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Google It: Can't Seem to Find Anyone Who Publicly Called Contessa Brewer a "Slut" or "Whore"
Correction: Imus Called Her a Skank, But Contessa's Spokesman Called That Comment "Over the Line"

See Correction Below.

MSNBC anchorbint insists that it's no big deal to call a woman "slutty" because, she suddenly claims, she has also been called that, and yet survived the ordeal.


Well, for one thing, one's survival in such situations is hardly in doubt. That doesn't really establish the proposition she's hinting at, that is, that it's not a big deal and perfectly fair.

For the next thing: When Ziegler asks if she'd been called a slut by Letterman, she allows that she hasn't, but that it was "public."

Now, what she is obviously talking about is someone on the internet disliking a story she did and calling her a whore or something. Indeed, the only reference I can find of her being called a "slut" or 'whore" is on a liberal site, Crooks and Liars, and there it only occurs in a comment, calling her a "Reslug whore" for mentioning the Obama-gave-the-finger story.

I am certain that there are other mentions out there (but this is the only one I can find). It's just what people say on the internet -- not saying it's good, but it's what happens.

But I find not a single mention of a genuinely "public" slur that she's a slut or whore. I find no prominent person ever saying such a thing. I don't even find a blogger calling her that, which is less a statement about how restrained bloggers are and more a statement about what a complete nobody Contessa Brewer is.

If you're so obscure that no blogger has ever called you a bad name, well, lady, you just don't rate.

Which means she pretty much lied in claiming she'd been "publicly" called a slut or whore -- unless "public" now means some anonymous commenters making very infrequent references, and using the word "whore" to mean "toady" rather than prostitute or slut.

I don't consider that "public."

Does anyone else? Does Contessa Brewer seriously contend that because one commenter on a blog that a miniscule number of people read called her a "Reslug whore" once, she can speak authoritatively about what level offense Sarah Palin is justified in taking when David Letterman calls her "slutty" and far worse (something Contessa refuses to even acknowledge) makes sexually-charged jokes about an underrage 14-year-old girl?

Really?

Really?

Oh: I should mention -- I mean before today, I can't find much evidence she's been "publicly" branded a slut.

Today, of course, people are making that charge.

Why? Because they're angry.

And also because Contessa Brewer is a cheap, sore-riddled nasty bit of gutterscrunge who'll rent you her mouth for the change in your pocket. A tawdry wallow-trollop oozing with syphilitic fester who raises her filthy skirts at the scent of crack-smoke. A disease-dripping pincushion, the media's vile mattress of last resort, a pathogen in garish vinyl high heels, a loose-toothed croup-breathed nightcrawler reeking of bathtub gin and the genetic stink of human desperation.


Corrected: She's not lying. She was called a "skank" by Imus, but only after she started a feud with him by calling him a "cantankerous old fool."

DON Imus didnt like being called a cantankerous old fool by MSNBCs Contessa Brewer on PAGE SIX. Brewer, a former news reader on Imus show, also said the I-man doesnt know how to relate to beautiful women. With that fat ass shes got, she wouldnt be one of em, Imus said on the air Friday. That skank has to spend three hours with makeup in the morning Whos she kidding? . . . Plus, shes dumber than dirt Oh, my God, what a pig. But I was willing to cut her some slack and not say anything, you know, until - in fact, I didnt say anything . . . Thats why they have those big double-doors there at MSNBC, you know, so they can get her fat ass in makeup.

I stand corrected. That counts as close enough to "slut," and while Letterman is certainly more prominent than Imus, that's quibbling.

I was wrong.

But --

Contessa Brewer's claim was that she was called a slut publicly and she got through it okay. No big deal, really.

Oh?

Let's read the MSNBC spokesman's response:

An MSNBC spokesman said: Contessa Brewer is a valued and respected employee. While Don Imus humor is often brilliant and provocative, we believe that this mornings comments about Contessa went over the line. We have expressed our displeasure to Don.

Over the line! And Contessa didn't stop that guy from issuing that statement on her behalf, nor did she shrug it off and announce "Imus is cool, no worries, water off a duck's back."

No, she protested the comment through a spokesman and called it over the line.

Contessa Brewer really is a skanky bit of mung-trash, isn't she?

Why is it that when Imus calls this bit of fun-muscle, oozing with foul custard and slackened and sloppy from over-use, a "skank," it's "over the line" but when Letterman calls Sarah Palin a "slut" it's just a harmless bit of japing ?

Thanks to k.

Posted by: Ace at 04:14 PM



Comments

1 Dude, it's MSNBC!  That place is chock full of sluts and whores.  Chris "Leg Tingle" Mathews being the biggest one of all.

Posted by: EC at June 10, 2009 04:18 PM (iWj1i)

2 I think the closest anyone's come is Don Imus calling her a "stupid bitch" or something along those lines.

Imus got away with it because Brewer used to work from him and he was speaking from experience.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at June 10, 2009 04:18 PM (2A9Nl)

3 Why was Palin offended by making fun of her official itinerary?  That's what that slut Brewer (see what I did there?) took away from the Letterman "joke"?

I take it back, Brewer's not a slut, she's an idiot.

Posted by: DrewM. at June 10, 2009 04:18 PM (PLGGU)

4 >>If you're so obscure that no blogger has ever called you a bad
>> name, well, lady, you just don't rate

LOL. Luv you, Ace.

Posted by: Y-not at June 10, 2009 04:18 PM (sey23)

5 Slut, whore, whatever - all I know is she is missing copious amounts of brain cells.

Posted by: IC at June 10, 2009 04:19 PM (jZNCU)

6 Well.... she didn't give any timeline for the "slut" comment, all she  said was that it was public. That can mean just about anything. For all we know, she could have been talking about an incident that happened in front of her sorority sisters when she was in college. Or she could have taken someone's parking place and been called a "slut" by another driver at Nordstrom.

Posted by: shibumi at June 10, 2009 04:19 PM (OKZrE)

7 Maybe it was her date at the high school prom?  That's public, right?

Who names their offspring "Contessa" - someone who wants a princess, that's who!

Posted by: Holdfast at June 10, 2009 04:19 PM (Gzb30)

8 Completly shit faced drunk on Palin Hate.  When will it ever stop.

Posted by: Roadking at June 10, 2009 04:19 PM (BqkbR)

9 I'm BOLD!

Posted by: Boldy the bold Boulder at June 10, 2009 04:19 PM (sey23)

10

Geez, first the Red Scare, now the Bold Invasion! We're under attack!

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at June 10, 2009 04:20 PM (ERJIu)

11 Why are we all so bold?

OT, but a real feel-good story:

WSJ reports that the SEIU and the AFL-CIO have all but gone bankrupt after throwing away tens of millions in the last election.  The massive unemployment in union-sector jobs may sound their death knell

Posted by: CB at June 10, 2009 04:21 PM (9Wv2j)

12 I took it to mean it happened in public.  As on a city street or something.  I don't believe it would compare to being called a slut on TV, but it isn't likely a lie.

That said, Letterman didn't call Palin a slut.  He implied she was going for a slutty stewardess look.  So she looks like a certain type of slut, but not that she necessarily is slutty in that she sleeps around or anything.

So they are both making a false comparison here.

Posted by: seattle slough at June 10, 2009 04:21 PM (H5l9d)

13 You know why Alex Rodriquez took steroids? Cause he was banging that slut Contessa Brewer in the dugout!

Heh, heh. 

Posted by: David Letterman at June 10, 2009 04:21 PM (PLGGU)

14 I'm italic!

Posted by: The Italian Italicizer at June 10, 2009 04:21 PM (sey23)

15

contessa brewer is a dirty slut. There, I hope I made her day.

Posted by: Ginger at June 10, 2009 04:22 PM (3P9kM)

16 That said, Letterman didn't call Palin a slut.  He implied she was going for a slutty stewardess look.

Palin's look is anything but slutty.  Do your homework.

Posted by: EC at June 10, 2009 04:22 PM (iWj1i)

17

seattle slough at June 10, 2009 04:21 PM (H5l9d)

Thank you for splitting that hair into quarters for us....geesh.

Posted by: Roadking at June 10, 2009 04:23 PM (BqkbR)

18 The change in her pocket?
I need the dough but....naaaahhh. I'm out.

Posted by: Beto The Elder at June 10, 2009 04:23 PM (lD4DZ)

19 What's a "reslug whore," anyway?

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 10, 2009 04:24 PM (iafWn)

20 Ziegler dismantles her pretty handily - kinda like the blindfolded hero stereotype field stripping the M15 in 1.7 secs.

I really hope she's better at the whole 'renting her mouth for pocket change' bit, because she could really use something to be good at.

Just sayin'

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at June 10, 2009 04:25 PM (/+GDy)

21

I called her a slut! On my very-well-read-thank-you blog LOLacaust! Because she sleeps with negros! NEGROS! I HAVE PICTURES! and VHS tapes!

Well, I'm pretty sure it's her......

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at June 10, 2009 04:25 PM (ERJIu)

22 Damn, that's a switch. I forgot the sockpuppet!

Posted by: Adriana 'Fuhrer' Limma at June 10, 2009 04:26 PM (ERJIu)

23 Apparently she got pretty pissed off when Imus said she had a big ass...

Posted by: Naqamel at June 10, 2009 04:26 PM (UMwMT)

24 Contessa Brewer? What the hell kind of name is that? Sounds like some pretentious parents who gave birth to a bimbo with bigger tits than brains who says "like" and "you know" between all those big words she reads on a teleprompter.

MSNBC should have those semen wipes that you can buy online for their main sponsor

Posted by: kbdabear at June 10, 2009 04:26 PM (93F13)

25 Oh cool, so it doesn't bother her? She's cool with it?

Alright then, she's a fucking slutty whore, that bitch.

Posted by: Rip at June 10, 2009 04:26 PM (3jqN0)

26 IT'S A SLUT!!!!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at June 10, 2009 04:26 PM (ngD76)

27 Oh, and the first half of her first name...

Pretty much sums it up.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at June 10, 2009 04:27 PM (/+GDy)

28 Dirty nut swallowing whore. Is she happy, yet?

Posted by: Ginger at June 10, 2009 04:28 PM (3P9kM)

29 And also because Contessa Brewer is a cheap, sore-riddled festering bit of gutterscrunge who'll rent you her mouth for the change in her pocket. - And that is why, according to Monty, I'll always be second tier. I just don't have the ability to put together a string of vitriol like that. But maybe that's a good thing. On the other hand allow me to say "Ace, you magnificient bastard"!

Posted by: teej at June 10, 2009 04:28 PM (QdUKm)

30

I like what Lileks said after his smackdown of Letterman:

"Oh, one more thing: its okay for David to say that because someone said something else about someone, and since I didnt write about that, Im a hypocrite. Just so were clear"

Posted by: dan-O at June 10, 2009 04:28 PM (teb/C)

31 It's a typo.

She didn't mean "public", she meant "pubic".

Posted by: tsj017 at June 10, 2009 04:28 PM (TBwnU)

32 Contessa eats more dicks than Kobayashi at a Oscar Mayer factory.

Posted by: EC at June 10, 2009 04:29 PM (iWj1i)

33 I wonder what she'd do for the change in my pocket, as well.

Posted by: SRettig at June 10, 2009 04:29 PM (q10nJ)

34 I confess, I called Contessa Brewer a slut in public once. Well more than once.

You see, I had returned enough bottles to afford a blow job from her. We were by the  dumpster behind a Starbucks. In fairness I didn't mean it., it was just a little dirty talk.

Still, it was the best $3.50 I ever spent.

Can't wait to see you again next week Contessa. You little whore!

Posted by: A Toothless Guy Who Lives On The Streets at June 10, 2009 04:30 PM (PLGGU)

35

Has anyone called Brewer a stupid cunt yet?  'Cause if they haven't, I'll take a swing at it.

 

 

ps - yeah, I'd still hit it.  I've got that kinda change on me.

Posted by: Tim at June 10, 2009 04:30 PM (3Wewy)

36

 

10/10 on that end rant Ace.  Niiiice.

Posted by: RarestRX at June 10, 2009 04:30 PM (rmNST)

37

who?

wow i got a whole 29 seconds in before i wanted to punch her threw my monitor.

Posted by: evil libertarian at June 10, 2009 04:30 PM (/LywR)

38 Contessa Brewer's had more DNA going through her than the FBI COTUS database.

Posted by: ace at June 10, 2009 04:31 PM (gEsIJ)

39 I believe it was the U.S. Navy's Pacific Fleet that referred to her as a slut.

Posted by: Patrick S at June 10, 2009 04:31 PM (WOj45)

40 I think she meant in her personal life, around the office, like that.

Posted by: Jim Treacher at June 10, 2009 04:31 PM (cvmgB)

41 Contessa Brewer has had more sweaty guys in her than Waffle House's kitchens.

Posted by: ace at June 10, 2009 04:31 PM (gEsIJ)

42 If you turned her inside out, would she look like a porcupine?

Posted by: TC at June 10, 2009 04:32 PM (DYJjQ)

43 Well, now we know how Dave and Contessa feel about flight attendants.

Sorry if we accidentally, sorta kinda spit in your food and drop a laxative in your drink, next time we serve you on the friendly skies.

I'm thinking up of a few choice names for Contessa's and Dave's offspring. Got 'em from a foul-mouthed has-been late night TV show.

Posted by: The Union of Non-Slutty Flight Attendants at June 10, 2009 04:32 PM (/WLDq)

44 I think she meant in her personal life, around the office, like that.

My money's on Olbermann. After she turned him down flat.

Posted by: tsj017 at June 10, 2009 04:32 PM (TBwnU)

45 Treacher,

Is that "public" then in the way we're talking about?

That seems to define "public" as anything that occurs in, you know, the real world, as opposed to something that someone just thinks to himself.


Posted by: ace at June 10, 2009 04:32 PM (gEsIJ)

46 When will networks like this begin to play by the rules, the same rules they expect the guest in the studio to abide by?

Posted by: ImAllRightJack at June 10, 2009 04:33 PM (ydZLt)

47 Heard tape of this on Rush today.  It was infuriating.  She sarcastically accused him of being Palin's "spokesperson" and when he properly wheeled around and accused her of having no class, she immediately snuffled that she brought him on in good faith and just coouuuulllldn't understaaaaand why he was being so meeeeaaaaann.  The she cut his mike off. 

Just infuriating.

Posted by: Filly at June 10, 2009 04:33 PM (lsiux)

48 I don't imagine anyone other than Contessa has ever used the term 'common-sense thinker' for her either.

Posted by: Waterhouse at June 10, 2009 04:33 PM (sOxtB)

49 doesn't matter if it happened before or not. since she's okay with it, to me she will foreever be Contessa "The Slut" Brewer. hey it's only a joke right? well then let's all have a laugh on you Contessa.

Posted by: exceller at June 10, 2009 04:33 PM (jx2Td)

50 LOL she doesn't mind being called a slut but gets all bent out of shape when Ziegler mocks MSNBC. Well, she's got to get on her knees for the network, I guess.

Posted by: fireweed at June 10, 2009 04:34 PM (MPC8g)

51 Contessa was way over her head and got touchy about blowback. Oh, and Contessa, has anyone written they'd like to "hate fuck" you on Playboy.com? Has a butt ugly lezzie comedian wish you to be gang raped by a bunch of black guys?

Megyn Kelly has taken far more blowback on an interview and didn't throw a hissy fit on air. You're way out of your league Contessa, time to transfer to the Entertainment reporting beat.

Posted by: kbdabear at June 10, 2009 04:34 PM (93F13)

52 Fuck letterman.

Posted by: Ginger ex slutty flight attendant at June 10, 2009 04:34 PM (3P9kM)

53 Jane, er, ah...Contessa.... you ignorant slut.

Posted by: bobaloo at June 10, 2009 04:34 PM (CoOYX)

54 Who is this Constessa Brewer person, anyway?  Is she supposed to be famous?

Was she on Larry King or something?

Posted by: SlaveDog at June 10, 2009 04:34 PM (H6Jyg)

55

This kind of raw hatred for Palin is disgusting.

But take a step back and look at the bright side:  MSNBC is openly and passionately defending Letterman's Willow Palin and slutty stewardess jokes.  If you took a poll of people who think that those jokes were way out of bounds, what do you think the results would be?  Easily 70%.  MSNBC is just trying their hardest to completely destroy their credibility; a goal that I would also love to see accomplished.

Posted by: dan-O at June 10, 2009 04:35 PM (teb/C)

56 There were some girls in middle school who were really mean, though.

Posted by: SarahW at June 10, 2009 04:35 PM (r/1UT)

57

Cuntessa Brewer is giving all of us a bad rap.

Posted by: A Slut at June 10, 2009 04:35 PM (ewXBY)

58 Wow, Zieglersure knew how to push her buttons, didn't he?

Posted by: Nice Deb at June 10, 2009 04:35 PM (vl9m2)

59 Honey, when you're bent over the arm of the sofa, getting it up the squeakhole (Anne Hathaway-style) the guy is going to call you a slut and a whore.

It doesn't really count for the purposes of this discussion.

Posted by: AmishDude at June 10, 2009 04:35 PM (T0NGe)

60

So if Beck decided to call Michelle 'O a slut to be funny he would get a pass from the Contessa?

Right.

Posted by: Roadking at June 10, 2009 04:36 PM (BqkbR)

61 Contessa was forced onto Imus's show when they were simulcasting.  I think her second day, while Imus was talking about "Imus ranch for kids with cancer."  Contessa made a retard joke of some sort, I don't remember how it went down.

Imus had her pulled off the show, and he got someone else.

A few weeks later she was asked about it, and she gave a response that said something about imus being a miserable old curmudgeon and some other stuff.

Imus got pissed and said the next day that she was a "fatass" and a "skank" with a few analogies about her ass, and the amount of time she spends in make-up.

Posted by: Douglas at June 10, 2009 04:36 PM (uU+Ss)

62 I'm unaware of anybody calling Cuntessa a slut so how fucking "public" could it be?  She looked like a disingenuous skank but that's pretty SOP at MSDNC.  Ziegler has always appeared kind of squirrely to me but I thought he did an excellent job of responding to some very leading questions in a way that kept the dimwitted Cuntessa off balance (what kind of parent names their kid that anyway; what a shocka that she'd come off like such a snotty bitch).

I'm waiting for Seattle Slough to say that he approves of Letterman going after a 14 year old; because that's what this is all about despite the herculean efforts of the MSM to divert attention elsewhere.

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 10, 2009 04:36 PM (Vlq0g)

63

And also because Contessa Brewer is a cheap, sore-riddled nasty bit of gutterscrunge who'll rent you her mouth for the change in your pocket. A tawdry wallow-trollop oozing with syphilitic fester who raises her filthy skirts at the scent of crack-smoke. A disease-dripping pincushion, the media's vile mattress of last resort, a pathogen in garish vinyl high heels, a loose-toothed croup-breathed nightcrawler reeking of bathtub gin and the genetic stink of human desperation.

Hawt.  I'll be in my bunk.

Cordially...

Posted by: Rick at June 10, 2009 04:36 PM (AIKsa)

64  way over her head and got touchy about blowback.

Did someone say "head" and "blow"?

I'm your slut!

Posted by: Contessa Brewer at June 10, 2009 04:36 PM (PLGGU)

65 BTW Ace - have you heard of any fall out over the Jay Mohr rant?

Posted by: Roadking at June 10, 2009 04:37 PM (BqkbR)

66 John Ziegler totally got under her skin. That slut was completely rattled at the end of that interview. And they weren't able to keep him from getting his shots in at the network. Repeated shots.

Fucking beautiful.

BTW, is there a way to google-bomb "contessa brewer slut whore" so that it returns a shitload of results? Get the nerds working on that right away.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at June 10, 2009 04:37 PM (xGIqT)

67 The Union of Non-Slutty Flight Attendants

Time to get into some serious union-busting.

Posted by: AmishDude at June 10, 2009 04:38 PM (T0NGe)

68 Ace, I gotta tell you.  Your blood pressure would be lower and you would be much happier if you just quit watching that channel.  Even better, just go cold turkey and hit the TV with a full magazine of your favorite caliber.

Posted by: John Galt at June 10, 2009 04:38 PM (SDkq3)

69 43 Well, now we know how Dave and Contessa feel about flight attendants.

Sorry if we accidentally, sorta kinda spit in your food and drop a laxative in your drink, next time we serve you on the friendly skies.

Funny isn't it how news and entertainment people say "slutty flight attendants". This from a profession that advances through sexual favors to higher ups.

Posted by: kbdabear at June 10, 2009 04:38 PM (93F13)

70 Finally the Media has responded to Letterman's flatulence with "Righteous Indignation!"  The Media Responds to Letterman- http://tinyurl.com/7nsrte
Jack

Posted by: Jack at June 10, 2009 04:40 PM (rnULx)

71

Ace's rant at the end is a thing of beauty. I wish I could spin such lovely vitriol when someone pisses me off. I always think of the snappy comeback way after the fact.

It just never works to call someone up at 3am two days later and say "oh yeah, well your momma slept with so many guys you have to buy your Father's Day cards in bulk."

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 10, 2009 04:40 PM (AJ4xq)

72 Yeah Ginger you tell her, you go girl!  Put Cuntessa in her dirty sluttty place.

Posted by: Gravity Dick at June 10, 2009 04:40 PM (ewXBY)

73 Imus slammed her on-air I believe.Called her a fat ass and shit.

Posted by: ricky at June 10, 2009 04:40 PM (UkL5l)

74 Finally the Media has responded to Letterman's flatulence with "Righteous Indignation!"  The Media Responds to Letterman- http://tinyurl.com/7nsrte
Jack

Posted by: Jack at June 10, 2009 04:41 PM (rnULx)

75 I don't know why anyone thinks Contessa is a slut. I've never heard anyone say it about her, and I've been destroying her ass on a daily basis for years.

Posted by: jaleach at June 10, 2009 04:41 PM (gHrZU)

76

Palin can't help the fact that she looks good. Maybe she should shave her head and wear a bubble wrapped jump suit in order to avoid the "slutty" look. Letterman is a cock-handler.

Posted by: The Oort Cloud at June 10, 2009 04:42 PM (nOQXA)

77 Isn't MSNBC the network who had Keefums giggling to some douchenozzle's flagrant insults about Carrie Prejean having a penis and a sex change?

Run C*ntessa's own network's misogynic transcripts by her and she'd crawl under her desk crying while sucking her thumb

Posted by: kbdabear at June 10, 2009 04:42 PM (93F13)

78 "And also because Contessa Brewer is a cheap, sore-riddled nasty bit of gutterscrunge who'll rent you her mouth for the change in your pocket. A tawdry wallow-trollop oozing with syphilitic fester who raises her filthy skirts at the scent of crack-smoke. A disease-dripping pincushion, the media's vile mattress of last resort, a pathogen in garish vinyl high heels, a loose-toothed croup-breathed nightcrawler reeking of bathtub gin and the genetic stink of human desperation." = Ace

You'd still hit it.

Posted by: palin steele at June 10, 2009 04:42 PM (VDj74)

79 And also because Contessa Brewer is a cheap, sore-riddled nasty bit of gutterscrunge who'll rent you her mouth for the change in your pocket. A tawdry wallow-trollop oozing with syphilitic fester who raises her filthy skirts at the scent of crack-smoke. A disease-dripping pincushion, the media's vile mattress of last resort, a pathogen in garish vinyl high heels, a loose-toothed croup-breathed nightcrawler reeking of bathtub gin and the genetic stink of human desperation.

Epic win, good sir! Epic win!

Posted by: Lickmuffin at June 10, 2009 04:43 PM (UhcQ0)

80 Oh btw, Ace, congrats on making the top 10 conservative blogging hotties list! you should make a post about it.

Posted by: palin steele at June 10, 2009 04:43 PM (VDj74)

81 The best part of this is, I bet Contessa is a Vagina Monologue-applauding lib for Wymyn's Rights who supports the ability of fifteen-year-olds to rip baby girls limb from limb out of their wombs without parental consent.  Fight the power, ladies!

...Wait, someone called a woman she politically disagrees with a slut and makes sexual comments about her fourteen-year-old daughter?  Oh, that's okay.

Posted by: Filly at June 10, 2009 04:43 PM (lsiux)

82

And also because Contessa Brewer is a cheap, sore-riddled nasty bit of gutterscrunge who'll rent you her mouth for the change in your pocket. A tawdry wallow-trollop oozing with syphilitic fester who raises her filthy skirts at the scent of crack-smoke. A disease-dripping pincushion, the media's vile mattress of last resort, a pathogen in garish vinyl high heels, a loose-toothed croup-breathed nightcrawler reeking of bathtub gin and the genetic stink of human desperation." = Ace

Giving up on gaining those coveted advertisers, Ace?

Posted by: jaleach at June 10, 2009 04:44 PM (gHrZU)

83 Ok, I googled Megyn Kelly, slut and whore. Sorry no porn links to throw at you guys. Anyhoo, the rumour from the lefties is that she slept with Britt Hume to further her career. Oh, she got Hot Slut of the Day on Dlisted.

Posted by: Ginger ex slutty flight attendant at June 10, 2009 04:44 PM (3P9kM)

84 I never heard of this Cuntessa before today and I don't care if she is a slut, she is also a maggot if she feels like she has to lay her eggs in that despicable pile of horse dung called David Letterman.

Posted by: Gravity Dick at June 10, 2009 04:45 PM (ewXBY)

85 Brewer (to me) is saying that its acceptable to call Palin a slut because it's in the context of comedy.

Still, you expect Brewer to have a sense of humour of a strane variety. I mean, what more can she do in the morning other than laugh when she looks in the mirror?

Posted by: ImAllRightJack at June 10, 2009 04:45 PM (ydZLt)

86 So when will her wikipedia listing be updated to reflect her new appellation?

Posted by: tmitss at June 10, 2009 04:45 PM (V4Pya)

87 Contessa who?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 10, 2009 04:46 PM (ZGhSv)

88 Contessa Brewer is a slutty whore.

Posted by: Anonymous Commenter at June 10, 2009 04:47 PM (J5Srq)

89 #82

You'll note the absence of the word f-ck in his rant.

Posted by: Dave at June 10, 2009 04:47 PM (Xm1aB)

90

Damn Ace.  That is a mighty fine piece of work. (Your post but also your picture.) That just might deserve a tip, if I can remember to set up a pay pal account.

 

That said, Letterman didn't call Palin a slut.  He implied she was going for a slutty stewardess look. 

 

One of his 'Top 10' was:  "After a wink and a nod, ended up with a kilo of crack."

Most prostitutes use to only charge a kilo.  They fucked only to stay high.  He was calling her a whore!

Posted by: momma at June 10, 2009 04:48 PM (penCf)

91 Her mom. Betcha.

Posted by: mojo at June 10, 2009 04:48 PM (g1cNf)

92 Here is what I posted at YouTube:

"Look its John Ziegler and Mayor Slutty McSlutterson of Slutsylvania. I wonder if Slutty has any daughters that we can statutory rape.

I'm just kidding, its a joke, its comedy, see. What a worthless whore."

Posted by: Blarg the Destroyer at June 10, 2009 04:48 PM (QBQcg)

93 88 Contessa Brewer is a slutty whore.

She's also a smelly pirate hooker.

Posted by: Ron Burgundy at June 10, 2009 04:48 PM (2A9Nl)

94 She says the 'slut' comment and the insult directed at palin's daughter were no big deal, then she gets all in a huffy and cuts his mike for being rude. hehehehe.

Posted by: A.G. at June 10, 2009 04:48 PM (x7UaP)

95 Trust us, Cuntessa Brewer is one of the filthiest sluts you'd ever want to meet.

Posted by: The Football Team @ Cuntessa's HS at June 10, 2009 04:49 PM (ewXBY)

96 Shouldn't the argument be that what Dave said about Palin was fine, but calling MSNBC biased somehow crossed the line and insulted her?

Posted by: momma at June 10, 2009 04:49 PM (penCf)

97 ...a loose-toothed croup-breathed nightcrawler reeking of bathtub gin and the genetic stink of human desperation.

God darnit, Mr. Ace, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar Contessa. Uh, I mean "whore."

Posted by: The Union of Non-Slutty Flight Attendants at June 10, 2009 04:49 PM (/WLDq)

98 ; font-style: italic;">"That said, Letterman didn't call Palin a slut.  He implied she was going for a slutty stewardess look."

Which is sorta a backheaded compliment...cuz it implies Palin is sexy. You can't be slutty if you're not sexy. 

Posted by: palin steele at June 10, 2009 04:50 PM (VDj74)

99 contessa brewer is so slutty she was on the cover of wheaties, with her legs open, and it said "breakfast of the champs"

Posted by: Ginger at June 10, 2009 04:50 PM (3P9kM)

100 I know it's hard to open up Ace, but try and tell us how you really feel about Contessa.

Posted by: Michael C Keehn at June 10, 2009 04:50 PM (qflT3)

101

If bitches were fish

She'd be the smelliest.

Posted by: momma at June 10, 2009 04:50 PM (penCf)

102 I'm a cheap bastid and I only have the lowest tier of cable, but when my cable company recently dropped MSNBC from my package all I could do is laugh. Haven't watched it once in a decade. Flashy graphics and left-wing talking heads don't get the time of day from me.

I really can't give an opinion on whether Contessa Brewers legs have spent more time in the air than an airline stewardesses.

Posted by: El-Amin Chirag-ud-Din at June 10, 2009 04:51 PM (8XI4A)

103 Giving up on gaining those coveted advertisers, Ace?

Posted by: jaleach at June 10, 2009 04:44 PM (gHrZU)

He's finally resigned to the fact that this really is a crypto-blog (as far as advertisers are concerned).

Posted by: People of Other Races at June 10, 2009 04:51 PM (teb/C)

104 Imus calls a college basketball team "nappy headed hoes" = horrible racist, fired & shunned

HA commenter calls Obama his legal middke name= prime time worthy travesty

Letterman suggests that a 14 yr old girl a whore 2 nights in a row= appropriate comedy

Someone please shoot me before our society deteriorates any further. In the mean time, Chelsea Clinton and Teh One's kids are off limits.

Posted by: damiano at June 10, 2009 04:51 PM (Zu6xu)

105 Contessa Brewer is a fountain of decadence.  People get STDs by just looking at her, not to mention by breathing the same air that is unfortunate enough to be swirling around her.

In the end, let's hope there won't be only decadent 'hos.

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at June 10, 2009 04:52 PM (otlXg)

106 I wish I could write like Ace.

Posted by: gp at June 10, 2009 04:52 PM (MK402)

107 sockpuppet off!

Posted by: dan-O at June 10, 2009 04:53 PM (teb/C)

108 She works for NBC.
Every word out of her mouth is a lie.

I sure would not cal her a slut or a whore.
That would be insulting sluts and whores.

Posted by: ghost707 at June 10, 2009 04:54 PM (ixv8I)

109 Brewer will eat the butthole of a rabid dog for fun and suck the dick of a jackass for a quarter. Nothing personal though, no offense intended.

Posted by: ken at June 10, 2009 04:54 PM (9zzk+)

110 Contessa Brewer may not be a slut, her mother, on the other hand, has three truck stops named after her.

Be sure to stop in on exit 85 for the early bird special.

Posted by: mesablue at June 10, 2009 04:54 PM (U5a3G)

111 "Giving up on gaining those coveted advertisers, Ace?" - jaleach

Brad Thor's got Ace covered.

Posted by: palin steele at June 10, 2009 04:54 PM (VDj74)

112

I just wonder what the parents of Contessa, Olberman, Letterman etc taught these people. The presume to be the most educated, and I would never let my kids behave like them. Where were their parents? 

 

 

Posted by: madamex at June 10, 2009 04:55 PM (+rEsr)

113 Contessa is such a slut - she even grosses me out!

Posted by: Paris Hilton at June 10, 2009 04:56 PM (UMwMT)

114

palin steele

Fuck you. I wasn't talking to you.

Posted by: jaleach at June 10, 2009 04:57 PM (gHrZU)

115

Well of course if you were called a "Reslug Whore" on some obscure blog that three people in the entire world have read it could cut you to the absolute quick.  And of course that would give you the "absolute moral authority" to comment on others.

 

Well maybe--but for me, you're just another brown haired bozo.

Posted by: Shy Little Flower at June 10, 2009 04:58 PM (UHTK+)

116 Contessa Brewer likes getting Dirty Sanchez's while giving blumpkins.
Not that she's a slut or anything. But she's a three input girl IYKWIMAIKYD

Posted by: Iblis at June 10, 2009 04:58 PM (9221z)

117

And also because Contessa Brewer is a cheap, sore-riddled nasty bit of gutterscrunge who'll rent you her mouth for the change in your pocket. A tawdry wallow-trollop oozing with syphilitic fester who raises her filthy skirts at the scent of crack-smoke. A disease-dripping pincushion, the media's vile mattress of last resort, a pathogen in garish vinyl high heels, a loose-toothed croup-breathed nightcrawler reeking of bathtub gin and the genetic stink of human desperation.


Solid fuckin' gold Ace.

Posted by: ghost707 at June 10, 2009 04:59 PM (ixv8I)

118

Googled 'contessa is a whore' and AoSHQ is the first baby!  We are so proud of you Ace. Woot! http://tinyurl.com/l7gm5r

Thing of beauty, man.  Thing of beauty.

Posted by: momma at June 10, 2009 04:59 PM (penCf)

119 Ziegler looks like he's having fun.

I like the way he pushes the MSM's buttons. How in the world does he get booked on these shows?

Posted by: Dave at June 10, 2009 05:00 PM (Xm1aB)

120 I just wonder what the parents of Contessa, Olberman, Letterman etc taught these people.

When I used to watch Dave, before he became a bitter statutory rape funnyman, he'd have his mom on from time to time, and she seemed a total sweetheart-- still in Indiana.  I cannot imagine she's very proud of his behavior.  His dad died when he was young, IRRC; perhaps there are some anger/lack of male authority figure issues there. 

Olberman and Contessa, though, I got nothin'.

Posted by: Filly at June 10, 2009 05:00 PM (lsiux)

121 Don't dump on the parents.

Sometimes kids just grow up to be mean little bitter pricks in spite of good parents. Or sluts.

Posted by: Dave at June 10, 2009 05:02 PM (Xm1aB)

122 And also because Contessa Brewer is a cheap, sore-riddled nasty bit of gutterscrunge who'll rent you her mouth for the change in your pocket.

Whether she has been called bad names before or not, she has now.

Although I'm not sure Ace of Spades counts for much since that's pretty much what they call anyone they disagree with.

Including me, I'm sure, just to beat you to it girls.

Posted by: RKG at June 10, 2009 05:03 PM (Lsz2a)

123 Ya know, I'll admit I've called a woman a slut before. It never ended well for various parts of my body. Nor have I ever seen a woman smile when someone infers that she is a slut. So for anyone to infer, as this lady does that it's no big deal is just awful.

Where are the feminists on this one? Seems like its in their arena?

Posted by: Doc at June 10, 2009 05:03 PM (AghBu)

124

Letterman suggests that a 14 yr old girl a whore 2 nights in a row = appropriate comedy

Two nights in a row? Jon Stewart backed away from his comments on Harry Truman, conceding that his mouth got ahead of his brain. Interpret his apology however you will, he was nonetheless smarter on Night 2.

But to repeat oneself? That's making a statement: "Yeah, I meant it and I still do."

Wow.

Posted by: FireHorse at June 10, 2009 05:04 PM (jMk+v)

125 98 That said, Letterman didn't call Palin a slut.  He implied she was going for a slutty stewardess look."

Which is sorta a backheaded compliment...cuz it implies Palin is sexy. You can't be slutty if you're not sexy. 

Posted by: palin steele at June 10, 2009 04:50 PM (VDj74)

You obviously haven't visited your mom lately.  Line too long?

Posted by: FUBAR at June 10, 2009 05:04 PM (J5Srq)

126

And also because Contessa Brewer is a cheap, sore-riddled nasty bit of gutterscrunge who'll rent you her mouth for the change in your pocket. A tawdry wallow-trollop oozing with syphilitic fester who raises her filthy skirts at the scent of crack-smoke. A disease-dripping pincushion, the media's vile mattress of last resort, a pathogen in garish vinyl high heels, a loose-toothed croup-breathed nightcrawler reeking of bathtub gin and the genetic stink of human desperation.

 

And then  I was like Huh! HUH! HUH! HUHHHHH! and now look at this mess. Somebody hand me a wet-nap.

 

Posted by: Monty at June 10, 2009 05:04 PM (N13AA)

127 Looky!  That stupid little fucktard palin steele is back after being laughed out of town.

How's it going, Captain America? 

Well played, dumbass, well played. 

Posted by: MrDIe at June 10, 2009 05:04 PM (8tl6j)

128 Giving up on gaining those coveted advertisers, Ace?

There's lots of money to be made from the advertisement of penicillin, filthy skirts, mattresses, vinyl high heels, pincussions, nightcrawlers, bathtubs and gin.

It's called targeting your text to your potential advertisers people!

Posted by: shibumi at June 10, 2009 05:04 PM (OKZrE)

129

Just because I am in a very giving mood.

http://tinyurl.com/nrszek

Posted by: Ginger at June 10, 2009 05:04 PM (3P9kM)

130

>> Googled 'contessa is a whore' and AoSHQ is the first baby!  We are so proud of you Ace. Woot! http://tinyurl.com/l7gm5r

That is teh funny! 

Does anybody have a wikipedia account?  It would be pretty hilarious to add "It is well documented that Contessa is a whore" to the end of her bio.

Posted by: dan-O at June 10, 2009 05:05 PM (teb/C)

131

Don't dump on the parents.

Boy, that almost veered into "weird German scat-porn" territory there....

Posted by: Monty at June 10, 2009 05:05 PM (N13AA)

132 "His dad died when he was young, IRRC; perhaps there are some anger/lack of male authority figure issues there."

Reminds me of a certain jug-eared head of state, married to a manly upholstered fashion plate.

Posted by: The Union of Non-Slutty Flight Attendants at June 10, 2009 05:06 PM (/WLDq)

133 WTF is a "backheaded compliment" you ignorant slut, plain steel?

Posted by: Gravity Dick at June 10, 2009 05:06 PM (ewXBY)

134 See correction. I'm wrong, but so is Contessa, that reeking garbage-mons.

Posted by: ace at June 10, 2009 05:07 PM (gEsIJ)

135

What's a "reslug whore," anyway?

I think it's a "clever" attempt to change RePUBlican into ReSLUG-lican. Ace said it was in the context of someone complaining she said something not 110% positive about Obama, so...

Posted by: Mama AJ at June 10, 2009 05:08 PM (X6Zdh)

136 Imus pretty much sums Brewer up, doesn't he?

Double-doors at MSNBC to get her into makeup?

Hilarious.

Posted by: Dave at June 10, 2009 05:08 PM (Xm1aB)

137

Perhaps the New York Yankees and Eliot Spitzer can help by Hate-F**king her.

Just a thought.  An evil thought, but one she earned.

Posted by: connertown at June 10, 2009 05:09 PM (4Ap8s)

138 Reminds me of a certain jug-eared head of state, married to a manly upholstered fashion plate.

Did you see her latest foray into fashion? One might think the girls made it, but that would be insulting to them.

http://tinyurl.com/lk3edr

Posted by: shibumi at June 10, 2009 05:09 PM (OKZrE)

139

Why is it that when Imus calls this bit of fun-muscle, slackened and sloppy from over-use, a "skank," it's "over the line" but when Letterman calls Sarah Palin a "slut" it's just a harmless bit of japing ? (bold-mine)

 

Great update Ace.  Your way with words just makes me slobber

Posted by: momma at June 10, 2009 05:10 PM (penCf)

140 By the way, we're having a membership drive now.  Our goal is double-digits.

Posted by: The Union of Non-Slutty Flight Attendants at June 10, 2009 05:11 PM (J5Srq)

141 She got so upset that Imus called her a"skank" she had a spokesperson issue a statement condemning Imus.

Wonder what she'd do if some prick joked about statutory raping her 14-year old daughter?

Posted by: Dave at June 10, 2009 05:11 PM (Xm1aB)

142 Dirty nut swallowing whore. Is she happy, yet?

Ginger, that's at least the second time today that you've used that phrase to describe various shitbirds that bedevil us.

There's a reason that AoSHQ chicks are teh awesome.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 10, 2009 05:11 PM (oT+Ek)

143

Sorry, she's my fault.  Every guy in our college apartment building ass fucked her hard enough to cause fecal poisoning that forever rendered her semi-retarded. 

To her credit, she didn't complain and even seemed to enjoy it.  Though I'm pretty sure she winced a bit when it was my turn.

 

Posted by: Hollowpoint at June 10, 2009 05:12 PM (plsiE)

144

Letterman suggests that a 14 yr old girl a whore 2 nights in a row = appropriate comedy

 

What did he say the second night?

Posted by: momma at June 10, 2009 05:12 PM (penCf)

145 Sometimes kids just grow up to be mean little bitter pricks in spite of good parents. Or sluts.

Including your parents Dave?

Posted by: RKG at June 10, 2009 05:13 PM (Lsz2a)

146 Contessa Brewer has had more balls on her chin than Liberace.

Posted by: nikkolai at June 10, 2009 05:14 PM (G8d+5)

147 See correction.

Not so sure I'd call it a correction, which would imply she had actually been called a slut or slutty and you were wrong. Skank doesn't equal slut. I'll consult the ultimate authority (Urban Dictionary) for skank:

Derogatory term for a (usually younger) female, implying trashiness or tackiness, lower-class status, poor hygiene, flakiness, and a scrawny, pockmarked sort of ugliness. May also imply promiscuity, but not necessarily. Can apply to any race, but most commonly used to describe white trash.


Might want to call it a "clarification"

Posted by: El-Amin Chirag-ud-Din at June 10, 2009 05:15 PM (8XI4A)

148 What about Cunt-essa?

Posted by: Disco Prime at June 10, 2009 05:15 PM (rYaSa)

149

Why is it that when Imus calls this bit of fun-muscle, slackened and sloppy from over-use, a "skank," it's "over the line" but when Letterman calls Sarah Palin a "slut" it's just a harmless bit of japing?

Because everybody knows by now that the rapier wit of David Letterman is like the intellectual equivalent of one of those soft plastic, multi-colored, telescoping fencing swords that a four-year-old might play with. To someone with the faculties or maturity of a four-year-old, Letterman might have insight and verve, but he's nothing to the rest of us.

Hypocritical perhaps, but Letterman's harmless.

Posted by: FireHorse at June 10, 2009 05:15 PM (jMk+v)

150 129

Just because I am in a very giving mood.

Thank you Ginger.  Those are two fine ladies you linked to there quite unlike that silly slut over on MSNBC, whatever her name is.

Posted by: Gravity Dick at June 10, 2009 05:16 PM (ewXBY)

151 Funny isn't it how news and entertainment people say "slutty flight attendants". This from a profession that advances through sexual favors to higher ups.

Yep.  Barbara Walters didn't get to where she was because she had a great speaking voice, clear diction, and a brilliant mind.  That lady rocked it on her  back, knees, in the air and everywhere.

I doubt Sarah P. lost any sleep regarding Letterdouche's comments about her.  It was the one about her daughter that was so bad.  Apparently Contessa thinks that was ok too.

Posted by: Cheri at June 10, 2009 05:16 PM (11AYx)

152 147
'Tis true.  All sluts are skanks, but not all skanks are sluts. 

Posted by: Filly at June 10, 2009 05:17 PM (lsiux)

153 She's also #1 on Google if you search "contessa is slutty." Which is nice!

Posted by: jakeman at June 10, 2009 05:18 PM (DyROQ)

154 Contessa has put more weiners in her buns than a fleet of Nathan's carts in a year of lunchtimes.

Posted by: The Union of Non-Slutty Flight Attendants at June 10, 2009 05:18 PM (/WLDq)

155 Sure, Ace, you'll correct this, but you won't force Drew to correct the "white supremacist" thing....

Even after Lima posted in bright red, and in really big font, and everything.

Posted by: notropis at June 10, 2009 05:19 PM (+nXV7)

156 Uh, I don't mean "she," I mean "Ace" ranks #1 for "contessa is slutty." Agh, I need another drink.

Posted by: jakeman at June 10, 2009 05:19 PM (DyROQ)

157 Trust me. Not all flight attendants are sluts. Probably just 1% give or take a few.

Posted by: Ginger at June 10, 2009 05:19 PM (3P9kM)

158

Maybe she was referring to her past life as The Contessa.

She lay dying in Mount Sinai hospital in Toronto....attended by a family of whores. There were girls in tight skirts and heels, girls in sweaters with plunging necklines, a girl in a black sheath dress that winked out just a hint of tattoo.....The dying woman's name was Elizabeth Spedding. The girls, though, addressed her as Contessa

Elizabeth Spedding was probably Canada's oldest whore, and undoubtedly the country's most famous madam.....She says American president Harry Truman wanted into her bed, and she says she turned him down. She received postcards from Elizabeth Taylor. ......

Posted by: momma at June 10, 2009 05:19 PM (penCf)

159

Quelle surprise, a lying media whore!  I listened to that exchange on Rush this a.m.  Contessa proved herself to not only be an hypocritical thin skinned baby (waah, I'm offended by what John's saying, cut his mike!), but she was also dumber than a bag of hammers.  She would have never been able to endure the abuse and crap that continues to be dumped  on Palin.  Great post, Ace!  You really are a silver tongued wordsmith as well teh hot conservative blogger!

Posted by: runningrn at June 10, 2009 05:19 PM (aC/SY)

160 Maybe Contessa's been donkey punched one too many times.

Posted by: AmishDude at June 10, 2009 05:19 PM (T0NGe)

161 Monty:  And then  I was like Huh! HUH! HUH! HUHHHHH! and now look at this mess. Somebody hand me a wet-nap.

I've got a gray sweatsock you can use, but I have to warn you, entire civilizations have perished there and it's stiff enough to sand the barnacles of Captain Steubing's ass.

Posted by: Gopher at June 10, 2009 05:21 PM (hnq5i)

162 I don't think Ace needs to correct himself.
"Skank" used in the context that Imus used it merely implied that she was fugly, not slutty.
That is all. You may resume your thread...

Posted by: Wise woman with absolute moral authority at June 10, 2009 05:21 PM (sey23)

163

Which is sorta a backheaded compliment...cuz it implies Palin is sexy. You can't be slutty if you're not sexy. 

I disagree.  The ball gag, stripper shoes and leather tube top did nothing to make your mom look sexy at all, though plenty slutty- as the entire cruise ship crew can attest to.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at June 10, 2009 05:23 PM (plsiE)

164

I am such a giver.

http://tinyurl.com/n97c3c

Posted by: Ginger at June 10, 2009 05:24 PM (3P9kM)

165 Did someone say donkey punch?  I'm game.

Posted by: Contessa Brewer the Slut at June 10, 2009 05:24 PM (ewXBY)

166 Momma, that's funny!  Did you write that or is that from a paperback "historical fiction" bodice ripper?  Bwahahaha!

Posted by: runningrn at June 10, 2009 05:26 PM (aC/SY)

167 I don't think you're as wrong as you think Ace...she may not be a liar, she's worse, she's a hypocrite.

Posted by: Rogue at June 10, 2009 05:27 PM (+Ec6O)

168 Damn you Ginger, that wasn't very nice.  I'm just hoping my eyesight returns here shortly.

Posted by: Gravity Dick at June 10, 2009 05:27 PM (ewXBY)

169 shibumi: Did you see her latest foray into fashion? One might think the girls made it, but that would be insulting to them.

Yeah.  She's got hips like a gantry crane and wears fashions by Broyhill.  She's a poster girl for vertical lines and shoulder pads.

Posted by: Jazz at June 10, 2009 05:28 PM (hnq5i)

170

That said, Letterman didn't call Palin a slut.  He implied she was going for a slutty stewardess look.  So she looks like a certain type of slut, but not that she necessarily is slutty in that she sleeps around or anything

It wasn't meant as a compliment; neither was it perceived as one.  (Are flight attendants logging complaints yet?).

Posted by: katya at June 10, 2009 05:29 PM (oRJZj)

171 I have been a long time fan of Letterman, and have even stuck up for him a few times in these pages. But I saw the show where he insulted Palin and defamed her daughter. It went too far. There's humor, and beyond that lies malice. Letterman's dead to me now.

Posted by: Jones at June 10, 2009 05:29 PM (KOkrW)

172 To think that a woman news reader doesn't get being called a slut or have your minor daughter demeaned by the knocked up quip is an insult is mind bending. Contessa Brewer can only hope to aspire to be slutty.

Posted by: kim in vancouver at June 10, 2009 05:30 PM (lzBKU)

173 We have all just wasted how many minutes of our lives giving credence to a dipshit human oddity named contessa. MSLSD is a cheap carnival sideshow. Letterwoman looks like he wants to be another abnormality for that show.

Posted by: paranoid polly at June 10, 2009 05:32 PM (YLNjm)

174 Contessa Brewer defending the 'slut' comments just proves- once again- that Democrat politics trumps 'feminism' every time.

Posted by: Jones at June 10, 2009 05:33 PM (KOkrW)

175 hillbilly fantasy....

It is a rainy evening, the crowd is happy to be seated at the letterman show, when suddenly a very loud engine noise arises from the back.

Todd Palin, is riding his snow mobile down the aisle to cheers and hoots...He goes to the band and takes little paul's bald head in his mouth and bites it off and spits it out....he then takes mr. mcnotdreamy and beats him to a bloody pulp..

The crowd puts todd on their shoulders and he is king.

Posted by: free at June 10, 2009 05:36 PM (cFwGO)

176

>> Googled 'contessa is a whore' and AoSHQ is the first baby!  We are so  proud of you Ace. Woot! http://tinyurl.com/l7gm5r

AoSHQ now has the 1st and 2nd spot on google!!


Posted by: dan-O at June 10, 2009 05:36 PM (teb/C)

177
If she had as many different pricks stickin' out of her as she's had stuck in her she'd be a porcupine

Posted by: Rodney, That's Right, The Rodney at June 10, 2009 05:36 PM (lD4DZ)

178  Brewer, a former news reader on Imus show, also said the I-man doesnt know how to relate to beautiful women.

How in the world does SHE know?

Posted by: Ombudsman at June 10, 2009 05:37 PM (fWF4Q)

179 If Maj Gen Clusterfuck can take the First Yeti to NYC for dinner and a show, I don't see why the First Dude couldn't take the Alaska State Cessna to NYC to kick the ever fucking loving shit out of that gap-toothed Indiana fucknozzle for calling his wife a slut and making rape jokes about his 14-yr old daughter.

I'd fly coach, but I'm not the First Dude of anything.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 10, 2009 05:37 PM (bNGNa)

180 Honestly the "slutty stewardess" bit doesn't bug me. Sure, its the hateful, bitter old man version of "naughty stewardess" (which works for Governor Palin, as does "naughty librarian"), but I guess I can kind of see it. Dave just had to go angry and attack rather than use "naughty" which would be basically positive and that simply cannot be allowed.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 10, 2009 05:37 PM (PQY7w)

181 Once Bernard McGurk said something like they should just call her by the first syllable of her name but then Imus said "That'll be enough of that" in that avuncular way of his so it doesn't really count, does it.

Posted by: Yojimbo at June 10, 2009 05:38 PM (fJY4o)

182   Brewer, a former news reader on Imus show, also said the I-man doesnt know how to relate to beautiful women.

So, Imus is a moron?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 10, 2009 05:38 PM (bNGNa)

183 I'm a stupid, dirty whore.

Posted by: Contessa Brewer at June 10, 2009 05:38 PM (gEsIJ)

184 MSNBC video on hate crime: 

Posted by: muffy at June 10, 2009 05:40 PM (zplc6)

185 Ginger.....great link! ;-)

Posted by: Ad rem at June 10, 2009 05:40 PM (zwJH4)

186 Contessa Brewer is such a dirty slut that Ron Jeremy turned her down. Face down.

Posted by: nikkolai at June 10, 2009 05:40 PM (G8d+5)

187 Ace,

I dunno, I was just joking around.

Posted by: Jim Treacher at June 10, 2009 05:40 PM (cvmgB)

188

You guys are funny....some of these comments are great.

Is this the same 'Ace' that used to post occasionally at Polipundit before that site sucked?

 

Posted by: Brucefdb at June 10, 2009 05:40 PM (xPR8h)

189 I'm a stupid, dirty whore.

Posted by: Contessa Brewer at June 10, 2009 05:38 PM (gEsIJ)

And I expect you in my office in 15 minutes. 

Posted by: Director, HR, MSNBC at June 10, 2009 05:40 PM (bNGNa)

190

And also because Contessa Brewer is a cheap, sore-riddled nasty bit of gutterscrunge who'll rent you her mouth for the change in your pocket. A tawdry wallow-trollop oozing with syphilitic fester who raises her filthy skirts at the scent of crack-smoke. A disease-dripping pincushion, the media's vile mattress of last resort, a pathogen in garish vinyl high heels, a loose-toothed croup-breathed nightcrawler reeking of bathtub gin and the genetic stink of human desperation.


Bunk.

Posted by: nickless at June 10, 2009 05:41 PM (MMC8r)

191 Be sure to tune in tonight. I've got some real push-the-envelope comedy planned. I'm going to be repeating the name "Opray Winfrey" 30 times as I adjust my tie and mug for the camera.

And then I'm going to say something about fingering a 10 year old daughter of a Republican senator.

So check it out!

A-heeeeee!

Posted by: David Lettermen at June 10, 2009 05:42 PM (gEsIJ)

192 Making up for my last post. http://tinyurl.com/nmm2l8

Posted by: Ginger at June 10, 2009 05:42 PM (3P9kM)

193

contessa brewer is so slutty that she makes Jemma Jameson look like a virgin.

Posted by: Ginger at June 10, 2009 05:43 PM (3P9kM)

194

That said, Letterman didn't call Palin a slut.  He implied she was going for a slutty stewardess look.  So she looks like a certain type of slut, but not that she necessarily is slutty in that she sleeps around or anything

I agree. And when I say that your kid dresses like a piece of queerbait, I'm not calling literally him a homo.I'm just saying he dresses like the kind of kid who would offer up his lunch money in exchange for a quick teabagging during recess.

 

Posted by: Warden at June 10, 2009 05:44 PM (QoR4a)

195 Making up for my last post. http://tinyurl.com/nmm2l8

Posted by: Ginger at June 10, 2009 05:42 PM (3P9kM)

New socks.  Ruined.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 10, 2009 05:44 PM (bNGNa)

196 Liberal men hate Sarah Palin cause she's a conservative and a Republican.  Liberal women hate Sarah Palin cause she's a conservative and a Republican and she is pretty.

Posted by: katya at June 10, 2009 05:45 PM (oRJZj)

197

Ace-

This is a textbook reason why i show up every day.

Posted by: booter at June 10, 2009 05:46 PM (eimUK)

198

any white bitch that  wants me to call her a slut is okay in my book. normally white devil come-ons never got me laid.  what about ho or beatch?  oh, i know iwhen im hittin it doggy, ill pull all the skin on her face back tight, and tell her she getting a pelosi

Posted by: b.h.obama aka the head mother fucker in charge at June 10, 2009 05:47 PM (n2vBd)

199 FLOTUS going for that slutty Aunt Esther look:
http://tinyurl.com/mvahrn

Posted by: Milesdei at June 10, 2009 05:47 PM (FS9ko)

200 This has got to be one of the finest threads in all of Googledom...

Posted by: Ad rem at June 10, 2009 05:47 PM (zwJH4)

201 I have a feeling we're going to get in trouble for this thread.

Posted by: katya at June 10, 2009 05:49 PM (oRJZj)

202 I have no first hand knowledge of, or reliable witnesses to Contessa Brewer's whoishness or sluttiness.

So I can't call Brewer either a whore or a slut. Hell, I can't even call her a skank.

But these guys did...wow.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at June 10, 2009 05:49 PM (1hM1d)

203 FLOTUS going for that slutty Aunt Esther enraged Yeti look:
http://tinyurl.com/mvahrn

Posted by: Milesdei at June 10, 2009 05:47 PM (FS9ko)

Posted by: Random Post Fixer at June 10, 2009 05:50 PM (bNGNa)

204

Holy shit.  So I go back to the 'Contessa' link I posted to see who actually wrote it for #166, by Gerald Hannon, writer, prostitute, university instructor , and I find THIS link that goes to, 'Whore Heroines and Heros (no, not a typo)'

Funny stuff right there.  I bet some morons here have had a case of blue balls so badly that they called the fat, sweaty, pimply face, braces wearing 40 year old that they took home to shag, a heroine.  Am I right fellas?

 

Posted by: momma at June 10, 2009 05:50 PM (penCf)

205 What ever happened to Laurie Dhue, anyway?  She was the sponsor of many enjoyable bunk-hours.

Posted by: Ombudsman at June 10, 2009 05:52 PM (fWF4Q)

206

katya,

I think the women also hate her because she got the job, the guy AND the kids, and she's still pretty.

They (lib femmes) know they sacrificed their wombs on the altar of liberalism. Sarah showed them it wasn't necessary. The lib femmes won't admit they chose wrong, but they're still outraged, and have to direct it somewhere. They external;ize their self loathing.

Posted by: Jones, amateur shrink at June 10, 2009 05:52 PM (KOkrW)

207 201 I have a feeling we're going to get in trouble for this thread.

That's just your imagination. Here have some Val-U-Rite.

Posted by: Iblis at June 10, 2009 05:53 PM (9221z)

208

I have a feeling we're going to get in trouble for this thread.

Ya think Ace will actually spank us female morons?  whew hew I have to go get my hair all fluffy and shit. Thanks for the heads up.

Posted by: paranoid polly at June 10, 2009 05:53 PM (YLNjm)

209 I R A Darth Aggie,

What in God's name is that thing she's wearing? It looks like pre-pubescent jizz of a million silk worms wrapped in saran wrap!

Posted by: Ad rem at June 10, 2009 05:55 PM (zwJH4)

210

Perhaps, she was right about being called a slut. http://tinyurl.com/necbhl

Posted by: Ginger at June 10, 2009 05:59 PM (3P9kM)

211 Well, Contessa, I can tell from your $1000.00 make up that you are keeping up your image as a paid for government media slut.  Dear God, with people like Contessa, we are going to need government rationing of make-up.  Maybe even triage rationing.

Anyway.  Contessa, you fat ass, cooze-oozing, drippy, fat ass slut.  Can I Arod screw your 14 yr old dauther in center field?

By the way, since you are probably going to have some time on your hands, maybe you could supplement your time by taking on Spitzer as a client.

Posted by: Jack at June 10, 2009 06:04 PM (Ss83y)

212

"cut the mike, please..."

So another liberal guardian of free speech outs herself. Shocking. And this one happens to look a lot like Courtney Cox after 5 to 10 years  of snorting meth and gangbanging the local chapter of the Hell's Angels.

I wouldn't call her a slut, because she'd need to clean herself up a lot to reach the level of a slut. She's more of a cumrag.

Posted by: Log Cabin at June 10, 2009 06:05 PM (jJQFW)

213 Contessa is better looking than Dave's man-wife, maybe he can hook up with here. She obviously doesn't mind being called a slut.

Posted by: Fred R. at June 10, 2009 06:05 PM (J38jJ)

214

I don't have sound at work so I watched the video pantomime.

She starts off with a smug smile then about half way through it's gone and by the end, she gets frowny wrinkles meanwhile the guy is smiling all along and nodding, clearly enjoying himself.

She got owned.

Posted by: Max Entropy at June 10, 2009 06:07 PM (uuZjB)

215

<i>And also because Contessa Brewer is a cheap, sore-riddled nasty bit of gutterscrunge who'll rent you her mouth for the change in your pocket. A tawdry wallow-trollop oozing with syphilitic fester who raises her filthy skirts at the scent of crack-smoke. A disease-dripping pincushion, the media's vile mattress of last resort, a pathogen in garish vinyl high heels, a loose-toothed croup-breathed nightcrawler reeking of bathtub gin and the genetic stink of human desperation.</1>

Ace...

Goll Day-yum. That's a thingy of beauty.

Do they give Pulitzers for this kinda stuff??

 

 

Posted by: beedubya at June 10, 2009 06:08 PM (AnTyA)

216

If taking money for sex makes me a whore, well then I'm a whore!  I, Contessa Brewer am a dirty, slutty whore.

And my favorite food is cream pie.

Posted by: Contessa Brewer at June 10, 2009 06:08 PM (J5Srq)

217

Ok, gentleman, I get it -- please allow me to explain...

As a woman, I can tell you what is going on here.

Contessa Brewer is envious of Sarh Palin's beauty. 

Brewer obviously hates Palin because even after having had several babies, Palin still has an awesome figure -- and a goodlooking face, great legs, a knockout personality, athletic ability,  and is now serving in a very high-profile job-- with no help from anyone else. And she is modest about all of this and is much beloved by most people who know her well.

Brewer, on the other hand is just another talking head at a 3rd-rate cable station and the only way she can get attention is to try to offer controversial attacks on political figures -- conservatives only -- since she works at a Left-leaning station.  But to add insult to injury Brewer has had to suffer, not from being called a slut...she might actually have enjoyed that in a perverse sort of way -- but to have her figure criticized on the national airways...that's probably what pushed her over the edge.  If Palin didn't look so good, Brewer might not have attacked so hard...but consider what Brewer had to endure...much more than her self___ could handle!!!!

So, consider the following excerpt describing Imus and pals poking fun at Brewer's figure:

Imus & Crew immediately lit into Contessa at the start of their morning show, saying traffic tie-ups in New York City were caused by her "BIG BUTT" being stuck in a tunnel and her "FAT ASS" being stuck in the door at Burger King.

"Why didn't she just keep her mouth shut?" Imus demanded. "Why would she bring this on herself? She knows how we are. SHE IS SO PAINFULLY STUPID. That's the reason I got rid of her. I'd ask her to explain a story she had read and she didn't have a clue."

They went on and on about how Contessa was ugly, comparing her to "Miss Piggy," and saying how she looked terrible in the tight outfits she wore.

"I don't think Amy (Robach) or any of those in the back have to worry about HER taking over the Today show."

"She is MSNBC's answer to Candy Crowley," said Bernard, Imus' producer, comparing Contessa to the heavy-set CNN reporter.

Imus: "Why would she want to say anything about me with (Page Six scribe) Richard Johnson sitting near by? She must have been liquored-up. I was trying to keep my big mouth shut. But not anymore."

They called Contessa a "bimbo" with no sense of humor who got her job by winning a hot dog eating contest, that she makes Paris Hilton look like Condaleeza Rice (in intellect), that's she's an "ignorant slut."

Ok,so  now do you get it??????  

 

 

 

Posted by: Juliet16 at June 10, 2009 06:11 PM (2xgu5)

218 And also because Contessa Brewer is a cheap, sore-riddled nasty bit of gutterscrunge who'll rent you her mouth for the change in your pocket. A tawdry wallow-trollop oozing with syphilitic fester who raises her filthy skirts at the scent of crack-smoke. A disease-dripping pincushion, the media's vile mattress of last resort, a pathogen in garish vinyl high heels, a loose-toothed croup-breathed nightcrawler reeking of bathtub gin and the genetic stink of human desperation.



That was magnificent.

Posted by: Jack at June 10, 2009 06:11 PM (Ss83y)

219

It's gotta take a whole lot of spackle, whore paint, and girdling to get la senorita Brewer ready for showtime.

Posted by: beedubya at June 10, 2009 06:12 PM (AnTyA)

220 Love this airheads mendacity.

"We'll change the topic"

Gee, I wonder why?

Posted by: Jay at June 10, 2009 06:20 PM (iy1Xt)

221 76

Palin can't help the fact that she looks good. Maybe she should shave her head and wear a bubble wrapped jump suit in order to avoid the "slutty" look. Letterman is a cock-handler.

Posted by: The Oort Cloud at June 10, 2009 04:42 PM (nOQXA)


Cock-Holster. Gotta keep up with the vocabulary.



82
And also because Contessa Brewer is a cheap, sore-riddled nasty bit of gutterscrunge who'll rent you her mouth for the change in your pocket. A tawdry wallow-trollop oozing with syphilitic fester who raises her filthy skirts at the scent of crack-smoke. A disease-dripping pincushion, the media's vile mattress of last resort, a pathogen in garish vinyl high heels, a loose-toothed croup-breathed nightcrawler reeking of bathtub gin and the genetic stink of human desperation." = Ace

Giving up on gaining those coveted advertisers, Ace?

Posted by: jaleach at June 10, 2009 04:44 PM (gHrZU)


I thought he was just setting the bar.

Posted by: Cold Rage at June 10, 2009 06:21 PM (Bgtn/)

222 I hope Letterman's car blows up the next time he starts it.

Posted by: jaleach at June 10, 2009 06:21 PM (gHrZU)

223 @ 130

>> Googled 'contessa is a whore' and AoSHQ is the first baby!  We are so proud of you Ace. Woot!

That is teh funny! 

Does anybody have a wikipedia account?  It would be pretty hilarious to add "It is well documented that Contessa is a whore" to the end  of her bio

Posted by: dan-O at June 10, 2009 05:05 PM (teb/C)

I posted, with a reference to the youtube video:

http://tinyurl.com/23jajd

"It is well documented that Contessa enjoys being called a slutty whore in public."

Posted by: adagioforstrings at June 10, 2009 06:24 PM (Kfsai)

224 Wow, Ace.  But how do you really feel about it?  Good stuff, I bookmarked it for later.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at June 10, 2009 06:27 PM (ympAm)

225 140 By the way, we're having a membership drive now. Our goal is double-digits.

Posted by: The Union of Non-Slutty Flight Attendants at June 10, 2009 05:11 PM (J5Srq)


Damnit, I only got to "double-d....." and my mind went somewhere completely different.

Posted by: Cold Rage at June 10, 2009 06:30 PM (Bgtn/)

226 ginger we love you but that second link was uncalled for and then you........ totally redeem yourself with the dhue video!

Posted by: evil libertarian at June 10, 2009 06:34 PM (/LywR)

227

<i>And also because Contessa Brewer is a cheap, sore-riddled nasty bit of gutterscrunge who'll rent you her mouth for the change in your pocket. A tawdry wallow-trollop oozing with syphilitic fester who raises her filthy skirts at the scent of crack-smoke. A disease-dripping pincushion, the media's vile mattress of last resort, a pathogen in garish vinyl high heels, a loose-toothed croup-breathed nightcrawler reeking of bathtub gin and the genetic stink of human desperation.</i>

Ace,

You want I should submit this to Bartlett's fer ya?

Posted by: beedubya at June 10, 2009 06:36 PM (AnTyA)

228 I did know one slutty flight attendant. She was in the same crashpad in NYC as me. She was a lipstick bisexual. Nice girl. We got drunk together many times. No, nothing happened.

Posted by: Ginger at June 10, 2009 06:37 PM (3P9kM)

229 @ 184 MSNBC video on hate crime: 

Posted by: muffy at June 10, 2009 05:40 PM (zplc6)

Do you & MSNBC consider haning Palin in effigy to be a hate crime? What's their definition of "hate crime" that is rising? Was Pvt Long's murder considered a hate crime?

Posted by: adagioforstrings at June 10, 2009 06:38 PM (Kfsai)

230 I have a feeling we're going to get in trouble for this thread.

Ace started it, so we're cool.

As for the non-moron wussies that might fly in to howl and moan? Fuck 'em. I'm laughing my ass off.

Would it be inappropriate to yet again mention Operation Pipewrench?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 10, 2009 06:40 PM (oT+Ek)

231

Ace,

A truly inspirational rant.  It is good to see you in top notch form, lately you've been a little, dare I say boring or safe.

Open up and let 'er have it up the ass!

Keep drinking whatever you are drinking, it's working!

Kemp

Posted by: kempermanx at June 10, 2009 06:42 PM (2+9Yx)

232 228 I did know one slutty flight attendant. She was in the same crashpad in NYC as me. She was a lipstick bisexual. Nice girl. We got drunk together many times. No, nothing happened.

Posted by: Ginger at June 10, 2009 06:37 PM (3P9kM)



Damnit, all that buildup, "got drunk together many times" sounds like the perfect lead for a bunk-worthy delivery, and then BAM the door slams shut. Ginger, you're a cruel woman. Are you available?

Posted by: Cold Rage at June 10, 2009 06:44 PM (Bgtn/)

233 I did know one slutty flight attendant. She was in the same crashpad in NYC as me. She was a lipstick bisexual. Nice girl. We got drunk together many times.

I never would have believed that it could happen to me ...

Posted by: Dear Penthouse Forum at June 10, 2009 07:01 PM (PD1tk)

234

"Contessa, you ignorant slut...." is how Ziegler should have prefaced his every comment.

(Is it Contessa, or Cuntessa?)

Posted by: Sam Adams at June 10, 2009 07:03 PM (qSNNq)

235 It's nice that everyone's staying within the styleguide, mostly.

Posted by: toby928 at June 10, 2009 07:06 PM (PD1tk)

Posted by: Jones, amateur shrink at June 10, 2009 07:06 PM (KOkrW)

237 I remember the Imus rant. It was kind of ugly. One of those really nasty vindictive rants, Imus used to have a few years back. I also remember Tucker Carlson came to her defense a few days later on Imus's show and Imus pretty much black-balled him. Don't get me wrong Contessa Brewer is an idiot, but I did gain a lot of respect for Tucker Carlson. He was the only one at that detestable network to stand up for a co-worker.

Posted by: Damian at June 10, 2009 07:13 PM (mrMwr)

238 It's gotta take a whole lot of spackle, whore paint, and girdling to get la senorita Brewer ready for showtime.

Mr. Reiss, I'm ready for my close-up

Posted by: La Brewer at June 10, 2009 07:16 PM (HjPtV)

239 Contessa Brewer?  Sounds like a slutty coffee maker or a sluttly barista at Starbucks to me.

Posted by: MadamePaulsBatonsPoisson. at June 10, 2009 07:35 PM (PBGAP)

240 I for one would like to thank Aces on behalf of all Conservative women in my household. Thanks! This war on Conservative women is beyond sickening. I would bet Contessa had no problem with the whole Playboy deal with Guy Cimbalo performing his so called "humor". The Left can say, or do anything without paying a price.

Posted by: freeus at June 10, 2009 07:40 PM (zxRJP)

241 As fine a rant as I've ever seen, Mr. Ace, a masterpiece to behold.

Posted by: laddy at June 10, 2009 07:41 PM (kcuW8)

242 Letterman's bullshit response is at EW.com.  I can't seem to post the link...it keeps rejecting it.  Anyway, DL is essentially saying it's ok to joke about raping an 18 year old...my bad, I got the daughters confused.

Posted by: 8starsnorth at June 10, 2009 07:42 PM (BXWJ9)

243 Bruceftb, totally different Aces. This is the award-winning original.

Posted by: laddy at June 10, 2009 07:42 PM (kcuW8)

244

Wooooooh, ACE you have outdone yourself, ENTER SANDMAN is proud!

Posted by: OLD GUARD at June 10, 2009 07:43 PM (Aguwf)

245 My highest commendation to Contessa. I owe her BIG. Years ago when she was reviled by Imus, I decided that finally Don and Bernie had gone over the line with their sexist remarks . I emailed all the network execs and the sponsor (Netjets) and told them I would never watch MSNBC again. I was defending her. I haven't watched the stupid network to this day.

So, thank you Contessa for sparing me the torture of watching this stupid network for one more minute than I had to. And a pox on your house, Contessa, for defending the indefensible.

Posted by: soozer at June 10, 2009 07:54 PM (OnRdm)

246 Like a fine wine I googled Contessa Brewer slut and whore and up came AoS!

Posted by: MadamePaulsBatonsPoisson. at June 10, 2009 08:05 PM (PBGAP)

247

Who's Contessa Brewer?

...

Oh!  You mean the slut!  Yeah, I've heard of Contessa Brewer the slut.  What about her?

Posted by: Cautiously Pessimistic at June 10, 2009 08:19 PM (ltwze)

248 It's Contessa Brewer the whore, dude.

Posted by: nikkolai at June 10, 2009 08:21 PM (G8d+5)

249 The only reason she planned the interview in the first place was to hit the guy with the poll stats from the Department of Making Shit Up.

Posted by: Cincinnatus at June 10, 2009 08:22 PM (K5AMb)

250

Nikkolai, you sure you've got the right Contessa Brewer?  The one I'm thinking of isn't classy enough to be a whore.  For that matter, I'm being generous with calling her a slut.  She's known around here as a cooze bucket.  But I'm pretty sure that's a regional colloquialism. 

Anyway, I might be thinking of the wrong Contessa Brewer, because I had no idea she was on television.

Posted by: Cautiously Pessimistic at June 10, 2009 08:36 PM (ltwze)

251 Cuntessa fits right in with Hairy-Knuckles Olberdouche and the rest of the GE-Obama pimps at MSNBC. 

What is the difference between God and Obama?
God does not think he is Obama.

Posted by: Hughie at June 10, 2009 08:50 PM (iGqcN)

252 I have to give Contessa credit though: she looks like she could be a VERY entertaining slut whore in bed, don't she??

Posted by: Barney Frank at June 10, 2009 08:50 PM (iafWn)

253 Nikkolai, you sure you've got the right Contessa Brewer?

Gee, the one I'm thinking about. . . doesn't she do French Dominant in a massage parlor in Atlantic City?

Posted by: Doc Rochester at June 10, 2009 08:51 PM (aYL9O)

254 @135 -

What's a "reslug whore," anyway?

I think it's a "clever" attempt to change RePUBlican into ReSLUG-lican. Ace said it was in the context of someone complaining she said something not 110% positive about Obama, so...

Coming from a journalism background (before I saw the light...) a "slug" is newspaper slang for the area where meta-information goes, such as the name of the story, etc.  By "Reslug Whore" I read that the lefty was trying to imply that she just cut-and-pasted her stories from the RNC website or something (to "reslug").

Posted by: Xoxotl at June 10, 2009 09:03 PM (j88uA)

255 Sorry....know I'm off-topic, but just heard on the radio that not only was Caradine found "fit to be tied"....he was also wearing fishnet hose and a wig!

Posted by: Ad rem at June 10, 2009 09:14 PM (zwJH4)

256 If GE ever decides that they're not getting enough favorable legislation to promote selling their worthless "green" products, they might actually stop propping up MSNBC the Marxist Messiah's propaganda ministry.  What will Contessa do then?  I recommend lap dancing.  And turning tricks in the alley behind a shithole bar in Cleveland.  In January.

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Posted by: royalmewigs at June 10, 2009 09:27 PM (lmc74)

258

And also because Contessa Brewer is a cheap, sore-riddled nasty bit of gutterscrunge who'll rent you her mouth for the change in your pocket. A tawdry wallow-trollop oozing with syphilitic fester who raises her filthy skirts at the scent of crack-smoke. A disease-dripping pincushion, the media's vile mattress of last resort, a pathogen in garish vinyl high heels, a loose-toothed croup-breathed nightcrawler reeking of bathtub gin and the genetic stink of human desperation.

 

That's, like, poetry, man.  On a  level with Danny Boy.  Did you write that yourself?

Posted by: JohnW at June 10, 2009 09:30 PM (6uwQ1)

259 I was feeling blue. But Ace's post about that MSNBC slut made me giggle. No haz blue , no more!

Posted by: Bluey the blue blood at June 10, 2009 09:34 PM (rEPj1)

260 @256: was it a full lace wig?

Posted by: CoolCzech at June 10, 2009 09:58 PM (iafWn)

261

My god Ace...you have outdone ourself!  Can Mr. Burdge beat this!?!

 

Posted by: Tun Tavern Derelict at June 10, 2009 10:14 PM (ctJhj)

262 Ace - you are the best.  I have returned to this thread over and over today because it makes me laugh and I need that right now.  You are the finest blogger out there buddy, keep up the good work!

Posted by: ken at June 10, 2009 10:30 PM (9zzk+)

263

Go easy on Ms Brewer, guys. After all, she is a "Contessa". This means

she may be married to an "Earl"...... "The Duke of....."???? Anyways, when

a conservative guests on the show, she's loaded for bear. Unfortunately

she brings a pea-shooter to the battle.

Posted by: Trajan at June 10, 2009 11:41 PM (cjYkR)

264

Every time she faces a witty conservative, she blows it, big time. Does this,
per se, make her a slut?

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Posted by: jack at June 11, 2009 02:39 AM (ERKZM)

266 recently I wanna buy some jewelry,I found a lot site sellingg  Omega Watches,and Tag Heuer watches.They are so cheap and they are so nice they are replica watches! Some one know about that? what about the quality?

Posted by: omega watch at June 11, 2009 05:04 AM (VzIxg)

267

"Contessa Brewer is a cheap, sore-riddled nasty bit of gutterscrunge who'll rent you her mouth for the change in your pocket. A tawdry wallow-trollop oozing with syphilitic fester who raises her filthy skirts at the scent of crack-smoke. A disease-dripping pincushion, the media's vile mattress of last resort, a pathogen in garish vinyl high heels, a loose-toothed croup-breathed nightcrawler reeking of bathtub gin and the genetic stink of human desperation...bit of fun-muscle, oozing with foul custard and slackened and sloppy from over-use"

Holy... Wha... Dayum.

That is one hell of a takedown. I'm speechless.

Posted by: mandible claw at June 11, 2009 07:45 AM (QKrrS)

268 Who in the world is Contessa Brewer?  Geez, I've only been out of the country for a couple days!

Posted by: logprof, Loingirder at June 11, 2009 07:46 AM (mm70F)

Posted by: bagaol at June 11, 2009 09:51 AM (OpQ+0)

270

So I trade sex for money.

Does that automatically make me, Contessa Brewer, a slutty whore?

Posted by: Contessa Brewer at June 11, 2009 10:37 AM (J5Srq)

271

She's not a bint---she's a vimy.

Posted by: Snackeater at June 11, 2009 10:49 AM (VarSB)

272 In that same interview, as Rush Limbaugh pointed out, she complained about being insulted by her guest just after saying Palin was overreacting about being insulted.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 11, 2009 12:25 PM (PQY7w)

273

She sure do have a purty mouth on her..........

(Deliverance banjo's playing here)

Posted by: Jed 1899 at June 12, 2009 07:18 AM (5I0pu)

Posted by: yjdu at June 13, 2009 12:38 PM (95cWi)

275 This is the best response to the hateful bashathon of Palin yet. I am so glad someone has finally called it what it is.
LMAO thankyou so much!!!

Posted by: Best Story Evah!!! at June 14, 2009 03:57 AM (hSLQ9)

276 I wanna buy a replica battleship and a replica petting zoo. 

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 14, 2009 01:08 PM (9Wr20)

277

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"She's known around here as a cooze bucket."  worldwide this can be accepted as "Cum Recepticle" that way every one knows what your referring to!

 

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