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Ensign Resigns Senate Leadership Position

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Sen. John Ensign (R-Nev.) has resigned as the chairman of the Senate Republican Policy Committee, quitting his leadership post the day after he announced he had an extramarital affair.

“He’s accepted responsibility for his actions and apologized to his family and constituents,” Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) said in a statement provided to POLITICO. “He offered, and I accepted, his resignation as chairman of the Policy Committee.”

The swift movement by Republicans – with Ensign’s consent – to clear him out of Senate leadership is a sign that the party wants nothing to do with another sex scandal as it tries to slow down the massive Obama agenda and focus on health care, energy and other pressing issues. Ensign has said he will remain focused on his Senate duties representing Nevada, but his days as a rising star in GOP politics are clearly done.

Too bad he didn't have the sense to not mess around with a married staffer be a Democrat.

Personally, I don't think what Ensign did is that big of a deal but there are two standards and Republicans are held to and hold themselves to the higher one. We need to start finding ways to hold the Democrats to the same one. We also need to find Skittles shitting unicorns.

Posted by: DrewM. at 12:16 PM



Comments

1 He was separated.  What is his crime?

Posted by: momma at June 17, 2009 12:21 PM (penCf)

2

OT

Why aren't the GOP talking heads out there telling people on SS that they voted for O because they didn't want to lose benefits, but that is exactly want BHO is doing.  Because of his economic decisions, states/cities/Fed gov't have raised taxes and fees on everything and that reduces their money.  Cap and Trade will raise the cost of everything - that reduces their money.  Obamahealthcare will not only reduce their money because it will raise the cost of drugs, but they will not get the treatments that are available to them now.  Not only that, but right now they can get into a doc/specialists today but under OHC they will be on a long waiting list.  The level of care (not including treatments) will also be greatly reduced because the number of docs will dwindle yet the number of patients to be seen will be greatly increased.

Hell, I'm a stay at home mom and I know this.  Why don't they?  Where are the commercials, web ads, mailers, etc?

Posted by: momma at June 17, 2009 12:21 PM (penCf)

3 Personally, I don't think what Ensign did is that big of a deal


...

?

Posted by: lauraw at June 17, 2009 12:22 PM (Nu/2x)

4 What does "(R-Nev.)" mean?

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 17, 2009 12:22 PM (Rd9iK)

5

Idealogical Purity strikes again.

 

Posted by: Pelvis at June 17, 2009 12:22 PM (LlaBi)

6 The ensign always takes one for the team.

Posted by: James Tiberius Kirk at June 17, 2009 12:23 PM (TXp3z)

7 Oh, that means Politico published the article.

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 17, 2009 12:23 PM (Rd9iK)

8 What is his crime?

Well, screwing around with a married woman when she and her husband work for you isn't exactly genius level thinking.

Posted by: DrewM. at June 17, 2009 12:23 PM (iTt2X)

9 Republican and Democrat politicians are mostly scumbags.

The difference?

Republicans almost always man up when they're caught.

Democrats almost never do. In fact, the whole party will jump to their defense and smear anyone who asks for accountability.

Posted by: Warden at June 17, 2009 12:24 PM (KXbGD)

10 Good. There's no place for this kind of betrayal and carnal lust in American Politics.

Posted by: Sen. John Edwards at June 17, 2009 12:24 PM (0BPlb)

11 Obligatory "At-least-he-didn't-drown-her-in-a-Buick" post.

Posted by: nickless at June 17, 2009 12:25 PM (MMC8r)

12 He only resigned some committee position. Seems like a fair punishment for acting like a Democrat.

Posted by: El-Amin Chirag-ud-Din at June 17, 2009 12:25 PM (8XI4A)

13 Why do Republicans resign when they do something unethical but not necessarily criminal, and Democrats get raises and stuff when they things both unethical AND criminal?

Posted by: Trish at June 17, 2009 12:27 PM (mTvHJ)

14 "We also need to find Skittles shitting unicorns."

Skittles? Shitting unicorns? That's even better than unicorns shitting Skittles and something worthy of filming.

Posted by: Can Anyone Spare a Hyphen? at June 17, 2009 12:27 PM (XvkQc)

15

9 Republican and Democrat politicians are mostly scumbags.

The difference?

Republicans almost always man up when they're caught.

Democrats almost never do. In fact, the whole party will jump to their defense and smear anyone who asks for accountability.

That's why I'd love to see a full run down about those two democrats in new york who jumped ship and sided with Republicans.  The reports were quick to point out both had legal troubles.  And I'm probably pretty sure you can easily find Republicans who criticized them before they became turncoats.  But I would love to see the Democrats comments about their possible crimes before they jumped ship.  I'm expecting something like "waiting until the investigation/trial is finished" and other such stuff.

Posted by: buzzion at June 17, 2009 12:28 PM (Lrsi6)

16 If elected officials can't bang random women on their down time, then I really don't see a reason for them to exist at all.

Posted by: lorien1973 at June 17, 2009 12:28 PM (IhQuA)

17 Do y'all see why we need to get rid of these mofos, they keep dragging us down, one step forward and two back, I need to go out and shoot anything, but not my dawg. lol

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at June 17, 2009 12:28 PM (qegH4)

18

Well, screwing around with a married woman when she and her husband work for you isn't exactly genius level thinking.

Ooouuch.

Posted by: Entropy at June 17, 2009 12:29 PM (m6c4H)

19 What does "(R-Nev.)" mean?

It means "evil crypto-Jooo-loving fascist puppy-molesting xtianist warmongering meanie".

Posted by: NYT Style Manual at June 17, 2009 12:29 PM (oT+Ek)

20 He didn't take it far enough.  If he ran a prostitution ring out of his basement, he would have had the high ground.  Just ask Barney.

Posted by: cranky-d at June 17, 2009 12:30 PM (9xu5n)

21 At least it was a legal aged female this time. Small steps.

Posted by: lorien1973 at June 17, 2009 12:31 PM (IhQuA)

22 He forgot rule number one "Don't fuck the help".

Posted by: Oldcrow at June 17, 2009 12:34 PM (y67bA)

23

Well, screwing around with a married woman when she and her husband work for you isn't exactly genius level thinking.

 

But on our main news channels here they do not say he was separated.  They make it out like he was in a great relationship with his wife.  Yes, he is an ass and deserve to be gone, but the hugh problem I have is with the slut whore hag c*nt bitchmarried chick he was sleeping with and the thug husband she was married to.  The story should be about why people in power should never have affairs, because it opens them up to bribery.  Look at Edwards.  If he would have been elected he would have a shit load of people with their hands in the cookie jar.

If a man sleeps with a married woman he is not a man.  If any politician has to sneak around to have sex, they are not worthy enough to serve for me.  If the media has a story, they always put the emphasis on the wrong thing.  That is all I'm saying.  I just don't do a good job of saying it sometimes.

Posted by: momma at June 17, 2009 12:34 PM (penCf)

24 Why don't democrats resign?  Because they only crime they can commit in the eyes of their constituents is not handing out as much taxpayer money as possible.

And, really, I'm not kidding.

Posted by: nickless at June 17, 2009 12:34 PM (MMC8r)

25

OMG, he was separated from his wife at the time.  I can't believe that he resigned from his Leadership position.  For what freakin reason?????????????

I give up..  This is ridiculous!

Posted by: texastickled at June 17, 2009 12:34 PM (RUJM9)

26 Btw boycott all of the MSM you can get your news on your 'puter if you don't have one go to a library, this shit is insane as to what they are doing to the American public!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at June 17, 2009 12:35 PM (qegH4)

27

I'd say the punishment fit the crime.  His personal shit got in the way of his job so he loses his committee.

He'll live. 

Posted by: Eleven at June 17, 2009 12:36 PM (7DB+a)

28 texastickled at June 17, 2009 12:34 PM (RUJM9)

In the minority, he has no real power anyways. Why fight a pointless battle over this. It'd inevitably overshadow anything else.

Posted by: lorien1973 at June 17, 2009 12:36 PM (IhQuA)

29 Good. There's no place for this kind of betrayal and carnal lust in American Politics.

Posted by: Sen. John Edwards at June 17, 2009 12:24 PM (0BPlb)


Damn Straight

Posted by: William Jefferson Clinton (party unknown) at June 17, 2009 12:36 PM (wU8X9)

30 Good. There's no place for this kind of betrayal and carnal lust in American Politics.

Posted by: Sen. John Edwards at June 17, 2009 12:24 PM (0BPlb)


Or not so straight!

Posted by: Larry Craig (Republican famous for veing a Republican member of the Republican party of Republicans) at June 17, 2009 12:39 PM (wU8X9)

31 What's the difference between a democrat and a republican? Class.

In other news...

Obama coolly slapped a fly during an interview. Now he is a "ninja" and "Dirty Harry". What can't our president do?!?! *Leg Thrill*

Posted by: Josh at June 17, 2009 12:39 PM (m5trs)

32

On second thought.... Senator was trying to battle the ACLU:

http://tinyurl.com/lata4x

 

How convenient for the ACLU!


Posted by: texastickled at June 17, 2009 12:40 PM (RUJM9)

33 "Ensign has said he will remain focused on his Senate duties representing Nevada, but his days as a rising star in GOP politics are clearly done."

I had no idea that he even WAS a "rising star" in the GOP. Never even heard of the guy until now.

Posted by: Capt. Numbstick at June 17, 2009 12:41 PM (voIlD)

34 "We need to start finding ways to hold the Democrats to the same one. We also need to find Skittles shitting unicorns." - DrewM

Yeah, you guys are certainly gracious of forgiving dems who commit such sins...remember that time when you wasted a coupla years and millions of taxpayer dollars trying to impeach a US president or did that happen too long ago? And how ironic your leader leading the impeachment charge (Newt) was one of the biggest hypocritical POS alive. But hypocrisy is something conservatives are really good at.


Posted by: palin steele at June 17, 2009 12:41 PM (VDj74)

35

nick#11,  Oldsmobile. Please.

Apparently Alexander Hamilton used up all the sympathy the public will ever have for screwing around with a blackmailing thug's wife.  Too bad that whole thing is a secret, and you'd never learn about it by studying history.

This is right out of Godfather, isn't it?  Nevada has had some interesting senators.

Posted by: comatus at June 17, 2009 12:42 PM (XTm8J)

36 Not that you're partisan or anything.

Posted by: Eleven at June 17, 2009 12:42 PM (7DB+a)

37 We need to start finding ways to hold the Democrats to the same one.

That's so tenderly naive. Tell you what, New Fish, you can be my cellmate.

Bottom bunk? Oh, you'll be on the bottom, allright.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at June 17, 2009 12:43 PM (xGIqT)

38 34, palin steele at June 17, 2009 12:41 PM (VDj74)

Fuck You! You little worm go back to HA, what happened did someone fact check your little ass over there too?

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at June 17, 2009 12:44 PM (qegH4)

39 IT'S TEH HYPOCRISAW!!!!

Posted by: Eleven at June 17, 2009 12:44 PM (7DB+a)

40 So he was separated and she was married and that isn't a big deal?  can I tell your female significant other that you dont think its a big deal if she protests my advances by saying she is already involved with you?  Man code violation there.

Not a big deal, strictly in the political sense, except it can say something broader about their character as a person.  People who do that will often be less ethical in other areas, as it is an indicator about how you view other people.

Oh goody.  Another distraction so the media won't talk about Iran, the health care takeover, etc. - things that really matter on a national scale.

Posted by: A.G. at June 17, 2009 12:45 PM (x7UaP)

41 @34 "trying to impeach a US president or did that happen too long ago?"

That US president was impeached for committing perjury in a US court of law, not for getting a spit shine put on Dr. Schlong.

Posted by: Capt. Numbstick at June 17, 2009 12:45 PM (voIlD)

42 Eh. This was the right move. Keep the seat, lose the leadership positions, next scandal.

Posted by: joncelli at June 17, 2009 12:46 PM (RD7QR)

43 MSM chorus: Now this is a real story! Barry firing the IG? Not so much.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 17, 2009 12:47 PM (1Jaio)

44 He is a Promise Keeper isn't he? Though separated he was still married therefore he committed adultery. Then there is his supreme lack of judgment, screwing someone on his staff AND the wife of a friend. DAMN with friends like him. . .

Posted by: allheavens at June 17, 2009 12:47 PM (qvEnH)

45 Oh look, palin steele is back!

Pass the popcorn...

Posted by: DocJ at June 17, 2009 12:48 PM (B8oVU)

46 "So he was separated and she was married and that isn't a big deal?  can I tell your female significant other that you dont think its a big deal if she protests my advances by saying she is already involved with you? " - AG

It's not a big deal to DrewM because its a republican. If it were a democrat, it would be an impeachable offense.

Posted by: palin steele at June 17, 2009 12:48 PM (VDj74)

47 I really can't make an effective judgement on this until I see photos of the woman involved.

Posted by: yinzer at June 17, 2009 12:48 PM (/Mla1)

48 This is why I get so pissed off when I hear people hyperventilation abut how gay marriage is going to destroy the "sanctity" of hetero marriage.

What fucking sanctity are they talking about?

Posted by: TheReverendAG at June 17, 2009 12:48 PM (BX9uS)

49 Also I am of no relation to commenter "A.G"..

Posted by: TheReverendAG at June 17, 2009 12:49 PM (BX9uS)

50 "@34 "trying to impeach a US president or did that happen too long ago?"

That US president was impeached for committing perjury in a US court of law, not for getting a spit shine put on Dr. Schlong." - numbstick

what matter of import did Clinton lie about? Maybe next time we can impeach presidents for telling their kids santa claus exists too...after all lying is lying.

Posted by: palin steele at June 17, 2009 12:49 PM (VDj74)

51 I don't give a shit if he was separated or not. I was separated for six months until my divorce became final, and I held off on sleeping with anyone else until it was finalized. Even though I probably would have been justified in most others' eyes, and even though it never would have been found out. And even though it meant I hadn't been laid in a year.*

Integrity is the measure of what you do when no one is looking.




*needless to say, I beat my dick like an illegal combatant during the interim.


Posted by: Empire of Jeff at June 17, 2009 12:49 PM (xGIqT)

52 remember that time when you wasted a coupla years and millions of taxpayer dollars trying to impeach a US president or did that happen too long ago?

Yeah, what's obstruction of justice, perjury, tampering with witnesses while trying to fix a court case?

If you're infantile enough to believe 'it's all about sex,' you should stick with the comic books, fanboy.

Posted by: nickless at June 17, 2009 12:49 PM (MMC8r)

53 @46 "If it were a democrat, it would be an impeachable offense."

AGAIN: That impeachment was the result of PERJURY, not an extramarital affair.

Posted by: Capt. Numbstick at June 17, 2009 12:49 PM (voIlD)

54 46, palin steele at June 17, 2009 12:48 PM (VDj74)

It's lunch time get out to your corner it's chickenhawk twink time, maybe you could get in 3 or 4 bj's before the evil business men go back to work!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at June 17, 2009 12:50 PM (qegH4)

55 Capt. Numbstick, he was a rising star and potential Presidential candidate because he had this scandal, don't you see?  Any Republican that commits any misdeed is your 2012 frontrunner.  Know the code.

Oh, and even we have to say: Fuck you, palin steele.

Posted by: Democrat State Media at June 17, 2009 12:50 PM (wU8X9)

56

Well there must be some sanctity left in marriage because this guy just lost his chairmanship over boinking a married woman.

Posted by: Eleven at June 17, 2009 12:51 PM (7DB+a)

57

Fuckin' the hired help is stupid, unethical, and immoral.

Perjury, on the other hand, is all of those things.......and also a felony.

There's your sign.

Posted by: pendejo grande at June 17, 2009 12:51 PM (gudTT)

58 It's lunch time get out to your corner it's chickenhawk twink time, maybe you could get in 3 or 4 bj's before the evil business men go back to work!
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at June 17, 2009 12:50 PM (qegH4)

lolwut

Posted by: TheReverendAG at June 17, 2009 12:52 PM (BX9uS)

59 "It's lunch time get out to your corner it's chickenhawk twink time, maybe you could get in 3 or 4 bj's before the evil business men go back to work!" Nam Grunt

What happened, old man, too chicken to meet me face to face? I'd deliver the whoopass of your lifetime!

Posted by: palin steele at June 17, 2009 12:52 PM (VDj74)

60 @50 "what matter of import did Clinton lie about?"

I don't care if he lied about running a damn traffic sign. The legal ruling is that he lied under oath. Period. Hence the impeachment. Or are you trying to say that perjury can be compartmentalized into "those we prosecute" and "those we don't," based on what you consider to be important matters?

Posted by: Capt. Numbstick at June 17, 2009 12:52 PM (voIlD)

61 Your right. I just like to do the straw man thing that Obama does. You know, mischaracterize actual events and then condemn the new characterization. Obama is so great.

Posted by: palin steele at June 17, 2009 12:52 PM (gue+Q)

62 ALINSKY RULE 4: "Make the enemy live up to its own book of rules."  You can kill them with this because no one can possibly obey all of their own rules.


Posted by: wHodat at June 17, 2009 12:53 PM (+sBB4)

63

#11

Not to be a dick, but it was an Oldsmobile.

Posted by: rakkim at June 17, 2009 12:53 PM (zC9uC)

64 And I love DrewM's sense of morality. There's absolutely nothing wrong with sleeping with a married woman. Drewm I hope you hold libs to the same standard.

Posted by: palin steele at June 17, 2009 12:54 PM (VDj74)

65

What happened, old man, too chicken to meet me face to face? I'd deliver the whoopass of your lifetime!

Oh puhleeze.  Now I know you're just starved for attention.  That was corny.

Posted by: Eleven at June 17, 2009 12:54 PM (7DB+a)

66 At least his paramour wasn't a man.

If a man sleeps with a married woman he is not a man. If any politician has to sneak around to have sex, they are not worthy enough to serve for me. If the media has a story, they always put the emphasis on the wrong thing. That is all I'm saying. I just don't do a good job of saying it sometimes.

It's a question of ethics. (Or et'ics, as John Polito so memorably said in Miller's Crossing.) Frankly, I don't give the fattest kind of shit what a politician does with his (or her) underwear tackle when they're not on the job so long as it doesn't affect the job they're doing. One can be a good politician (or bricklayer, for that matter) without being a particularly good person.

However -- and you knew a "however" had to be coming, right? -- the job of a politician is to deal fairly and honestly on behalf of the people he represents. (Yeah, yeah, I know. Bear with me here.)  If your personal standards allow for lying, cheating, and double-dealing in your private life, then these things are bound to carry over into your public life. Human nature being what it is, we simply do not compartmentalize our personalities well. A thief is a thief in the mind -- the action is secondary to the mental state. A liar, a cheat, and a fool likewise; the defect is in the personality, not in the act itself.

I care about a bricklayer's ethics only to the extent that it keeps me from being cheated; beyond that, job performance is all I care about. I don't give a damn if the bricklayer cheats on his wife as long as he builds a good wall and charges a fair price. But a politician's job is to act on my behalf -- to behave as I would behave regarding public policy. If he cheats on his wife, then this reflects in many ways upon me: after all, I voted for this cheating turd. The infidelity makes this reprsentative untrustworthy -- which in turn makes him useless as my public proxy.

Unfortunately politics draws exactly the kinds of people we don't want representing us: people interested in power for its own sake, influence peddlers, process-obsessed busibodies, and messianic loons (Bammer). It's no accident that so many politicians either are or were lawyers.

Posted by: Monty at June 17, 2009 12:54 PM (/0a60)

67 61, palin steele at June 17, 2009 12:52 PM (gue+Q)

You couldn't whip your little ding dong, that's why you stand on the corner for big ones. Hahahaha

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at June 17, 2009 12:55 PM (qegH4)

68 He slept with a woman?  I can see why libs would be outraged.

Posted by: wHodat at June 17, 2009 12:55 PM (+sBB4)

69 Further, what husband's reponse to his wife bangin' the boss is to try to turn a buck off it? I'm guessing they cooked up this whole deal as a shakedown.

A real man would have skipped her ass down the driveway like a rock on a pond.

Stay with me here, palin steele - I'll turn you into a goddam sexual Tyrannosaurus... like ME.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at June 17, 2009 12:55 PM (xGIqT)

70 Hi Hoosier Hoops. They want you back at lgf now.

Posted by: Who Knows at June 17, 2009 12:55 PM (7FgWm)

71 "I don't care if he lied about running a damn traffic sign. The legal ruling is that he lied under oath. Period. Hence the impeachment. Or are you trying to say that perjury can be compartmentalized into "those we prosecute" and "those we don't," based on what you consider to be important matters?" Capt Numbstick

Of course what you lie about matters. What Clinton lied about related to his personal life, not his professional life. Not even sure why he had to answer such questions...

was it not the best behavior...of course. But i dont think it should be impeachable, for anyone, lib or con.

Posted by: palin steele at June 17, 2009 12:56 PM (VDj74)

72 Sorry, there I go again. Lying under oath is the same as all other lies so therefore it is ok to lie under oath.

Posted by: palin steele at June 17, 2009 12:56 PM (gue+Q)

73 what matter of import did Clinton lie about?

Heh. Did he ever get his license to practice law returned? Google that biatch.

Posted by: El-Amin Chirag-ud-Din at June 17, 2009 12:56 PM (8XI4A)

74 67
You couldn't whip your little ding dong, that's why you stand on the corner for big ones. Hahahaha
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at June 17, 2009 12:55 PM (qegH4)

Every time I read one of your posts, I do it in the voice of the guy who ran the army surplus store in the Movie Falling Down.

"D'ya know what this is? Zyklon B!"

Posted by: TheReverendAG at June 17, 2009 12:57 PM (BX9uS)

75 "You couldn't whip your little ding dong, that's why you stand on the corner for big ones. Hahahaha" - Nam Grunt

Nam, you seem to know an awful lot about getting BJs by street corners...hmmmm

Posted by: palin steele at June 17, 2009 12:57 PM (VDj74)

76

Screwing another man's wife is the lowest thing a man could do and deserves a beating. 

Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2009 12:57 PM (m2CN7)

77

"what matter of import did Clinton lie about?"

You ever heard of Paula Jones sueing him for Sexual Harrasment? You know that crime that can get little people like you thrown in jail. Kinda the same thing as lying under oath about that crime would. Meanwhile Bill Clinton skates while people like you make excuses for him because he is a President with a D in front of his name. I could escape because I would use my vibranium shield to cut threw the jail bars and then start bustin heads I would not need sycophants like you lying about the scope of the crime and using politics to skirt the rule of law.

Posted by: Captain America at June 17, 2009 12:58 PM (NM1Nu)

78 Clearly, he should be stoned.

Posted by: wHodat at June 17, 2009 12:58 PM (+sBB4)

79 "Hi Hoosier Hoops. They want you back at lgf now."

wow you're damn consistent. I'll say this once and only once, "im not hoosier hoops and I've never posted at lgf"

Posted by: palin steele at June 17, 2009 12:58 PM (VDj74)

80 Screwing another man's wife is the lowest thing a man could do and deserves a beating.

Or, apparently, $25K in unmarked bills.

Posted by: nickless at June 17, 2009 12:58 PM (MMC8r)

81

Hoosier, why do you like being abused? Why do you come here?

Posted by: Who Knows at June 17, 2009 12:58 PM (7FgWm)

82 Captain America would never cheat on Miss American.

Because of the Moral Authority.

Posted by: toby928: fagotty faux-con fragger at June 17, 2009 12:59 PM (PD1tk)

83 My problem with Ensign is that he lead the charge against Clinton and Craig.

Republicans should filibuster any bills with ear marks. 

Posted by: Jack at June 17, 2009 12:59 PM (Ss83y)

84 Stay with me here, palin steele - I'll turn you into a goddam sexual Tyrannosaurus... like ME.

Why do I suddenly have this mental image of palin steele as that guy in Jurassic Park who tried to hide in the outhouse?

Posted by: Methos at June 17, 2009 12:59 PM (wU8X9)

85 "You ever heard of Paula Jones sueing him for Sexual Harrasment?"

Paula Jones, that parrot nosed bitch should feel lucky if Clinton ever harrassed her. Not sure any man ever would.

Posted by: palin steele at June 17, 2009 12:59 PM (VDj74)

86 It is hard to hold Dems to a standard when they have no standards.

Posted by: AndrewsDad at June 17, 2009 12:59 PM (MsyOh)

87 Are there any good conservatives left that don't like to have sex with women?

Posted by: wHodat at June 17, 2009 01:00 PM (+sBB4)

88 @ 76

And because the "jilted" husband's reaction was to attempt blackmail, I shit on all of them.


SPEAKING OF CHEATING WHORES WHO DESERVE A BEATING...

Welcome back, palin steele. I'ma fuck you 'til you love it, white boy!

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at June 17, 2009 01:00 PM (xGIqT)

89 75, palin steele at June 17, 2009 12:57 PM (VDj74)

Sure do twink, but mine were from senoritas down in ol Mexico, unlike yours up there from like minded guys in NY, do you buy them a slice of pizza pie?

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at June 17, 2009 01:00 PM (qegH4)

90 Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

And the popcorn's stale, too.

Posted by: DocJ at June 17, 2009 01:00 PM (B8oVU)

91 empire of jeff, go take your meds...

Posted by: palin steele at June 17, 2009 01:01 PM (VDj74)

92 Lying under oath is the same as all other lies so therefore it is ok to lie under oath.

Precisely what I would have expected from a morally stunted liberal like yourself. (After all you did claim in a previous thread that eugenics was not all that bad.) Swearing before God gives no added import to a promise because in your mind God does not exist. Do I have it right?

Oh, and Ensign's an idiot. There are times I think the moniker "the Stupid Party" is well deserved.

Posted by: Angry Beaver at June 17, 2009 01:01 PM (7sVL1)

93

Yeah, you have never posted there under the alias palin steele. Right?

 

Posted by: Who Knows at June 17, 2009 01:01 PM (7FgWm)

94 I will dip my toe in to respectfully disagree with the assertion that violating one's marriage vows and betraying a spouse by inserting one's self into the marriage of another couple and thereby attacking the integrity of that marriage is not a "big deal."

It certainly is.

Posted by: Dave at June 17, 2009 01:01 PM (Xm1aB)

95 87 Are there any good conservatives left that don't like to have sex with women?
Posted by: wHodat at June 17, 2009 01:00 PM (+sBB4)

I've been told Jesus is coming back at some point, maybe he could run.

Posted by: TheReverendAG at June 17, 2009 01:02 PM (BX9uS)

96 "Sure do twink, but mine were from senoritas down in ol Mexico, unlike yours up there from like minded guys in NY, do you buy them a slice of pizza pie?" Nam Grunt

uh Nam, sorry to bust your bubble, but those senoritas...I would check again if I were you.

Posted by: palin steele at June 17, 2009 01:02 PM (VDj74)

97

Paula Jones, that parrot nosed bitch should feel lucky if Clinton ever harrassed her. Not sure any man ever would.

Slick Willy didn't exactly have the highest standards when it came to the fairer sex.

Posted by: yinzer at June 17, 2009 01:02 PM (/Mla1)

98 @71 "I dont think it should be impeachable, for anyone, lib or con."

I believe it was actually an Obstruction of Justice charge. That's a felony. And as far as I'm concerned, a felony charge certainly falls under the "high crimes and misdemeanors" category. If you believe differently, so be it. It certainly was enough for the judge to rescind his law license. I consider that fallout the result of a "big enough" lie to warrant impeachment proceedings. Lib or con.

Posted by: Capt. Numbstick at June 17, 2009 01:02 PM (voIlD)

99 89 75, palin steele at June 17, 2009 12:57 PM (VDj74)

Sure do twink, but mine were from senoritas down in ol Mexico, unlike yours up there from like minded guys in NY, do you buy them a slice of pizza pie?

I think you doth protest too much...

Posted by: TheReverendAG at June 17, 2009 01:02 PM (BX9uS)

100 82-I thought Miss America was Captain America's daughter?

Posted by: Misguided Comics Guy at June 17, 2009 01:02 PM (wU8X9)

101

OK, so the husband was blackmailing him?

Why is this guy being called a 'thug'?

Shit, I'd have shot him.

Posted by: Entropy at June 17, 2009 01:03 PM (m6c4H)

102 This bums me out (the affair, not the chairmanship thing). I thought we had one good senator, and one bad, now I find out that they're both douche-bags. I'd still much have rather Ensign than another Harry Reid though, so I'll vote for him if I have to, to keep that from happening. I hate this voting for the lesser of 2 evils crap though.

My husband said he could never trust someone who slept with another mans wife, especially since he worked with the guy! He says he won't vote for him again. But that's not until 2012, who knows what things will be like then, Obama will probably appoint all senators for us by then.

Posted by: TiffVegas at June 17, 2009 01:03 PM (wMEbK)

103 Paula Jones, that parrot nosed bitch should feel lucky if Clinton ever harrassed her

Not so good with the ladies, are you, Trebek?

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at June 17, 2009 01:03 PM (xGIqT)

104 @85 "Paula Jones, that parrot nosed bitch should feel lucky if Clinton ever harrassed her. Not sure any man ever would."

Wow, THERE's an argument. I guess she was therefore undeserving of a day in court then, huh.

Posted by: Capt. Numbstick at June 17, 2009 01:04 PM (voIlD)

105 "I believe it was actually an Obstruction of Justice charge. That's a felony. And as far as I'm concerned, a felony charge certainly falls under the "high crimes and misdemeanors" category. If you believe differently, so be it. It certainly was enough for the judge to rescind his law license. I consider that fallout the result of a "big enough" lie to warrant impeachment proceedings. Lib or con. " - capt numbstick

Well, I respect your opinion. But I feel that if it were the other way around, a dem congress going after a republican president the same way gingrich went after clinton, your side would be howling about the partisaned witchhunt.

Posted by: palin steele at June 17, 2009 01:04 PM (VDj74)

106

"Paula Jones, that parrot nosed bitch should feel lucky if Clinton ever harrassed her. Not sure any man ever would."

Oh so Sexual Harrasment does not count as a crime if the bitch is ugly? What about rape or assault, or do the super powers of legal immununity once again only get conferred to people whose politcal party you hack for?

P.S. You stay up late at night wishing you could hold Bill's cock it sounds like from that statement.

Posted by: Captain America at June 17, 2009 01:05 PM (NM1Nu)

107 ps: Nothing that happens on this planet is about you.

Posted by: sifty at June 17, 2009 01:05 PM (SMDcj)

108

is there really any difference between running a homosexual brothel from your house and this?

moral relativism says "Hell No!"

Posted by: shoey at June 17, 2009 01:06 PM (IRh55)

109 Paula Jones, that parrot nosed bitch should feel lucky if Clinton ever harrassed her. Not sure any man ever would.

Ah, blame the woman when your hero is on the line.  You're a Leftist, all right.

Posted by: nickless at June 17, 2009 01:06 PM (MMC8r)

110 I never believed that ugly withc Paula Jones accusations. Why would a distinguished man like Clinton ever mess with that? Jennifer Flower, even lewinsky, I can see. Paula Nasal Jone? hell no.

Posted by: palin steele at June 17, 2009 01:06 PM (VDj74)

111 What's the big deal?

It's just sex.

/Clintonite off

Posted by: Good Lt. at June 17, 2009 01:07 PM (jH17H)

112 palin steele is absolutely right.  Paula Jones is ugly, so the bitch had it comin'.  And she didn't always vote for the (D) like a real womyn should.  And besides the Bill Clinton is so dreamy, not like Obama, but he was good in his day.

Oh, and ps, you need to renew your membership.

Posted by: NOW at June 17, 2009 01:07 PM (wU8X9)

113 Hey PS those pimples on your chin are from those balls slapping it all the time, I doubt odumbass would have you over for entertainment at one of his Wed. night jams. Sissy!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at June 17, 2009 01:07 PM (qegH4)

114 Paula Jones, that parrot nosed bitch should feel lucky if Clinton ever harrassed her. Not sure any man ever would.

Some men pick the less than attractive female for uninvited sexual advances for that reason alone. But you also seem to feel that jokes about sex with 14 year old girls are somehow defensible so it doesn't surprise that you would attack a victim based on her appearance. You're actually a quite pathetic individual.

Posted by: El-Amin Chirag-ud-Din at June 17, 2009 01:07 PM (8XI4A)

115 108
is there really any difference between running a homosexual brothel from your house and this?

moral relativism says "Hell No!"

Posted by: shoey at June 17, 2009 01:06 PM (IRh55)

Neither should carry any punishment in my opinion.

Posted by: TheReverendAG at June 17, 2009 01:08 PM (BX9uS)

116 ace should ban the ability to sock.

Posted by: palin steele at June 17, 2009 01:08 PM (VDj74)

117

"Why would a distinguished man like Clinton ever mess with that? "

My gaydar is going off after that comment.

Posted by: Aquaman at June 17, 2009 01:08 PM (NM1Nu)

118 113 Hey PS those pimples on your chin are from those balls slapping it all the time, I doubt odumbass would have you over for entertainment at one of his Wed. night jams. Sissy!
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at June 17, 2009 01:07 PM (qegH4)

OK, now I am convinced that you are secretly gay.

Posted by: TheReverendAG at June 17, 2009 01:08 PM (BX9uS)

119 105 "I feel that if it were the other way around, a dem congress going after a republican president the same way gingrich went after clinton, your side would be howling about the partisaned witchhunt."

I'll give you that -- no doubt SOME R's would behave eactly as you suggest. Parties definitely want to maintain majority power to enforce their respective agendas. It's why we have elections, after all.

However, based on the fallout of sexual "scandals" suffered by R's in the past, I think the precedent is more likely that that R would be inclined to step down, unlike the resolute denial and lockstep support of the D's with Clinton. But neither you nor I know for sure what the exact happening would have been.

Posted by: Capt. Numbstick at June 17, 2009 01:10 PM (voIlD)

120

palin steele, other than showing you have a masochistic streak a mile wide, there is no reason for you to be here.

It looks like you aren't respected at any other places you troll either.

 

 

Posted by: Who Knows at June 17, 2009 01:10 PM (7FgWm)

121 "Paula Jones, that parrot nosed bitch* should feel lucky if Clinton ever harrassed her. Not sure any man ever would."


Little boy, do you not see the irony here? You opined at length in your now infamous comment #104 about Captain Obamerica's "moral authority."

Now juxtapose that with your statement that Paula Jones should feel gratitude for being sexually assaulted, because she's ugly.

Totally went over your head, I know.


*BTW, "parrot nosed" should be hyphenated. Again, not germane to the topic under discussion, I just like grinding your inadequateness into your face with my Jackboot of Love.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at June 17, 2009 01:10 PM (xGIqT)

122 I tend to agree with Drew... If it were just a simple affair, I don't think he should resign his position; but fooling around on the job, and with one of his own subordinates, shows that his bad judgement extends outside his personal life.

I never heard of this guy until this thing. When/why was he a rising star?

Posted by: Y-not at June 17, 2009 01:10 PM (sey23)

123 But I feel that if it were the other way around, a dem congress going after a republican president the same way gingrich went after clinton, your side would be howling about the partisaned witchhunt.

Well you can 'feel' whatever you want, and make up whatever shit you want and really can't stop you.  I'd like to see any evidence you have that conservatives will go to bat for anyone whose moral failings have let us down.  Unless you think that believing we're as bad as you liberals can somehow make it true.

Posted by: Methos at June 17, 2009 01:10 PM (wU8X9)

124

You know, I wish I could say the senator was taking responsibility for his actions and poor choices but I have to wonder if this would even be a story if blackmail hadn't entered the picture. 

Posted by: Trish at June 17, 2009 01:11 PM (0U5Kd)

125

palin steele is absolutely right.  Paula Jones is ugly, so the bitch had it comin'.  And she didn't always vote for the (D) like a real womyn should.  And besides the Bill Clinton is so dreamy, not like Obama, but he was good in his day.

What are you kidding me? Don't you remember the raw sexual power radiating from his jeans?

Posted by: Entropy at June 17, 2009 01:11 PM (m6c4H)

126 Why do Republicans resign when they do something unethical but not necessarily criminal, and Democrats get raises and stuff when they things both unethical AND criminal?

Come on.  Really?  The answer is the ballot box.  Profligate Democrats may be lying, cheating, scum sucking bastards, but their constituents vote them back into office.  Nothing can be done about that.  That's all on voters.

GOP officials have a much more difficult time trying to maintain a seat with these infractions because voters accurately cast ballots based on trust.

Posted by: WTF Capital Investments at June 17, 2009 01:12 PM (GtYrq)

127 I never believed that ugly withc Paula Jones accusations. Why would a distinguished man like Clinton ever mess with that? Jennifer Flower, even lewinsky, I can see. Paula Nasal Jone? hell no.

Thank you for stipulating Paula Jones' claim that Clinton was a sexual predator.

God, you are fucking self-parodying.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at June 17, 2009 01:12 PM (xGIqT)

128 We need to start finding ways to hold the Democrats to the same one. We also need to find Skittles shitting unicorns.

The odds are heavily in favor of you finding that unicorn long before you find Republicans willing to hold the Dems to any standards.


Posted by: Raoul Ortega at June 17, 2009 01:13 PM (9p0nw)

129 When/why was he a rising star?

I had never heard of Ensign described as some sort of star.  He's a nice Republican to have representing Nevada in the Senate.  I guess cheating on your wife with your own staff married staff member whose spouse works for you as well makes you a rising star according to the MSM.

Posted by: WTF Capital Investments at June 17, 2009 01:14 PM (GtYrq)

130 I always thought that the better part of the case than perjury involved Betty Currie and Clinton trying to get her to lie under oath, aka witness tampering:

Currie also testified that Clinton had recently called her in to work on a Sunday, on January 18 1998, and pointedly said to her, regarding Lewinsky and himself, "We were never alone, right?" among other leading questions.
[9] This, added to similar incidents involving other potential witnesses, led to Clinton's subsequent impeachment charge of obstruction of justice.[10]

The defense at the time was that Clinton was 'just trying to refresh his memory' with the leading questions.  But why would he try to 'refresh' memories that they both knew were untrue?

Posted by: nickless at June 17, 2009 01:14 PM (MMC8r)

131 "I'd like to see any evidence you have that conservatives will go to bat for anyone whose moral failings have let us down." - Methos

Many conservatives still would vote for Newt Gingrich to be president or a leader position in some way after he did what he did...only exarcerbated by the hypocrisy of him leading the impeachment crusade. Its one thing to cheat, its another low to cheat while bashing others for that behavior.

If conservatives really had principles, they would denounce Newt as an unprincipled cheating hypocrite and dismiss him at all junctures and focus only on those who represent the values they talk about...ie Palin, Romney, Gindal, etc.  

Posted by: palin steele at June 17, 2009 01:15 PM (VDj74)

132 Sorry 'bout that!  My dick just got away from me there for a minute or two!

  -Sen. Ensign

Posted by: Dang at June 17, 2009 01:15 PM (0kuJD)

133 Cheating on your wife is a residency requirement here.  You're officially a Nevadan Senator Ensign.

Posted by: Nevada at June 17, 2009 01:16 PM (GtYrq)

134 how about some evidence that actual corruption has ever been a problem for Dems (Jefferson, Murtha, Frank, Dodd, Kennedy, Jackson Jr. etc).  All respected members of the Caucus.

Posted by: ed at June 17, 2009 01:17 PM (Urhve)

135 Dear queerbait,

Please refresh my memory. For what office has Newt Gingrich declared himself a candidate?

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at June 17, 2009 01:17 PM (xGIqT)

136 Many conservatives still would vote for Newt Gingrich to be president or a leader position in some way after he did what he did...only exarcerbated by the hypocrisy of him leading the impeachment crusade. Its one thing to cheat, its another low to cheat while bashing others for that behavior.

Newt committed perjury?  Where?  When?

Posted by: nickless at June 17, 2009 01:18 PM (MMC8r)

137 @131 "exarcerbated by the hypocrisy of [Gingrich] leading the impeachment crusade"

As you and I have been discussing, the charge was Obstruction of Justice that led to the impeachment, no matter how much you seem to want to deny that. It wasn't any adultery charge, therefore there's no hypocrisy involved on Newt's part, unless he has been charged with a perjury crime somewhere.

Posted by: Capt. Numbstick at June 17, 2009 01:18 PM (voIlD)

138 State Run Media: Make sure that GOP or Republican is in every headline.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 17, 2009 01:19 PM (1Jaio)

139 The defense at the time was that Clinton was 'just trying to refresh his memory' with the leading questions.  But why would he try to 'refresh' memories that they both knew were untrue?

Maybe Clinton got his dick sucked so much that he really couldn't remember who was doing all that sucking.  I mean the top of one chick's head could look a lot like a the top of another chick's head.  Ya know?

Posted by: Dang at June 17, 2009 01:19 PM (0kuJD)

140 I just can't figure out why Republicans always resign when this happens and Democrats grin and make a pistol with their fingers at a hot reporter in the crowd. Do people even care any more?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 17, 2009 01:20 PM (PQY7w)

141 Please refresh my memory. For what office has Newt Gingrich declared himself a candidate? - chemjeff

Gingrich was third vote getter in a poll asking conservatives who was the voice of their party. A man who not only cheated and left his wife but tried to impeach another while he was doing it is thought be many conservatives as their voice in the party...what does that say about conservatives?

Basically, cheating is fine as long as you can get political wins.

Posted by: palin steele at June 17, 2009 01:20 PM (VDj74)

142
I've been watching you guys pick-apart Palin Steele/andros in this thread.

I've been thinking about the differences in the  expectations/toleration of R and D misdeeds.

I long ago took to heart what WTF Capital Investments has to say about how the fault lies with constituents.

My conclusion is that the differences between die-hard D supporters and everyone else are so large and irreconcilable that there is no way that we can continue to coexist in the same country.

The trouble is that they reached that conclusion long ago, and that is why The 21st Hijacker is moving to destroy us.

Posted by: MikeO at June 17, 2009 01:20 PM (hz67i)

143 Palin Steele loves me. Not only do I cheat on wife but I leave the mother of my unborn child drowning in a pond while I swim away to sober up and avoid any charges. Yayyyy me. Now Palin Steele keep pointing out how big of hypocrites people in here are it always brings a smile to my face.

Posted by: Ted Kennedy at June 17, 2009 01:22 PM (NM1Nu)

144 In other news, Rep Patrick Kennedy (D-RI) enters rehab for the third time. About as many times as he's been relected.

Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2009 01:22 PM (m2CN7)

145 I.did.not.have.sexual.relations.with.that.woman...Monica Lewinsky 

Boldface lieing, right to my face.  

I would that such things were impeachable in their own right.

Posted by: toby928: fagotty faux-con fragger at June 17, 2009 01:23 PM (PD1tk)

146 Anyone up for a devils threesome with an ugly waitress in Dupont Circle?

Posted by: Ted Kennedy at June 17, 2009 01:24 PM (NM1Nu)

147 So could dems impeach Bush for saying there were WMDs in Iraq but never found any?

good thing dems aren't vindictive like republicans.

Im sure clinton would've been impeached and tried for high war crimes by gingrich and his stooges if he'd led us to war on claims that never later been validated.

Posted by: palin steele at June 17, 2009 01:25 PM (VDj74)

148 Ugly girls are great.  You can do anything you want to them, and they can't do a damn thing.

Posted by: Stalin Peele at June 17, 2009 01:26 PM (MMC8r)

149 So could dems impeach Bush for saying there were WMDs in Iraq but never found any?

Dude.  So 2004.

Posted by: toby928: fagotty faux-con fragger at June 17, 2009 01:26 PM (PD1tk)

150

If conservatives really had principles, they would denounce Newt as an unprincipled cheating hypocrite

 

No doubt.  He sat on the couch with botox uglybitch.

Posted by: momma at June 17, 2009 01:27 PM (penCf)

151

MikeO,

Absolutely correct.  The problem is that there are more idiots like palin steele in this country than there are morons, and they have the right to vote.  Sooner or later, they will overreach, and then the fun starts.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at June 17, 2009 01:28 PM (xGIqT)

152 Posted by: palin steele at June 17, 2009 01:25 PM (VDj74)

Everything palin steele needed to know about politics, he learned from reading bumper stickers.

Posted by: Slublog at June 17, 2009 01:28 PM (qjKko)

153 "Dude.  So 2004."

yeah, my point isnt that I want to impeach bush. its just so ridiculous that any lie can be impeachable offense imo.

a presidents job is to keep us safe, get the economy running well...and that basically it. if you do those two things, i could give two shits if you masturbate to donkey porn.

Posted by: palin steele at June 17, 2009 01:29 PM (VDj74)

154

"So could dems impeach Bush for saying there were WMDs in Iraq but never found any?"

I did say there were WMD in Iraq fool, but god bless my supporters willful ignorance my past statements it will serve Obama well when he continues the Iraq war, raises your taxes, goes back on all his campaign promises about overturning Bush's policies, and raises the deficit times 4 when he campaigned for fiscal responsibility. Oh wait that already happened didn't it Palin Steele do not let me interrupt you.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at June 17, 2009 01:30 PM (NM1Nu)

155 So could dems impeach Bush for saying there were WMDs in Iraq but never found any?

Considering that most of them believed him, they'd be fucking idiots to do so.

ps, I know you are a slow one, but surely you can discern a deliberate lie from a decision resulting from bad information.

good thing dems aren't vindictive like republicans.

Best laugh I've had all day. Thanks man.

Posted by: Angry Beaver at June 17, 2009 01:30 PM (7sVL1)

156

 The problem is that there are more idiots like palin steele in this country than there are morons, and they have the right to vote.

I don't think palin steele meets the age qualification to vote for another couple of years.

Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2009 01:30 PM (m2CN7)

157 Gingrich was third vote getter in a poll asking conservatives who was the voice of their party. A man who not only cheated and left his wife but tried to impeach another while he was doing it is thought be many conservatives as their voice in the party...what does that say about conservatives?

Show me an election.

Posted by: WTF Capital Investments at June 17, 2009 01:31 PM (GtYrq)

158 "high crimes and misdemeanors"

I heard from several, back during the Lewinsky affair, that Clinton committed "low" crimes, for which he should not be impeached. The phrase "high crimes and misdemeanors", though, has nothing to do with the level of the offense, but rather the person committing them. It goes back several hundred years to, I believe, jolly old England, related to some high level lord or such who I cannot remember. It was supposed to indicate that no man was too high to be above the law. In any event, it would be harder to find a higher level in this country than POTUS. Ergo, Clinton deserved to be punished.

Welcome back, palin steele. I'd gone almost a whole day without reading words devoid of logic, reason and content. Now my day is complete.

Posted by: physics geek at June 17, 2009 01:31 PM (MT22W)

159 a presidents job is to keep us safe, get the economy running well...and that basically it

Well, not perjuring yourself in a law suit is probably in there somewhere.

If its not, it should be.

Posted by: toby928: fagotty faux-con fragger at June 17, 2009 01:31 PM (PD1tk)

160 "I don't think palin steele meets the age qualification to vote for another couple of years." - polynikes

ummm, except that I am old enough to vote

Posted by: palin steele at June 17, 2009 01:31 PM (VDj74)

161

good thing dems aren't vindictive like republicans.

Yeah those Dems are not vindictive at all let me tell you.

Posted by: Robert Bork at June 17, 2009 01:32 PM (NM1Nu)

162 "Well, not perjuring yourself in a law suit is probably in there somewhere.

If its not, it should be." toby

eh, maybe I am a moral degenerate...but I really dont care about that. I elected a president to protect the country and improve the economy, not really to be my moral compass. But I respect others who do.

Posted by: palin steele at June 17, 2009 01:33 PM (VDj74)

163 its just so ridiculous that any lie can be impeachable offense imo.

This has been repeated at you ad nauseum, but the Clenis was busted for PERJURY. Say it with me now: PERJURY...LYING UNDER OATH.

I expect this not to have any effect on you though, since you have already stated that perjury is no biggie.

Posted by: Angry Beaver at June 17, 2009 01:34 PM (7sVL1)

164 its just so ridiculous that any lie can be impeachable offense imo.

The POTUS was interfering in a federal court case where one citizen was exercising their civil rights.  It was quite simple.  Tell the truth you nitwit.  You're under oath.

You can lie all day long from the Rose Garden.  Once you're under oath it's time to start telling the truth or risk the inevitable consequences nobody can out run.

Posted by: WTF Capital Investments at June 17, 2009 01:34 PM (GtYrq)

165 a presidents job is to keep us safe, get the economy running well...and that basically it. if you do those two things, i could give two shits if you masturbate to donkey porn.

Uh, skipper, he's also the top law-enforcement officer of the United States (Justice, FBI, CIA, US attorneys-- all executive divisions, see?).  That kind of makes obstruction of justice a no-no for the guy who's supposed to uphold justice, see??

No, you probably don't.  You're astonishingly weak-minded for someone who thinks he's so skilled at issues, issues that you never seem to understand.  False equivalence, flawed analogy, and, in general, a passionate argument from a position of ignorance are your hallmarks.  Don't you ever get tired of looking foolish?

Posted by: nickless at June 17, 2009 01:34 PM (MMC8r)

166 I really dont care about that

WTF?!?! 

The President should also avoid mail scams, armed robbery, and pimping, to name of few other crimes.  The list is rather endless actually.

Posted by: toby928: fagotty faux-con fragger at June 17, 2009 01:35 PM (PD1tk)

167 when did AoS turn as partisaned as michellemalkin's site? jeez

Posted by: palin steele at June 17, 2009 01:36 PM (VDj74)

168 I elected a president to protect the country and improve the economy, not really to be my moral compass.

The bar standards can't really go any lower than the floor.  But you probably didn't elect a President to obstruct justice either, but that's what he did.

Posted by: WTF Capital Investments at June 17, 2009 01:36 PM (GtYrq)

169 Lying under oath and Obstruction of Justice are not crimes if you are a Dem? Dude I really shoulda ran for office.

Posted by: Al Capone at June 17, 2009 01:37 PM (NM1Nu)

170 toby, obviously I didnt mean that. anyways, you strike me as a cool conservative.

Posted by: palin steele at June 17, 2009 01:37 PM (VDj74)

171 I would love it if one day we can have a post of immigration or death penalty...so that I can agree with the morons here.

Posted by: palin steele at June 17, 2009 01:38 PM (VDj74)

172 167 when did AoS turn as partisaned as michellemalkin's site? jeez

Oh, stop your whining.  You're being pwned again, just take it and learn from it, don't whine that your losing the argument is evidence of some hideous 'partisanship.'

Posted by: nickless at June 17, 2009 01:38 PM (MMC8r)

173 Don't suck up junior.  Just because I didn't vote to cast you into outer darkness on the other thread doesn't mean we'll be taking long showers together.

Posted by: toby928: fagotty faux-con fragger at June 17, 2009 01:38 PM (PD1tk)

174

"I don't think palin steele meets the age qualification to vote for another couple of years." - polynikes

ummm, except that I am old enough to vote
Posted by: palin steele at June 17, 2009 01:31 PM (VDj74

You're pretty slow on the uptake aren't ya?

Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2009 01:39 PM (m2CN7)

175

The President should also avoid mail scams, armed robbery, and pimping

Goddamn moralists.

My body, my choice! My body, my choice!

Posted by: Entropy at June 17, 2009 01:42 PM (m6c4H)

176 @151 Empire of Jeff

The problem is that there are more idiots like palin steele in this country than there are morons, and they have the right to vote.

I'm not so sure about the numbers because I think the '06 and '08 elections were both more about who stayed home than about who voted.

As far as the lineup of us ideological animals at either end of the spectrum, I've seen it characterized as the left's having the will but not the means to destroy the right and the right's having the means but not the will to destroy the left.

Obama is a destabilizing factor because he is grasping at the means to destroy the right and bringing it to bear. 

I still think it all goes up in smoke before Independence Day.

Posted by: MikeO at June 17, 2009 01:43 PM (hz67i)

177 Why do Republicans resign while Democrats   thrive on their depravity?

Posted by: mike at June 17, 2009 01:43 PM (mka2b)

178 "Why do Republicans resign while Democrats   thrive on their depravity?"

Elliot Spitzer disagrees.

Posted by: palin steele at June 17, 2009 01:44 PM (VDj74)

179 Hey dickheads...a President is supposed to take care that the laws are faithfully executed. It doesn't say anything about personally having to follow them.

Why do I, a beacon of non-partisan truth, have to explain this to you?

Posted by: palin steele at June 17, 2009 01:45 PM (iTt2X)

180 Well, screwing around with a married woman when she and her husband work for you isn't exactly genius level thinking.

 Same level thinking that is resulting in all these great plans Obama is coming up with. What the fuck is next? It's new plan to take over the country every fucking 5 minutes.

Posted by: mike at June 17, 2009 01:46 PM (mka2b)

181 Elliot Spitzer disagrees.

Only because of the crime aspect.  If bareback girl had been a nonprofessional, Spitzer would still be an up and comer, so to speak.

Posted by: toby928: fagotty faux-con fragger at June 17, 2009 01:46 PM (PD1tk)

182 Elliot Spitzer disagrees.

I did not realize Spitzer held a national office.

Posted by: mike at June 17, 2009 01:48 PM (mka2b)

183 Does RAID make a spray for fucksticks like palin steele?

This idiot could fuck up a steel ball bearing on a sand dune with a rubber mallet.

Posted by: sifty at June 17, 2009 01:48 PM (SMDcj)

184 Being a Democrat means never having to tell anyone about the herpes.

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Posted by: UncleFacts at June 17, 2009 01:53 PM (vZVv7)

186 You guys resign because generally, as this guy was, you are on the record piously condemning people for doing exactly what you are doing.

Ensign was all over Bill Clinton.  And Lewinski wasn't even married.  He also called on Larry Craig to resign.  He's also been extremely pious about "protecting the sanctity of marriage."

When did Barney Frank ever come out against gay prostitution?  He loves it!

Its always the hypocrisy.

Plus, isn't Vitter still in there?

Posted by: seattle slough at June 17, 2009 01:54 PM (H5l9d)

187

I was going to mention Elliot Spitzer myself, but it's apples and oranges.

Sptizer was NY Governor, and he broke the law by using prostitutes.  And yes, that is actually illegal.

 

Posted by: Eleven at June 17, 2009 01:55 PM (7DB+a)

188 #16 - don't see a reason for who to exist, the elected officials or the random women?

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Posted by: UncleFacts at June 17, 2009 01:56 PM (vZVv7)

190

Sorry Seattle Slew, but you've been replaced by an even shallower version of yourself.

We don't need two village idiots.

Posted by: Eleven at June 17, 2009 02:08 PM (7DB+a)

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Yes. Conservative women.

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Posted by: arhooley at June 17, 2009 02:08 PM (Ib7M4)

192 Ensign was all over Bill Clinton.  And Lewinski wasn't even married.

...

...

...

This stuff just can't be parodied.

Qwinn

Posted by: Qwinn at June 17, 2009 02:15 PM (/y1J0)

193 I agree Qwinn.  Can you believe this jackass actually called on President Clinton to resign for screwing an unmarried intern (or getting a BJ or whatever he did) and then has the gall to not resign when he's caught screwing a married employee of his?

What was going through his head when he started this affair?  Sure, I'm on the record for telling a sitting president to resign over an extra-marital affair, but shit, nice fucking ass!

I mean, sure, you can parody it, but this is quite rich.

Oh wait, were you talking about me?  : (  (sad face)

Say it ain't so Qwinn.

Posted by: seattle slough at June 17, 2009 02:21 PM (H5l9d)

194 Eleven:

Sure, but does he/she drone on and on long after we've been offered a tremendous deal on lace wigs?  I think not.

Posted by: seattle slough at June 17, 2009 02:25 PM (H5l9d)

195 When did the subject of the column get to be Bill Clinton and perjury? Oh, troll time.

Posted by: Vic at June 17, 2009 02:29 PM (5ynkO)

196 @ #63 & # 11
Okay, I'll be a dick.
The chick in the Oldmobile didn't drown.
She suffocated.  With the windows rolled up.

Posted by: Stoop Davy Dick at June 17, 2009 02:44 PM (5bgyg)

197 This is all just a distraction from Palin and her clown-car womb.

Posted by: toby928: fagotty faux-con fragger at June 17, 2009 02:46 PM (PD1tk)

198

Why is it that liberals are unable to make logical comparisons.  Is it dishonesty or ignorance or both?

Bill Clinton - committed perjury and obstruction of justice in regard to a pending civil lawsuit.

John Ensign - had an affair.

If you want to just consider just the sexual part.  Clinton took advantage of a intern and defiled the office of thePresident by commiting these acts in the Oval office sometimes while in the course of business in addition to wagging his finger at me like I'm the bad guy.

Ensign had an affair after he was separated with a grown woman and never lied about it after it was revealed. 

As far as personal betrayal, Ensign is still worse because it was a married woman and Hillary had long ago given Bill permission to stray.  

Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2009 02:48 PM (m2CN7)

199 Also needing dickification: @ #77
"I could escape because I would use my vibranium shield to cut threw the jail bars"

Ahem.  That's an adamantium-vibranium ALLOY you'd be using to cut those bars, isn't it now, Captain? 

Posted by: Stoop Davy Dick at June 17, 2009 02:48 PM (5bgyg)

200

Posted by: palin steele at June 17, 2009 01:36 PM (VDj74)

 

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Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 17, 2009 02:48 PM (1Jaio)

201

He was separated.  What is his crime?

Uh, the problem is that he was boinking the wife of a staffer and "close friend". If he was seperated that's one thing, but he certainly shouldn't have been boinking his staffer/friend's wife.

Posted by: t.ferg at June 17, 2009 02:59 PM (nF4Jh)

202 WTF Capital @ 157 "Show me an election."

I show you an election, big boy! 
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Pletty awesome, no?

Posted by: not "Craw" ... "Craw!" at June 17, 2009 03:00 PM (5bgyg)

203

Seattle Slough is such an awesome lawyer that he doesn't understand the difference between adultery and perjury.

 

Posted by: Warden at June 17, 2009 03:07 PM (ozd5G)

204

Let's review palin steel's "arguments". Cuz it's even funnier when you list them all in a row.

Republicans tried to impeach Clinton for sex.

He was impeached for perjury.

Yeah, well he didn't lie about anything important.

It was a sexual harassment case.

Yeah, well Paula Jones is ugly.

So, ugly women shouldn't have the right to a fair trial?

I don't believe her. She's lying.

So it's ok to commit perjury if your supporters don't believe the person suing you?

Yeah, well Newt Gingrich cheated on his wife.

We were talking about perjury.

Wow, this site is partisan!

 

Posted by: Warden at June 17, 2009 03:10 PM (ozd5G)

205 I looke it up in the Marilyn Webster Idiot dictionary and it's actually spelled Partisaned.

Posted by: Eleven at June 17, 2009 03:18 PM (7DB+a)

206 It is just stunning to me how predictable and frankly boring the left is. Its like pulling a lever: action, leftist reaction. Clockwork. Old. Stale.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 17, 2009 04:21 PM (PQY7w)

207

This PS POS says he likes the death penalty. I'd like to see it invoked for trollery on AOS. Let's see, front sight, rear sight, squeeeeeze....BANNED!

Posted by: mac at June 17, 2009 05:12 PM (x+Mfx)

208 As a Nevada resident who voted for Ensign...

...this is a damn shame. He was a rock solid Republican politician and basically the anti-Reid. Now...he's done. I doubt he makes re-election and this at a time when we here in Nevada are desperately scrambling to find someone with enough recognition to run against Reid.

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