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Yup: Iran Still Invited For Hot Dogs and Fireworks on July 4th

Hot Dog Diplomacy. Catch the fever.

he United States said Monday its invitations were still standing for Iranian diplomats to attend July 4 celebrations at US embassies despite the crackdown on opposition supporters.

President Barack Obama's administration said earlier this month it would invite Iran to US embassy barbecues for the national holiday for the first time since the two nations severed relations following the 1979 Islamic revolution.

"There's no thought to rescinding the invitations to Iranian diplomats," State Department spokesman Ian Kelly told reporters.

Well. Won't that make a pretty photo-op.

Oh, wait: Obama, Mr. Transparency, will not permit photos.

We used to goof that Obama would send "strongly worded letters" or employ diplomatic snubbings in dealing with the world's worst monsters.

Turns out we gave him far too much credit. He won't even do that.

Thanks to EricR.

Posted by: Ace at 04:54 PM



Comments

1 What kind of ice cream will they have?

Posted by: someone at June 22, 2009 04:55 PM (njJQD)

2 He'll serve them Hebrew National Kosher dogs.

Subtle he is.

Posted by: toby928 at June 22, 2009 04:55 PM (PD1tk)

3 Obama to Iran: You totally pwn3d Neda.

Posted by: lorien1973 at June 22, 2009 04:56 PM (IhQuA)

4 Are they gonna serve pork hot dogs?

Posted by: Beppo at June 22, 2009 04:57 PM (EdCFy)

5 Ace CNN has pictures of the DC train accident.  One train is on top of the other.  One confirmed fatality.  Many many injuries.  this was rush hour on the very busy red line

Posted by: muffy at June 22, 2009 04:57 PM (zplc6)

6 Will the leaders of the freedom demonstrators be allowed to enjoy fireworks and hot dogs in the Rose Garden, or will they have to stay home and make their own fireworks?

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at June 22, 2009 04:58 PM (MZMca)

7
obama to celebrate Indepence Day with members of a cruel despotic regime

oh the irony is too...rich

Posted by: Unicle tweets at June 22, 2009 05:01 PM (Bmhek)

8 Par.  Tay.

Posted by: Mahmoud Achmadinejad at June 22, 2009 05:01 PM (GEd77)

9
As I told the Iranian diplomats,

All men and women have the right to choose

Their condiments!

Sauerkraut or pickle relish, gentlemen?

Posted by: President Barak Obama at June 22, 2009 05:01 PM (ao5cQ)

10 Drudge has a flashing red light and from the article he links to:  Etter tells WTOP rescue crews are setting up for the "possibility of a mass casualty event.""

Posted by: muffy at June 22, 2009 05:02 PM (zplc6)

11 It'll be like that Family Guy episode about Petoria - where Peter invites all the 3rd world dictators over to his house for punch and pie.

Posted by: lorien1973 at June 22, 2009 05:02 PM (IhQuA)

12
Even Carter had enough patriotism to boycott the Olympics in 1980.

Although, it was an election year...

Posted by: Unicle tweets at June 22, 2009 05:03 PM (Bmhek)

13 Yes, I can hardly think of a better way to celebrate Independence Day than hobnobbing with pencil-pushers from a regime mowing its citizens down in the streets.

Bravo, Democrats, that's Hope AND Change all in one nice little package there.

Posted by: Techie at June 22, 2009 05:03 PM (cxW4X)

14 oh the irony is too...rich

Posted by: Unicle tweets at June 22, 2009 05:01 PM (Bmhek)

Served in a waffle cone with "Fuck you, I won" sprinkles.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 22, 2009 05:03 PM (GEd77)

15 Big deal. I'm getting married on July 4th.

I'm pretty sure I am going to get my wife a .38 snubnose. Seems to be the right size, classic look. Engraved with "A woman who can protect herself is pretty freakin hot. So why aren't we having sex now?"

Posted by: sloeride at June 22, 2009 05:03 PM (AVHcl)

16 For the love of Pete, someone sneak in cameras.

I'm sure John Q. Public will love footage of Iranians eating cole slaw and 'tater salad as their country turns on its own.

Posted by: Techie at June 22, 2009 05:05 PM (cxW4X)

17 They should all meet up in Hawaii.

Posted by: ricky at June 22, 2009 05:05 PM (UkL5l)

18 I like the sprinkle art, Herr Morgenholz.  I think "Fuck You, I Won" would also look great in ketsup and mustard (spicy naturally). 

Posted by: Trish at June 22, 2009 05:05 PM (0U5Kd)

19
Lisa Ling's sister still doing hard labor in North Korea and Obama and the free Western press doesn't give a shit.

Posted by: Unicle tweets at June 22, 2009 05:05 PM (Bmhek)

20 Engraved with "A woman who can protect herself is pretty freakin hot. So why aren't we having sex now?"

Posted by: sloeride at June 22, 2009 05:03 PM (AVHcl)

Because we've been married for 6 years, it's 2 AM, you smell like a brewery and perfume, and I'm armed.

Posted by: Sloeride's future wife at June 22, 2009 05:06 PM (GEd77)

21 I think "Fuck You, I Won" would also look great in ketsup and dijon mustard (spicy naturally). 

Posted by: Trish at June 22, 2009 05:05 PM (0U5Kd)

Fixed.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 22, 2009 05:07 PM (GEd77)

22 Wow, I just realized.  Obama's gonna have himself one hell of a Fourth.  Norks launching missiles.  Iranian potlucks.  Hell, maybe Russia will decide to send Georgia some greetings in person.

Gird your loins, indeed.

Posted by: Techie at June 22, 2009 05:07 PM (cxW4X)

23
Obama will celebrate the 4th of July not by listening to the 1812 Overture, but by listening to Some Enchanted Evening.

Posted by: Unicle tweets at June 22, 2009 05:08 PM (Bmhek)

24 See, Mr. Ahmedinejad?  If only you DON'T crush dissent, you can have a nifty barbeque on your own 'independence day.'  Won't that be swell?

Posted by: nickless at June 22, 2009 05:09 PM (MMC8r)

25 Shameful! What an embarrassment to have to vapid idiot as a President.

Posted by: IC at June 22, 2009 05:09 PM (jZNCU)

26 Hey, Michelle, do we have any halal custard?

Posted by: Barack, Lord of the Flyswatters at June 22, 2009 05:10 PM (/1LEy)

27

Obama is taking the Iran crisis seriously...

He, Biden, Axelrod, Emanuel, Hillary, the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs, and the National Security Council are huddled in the situation room...

...planning the menu

Posted by: beedubya at June 22, 2009 05:11 PM (AnTyA)

28 Wow, I just realized.  Obama's gonna have himself one hell of a Fourth.  Norks launching missiles.  Iranian potlucks.  Hell, maybe Russia will decide to send Georgia some greetings in person.

Gird your loins, indeed.

Posted by: Techie at June 22, 2009 05:07 PM (cxW4X)

Hell yeah.  The Chinks are bringing lady fingers and the whole dragon dancing troupe, oh and also potstickers and crab rangoon.  Man I love those things.  Hugo is kicking in  some good Vene beers, and the Greek commie resistance is bringing ouzo and togas.  This is gonna be fuckin' epic!!

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 22, 2009 05:11 PM (GEd77)

29 Where are our trolls?
Somehow they don't have their marching orders today.
It's as if events are overwhelming their empty rhetoric.

Posted by: Nom de Blog is Missing Palin Steele at June 22, 2009 05:11 PM (1Bods)

30 Fucking tone deaf.  This guy is writting the campaign adds for whoever runs against him in'12.

Posted by: Hammer at June 22, 2009 05:12 PM (1kwr2)

31 Where are our trolls?
Somehow they don't have their marching orders today.
It's as if events are overwhelming their empty rhetoric.

Posted by: Nom de Blog is Missing Palin Steele at June 22, 2009 05:11 PM (1Bods)

We're in the East Room.  We'll be along.

Posted by: Palin, Nigel, erg, and other assorted fucknozzles at June 22, 2009 05:13 PM (GEd77)

32 Hell, let's invite some Iranians to attend some of our "Tea Parties" that are scheduled for the Fourth of July. Let them see how, in a democracy, you can let off steam without having to worry about catching a bullet in the heart.

Posted by: I Am Jack's Raging Bile Duct at June 22, 2009 05:14 PM (8XI4A)

33 Who wants loin? I girded it myself.

Posted by: VP Joey Biden at June 22, 2009 05:14 PM (kIjlp)

34 Amazing timing there, Obama.

Administration after administration, R and D, refused to meet with senior Iranian officials while the mullahcracy retained "legitimate" rule. Then, in view of a freakingly-obvious illegitimate election and the first/only, open could-be revolution since the American embassy was stormed decades ago, Obama decides now would be a good time to hold a high-level picnic.

Unmitigated disaster. It's like they plotted a plan in indelible ink and cannot possibly adapt rationally to change. What... TOTUS cannot be reconfigured?

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 22, 2009 05:15 PM (rZ235)

35 Let them see how, in a democracy, you can let off steam without having to worry about catching a bullet in the heart yet.

Posted by: I Am Jack's Raging Bile Duct at June 22, 2009 05:14 PM (8XI4A)

Posted by: That Fixer asshole at June 22, 2009 05:15 PM (GEd77)

36 I'm down with the Iranians being at the diplo-bbqs as long as they serve them Heebie-Nat dogs.

Hey, maybe someone can come up with a Neda Burger; raw beef with a big hole in the middle and LOTS of ketchup. The Iranian dudes'll love it!

Pathetic. I can't believe my government is doing this. I hope that if the Iranians show, the rest of the diplomatic community has the good grace to walk out.

Posted by: Chef Mojo at June 22, 2009 05:16 PM (im2SO)

37 Is he in DC?  Will he go to the scene of the train disaster?

Posted by: muffy at June 22, 2009 05:16 PM (zplc6)

38 Thank Allah that I've only got those distinguished Iranian officials coming over for the 4th, instead of that Tea Party rabble. You just can't negotiate with those bitter clingers.

Posted by: Barack, Lord of the Flyswatters at June 22, 2009 05:16 PM (/1LEy)

39 It's like they plotted a plan in indelible ink and cannot possibly adapt rationally to change. What... TOTUS cannot be reconfigured?

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 22, 2009 05:15 PM (rZ235)

The Five-Year Plan is not negotiable.

Posted by: Vladimir Ilyich Obama at June 22, 2009 05:17 PM (GEd77)

40 They may be "ex" Iranian diplamats by July 4th.  Still invited of course, cause we don't want to be rude. 

Posted by: Hammer at June 22, 2009 05:18 PM (1kwr2)

41 Tea parties and mullah dogs. Great photo op material.

Posted by: paranoid polly at June 22, 2009 05:19 PM (YLNjm)

42 This is not going to go down well with the American public. Hobnobbing with these bastards who sanction bludgeoning and killing their own citizens on the 4th of July?

Posted by: IC at June 22, 2009 05:19 PM (jZNCU)

43 Maybe after all the mullahs and dinerjacket are hanging upside down in front of the state house odumbass can Fedex hotdogs to throw at them along with the stones!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at June 22, 2009 05:20 PM (MZMca)

44 Don't forget to check my Tweets on this historic party. I'll have up to the minute breaking news on the exact kinds of buns that Obama and his Iranian friends put their halal burgers on, the exact brand of ketchup, and what kind of pickles.

Will Bo be chasing scraps under the table? Only I, the expert reporter can provide expert analysis

Posted by: Mark Knobpolisher, crack CBS reporter at June 22, 2009 05:20 PM (cGmnP)

45 37 Is he in DC? Will he go to the scene of the train disaster?
Posted by: muffy at June 22, 2009 05:16 PM (zplc6)


Bitch, please!

Posted by: President Barak Obama at June 22, 2009 05:21 PM (ao5cQ)

46 JFK: "Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe, in order to assure the survival and the success of liberty."

BHO: "Let every tyrant know, whether he wishes us cake or death, that I shall pay any ransom, lick any boot, bow to any prince, support any dictator, oppose any rebellion, in order to assure my glowing and incandescent halo of victory. I won."

Posted by: George Orwell at June 22, 2009 05:21 PM (/1LEy)

47 Please do not wake the trolls up! perhaps thier computers all crashed at the same time.. Or they are getting refuled at CNN. They have to know the offical Obama line before they come swarming.

Posted by: Mystry at June 22, 2009 05:21 PM (dIHlE)

48 The Iranian people have an opportunity to reassert their God-given rights.
Here's hoping July 4th can be a celebration of freedom for Iranians.

(As a side benefit, our TOTUS will beclown himself if the Iranians have managed to reclaim what was stolen in the next 12 days.)

Posted by: We're Methos' Bitches de Blog at June 22, 2009 05:22 PM (1Bods)

49 47, Mystry at June 22, 2009 05:21

They're all consoling the fat assed bikerider and his wife perez!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at June 22, 2009 05:23 PM (MZMca)

50 Fuck you!  Fuck you!

Posted by: Mandy Manners at June 22, 2009 05:24 PM (otlXg)

51 If I disinvite them to the coolest 4th of July party in HISTORY, then the Supreme Leader will get mad at me. I can't have that

Posted by: Barack Obama at June 22, 2009 05:25 PM (cGmnP)

52 Ron Paul!

Posted by: Ron Paul at June 22, 2009 05:26 PM (aVQo/)

53 I wouldn't have expected any different from the Messiah, he loves dictators more than liberty.

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at June 22, 2009 05:26 PM (otlXg)

54 How come no is saying En Fuego?

Posted by: Z Ryan ;) at June 22, 2009 05:27 PM (PDeVA)

55

#43 thread winner

Posted by: paranoid polly at June 22, 2009 05:28 PM (YLNjm)

56 50 Fuck you!  Fuck you!

Posted by: Mandy Manners at June 22, 2009 05:24 PM (otlXg)



HEY! Our Supreme Leader said I could troll Ace today! Go over to the stalker site you bitch, he's MINE!!!!

Posted by: shramuta at June 22, 2009 05:28 PM (cGmnP)

57 FU 52

Posted by: jas at June 22, 2009 05:28 PM (sJaoP)

58 "Chowing down with murderous dictators is not cool"
Stuff Thomas Jefferson Said
3rd Edition Revised

Posted by: DrewM. at June 22, 2009 05:29 PM (iTt2X)

59 Will those hot dogs be Kosher and Halal ?

Posted by: John ryan at June 22, 2009 05:29 PM (Plw4e)

60 "There's no thought to rescinding the invitations to Iranian diplomats," State Department spokesman Ian Kelly told reporters.

Well, this will make us all feel the love

Posted by: Persian in hiding at June 22, 2009 05:31 PM (cGmnP)

61 PRESENT!

Posted by: Iranian Diplomats at June 22, 2009 05:31 PM (cGmnP)

62

My mom is a big-wig with the donks....Yes, I'm shamed to admit she had Biden on speed dial before the inaug.

Anyway...I want tt be standing next to dinner-fucking-jacket on the 4th.....Safest place in hell.

Posted by: hutch1200 at June 22, 2009 05:31 PM (CoSNs)

63 Come on over to OUR party, Iranian Diplomats, we have much bigger fireworks and special hot dogs

Posted by: North Korean Diplomats at June 22, 2009 05:33 PM (cGmnP)

64 I am bummed, I was not invited.

Posted by: Robert Mugabe at June 22, 2009 05:33 PM (jZNCU)

65 Other nations' embassies are giving aid to the wounded while Obama's government feeds the bastards.
What the fuck?
*waiting to see how the Michael Moore crowd defends this shit*

Posted by: d at June 22, 2009 05:34 PM (DWWyX)

66 Hey Mr.President-
don't forget to invite Neda

Posted by: jjshaka at June 22, 2009 05:34 PM (B5Tae)

67 62

My mom is a big-wig with the donks....Yes, I'm shamed to admit she had Biden on speed dial before the inaug.

I damn near broke my knuckles speed dialing her back. How does she push those keypad buttons so fast?

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 22, 2009 05:35 PM (cGmnP)

68

Could you imagine the you tube, phone-jerky video of Barry and Dinnerjacket eating on folding chairs.

 Either one could say "Fuckin' A, I know all about stealing elections".

Posted by: hutch1200 at June 22, 2009 05:35 PM (CoSNs)

69 *waiting to see how the Michael Moore crowd defends this shit*

The same old stale "what about bomb, bomb Iran" and "watch this drive" retorts. Leftards have no imagination

Posted by: kbdabear at June 22, 2009 05:36 PM (cGmnP)

70 I'm guessing that means both Hebrew National and Nathan's dogs are off the table?

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at June 22, 2009 05:37 PM (1hM1d)

71 WE DEMAND A SHRUBBERY

Posted by: Ron Paul at June 22, 2009 05:38 PM (aVQo/)

72 Joe, she still has Casey and Carney....Yes, I'm the black fucking sheep....At her fundraiser last year, I had donks parked on my lawn. All of my siblings have a pic of them with Carney and Biden. Except..I wasn't invited across the road.

Posted by: hutch1200 at June 22, 2009 05:38 PM (CoSNs)

73

Could you imagine the you tube, phone-jerky video of Barry and Dinnerjacket eating on folding chairs  magic carpets with unicorns and skittles.

Fixed it for you.

Posted by: paranoid polly at June 22, 2009 05:39 PM (YLNjm)

74 I'm thinking that the Tea Parties on the 4th of July should also be an opportunity for us to show our support of those brave Persians by wearing green.

Posted by: kbdabear at June 22, 2009 05:39 PM (cGmnP)

75 Beautiful polly! Thanx for the fix.

Posted by: hutch1200 at June 22, 2009 05:40 PM (CoSNs)

76 If I were Bo I would be running away from home. The Lord of the Flyswatters would never dare offend his fine, upstanding Iranian friends by letting a canine come near them. And when he hosts a double date night later this year for Kim Jong Il, he's probably planning to serve dog. Multicultural cuisine, ya know.

Posted by: George Orwell at June 22, 2009 05:43 PM (/1LEy)

77 ...and the 4th in Darfur is???

Posted by: JoeTee at June 22, 2009 05:43 PM (Or5b2)

78 I wonder who put this party together? It sure wasn't BHO.  The plan has to be less than 24 hours ago. Who gave the Iranians their invitations. How many accepted? So many questions, and so few answers!

Posted by: Mystry at June 22, 2009 05:43 PM (dIHlE)

79 So in the face of everything that is transpiring in Iran, Obama decides to give legitimacy to Iranian administration officials by inviting them to embassy BBQ's on the Fourth of July. The Flippin 4TH OF JULY..... INDEPENDENCE DAY, with the Obama's and the Killer Tyrants.

This stuff is like some kind of nightmare. I can't get my head around this.


Posted by: mama winger at June 22, 2009 05:44 PM (eTkwe)

80 These guys are so tone deaf.  Partying with the Iranians while North Korea lobs missiles our way, on Independence Day?   For people that are accused of being in perpetual campaign mode, this is idiotic beyond belief.  Where are their poll numbers going to be one month from now? 

Posted by: Dave S at June 22, 2009 05:44 PM (4it72)

81 Let's be clear that all food served will be halal, with non-alcoholic beers, pure throat slashed beef dogs, goat burgers, falafel (even we can't fuck that up), and imam-blessed chips.  The fireworks will be packaged in the skin of Zionist soldiers captured in Lebanon, and the explosive powder will be relatively uranium free.

That doesn't mean I ain't hawkin' a major fucking loogey in that shit.

Posted by: Five Guys Catering's Cook at June 22, 2009 05:45 PM (GEd77)

82 I'd suspect that the invitation came from some low level neo-SDSers that have certainly flooded Washington since January. Sticking it to the Man!, yea, err, what, violent crackdowns? Must have been a Bush staffer.

Posted by: Dash Rendar Groober PhD MD FACCP Master of the Breast at June 22, 2009 05:46 PM (aVQo/)

83 Your welcome. If you don't want to get disowned I wouldn't bring up Palin at any family dinners. LOL. I do and watch my very liberal aunt's head explode.

Posted by: paranoid polly at June 22, 2009 05:46 PM (YLNjm)

84

I am so sick and tired of "smart power", "hotdog diplomacy", "reset" buttons for thugass nations, voting "Present", "nuanced and thoughtful" deliberations, American spineless fecklessness, "not meddling"--the list is endless.  It's only been 6 months and it feels like 6 frickin years!  Wouldn't it be nice if the Republicans found their testicles, put them back in their tighty whiteys and beat our Man Child President over the head with his lack of any strong, cogent foreign policy? 

Posted by: runningrn at June 22, 2009 05:48 PM (p9lFf)

85

This administration is clueless.  Absolutely clueless.  With homage to those who have done this before, I guess his plan is this:

1)  Sit down with brutal dictators

2)????????????????

3) Skittle shitting unicorns for everyone.

 

Posted by: Malamutt at June 22, 2009 05:49 PM (tdr59)

86 Not that I think any Iranians will actually attend these dumbass BBQ's, but wouldn't it be funny if some bad potato salad ended up causing an international incident?

Posted by: runningrn at June 22, 2009 05:49 PM (p9lFf)

87 We'll meet in Hawaii. I'll bring the eats and Kools, you bring the fireworks......Oh, Korea is gonna Demo something for ya.....Cool

Posted by: Barry1200 at June 22, 2009 05:50 PM (CoSNs)

88 FIXED said Obama. Now on to the important agenda of  Health Care!

Posted by: Mystry at June 22, 2009 05:51 PM (dIHlE)

89 Could you imagine the you tube, phone-jerky video of Barry and Dinnerjacket eating on folding chairs magic carpets with unicorns and skittles Mecca-facing prayer rugs.

Fixed again. I mean, they'll be in one of the world's largest Muslim nations, right? When in Rome...

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 22, 2009 05:51 PM (rZ235)

90 See you in Hawaii

Posted by: Barry1200 at June 22, 2009 05:51 PM (CoSNs)

91 Not if my secret police/goon squads see you 1st!

Posted by: dinnerjacket1200 at June 22, 2009 05:52 PM (CoSNs)

92 Hah ,Hah, you funny prick

Posted by: Barry1200 at June 22, 2009 05:53 PM (CoSNs)

93 Wear Green on July 4th whether you're at a Tea Party or not

This man is not my President, I won't support this kind of bullshit. Fuck you and your sippy cups, 52ers

And to the DemSM who stand in line to polish his knob. Please go broke and funemployed now so I can piss on you when you become hobos

Posted by: kbdabear at June 22, 2009 05:53 PM (cGmnP)

94

Hot Dogs: America's Olive Branch

http://tinyurl.com/l4b5tk

Very funny!

Posted by: momma at June 22, 2009 05:55 PM (penCf)

95

This post needs a slu-shop of Neville Chamberlain waving a hot dog, declaring "peace in our time!".

Posted by: Gromulin at June 22, 2009 05:55 PM (7FA9S)

96

We used to goof that Obama would send "strongly worded letters" or employ diplomatic snubbings in dealing with the world's worst monsters.

Turns out we gave him far too much credit. He won't even do that.

The proper Prez for Life response?

Say nothing.

Do nothing.

Do not even acknowledge situation.

Wait till others act.

Read the polls.

/idiots

Posted by: shibumi at June 22, 2009 05:59 PM (OKZrE)

97 So do murdered virgins get hot dog barbecues in Paradise?

Posted by: andycanuck at June 22, 2009 05:59 PM (8PGHt)

98

 

"There's no thought to rescinding the invitations to    about Iran diplomats," State Department spokesman Ian Kelly told reporters.

 

FIXED

Posted by: Malamutt at June 22, 2009 06:01 PM (tdr59)

99 I don't think they are going to actually go through with this, but if they do it might be the tipping point already.  People, for whatever reason, seem to like Obama.  He still polls relatively high but everything he stands for is not as well received.  I think a lot of people that may have voted for him don't want to let go.  People obviously have a vested interest, but they are wavering.

If he does something as unbelievably stupid as this, on this date, while this is going on in Iran, while North Korea is sending us a big stick in the eye in the form of a "test" missile, while people are tea partying......well that's going to leave an impression for quite a while.  It's giving an excuse to jump ship loudly for all those people who are tepidly hanging on just because of pride. 

There are a lot of people just looking for that moment where it is ok to say you voted for him, but....and this is the type of moment that would give people their out. 

Posted by: Dave S at June 22, 2009 06:04 PM (4it72)

100 397. NO. They get shiskebabe. On a long long skewer.

Posted by: Mystry at June 22, 2009 06:06 PM (dIHlE)

101 I am ashamed of my country!

Posted by: bob t at June 22, 2009 06:07 PM (ElRiy)

102 You know damn well that some poor Embassy Marine is gonna get slammed for insisting on searching the Iranian "diplomats" that attend the BBQ.

How many of these "diplomats" do you figure will be wearing explosive waistcoats? Dude, the way things are going right now, a US Embassy would be the last place I'd want to be on July 4.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 22, 2009 06:11 PM (oT+Ek)

103 101 I am ashamed of my country!

Posted by: bob t at June 22, 2009 06:07 PM (ElRiy)

52 percent of it, not all of it

Wear Green on the 4th so they'll know we're not behind Obama on this

Posted by: kbdabear at June 22, 2009 06:11 PM (cGmnP)

104 Obama's gotta have some serious OCD issues. He has some to-do list, somewhere, and he can't deviate from it, not a day not an hour. Can't move forward if he doesn't tick off that item, and its a fkn catastrophe if we won't let him do whatever the Hell it might be.

Posted by: Evil midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight at June 22, 2009 06:12 PM (taJZA)

105 I just feel sad. Like Tiananmen Square; Can't we at least say mean things? If mowing down your populous, whom are protesting for freedom and democracy, is not enough to get you uninvited to Obama parties, then what do you have to do? Does that statue in New York harbor mean anything to you!? It is supposed to be "Liberty Enlightening the World". Are we still deserving of that testament while we stand by, unable to utter words of support while people bleed in their streets with the HOPE of CHANGE for freedom? Or has her grace merely become an epitaph to a once great nation, now too meek to even speak in the face of an absolute inhumannity? Surely the people of this great Republic demmand more from their representative and head of state. I have to believe that.....

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at June 22, 2009 06:13 PM (0q2P7)

106 101 bob

No, I'm ashamed of my president.

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at June 22, 2009 06:13 PM (MmIAM)

107 In related news, First Lady of the Flyswatters, Michelle the Odious, will host a sewing party for the wives and chattel of Iranian officials. She will lead a class in fabricating chadors. Vice Flyswatter Joe "Deadeye" Biden will serve as a tailor's dummy.

Posted by: George Orwell at June 22, 2009 06:16 PM (/1LEy)

108 Those fucking norks ain't sending no missile to Hawaii. There fucking leader hostess has a chick name. But just in case, perhaps we can send all the MSM reporters there for a little holiday ya know...maybe promise em a double scoop in a waffle cone

Posted by: Don't Blame Me, I Voted for the American at June 22, 2009 06:17 PM (Ua9hB)

109 How much for theee beeeg statyou in your New York Harbooor.?

Posted by: dinnerjacket1200 at June 22, 2009 06:18 PM (CoSNs)

110 LEAVE BARACK ALONE!!!!

Posted by: The MSM at June 22, 2009 06:19 PM (u5Jv6)

111 Sheeeet, I let dat go on da cheap.

Posted by: barry1200 at June 22, 2009 06:19 PM (CoSNs)

112 T'aint a thang.....

Posted by: barry1200 at June 22, 2009 06:21 PM (CoSNs)

113 If the timid Barack is notably submissive in my presence I may allow him to suck my cock while I enjoy the fireworks.

Posted by: Ayatollah Khomeini at June 22, 2009 06:22 PM (71Zq0)

114 I read where the One signed that tough tobacco legislation while smoking a Virginny Slim he bummed off knobpolisher...

More toughness to follow...

Posted by: Don't Blame Me, I Voted for the American at June 22, 2009 06:25 PM (Ua9hB)

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Posted by: Waterhouse at June 22, 2009 06:25 PM (Y/Zn+)

116 i won't beleive it until i see it on tv.  the w.h. can't be this stupid.  downside is to great if iran heats up on the 4th while bho and he who walks behind the rows are eating franks and drinking beer on the w.h. lawn on the 4th of july. such an event sends bho's numbers to the bottom of the atlantic, and ensures that he is a one time president, and rs take the congress,  if dems don't try to impeach him themselves after such an event ensuring they keep contol of the house and senate. fuck if you think about it pelosi could be president if the entire white house is kicked out of dc. then we are really fucked!

Posted by: formerparatrooper at June 22, 2009 06:27 PM (n2vBd)

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Posted by: gp at June 22, 2009 06:28 PM (U8K8M)

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Posted by: Waterhouse at June 22, 2009 06:28 PM (Y/Zn+)

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No I haven't. I'm feeling much better

Posted by: Zombie Khomeini at June 22, 2009 06:29 PM (cGmnP)

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Posted by: formerparatrooper at June 22, 2009 06:33 PM (n2vBd)

121 Considering what goes into hot dogs, I doubt we could get them to eat any even if they deigned to show up.........which they won't. 

Posted by: manofaiki at June 22, 2009 06:34 PM (uSh7j)

122

Oh look, President Dickface now says he's 'moved' by what's happening in Iran.

There must have been Exlax in his ice cream.

If the Iranians want hotdogs on the 4th of July they have to go to Hawaii to get them.

Posted by: Speller at June 22, 2009 06:34 PM (fh5Oy)

123

Dude, you've been dead for like 20 years.

My apologies, someone had spiked the goat milk and I misspoke.

Posted by: Ayatollah Hossein Ali Montazeri at June 22, 2009 06:35 PM (71Zq0)

124 #81

If the WH served pork products and alcoholic beverages and offered that to the Iranian reps, wold it be a purposeful snub or just another case of his staff screwing up? Sadly, cant tell anymore.

Posted by: Liz Lemon at June 22, 2009 06:40 PM (lSuMX)

125 Iranian protester pleads for US, World to intervene

An Iranian student protester in Tehran made a passionate plea for help from the world community this morning in a phone call to CNN’s “American Morning.”

Posted by: kbdabear at June 22, 2009 06:43 PM (cGmnP)

126 An Iranian student protester in Tehran made a passionate plea for help from the world community this morning in a phone call to CNN’s “American Morning.”

No Iranian wants any help or statement from Obama.  His brilliant speech in Cairo and his trip for ice cream has inspired the Iranian people to action. 

Posted by: palin steele and comrades at June 22, 2009 06:48 PM (wU8X9)

127 "There's no thought to rescinding the invitations to Iranian diplomats," State Department spokesman Ian Kelly told reporters.

I hate for anybody to share the blame with Odumbfuck, who is ultimately responsible for this, but inviting these butchers has "State Dept recommendation" written all over it.

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 22, 2009 06:49 PM (LaEbt)

128

I commented at Waesl's place and also at Hot Air about this...If Obama goes thru with inviting these Islamic freaks to our nation's birthday party, when every shred of common sense decency and solidarity with Iranian folks getting gunned down in the streets says DISINVITE THEM, there ought to be a massive web-based grassruts movement to protest this horrendous piece of idiocy by the One. 5 million protest calls to the WH. Tweet sotrms or whatever folks do nowadays to mass mobilize. Slam Obamas head into a turnbuckle. This is not about politics or embarrasing The Chosen One Whose Name May Never be Spoken Except by Authorized ACORN Spokespeople, it is about showing the people on the streets of Iran that Americans are aware of their fight and the danger theyre in, and that to the extent we can do so, we want to help them take down the medieval Islamic freaks gunning them down in the streets today.

Failing that, or better yet in addition to that, if Obama goes thru with the invite and the mullah's minions actually DO show up at the WH demanding to be served Halal meats not cooked by Joooos, then everyone in the country who can do so should go the the front gate of the WH and protest. Put 250k people right on Obama's doorstep WHILE the party is going on!

Imagine the possibilities, folks.

Pass it on. Ima comment on this to as many blogs as possible tonight and lets see if we cant start a ruckus over this disgraceful piece of diplomatic cowardice by Obama.

Posted by: mike d at June 22, 2009 06:50 PM (91OXS)

129 Fuck 'em all, we won!

Posted by: Barry and Mahmoud at June 22, 2009 06:51 PM (FcR7P)

130

Nork rocket would seem to be a fine training excercise.  Just make sure it gets shot down!  Since Kim Il is not a Muslim, Barry may give the order.

As if.

The Iran stuff lately has me really bummed.  Our countries response vis-a-vis Obama is embarassing.  Not to mention the waste of a GREAT opportunity for the country and Iran.  Fucking shameful.  Fuck!

Posted by: Not Quite at June 22, 2009 07:01 PM (Bs8Te)

131 I hate for anybody to share the blame with Odumbfuck, who is ultimately responsible for this, but inviting these butchers has "State Dept recommendation" written all over it.

State Department apparatchiks should be referred to as the "lace panty brigade" or some variation thereof. It's an old SoS slur that should be dusted off for reuse.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 22, 2009 07:02 PM (oT+Ek)

132 DoS not SoS.

Fuck. I can't even blame it on a sockpuppet.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 22, 2009 07:04 PM (oT+Ek)

133 So, dinnerjacket and I are havin' a hotdog at Katies Restaraunt (doesn't/didn't ever, exist) ,,,,and our waitresses name was Neda. God love him, we just broke out laughin'...I mean what are the odds of that....I shit myself laughin'.

Posted by: biden1200 at June 22, 2009 07:10 PM (CoSNs)

134

Yeah.....I know....special place in hell for me....

But you can picture Biden doing this. No?

Posted by: hutch1200 at June 22, 2009 07:12 PM (CoSNs)

135 Just for the record, this wasn't our idea.

Posted by: The Joos at June 22, 2009 07:13 PM (wU8X9)

136 Ace baby, you've "coined it: "hot dog diplomacy."  Ever seen an over-cooked hot dog. It aint pretty. All cracked, dried-out and charred. Nothin a little grey poupon caint fix.

Posted by: bullwhacker at June 22, 2009 07:17 PM (v4YIc)

137 Slightly off topic, I just saw Brit Hume on O'Reilly. Hume is terrific I just wish that O'Reilly would shut the fuck up and stop interrupting Hume. O'Reilly always thinks that it is about him.

Posted by: Scipio at June 22, 2009 07:27 PM (bePn5)

138 You know damn well that some poor Embassy Marine is gonna get slammed for insisting on searching the Iranian "diplomats" that attend the BBQ.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 22, 2009 06:11 PM (oT+Ek)

Recon by bayonet is cool, right?

Posted by: Marine Guard at June 22, 2009 07:36 PM (kuSPQ)

139 Provided they are serving Hewbrew National and those hotdogs with pork mixed in (like Schickhaus made famous at Springsteen's favorite shore hotdog stand Max's), I am all for it.  Cold beer too.  Lot's of it. 

Posted by: Joe at June 22, 2009 07:37 PM (+GRGs)

140 Obama should order all of our embassies to put out American flag doormats so the Iranians can feel at home. I'm sure it's on his to-do list.

Posted by: SamIam at June 22, 2009 07:40 PM (uwn4a)

141 I am so disgusted w/King Obama I had to leave an email at whitehouse.org.  I told them King O is a pig, a despicable pig for still having those animals to our embassies. 
I await my IRS audit in the near future, not that I have anything left they can take from me.  I am tapped out.
Federal prison may not be so bad...three squares, exercise, cable teevee, learn a new skill.  I'm up for it.  Anyone else?

Posted by: MrsPaulsFishSticks at June 22, 2009 07:41 PM (PBGAP)

142

Clearly he is just demonstrating his sound belief in our ability to intercept the Independence Day gift from North Korea. He is simply flipping off Kim Jong Il by pushing forward and any deviation in his plans for that day would be tantamount to letting KJI win the staring contest.

This is a bold step in a new kind of leadership for our nation.

 

 

 

Sorry...

I'm just preparing for the inevitable ass-brained excuses that are bound to be spewed by Adriana Lima and Palin Steele and I figured that this one made about as much sense as anything they're likely to come up with.

Posted by: jmflynny at June 22, 2009 07:43 PM (Z3f9d)

143 I see several former LGFers visited this thread.  Welcome all, take a value-rite martini and make yourselves comfortable.

Posted by: John Galt at June 22, 2009 07:44 PM (Ylv1H)

144 In some parallel universe, the POTUS (whoever he is) has invited Mousavi  for hamburgers.  This POTUS regards the US as held to the idea of a beacon of liberty.


Posted by: Cincinnatus at June 22, 2009 07:44 PM (K5AMb)

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Posted by: MrsPaulsFishSticks at June 22, 2009 07:45 PM (PBGAP)

146

So, will they be all-beef hotdogs?

How about Kosher?

Serve the bastard a plate full of Hebrew National hotdogs and kosher dill pickles.

Better yet, make him wait at the back gate behind the Hebrew National delivery truck.

Posted by: jmflynny at June 22, 2009 07:48 PM (Z3f9d)

147 PS You know where this is going.  Dinner Jacket will refuse loudly, to make Obama look like a chump.

Posted by: Cincinnatus at June 22, 2009 07:49 PM (K5AMb)

148 When asked for comment, Ahmadinejad's spokesman said, "We won."

Posted by: Pak at June 22, 2009 07:50 PM (QnXp/)

149 143
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Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at June 22, 2009 07:50 PM (MmIAM)

150
"Is he in DC?  Will he go to the scene of the train disaster?"

Is it on the route to the custard shack? If so, yes.

Posted by: Brown Line at June 22, 2009 07:51 PM (jA6ap)

151

143 I see several former LGFers visited this thread.  Welcome all, take a value-rite martini and make yourselves comfortable.

They're Paulians, Creationists, and Nazis, just like those Iranians who don't appreciate Obama's Backpedal Diplomacy

 

Posted by: Chuckie Johnson at June 22, 2009 07:56 PM (7FgWm)

152 Well gee, are the Iranian protestors feeling all the Hope and Change yet?

I'm sure they'll remember all of Obama's moral support in years to come. Mark Levin played a vintage Reagan speech reacting to the Communist Polish regime's crackdown on Solidarity and declaration of martial law. What a Man Reagan was!

Too bad America currently has no President worthy of the name.

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 22, 2009 07:57 PM (teBup)

153 Can I have a "reset" button now, please?

Posted by: Dissatisfied voter at June 22, 2009 07:57 PM (sey23)

154 Hebrew Nationals?

Posted by: mojo at June 22, 2009 08:06 PM (5MA1v)

155 I am speechless.  I at LEAST thought Owon would have applauded the protests against tyranny in the streets of Tehran,  but apparently his speech in Cairo was the Teleprompter talking.  I have had it.  Obama, GET OFF YOUR ASS!  the people of Iran or standing up to dictatorship, and here you are sitting on your (sort of, only when it handy) black ass and doing nothing!  Jesus Christ.  You know it's bad when France and Germany are now more Conservative than we are.  Hope and Change.....

Fuck you Obama.   yay... first black president.  Thank you media for you ASTOUNDING vetting.

Posted by: Boobies Make Me Smile at June 22, 2009 08:09 PM (9QC0z)

156 Maybe we can use the picnic as an occasion to return all those IED parts we collected in Iraq.

Are wounded GIs invited?

Posted by: eman at June 22, 2009 08:10 PM (52Hin)

157

I bet the Baghdad Embassy 4th of July will be the most fun.  How do you think the Iranians will react when the DCM presents the Embassy Baghdad Gay and Lesbian Players?  Or has a gay themed 4th of July Party.  This is no joke, Embassy Baghdad actually has gay parties.

 

But then if you work at State you're probably adept at using high heels.

Posted by: Thomas Jackson at June 22, 2009 08:12 PM (B8gqF)

158 Yo, Mojo. You and me got the same idea.

Posted by: Chef Mojo at June 22, 2009 08:12 PM (im2SO)

159 Maybe we can use the picnic as an occasion to return all those IED parts we collected in Iraq.

Melt 'em down and use 'em to build JDAMs.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 22, 2009 08:12 PM (9Lm5R)

160 Worry, or worry not, Obama's motives are pure.  He's defending an Islamic Republic from corrupt and oppressive western concepts like life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.   

Posted by: publicserf at June 22, 2009 08:16 PM (lvDL2)

161 They've got video of the State Dept press conference over at Hotair.  The guy who asks the hotdog diplomacy question says "a frivolous question really" before he asks the question.  Says a lot.

Posted by: Big E at June 22, 2009 08:19 PM (VOigi)

162 Hot dogs mean things.

Posted by: Y-not at June 22, 2009 08:26 PM (sey23)

163

And to the DemSM who stand in line to polish his knob. Please go broke and funemployed now so I can piss on hunt you down and eat you when you become hobos

FIFY

Posted by: UoC Conservative at June 22, 2009 08:29 PM (ivwt+)

164

Bacon Burgers, Pork dogs, Egg Salad with Bacon Bits, Pie AlaMode in a Bacon bowl. Bacon in the salad, Bacon juice in the squirt guns and water balloons, Toss the old Pigskin and inflateable Pigs for the pool.

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Posted by: KZnextzone at June 22, 2009 08:31 PM (uG2AK)

165 There's no thought to rescinding the invitations to Iranian diplomats," State Department spokesman Ian Kelly told reporters.

Um, what if they nuke Baghdad?

May we be pissed enough then?

Posted by: eman at June 22, 2009 08:39 PM (52Hin)

166

doesn't Kool-Aide have some Pig hoof stuff in it??

 

In A Bacon Cup!!

Posted by: KZnextzone at June 22, 2009 08:41 PM (uG2AK)

167 Is this more of Barry's "nuanced" approached to foreign relations? I'm beginning to have questions about "them Jews" who are running Barry.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 22, 2009 08:51 PM (ONuzh)

168 I remember when B.O.'s acolytes screamed bloody murder over Rush's comment about wanting Obama's socialist policies -- and hence Obama himself -- to fail.

But it's interesting, because I desperately want him to succeed right now in being a true world leader, and he's been handed a golden opportunity to do so: all he had to do was just issue a condemnation of the Iranian government's oppression of its people and take a firm stance against real tyranny.  But it seems he's bound and determined to fail miserably. 

No need to hope he fails at all, B.O. doing just fine and dandy on his own.  But I shouldn't have hoped for a 40-something high schooler still running for the Homecoming Queen crown.

Posted by: The Ghost of Flannery O'Connor at June 22, 2009 09:05 PM (gC7PR)

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171 I hate to say it, but this is something else the One will get away with.  His groupies and followers and the people he is bribing with "free" health care and welfare don't give a damn how many Iranians or other people die as long as they get their stuff.  As the Romans learned, give the 52% bread and circusses and you can do anything you want. 

Posted by: BattleofthePyramids at June 22, 2009 09:41 PM (w1NKY)

172 This does have historical precedence. Right after Kristallnacht, FDR had a bunch of high ranking Nazis over to the White House. Oh wait no he didn't.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 22, 2009 09:43 PM (ONuzh)

173

Obama wears lace wigs when no one else is watching.

 

Nuff' said!

Posted by: Warthog at June 22, 2009 09:58 PM (4lW+G)

174 Kosher dogs for me please.

Posted by: Anonymous Iranian Diplomat at June 22, 2009 10:58 PM (DrB2V)

175 Late to the party and after lace wigs.  Opinion therefore nullified.  But let me persist.


WTF????    Those sons of bitches running Iran are still considered guests of these United States of Amercica, land of the free, home of the brave? On the 4th of JULY?   Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Silent Majority... we have a problem. Mr. Obama- I have no words for the depths of depravity to which you have succumbed.   EEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww! *spit*


Posted by: Derak at June 22, 2009 11:58 PM (IQjMT)

176 Obama:  Is there anything he can't fuck up?

Posted by: Deathknyte at June 23, 2009 02:15 AM (73dub)

177 After the shooting of that poor little girl and now, seeing this...Hussein Pasha is damned.   And he's taking us with him straight to hell.

I've never heard anything so sickening or depraved.

Posted by: Anniee451 at June 23, 2009 02:29 AM (3fUZm)

178

This guy Barack is fucking up my equations, please nullify him.

Posted by: Stephen Hawking at June 23, 2009 02:36 AM (hKtiw)

179 Q-ball, how soon 'til we slide?

This earth is just too fuckin' weird to be our earth!

Posted by: Rembrandt Brown at June 23, 2009 07:41 AM (eifYH)

180 The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the ketchup of patriots and tyrants.

Posted by: Thomas Jefferson in Texas at June 23, 2009 08:00 AM (7UB4q)

181 So, is this supposed to teach the camel-humping Iranian diplomats anything about citizens fighting for and gaining REAL dmeocracy? Isn't that what's (hopefully) happening in Iran right now?

Posted by: SFC MAC at June 23, 2009 11:43 AM (dX8Ae)

182

Mahmoud says Iran 'pioneers democracy':

http://tinyurl.com/lb6dsb

Iran "pioneers democracy"? That's what that fucking moonbat calls a rigged election and a brutal crackdown.

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