiskeyandiheartjesus at June 27, 2009 10:00 PM (JTYYx)

214

We don't make fun of who you jerk off to

 

Yeah.  We just laugh at the fact that you have to jerk off.

Posted by: momma at June 27, 2009 10:01 PM (penCf)

215 Can't be Kay in Maine, no caps and exclamation marks.

Unless new medications are having some effect, I'd guess against.

Posted by: eman at June 27, 2009 10:01 PM (fpywm)

216

*No dumbasses, that ain't an invitation.




Noticed you had to add the disclaimer at the end. Morons, you mudderfuggers make me proud.

Posted by: Blazer at June 27, 2009 10:02 PM (ioPTI)

217 Tootles....

Posted by: gator at June 27, 2009 10:02 PM (yUiO3)

218

198  I can help with this one (am I the only one who listens to Cigar Dave, the General?)

Go with Padron Corticos.  Smallish stick with lots of flavor, a little stronger than mild but not overwhelming at all.  Its a great morning stick with a cup of fresh brewed coffee.

Posted by: navycopjoe the dirty hippie at June 27, 2009 10:02 PM (VoXj5)

219

#190

Interesting that part about us hating this character. Sounds like he came over here to justify his hatred for us. Speaking for myself, I work extra hard at not hating people. I do hate ideologies, like Islam, Communism, Fascism, Socialism, postmodernism and the current ideology of the Democratic Party. I will admit that Obama and all the foul, corrupt Democrats that we have in office now are really pushing my limits, but I do not hate them. I despise them.

Posted by: Harry at June 27, 2009 10:03 PM (lr7S8)

220

I'm going to go have some deep, penetrating, lubed-up hot anal sex from a huge black cock. That sound like any gay people you know?

 

Sure does.  In fact it sounds like all of them.  Maybe not the black part, but love doesn't see in color.

Posted by: momma at June 27, 2009 10:03 PM (penCf)

221 Lesbian Pron

That deserves this

Posted by: toby928 at June 27, 2009 10:04 PM (PD1tk)

222 Ugh - well, they can go ahead and consider it to be that way, but you and I, who aren't retarded, know it isn't true. Our uniformed soldiers and their uniformed soldiers aren't engaging each other on battlefields on either country's soil, so the fact is we are not at war with Iran.



You ever heard of a proxy war dumbass? We fought one with Russia for over forty years and won.

Posted by: Blazer at June 27, 2009 10:04 PM (ioPTI)

223

 Its a great morning stick

 

Aren't they all?

Posted by: momma at June 27, 2009 10:05 PM (penCf)

224 Well, the big hand of the clock is on 12 and the little hand is on 10, so that means the attendants will be around shortly with my pudding cup and sedative.  Good night to all of you, it's been fun.

For tonight's trolls, I'd like to thank you for being our pinatas tonight, spitting stupid whenever we hit you again.   (With a thanks to Neil Stevens at RedState for that last remark.)

Posted by: janis at June 27, 2009 10:05 PM (Ypd1d)

225

Troll battling is like having a slop fight with pigs.  You get all muddy, and the pig enjoys it.

I can't be mad at the pig, though.  He'll be glorious bacon one day.

Posted by: gator at June 27, 2009 10:05 PM (yUiO3)

226 I went to a Palin rally (McCain was present...y'all know what I mean).  No one shouted anything about Barry.  Heck, they couldn't even get people to chant "USA"--conservatives just aren't good robotic repeaters.

The paid union shills protesting outside shouted a lot of epithets about Bush, though.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at June 27, 2009 10:06 PM (YzDEL)

227 navycopjoe,

Thank you, Sir.

BTW, I tried to get some through Amazon and ran into a PC wall.

I guess they regard tobacco products as cousins to high explosives and weaponized anthrax.

Posted by: eman at June 27, 2009 10:06 PM (fpywm)

228 Troll #JTYYx: I direct you to Kevin Johnson's blog The Black Sphere. Read there for what a true patriot has to say about the Zero's blackness, along with today's headline article on ACORN.

Further reading would include The African Colonial article from American Thinker earlier in the week.

Posted by: ProudinNC at June 27, 2009 10:06 PM (Edv29)

229 223  better if wrapped in bacon

Posted by: navycopjoe the dirty hippie at June 27, 2009 10:07 PM (VoXj5)

230 Did you all see the video of Obama throwing balls at the dunk tank?  What a turn around the media has done since O took the throne.  Imagine if Bush, Chaney, or Rice had done this.

Posted by: momma at June 27, 2009 10:07 PM (penCf)

231 @61 http://preview.tinyurl.com/n878kk

Posted by: RushBabe at June 27, 2009 10:07 PM (LKkE8)

232 Blazer, you suck.

Posted by: typical homophobic (what it actually means, not what liberals want it to mean) moron at June 27, 2009 10:07 PM (wU8X9)

233

Funny how all of a sudden you guys, who have argued fervently for torture, all of a sudden want to put human rights ahead of national security. Sorry if it comes off as a tad disingenuous.

No, I think what comes off as a "tad disingenuous" are individuals who purposely mischaracterize the conduct of our armed forces not because they have any better ideas but solely for their own conceit and political advantage. 

Posted by: oneyedman at June 27, 2009 10:07 PM (A2uXF)

234

95 blackandgayandidrinkwhiskeyandiheartjesus at June 27, 2009 09:06 PM (JTYYx)

Is that a little too logical and rational for you hyperventilating nutjobs?

ohmygodgetmeapapersack! *wheeeeeeeeeeeeeez*

Posted by: Squatch at June 27, 2009 10:09 PM (COZb8)

235 I'm going to go have some deep, penetrating, lubed-up hot anal sex from a huge black cock.



What difference does it make if it's a huge black cock ? Really, I thought we were the ones who only thought in terms of race and color.

If you want to get dorked up the squeekhole, hey, it's a free country.

Posted by: Blazer at June 27, 2009 10:09 PM (ioPTI)

236 #154
Americans only riot after their sports teams win and then proceed to burn down their own neighborhoods.  Hey, they have their priorities right...52%.

Posted by: MrsPaulsFishSticks at June 27, 2009 10:10 PM (PBGAP)

237
look on the bright side...

the other 3 angels are still alive.

Posted by: Unicle tweets at June 27, 2009 10:10 PM (e46Cb)

238 49 listen to 59, then stop plying with yourself and grow up, growing up BTW involves developing testicles in normal males.

Posted by: Chris Edwards at June 27, 2009 10:10 PM (y8G9y)

239 Battling the trolls reminds me of why the Democrats make me so mad. I realize it is a waste of time, but then it is Saturday night and I am hanging out at Ace's. And I notice Ace isn't here.

Posted by: Harry at June 27, 2009 10:11 PM (lr7S8)

240

227  Most likely because now everyone is taxing the hell out of cigars to pay for healthcare for the illegals, bastards

If you were here in Hawaii I know of two stores that sell them, hell, I'd meet you for beer and give you one from my stash (here that moron I'm meeting soon..tell the hubby I have a present)

Try your local smoke store and go to padron.com, I think they have a list of sellers in your area.

Posted by: navycopjoe the dirty hippie at June 27, 2009 10:11 PM (VoXj5)

241

better if wrapped in bacon

 

Maybe that is why God gave us bacon - to make any Johnson/love stick/cave diver/missile/main vein/male brain/cream dispenser/slick stick/Mr. Rooster look good.

Posted by: momma at June 27, 2009 10:12 PM (penCf)

242 toby ...you suck. My eyes, my eyes....damn you to hell bastard.

Posted by: christmasghost at June 27, 2009 10:12 PM (aUut1)

243 I'm going to go have some deep, penetrating, lubed-up hot anal sex from a huge black cock. That sound like any gay people you know?


Having sex with your dog is called beastiality.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 27, 2009 10:12 PM (+r+A6)

244 Damn, all that talk about cocks and I said Kevin JOHNSON instead of Jackson earlier.


Posted by: ProudinNC at June 27, 2009 10:12 PM (Edv29)

245
Inspired by my magnificent press conference with German chancellor Merkel, the Nazis have decided to surrender!


Posted by: Barack Obama at June 27, 2009 10:14 PM (e46Cb)

246 navycopjoe,

Just looked them up. Just what I had in mind.

Thanks, again.

May your bacon always be crispy.

Posted by: eman at June 27, 2009 10:14 PM (fpywm)

247

Momma, I think I love you!!

wait, that sounds wierd....

Hello Jerry Springer

Posted by: navycopjoe the dirty hippie at June 27, 2009 10:15 PM (VoXj5)

248 Ok, seriously guys, if you want more blow jobs, forget the bacon. Come up with a cock that tastes like chocolate and ejaculates money.

Posted by: mpur at June 27, 2009 10:15 PM (0YXgd)

249

@112 - (Metro) chose his words carefully in the beginning, because he didn't want to make himself the story

You're joking, right?

Posted by: RushBabe at June 27, 2009 10:15 PM (LKkE8)

250

95  Really, the far right left ceases it's relevance and what little influence sanity it had left when it blindly attacks every single word or action taken by Obama Bush.

  FIFY

102 "human rights ahead of national security"...of ARABS no less.

They're PERSIANS, you ignorant fuckwit.

112  He chose his words carefully in the beginning, because he didn't want to make himself the story -

HAHAHAHAHAHA! *wipes tears*  Yeah, that's our Prez, never one for wanting to be in the spotlight! 

154  ...and taken the side of liberals who were furious that the Supreme Court elected the POTUS

Funny how I've yet to meet someone who says this ever say they would have had a problem had it been the Florida State Supreme Court that "selected" the president.

190 I'm exhausted.

From what?  Your moronic rantings couldn't have taken as much mental effort to produce as it takes for you to fart after a bean supper (not that there would be any difference in the end result). 

 

Posted by: Fluffy McNutter at June 27, 2009 10:16 PM (xMSXs)

251

Navycop,

Thanks. I'll be sure to tell him that.

Posted by: Ginger at June 27, 2009 10:16 PM (zIFYY)

252 Why thank you sir, and may your ashes be long.

Posted by: navycopjoe the dirty hippie at June 27, 2009 10:16 PM (VoXj5)

253

Come up with a cock that tastes like chocolate and ejaculates money.

 

Screw that.  I'm allergic to chocolate.  Plus, money can't make you happy, but bacon sure the hell can.

Posted by: momma at June 27, 2009 10:17 PM (penCf)

254 Oh, to answer an earlier question, they taste like spam

Posted by: navycopjoe the dirty hippie at June 27, 2009 10:19 PM (VoXj5)

255 Screw that.  I'm allergic to chocolate.  Plus, money can't make you happy, but bacon sure the hell can.

Then hand jobs and buy all the bacon you can stand.

Posted by: mpur at June 27, 2009 10:19 PM (0YXgd)

256

Unfortunately I don't speak Arabic but, if what Political Mavens are reporting is true, I think the Saudi's are echoing Amadinajab's words: ...Obama, Go Fuck Yourself

http://tinyurl.com/nnn7ax


 

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at June 27, 2009 10:19 PM (/+GDy)

257 "Come up with a cock that tastes like chocolate and ejaculates money."

We are working on it. It's not a easy one. So far, we have one that tastes like cheese whiz and ejaculates bus tokens.


Posted by: eman at June 27, 2009 10:20 PM (fpywm)

258 I'm allergic to chocolate.

Yeah, me, too. Makes my ass swell. 

Posted by: mpur at June 27, 2009 10:20 PM (0YXgd)

259

Ha, I bet 254 will screw some people up for a while

heh

Posted by: navycopjoe the dirty hippie at June 27, 2009 10:20 PM (VoXj5)

260

We always have the TV's closed cap. on because we can't ever hear it, and  it helps the kids read, and for almost every news story about O, the closed cap. says at 'TOTUS' instead of "POTUS".  I love it.  It's the only reason I wach the news anymore. 

Posted by: momma at June 27, 2009 10:21 PM (penCf)

261 Did not......

Posted by: ImaDinnerJacket at June 27, 2009 10:21 PM (PBGAP)

262

i once had a girlfriend who would suck an Altoids, before, you know, giving me the business

 

also I'm thinking of changing my AoS handle to Larry Braverman

 

your thoughts

Posted by: Jones at June 27, 2009 10:21 PM (KOkrW)

263 Funny how all of a sudden you guys, who have argued fervently for torture that water boarding isn't torture, all of a sudden want to put human rights ahead of national security. Sorry if it comes off as a tad disingenuous.

Sorry but if liberal radio show hosts and newspaper editors (i.e. the biggest pussies in the world) get waterboarded voluntarily to prove a point, it can't be considered tortureWhen are these guys going to volunteer to have their kneecaps broken, be burned with a hot iron, have an eyeball extracted, or have their skull drilled into?  So sorry if YOU sound a little disingenuous.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 27, 2009 10:21 PM (IqfKc)

264 Did too...

Posted by: KingBarackKamehamea at June 27, 2009 10:22 PM (PBGAP)

265 We are working on it. It's not a easy one. So far, we have one that tastes like cheese whiz and ejaculates bus tokens.

Throw in lots of beer and you may have something there. Just depends on how concerned you are with quality.

Posted by: mpur at June 27, 2009 10:22 PM (0YXgd)

266

126 - That made my day. 

"Further, officials with the House GOP's campaign arm, the National Republican Congressional Committee, confirm that they will run with paid media over recess in districts of conservative Dems who voted for the bill. The official would not reveal details on the ad buys at this time."

If they had any 'nads at all, they'd run the ads in the turncoat Repub districts, too.  

Posted by: RushBabe at June 27, 2009 10:22 PM (LKkE8)

267

Plus, money can't make you happy, but bacon sure the hell can.




Well thank god for that then, because we''ll all be parting ways with our money soon. However if we're forced to part with Bacon it's war !!

Posted by: Blazer at June 27, 2009 10:23 PM (ioPTI)

268 262,

Go for it.

Posted by: eman at June 27, 2009 10:23 PM (fpywm)

269

(looks in mirror)

Posted by: Larry Braverman at June 27, 2009 10:25 PM (KOkrW)

270 you saying how Obama was a dirty towelhead Muslim sand n-word during the election? Yeah, I think it was...

Never heard mention of that word in here or in any conservative circle until you showed up.  You sound like Keith Olbermann ("At least they haven't used the N-word....Yet") just hoping that your racist projections come true.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 27, 2009 10:25 PM (IqfKc)

271

Then hand jobs and buy all the bacon you can stand.

 

Cool, I get both and don't have to choose.  On the last thread we had to choose between bacon and guns. 

Wait.  Can I get the hand job while I'm eating the bacon?  I could just sit back, relax,eat  bacon, and you could use your hands to work over my.....feet.

 

 

Posted by: momma at June 27, 2009 10:25 PM (penCf)

272 I've had so much lotion on my penis, everyone that sees it says it doesn't look a day over 16.

Posted by: gator at June 27, 2009 10:27 PM (yUiO3)

273 Most of us have many fine leather-bound books.

Bound in leather from the finest troll skins.

Posted by: PA Cat at June 27, 2009 10:27 PM (fbBAt)

274

@149 As to the Traitor 8, they must have been dazzled with all their take home prizes into thinking that none of us would notice them hiding behind the other 211 grubby bastards.

It sure sounds like Rush and Levin are gunning for these eejits.  Even before the vote, Rush guaranteed that any Repub voting for it would never be re-elected.  Friday evening, Mark Levin promised these folks will be more well-known than they ever dreamed.

Posted by: RushBabe at June 27, 2009 10:29 PM (LKkE8)

275 gator have you been using Steve Martin's famous Penis Cream?

Posted by: Larry Braverman at June 27, 2009 10:29 PM (KOkrW)

276

Our President is the guy on your left at the poker table, the one you want to smack in the ear.

Posted by: Dave In Texas at 07:07 PM

His the guy playing poker with the dogs and the dogs are kicking his ass.

Wonder why he got Bo?  You would think King Obama would believe dogs were unclean.

Just sayin.

Posted by: MrsPaulsFishSticks at June 27, 2009 10:29 PM (PBGAP)

277 Hey, that's my line.

Posted by: Dick Cheney at June 27, 2009 10:31 PM (zfS0X)

278

everyone that sees it says it doesn't look a day over 16.

 

Gator, you do know that when they look at your 16yo penis, they are laughing at you, not with you, right?  Just sayin'. 

Posted by: momma at June 27, 2009 10:32 PM (penCf)

279 Sorry but if liberal radio show hosts and newspaper editors (i.e. the biggest pussies in the world) get waterboarded voluntarily to prove a point, it can't be considered torture.

There's been more waterboarding done at anti-Bush/anti-war rallies than was ever done on terrorists.  This fascinates me.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at June 27, 2009 10:32 PM (YzDEL)

280 The Portrait Of Dorian Gray's Penis

Posted by: Larry Braverman at June 27, 2009 10:33 PM (KOkrW)

281

Cool, I get both and don't have to choose.  On the last thread we had to choose between bacon and guns. 

Wait.  Can I get the hand job while I'm eating the bacon?  I could just sit back, relax,eat  bacon, and you could use your hands to work over my.....feet.


Feet??

Now that's just sick.

Posted by: mpur at June 27, 2009 10:34 PM (0YXgd)

282

 I remember hearing we water boarded three guys

BFD, IMHO

Posted by: Larry Braverman at June 27, 2009 10:35 PM (KOkrW)

283

There's been more waterboarding done at anti-Bush/anti-war rallies than was ever done on terrorists.  This fascinates me.

No shit.  Libs are so stupid.  They will fight like hell to shut down a dog pound cuz it kills our 4 legged friends, yet they have no problem with abortion.  Hell, some think it helps fight global fuckingwarming.

Posted by: momma at June 27, 2009 10:35 PM (penCf)

284 Did ace go on a bender after yesterday's vote, or what?

Posted by: logprof at June 27, 2009 10:35 PM (tjUml)

285 I've had so much lotion on my penis, everyone that sees it says it doesn't look a day over 16.

Well, that and the one hand.

Posted by: mpur at June 27, 2009 10:36 PM (0YXgd)

286 OT, It looks like the death of MJ, the King of Ped, has opened the floodgates on just what this sick clown has been doing to himself and others all these years.

Be prepared to move the Goalposts of Disgust again and again and again.

Posted by: eman at June 27, 2009 10:36 PM (fpywm)

287


Well my penis kinda looks like an unexploded Civil War cannonball that's been buried for about 140 years. However don't think that baby couldn't still go off.


Oh wait, is this the Overnight Thread , is it up yet ?

Posted by: Blazer at June 27, 2009 10:37 PM (ioPTI)

288

and the one hand

 

I thought the moron line was, "Shoot baby, My johnson's so big, I have to use both hands."  It's not?

Posted by: momma at June 27, 2009 10:38 PM (penCf)

289 No shit.  Libs are so stupid.  They will fight like hell to shut down a dog pound cuz it kills our 4 legged friends, yet they have no problem with abortion.  Hell, some think it helps fight global fuckingwarming.

I was "debating" a lib over the oppressive taxes on smokes and he was going on about how it's bad for you and it has a negative financial impact on the health care system, blah, blah, blah. I casually suggested that abortion also burdens the health care system so I saw no problem with a minimum 30% tax on abortions; higher if it's in the third trimester.

I swear I thought his head was going to explode. It was awesome.

Posted by: mpur at June 27, 2009 10:40 PM (0YXgd)

290 Navycopjoe,

I hear you, I listen  to the General every week. The descriptions make my mouth water every time. I'm a quitter. Dad has 10 percent capacity left from cigarettes, and I don't want to play that lottery, but damn, I used to love a good cigar. I don
't  have dreams about them or nothing. Not every night or nothing.

Posted by: Notsomebodyelse at June 27, 2009 10:40 PM (XUeYy)

291

Why is the media acting like Jackson wasn't a boy lover?  All the talking heads keep asking about his children and I keep thinking why they weren't worried about them when Sicko was alive.

Posted by: momma at June 27, 2009 10:41 PM (penCf)

292 49

Can anyone here suggest a better plan than what Obama has done during this bullshit? Or is hostility and schoolyard-level nicknames and insults all you good, honest people have got? What would Bush have done any differently or better? If Obama would have come out and slammed the POS in the first place like you all cried for, how would this situation be improved in some way? I don't get it.

Not sure how Bush factors into this, must be a personal problem.

Obama has no plan - he has voted 'present', issued vague statementsa day late as always.

If I were POTUS, I would have stated that the US supports fair elections, and that in THIS case, the US would no more interfere with elections and the democratic process in Iran than Iran would interfere in Iraq... and then fully supported Iraqi to do unto others as they have done unto them.

 

Posted by: Druid at June 27, 2009 10:41 PM (nFeDb)

293

Well, after going further into Season II of Rome, I have learned that Atia's snussypatch was the key to forming the Triumvirate.

(Makes sense, I guess, given that 2/3 of it was inside there, one way or the other.)

Posted by: logprof at June 27, 2009 10:42 PM (tjUml)

294 The truth is, we invaded Iraq just to keep me in industrial grade petroleum-based lube for life.

His wife is grateful.

Posted by: Cheney's Fat Dick at June 27, 2009 10:44 PM (teBup)

295

they are laughing at you, not with you, right?

Either way.

Posted by: gator at June 27, 2009 10:44 PM (yUiO3)

296 Snussypatch?

Is that sort of like catnip?

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 27, 2009 10:47 PM (teBup)

297 Did ace go on a bender after yesterday's vote, or what?

Yes.  It was the vote that made him go on the bender.  That's it entirely. 

Posted by: alexthechick at June 27, 2009 10:47 PM (TNIFh)

298 What is the IDF waiting for?

Posted by: eman at June 27, 2009 10:48 PM (fpywm)

299 eman, I presume you mean re: Iran?

Posted by: Larry Braverman at June 27, 2009 10:50 PM (KOkrW)

300 296 Snussypatch?

Is that sort of like catnip?

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 27, 2009 10:47 PM (teBup)

--It's a spoonerism. It was used by a female friend who did not like referring to the card/drinking game by its, ahem, official name.

Posted by: logprof at June 27, 2009 10:51 PM (tjUml)

301 Yep. But if they want to hit North Korea, too, that'd be cool.

Posted by: eman at June 27, 2009 10:52 PM (fpywm)

302 What is the IDF waiting for?

Posted by: eman at June 27, 2009 10:48 PM (fpywm)

--I hope a new shipment of the USA's finest long-range flying hardware.

Posted by: logprof at June 27, 2009 10:53 PM (tjUml)

303

Here's your news of the day morons:

* Opposition leader Mir Hossein Mousavi, who claims hard-liner Mahmoud Ahmadinejad stole the election, says he will seek official permission for any future rallies, effectively ending his role in street protests.

* When asked why he read portions of the cap-and-trade bill on the floor Friday night, Boehner told The Hill, "Hey, people deserve to know what's in this pile of s--t."

* Justin Ruben, executive director of MoveOn.org said the group was prepared to “run ads in North Carolina and DC asking that she advocate for the public option and support the president in truly solving the nation’s health care crisis,” Rob Christensen reports

* MICHAEL Jackson's two eldest kids face a tug-of-love battle after their mum Debbie Rowe confessed he was not their father.

In an astonishing interview Debbie - mother of Prince, 12, and Paris, 11 - said she was artificially inseminated by an anonymous donor.

* The Obama administration on Friday named America's first ever special representative to Muslim communities.

1-3 found at weaselzippers, 4&5 found at Gateway Pundit

Posted by: momma at June 27, 2009 10:56 PM (penCf)

304 Obama has a plan on everything he says or does.  I don't begin to think the plan comes from him, but there is always a plan.
   I know you all noticed last week he was on one of his TV channels promoting having the government take over health care.  I don't know what channel that was on, it isn't one of the three that still come in after the great digital change over.
    But I digress, he was on the tube crying for health care while they were slipping the old cap and trade carrot up our asses.
    My neighbor asked me what they were going to do with the coal mines once the capped them out of trade.  I said that they would have to bail them out, because they were too big to fail.  And since we don't want any of that stinky old stuff burned here in greeny lala land, we will have to start sending it to China.  THEY know how to burn coal.
   There is always a plan.

Posted by: Notsomebodyelse at June 27, 2009 10:57 PM (XUeYy)

Posted by: alexthechick at June 27, 2009 11:00 PM (TNIFh)

306 I see the busty lesbian pron links..

Is this the defacto overnight thread now?

Posted by: Dave C at June 27, 2009 11:00 PM (WYRx/)

307

well, here's what I think: Israel knows they will get world-wide condemnation for bombing Iran's nuke facilities, upsetting the 'peace process', just being Jews in general, etc. Obama will be among the world leaders who would trash Israel.

Also, Israel has to plan for all kinds of retaliation- military, economic, diplomatic... they truly realize that if they go after Iran pre-emptively, they will be out there on that limb all alone with their johnsons in the wind. So I'm guessing they are weighing the question every which way before even thinking about pulling the trigger.

The world is busy pretending Iran isn't dangerous. Israel has to decide how costly it will be to go against that.

Posted by: Larry Braverman at June 27, 2009 11:01 PM (KOkrW)

308

Here's that vid of O throwing a ball and Rahmbo getting dunked.  I think it looks exactly like the scene at the end of Grease. 

http://tinyurl.com/l7tvhd

 

Posted by: momma at June 27, 2009 11:01 PM (penCf)

309 hey morons - want to read some narly shit? the British press, of course, are breaking the real details about MJ and his life === remember our press is saying he was ready to go for his 50 concerts and liked women.   It is truly sad that teh fucking British have to tell America about our own President and pop stars because our own press is too pussy to do so.   Instead Jesse Jackson is out there being the family's spokesman and we're watching MJ music videos.

To briefly summarize:

1. More of a faggot than Perez Hilton
2. Convert to Farrakan's Nation of Islam
3. Couldn't walk or sing prior to death.

We'll be seeing this on our cable networks all next week -

Daily Mail/Ian Halperin:

Whatever  the final autopsy results reveal, it was greed that killed Michael Jackson. Had he not been driven – by a cabal of bankers, agents, doctors and advisers – to commit to the gruelling 50 concerts in London’s O2 Arena, I believe he would still be alive today.

During the last weeks and months of his life, Jackson made desperate attempts to prepare for the concert series scheduled for next month – a series that would have earned millions for the singer and his entourage, but which he could never have completed, not mentally, and not physically.


In the course of my investigations, I spoke to two of his gay lovers, one a Hollywood waiter, the other an aspiring actor. The waiter had remained friends, perhaps more, with the singer until his death last week. He had served Jackson at a restaurant, Jackson made his interest plain and the two slept together the following night. According to the waiter, Jackson fell in love.

The actor, who has been given solid but uninspiring film parts, saw Jackson in the middle of 2007. He told me they had spent nearly every night together during their affair – an easy claim to make, you might think. But this lover produced corroboration in the form of photographs of the two of them together, and a witness.

Other witnesses speak of strings of young men visiting his house at all hours, even in the period of his decline. Some stayed overnight.

When Jackson lived in Las Vegas, one of his closest aides told how he would sneak off to a ‘grungy, rat-infested’ motel – often dressed as a woman to disguise his identity – to meet a male construction worker he had fallen in love with.

One of my sources suggested that he might already have had a genetic condition I had never previously come across, called Alpha-1 antitrypsin deficiency – the lack of a protein that can help protect the lungs.

Although up to 100,000 Americans are severely affected by it, it is an under-recognised condition. Michael was receiving regular injections of Alpha-1 antitrypsin derived from human plasma. The treatment is said to be remarkably effective and can enable the sufferer to lead a normal life.

But the disease can cause respiratory problems and, in severe cases, emphysema. Could this be why Jackson had for years been wearing a surgical mask in public, to protect his lungs from the ravages of the disease? Or why, from time to time, he resorted to a wheelchair? When I returned to my source inside the Jackson camp for confirmation, he said: ‘Yeah, that’s what he’s got. He’s in bad shape. They’re worried that he might need a lung transplant but he may be too weak.

‘Some days he can hardly see and he’s having a lot of trouble walking.’

Even Michael Jackson’s legendary wealth was in sharp decline. Just a few days before he announced his 50-concert comeback at the O2 Arena, one of my sources told me Jackson had been offered £1.8million to perform at a party for a Russian billionaire on the Black Sea.

‘Is he up to it?’ I had asked.

‘He has no choice. He needs the money. His people are pushing him hard,’ said the source.

Could he even stand on a stage for an hour concert?

‘He can stand. The treatments have been successful. He can even dance once he gets in better shape. He just can’t sing,’ said the aide, adding that Jackson would have to lip-synch to get through the performance. ‘Nobody will care, as long as he shows up and moonwalks.’

He also revealed Jackson had been offered well over £60million to play Las Vegas for six months.  ‘He said no, but his people are trying to force it on him. He’s that close to losing everything,’ said the source.

......

But for the circle of handlers who surrounded Jackson during his final years, their golden goose could not be allowed to run dry. Bankruptcy was not an option.

These, after all, were not the handlers who had seen him through the aftermath of the Arvizo trial and who had been protecting his fragile emotional health to the best of their ability. They were gone, and a new set of advisers was in place.

The clearout had apparently been engineered by his children’s nanny, Grace Rwaramba, who was gaining considerable influence over Jackson and his affairs and has been described as the ‘queen bee’ by those around Jackson.

Rwaramba had ties to the black militant organisation, the Nation of Islam, and its controversial leader, Louis Farrakhan, whom she enlisted for help in running Jackson’s affairs.

Before long, the Nation was supplying Jackson’s security detail and Farrakhan’s son-in-law, Leonard Muhammad, was appointed as Jackson’s business manager, though his role has lessened significantly in recent years.

In late 2008, a shadowy figure who called himself Dr Tohme Tohme suddenly emerged as Jackson’s ‘official spokesman’.

Tohme has been alternately described as a Saudi Arabian billionaire and an orthopaedic surgeon, but he is actually a Lebanese businessman who does not have a medical licence. At one point, Tohme claimed he was an ambassador at large for Senegal, but the Senegalese embassy said they had never heard of him.

.....

His aides weren’t the only ones who recognised that a 50-concert run was foolhardy. In May, Jackson himself reportedly addressed fans as he left his Burbank rehearsal studio.

‘Thank you for your love and support,’ he told them. ‘I want you guys to know I love you very much.

'I don’t know how I’m going to do 50 shows. I’m not a big eater. I need to put some weight on. I’m really angry with them booking me up to do 50 shows. I only wanted to do ten.’

One of his former employees was particularly struck by Jackson’s wording that day. ‘The way he was talking, it’s like he’s not in control over his own life any more,’ she told me earlier this month. ‘It sounds like somebody else is pulling his strings and telling him what to do. Someone wants him dead.

'They keep feeding him pills like candy. They are trying to push him over the edge. He needs serious help. The people around him will kill him.’

As the London concerts approached, something was clearly wrong. Jackson had vowed to travel to England at least eight weeks before his first shows, but he kept putting it off.

‘To be honest, I never thought Michael would set foot on a concert stage ever again,’ said one aide, choking back tears on the evening of his death.

‘This was not only predictable, this was inevitable.’

On June 21, Jackson told my contact that he wanted to die. He said that he didn’t have what it would take to perform any more because he had lost his voice and dance moves.

‘It’s not working out,’ Jackson said. ‘I’m better off dead. I don’t have anywhere left to turn. I’m done.’

Posted by: Anti-Harkonnen Freedom Fighter at June 27, 2009 11:04 PM (5r0Tz)

310 and ain't nobody hitting North Korea, unless they actually kill people with a rocket attack- barring that, they pretty much have an open field- Obama won't do dick- he's too busy entertaining

Posted by: Larry Braverman at June 27, 2009 11:04 PM (KOkrW)

311 Obama would bash Israel if, per a post far above, they resisted a Syrian invasion of the Golan Heights.  What I think would be more fun is the spectacle of Nancy Pelosi's house passing a resolution condemning Jewish aggression in either case while Republicans pushed for womething supportive of our brothers in Israel.

Posted by: Methos at June 27, 2009 11:06 PM (wU8X9)

312 Jones,
 I think I'd go with Larry The Bulldozer, or Larry the Hammerdick before I settled on the Braverman deal.  But then again, check me out.

Posted by: Notsomebodyelse at June 27, 2009 11:07 PM (XUeYy)

313

Posted by: Anti-Harkonnen Freedom Fighter at June 27, 2009 11:04 PM (5r0Tz)

--Let's call the last few years the "Skinny Jacko Phase," since MJ made constant comparisons to Elvis.

Posted by: logprof at June 27, 2009 11:10 PM (tjUml)

314 Nobody thinks that video looks like the end of grease without the singing?

Posted by: momma at June 27, 2009 11:10 PM (penCf)

315 I'm going to go have some deep, penetrating, lubed-up hot anal sex from a huge black cock.

That didn't turn out so well for this guy

Posted by: chemjeff at June 27, 2009 11:11 PM (sqtL/)

316 Yeah, that's vastly more than I ever needed to know about the pedophile of pop.  I'm curious how one squares rampant homosexuality with being in the nation of islam as I think they frown on that sort of thing.

Posted by: Methos at June 27, 2009 11:11 PM (wU8X9)

317 We will  never be told the truth:  Just as O's grand ma had died 4 weeks before his coming to see her on her death bed, MJ has been in a coma for 2 months and was finally given the lethal dose when Rahmbo gave the go ahead.

Posted by: momma at June 27, 2009 11:12 PM (penCf)

318 Didn't watch C-SPAN yesterday, did we?

Are you talking about Boner beclowning himself?

I caught it, prof.

He did almost looked mammalian, though...laying off the spray-on tan is a good move.


Posted by: poon at June 27, 2009 11:13 PM (i31Zq)

319 Yeah, that's vastly more than I ever needed to know about the pedophile of pop.  I'm curious how one squares rampant homosexuality with being in the nation of islam as I think they frown on that sort of thing.

Might have something to do with Farrakahn's so-in-law taking over the purse strings business management.

Posted by: mpur at June 27, 2009 11:13 PM (0YXgd)

320 Here's that vid of O throwing a ball and Rahmbo getting dunked.  I think it looks exactly like the scene at the end of Grease.


Barry may own the most limp wristed femmie throw I've seen.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 27, 2009 11:13 PM (+r+A6)

321 Nobody thinks that video looks like the end of grease without the singing?


We go together like
rama lama lama
ke ding a de dinga a dong
remembered for ever like
shoo bop shoo wadda wadda yipitty boom de boom

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 27, 2009 11:15 PM (IqfKc)

322 316 Yeah, that's vastly more than I ever needed to know about the pedophile of pop.  I'm curious how one squares rampant homosexuality with being in the nation of islam as I think they frown on that sort of thing.

Posted by: Methos at June 27, 2009 11:11 PM (wU8X9)


And to think, Pelosi's House held a moment of silence Friday for MJ before they moved on to destroying the country with the energy tax.

Posted by: Anti-Harkonnen Freedom Fighter at June 27, 2009 11:15 PM (5r0Tz)

323 Barry may own the most limp wristed femmie throw I've seen.

But.. but he's better than you.. or me... or anyone else.

He had to step down into this presidency..

Posted by: The MSM at June 27, 2009 11:17 PM (WYRx/)

324 * The Obama administration on Friday named America's first ever special representative to Muslim communities.

Yeah, dumbass Zero has appointed a woman as special representative. Well, Hillary announced it as SOS. That should go over well when she shows up in Saudi.

He's a fucking joke. or a joking fuck.

Posted by: ProudinNC at June 27, 2009 11:17 PM (Edv29)

325 Yeah we had a lot of that at the end, too.

Posted by: Roman Empire at June 27, 2009 11:19 PM (wU8X9)

326 About that moment of silence, did they have a week of silence when John
Wayne died?

Posted by: Notsomebodyelse at June 27, 2009 11:19 PM (XUeYy)

327 Nobody thinks that video looks like the end of grease without the singing?



That looks like the end of something thats for damn sure, but Grease was at least entertaining. However, it was satisfying to see a real clown, Gibbs, get dunked at the end of the Whitehouse picnic video.


Posted by: Blazer at June 27, 2009 11:19 PM (ioPTI)

328

AHFF,

we pretend MJ wasn't a freak

we pretend Iran isn't dangerous

we pretend obama knows what he's doing

we pretend...

 

Posted by: Larry Braverman at June 27, 2009 11:21 PM (KOkrW)

329 Ace wants you now!

Join Ace's Army!

Serious, I think that is really Ace.

Posted by: mrcaniac at June 27, 2009 11:23 PM (Rbulg)

330 poon, can we take that to mean you think it's a good idea to make it unlawful to sell a house that isn't renovated to meet California's energy efficiency standards, to force the banks into making yet more mortgages to people who can never pay them back in order to make those renovations, and putting taxpayers on the line for those loans?

Posted by: Methos at June 27, 2009 11:23 PM (wU8X9)

331 328

AHFF,

we pretend MJ wasn't a freak

we pretend Iran isn't dangerous

we pretend obama knows what he's doing

we pretend...

 

Posted by: Larry Braverman at June 27, 2009 11:21 PM (KOkrW)


yea, no doubt.

i wonder if this was what it was like for the Romans too.....the barbarians bearing down, and the senators pretended it wasnt happening.

Posted by: Anti-Harkonnen Freedom Fighter at June 27, 2009 11:24 PM (5r0Tz)

332 Obama, POTUS, looked fucking juvenile when he was trying to get every one to chant. He didn't even look like he fit in with this crowd.  I bet he has always felt this way.

Posted by: momma at June 27, 2009 11:24 PM (penCf)

333 And to think, Pelosi's House held a moment of silence Friday for MJ before they moved on to destroying the country with the energy tax.




Well they also gave a moment of silence to Charleton Heston when he passed, before ensuing House business.



Oh wait...

Posted by: Blazer at June 27, 2009 11:27 PM (ioPTI)

334 Barry may own the most limp wristed femmie throw I've seen.

Is this why we haven't seen him throw out any first pitches for the Nationals?  Even the grumpy old man of late night TV couldn't ignore Bambi up there looking like a eight year old girl tossing a baseball 40 ft. or so.

Posted by: rockhead at June 27, 2009 11:28 PM (RykTt)

335 Barry may own the most limp wristed femmie throw I've seen.



Give him a break, he's queer as a football bat. Not that there's anything wrong with that mind you.

Posted by: Blazer at June 27, 2009 11:30 PM (ioPTI)

336 Hi, guys.  It has been a crappy, crappy day. 

Posted by: katya at June 27, 2009 11:31 PM (CFg0r)

337

#102 "human rights ahead of national security"...of ARABS no less. Wasn't it all of you saying how Obama was a dirty towelhead Muslim sand n-word during the election? Yeah, I think it was...

Or was it just the straight N-Word. Most likely both
.

First, Iranians are not Arabs, they are Persians, except for the ones they brought in to beat the hell out of their own people. Next, yeah, he is a closet muslim and did his best to hide that until it became an asset to him when he went to Turkey and Egypt. As far as the N-Word, most of the posters on this site are former military and don't have biases like that one no matter how much you idiots cry wolf. That talking point may work for the sheep who voted for that clown but not here. Obama is a fucking idiot who is way out of his league with regard to foreign policy and is trying very hard to destroy this country with his domestic policy. Grow up and go away. The only name calling I do for him is calling him a lying piece of shit and they come in all races,colors, and creeds.

Posted by: Bill R. at June 27, 2009 11:31 PM (EhlQq)

338 You know who could throw out a respectable first pitch?

W.


Posted by: Dave C at June 27, 2009 11:31 PM (WYRx/)

339

Posted by: poon at June 27, 2009 11:13 PM (i31Zq)

--Oh yeah, I was all about the theatre, nothing to do with opposing the bill on principle at all.

Posted by: logprof at June 27, 2009 11:31 PM (tjUml)

340 Barry may own the most limp wristed femmie throw I've seen.

Yeah.  My throw was like the Special Olympics or something.

Posted by: Barry O at June 27, 2009 11:32 PM (sqtL/)

341

AHFF,

I think the Romans had forgotten what "Rome" was by the time the barbarians showed up for the final act. Once you forget why you should fight, giving up comes easy. So it will be here. It may take a few more decades, perhaps a century- but the decline has begun. I believe this, and am not playing it for melodrama.

Posted by: Larry Braverman at June 27, 2009 11:32 PM (KOkrW)

342 AHFF, that's why I'm watching Rome.  Preview of comming attractions. . . .

Posted by: logprof at June 27, 2009 11:33 PM (tjUml)

343 336 Hi, guys.  It has been a crappy, crappy day. 

Posted by: katya at June 27, 2009 11:31 PM (CFg0r)

 

 

you're among friends now. scratch where it itches!

Posted by: Larry Braverman at June 27, 2009 11:34 PM (KOkrW)

344 I can't wait for the cooling trend to continue, then have these clown proclaim how much their destruction of the economy and personal freedom has worked as planned.

Woohoo we saved the world!

Posted by: rockhead at June 27, 2009 11:34 PM (RykTt)

345

Shit.  I hate that our media is silent while all others see what is happening here.

http://tinyurl.com/l3h4ct

Even the Bush-hating, America-bashing Der Spiegel is mocking Dear Leader.  They call him The Debt President.

Now, Obama is displaying the same zeal in his own war against the financial crisis -- and his weapon of choice is the money-printing machine. The rules the new American president is breaking are those which govern the economy. Nobody is being killed. But the strategy comes at a price -- and that price might be America's position as a global power.

fewer and fewer foreigners are purchasing its government bonds. That's why the Federal Reserve is now buying securities that it has printed itself. The Fed's balance sheet has more than doubled since 2007, making the US central bank one of the world's fastest-growing companies. The purpose of this company, though, is to create money out of thin air.

Posted by: momma at June 27, 2009 11:34 PM (penCf)

Posted by: Sarge at June 27, 2009 11:34 PM (9vI+v)

347

If I was North Korea, and saw the insane and complete lunacy of Jacko fans liberals in this country, I certainly would not be worrying about a war that could possibly require a country like America implementing conscription.  Imagine today’s 18-40 year old liberal Jacko fan being drafted into the infantry to go fight in one of the hardest terrains and climates in the world?  The thought of it scares me; which is most likely encouraging to the North Koreans. 

Posted by: formerparatrooper at June 27, 2009 11:34 PM (n2vBd)

348

337

Bill, you're making me feel better already.  I loves me a good Troll bodyslammin'.

Posted by: katya at June 27, 2009 11:35 PM (CFg0r)

349 blackandgayandidrinkwhiskeyandiheartjesus, you confuse the issue here. " Second, there are a lot of ways to de-stabilize a government besides going to war." Exactly.

The mullahs came into power from events much like we are seeing now, and they were supposedly the democratic government of the people. When they get caught blatantly rigging their fucking stacked, dog-and-pony show election, the supposed Leader of the Free World does not keep up the pretense that the shit is real. You might say that title has little meaning for you, but it sure meant a lot to you fucktrons as you bleated about war criminals and restoring moral authority to the Oval Office. The only reason we elected the lightweight in office now was "hope and change."

So when he fucks up this badly, you're damn fucking skippy I'm pointing it out. He went on and on about precisely this on the campaign trail. What about talks without preconditions? "Oh, well, of course I meant going through diplomatic channels." We've seen the genius diplomacy of this administration. Obama so desperately wants to reach an agreement with these shitbags over their nuclear program, that he would legitimize a completely discredited regime while their people are dying in the streets protesting.

Do you not realize the cocksuckers are emboldened because they have cowed the American president? Obama deferring to them and worrying so much about what they will say offering diplomatic talks gives them credibility when they need it most crucially. The Iranian people, who are mostly in their 30's, feel that this regime has isolated Iran from the rest of the world, to its severe and ongoing detriment. Obama should be reinforcing this sentiment, and he is doing the exact opposite.

He was supposed to use his soaring rhetoric to inspire oppressed people and take the moral high ground. Instead, he is using it to insult our allies and flatter not only our enemies, but the enemies of those the world over who would be free and are dying for that right.

Now go have your dirty raw ass sex, you fucking chocolate butt pirate, and remember to wash thoroughly afterward and give your junk a good smell, since you can't see the shit stains that well on brown skin.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at June 27, 2009 11:35 PM (m4hZ+)

350 Hi katya, sorry bout the crappy day. God bless you.

Maybe a drink or two would help, it is Caturday, after all.

Posted by: The Drunken Conservative at June 27, 2009 11:36 PM (yqnD8)

351 Hiya, katya

Posted by: mpur at June 27, 2009 11:36 PM (0YXgd)

352  Hi, guys.  It has been a crappy, crappy day. 

Posted by: katya at June 27, 2009 11:31 PM (CFg0r)

 

All we have to offer you today is bacon.  But it is some fun filled funny bacon.

Posted by: momma at June 27, 2009 11:36 PM (penCf)

353 Posted by: momma at June 27, 2009 11:34 PM (penCf)

It is freakin' scary, I tell ya.  What's the point of investing in the market if it's all going to come crashing down.

Posted by: chemjeff at June 27, 2009 11:36 PM (sqtL/)

354 Sorry to hear you had a rotten day Katya, hugs and if you get BBCA the Doctor Who Christmas special from this year is on.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 27, 2009 11:37 PM (AJ4xq)

355

David Allen Coe is good to listne to when one is having a crapy day!

Posted by: formerparatrooper at June 27, 2009 11:37 PM (n2vBd)

356 Hi, katya.  Welcome to the last bastion of sanity against the liberal hordes.  We got guns and bacon.  Pull up a chair, grab some ammo and grab a fork.

Posted by: chemjeff at June 27, 2009 11:38 PM (sqtL/)

357 Hi Katya - get a drink, put your feet up and relax!

Posted by: Shannon at June 27, 2009 11:38 PM (v4qA1)

358 Hey Katya..

sorry about your day.

Posted by: Dave C at June 27, 2009 11:41 PM (WYRx/)

359 A1 anti trypsin defecient?  That would explain a lot.  It produces significant emphysematous changes in the lower lungs over time.  That doesn't acount for all the weird stuff.

Posted by: Hammer at June 27, 2009 11:42 PM (GkYyh)

360
That's why the Federal Reserve is now buying securities that it has printed itself.

LOL!

The many facets of Obama's new green economy.

Posted by: Unicle tweets at June 27, 2009 11:42 PM (e46Cb)

361 Got a question.  Every year we take a pic of our kid holding their birthday cake.  Then we put that pic on her birthday cake next year so we can see how they have changed over three years.  Well, I'm eating my daughter's left over 3rd b-day cake, and I am down to the picture or her holding her 2nd b-day cake which had her 1st birthday pic.  Am I fucking with karma if I eat it?

Posted by: momma at June 27, 2009 11:45 PM (penCf)

362
We got guns and bacon.





And for the life of me I can't think of anything that you would need besides those two things.


O.K., maybe a big titted Scandi whore thrown in for good measure, but i'm not being picky here

Posted by: Blazer at June 27, 2009 11:45 PM (ioPTI)

363 damn if I say I had a bad day will I get some of that katya level love?

Posted by: Larry Braverman at June 27, 2009 11:45 PM (KOkrW)

364 momma, may as well eat the cake now- under obamacare, cake will be prohibited

Posted by: Larry Braverman at June 27, 2009 11:46 PM (KOkrW)

365 Lol Larry. I'll lift my glass to you, how's that?

Posted by: The Drunken Conservative at June 27, 2009 11:48 PM (yqnD8)

366 The white mouse will not explode
Repeat
The white mouse will not explode

Posted by: Karma at June 27, 2009 11:48 PM (wU8X9)

367

under obamacare, cake will be prohibited

 

Dude! I just thought of a great TEA party sign:

Under ObamaCare will Michelle (or the First Lady) get the help she needs?

Posted by: momma at June 27, 2009 11:49 PM (penCf)

368 I'm exhausted. As usual, I hate you and you hate me even more than before I came. At least we can agree on that.

When did you come? Apparently, AoS does it for you. weird.

Posted by: bigblackandwheresthelube? at June 27, 2009 11:51 PM (odl1D)

369

Ahem.

*cracks door and peeks through

Is this the overnight thread?

Posted by: jmflynny at June 27, 2009 11:52 PM (x1k4Z)

370
 thank you, Drunken Conservative !

Posted by: Larry Braverman at June 27, 2009 11:52 PM (KOkrW)

371 momma, did you just call me 'dude'? cuz it's totally cool if you do.

Posted by: Larry Braverman at June 27, 2009 11:54 PM (KOkrW)

372 Ok, since this is apparently the ONT, here's a reminder for those who may have missed it: I've set up a yahoo group for Texas (and other interested) morons for coordinating meet up info. If you're interested, shoot me an email at mpur458 at yahoo. Put "meet up" in the subject line and let me know your AoS handle so I know who you are. Thanks!

Carry on.

Posted by: mpur at June 27, 2009 11:55 PM (0YXgd)

373 337

First, Iranians are not Arabs, they are Persians,...

Oddly enough - despite the trolls alleged penchant for being a blackcockholster, and its suggestions that one who may be anti-arab are, by definition, against 'brown-people'; persians and arabs are caucasian; more ironic is that Persians are the epitimy of Aryan.

Posted by: Druid at June 27, 2009 11:56 PM (nFeDb)

374

361

Wow momma.  I don't know about Karma but that's a good illustration of infinity.

Posted by: katya at June 27, 2009 11:56 PM (CFg0r)

375

Night all.  Keep your filthy hands off my bacon.*

 

 

* If any of you morons went there I will kill you.  Does this computer make me look that fat?

Posted by: momma at June 27, 2009 11:56 PM (penCf)

376 363 damn if I say I had a bad day will I get some of that katya level love?

Well it better be a pretty freakin' bad day.

Posted by: chemjeff at June 27, 2009 11:57 PM (sqtL/)

377 Didn't Obama torture Rahmbo by making him fear he was going to drown?

I guess if you don't believe you're going to drown, it's not torture.

Sort of like if I put a gun to your head and you don't think I'm going to pull the trigger, it's not torture. If I put the gun to your head and you believe I'm a crazy mfer who'll blow your head off, it's torture.

Posted by: kbdabear at June 27, 2009 11:59 PM (cGmnP)

378
I'm really really interested to know who really authored the Crap & Trade bill for Waxman and Markey.

I know those two cocksukers didn't write it. And from what little I know of what's in it, it was concocted by academics, professors who teach 'environmental studies' courses. Who else could author such a ridiculous anti-capitalist, anti-consumerism, pro-social justice bill and claim it will magically create jobs?

Leftwing academics, that's who.

Posted by: Unicle tweets at June 27, 2009 11:59 PM (e46Cb)

379 @211: "We don't make fun of who you jerk off to."

So, we don't mock Prezidizzle Obizzle anymore?

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at June 28, 2009 12:02 AM (8MuSQ)

380 ONT is up

Posted by: I'm not genghis, but I could play him on tv at June 28, 2009 12:02 AM (wU8X9)

381 Torrential rains on the prairies the last two nights. I'm on a 17 beer hangover, trying to make it for a nap, but having a hard time getting away from here and the Modern Drunkard forum.

And lol flynny, it does seem like the overnight thread.

Cheers to you out west Larry!

Posted by: The Drunken Conservative at June 28, 2009 12:03 AM (yqnD8)

382 Leftwing academics, that's who.

Oh, they don't get all the credit!  Don't forget the environmentalist think tanks that do nothing all day but sit on their asses trying to "save the planet" like the arrogant douchebags that they are.  Well, when they're not firebombing lumber company executives' homes.

Posted by: chemjeff at June 28, 2009 12:03 AM (sqtL/)

383 I was sitting home reading the NY Times when a bunch of thugs busted into our home and demanded money. I told them that I voted for Obama and therefore we were comrades at heart. He called me bitch and hit me in the face. I told him that we could sit down and talk this over and he told me the only talking he wanted to hear was where were all our credit cards. I complied with him and told him to take whatever he wanted, just don't hurt us.

Then his partner said my daughter was one nice young bitch and they took her in the bedroom. I begged him to leave her alone and whatever money he needed he could have and we wouldn't report them. He smashed me in the face until I lost consciousness. My house is cleaned out, my wife is having surgery and probably won't make it, and my daughter has several broken bones and internal damage.

It's a good thing I didn't fight back, or they would have gotten even more violent.

Posted by: the liberal mind at June 28, 2009 12:07 AM (cGmnP)

384 I'm really really interested to know who really authored the Crap & Trade bill for Waxman and Markey.

I know those two cocksukers didn't write it. And from what little I know of what's in it, it was concocted by academics, professors who teach 'environmental studies' courses. Who else could author such a ridiculous anti-capitalist, anti-consumerism, pro-social justice bill and claim it will magically create jobs?

Leftwing academics, that's who.



Waxman has been in The House since 1975 and this is his most prominent piece of legislation to date ? C'mon, this can't be his brainchild.

It wouldn't surprise me if bill Ayres and Bernie Dohrn wrote it. They know a thing or two about a thing or two when it comes to destroying America.

Posted by: Blazer at June 28, 2009 12:07 AM (ioPTI)

385 ON is up, genghis finally stumbled in smelling of valu-rite with apologies for being late

Posted by: kbdabear at June 28, 2009 12:09 AM (cGmnP)

386 Oh yeah, I was all about the theatre, nothing to do with opposing the bill on principle at all.

I don't think the Republicans have had any principles since Newtie took over the party back in '94, prof.


Posted by: poon at June 28, 2009 12:11 AM (i31Zq)

387

No racial slurs, no c-word, no Penthouse Forum explicite sex posts, and no accidental links to lesbian pron

Posted by: kbdabear at June 27, 2009 09:46 PM (cGmnP)

So intentional links to lesbian pron is cool?

Posted by: sean at June 28, 2009 12:16 AM (N7sD4)

388 386 Oh yeah, I was all about the theatre, nothing to do with opposing the bill on principle at all.

I don't think the Republicans have had any principles since Newtie took over the party back in '94, prof.


Posted by: poon at June 28, 2009 12:11 AM (i31Zq)

--There you go thinking again

Posted by: logprof at June 28, 2009 12:17 AM (tjUml)

389 Someone please explain to me how Obama's done a great job so far?

1. Hope/Change!
2. ???
3. Great job!

Posted by: Purple Avenger at June 28, 2009 12:18 AM (KvnvW)

390 Certainly you don't believe the folks who increased the size of the federal budget by 50% when they were in charge stand for small government, do you, prof?

Posted by: poon at June 28, 2009 12:21 AM (i31Zq)

391 I'm really really interested to know who really authored the Crap & Trade bill for Waxman and Markey.

If the Soviet Union still existed, I'd suspect the KGB.  Today, I'll go with China. 

Posted by: Purple Avenger at June 28, 2009 12:21 AM (KvnvW)

392 Certainly you don't believe the folks who increased the size of the federal budget by 50% when they were in charge stand for small government, do you, prof?

You mean as opposed to the multi-trillion dollar democrats?

Posted by: Purple Avenger at June 28, 2009 12:23 AM (KvnvW)

393 390 Certainly you don't believe the folks who increased the size of the federal budget by 50% when they were in charge stand for small government, do you, prof?

Posted by: poon at June 28, 2009 12:21 AM (i31Zq)

--I can't read their minds, but it's amazing what time in the wilderness does to one's priorities.

At least I know that the Democrats always stand for big-ass government.  One of life's constants.

Posted by: logprof at June 28, 2009 12:30 AM (tjUml)

394 You mean as opposed to the multi-trillion dollar democrats?

10 of the 11 trillion dollar federal debt was racked up by Republican presidents, purple.

Try again.

Maybe you speak of all the action the Republicans took against Iran's mullahs when they were in charge?

What's that?

They did...nothing?

Keep thinking...I'm sure some principle the modern Republican party stands for will come to you.

Other than sexual deviancy, that is.


Posted by: poon at June 28, 2009 12:33 AM (i31Zq)

395 10 of the 11 trillion dollar federal debt was racked up by Republican presidents, purple.

--What are you, Joe Biden or something?

Posted by: logprof at June 28, 2009 12:38 AM (tjUml)

396 George Bush gave 50 million people their freedom.  While Neda was getting shot Obama went out for ice cream.

Your guy is a nobody and so are you, poon.

Posted by: Methos at June 28, 2009 12:40 AM (wU8X9)

397 Yeah, Bush is going to go down in history as one of the bestest presidents ever, Methos.


Posted by: poon at June 28, 2009 12:49 AM (i31Zq)

398 I don't think the Republicans have had any principles since Newtie took over the party back in '94, prof.


It's safe to conclude from that statement that the democrats have even less. Since there is no real discussion of democrat principles/morals because they are even lower than republican.

Posted by: YIKES! at June 28, 2009 12:52 AM (1tvww)

399 How much, again, for Michael Jackson's remains?

Posted by: Elephant Man at June 28, 2009 12:54 AM (6IFdE)

400

"According to conservative forecasts, Obama's policies could end up being three times as expensive as US expenditures during World War II. If one calculates using today's prices, America spent $3 trillion for the war. Obama's budgetary calculations for the decade between 2010 and 2020 assume additional debt of $9 trillion."

--poon should read the Der Spiegel article linked above before posting any more nonsense.

 

Posted by: logprof at June 28, 2009 12:54 AM (tjUml)

401 Yeah, Bush is going to go down in history as one of the bestest presidents ever, Methos.

Hell at the rate Obama's is going I'm starting to look pretty good.

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at June 28, 2009 12:56 AM (1tvww)

402 397....Bush will be remembered as 3rd-worst, behind Obama and Carter. 4th worst, if they throw in Fillmore.


Posted by: Elephant Man at June 28, 2009 12:56 AM (6IFdE)

403 If you ignore most of what the Republicans did when they were in power and take the worst-case forecasts for Obama's two terms...you can work on Fox News too, prof.

Any resemblance to reality is merely a coincidence, though.

Why don't you guys man up and see how Obama does before whining like little school girls??

Posted by: poon at June 28, 2009 12:59 AM (i31Zq)

404
Other than sexual deviancy, that is.

Once the last Kennedy dies off that might be up grabs.
On the other hand  the dems do have soft spot tax cheats, manwhores and KKK members.

Posted by: YIKES! at June 28, 2009 01:04 AM (1tvww)

405 403 If you ignore most of what the Republicans did when they were in power and take the worst-case forecasts for Obama's two terms...you can work on Fox News too, prof.

Any resemblance to reality is merely a coincidence, though.

Posted by: poon at June 28, 2009 12:59 AM (i31Zq)   --You glossed too quicly.  That was Der Spiegel.   The same article reads, "Ex-President Bush was nothing if not zealous in his worldwide campaign against terror, transgressing human rights and breaking international law along the way. Now, Obama is displaying the same zeal in his own war against the financial crisis -- and his weapon of choice is the money-printing machine. The rules the new American president is breaking are those which govern the economy. Nobody is being killed. But the strategy comes at a price -- and that price might be America's position as a global power."   Does that sound like Fox News????

Posted by: logprof at June 28, 2009 01:06 AM (tjUml)

406 Why don't you guys man up and see how Obama does before whining like little school girls??

Unfortunately when we do notice and it's brought to your attention you act like some shove a frozen orange up your ass.

Posted by: YIKES! at June 28, 2009 01:09 AM (1tvww)

407 So now we're supposed to pay attention to what foreigners, European commies no less, have to say about how we run America Prof?

That's not what you guys were saying when the Republicans were in charge.

Posted by: poon at June 28, 2009 01:12 AM (i31Zq)

408 407 So now we're supposed to pay attention to what foreigners, European commies no less, have to say about how we run America Prof?

That's not what you guys were saying when the Republicans were in charge.

Posted by: poon at June 28, 2009 01:12 AM (i31Zq)

--Well, since you guys are following the Europeans' lead on criticizing Iran, I figured you'd take notice of this as well. . . .

Posted by: logprof at June 28, 2009 01:15 AM (tjUml)

409 Iran...what's that?

Oh yeah, something was going on there before that Republican confessed to boinking some Mexican and Michael Jackson died.

Can't quite remember what it was though.

Posted by: poon at June 28, 2009 01:24 AM (i31Zq)

410 Hmmmm. We can flip that over....we were supposed to care what the Euros and others thought of Bush and the USA from 2001-2009, they're so sophisticated. Waaa waa, elect Obama, everyone will love us. Now we're not supposed to care when they criticize Dear Leader? Heh.

Oh, for the horrible days of 5 percent unemployment, a rising stock market and money in my 401K, a realisitc foreign policy, and patriotic dissent. God, I miss 2004.

Posted by: Elephant Man at June 28, 2009 01:25 AM (6IFdE)

411 #410
Posted by: Elephant Man at June 28, 2009 01:25 AM (6IFdE)

Remember President Custer is now worried about the deficit.

Posted by: YIKES! at June 28, 2009 01:28 AM (1tvww)

412

You know, when American Civil War 2 starts, I'm going to remember these comments made by trolls. They will be something to consider when deciding whether to take prisoners or accept surrenders.

Posted by: mac at June 28, 2009 01:32 AM (x+Mfx)

413 Stick around, E man.

I have a feeling the American economy will be roaring by the time next year's election rolls around.

And this time the boom won't be based on a housing bubble, debt-financed consumer gluttony and criminal Wall Street bookkeeping scams.

It's morning again in America.

Posted by: poon at June 28, 2009 01:33 AM (i31Zq)

414

poon,

When a liberal European publication sounds the alarm about runaway spending to cure economic ills, isn't it cause to wonder if we are going down the right road here?  Obama's cure for everything is to spend more of the money we hope to have if a series of bond sales to China go well.

Why is the federal government the only public institution in the country not subject to cut backs, layoffs and cost-cutting?

Posted by: Elroy Jetson at June 28, 2009 01:35 AM (xZ8J1)

415 408 407 So now we're supposed to pay attention to what foreigners, European commies no less, have to say about how we run America Prof?

That's not what you guys were saying when the Republicans were in charge.

Posted by: poon at June 28, 2009 01:12 AM (i31Zq)

Guess what?

Democrats are in charge.



Posted by: YIKES! at June 28, 2009 01:36 AM (1tvww)

416 And this time the boom won't be based on a housing bubble, debt-financed consumer gluttony and criminal Wall Street bookkeeping scams.

Not if Barney Frank can help it.

Posted by: YIKES! at June 28, 2009 01:38 AM (1tvww)

Posted by: sohbet at June 28, 2009 01:47 AM (JuObH)

418 417 sohbet chat cet sohbet siteleri

Posted by: sohbet at June 28, 2009 01:47 AM (JuObH)

--Foul! No lace wigs!

Posted by: logprof at June 28, 2009 01:50 AM (tjUml)

419 Actually Buchanan was our worst president until Obama.  His weakness led to the Civil War. Obama's weakness will probably lead to Iranian nukes killing hundreds of thousands.  He has already said there is nothing that can be done to stop them, which we all know is rot.  So throw in Iranian nukes, the destruction of the dollar, the betrayal of the American moral compass, that is the ideal that freedom and democracy are the right of all humanity and I figure not only do you have the worst president in history but one of the worst leaders in world history.  And in only six months, we have to re-elect this guy just to see how he is going to finish the job.  Will he be satisfied with just destorying the US or will he try to do in all of human civilization?

As for President Bush, his big failure, IMHO, was not defending his policies.  A speech every couple of months in an obscure setting did not cut it.  He seemed to understand America's enemies better than America.

Posted by: Bob from Virginia at June 28, 2009 02:09 AM (uEMA+)

420 Oh yeah, something was going on there before that Republican confessed to boinking some Mexican and Michael Jackson died.

Can't quite remember what it was though.
Posted by: poon at June 28, 2009 01:24 AM

She was Argentine you jerkoff

I thought you liberals were supposed to be so enlightened on Hispanics

Posted by: Some Mexican at June 28, 2009 02:32 AM (cGmnP)

421 Let me explain…no, there is too much. Let me sum up.  Barry is going to get fucked by all things foreign.  Which means we get fucked by all things foeign.

Posted by: InCali at June 28, 2009 04:16 AM (PFubb)

422 I have a feeling the American economy will be roaring by the time next year's election rolls around.

And this time the boom won't be based on a housing bubble, debt-financed consumer gluttony and criminal Wall Street bookkeeping scams.

You're right.  It will be based on a stimulus spending bubble.  Once seats are secured, the bubble will burst until 2012.

Posted by: InCali at June 28, 2009 04:21 AM (PFubb)

423

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It's going to be booming based on what?  The services sector?  OUR HUGE TRADE IMBALANCE?  Our weakening of the dollar?

GIVE ME ONE FUCKING GOOD REASON WHY YOU THINK THE ECONOMY WILL BE HUMMING, douchebag.  You got nothing.  You don't understand shit.  You don't know the difference between capital and operating costs.  You probably don't even know what a fucking tariff is.  GO FUCK YOURSELF.

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Nope, we never argued fervently for torture. Nice fantasy, pinhead. Human rights in Iran- yeah, that's one part of it. We also don't care for fraudulent elections, people being murdered by repressive regimes, and the regime in Iran that kills American troops in Iraq. But you go ahead and try to frame this argument in as bizarre a way as you want...you'll still be insanely wrong.

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Wrong, dipshit. Iranians are PERSIANS, not Arabs. But don't worry- this screw up doesn't make us think less of your intellect- that's not possible.

And no, it wasn't all of us saying obama was a muslim sand n-word (funny how a Black person is afraid of using that special n-word, innit?). That's more attempted libelous clap trap coming out of your misshapen cocksucking piehole. We said he was a muslim, which he is, and I'll go one further and say that I have yet to see any convincing proof that he is an actual US citizen. But nice try on the slander, pinhead.

I wonder if the people who had voted for Al Gore in 2000 had taken to the streets, started burning dumpsters and throwing rocks at police if you guys would have righteously stood up for Democracy - and taken the side of liberals who were furious that the Supreme Court elected the POTUS - or if you would have sided with the subsequent police crackdown on those people.

I would have sided with the police- gore's retarded kabuki theatre temper tantrum was a complete farce. That knob lost. The whiny lawsuit he filed had no similarity to the case he was making on TV. A subsequent recount by a consortium led by the Miami Herald and NYT proved conclusively that even had gore subverted election law and got a recount in florida, HE WOULD HAVE LOST. The comparison you make to an obvious sham election in Iran to al glutton the liar's spastic fit is as stupid as you are.

The fact of the matter is that you folks in particular have zero interest, because of petty politics, in seeing anything Obama do have a positive impact on the country.

Not true. I'd love to see this know nothing dolt pull his head out of his ass and do something that will have a positive impact on the country. But to this point, his actions have done the exact opposite.

Unemployment is skyrocketing, the economy is contracting, national debt will more than double if his bonehead policies go through, the dollar is in danger of being dumped worldwide, we are a worldwide laughingstock, and so on. To argue that ANYTHING, anything, preznit empty suit has done has been beneficial to the country is to be a stone cold dumbshit. Which coincidentally describes you.

"You guys had seething hatred for Obama long before he was even President - in fact, I bet a few of you were among those shouting "Off with his head" and "Terrorist" at McCain rallies, and masturbating to photoshopped pics of Sarah Palin."

Hah, nice try on referencing debunked fables about what was said at McCain rallies- noone ever said "off with his head" or "terrorist" at those McCain rallies and you know it. Though the "terrorist" allegation would be correct. Masturbating to photos of Sarah Palin- oooooh, good one fake Black gay person.

There's more to tear up, but fakeBlackandGay is just such a tiresome, moronic blowhard that its not really worth the time.

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What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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