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Related? US Tracking North Korean Ship Suspected of Carrying Missile, Possibly Nuclear Technology

Not sure if North Korea's missile threat followed this, but I'd guess it did.

The U.S. military is tracking a flagged North Korean ship suspected of proliferating weapons material in violation of a U.N. Security Council resolution passed last Friday, FOX News has learned.

The ship, Kang Nam, left a port in North Korea Wednesday and appears to be heading toward Singapore, according to a senior U.S. military source. The vessel, which the military has been tracking since its departure, could be carrying weaponry, missile parts or nuclear materials.

"It is believed to be 'of interest,'" a senior U.S. official told FOX News.

This is the first suspected "proliferator" that the U.S. and its allies have tracked from North Korea since the United Nations authorized the world's navies to enforce compliance with a variety of U.N. sanctions aimed at punishing North Korea for its recent nuclear test.

The ship is currently along the coast of China and being monitored around-the-clock by air.

The apparent violation raises the question of how the United States and its allies will respond, particularly since the U.N. resolution does not have a lot of teeth to it.

The resolution would not allow the United States to forcibly board the ship. Rather, U.S. military would have to request permission to board -- a request North Korea is unlikely to grant.

North Korea has said that any attempt to board its ships would be viewed as an act of war and promised "100- or 1,000-fold" retaliation if provoked.

Posted by: Ace at 02:59 PM



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1

"100- or 1,000-fold" 

Don't they know the new number fad is Trillion.  1,000,000,000,000 fold retaliation. 

Posted by: Trish at June 18, 2009 03:04 PM (0U5Kd)

2 Dang it, I'm personally flying 24/7 chase patterns around that ship, in my jet-powered man wing, just like Superman.

Did I tell you I was the smartest guy in the room?

Posted by: Sheriff Joe Biden at June 18, 2009 03:05 PM (AZGON)

3 Tangentially related: Whatever happened to the Iraqi Container Ships of Death?  Was that a complete blow or what?

Posted by: toby928 at June 18, 2009 03:05 PM (PD1tk)

4 NK is promising to board 100 or 1,000 US ships?  Good luck with that.

Posted by: Pigilito at June 18, 2009 03:06 PM (LpLes)

5 Frikken sweet! The world is falling to pieces and we're focused on health care.

If BO doesn't get the foreign policy under control... access to health care will be the least of our concerns.


Posted by: MiloX at June 18, 2009 03:07 PM (Gmpja)

6 Where are the "Whale Wars" guys when you need them?

.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at June 18, 2009 03:07 PM (ruzrP)

7 The resolution would not allow the United States to forcibly board the ship. Rather, U.S. military would have to request permission to board -- a request North Korea is unlikely to grant.

Because you know, we can't be doing anything without the permission of our adversaireies in the UN or our Nork enemies.  US sailors are obviously only trained to sit on their hands and watch civilization's doom float on by.

/idiot liberal mentality

Posted by: Warmonger Methos at June 18, 2009 03:07 PM (wU8X9)

8 How will we respond?  By being disturbed, maybe even deeply disturbed.

Posted by: AndrewsDad at June 18, 2009 03:08 PM (MsyOh)

9 Don't worry, western dogs, we'll take care of it!

Posted by: Somali Pirates at June 18, 2009 03:09 PM (wU8X9)

10

Wonder where it could be heading?  Oh, well.... 

Posted by: Buster's Bunker at June 18, 2009 03:11 PM (W0B71)

11 Speaking for Barry, I will look with hightened consternation if you should nuke us.  I will even raise my eye brows and peer at you with the 'look of annoyance'. Careful!

Posted by: Hillary the Stern at June 18, 2009 03:11 PM (RkRxq)

12 We should send those Deadliest Catch guys to this ship and tell them that this ship contains crab.  A LOT OF CRAB.

Posted by: GTraylor at June 18, 2009 03:11 PM (WW6F4)

13 Wouldn't it be "nice" if it just sank?

Posted by: Vic at June 18, 2009 03:11 PM (5ynkO)

14 Or hey, what if the "pirates" got it?

Posted by: Vic at June 18, 2009 03:11 PM (5ynkO)

15

blow

it

out

of

the

water

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 18, 2009 03:12 PM (XUmfN)

16
Now is the time to put aside our differences and work together to find solutions to the challenges we face. We need to learn from the failed policies of the past and look to the future for progress.

/applause

/cheers

Posted by: Barack Obama at June 18, 2009 03:13 PM (Bmhek)

17 "a request North Korea is unlikely to grant"
Yeah, you know who talks like this?  People that have never been asked a question by Rahm Emanuel.

Posted by: GTraylor at June 18, 2009 03:14 PM (WW6F4)

18
Clearly, the North Koreans are taking their cues from the former vice president. Dick Cheney's recent remarks have emoboldened our enemies.

Posted by: Leon Panetta at June 18, 2009 03:15 PM (Bmhek)

19 Hmm. Navy SEALS. Straights of Malacca. Tragic accident. Just sayin'.

Posted by: joncelli at June 18, 2009 03:16 PM (RD7QR)

20

Maybe it's just me, but now would seem like a good time to put one of those tungsten telephone poles we have in orbit right on top of Kim's mercedes limo.

Posted by: Dang Straights at June 18, 2009 03:17 PM (Haq+B)

21

Heh, fly an unarmed Predator right into it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 18, 2009 03:17 PM (ZGhSv)

22 Why would it be heading towards Singapore?

Posted by: yinzer at June 18, 2009 03:18 PM (/Mla1)

23

Heh, fly an unarmed Predator right into it.

 

I was thinking an Airbus

Posted by: Francois at June 18, 2009 03:18 PM (W0B71)

24 I don't think they have a Navy large enough to try to board 100 to 1000 of our own ships in retaliation. In fact, doesn't their navy just consist of those rice paddy boats they got from China?

Posted by: Brenden at June 18, 2009 03:19 PM (54lqZ)

25 The North Koreans may have started a bloody conflict that killed hundreds of thousands of people, but once a couple of Americans made fun of North Korea in a movie, so both sides are equally to blame for this ongoing tension.

Posted by: logprof at June 18, 2009 03:19 PM (TEr8e)

26

22 Why would it be heading towards Singapore?

 

Gotta sail by there to get to Iran. 

Posted by: Rum, Sodomy and the Lash at June 18, 2009 03:19 PM (W0B71)

27 Well, if the One had balls, he would simply order one of our subs to sink the ship with a torpedo, and then assume a pained expression and say "what a tragedy, of course we don't know how it happened."  Since he doesn't, I guess the North Koreans will be able to ship nukes to Iran or whomever else they want.

Posted by: BattleofthePyramids at June 18, 2009 03:20 PM (XNi7Y)

28 If NK launches a  missile aimed at Hawaii, isn't that, you know, an act of war?

Posted by: drunken lurker at June 18, 2009 03:22 PM (OtQXp)

29

...United Nations authorized the world's navies to enforce compliance...

I can hear it now,

"You first."

"No, you first.'

"Oh no, by all means, you go first."

"No, youuuuu go first."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 18, 2009 03:22 PM (ZGhSv)

30 So Obama will do nothing.

Posted by: GarandFan at June 18, 2009 03:22 PM (C3okI)

31 Anyone hear anything about inspecting containers at shipping docks?  You know, the most egregious thing during the Bush presidency that hasn't been mentioned in like, well, since Bush left office.

Posted by: Sue at June 18, 2009 03:23 PM (Jol77)

32 those tungsten telephone poles we have in orbit right on top of Kim's mercedes limo.

I've always wondered what this was about:
"The disaster occurred when a flammable cargo exploded at the railway station at about 1300 local time. The news was broken by South Korean media outlets, which reported that up to 3,000 people had been killed or injured in the blast and subsequent fires."

Posted by: Chimney Sweep #8 at June 18, 2009 03:24 PM (kIjlp)

33 I'm thinking once it's down in the tropics it needs to hit a rogue iceberg.

Posted by: Patrick S at June 18, 2009 03:24 PM (WOj45)

34 Pay no attention to this ship.  It merely carries debate aids for our internal matters.

Posted by: Crazy Mahmoud, Iranian President for Life at June 18, 2009 03:25 PM (wU8X9)

35 Anyone hear anything about inspecting containers at shipping docks?

They do scan a small percentage of containers at US ports. However, there are probably other means to scan ships that aren't public knowledge. Think 'up.'

Posted by: Chimney Sweep #8 at June 18, 2009 03:26 PM (kIjlp)

36 Hey, have you guys forgotten I exist?  Hey, I matter!  Don't go taking your eye off the ball, now!

Posted by: Usama Bin Laden at June 18, 2009 03:27 PM (wU8X9)

37 So Obama will do nothing.

Posted by: GarandFan at June 18, 2009 03:22 PM (C3okI)

 

That's a lie. He'll have someone change his diapers. And then hid under his desk. Flies he can handle. This. Not so much.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 18, 2009 03:29 PM (1Jaio)

38 Why would you want to board our shipping vessels?

Posted by: Association of North Korean Food Exporters at June 18, 2009 03:33 PM (GtYrq)

39

Y'all see my that uh uh new dog BO is already uh uh uh housebroken?

Ain;t he a smart one?  Seriously, it took me longer to get M'Chele housebroken that it did Bo.  (Don't you just love that name as much as I do?)

Posted by: Present O! at June 18, 2009 03:33 PM (zYoD/)

40 No need to risk our SEAL teams on this. Just chose a button and mash the damned thing. Not a drop of sweat involved.

Posted by: Hucbald at June 18, 2009 03:36 PM (O9yAg)

41 We need to start shooting.

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 18, 2009 03:41 PM (6oEvp)

42

Anyone hear anything about inspecting containers at shipping docks?

 

Yeah, the money for doing that was cut from the budget as part of that 100 million dollar savings Il Douche was going to do.  That along with missile defense, the F-22 and a host of other things that were not welfare.

Posted by: Vic at June 18, 2009 03:41 PM (5ynkO)

43 Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 18, 2009 03:12 PM (XUmfN) - yeah, like an accidental torpedo right in the 10 ring

Posted by: teej at June 18, 2009 03:42 PM (QdUKm)

44 I love the way some congressional committee wrote a dozen F-22's back into the budjet.  Read about that yesterday, I think.

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 18, 2009 03:43 PM (6oEvp)

45 36 Hey, have you guys forgotten I exist?  Hey, I matter!  Don't go taking your eye off the ball, now!

Posted by: Usama Bin Laden at June 18, 2009 03:27 PM (wU8X9)


Man, thats so true.  If there was any doubt whether this mutt was killed back in feb 02 this is it.  That murdering attention whore wouldn't share camera time with hussein obama AND crazy kim.

Posted by: Dang Straights at June 18, 2009 03:44 PM (Haq+B)

46

This just in:

June 18 (Bloomberg) -- Defense Secretary Robert Gates said he has ordered the U.S. military to take defensive measures should North Korea attempt to fire a ballistic missile toward Hawaii.

“I think we are in a good position, should it become necessary, to protect American territory,” Gates told reporters at the Pentagon today.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 18, 2009 03:44 PM (ZGhSv)

47

...the U.N. resolution does not have a lot of teeth to it.

Not a lot of teeth?  I have a strongly worded letter right here!  What more teeth do you need? 

Posted by: Ban Ki-moon at June 18, 2009 03:44 PM (BvNzB)

48

Not a lot of teeth?  I have a strongly worded letter right here!  What more teeth do you need? 

I saw Aliens.  I know that harsh language works well.  It's even a substitute for bullets.

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 18, 2009 03:47 PM (6oEvp)

49 For all you Tom Clancy fans, I for one think it's time for the "Ryan Doctrine" to be put into effect. If you do this, this will be our reply. Period. End of discussion.

Posted by: teej at June 18, 2009 03:49 PM (QdUKm)

50 I've always wondered what this was about:
"The disaster occurred when a flammable cargo exploded at the railway station at about 1300 local time. The news was broken by South Korean media outlets, which reported that up to 3,000 people had been killed or injured in the blast and subsequent fires."


Me too. Probably one of Kimmie's offspring trying to get to the cognac and broads before his time.

Posted by: joncelli at June 18, 2009 03:51 PM (RD7QR)

51 Want to get those ships boarded and searched? Just tell Teleprompter that those ships are selling guns to Tea Party attendees and people with pro-life bumper stickers

Posted by: kbdabear at June 18, 2009 03:56 PM (93F13)

52 There is an under-reported story out of China saying Kim the youngest kid just tried to off Kim the oldest kid. 

http://tinyurl.com/mtrzhy

Maybe this time we will at least turn on the radars.

Posted by: Jean at June 18, 2009 03:57 PM (L64A6)

53 32 those tungsten telephone poles we have in orbit right on top of Kim's mercedes limo.

I've always wondered what this was about:
"The disaster occurred when a flammable cargo exploded at the railway station at about 1300 local time. The news was broken by South Korean media outlets, which reported that up to 3,000 people had been killed or injured in the blast and subsequent fires."

Posted by: Chimney Sweep #8 at June 18, 2009 03:24 PM (kIjlp)

Yeah, first thing I thought when that happened what 'i wonder what we blew up?' and then i wondered HOW we blew it up.  Way risky to send a team in, piece of tungsten rebar at 11km/s would do the trick, though.

Still wonder what we caught them doing and why we blowed it up, tho.

Posted by: Dang Straights at June 18, 2009 04:02 PM (Haq+B)

54 I hope they can swim.

Posted by: wHodat at June 18, 2009 04:03 PM (+sBB4)

55

Where are the "Whale Wars" guys when you need them?

Thread winner.  Those tools are some crazy whale-lovers.

Posted by: Blogluddite at June 18, 2009 04:08 PM (fDWFP)

56 (ping)...(ping)...(ping)...

Posted by: mojo at June 18, 2009 04:09 PM (g1cNf)

57 Say, has the Navy ever had a chance to use any of its Harpoon missiles yet? Maybe a nighttime "test" would be in order....

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at June 18, 2009 04:10 PM (iC0KP)

58 I would say this ship is the Most Dangerous Place on Earth right now.

Posted by: wHodat at June 18, 2009 04:13 PM (+sBB4)

59 "Uh, recently, our uh military has been mistakenly tracking a worthy, peaceful North Korean sea vessel, The Kang Nam.  It was believed that this beautiful, vintage boat was transporting uh some kind of weapons or nuclear material (Hey Press Corps, did you notice that I can uh pronounce the word Nuclear correctly?  My predecessor upon whom all blame rests, could not).  Um anyways, as Commander in Chief, I have called off our sea dogs.  They were out of line, and I would um like to apologize to President Kim Jung Il for their meddling in your international shipping of the ever aromatic and refreshing Kim Chee.  I am um deeply sorry and greatly regret any inconvenience this may have caused you.  In addition, I realize how important it is to export fresh Kim Chee as its pungency could degrade with age.  I um would like to extend to you, some financial compensation as well as um some nuclear material as a good will gesture.  I um think you are a really cool guy and I hope you won't be mad at me for all of the mistakes that were made by my predecesor.

Posted by: Barry O., Chief Appeaser at June 18, 2009 04:23 PM (RwCJ3)

60 Why do you guys keep bothering me?
It's late and I'm trying to get some sleep.
But Nnoooooooo...
You just keep yanking my fucking chain.

Eventually you're going to need me and I'll be too tired to answer the phone.

Posted by: 3AM de Blog at June 18, 2009 04:27 PM (1Bods)

61 Why do we need to board it?  A submersible can find out what's on the ship.

After our subs sink it.  Did I leave that part out?

Posted by: libertarianjim at June 18, 2009 04:45 PM (ohFJL)

62 Poor Rahmbo... he's gonna be polling strsight through the weekend in order to get a teleprompter script read for this.

On a related note, is anyone here smart enough to build one of those random response sites that create statements from a set list of words? All we need is a noun, verb and "disturbed", "watch with interest" and "inherited problem"... wash, rinse & repeat and Rahm can have the weekend off.

Posted by: Damiano at June 18, 2009 04:47 PM (owAZz)

63 Where are the Somalia Pirates when you need them?   Just hire a couple of them and give them some real work for a change.

Posted by: drfredc at June 18, 2009 04:54 PM (ljMiA)

64 It has to port for fuel at some point.  When it does, the host country refuses to fuel the ship, demands an inspection, and the SEALs and PSI personnel appear.

Too bad it can't port in Palau.  We might be able to get something for our unsuccessful $200 million Uighur-taking bribe.

Posted by: Darren at June 18, 2009 05:00 PM (PntkJ)

65 I'm too busy girding my loins to look this up, but would there happen to be a Bay of Unicorns in North Korea?

Posted by: t-bird at June 18, 2009 05:01 PM (FcR7P)

66 5 Frikken sweet! The world is falling to pieces and we're focused on health care.

This is being done on purpose.

It's like a magicians slight of hand. Look at one hand (health care) while the other hand is off doing something else entirely.

The question is... what scary, scary things are Hilary etc. doing behind the scenes to screw us over?

Posted by: shibumi at June 18, 2009 05:31 PM (OKZrE)

67 Ahhhhh, will no one in this kingdom rid me of this troublesome ship full of nuclear technology.

Posted by: ken at June 18, 2009 06:16 PM (+pcsy)

68 First Obama kills tourism in Las Vegas and now Hawaii.

Posted by: mark at June 18, 2009 06:52 PM (Wquex)

69 Fuckem. Board the Mf'er.

Then lets see what that korean pussy does before we turn his joint into the glass kingdom.

Posted by: he hate me at June 18, 2009 06:58 PM (Ua9hB)

70 I say we take off and nuke Pyongyang from orbit, it's the only way to be sure....


Posted by: ADA SHORAD Vet at June 18, 2009 07:05 PM (sh6L+)

71 The dude ain't got the stones. He can sit in front of an audience and read hollow words from a teleprompter, fire honest people when they do their jobs, hide his birth and academic records, and make cutesy little jokes to a nation of narcissists. He is a fraud and an entertainer. A jester.

Personal courage left our country on Nov. 22, 1963 in a place called Dealey Plaza. Since that time, we have lost our way. And at our most vulnerable time, this opportunistic bastard told us he was the answer. And they believed.

Devoid of personal courage and restrained by the fraudulent chains that bind him, he will be the anti-answer. Because unconscious and real evil does exist.

There is little time left for jokes and personal agendas. The entertainment time is winding down. Step up and do a job Barry or get the hell out of the way and let real men do it.

Posted by: he hate me at June 18, 2009 07:18 PM (Ua9hB)

72 libjim above is correct, technically you don't "board" a sunken vessel - you enter it.  Barry is a lawyer.

Posted by: Jean at June 18, 2009 07:25 PM (xCBQ4)

73 Just employ some "Somali" pirates.

Posted by: Thomas Jackson at June 18, 2009 09:24 PM (B8gqF)

74 If boarding it is an act of war, why not just sink it? I see no downside.

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