FoxNews Now Playing Michael Jackson Videos Without News
Great.
Shep Smith is playing about a minute and a half to two minutes of Michael Jackson videos, without any reportage or over-talk, in between minute-long shots of the crowds at Neverland or wherever. The only "news" on display during these MTV flashbacks is their chyron and crawl, which simply repeats the news that Michael Jackson's condition remains stable, and dead. Yes, there are ratings to consider. There is also integrity and newsworthiness to consider. This story is no longer breaking and, for obvious reasons, not likely to take a sudden dramatic turn. It's a story. You note it. You do a quick retrospective. You interview some friends. And then you move on. More Pills: Jackson's own spokesman -- well, former spokesman now -- hints pills may in fact have been involved. Shep Smith is now interviewing a former Jackson attorney who drops the bombshell revelation that Michael Jackson's father was very proud of the Jackson 5.BREAKING: The attorney reveals that her "heart goes out" to Jackson's fans, whose lives, we are informed, largely turned on what music Michael Jackson was making.
BREAKING: "It's a very sad day." The attorney reveals that it's a sad day especially for his parents. BREAKING: MUST CREDIT ACE: Former stunt-wife Lisa Marie Presley also says it's very sad. BREAKING: Snap poll of Jackson confederates interviewed by Shepard Smith reveals that 37% of respondents say this is "sad," 44% are "shocked," and 26% are "stunned." BREAKING: This is so hugely important even Iranian resisters can talk of nothing else. BREAKING: Michael Jackson was very "excited" about his upcoming tour, and believed it would return him to his former prominence. Just like his previous much-hyped tours did. BREAKING: Liz Smith notes that he didn't need to invent "new moves." His fans just loved his old ones. BREAKING: Liz Smith "goes there:" Outpouring of grief over Michael Jackson's death will rival or exceed that demonstrated after assassination of President John F. Kennedy. BREAKING: Shep Smith now interviewing former FoxNews anchorbabe Arthel Neville. She reveals she had his posters on his wall when a little girl. She reports "shivers" on her body as she realized he was dead. BREAKING: "My heart is overcome with sadness." So says former "date" Brooke Shields. I'm waiting for the "con" side on the important national debate over whether this is sad.
Comments
Posted by: Ad rem at June 25, 2009 07:05 PM (t3q8+)
Posted by: muffy at June 25, 2009 07:05 PM (zplc6)
Posted by: Dang Straights at June 25, 2009 07:05 PM (QO5YG)
He deserves to be strapped to a rocket and shot into the Sun.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at June 25, 2009 07:05 PM (xGIqT)
Posted by: AngelEm at June 25, 2009 07:07 PM (+OJTS)
Posted by: butch at June 25, 2009 07:08 PM (myCYQ)
So who died and made ace "The Almighty News Producer and Director Man"
Posted by: Edward R. Murrow - Dec. at June 25, 2009 07:08 PM (ruzrP)
I liked Dubai better..............
Posted by: Michael Jackson at June 25, 2009 07:08 PM (5V/kc)
Posted by: rplat at June 25, 2009 07:08 PM (G1ArL)
Posted by: Haile Tsada at June 25, 2009 07:09 PM (pAvyS)
Posted by: Unicle tweets at June 25, 2009 07:09 PM (e46Cb)
He's playing the videos, most likely, because there's nothing to report -- a dead man makes no further statements or has any further controversies -- and he's just filling time, as ordered.
Apparently the interest in this is high enough that the internet slowed to a crawl, so they figure as long as MJ is on, even if it's just Billy Jean being played for the bazilionth time, they're attracting some of that non-news audience.
i get that to some extent. But it's time to stop. Do a report and retrospective, if you must, once every half hour for five minutes, but playing Michael Jackson's videos? Almost in full? This goes too far.
Posted by: ace at June 25, 2009 07:10 PM (gEsIJ)
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Posted by: flooflyparisparamus at June 25, 2009 07:10 PM (59Rtb)
Posted by: dreamin at June 25, 2009 07:10 PM (ax4Qo)
Posted by: Javems at June 25, 2009 07:10 PM (/IQA9)
Posted by: Jones at June 25, 2009 07:10 PM (KOkrW)
http://tinyurl.com/nam5rf
Posted by: Dang Straights at June 25, 2009 07:10 PM (QO5YG)
Posted by: Gabriel Syme at June 25, 2009 07:10 PM (to4Qu)
Posted by: Anti-Harkonnen Freedom Fighter at June 25, 2009 07:11 PM (5r0Tz)
Sure, ace, no way this story could suddenly shift.
Posted by: Zombie Michael Jackson turns out to be the Hidden Imam at June 25, 2009 07:11 PM (wU8X9)
Posted by: Target at June 25, 2009 07:11 PM (A2uXF)
Posted by: Macaulay Culkin at June 25, 2009 07:13 PM (z/8AK)
Posted by: Jerry Wright, Reverend at June 25, 2009 07:13 PM (wU8X9)
Lobster Zombie Jackson
Posted by: The Idiot at June 25, 2009 07:13 PM (t/GDA)
Posted by: Lisa at June 25, 2009 07:13 PM (2MRQo)
Posted by: Cyn at June 25, 2009 07:13 PM (cxzu3)
Posted by: Haile Tsada at June 25, 2009 07:14 PM (pAvyS)
Posted by: flooflyparisparamus at June 25, 2009 07:15 PM (59Rtb)
Posted by: crowtoe at June 25, 2009 07:15 PM (10LS5)
Posted by: Pepsi Cola Pyrotechnics Crew at June 25, 2009 07:15 PM (wU8X9)
Posted by: Roy at June 25, 2009 07:16 PM (jwbSX)
102
He committed suicide:
According to various sources, Michael Jackson was reported dead at 2:35
PST this afternoon after he went into cardiac arrest after consuming
more than two dozen sleeping pills. He was 50 years old.
Posted by: Anti-Harkonnen Freedom Fighter at June 25, 2009 05:17 PM (5r0Tz)
Posted by: Anti-Harkonnen Freedom Fighter at June 25, 2009 07:16 PM (5r0Tz)
The Jooos won't let me talk to Michael Jackson!
Freaking hilarious. You never let me down, morons.
Posted by: Dang Straights at June 25, 2009 07:16 PM (QO5YG)
So we now have Jackson, Fawcett, and McMahon......and Jeff Goldblum.
So, obviously we need two more.
Any ideas?
Posted by: christmasghost at June 25, 2009 07:17 PM (aUut1)
Posted by: Unicle tweets at June 25, 2009 07:18 PM (e46Cb)
Posted by: poon at June 25, 2009 07:18 PM (i31Zq)
Posted by: Ben at June 25, 2009 07:19 PM (f0I0I)
Fox sucks worse than a drunken Soto
Posted by: Anti-Harkonnen Freedom Fighter at June 25, 2009 07:19 PM (5r0Tz)
Posted by: The one that got dangled of the balcony at June 25, 2009 07:19 PM (wU8X9)
Yes, you did miss it. He already made a long statement on camera. Nobody beats the Rev Al to the camera--nobody.
Posted by: stace at June 25, 2009 07:19 PM (g/wgk)
Posted by: christmasghost at June 25, 2009 07:19 PM (aUut1)
Posted by: jacksen at June 25, 2009 07:19 PM (rsMYr)
Posted by: Ombudsman at June 25, 2009 07:20 PM (fWF4Q)
Posted by: Cautiously Pessimistic at June 25, 2009 07:20 PM (ltwze)
And it'll probably be worse tomorrow, when it'll still beMJ on the news, and infomercials selling MJ memorabilia.
He's dead. We get it. And for most of us, we don't care all that much. Move on already.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at June 25, 2009 07:21 PM (plsiE)
Not for anything, but it's tragedies like this (wink wink) that really bring out the funny at AoS on the main page and in the comments.
Posted by: Unicle tweets at June 25, 2009 07:22 PM (e46Cb)
Posted by: Anti-Harkonnen Freedom Fighter at June 25, 2009 07:22 PM (5r0Tz)
lives, we are informed, largely turned on what music Michael Jackson
was making.
Woah. First Jackson and then his attorney? Damn, Michael was jinxed.
Posted by: Herr Blcher at June 25, 2009 07:22 PM (QN4vE)
Posted by: Karl Rove at June 25, 2009 07:22 PM (f0I0I)
Posted by: The other glove at June 25, 2009 07:23 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Gary Glitter at June 25, 2009 07:24 PM (e46Cb)
420 From "Oxfordgirl", a source of information on Iran....I can't believe Jacko death overstretching twitter. Alarmed that we might not be able to organise in a V imp week. #iranelection #iran #gr88Priorities ladies and gentlemen..
Posted by: DrewM. at June 25, 2009 06:37 PM (iTt2X)
Posted by: Cyn at June 25, 2009 07:25 PM (cxzu3)
Posted by: NortonPete at June 25, 2009 07:25 PM (fVuwW)
Anyone remember when a woman with heart trouble was moved from her room in that Santa Barbara hospital during his trial because MJ needed the room to get over his case of anxiety
People's lives at risk today because of traffic tie ups to a hospital and Twitter overloading with "wows I'm so sad !11!!" tweets blocking out "men with hatchets coming in house, good bye"
Posted by: kbdabear at June 25, 2009 07:25 PM (7FgWm)
Sweeeet.
Posted by: Barack, Lord of the Flyswatters at June 25, 2009 07:26 PM (AZGON)
A Farrah too? On the heels the first recorded incident of one of the original broadcast networks of our century willingly becoming a propaganda organ of the President?
And North Korea is claiming it's going to nuke the US next week while Iran burns?
And the US government is threatening to nuke the economy on Friday and take over the health care system?
May you live in interesting times.- Ancient Chinese curse
Posted by: Good Lt. at June 25, 2009 07:26 PM (n/M5O)
I cared in the early 80s when he was a musically talented, young, charismatic black man.
But I was young too so I have that as a defense.
My thoughts and prayers are with... the Iranian people.
Posted by: I'm Not Even Faking It de Blog at June 25, 2009 07:27 PM (1Bods)
Posted by: Aaron at June 25, 2009 07:27 PM (Veovo)
Posted by: Charles Johnson at June 25, 2009 07:28 PM (5V/kc)
the man raped children and i don't mean a guy accused of touching a kid at a mall, or an uncle who inappropriately held a kid. I am talking about a guy who turned his house into a kiddie theme park, had it filled with toys, stuffed animals, and a hidden bedroom within his own bedroom that had a kids sized bed in it. The house fridge was always stocked with jesus juice, and the last kid he touched was suffering from cancer. Honestly the saddest thing about his death today is the fact he did die 20 years ago.
i don't know if i should feel bad for his kids or feel good for them. sure they lost their father, but on the upside they probably aren't getting touched anymore
Posted by: Ben at June 25, 2009 07:28 PM (f0I0I)
There's another guy who could suffer from cardiac arrest.
Posted by: ErikW at June 25, 2009 07:28 PM (hKtiw)
Posted by: Anti-Harkonnen Freedom Fighter at June 25, 2009 07:11 PM (5r0Tz)
I personally would feel better about a petition to set Shep on fire. We could use some of that Firestarter hairgel MJ used back in the day. The only problem is then we run the risk of having him look like a Pink Floyd album cover character.
Posted by: Bill H at June 25, 2009 07:28 PM (q8CmE)
Hope for the change
Posted by: scif at June 25, 2009 07:28 PM (sFEp7)
Posted by: Anti-Harkonnen Freedom Fighter at June 25, 2009 07:29 PM (5r0Tz)
Here in Los Angeles, traffic is tied up around UCLA medical center.
So, other people with heart attacks will just have to wait while the
cretin fans come to stare at a building where a pedophile pop star
died.
If a member of my family died in the ambulance because they couldn't get to the hospital because of the MJ fans, you can be damned sure my family member would have many, many slaves in the afterlife.
I'd cut through them in numbers worthy of a Conan novel.
Posted by: Unclefacts at June 25, 2009 07:29 PM (vZVv7)
Please post one.
Posted by: 13times at June 25, 2009 07:29 PM (wT6xJ)
21 let's start a petition to fire shep. that'll teach em to leave morons like us unattended without oreilly and hannity.
Posted by: Anti-Harkonnen Freedom Fighter at June 25, 2009 07:11 PM (5r0Tz)
I personally would feel better about a petition to
set Shep on fire. We could use some of that Firestarter hairgel MJ used
back in the day. The only problem is then we run the risk of having him
look like a Pink Floyd album cover character.
Posted by: Bill H at June 25, 2009 07:28 PM (q8CmE)
oh man, that really cracked me up.
Posted by: Anti-Harkonnen Freedom Fighter at June 25, 2009 07:29 PM (5r0Tz)
Posted by: coldwarrior at June 25, 2009 07:29 PM (I3a3V)
Posted by: Ombudsman at June 25, 2009 07:30 PM (fWF4Q)
Posted by: I'm Not Even Faking It de Blog at June 25, 2009 07:30 PM (1Bods)
Posted by: Nom Schreiber de Blog at June 25, 2009 07:30 PM (1Bods)
The Mental Picture!!!! AAAAAARRRRGGGG. Must.Get.Ice.Pick.Now.
Posted by: Cyn at June 25, 2009 07:31 PM (cxzu3)
Another boil removed off the ass of humanity.
Fuck 'em.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at June 25, 2009 07:31 PM (xGIqT)
http://tinyurl.com/b5ldc6
Posted by: kbdabear at June 25, 2009 07:31 PM (7FgWm)
Posted by: GarandFan at June 25, 2009 07:31 PM (C3okI)
lives, we are informed, largely turned on what music Michael Jackson
was making."
Wow, I feel a whole lot better about my life
Posted by: meth skankliving under an overpass giving BJs for a living at June 25, 2009 07:31 PM (myCYQ)
Posted by: Ben at June 25, 2009 07:31 PM (f0I0I)
Posted by: evil libertarian at June 25, 2009 07:31 PM (GSI77)
Posted by: Unicle tweets at June 25, 2009 07:22 PM (e46Cb)
Well, we 're the sort to not let a good tragedy go to waste.
Posted by: Bill H at June 25, 2009 07:31 PM (q8CmE)
Posted by: Ombudsman at June 25, 2009 07:32 PM (fWF4Q)
the only thing more heartbreaking than fox news, is watching mtv's
coverage. when speaking about his past, the only phrase they used is
"legal troubles"
When Edward Kennedy dies they'll refer to his killing of Mary Jo as 'Ted's car trouble'.
Posted by: Unicle tweets at June 25, 2009 07:32 PM (e46Cb)
Posted by: Trajan at June 25, 2009 07:33 PM (ETd85)
Posted by: Sparky at June 25, 2009 07:33 PM (J1f2W)
Posted by: CoG at June 25, 2009 07:33 PM (vdSfT)
Posted by: coldwarrior at June 25, 2009 07:33 PM (I3a3V)
for those just tuning in, lets go to the videotape"
Posted by: av at June 25, 2009 07:34 PM (HR02C)
After all, that's the fate Barry has in mind for us with Obastardcare.
I'd like to nominate Shemp Smith, but he's too young and apparently healthy.
I nominate Henry Waxman. In a fit of wishful thinking.
Posted by: George Orwell at June 25, 2009 07:34 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Dysfunctional at June 25, 2009 07:34 PM (FTiH0)
Shep is a worthless piece of shit who should set himself on fire, pronto.
Or head to MSNBC.
Whichever comes first.
Posted by: Anti-Harkonnen Freedom Fighter at June 25, 2009 07:34 PM (5r0Tz)
Posted by: Iron Mike Tyson at June 25, 2009 07:34 PM (vZVv7)
Posted by: Waterhouse at June 25, 2009 07:34 PM (UH6dO)
Posted by: coldwarrior at June 25, 2009 07:35 PM (I3a3V)
Posted by: JohnTBissell at June 25, 2009 07:35 PM (LgpXT)
Posted by: Anti-Harkonnen Freedom Fighter at June 25, 2009 07:35 PM (5r0Tz)
Posted by: Rumor Monger at June 25, 2009 07:35 PM (hnq5i)
Posted by: Unicle tweets at June 25, 2009 07:35 PM (e46Cb)
Posted by: Elvis at June 25, 2009 07:35 PM (7FgWm)
We are here for you. Michael Jackson has died. Please send donations in lieu of flowers to any of the news organizations working 'round the clock to bring you coverage of this event.
Thank you and you're welcome.
Posted by: The MSM at June 25, 2009 07:36 PM (FcR7P)
al sharpton is sad. i hope youre all happy. racists bastards.
damned skippy I'm happy. Fuck, someone revive MJ, so we can kill him some more.
Posted by: Unclefacts at June 25, 2009 07:36 PM (vZVv7)
i'd rather see a Hillary-Soto lesbian porn scene.
Posted by: Anti-Harkonnen Freedom Fighter at June 25, 2009 07:29 PM (5r0Tz)"
You've been banned.
Posted by: Troll Busters Puking Simultaneously de Blog at June 25, 2009 07:36 PM (1Bods)
Posted by: Sparky at June 25, 2009 07:36 PM (J1f2W)
Posted by: 13times at June 25, 2009 07:36 PM (wT6xJ)
Posted by: Rev. Dr. Ted Koppel at June 25, 2009 07:36 PM (CHf6r)
Posted by: torabora at June 25, 2009 07:37 PM (QMm96)
Posted by: coldwarrior at June 25, 2009 07:37 PM (I3a3V)
Posted by: Corona at June 25, 2009 07:37 PM (InjUv)
BREAKING: Buckwheat is dead, yes, Buckwheat is dead.
Wookin pah nub?
Unce, Tice, Fee tines a mady?
Posted by: Unclefacts at June 25, 2009 07:38 PM (vZVv7)
I do get that. I think I'm just feckled-out.
Is it too early for the ONT with talkof the right cheeses to go with Triscuit crackers, Bacon, boobies, man junk and ladybits on statues, sammiches, and upcoming discounts at Victoria's Secret?
Posted by: Cyn at June 25, 2009 07:38 PM (cxzu3)
SEVEN 'Breakings' from Ace?! Uhhh, is there something we should know, oh Hairy One? You weren't in the Navy, were ya?
i keed! love the navy, they have a great band
Posted by: Dang Straights at June 25, 2009 07:38 PM (QO5YG)
Posted by: chris at June 25, 2009 07:38 PM (nYumm)
Posted by: George Orwell at June 25, 2009 07:34 PM (AZGON)
George, I'll see your Waxman, and raise you Maxine Waters and Bernie Sanders.
Posted by: Bill H at June 25, 2009 07:39 PM (q8CmE)
"fox has become unwatchable.
i'd rather see a Hillary-Soto lesbian porn scene.
Posted by: Anti-Harkonnen Freedom Fighter at June 25, 2009 07:29 PM (5r0Tz)"
You've been banned.
Posted by: Troll Busters Puking Simultaneously de Blog at June 25, 2009 07:36 PM (1Bods)
cmon man its a useful image - if every democratic senator was forced to think Soto and sex at teh same time, she'd get voted down for sure.
i mean, that is one frigid bitch. Hillary is like a sex pussycat comparatively speaking.
Posted by: Anti-Harkonnen Freedom Fighter at June 25, 2009 07:39 PM (5r0Tz)
Posted by: Barack the Magnificent at June 25, 2009 07:39 PM (UH6dO)
Posted by: Racist Bastard at June 25, 2009 07:39 PM (hKtiw)
Posted by: kbdabear at June 25, 2009 07:39 PM (7FgWm)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 25, 2009 07:40 PM (d8yxu)
One fucked up, sickass country. We're gonna get what we deserve. Alexis de Tocqueville is shaking his head in the afterlife.
Posted by: George Orwell at June 25, 2009 07:40 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Alear at June 25, 2009 07:40 PM (tmLi3)
Posted by: chris at June 25, 2009 07:41 PM (nYumm)
Posted by: coldwarrior at June 25, 2009 07:41 PM (I3a3V)
former FoxNews anchorbabe Arthel Neville. She reveals she had his
posters on his wall when a little girl. She reports "shivers" on her
body as she realized he was dead.
Well, I have a pearl necklace she can have on her body instead???
breeaking - Shep refers to an "RF Sewer", gets he's not supposed to talk about his cumdumpster mouth.
Posted by: Anti-Harkonnen Freedom Fighter at June 25, 2009 07:42 PM (5r0Tz)
this just in from msnbc, sanford, cheney and palin provided oxy to michael.
Cheney you magnificent bastard!
Posted by: Unclefacts at June 25, 2009 07:42 PM (vZVv7)
.....Not much happening here.
Posted by: Michael Jackson at June 25, 2009 07:42 PM (5V/kc)
Is it a sad day?
I feel like my heart should be going out to something or someone. Shep, tell me what to do?
Posted by: Unicle tweets at June 25, 2009 07:42 PM (e46Cb)
Posted by: Unclefacts at June 25, 2009 07:43 PM (vZVv7)
Please compare the time, footage, and emotion spent upon this dead
child molester, and the same expenditures upon Neda Soltani in Iran.
One fucked up, sickass country. We're gonna get what we deserve. Alexis de Tocqueville is shaking his head in the afterlife.
Posted by: George Orwell at June 25, 2009 07:40 PM (AZGON)
Threadwinner, sadly.
Posted by: Anti-Harkonnen Freedom Fighter at June 25, 2009 07:43 PM (5r0Tz)
Posted by: Unicle tweets at June 25, 2009 07:43 PM (e46Cb)
Posted by: scif at June 25, 2009 07:44 PM (sFEp7)
I'll see your Waters and Sanders, and raise you Bawney Fwank and Nancy Lugosi.
I mean, come on. Nancy just has to be charged with embalming fluid, judging from her looks. Every time I see her face, I expect her mask to crack, fall, and see Dr. Phibes underneath.
Posted by: George Orwell at June 25, 2009 07:44 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: coldwarrior at June 25, 2009 07:44 PM (I3a3V)
Posted by: MSM Douches de Blog at June 25, 2009 07:45 PM (1Bods)
Posted by: Chevy Chase at June 25, 2009 07:45 PM (pfStM)
Michael Jackson we put up with because it was wall to wall on MTV and the kid liked him. And there was some stuff you could dance to. But outside of being a freak show, he hasn't done anything worthwhile in decades.
But hat's off for Farrah. Now there was an angel.
Posted by: Ranger at June 25, 2009 07:46 PM (b82rd)
Posted by: Ben at June 25, 2009 07:46 PM (f0I0I)
Posted by: Unicle tweets at June 25, 2009 07:46 PM (e46Cb)
Posted by: Shep Smith-Cooper's Shine Box de Blog at June 25, 2009 07:46 PM (1Bods)
Posted by: meleager at June 25, 2009 07:46 PM (Mbz0W)
Posted by: ABCNNBCBS at June 25, 2009 07:46 PM (UH6dO)
I just laughed so hard that I peed a little. Pure Hilarity!
And no, you're not the only one who wants to revert Shep to a small boy, roll back time a few years, and then introduce him to Michael.
Posted by: Cyn at June 25, 2009 07:46 PM (cxzu3)
Posted by: coldwarrior at June 25, 2009 07:47 PM (I3a3V)
Posted by: Anti-Harkonnen Freedom Fighter at June 25, 2009 07:48 PM (5r0Tz)
Posted by: Cautiously Pessimistic at June 25, 2009 07:48 PM (ltwze)
Wrong time for a revolution in Iran, eh?
Posted by: Dysfunctional at June 25, 2009 07:48 PM (FTiH0)
Posted by: atwood at June 25, 2009 07:48 PM (DCvYe)
Posted by: LA District Attorneys de Blog at June 25, 2009 07:49 PM (1Bods)
"They always die in 3's"
Sure as shit
Ed McMahon
Farah Fawcett
Michael Jackson
Posted by: TendStl at June 25, 2009 07:49 PM (wNN6d)
And then this has been compared to Kennedy, Princess Di, John Lennon, Elvis, James Dean and Marilyn. Is that the end of the roll call of the dead too soon stars?
I am thinking about sending nasty notes to Shep. Telling him his panty shield is showing, eyeliner is smudged, you know, passive/aggresive stuff.
Forget about that Crap and Tax bullshite. No RedEye and F and F is coming on early at 5 am to do a "retrospective" of Jackson's life.
Posted by: di butler at June 25, 2009 07:49 PM (tjdui)
Posted by: coldwarrior at June 25, 2009 07:50 PM (I3a3V)
Posted by: kbdabear at June 25, 2009 07:50 PM (7FgWm)
Posted by: Sparky at June 25, 2009 07:50 PM (J1f2W)
Posted by: George Orwell at June 25, 2009 07:44 PM (AZGON)
Dude, you've forced me into this. I did not want to do this. I'll see your SanFran Nan and Bawney, and raise you a lesbian 3-way with Janet Reno, Hillary!, and that old hag in the White House press pool. Michelle the Gorgon can referee.
Posted by: Bill H at June 25, 2009 07:50 PM (q8CmE)
Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at June 25, 2009 07:50 PM (AvpZg)
Posted by: Brenden at June 25, 2009 07:50 PM (54lqZ)
elton is composing a smarmy lament as we speak.
hahaha, let me guess...
something to do with a candle...
and wind?
Posted by: Unicle tweets at June 25, 2009 07:51 PM (e46Cb)
But Michael Jackson abused children. So I'm lost on this one.
Posted by: Southerners de Blog at June 25, 2009 07:51 PM (1Bods)
Now, is this the last pic alive, or perhaps more accurately, the FRIST pic dead??!!
Posted by: Cyn at June 25, 2009 07:52 PM (cxzu3)
You know, Health care for all! Cap and save or create!
Fuck these motherfuckers!
Damnit, someone get me a fuckin response ready for TOTUS. This guy is much more important than that warmonger Long that was shot recruiting 5 year olds into this war of choice.
Fuckers
Posted by: Barry Obama (TendStl) at June 25, 2009 07:52 PM (wNN6d)
Posted by: maddogg at June 25, 2009 07:52 PM (RL5Dn)
Posted by: Tresjin at June 25, 2009 07:52 PM (l7K0j)
Hell, that just means everyone in Hollyweird can breathe easier (at least, easier than MJ) for a few months.
Posted by: Bill H at June 25, 2009 07:52 PM (q8CmE)
Posted by: kbdabear at June 25, 2009 07:52 PM (7FgWm)
The reception orgy will last seven days and cost 1.5 trillion dollars, creating or saving dozens of catering jobs.
Posted by: George Orwell at June 25, 2009 07:52 PM (AZGON)
Maybethey just assume that after all the surgery and skin bleaching his spermaquired caucasian DNAin some sort of sympathetic reaction.
Posted by: AP idea stylist at June 25, 2009 07:53 PM (ecZmv)
Posted by: Kid whose parents sold out at June 25, 2009 07:53 PM (t/GDA)
Is there a difference between MJ worship and Obama worship?.
Compare and contrast the messaniac tendendicies and problematic
histories of each.
Michael Jackson had:
1. a job
2. talent
Prez for Life Hussein:
1. never held a real job
2. can read a teleprompter
As for their fan base, well, I certainly can understand why people were followed Jackson. He was a very talented entertainer. Those that follow Obama, well, I don't know what they see in him.
In other words, MJ did have something credible to worship.
Posted by: shibumi at June 25, 2009 07:53 PM (OKZrE)
Posted by: tito gimme a tissue at June 25, 2009 07:53 PM (eu7/X)
124 Suicide angle sure makes sense.
2 Oh Lord, I wonder if the reporting is going to go on as long as the Anna Nicole Smith thing too then? Well, thanks for doing the ugly work of watching CNN so we don't have to.
Posted by: sis at June 25, 2009 07:53 PM (hm0CN)
Posted by: coldwarrior at June 25, 2009 07:54 PM (I3a3V)
Will any of those crackerjack reporters ever notice that the kids
Michael Jackson supposedly fathered are white, and he's....you
know....black?
Maybethey just assume that after all the surgery and skin bleaching
his spermaquired caucasian DNAin some sort of sympathetic reaction.
Posted by: AP idea stylist at June 25, 2009 07:53 PM (ecZmv)
now there's some funny shit.
Posted by: Anti-Harkonnen Freedom Fighter at June 25, 2009 07:55 PM (5r0Tz)
Posted by: coldwarrior at June 25, 2009 07:55 PM (I3a3V)
his spermaquired caucasian DNAin some sort of sympathetic reaction.
Well maybe Lamarck was right.
Posted by: Mtenloch at June 25, 2009 07:55 PM (SKftV)
Posted by: Zombie Johnny Cochran de Blog at June 25, 2009 07:56 PM (1Bods)
Posted by: teri at June 25, 2009 07:56 PM (zZXNL)
i got a little tennessee white liquor left.
I'm having two fingers' of Jack Daniels Green Label whiskey.
My index finger and little finger.
But two fingers, nonetheless.
Boozeless in ATL here...sigh
Posted by: Anti-Harkonnen Freedom Fighter at June 25, 2009 07:56 PM (5r0Tz)
Posted by: Unicle tweets at June 25, 2009 07:56 PM (e46Cb)
I know I'm gonna fucking destroyed over this comment......
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 25, 2009 07:57 PM (d8yxu)
Now--Farrah's legacy lives on in that poster. For those too young to remember it--that was the original bunk moment. Literally.
P.S.: My newscast in hell has Shep as anchor with a commentary by Fred Barnes. The lead-in is a 200-hour episode of "The View."
P.P.S.: My newcast in heaven has the talking poster of Farrah Fawcett as anchor with commentary by Eric Sevareid. The lead-in is a 200-hour episode of "Hogan's Heroes."
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 25, 2009 07:57 PM (uM+37)
1. Ed McMahon
2. Farrah Fawcett
3. Michael Jackson
1. Jeff Goldblum
2. ?
3. ?
Posted by: BrianO at June 25, 2009 07:57 PM (7Zs42)
If you this the coverage of his death is going to get ugly - just wait until the circus that surrounds settling his estate.
The low-lifes are going to be coming out of the woodwork.
Will Howard Stern (the lawyer) claim to be the real father of Michael's children?
Where's Zsa Zsa's husband, BTW?
Posted by: Dysfunctional at June 25, 2009 07:57 PM (FTiH0)
Partial bad name.
Posted by: Who Knows at June 25, 2009 07:57 PM (0aQsc)
Posted by: President Pantywaist at June 25, 2009 07:57 PM (czm9r)
1) Farrah Fawcett
2) RIP MJ
and...
3) Jeff Goldblum
Internet rumors are pretty awesome.
(BTW, they rank those in order, right?)
Posted by: dan-O at June 25, 2009 07:58 PM (teb/C)
his spermaquired caucasian DNAin some sort of sympathetic reaction.
Posted by: AP idea stylist at June 25, 2009 07:53 PM (ecZmv
We stand behind the Clorox brand as we have for the last 75 years.
Posted by: Procter & Gamble at June 25, 2009 07:59 PM (d8yxu)
you'll need a footlocker for all the ammo, and the key to get out on the roof
good hunting!
Posted by: Jones at June 25, 2009 07:59 PM (KOkrW)
Posted by: homeland secirity guy at June 25, 2009 07:59 PM (cxzu3)
Posted by: John Galt at June 25, 2009 07:59 PM (Ylv1H)
Posted by: richard mcenroe at June 25, 2009 08:00 PM (ALhLC)
Posted by: Dysfunctional at June 25, 2009 08:00 PM (FTiH0)
Hypocrisy knows no shame.
Posted by: The Chimp at June 25, 2009 08:00 PM (teBup)
Will the orgy never end?!?!?
Posted by: drillanwr at June 25, 2009 08:01 PM (Lpcy6)
It seems as though two celebrity deaths just isnt enough for some
members of the public. Mischievous types have begun spreading the
rumour that actor Jeff Goldblum fell to his death from a mountain in
New Zealand. Well, dont start mourning The Fly just yet - actor Kevin
Spacey insists that rumours of Jeffs death have been greatly
exaggerated.
Kevin Spacey on Twitter says:
And if you cant trust Kevin Spacey, who can you trust?
Posted by: Anti-Harkonnen Freedom Fighter at June 25, 2009 08:01 PM (5r0Tz)
Yeah, he's an Obama guy. Do. Not. Care. He rocks and he did a great thing for a dying kid.
Posted by: DrewM. at June 25, 2009 08:01 PM (iTt2X)
Posted by: coldwarrior at June 25, 2009 08:02 PM (I3a3V)
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at June 25, 2009 08:02 PM (Mt+xC)
Posted by: CDR M at June 25, 2009 08:02 PM (cvmTR)
Posted by: drillanwr at June 25, 2009 08:02 PM (Lpcy6)
You know, there isn't a lot to do here.....
There's nothing even on TV. All the news is carrying the same stupid story.
Posted by: Michael Jackson at June 25, 2009 08:02 PM (5V/kc)
Posted by: Ben at June 25, 2009 08:02 PM (f0I0I)
Posted by: Rep. Barney Frank at June 25, 2009 08:03 PM (d8yxu)
Posted by: evil libertarian at June 25, 2009 08:03 PM (GSI77)
Though I never blew you at all
You had the grace to hold yourself
While those around you crawled
They crawled out of their cribs
And they whispered into your pants
They set you on the rollercoaster
And they made you change your noseAnd it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind
Never knowing who to cling to
When the rain set in
And I would have liked to have known you
But I wasn't just a kid
Your candle burned out long before
Your legend ever did
Posted by: Elton John at June 25, 2009 08:04 PM (e46Cb)
Posted by: Cyn at June 25, 2009 08:04 PM (cxzu3)
http://tinyurl.com/nfwp8v
Posted by: drillanwr at June 25, 2009 08:04 PM (Lpcy6)
Posted by: UCLA Medical Center at June 25, 2009 08:04 PM (7FgWm)
Posted by: Rick Warren at June 25, 2009 08:05 PM (d8yxu)
Posted by: meth skankliving under an overpass giving BJs for a living at June 25, 2009 08:05 PM (myCYQ)
ghostwritten by either Bill Ayers or BHO. He'll make more money dead than
alive.
Posted by: The Authenticity of Hoop ➃➃ at June 25, 2009 08:05 PM (oIIff)
Posted by: Dysfunctional at June 25, 2009 08:05 PM (FTiH0)
Posted by: coldwarrior at June 25, 2009 08:05 PM (I3a3V)
i'd forgotten how truly awful Geraldo is.
Doesnt he have something to fucking do with himself during the week?
do they keep him in a sealed container at Fox studios with a sign on it:
"Break glass only in case of celebrity death"????
Posted by: Anti-Harkonnen Freedom Fighter at June 25, 2009 08:06 PM (5r0Tz)
So sorry, Michael.
Posted by: jehovah Witnesses at June 25, 2009 08:06 PM (0aQsc)
No way, Josie ...
Posted by: drillanwr at June 25, 2009 08:06 PM (Lpcy6)
Posted by: White House Press Office at June 25, 2009 08:06 PM (J1f2W)
Posted by: The ADD Generation at June 25, 2009 08:06 PM (UH6dO)
Us 48 - not so much.
Another round of Glenlivet muscle relaxants!
Posted by: meth skankliving under an overpass giving BJs for a living at June 25, 2009 08:06 PM (myCYQ)
Posted by: Geraldo's Mustache at June 25, 2009 08:08 PM (f0I0I)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at June 25, 2009 08:08 PM (YzDEL)
Posted by: drillanwr at June 25, 2009 08:08 PM (Lpcy6)
Michael Jackson is setting the standard for the new ObamaCare!
If you are handicapped or debilitated in any way, take the freakin' handful of pills and STFU.
Its for the Children!!!1!!
Posted by: TXMarko at June 25, 2009 08:08 PM (yueGS)
You were 130,001.
So sorry, Michael.
Posted by: jehovah Witnesses at June 25, 2009 08:06 PM (0aQsc)
--I thought it was 144,000, not 130,000.
Posted by: Bubbles. Just Bubbles. at June 25, 2009 08:08 PM (tjUml)
Posted by: maddogg at June 25, 2009 08:08 PM (RL5Dn)
Posted by: Obama's Credibility at June 25, 2009 08:08 PM (teBup)
Will Jackson be interred with honors in the NAMBLA national cemetary?
Will he get a prominent place in the front foyar of their museum for
children?
Posted by: maddogg at June 25, 2009 08:08 PM (RL5Dn)
oh man...that one got me too...NAMBLA #1 all time member for sure.
Posted by: Anti-Harkonnen Freedom Fighter at June 25, 2009 08:09 PM (5r0Tz)
Posted by: Aaron at June 25, 2009 08:09 PM (5i9U+)
1. Ed McMahon
2. Farrah Fawcett
3. Michael Jackson
1. Jeff Goldblum
2. ?
3. ?
Its a hoax, hes not dead.
Posted by: Barry Obama (TendStl) at June 25, 2009 08:09 PM (wNN6d)
(Damn sockpuppet!)
Posted by: logprof at June 25, 2009 08:09 PM (tjUml)
So sorry, Michael.
Posted by: jehovah Witnesses at June 25, 2009 08:06 PM (0aQsc)
--I thought it was 144,000, not 130,000.
Posted by: Bubbles. Just Bubbles.
Damn Obama recession!
Posted by: drillanwr at June 25, 2009 08:10 PM (Lpcy6)
Posted by: TXMarko at June 25, 2009 08:10 PM (yueGS)
Posted by: Farah Fawcett at June 25, 2009 08:11 PM (0aQsc)
Posted by: coldwarrior at June 25, 2009 08:11 PM (I3a3V)
Posted by: Unicle tweets at June 25, 2009 08:11 PM (e46Cb)
Triumph the insult comic dog at the MJ trial.
Posted by: UCLA Medical Center at June 25, 2009 08:12 PM (7FgWm)
geraldo is the black angel of death....i'm never letting that douchebag near me.
Posted by: evil libertarian at June 25, 2009 08:12 PM (GSI77)
Posted by: brak at June 25, 2009 08:12 PM (AN17e)
Don't worry your pointy little head - that capitalism shit all ends tomorrow.
Posted by: Waterhouse at June 25, 2009 08:12 PM (UH6dO)
His nose grew back, too.
Posted by: Elvis at June 25, 2009 08:13 PM (0aQsc)
Posted by: Elizabeth Taylor at June 25, 2009 08:14 PM (cxzu3)
Posted by: Guy Who Confuses Black Pop Stars at June 25, 2009 08:14 PM (gEsIJ)
Posted by: Haile Tsada at June 25, 2009 08:15 PM (pAvyS)
Posted by: Michael Jackson at June 25, 2009 08:16 PM (d8yxu)
Posted by: Jehovah at June 25, 2009 08:16 PM (0aQsc)
And I beheld: and lo a Lamb stood upon mount Sion, and with him an hundred forty-four thousand, having his name and the name of his Father written on their foreheads. And I heard a voice from heaven, as the noise of many waters and as the voice of great thunder. And the voice which I heard was as the voice of harpers, harping on their harps. And they sung as it were a new -->canticle-->, before the throne and before the four -->living--> creatures and the ancients: and no man could say the -->canticle-->, but those hundred forty-four thousand who were purchased from the earth.
I think the JVs get it from here (Revelation 14: 1-3).
Posted by: logprof at June 25, 2009 08:16 PM (tjUml)
Posted by: Lisa Marie Presley at June 25, 2009 08:16 PM (cxzu3)
Posted by: jane at June 25, 2009 08:16 PM (NUl2C)
Posted by: Dick Primate at June 25, 2009 08:16 PM (iVO/E)
Disgusting
Posted by: The Q at June 25, 2009 08:16 PM (pfStM)
hmmm... listeners calling and saying enough?
Posted by: kbdabear at June 25, 2009 08:16 PM (7FgWm)
Posted by: torabora at June 25, 2009 08:17 PM (QMm96)
Posted by: Michael Jackson at June 25, 2009 08:17 PM (d8yxu)
To repeat: Transformers 2 sucked. If you've seen it and liked it, please let me know 'cuz I want the pleasure of publically calling you a immature nincompoop with awful taste in movies.
That is all.
Posted by: Unicle tweets at June 25, 2009 08:17 PM (e46Cb)
As I was frantically changing channels trying to find some station not babbling about this 'story', I chanced to overhear some hot but brain-dead bimbo celebretard 'reporter' droning on about how she hasn't even had a chance to 'process' Farrah Fawcett's death, and now this.
The agony of 'processing' the death of someone you in all likelihood hadn't even thought about in years. Fuck me.
Posted by: Waterhouse at June 25, 2009 08:18 PM (UH6dO)
Posted by: logprof at June 25, 2009 08:18 PM (tjUml)
Posted by: coldwarrior at June 25, 2009 08:18 PM (I3a3V)
Posted by: Waterhouse at June 25, 2009 08:19 PM (UH6dO)
Posted by: Unicle tweets at June 25, 2009 08:19 PM (e46Cb)
Was a birth certificate involved?
Was a suspicious lebgth of rope found at each scene?
Posted by: Kristopher at June 25, 2009 08:19 PM (Jjzb5)
Is he any relation to Chad Johnson, the screaming fucking pass dropping pussy that plays for the Bengals?
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 25, 2009 08:19 PM (d8yxu)
Posted by: Farah Fawcett
OK, Janet ... Knock that shit off ... This ain't YOUR moment you know.
Posted by: drillanwr at June 25, 2009 08:19 PM (Lpcy6)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 25, 2009 08:19 PM (AJ4xq)
Posted by: Dysfunctional at June 25, 2009 08:20 PM (FTiH0)
There was a popular techno song called "Michael Jackson is in Heaven now" a long time ago around the time of another called "Helmut Kohl (sp?) is Tot" which I guess means dead.
Kinda wonder if any new songs will dispute that location given the private life allegations.
Posted by: sis at June 25, 2009 08:20 PM (hm0CN)
Posted by: Java at June 25, 2009 08:20 PM (wNd3M)
Posted by: Unicle tweets at June 25, 2009 08:17 PM (e46Cb)
--Thanks for the review. You shoulda listened to me; I would have saved you the $$$!
Posted by: logprof at June 25, 2009 08:20 PM (tjUml)
Posted by: Geraldo's Mustache at June 25, 2009 08:21 PM (f0I0I)
Where's my beer? I invented it, but I still need a beer run.
Posted by: Jehovah at June 25, 2009 08:21 PM (0aQsc)
Posted by: Kristopher at June 25, 2009 08:22 PM (Jjzb5)
Posted by: MCPO Airdale at June 25, 2009 08:22 PM (l51zO)
Posted by: ken at June 25, 2009 08:22 PM (9zzk+)
Posted by: crowtoe
Heh, heh, heh, luck had nuttin' to do wit it. Rememba the Illinois daily numba the day after Metro was elected?
Posted by: RushBabe at June 25, 2009 08:22 PM (LKkE8)
Did you review it, logprof? I musta missed it. It's cool, though, it was a bootleg copy.
F-You Jack Valenti!!!
Oh wait. Is Jack Valenti dead?
Posted by: Unicle tweets at June 25, 2009 08:22 PM (e46Cb)
Dude, you're going to mess up the 'celebrities die in threes' fuckwitted numerologists' brains.
Posted by: Waterhouse at June 25, 2009 08:22 PM (UH6dO)
Posted by: coldwarrior at June 25, 2009 08:22 PM (I3a3V)
Hey, even as an 11 yr old Tenderfoot, I could still have broken him in half if he touched me
Posted by: Ombudsman at June 25, 2009 08:23 PM (fWF4Q)
Posted by: sis at June 25, 2009 08:20 PM (hm0CN)
--sis, I recall a particularly annoying one from my college days with the refrain "James Brown . . . is dead!"
Posted by: logprof at June 25, 2009 08:23 PM (tjUml)
The company that makes only right handed bedazzled gloves will be out of business by tomorrow.
This is being reported because of the massive impact it will have on this country. Damnit! Now Barack is going to have to create or save even more jobs to prevent a total collapse of california.
Posted by: Ben at June 25, 2009 08:24 PM (f0I0I)
did they mention obama by name in transformers two?
Um, well, I don't know because I couldn't watch more than 15 minutes of it.
Okay, so my 'review' isn't really reliable. You'll have to trust my instincts -- the movie sucks.
Posted by: Unicle tweets at June 25, 2009 08:24 PM (e46Cb)
Posted by: kbdabear at June 25, 2009 08:25 PM (7FgWm)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 25, 2009 08:25 PM (teBup)
Posted by: Michael's Nose at June 25, 2009 08:25 PM (0aQsc)
Posted by: Unicle tweets at June 25, 2009 08:22 PM (e46Cb)
--High-five for not sending any royalties Megan Fox's way. Loopy fucking c**t.
Posted by: logprof at June 25, 2009 08:25 PM (tjUml)
He is one of the world's biggest freaks but the man really was an icon. This is big news and should get serious air time.
Posted by: navycopjoe at June 25, 2009 08:26 PM (JNOXj)
CNN, Fox, MSNBC and the rest will become the 24/7 obit channels.
North Korea could strike the US with nukes and no one would notice.
Hey - wait a minute... How close is the Iranian Embassy to the Jackson residence?
Posted by: Dysfunctional at June 25, 2009 08:26 PM (FTiH0)
Posted by: Ben at June 25, 2009 08:26 PM (f0I0I)
Well according to The Sun UK he died after being given an injection of demerol. So it probably wasn't suicide or murder, just drug carelessness. And maybe an indifference to death.
Posted by: Mtenloch at June 25, 2009 08:26 PM (SKftV)
Posted by: ken
I thought that went for atleast 20 bucks on the street corner ...
Posted by: drillanwr at June 25, 2009 08:26 PM (Lpcy6)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 25, 2009 08:26 PM (BE9eW)
Why the fuck is no one in the media covering this???
Posted by: beedubya at June 25, 2009 08:26 PM (AnTyA)
I'll bet Michael died of autoerotic asphyxiation as well.
More investigations need to be made of the other two celebs' deaths, I tell you ....
Posted by: Kristopher at June 25, 2009 08:27 PM (Jjzb5)
Posted by: T_Dumbass at June 25, 2009 08:27 PM (UH6dO)
When I turned it off, I think I heard Shep weeping gently in the background. What the fuck is up with him? I know he's always been orange faced and hysterical, but he seems to have gone over the edge. Was MJ his first celebrity crush or something?
I blame Princess Diana. The celebrity obsessed in this country have always been jealous of the culture of grief her death set off in England, and have been yearning for a similar death here for them to get behind.
Posted by: Scout at June 25, 2009 08:27 PM (7Uoki)
Shep Smith agrees to adopt Michael Jackson's gerbils.
Posted by: Fish at June 25, 2009 08:28 PM (FnA4R)
Btw, I've decided Geraldo is more interesting than Shep because it's amusing (to me, anyway) to watchGeraldo make everything about him.
Posted by: estee at June 25, 2009 08:28 PM (xlYqZ)
No, no, when the fourth celebrity dies, you just start a new triplet. So we have two more to go.
Posted by: Mtenloch at June 25, 2009 08:29 PM (SKftV)
Oh well ... I guess Shep just wanted to become a real Gerbilist.
Posted by: Kristopher at June 25, 2009 08:29 PM (Jjzb5)
Man can't live on 'young buck dogs' forever, you know
Posted by: drillanwr at June 25, 2009 08:30 PM (Lpcy6)
Posted by: Scout at June 25, 2009 08:27 PM (7Uoki)
welcome to America's 'Diana moment'
Posted by: Jones at June 25, 2009 08:30 PM (KOkrW)
(while hitting joint)
"yo...its like....its like he went all reverse Tropic Thunder, maaaan.....i mean instead of white to black....he was like.....black to white yo....."
Posted by: Anti-Harkonnen Freedom Fighter at June 25, 2009 08:30 PM (5r0Tz)
Posted by: The Authenticity of Hoop ➃ mtcmtmail= at June 25, 2009 08:31 PM (oIIff)
In light of Mr Jackson's death, we're thinking of marketing and manufacturing a Michael Jackson Children's Thermometer.
It will play this:
Your butt is mineGonna take you rightOh I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm bad...
when the temperature reaches 95 degrees and above.
What do you think?
Posted by: Johnson & Johnson Marketing Division at June 25, 2009 08:31 PM (e46Cb)
Transformers 2 sucked? That is news I can use.
Their advertising is first class though, you can't go anywhere without targeted ads making it look child and family friendly during entertainment shows women watch, or focusing on the opposite super sexiness to men's mag audiences. I'm in awe of their PR which made me think maybe it'd be good, wonder who's responsible.
Posted by: sis at June 25, 2009 08:31 PM (hm0CN)
Posted by: RushBabe at June 25, 2009 08:32 PM (LKkE8)
Posted by: Fish at June 25, 2009 08:32 PM (FnA4R)
Now some can argue that she was incapable of being defiled - but that state came after the Michael issue.
In any event, Rock on Elvis! And, watch the nose - it will stick to your fist!
Posted by: george at June 25, 2009 08:32 PM (By3BV)
Less than 2 hours later, MJ's dead and a bunch of my co-workers are creeped out.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 25, 2009 08:33 PM (oT+Ek)
Posted by: The Authenticity of Hoop ➃➃ at June 25, 2009 08:33 PM (oIIff)
Dunk them in salsa con queso. Yummy.
What were we talking about?
Posted by: KelliD at June 25, 2009 08:34 PM (Q9Cny)
Explain it away as a Rovian plot and nothing more.
Posted by: Fish at June 25, 2009 08:35 PM (FnA4R)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
We were ALL wondering who to blame for this!
Posted by: drillanwr at June 25, 2009 08:35 PM (Lpcy6)
This is our "Di moment"
It's all about MEEEEE and how Di's death affected MEEEE
It's now about MEEEE and how Michael's death affects MEEEEE
Posted by: kbdabear at June 25, 2009 08:35 PM (7FgWm)
Posted by: Ben at June 25, 2009 08:36 PM (f0I0I)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at June 25, 2009 08:36 PM (sfRWa)
And Fox is playing MJ videos because Shep is overcome with emotion.
Posted by: tsj017 at June 25, 2009 08:37 PM (TV9JE)
Posted by: Ben at June 25, 2009 08:38 PM (f0I0I)
Posted by: Barry Sotero at June 25, 2009 08:38 PM (QMm96)
http://tinyurl.com/meucz6
Posted by: beedubya at June 25, 2009 08:39 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: Fish at June 25, 2009 08:39 PM (FnA4R)
Posted by: Tresjin at June 25, 2009 08:39 PM (l7K0j)
Oh really? LOL I totally missed that one. 100% accuracy so far with these songs and rumors eventually, somehow they keep getting proved right in the end.
Posted by: sis at June 25, 2009 08:39 PM (hm0CN)
Remember this day (and tomorrow and the next day and so on...) and compare it to the coverage the news outlets give the 40th anniversary of Apollo 11's moon landing on July 20th.
Posted by: Unicle tweets at June 25, 2009 08:39 PM (e46Cb)
Posted by: Elton John at June 25, 2009 08:39 PM (teBup)
Posted by: Mystry at June 25, 2009 08:39 PM (dIHlE)
Posted by: Amy at June 25, 2009 08:39 PM (eGNTq)
And during that week we'll dust off our old cassette tapes of his better music and play them at least once, to remind ourselves what decent music used to sound like.
And we'll have that long overdue warning talk with our kids aboutfreakyinsane buttfuckers who prey on little kids.
And then the madness will end.
Posted by: Sharkman at June 25, 2009 08:40 PM (OcxlV)
Posted by: LA Coroners Office at June 25, 2009 08:40 PM (0aQsc)
Posted by: estee at June 25, 2009 08:40 PM (xlYqZ)
Posted by: torabora at June 25, 2009 08:40 PM (QMm96)
Technically, I think his producers call it "the vault." His peers call it "the Capone." The public calls it "the blessed relief from a blithering douche."
Technically.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 25, 2009 08:40 PM (rZ235)
Posted by: MEEEEE at June 25, 2009 08:41 PM (cxzu3)
Posted by: Ocho Texto at June 25, 2009 08:41 PM (JyfVU)
Every time a pedophile dies an imp gets his wings.
Posted by: Mtenloch at June 25, 2009 08:41 PM (SKftV)
Shep Smith is just unraveled because he and MJ planned a coming out party together and Michael chickened out.....
But no worries Shep...I'm sure light in the loafers Barry will stand in as the black "guy" for you...
Posted by: christmasghost at June 25, 2009 08:42 PM (aUut1)
Posted by: Cyn at June 25, 2009 08:43 PM (cxzu3)
Posted by: Evil Red Scandi at June 25, 2009 08:43 PM (erlfI)
Posted by: eman at June 25, 2009 08:44 PM (fpywm)
Posted by: Barack Obama at June 25, 2009 08:44 PM (jNE9Q)
Posted by: Michelle Obama at June 25, 2009 08:44 PM (Ftcrf)
And then congress willbegin working on legislationto baneating disorders.
Posted by: estee at June 25, 2009 08:45 PM (xlYqZ)
i think it is ochentocino
Posted by: Ben at June 25, 2009 08:45 PM (f0I0I)
Posted by: Fish at June 25, 2009 08:46 PM (FnA4R)
Posted by: Plain Troof at June 25, 2009 08:47 PM (g2sw+)
Posted by: Trajan at June 25, 2009 08:48 PM (ETd85)
Posted by: butch at June 25, 2009 08:48 PM (myCYQ)
Thank you.
Posted by: tangonine at June 25, 2009 08:49 PM (C8Pcc)
Posted by: di butler at June 25, 2009 08:49 PM (tjdui)
Posted by: Fish at June 25, 2009 08:49 PM (FnA4R)
Posted by: Barry da man Obamacan at June 25, 2009 08:49 PM (NLtVk)
WTF is wrong w/the MSM?
Posted by: Ocho Texto at June 25, 2009 08:49 PM (JyfVU)
Posted by: jane at June 25, 2009 08:49 PM (NUl2C)
Posted by: troyriser at June 25, 2009 08:50 PM (cYYYp)
Posted by: BS, Inc. at June 25, 2009 08:50 PM (Gogjm)
Posted by: franklinstein at June 25, 2009 08:50 PM (AZ2ZF)
Posted by: mike at June 25, 2009 08:50 PM (9dSAJ)
In that case, there's only one more to go.
Well, at least if you count the death of Shep Smith's dignity.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at June 25, 2009 08:50 PM (plsiE)
Posted by: thebronze at June 25, 2009 08:51 PM (oMHAH)
Posted by: Ocho Texto at June 25, 2009 08:51 PM (JyfVU)
Haven't seen MJ. You sure he's coming?
Posted by: Farrah at June 25, 2009 08:52 PM (dQdrY)
You fly in with Carol Lombard....
Grace Kelly and James Dean drive you to your hotel....
Dip in the pool with Natalie Wood
Dinner with Mama Cass followed by drinks with William Holden.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 25, 2009 08:52 PM (oT+Ek)
"But, I still have my Members Only jacket!"
Posted by: eman at June 25, 2009 08:53 PM (fpywm)
Posted by: mike at June 25, 2009 08:54 PM (9dSAJ)
Donna Brazille and other top Democrats can say wonderful things about a pedophile, Michael Jackson.
But if John McCain or any presidential candidate has his photo taken with Jerry Falwell...
Posted by: Unicle tweets at June 25, 2009 08:54 PM (e46Cb)
findit NOW, before the Jackson family auction takes place on E-bay in
the next few months.
Posted by: Trajan at June 25, 2009 08:55 PM (ETd85)
Posted by: blackrockmarauder at June 25, 2009 08:56 PM (GvgvT)
Posted by: Ocho Texto at June 25, 2009 08:56 PM (JyfVU)
Makes me proud to be a liberal.
Posted by: Bullwinkle at June 25, 2009 08:56 PM (Lsz2a)
Posted by: Roy at June 25, 2009 08:57 PM (jwbSX)
Posted by: A Mountain in New Zealand at June 25, 2009 08:57 PM (3p97v)
The same people celebrating the life of Michael Jackson, a pedophile, are constantly shitting on Gov Sarah Palin.
These. People. Sicken. Me.
Posted by: Unicle tweets at June 25, 2009 08:57 PM (e46Cb)
Cats are so heartless
Posted by: kbdabear at June 25, 2009 08:57 PM (cGmnP)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at June 25, 2009 08:57 PM (sfRWa)
Posted by: Countrysquire at June 25, 2009 08:57 PM (pAaCg)
Posted by: sandbagger at June 25, 2009 08:58 PM (jN/tx)
Posted by: Farrah Fawcett at June 25, 2009 08:58 PM (oE1S9)
207....Goldblum story a hoax...someone should tell wikipedia... that always honest and accurate purveyor of "facts" then......snicker
Posted by: christmasghost at June 25, 2009 08:58 PM (aUut1)
Compassion is for losers, pansy.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 25, 2009 08:59 PM (oT+Ek)
Posted by: Ocho Texto at June 25, 2009 08:59 PM (JyfVU)
Posted by: kbdabear at June 25, 2009 09:00 PM (cGmnP)
"Blanket," and, um, I don't know his other kid's name. "Spatula,"
maybe. "Soup Tureen." Some other common household item, I'd imagine.
Fucking Classic!
I'm sill waiting on reaction from Corey Feldman
When I think I my Jackson...all I hear is Enter Sandman.
Posted by: Rocks at June 25, 2009 09:00 PM (3RHzM)
Posted by: cheshirecat@cheshirecat.com at June 25, 2009 09:00 PM (oE1S9)
Posted by: Via Shannon at June 25, 2009 09:01 PM (UkL5l)
We aim to please.
Posted by: cheshirecat at June 25, 2009 09:01 PM (oE1S9)
Gonna need some help paying for the first month's increases on utility bills after tomorrow
Posted by: drillanwr at June 25, 2009 09:01 PM (Lpcy6)
...
...slated to appear: Frank Sinatra, Jim Morrison, Jimmi Hendrix, Dean Martin, Ricky Nelson, Gus Van Zandt, Ace Frehly...you get the idea.
Posted by: g at June 25, 2009 09:01 PM (FAYNo)
He had dignity????
Come on...how can you joke around on such a sad day.....
Posted by: christmasghost at June 25, 2009 09:01 PM (aUut1)
Posted by: cheshirecat
The only thing we snipers feel is the recoil of the gun ...
Posted by: drillanwr at June 25, 2009 09:02 PM (Lpcy6)
You con(victs) never fail to disappoint me with your utter lack of compassion.Makes me proud to be a liberal.
Aren't you supposed to type a teary entry onto your Facebook blog about Michael's meaning to YOUR life, then crawl into a ball and cry yourself to sleep? What kind of liberal are you?
Posted by: kbdabear at June 25, 2009 09:02 PM (cGmnP)
Posted by: Farrah Fawcett at June 25, 2009 08:58 PM (oE1S9)
You BOTH suck.
Posted by: Ed McMahon at June 25, 2009 09:03 PM (KOkrW)
Posted by: Mikey Jackson....rotting in hell at June 25, 2009 09:03 PM (h+amG)
rope tied around Jacko's neck and the other end tied around David
Carradine's penis"
OK. I giggled at that like I was a little school girl Shep Smith. I'm going to hell for it... but it was worth it.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 25, 2009 09:03 PM (rZ235)
Kinda funny that the day the Supreme court says "Strip Search of Child Illegal", MJ checks out from this earth. Guess he couldn't take the disappointment.
-AC
Posted by: Anonymous Coward at June 25, 2009 09:03 PM (WIdyQ)
The MSM once had class.
Posted by: lmg at June 25, 2009 09:03 PM (Qt4Y7)
The circular firing squad continues.
Posted by: poon at June 25, 2009 09:03 PM (i31Zq)
Posted by: christmasghost at June 25, 2009 09:03 PM (aUut1)
Posted by: Trajan at June 25, 2009 09:03 PM (ETd85)
Posted by: eman at June 25, 2009 09:04 PM (fpywm)
This, from the bunch that would book a tour to spit on Reagan's grave
Posted by: Ed McMahon at June 25, 2009 09:04 PM (KOkrW)
Posted by: Jones at June 25, 2009 09:05 PM (KOkrW)
Posted by: Kayne West tweats at June 25, 2009 09:06 PM (PasZ5)
Posted by: poon at June 25, 2009 09:07 PM (GvgvT)
Fox News (and the rest of 'em I'm sure) are being treated to the vision
of a helicoper with MJ/Its still warm body to the morgue.
NOW can I get in to the emergency room have this bullet yanked out of my liver?
Posted by: Venice drive-by gunshot victim at June 25, 2009 09:07 PM (cGmnP)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at June 25, 2009 09:07 PM (xGIqT)
Posted by: Ocho Texto at June 25, 2009 09:07 PM (JyfVU)
Everyone knows not to eat 12 year-old penis in months beginning with "J".
Posted by: Mtenloch at June 25, 2009 09:09 PM (SKftV)
"Jive Talking Twin Transformers Raise Race Issues"
LOS ANGELES - Harmless comic characters or racist robots?
Posted by: sis at June 25, 2009 09:09 PM (hm0CN)
Posted by: The Q at June 25, 2009 09:09 PM (pfStM)
Red on Red fire - "Conservatives" attacking a Fox News anchor.The circular firing squad continues.
poon, your circle jerk on Kos has NOT been cancelled tonight because of this national tragedy
Posted by: kbdabear at June 25, 2009 09:10 PM (cGmnP)
This is the post of the night, seriously? Nothing else is happening out there, NORK, Iran, Waters and Obey having a slapfight, the raping of our healthcare system, defense appropriations threatened with veto, and we get an MJ thread?
Posted by: Dang Straights at June 25, 2009 09:11 PM (QO5YG)
Posted by: . at June 25, 2009 09:11 PM (bdDEz)
Yo, sugartits. Since when is Shep a "red?" Don't bust your last synapse squaring that circle.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 25, 2009 09:11 PM (rZ235)
Posted by: Earth at June 25, 2009 09:12 PM (cGmnP)
Posted by: Rev. Dr. Ted Koppel at June 25, 2009 09:12 PM (CHf6r)
Flame on - just don't liken me to any fricken lib.
Posted by: E.M. August at June 25, 2009 09:12 PM (yOdoq)
Posted by: Rahm it down their throats at June 25, 2009 09:13 PM (/+GDy)
Posted by: Mystry at June 25, 2009 09:13 PM (dIHlE)
Posted by: Rev. Dr. Ted Koppel at June 25, 2009 09:13 PM (CHf6r)
Posted by: Elton John at June 25, 2009 09:14 PM (n2eCn)
I was playing Plants vs Zombies ... a zombie appeared with a red vinyl jacket and a jerry curl. He struck a pose, lights came on, and four dancer zombies (with 80s-style tank tops and leg warmers) popped out of the ground. I just about died laughing.
Posted by: Cincinnatus at June 25, 2009 09:14 PM (K5AMb)
In memory of Michael, you will be allowed to put the Home Alone DVD into your computer and jerk off to it
Posted by: Axelrod Troll Team at June 25, 2009 09:15 PM (cGmnP)
Posted by: eman at June 25, 2009 09:16 PM (fpywm)
Posted by: Fish at June 25, 2009 09:16 PM (FnA4R)
We have just received word that Buckwheat has been shot. Apparently, it
happened just moments ago as the legendary performer was leaving 30
Rockefeller Plaza in New York. He had just finished making an
appearance on "Saturday Night Live", and as he was leaving the
building, he was shot by an unknown assailant, or assailants..
details are sketchy at this point. Now, I understand
that we now have a videotape of the shooting - let's take a look.
Posted by: Rev. Dr. Ted Koppel at June 25, 2009 09:16 PM (CHf6r)
Posted by: Macauley Culkin at June 25, 2009 09:19 PM (cGmnP)
Posted by: Berserker at June 25, 2009 09:20 PM (gWHrG)
Posted by: MrsPaulsFishSticks at June 25, 2009 09:20 PM (PBGAP)
Posted by: di butler at June 25, 2009 09:21 PM (tjdui)
Posted by: toby928 at June 25, 2009 09:21 PM (PD1tk)
Posted by: Rev. Dr. Ted Koppel at June 25, 2009 09:21 PM (CHf6r)
Posted by: Georgia Lass at June 25, 2009 09:21 PM (8PGHt)
Man, I'm already tired of hearing about this. Yes, he had a sad life - but he was a FREAK. Can we please move on?
Posted by: jane at June 25, 2009 09:22 PM (gIQ7K)
Shep has just now released the female hostages.
Posted by: eman at June 25, 2009 09:22 PM (fpywm)
Posted by: kbdabear at June 25, 2009 09:22 PM (cGmnP)
PARKING LOTS SAID TO HAVE MANY OPEN SPACES CLOSE TO THE DOOR
CASHIERS STUNNED AND SILENT WITH FEW CUSTOMERS IN LINES
film at 11
Posted by: BurtTC at June 25, 2009 09:23 PM (+88PR)
Posted by: eman at June 25, 2009 09:23 PM (fpywm)
Posted by: Dead Icon News at June 25, 2009 09:24 PM (n2eCn)
Posted by: kbdabear at June 25, 2009 09:25 PM (cGmnP)
Posted by: ray_d_eightor at June 25, 2009 09:25 PM (SG+fr)
Posted by: muffy at June 25, 2009 09:25 PM (zplc6)
geesh.
Second, on CNN Larry King Still-Alive show, Celine Dion actually said "I'm watching all these images. Its like JFK..."
THAT'S IT! I switched immediately and thanked God for the invention of the remote control.
Third, I am now watching - in order: Cavuto, Beck, TBS reruns of Seinfeld, O'Reilly (although he's gone mushy too), Hannity, Greta (who's grown some big big testicles and I like it) and then more reruns or some other small cable niche channel until RED EYE on Fox.
Burn Notice is good and had BSG's Caprica 6 on last season and its got BRUCE CAMPBELL!
Shop Smart
Shop S-MART.
Shep is not getting either my cable or my dish network vote, if that's the way they tally things - and dish keeps track of what I watch because of it being connected to the phone line at all times.
Posted by: kay at June 25, 2009 09:25 PM (Tk2NM)
I was no fan of Michael Jackson but he was really fucked up by his father and I feel sorry for him.
Posted by: Bullwinkle at June 25, 2009 09:25 PM (Lsz2a)
Posted by: This One Has Whisker on it at June 25, 2009 09:27 PM (n2eCn)
Posted by: GarandFan at June 25, 2009 09:28 PM (C3okI)
Posted by: redrock at June 25, 2009 09:28 PM (ZRr96)
Posted by: barney frank at June 25, 2009 09:28 PM (ALhLC)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 25, 2009 09:29 PM (8PGHt)
Another one-who is the old black guy that Greta is interviewing? He is a comedian? And a "family friend?" He is telling some weird stuff, or rather regular Michael stuff, I guess. Dick Gregory? Who?
Posted by: di butler at June 25, 2009 09:29 PM (tjdui)
Posted by: newsjunkie_ky at June 25, 2009 09:29 PM (7E+oD)
Posted by: Shannon at June 25, 2009 09:29 PM (v4qA1)
Posted by: eman at June 25, 2009 09:30 PM (fpywm)
I want to go out like Marilyn did. Is it true she pooped in her negligee when she died?
Posted by: Britney Spears at June 25, 2009 09:30 PM (cGmnP)
Posted by: Mystry at June 25, 2009 09:30 PM (dIHlE)
wedding dresses wedding dress wedding gowns bridesmaid dresses bridesmaid dress
Posted by: royalmewigs at June 25, 2009 09:31 PM (q1bxb)
Posted by: Fish at June 25, 2009 09:31 PM (FnA4R)
Posted by: drillanwr at June 25, 2009 09:31 PM (Lpcy6)
Posted by: bubbles at June 25, 2009 09:32 PM (8PGHt)
Give it a day. Two, tops.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at June 25, 2009 09:32 PM (plsiE)
Posted by: Jonathon E. at June 25, 2009 09:33 PM (dQdrY)
Posted by: Fish at June 25, 2009 09:33 PM (FnA4R)
The bad news is that it takes Iran, cap-and-trade, and who knows what off the front burner, too. And Shep never mentioned he was a pedophile. If he did, I missed it.
Did you ever think about what Bushmills does to your your typing skills? Just consider before you try to comment.
Posted by: Scott at June 25, 2009 09:33 PM (f3TRn)
Posted by: muffy at June 25, 2009 09:34 PM (zplc6)
Posted by: Unicle tweets at June 25, 2009 09:34 PM (e46Cb)
Posted by: John F Not Kerry at June 25, 2009 09:37 PM (HF2US)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 25, 2009 09:37 PM (teBup)
Yes, n how many deaths will it take till he knowsThat too many people have died?
Posted by: Javems at June 25, 2009 09:37 PM (/IQA9)
To repeat: Buckwheat has been shot. He's now in emergency surgery, and all we Americans can do is wait and worry.
Posted by: Rev. Dr. Ted Koppel at June 25, 2009 09:38 PM (CHf6r)
Posted by: BS, Inc. at June 25, 2009 09:38 PM (Gogjm)
that'll really make some media waves.
Posted by: AES at June 25, 2009 09:38 PM (dkcp2)
Posted by: Jane D'oh! at June 25, 2009 09:38 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Rocks at June 25, 2009 09:39 PM (3RHzM)
Posted by: Michelle Obama at June 25, 2009 09:39 PM (zzd8k)
You con(victs) never fail to disappoint me with your utter lack of compassion.Makes me proud to be a liberal.
Why aren't you screaming to all the MJ mourners the usual liberal line of "Why is THIS death more important than all the people being slaughtered in Darfur!!"
Posted by: kbdabear at June 25, 2009 09:39 PM (cGmnP)
Rush Limbaugh is right, Geraldo is the Grim Reaper. If there is a death, Geraldo is covering it.
Fire Shep Smith. Doyou remember him crying during Katrina?
Posted by: CarolT at June 25, 2009 09:41 PM (EhnYT)
Posted by: Jane D'oh!
Wonder who else was on that list of 'candidates' that lived to see another day ... They checking his bed sheets for a pony's head yet?
Posted by: drillanwr at June 25, 2009 09:42 PM (Lpcy6)
http://tinyurl.com/me9dxc
Posted by: Booyah at June 25, 2009 09:42 PM (MqJKF)
Posted by: Rocks at June 25, 2009 09:42 PM (3RHzM)
I'll look into it. This is right up my alley...
Posted by: Andi Sullivan at June 25, 2009 09:42 PM (oE1S9)
Posted by: Fish at June 25, 2009 09:42 PM (FnA4R)
disease. I have no time to consider what the death of Michael Jackson
means to America. I will watch no coverage. I will post no more
comments on the subject. Not that anyone cares, nor should they.
Actually we do care, bro. Sorry to hear that. We kid here all the time, but that's real world right there. Hang in there.
Posted by: Ocho Texto at June 25, 2009 09:43 PM (JyfVU)
Posted by: Jane D'oh! at June 25, 2009 09:44 PM (UOM48)
They gonna repeat the Shep Smith bump so we can relive that steaming pile of pussy shit again?
Posted by: drillanwr at June 25, 2009 09:44 PM (Lpcy6)
...and I have moved from not caring to really not giving a shit.
The NBA draft is on.....
Posted by: Plain Troof at June 25, 2009 09:44 PM (g2sw+)
Reach 50 and your sick? Here's a massive shot of Demerol for you and a check from Social Security for $216 for death benefits. Next in line please.
Posted by: Rocks at June 25, 2009 09:45 PM (3RHzM)
afternoon on MJ's death? That's right, Joe 'funny how?' Pesci.
Yeh, I hadda go testify at his trial when I used to drive that Culkin kid over to Santa Barbara after shooting Home Alone 2. Little prick got carsick all the time but it mighta been nerves. The prosecuter asks me what can I tell him about these drives and I tell him I don't know nothing, zero, nadda. And he says, well yeh, you're gonna tell me something tough guy, and I say "I'll tell ya something, go fuck your mother!" I thought he'd shit
Posted by: Joe Pesci at June 25, 2009 09:45 PM (cGmnP)
Time to flip around and see if I can find a Deadliest Catch marathon or something.
Then tomorrow, if that cap-n-tax happens, I'll start redoing the family budget. with big cutbacks on most of our spending.
Posted by: stace at June 25, 2009 09:47 PM (g/wgk)
Welcome mom and bless your son.
Posted by: Javems at June 25, 2009 09:48 PM (/IQA9)
Pretenders, CC, they're all pretenders. There's only one Bubbles.
Posted by: bubbles at June 25, 2009 09:48 PM (8PGHt)
Hi. just wanted to introduce myself to you wonderful guys.
Hello, Jane.
Michael Jackson inspired me to moonwalk.
Posted by: Unicle tweets at June 25, 2009 09:48 PM (e46Cb)
its 10 pm, and MJ is still dead.
And I'm still revolving around the sun. Or is it Michael Jackson. Obama? Hell, I don't know anymore
Posted by: Earth at June 25, 2009 09:49 PM (cGmnP)
Posted by: Jonathon E. at June 25, 2009 09:49 PM (dQdrY)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 25, 2009 09:49 PM (teBup)
Kinda
funny that the day the Supreme court says "Strip Search of Child
Illegal", MJ checks out from this earth. Guess he couldn't take the
disappointment.
You owe me one coffee and one screen wipe
Posted by: kbdabear at June 25, 2009 09:50 PM (cGmnP)
Posted by: Michael Moore at June 25, 2009 09:50 PM (xlYqZ)
Hey! That's my line!
Posted by: bubbles at June 25, 2009 09:50 PM (8PGHt)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 25, 2009 09:51 PM (n2eCn)
Posted by: eman at June 25, 2009 09:52 PM (fpywm)
Posted by: Unicle tweets at June 25, 2009 09:53 PM (e46Cb)
Posted by: wherestherum at June 25, 2009 09:53 PM (rN258)
Posted by: Fish at June 25, 2009 09:53 PM (FnA4R)
Posted by: bubbles at June 25, 2009 09:53 PM (8PGHt)
Posted by: Unicle tweets at June 25, 2009 09:54 PM (e46Cb)
Posted by: P steele at June 25, 2009 09:54 PM (1tvww)
Demerol? Piker.
Posted by: Keith Richards at June 25, 2009 09:54 PM (plsiE)
Posted by: Earth at June 25, 2009 09:49 PM
Well, he never did the "Earthwalk". I'm shuddering to think all because of that frigging dance step I'm gonna end up being renamed to Michael Jackson. Think of the headline changes of "NASA to send probe to explore Michael Jackson's craters"
Posted by: The Moon at June 25, 2009 09:54 PM (cGmnP)
And all these Hollywood assholes giving quotes about how great he wasenabled him.
How many people had to turn their backs on doing the right thing for him to get away with what he did?
Posted by: Warden at June 25, 2009 09:55 PM (z7zHs)
But can we get back to important things like health care and cap and trade? bo must think he has the votes necessary because all of a sudden this must be passed tomorrow.
Like all of their bs, ram it though before people can read and debate it.
There has to be a way to stop the insanity.
Posted by: txpanhandler at June 25, 2009 09:55 PM (E5620)
Posted by: bubbles at June 25, 2009 09:55 PM (8PGHt)
did anyone see that wacked out video with like Eddie Murphy and Magic and shit?
Posted by: Anti-Harkonnen Freedom Fighter at June 25, 2009 09:56 PM (5r0Tz)
Posted by: PAULS at June 25, 2009 09:56 PM (Zw4Ga)
Posted by: The Osmonds at June 25, 2009 09:56 PM (0aQsc)
...and I have moved from not caring to really not giving a shit.
The NBA draft is on.....Well, that's two things that don't peg my give-a-shit meter.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 25, 2009 09:57 PM (9Lm5R)
Posted by: Fish at June 25, 2009 09:58 PM (FnA4R)
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at June 25, 2009 09:58 PM (PasZ5)
Posted by: Jane D'oh! at June 25, 2009 09:58 PM (UOM48)
Just think-
Those hundreds, possibly thousands, of Iranian protesters who were killed yesterday in the massacre in Tehran that the media isn't covering will never know that Michael Jackson is dead.
The Congress is voting on the LARGEST tax increase in history TOMORROW, plus designing a takeover of 1/6th the US economy- I hope Michael Jackson's death doesn't impact that- we will never know, since all we are hearing is about Michael Jackson moving on.
N Korea is threatening nuclear war- DO THEY NOT UNDERSTAND Michael Jackson kicked?????Al Qaeda recently announced they will use the (possibly soon to be captured) Pakistani Nuclear arsenal to attack Americans and American interests- how does Michael Jackson's death affect this plan????
Has Obama issued a statement yet?
Where are we as a country, that THIS spectacle requires wall to wall coverage????
Wonder if they will accept it- I tried to keep it somewhat tasteful.
Posted by: Gerry Owen at June 25, 2009 09:59 PM (g2sw+)
Hey Idiotwinkle.
A lot of us are fucked up by our parents but we don't end up molesting little boys.
Bite on that assbag.
Posted by: MrsPaulsFishSticks at June 25, 2009 09:59 PM (PBGAP)
Posted by: eman at June 25, 2009 09:59 PM (fpywm)
No surprise with Shep. He's a huge faggot. He's all broken up because he remembers listening to a Jackson tune the first time he took it up the ass.
Posted by: jaleach at June 25, 2009 09:59 PM (gHrZU)
Posted by: . at June 25, 2009 10:00 PM (h6wcn)
Posted by: Unclefacts at June 25, 2009 10:01 PM (vZVv7)
Less than 2 hours later, MJ's dead and a bunch of my co-workers are creeped out.
Awesome
Posted by: cheshirecat at June 25, 2009 10:01 PM (oE1S9)
Posted by: Zachary Taylor at June 25, 2009 10:01 PM (LFZRj)
What was that "Iran confessions" all about? Were the Iranians forcing people to confess their opposition on to the government on televsion?
Posted by: Unicle tweets at June 25, 2009 10:02 PM (e46Cb)
Posted by: I have a Jalen Rose jersey at June 25, 2009 10:02 PM (qIT/g)
What was that "Iran confessions" all about? Were the Iranians
forcing people to confess their opposition on to the government on
televsion?
Think it was about their support of Shep's constant whatthefuckery.
Posted by: Unclefacts at June 25, 2009 10:03 PM (vZVv7)
Posted by: Frank Zappa at June 25, 2009 10:03 PM (Gnu/s)
Posted by: Senator John Kerry at June 25, 2009 10:04 PM (8PGHt)
Posted by: Barry Obama (TendStl) at June 25, 2009 10:05 PM (wNN6d)
Yuk it up now while you still can republican haters. Just wait til the
Pedophile protection hate crimes act is law and you all end up in jail
for hateful statements.
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at June 25, 2009 09:58 PM
Oh yeh? Read that Green Energy Bill carefully, especially the paragraph with "Soylent" in it.
Posted by: Charleton Heston, whose death liberals cheered at June 25, 2009 10:05 PM (cGmnP)
Moe is dead? Take it back or I'll brain ya.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 25, 2009 10:06 PM (BE9eW)
Posted by: eman at June 25, 2009 10:06 PM (fpywm)
Posted by: Abe Lincoln at June 25, 2009 10:07 PM (LFZRj)
I'm trying to be sad. I really am. And I really am. Sorry Michael for the way things turned out.
But can we get back to important things like health care and cap and
trade? bo must think he has the votes necessary because all of a
sudden this must be passed tomorrow.
Like all of their bs, ram it though before people can read and debate it.
There has to be a way to stop the insanity.
Posted by: txpanhandler at June 25, 2009 09:55 PM (E5620)
eleventy.....sigh....the fact that there is a vote tomorrow most certainly does mean El Douche thinks he has the votes - and he's right. the Obamatariat granted red state rural Dems an exemption from cap and trade hell for livestock - aka the "cow tax" - so they're gonna vote for this shit sandwhich, and that's all folks.take a look at the cow tax discussion - that is the same for everything this bill is going to regulate - which is the biggest tax in the world history. Maybe that's the catchy logo - Biggest tax in world history.
I mean really, is there anything to be done? how about a million phone calls campaign by all the right wing radio talking heads? fucking eh....politico:
Chairman Henry Waxman (D-Calif.) has overcome one of the last big
obstacles standing in the path of his landmark climate-change bill,
cutting a deal with Agriculture Committee Chairman Collin Peterson, who
sought greater protections in the bill for farmers and other rural
interests.
Their agreement sets the stage for a vote Friday in the House.
Under the deal, the U.S. Department of Agriculture will oversee the
offset program for farmers, and the House will seek further guidance
from the Obama administration
about the appropriate role for the EPA. And Waxman has agreed to ask
the EPA to roll back its new requirements that farmers offset rural
land developed in other countries. Both were major sticking points for
rural members and the many agriculture associations opposed to the
bill.
AP ARTICLE:
THE INFLUENCE GAME: Excuse me! Lobby wins on burpsTHE INFLUENCE GAME: After 'cow tax' campaign, Congress and EPA steer clear of cattle burps
WASHINGTON
(AP) -- One contributor to global warming -- bigger than coal mines,
landfills and sewage treatment plants -- is being left out of efforts
by the Obama administration and House Democrats to limit greenhouse gas
emissions.
Cow burps.
Belching
from the nation's 170 million cattle, sheep and pigs produces about
one-quarter of the methane released in the U.S. each year, according to
the Environmental Protection Agency. That makes the hoofed critters the
largest source of the heat-trapping gas.
In part because of an
adept farm lobby campaign that equates government regulation with a cow
tax, the gas that farm animals pass is exempt from legislation being
considered by Congress to limit greenhouse gas emissions.The EPA
under President Barack Obama has said it has no plans to regulate the
gas, even though the agency recently included methane among six
greenhouse gases it believes are endangering human health and welfare.
The
message circulating in Internet chat rooms, the halls of Congress and
farm co-ops had America's farms facing financial ruin if the EPA
required them to purchase air-pollution permits like power plants and
factories do. [editor AHFF note: AP here assumes that cap and trade will pass by using the active voice] The cost of those permits amounted to a cow tax, farm
groups argued.
"It really has taken on a life of its own," said
Rick Krause, a lobbyist with the American Farm Bureau Federation, which
coined the term cow tax and spread it to farmers across the country.
"This is something that people understand. All that we have to say is
that (cows) are the next step with these proposed permit fees. And
people are still talking about it."
Administration officials and
House Democratic leaders have tried to assure farm groups that they
have no intention of regulating cows. That effort, however, has done
little to ease the concern of farmers and their advocates in Congress
about the toll that regulating greenhouse gases will have on
agriculture.Lawmakers and farm groups are now pressing for the
climate legislation to guarantee that farmers will be compensated for
taking steps to reduce greenhouse gases. That could lead to farmers
getting paid if their cows pass less gas.
Research has shown that
changing cattle diet and boosting efficiency -- such as producing the
same amount of milk and beef from a smaller herd -- can result in less
gas, according Frank M. Mitloehner, an associate professor at the
University of California at Davis, who has studied livestock gas for 15
years."I don't think livestock should be ignored. Every industry
has to play their role," Mitloehner said. But laws designed to reduce
emissions from smokestacks and tailpipes won't work with cattle, which
can't be fitted with pollution control devices, Mitloehner said."The belching is very hard to collect," he said. "You cannot capture these gases."
The
climate bill specifically excludes enteric fermentation -- the fancy
term for the gas created by digestion and expelled largely by burping
-- from the limit it would place on greenhouse gas emissions. The
legislation directs the EPA not to include it among the various sources
that could be subject to new performance standards.EPA administrator Lisa Jackson has called rumors of the cow tax "ridiculous notions" and a "distraction."
House
aides and EPA officials say that controlling such emissions is
unworkable. Cow burps make up about 2 percent of all the
climate-altering pollution in the U.S.But allies of farmers in
Congress say the reluctance to step in the cow tax debate has a lot to
do with the outcry from the agriculture industry and moderate Democrats
from rural states whose votes are needed to pass the bill.
"I
think they realized that if you are a Democrat in an agricultural
state, a red state, that this is radioactive and I think that is why
they have tried scrupulously to reaffirm that they don't have any
intention of doing this," said Sen. John Thune, R-S.D. He is sponsoring
a bill that would bar the EPA from requiring farmers to get permits for
cattle burps.
Thune, whose state is home to a half-million
cattle, first heard about the cow tax at a South Dakota Cattlemen
Association's conference in early December. Within weeks he introduced
his bill and recruited support from New York Democratic Sen. Chuck
Schumer, whose state boasts three times more cows.
The origins of
the cow tax can be traced to last July, when President George W. Bush's
EPA released documents outlining how the Clean Air Act could regulate
greenhouse gases.
Even though the Bush administration had no
intention of using the law, farm groups seized on a single paragraph
deep in the comments from various federal agencies. The Agriculture
Department warned that if EPA decided to regulate agricultural sources
of greenhouse gases, numerous farms would face costly and
time-consuming process to acquire permits for barnyard burping.The
Farm Bureau quickly did the math and figured farms would have to pay
about $175 for each dairy cow, $87.50 per head of beef cattle and $20
for each hog to purchase permits for emissions.
The cow tax was born.
Posted by: Anti-Harkonnen Freedom Fighter at June 25, 2009 10:07 PM (5r0Tz)
Posted by: Unicle tweets at June 25, 2009 10:07 PM (e46Cb)
Posted by: Robert Thorn, NYPD at June 25, 2009 10:07 PM (8PGHt)
Starting to come out that Jackson collapsed after taking an injection of Demerol.
And an injection that might have Bubbles in it.
Posted by: kbdabear at June 25, 2009 10:08 PM (cGmnP)
I pray that American is not as stupid as those controlling the government and media seem to think we are.
Posted by: txpanhandler at June 25, 2009 10:08 PM (E5620)
Here goes.
Her name was Neda.
...she was a showgirl...
Oh, too soon...
(I'm sorry, but that just popped in my head when I read that sentence. Yes, I'm probably going to hell.)
Posted by: cheshirecat at June 25, 2009 10:08 PM (oE1S9)
Posted by: Lou at June 25, 2009 10:08 PM (rFWLj)
@IranNewsNow RIP Michael Jackson. Ppl fllwing #MichaelJaction, please also follow #IranElection. Ppl in Iran are fighting 4 their lives!
(Fox's Special report which also got 'bumped' by Shep) Brett Baier's Facebook Update: "Sorry - we had to cover this ... we'll be back tomorrow. It wasn't our choice."
Posted by: drillanwr at June 25, 2009 10:10 PM (Lpcy6)
Therefore, I've directed Treasury Secretary Geithner to extend Michael a 60 billion dollar loan in exchange for a controlling interest in his future recording career.
Posted by: Barak Obama at June 25, 2009 10:10 PM (teBup)
In other news, soldiers (aka my brother)are headingto war into Afghanistan. Nothing to see here, move along.
God bless, and godspeed to him. He has my thanks for his service, and my hopes that he gets back to the world ok.
Posted by: Unclefacts at June 25, 2009 10:10 PM (vZVv7)
What channels should I be following for Iran news?
Posted by: Anachronda at June 25, 2009 10:10 PM (f5hkO)
He collapsed and stopped breathing after an injection of a powerful painkiller named Demerol.
Jacko, 50, was said to be addicted to the drug - similar to morphine - and it is feared he took an overdose.
Posted by: Barry Obama (TendStl) at June 25, 2009 10:10 PM (wNN6d)
That's sick.
And save that political crap for the ONT, AHFF. We're all in mourning here.
Posted by: bubbles at June 25, 2009 10:12 PM (8PGHt)
Posted by: Kurt Cobain at June 25, 2009 10:12 PM (cGmnP)
Posted by: J. Garfield at June 25, 2009 10:12 PM (LFZRj)
Posted by: CoolCzech at June 25, 2009 10:14 PM (teBup)
#iranelection #neda
When you see these, they'll point you to other tweets
Posted by: trainer at June 25, 2009 10:16 PM (yCWYQ)
Posted by: rockhead at June 25, 2009 10:17 PM (RykTt)
funny - i like the bubbles theory.
it really is a tragedy 1200 pages of Obamatariat fraud is going to actually pass the House tomorrow. Can you even imagine the boondoogles and various hidden payoffs to all manner of "interests" in that bill?
Most fraudulent bill of all-time. Or at least fighting the Stimulus bill in a death match for "most fraudulent"
Posted by: Anti-Harkonnen Freedom Fighter at June 25, 2009 10:17 PM (5r0Tz)
Posted by: muffy at June 25, 2009 10:17 PM (zplc6)
Posted by: JFK at June 25, 2009 10:18 PM (LFZRj)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 25, 2009 10:18 PM (BE9eW)
Lennon, Elvis, James Dean and Marilyn. Is that the end of the roll call
of the dead too soon stars?
Don't forget Jimmy, Janis, and Jim.
Posted by: muggedbyreality at June 25, 2009 10:18 PM (1F5pN)
That I'm the only one he ever reallyloved, AHFF? Thanks, man. I take it back about saving it for the ONT.
Posted by: bubbles at June 25, 2009 10:19 PM (8PGHt)
As if it really matters... Who the hell is not going to die at some point?
Our government is getting set to cap and trade your ass while you're eating shit. Look up before it's too late. The shit eating grin will win, I guess.
Posted by: AES at June 25, 2009 10:19 PM (dkcp2)
Let's all take a cleansing breath of air, stretch, and shoot ourselves in the head. In the end, there will be barbeques, cocktail parties, and conga lines.
Posted by: Jane D'oh! at June 25, 2009 10:19 PM (UOM48)
I don't care what anybody says, that's some fucking funny shit right there.
Posted by: MrsPaulsFishSticks at June 25, 2009 10:20 PM (PBGAP)
Posted by: Former Gubner Elliot Spitzer at June 25, 2009 10:20 PM (vZVv7)
Posted by: required field at June 25, 2009 10:20 PM (zBVc/)
Posted by: Jonathon E. at June 25, 2009 10:21 PM (dQdrY)
And if that asshole has the band play 'Tiny Bubbles' one more time, then Olbermann isn't the only one who'll be throwing poo around.
Posted by: bubbles at June 25, 2009 10:21 PM (8PGHt)
Posted by: Lou at June 25, 2009 10:22 PM (rFWLj)
Posted by: bubbles at June 25, 2009 10:22 PM (8PGHt)
Posted by: MrsPaulsFishSticks at June 25, 2009 10:23 PM (PBGAP)
Posted by: bubbles at June 25, 2009 10:23 PM (8PGHt)
Posted by: Don Ho at June 25, 2009 10:28 PM (7+pP9)
Obviously you were one of them fucked up. I'll give you points for choosing little girls!
Posted by: Bullwinkle at June 25, 2009 10:29 PM (Lsz2a)
Posted by: Lou at June 25, 2009 10:31 PM (rFWLj)
Posted by: eman at June 25, 2009 10:31 PM (fpywm)
Shut the fuck up.
Posted by: Rocky at June 25, 2009 10:32 PM (0aQsc)
Posted by: bubbles at June 25, 2009 10:32 PM (8PGHt)
Posted by: Bud Fox at June 25, 2009 10:34 PM (nTKVd)
Posted by: Natasha at June 25, 2009 10:35 PM (7+pP9)
Posted by: Jane D'oh! at June 25, 2009 10:35 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Sarah at June 25, 2009 10:36 PM (0aQsc)
Posted by: PaleoMedic at June 25, 2009 10:36 PM (yiNoG)
It ain't the Cons offering legal protection to pedophiles. Why would ya'll do such a thing?
Posted by: Jonathon E. at June 25, 2009 10:37 PM (dQdrY)
Posted by: AES at June 25, 2009 10:37 PM (dkcp2)
Posted by: Mr. Rabbit at June 25, 2009 10:38 PM (0aQsc)
Posted by: eman at June 25, 2009 10:38 PM (fpywm)
Posted by: kbdabear at June 25, 2009 10:38 PM (cGmnP)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 25, 2009 10:06 PM (BE9eW)
I see Moe, I see MoeSometimes when I look in the mirrorI see MoeI'm alone, I'm all alonebut I never see Larry or CurlyI just see MoeI don't know what's wrong, Moe is dead and gonebut part of him lives on in meNow I got friend, yeah that's for surebut Larry and Curly don't come around much anymoreI don't know what's wrong, Moe is dead and gonebut part of him lives on in meAnd I see Moe, I see MoeSometimes when I look in the mirrorI see Moe
--Guadalcanal Diary
Posted by: logprof at June 25, 2009 10:38 PM (tjUml)
Posted by: Ed McMahon at June 25, 2009 10:39 PM (1tvww)
Posted by: Unclefacts at June 25, 2009 10:40 PM (vZVv7)
Posted by: Lou at June 25, 2009 10:40 PM (rFWLj)
Posted by: Sherman at June 25, 2009 10:41 PM (7+pP9)
Posted by: Bullwinkle at June 25, 2009 10:29 PM
B: Hey Michael, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat
MJ: Bullwinkle, that's not a rabbit and that's not your hat
Posted by: kbdabear at June 25, 2009 10:42 PM (cGmnP)
Posted by: Anachronda at June 25, 2009 10:42 PM (f5hkO)
What a fucked up world. . . .
Posted by: logprof at June 25, 2009 10:43 PM (tjUml)
Now that is a perfect analogy!
Posted by: Michael Moore at June 25, 2009 10:43 PM (xlYqZ)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 25, 2009 10:43 PM (AJ4xq)
Posted by: Keith Olberman at June 25, 2009 10:44 PM (cGmnP)
MTV no longer shows music videos and now Fox News is just showing music.
What a fucked up world. . . .
Posted by: logprof at June 25, 2009 10:44 PM (tjUml)
Posted by: eman at June 25, 2009 10:45 PM (fpywm)
Posted by: Obama's Special Pill at June 25, 2009 10:45 PM (n2vBd)
Posted by: Magilla Gorilla at June 25, 2009 10:45 PM (0aQsc)
Posted by: bubbles at June 25, 2009 10:46 PM (8PGHt)
Michael is with Tupac now.
So this is what it is like when the world goes full retard.
Hey man, you never go full retard...
Posted by: Unclefacts at June 25, 2009 10:46 PM (vZVv7)
Posted by: Keith Olberman at June 25, 2009 10:47 PM (cGmnP)
It's bizarre. You'd think that if You Won you'd be happy in your own little corner of the Intertubes masturbating over Obama with your friends. But no, even with everything these lice say they want actually in place, they still aren't happy, and for some reason feel compelled to show up in shops where we're all having a good time and pee on the carpet.
What utter losers. I bet their dogs and parents even hate them.
Posted by: Ocho Texto at June 25, 2009 10:47 PM (JyfVU)
Posted by: bubbles at June 25, 2009 10:47 PM (8PGHt)
Posted by: Magilla Gorilla at June 25, 2009 10:49 PM (0aQsc)
Posted by: bubbles at June 25, 2009 10:49 PM (8PGHt)
Posted by: Unicles at June 25, 2009 10:50 PM (e46Cb)
place, they still aren't happy, and for some reason feel compelled to
show up in shops where we're all having a good time and pee on the
carpet.
Because kostards and other nutroots make themselves miserable in the knowledge that some conservative somewhere is having a good time
Posted by: kbdabear at June 25, 2009 10:50 PM (cGmnP)
Posted by: Obama's Special Pill at June 25, 2009 10:51 PM (n2vBd)
It's not wrong to laugh, is it?
Posted by: jmflynny at June 25, 2009 10:51 PM (cFcA7)
Tell me about it, Magilla.
Jon Kate Plus 8...watch Michael Jackson Masturbate
Tell me about it, Unicles.
Posted by: bubbles at June 25, 2009 10:51 PM (8PGHt)
Posted by: kbdabear at June 25, 2009 10:51 PM (cGmnP)
Posted by: Ocho Texto at June 25, 2009 10:51 PM (JyfVU)
Unless it can be a useful distraction from The One's uselessness, in which case it can be run instead of that distracting, partisan Iran or North Korea stuff. And re-run. And gone into in great depth, because--Ooo, look a celebrity!
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 25, 2009 10:51 PM (dCasg)
Posted by: blackrockmarauder at June 25, 2009 10:52 PM (GvgvT)
Posted by: GrayLoess at June 25, 2009 10:52 PM (nTKVd)
Posted by: Magilla Gorilla at June 25, 2009 10:53 PM (0aQsc)
I didn't hang out with that Neverland cocksucker. It's just me here in the shed with my kitties.
No Randy 'n' Lahey thing here.
Posted by: Bubbles. Just Bubbles. at June 25, 2009 10:53 PM (tjUml)
Trust me, he's our only child, and I'm scared shitless that he will serve under President Prissypants as his CIC.
OOPS! Sorry to go off topic! Do I get a newby excuse card?
Posted by: Jane D'oh! at June 25, 2009 10:54 PM (UOM48)
Well, like Michael always used to say just like Chuckles the Clown, "A little song, a little dance, a little bubbles down your pants."
Posted by: bubbles at June 25, 2009 10:54 PM (8PGHt)
Posted by: blackrockmarauder at June 25, 2009 10:54 PM (GvgvT)
Posted by: Sorry To Disappoint de Blog at June 25, 2009 10:54 PM (1Bods)
No offense, I always felt he was a sad, deranged, and tortured soul (kind of like a sad, crying clown, or a mime) and no disrespect to the dead, but he didn't really thrill me when I was a kid (and Thriller was big back then) and I kinda have to stifle a yawn at his passing. And the whole obsession with kiddies...call me heartless, but I can't seem to get past that.
Posted by: unknown jane at June 25, 2009 10:56 PM (EpmMs)
Posted by: Crusty at June 25, 2009 10:57 PM (qzgbP)
Posted by: Hussein Soerto at June 25, 2009 10:57 PM (JyfVU)
Posted by: formerparatrooper at June 25, 2009 10:57 PM (n2vBd)
Posted by: Mtenloch at June 25, 2009 10:57 PM (SKftV)
Posted by: Terry at June 25, 2009 10:57 PM (DUYQy)
Free at last, free at last, free at last!
Posted by: Blanket Jackson at June 25, 2009 10:58 PM (cGmnP)
Posted by: Jonathon E. at June 25, 2009 10:59 PM (dQdrY)
Posted by: Blanket Jackson at June 25, 2009 10:59 PM (cGmnP)
Kind of weird how MJ and BO have much the same fan base. Makes ya wonder.
Makes me fucking sick.
Posted by: Unclefacts at June 25, 2009 11:00 PM (vZVv7)
Posted by: formerparatrooper at June 25, 2009 11:00 PM (n2vBd)
You think this is bad?
Wait until the funeral. The streets of Los Angeles will be mobbed. The talking heads will be gushing their crocodile tears and reminiscing to us how much of a wonderful humanitarian Wacko Jacko was.
It. Will. Be. A. Circus.
The worst part? The whole world will be watching and every criticism they have about stupid Americans will be right there on full display to prove them right. It will truly be a low point in our nation's history when our news media and millions of our fellow citizens publically mourn the creep, Michael Jackson.
Posted by: Unicles at June 25, 2009 11:01 PM (e46Cb)
Contempt and Disrespect. eeeexcellent... I see I've come to the right place.
Posted by: Terry at June 25, 2009 10:57 PM
Yes, we should show the respect that the nutroots showed for the death of Charlton Heston on Huffpo and Kos
Posted by: kbdabear at June 25, 2009 11:01 PM (cGmnP)
Posted by: Jonathon E. at June 25, 2009 11:02 PM (dQdrY)
Posted by: Lou at June 25, 2009 11:02 PM (rFWLj)
It'll be authentic as hell, bits and pieces will just randomly fall off it, to the delight of the children.
Posted by: Unclefacts at June 25, 2009 11:03 PM (vZVv7)
Posted by: Ocho Texto at June 25, 2009 11:03 PM (JyfVU)
Remember how MJ's handlers bussed in hundreds of supporters to his trial? I've been thinking "ACORN" for hours.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 25, 2009 11:03 PM (9Lm5R)
Posted by: formerparatrooper at June 25, 2009 11:03 PM (n2vBd)
they have about stupid Americans will be right there on full display to
prove them right. It will truly be a low point in our nation's history
when our news media and millions of our fellow citizens publically
mourn the creep, Michael Jackson.
Well, perhaps we shouldn't say much, but we bloody well will
Posted by: The British at June 25, 2009 11:03 PM (cGmnP)
Posted by: Magilla Gorilla at June 25, 2009 11:04 PM (0aQsc)
Posted by: Barak Obama at June 25, 2009 11:04 PM (gcysp)
Posted by: mothra at June 25, 2009 11:05 PM (0aQsc)
Posted by: Milesdei at June 25, 2009 11:05 PM (FS9ko)
I hear you. My son is at Fort Benning and I worry more about how Bambi will exploit his service than I am about him falling off of twenty foot obstacles (yep. It happened; "but don't worry, I'm not dead." is what he wrote in his letter. Sprained ankle, thank God. Guess he'll make a good paratrooper.)
Posted by: PaleoMedic at June 25, 2009 11:06 PM (yiNoG)
I hope I'm wrong. I hope MJ has a small funeral with family and the whole thing just quietly fades away.
But we all know I'm right and the funeral is going to be a media circus because the media is going to make sure it's a circus...with the help of Latoya, of course.
Posted by: Unicles at June 25, 2009 11:07 PM (e46Cb)
Posted by: formerparatrooper at June 25, 2009 11:07 PM (n2vBd)
I hope no one goes to the funeral dressed as Peter Peanut.
Posted by: bubbles at June 25, 2009 11:08 PM (8PGHt)
Posted by: Rocks at June 25, 2009 11:08 PM (3RHzM)
Posted by: formerparatrooper at June 25, 2009 11:09 PM (n2vBd)
Posted by: PaleoMedic at June 25, 2009 11:09 PM (yiNoG)
Thanks Shep!
Thanks Adam Housley!
You two cheapen my world by just being in it.
Seriously, has Fox always sucked this bad or are we nowjust noticing it? Yeah, I know it's better than MSNBC, but that's a terribly low bar.
Posted by: Jim From San Diego at June 25, 2009 11:09 PM (H7Rlw)
Posted by: rockhead at June 25, 2009 11:09 PM (RykTt)
That might very well be the silver lining in the upcoming funeral-circus, bubbles. You just know there will be California freaks and weirdos coming out to join the fray and get in front of the cameras.
Maybe naked-swollen-testicle-guy will come down from San Francisco.
Posted by: Unicles at June 25, 2009 11:10 PM (e46Cb)
Posted by: Milesdei at June 25, 2009 11:10 PM (FS9ko)
Posted by: Jones at June 25, 2009 11:11 PM (KOkrW)
I feel an uncontrollable urge to watch the Michael Jackson episode of South Park.
Posted by: PaleoMedic at June 25, 2009 11:09 PM (yiNoG)
That's just ignorant. I want to play, let's play Blankie.
Posted by: Micahel Jackson at June 25, 2009 11:11 PM (3RHzM)
Posted by: muffy at June 25, 2009 11:11 PM (zplc6)
Posted by: Lou at June 25, 2009 11:11 PM (rFWLj)
Posted by: Randy Rager at June 25, 2009 11:11 PM (x6dJS)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 25, 2009 11:12 PM (9Lm5R)
Posted by: formerparatrooper at June 25, 2009 11:12 PM (n2vBd)
Posted by: bubbles at June 25, 2009 11:14 PM (8PGHt)
Saw it. She's hot. I would like to see that mane flying.
OT: "Bruno" sucks balls on the Tonight Show. How bad is that going to be?
Posted by: Micahel Jackson at June 25, 2009 11:14 PM (3RHzM)
Posted by: Milesdei at June 25, 2009 11:16 PM (FS9ko)
Posted by: New Orleans Fags at June 25, 2009 11:17 PM (0aQsc)
Posted by: The Anamorphic Personification of Death at June 25, 2009 11:17 PM (94a3+)
He was a rare breed - One of the most successful, wealthy, talented, sad, fucked up people this world has ever produced and that's saying a lot. Wherever he may be now (and I think we all know where that is) at least he's not here amongst us anymore.
Posted by: CozMark at June 25, 2009 11:17 PM (klUBn)
But can the crazy little porn-lovin' bastard fire off a missile or some shit now?
Posted by: drillanwr at June 25, 2009 11:19 PM (Lpcy6)
Posted by: missg at June 25, 2009 11:19 PM (1vDEl)
10-year-old Anderson Cooper at Club 54 with Michael Jackson. I get it now.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 25, 2009 11:19 PM (3QAIh)
Posted by: Jake Boyman at June 25, 2009 11:21 PM (FS9ko)
He's fine. We were playing 'Got Your Nose'.
Thanks for posting that while I had a mouth full of cereal.
Which btw, was the drug that killed him. Damned Frosted Mini Wheats got another one. When will the evils for cereal narcotics move congress to do something!
Posted by: kbdabear at June 25, 2009 11:22 PM (cGmnP)
a wish. She said she just wished that all children were safe, so God
killed Michael Jackson.
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 25, 2009 11:22 PM (d1FhN)
Posted by: wherestherum at June 25, 2009 11:22 PM (rN258)
Posted by: formerparatrooper at June 25, 2009 11:22 PM (n2vBd)
Posted by: The Anamorphic Personification of Death at June 25, 2009 11:23 PM (94a3+)
Yes, we should show the respect that the nutroots showed for the death of Charlton Heston on Huffpo and Kos
Just to be clear..... I really am down with the contempt and disrespect.
Posted by: Terry at June 25, 2009 11:23 PM (DUYQy)
Posted by: Jonathon E. at June 25, 2009 11:23 PM (dQdrY)
Posted by: wherestherum at June 25, 2009 11:23 PM (rN258)
you just gotta wonder.....
Posted by: torabora at June 25, 2009 11:23 PM (gcysp)
Posted by: sock puppet ripping off poster on "other" Jackson thread at June 25, 2009 11:24 PM (8PGHt)
It's all in a days work for me.
Show some perspective.
Posted by: The Anamorphic Personification of Death at June 25, 2009 11:25 PM (94a3+)
Well, no shit!
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 25, 2009 11:25 PM (3QAIh)
Posted by: kbdabear
Well, be thankful it wasn't Cheerios `cause those ARE a drug ... FDA says so.
Posted by: drillanwr at June 25, 2009 11:25 PM (Lpcy6)
Oh, wait...we are talking about North Korea.
Posted by: Hawaii at June 25, 2009 11:25 PM (0aQsc)
Posted by: eman at June 25, 2009 11:27 PM (fpywm)
Posted by: logprof at June 25, 2009 11:27 PM (tjUml)
Posted by: Unicles at June 25, 2009 11:28 PM (e46Cb)
Wonder if the ER docs said, "Just give him another minute or two ... I saw him do this at the Super Bowl a few years ago ... He'll start singing any minute ..."
Posted by: drillanwr at June 25, 2009 11:28 PM (Lpcy6)
Posted by: wherestherum at June 25, 2009 11:28 PM (rN258)
Nice job parenting, Ms. Vanderbilt.
Nice job enforcing those liquor laws against minors in nightclubs, NYC.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 25, 2009 11:29 PM (9Lm5R)
Public Shouldnt Be Kept in the Dark by an Agency Supposedly Committed to Transparency
Washington, D.C., June 26, 2009The Competitive Enterprise Institute is today making public an internal study on climate science which was suppressed by the Environmental Protection Agency. Internal EPA email messages, released by the CEI earlier in the week, indicate that the
report was kept under wraps and its author silenced because of pressure
to support the Administrations agenda of regulating carbon dioxide.
The report finds that EPA, by adopting the United
Nations 2007 Fourth Assessment report, is relying on outdated
research and is ignoring major new developments. Those developments
include a continued decline in global temperatures, a new consensus
that future hurricanes will not be more frequent or intense, and new
findings that water vapor will moderate, rather than exacerbate,
temperature.
New data also indicate that ocean cycles are
probably the most important single factor in explaining temperature
fluctuations, though solar cycles may play a role as well, and that
reliable satellite data undercut the likelihood of endangerment from
greenhouse gases.All of this demonstrates EPA should independently
analyze the science, rather than just adopt the conclusions of outside
organizations.
The released report is a draft version, prepared
under EPAs unusually short internal review schedule, and thus may
contain inaccuracies which were corrected in the final report.
While
we hoped that EPA would release the final report, were tired of
waiting for this agency to become transparent, even though its
Administrator has been talking transparency since she took office. So
we are releasing a draft version of the report ourselves, today, said
CEI General Counsel Sam Kazman.
Posted by: Anti-Harkonnen Freedom Fighter at June 25, 2009 11:29 PM (5r0Tz)
"We're ALL trying to pull ourselves together and trying to understand what happened"
JHC, do we have any functioning adults talking into broadcast tv or radio microphones today?
And not only do they vote, we encourage them to do so
Posted by: kbdabear at June 25, 2009 11:29 PM (cGmnP)
Posted by: jmflynny at June 25, 2009 11:30 PM (cFcA7)
I'll give genghis another 10 minutes or so then put up an emergency stunt ONT.
Posted by: Mtenloch at June 25, 2009 11:30 PM (SKftV)
Posted by: Doktor Obama at June 25, 2009 11:31 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Lou at June 25, 2009 11:31 PM (rFWLj)
Posted by: wherestherum at June 25, 2009 11:31 PM (rN258)
Posted by: Unicles at June 25, 2009 11:31 PM (e46Cb)
I'm hungry.
Posted by: Unicles at June 25, 2009 11:32 PM (e46Cb)
Posted by: Jonathon E. at June 25, 2009 11:32 PM (dQdrY)
Posted by: Hawaii at June 25, 2009 11:33 PM (0aQsc)
This thread is already at 700. Can it go to 1000 before an ONT is put up?
This thread aint over until Lace Wigs says it's over
Posted by: kbdabear at June 25, 2009 11:34 PM (cGmnP)
this thing will get out of hand- it'll get out of hand and we'll be lucky to live through it
Posted by: Jones at June 25, 2009 11:34 PM (KOkrW)
FIFY.
Because all blog postings are 100% better with Evil Dead II references.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 25, 2009 11:34 PM (9Lm5R)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 25, 2009 11:35 PM (3QAIh)
Posted by: Joans fake ass pictures at June 25, 2009 11:35 PM (0aQsc)
Lace wigs has only shown up once this whole thread. Is it restraining itself? Or is it mourning MJ?
Posted by: wherestherum at June 25, 2009 11:35 PM (rN258)
Posted by: Jones at June 25, 2009 11:36 PM (KOkrW)
Posted by: Tresjin at June 25, 2009 11:36 PM (l7K0j)
Posted by: Earth at June 25, 2009 11:37 PM (cGmnP)
And I say this as a chick.
Posted by: wherestherum at June 25, 2009 11:37 PM (rN258)
Posted by: drillanwr at June 25, 2009 11:38 PM (Lpcy6)
Posted by: Jonathon E. at June 25, 2009 11:38 PM (dQdrY)
Posted by: wherestherum at June 25, 2009 11:38 PM (rN258)
Posted by: Derak at June 25, 2009 11:38 PM (7FwmQ)
Posted by: Methos, wet blanket at June 25, 2009 11:39 PM (wU8X9)
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AKA the Jackson who didn't flash his tits on national tv at halftime
Posted by: kbdabear at June 25, 2009 11:39 PM (cGmnP)
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The Earth's climate is driven by the receipt and redistribution of solar energy. Despite this crucial relationship, the sun tends to be brushed aside as the most important driver of climate. Calculations on supercomputers are primitive compared with the complex dynamism of the Earth's climate and ignore the crucial relationship between climate and solar energy.
To reduce modern climate change to one variable, CO2, or a small proportion of one variablehuman-induced CO2is not science. To try to predict the future based on just one variable (CO2) in extraordinarily complex natural systems is folly.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 25, 2009 11:40 PM (8PGHt)
Well. Even ESPN's not safe. A Sportscenter story on Michael Jackson, because he played the halftime at Super Bowl XXVII.
Not to mention Michael's intense interest in Pop Warner football in Reseda
Posted by: kbdabear at June 25, 2009 11:41 PM (cGmnP)
Wait. Did that sound cynical? Sorry if it sounds cynical.
Posted by: PaleoMedic at June 25, 2009 11:41 PM (yiNoG)
Posted by: Lou at June 25, 2009 11:41 PM (rFWLj)
This could turn hilarious, folks. Think about it; Jacko was crazy. I would not be a bit surprised if he had arranged in his will for an actual circus in lieu of a funeral -- with clowns, elephants, jugglers, Sigfried & Roy, etc.
I would be more surprised to find out if Jackson did not make special, extraordinary funeral arrangements for himself.
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Posted by: drillanwr at June 25, 2009 11:43 PM (Lpcy6)
Or he just got shit-faced and passed out.
Posted by: Jonathon E. at June 25, 2009 11:44 PM (dQdrY)
I'm still pissed at him for hijacking the Beatles catalog, hopefully Paul has enough money left over from his 2nd marriage to buy the shit back.
Posted by: Al Gore at June 25, 2009 11:44 PM (FhWAV)
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Posted by: kbdabear at June 25, 2009 11:45 PM (cGmnP)
"I'm waiting for the "con" side on the important national debate over whether this is sad."
The upcoming, and inevitable, Vegas MJ tributes/reviews should decide this.
Look for tone, then authenticity, sincerity, celebrity impersonators in attendance, etc.
In the event of "no decision", the details of the first celeb sighting of MJ, and said celebs status in the celebrity universe and reaction reaction (and whether or not Opra stages an intervention, or merely an interview), as written up in a tabloid, will decide.
Posted by: Arbalest at June 25, 2009 11:45 PM (2ymvt)
Posted by: Siberian Tiger at June 25, 2009 11:45 PM (8PGHt)
FLAT. and the sun revolves around it, kay?
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Remember that?
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Posted by: andycanuck at June 25, 2009 11:49 PM (8PGHt)
Wait ... he hasn't been seen and MJ is dead ... AND Janet ain't been seen!
My gawd! How many lives can one man lead??!?
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and ignore the crucial relationship between climate and solar energy.
To reduce modern
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variablehuman-induced CO2is not science. To try to predict the future
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systems is folly.
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785-no RedEye. Andy twittered it early last nite. I kinda love/hate Twitter, it is ghey, but you find out everything over there and quickly.Also, most of the ppl suck. Treacher is one of the only parts that make it worth it. That and laughing at Meghan McCain's self-involved dumbass tweets. Those rock.
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Posted by: KennyM at June 26, 2009 01:39 AM (JsI0k)
When I learned thatMichael had died, I was surprised and thought it was sad because he was not old....but that was about it.
I have a curiosity to know exactly what took him down.
What caused the heart attack, and what (if any) substances he had in his system.
This is certainly NOT on the same scale as Kennedy being assasinated.
*
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On a related note, Geraldo attended MJ's autopsy and discovered Al Capone's treasure.
Breaking News: Shep is off the air and safely home now - Hagen Daz stock rises
I think it's safe to go back to FoxNews now - they are back on to the Sanford scandal with video of the Argentinian bimbo, and _finally_ tearfilled videos of celebs mourning Farrah.
The King is dead - long live the King One!
Posted by: Dysfunctional at June 26, 2009 06:36 AM (FTiH0)
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I could only stomach about 1 hour of the Shep & Geraldo "Mourning MJ" Show last night. It's quite repulsive how these news vultures circle the carcass and talk non-stop about meaningless, repetitive gargabe. I swear, if I heard Shep talk one more time about how he was a high school student in '82 during MJ fever, I may have puked. They are such sensationalists. It was sickening.
Posted by: Twinks at June 26, 2009 07:48 AM (lFhCW)
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Theone from Minnesota hasn't done anything substantial (only symbolic) since 1999.
TheOne from Chicago's only useful contribution so far has been a medical infomercial on network TV.
Posted by: Roy at June 26, 2009 07:52 AM (cB77O)
He was choking.
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Posted by: Little Boy Blue at June 26, 2009 07:55 AM (6kZI3)
At least MJ has demonstrated the only way that hypocritical celebrities can actually reduce their carbon footprint. Algore should hold him high as an example.
Posted by: Alamo at June 26, 2009 07:57 AM (Mqupr)
Geez, its quiet here....
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Posted by: Sgt. Rock at June 26, 2009 08:14 AM (RmFRH)
Hogwash, Ace. This was one of the two or three biggest entertainers of the 20th century. I wouldn't be entirely surprised if NR and TNR did their biw/weekly covers on it.
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Posted by: Robert at June 26, 2009 08:35 AM (QispW)
FOX should have changed their format to the 'Michael Jackson is dead' Show years ago, if you ask me. I would have watched every day, all day.
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Posted by: Little Boy Blue at June 26, 2009 08:50 AM (6kZI3)
Poor Shep Smith, does anyone else notice how gay men like Shep get all emotional when a famous gay celebrity dies. Let me clarify, Michael Jackson was a gay, pedophile celebrity but the point is the same.
Posted by: Hughie at June 26, 2009 08:50 AM (iGqcN)
Until a very concerned Robert showed up, almost everyone here was mocking him. At HA I'm guessing many if not most are defending and/or blowing him. Thus the disparity in numbers of posts.
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Actually for me it is, for you not so much....
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If you want Vincent Price's voice on an album, get Alice Cooper's _Welcome To My Nightmare_ to hear Vincent's prolonged intro to "The Black Widow." Plus, the album totally kicks _Thriller's_ ass.
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Michael Jackson hasnt been this stiff since that time MaCaulay Culkin slept over
Confirmation has just come in that Michael Jackson died of food poisoning - apparantly he ate some 1 year old nuts.....
Madonna has paid her respects to the Jackson family - and asked how much they want for the kids......
Apparently since the death of Michael Jackson his management have cancelled all his upcoming dates. They were Billy, 8, and Thomas, 11.
Reports say that Michael Jackson in fact died of shock after discovering that Boys2Men were a band, not a delivery service
An auction has already started for Michael Jacksons personal belongings with a bidding war erupting between Gary Glitter and The Catholic Church for MJ's little black book
The FBI has raided jackos house and found class A drugs in the kitchen, class b drugs in the living room and class 5c in the bedroom.
Today the Jackson family are in mourning after watching their brother die from heart failure. Apparently CPR isn't as easy as ABC.
strange that Farrah Fawcett and MJ died the same day one slept with majors, the other slept with minors
They are still no sure how MJ died but apparently they were showing him round a childrens hospital and he had a "stroke"
Mcdonalds tribute is the new mcjackson burger its a its a 50 year old piece of aged albino meat shoved between 8 year old buns.
It is reported that Michael Jackson will not be cremated or buried but instead melted down into Lego pieces, allowing kids to play with him for once.
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