Jeneane Garofalo Explains Tea Parties = Racist Claim

Apparently she saw a sign using Gary Coleman's 70's catchphrase, "Whatchyooo talkin' about Willis?"

The catchphrase, of course, was used to express profound skepticism about Willis' harebrained schemes, deceits, and self-serving illogic. In other words, it makes perfect sense for an opponent of Obama to ask the same question of him -- no hidden racist motive required to make sense of it.

But apparently even referencing another black person when discussing The One is racist. Because, like, he's different or something, I guess, and talking about other black people lowers him to "their" level? Or something?

Not sure.

In related news, Tea Partiers stand accused of slurring Obama as a 90 year old white woman by demanding to know "Where's the beef?"

Incidentally, the conservatives who bought tickets to her show didn't actually heckle. Or at least they seem not to have. Sigh.

This guy says she started that show by announcing, "If there's any tea-baggers here, let me say 'Welcome.' And, as always, 'White Power.'"

Thanks to EdwardR.


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Comments

1 I AM AWESOME!!!!

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 12, 2009 01:22 PM (ngD76)

2 I still wish the conservative guys had yelled back "Feminism!!"

Posted by: todler at May 12, 2009 01:24 PM (fPOY0)

3 That is one demented, dumb bitch.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 12, 2009 01:25 PM (1Jaio)

4 I remember back when I was stupid enough to read Sullivan, he was going on about how brilliant Obama was and how we were going to have this wonderful conversation about race and all that shite. Problem is, there is a VERY good reason people don't talk about race. It is a very good way to get yourself in trouble. I told him in e-mail that I was certain that Obama would actually set race relations back a long way. I am still pretty sure I am right.
If I haven't said anythen about Garanimal, it's because I prefer not to think about her long enough to form an opinion....

Posted by: doug at May 12, 2009 01:25 PM (dNitG)

5 "If there's any tea-baggers here, let me say 'Welcome.' And, as always, 'White Power.'"
Did she fist pump when saying it?Because is doesn't mean much without the fist pump.

Posted by: Rudy Ray Moore at May 12, 2009 01:26 PM (o5vMm)

6

She is a high class intellectual, straight up.

Isn't "straight up" sort of black slang?

She's RACIST.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E. Buzz Biden-Miller, M.D., D.O at May 12, 2009 01:29 PM (FPYe+)

7 This interviewer did not do a good job. He let her get away with the BS accusationthat the signs were racist. (admittedly I didn’t watch all of this but he failed to question that comment right after it was made).

This idiot is the typical lying leftist and like always, their lies go unchallenged.

Posted by: Vic at May 12, 2009 01:29 PM (f6os6)

8 Kick her ass, Chloe!

Posted by: logprof at May 12, 2009 01:29 PM (tjUml)

9 @5: Fist Bumps are racist, remember the New Yorker cover?
http://afp.google.com/article/ALeqM5gVwEDDjom_4jut79Rwt0BGaKv92w

Posted by: Dkshideler at May 12, 2009 01:31 PM (XDlmC)

10 She is both angry and stupid. What a combo.

Posted by: Dr. Manhattan at May 12, 2009 01:31 PM (OkrJ4)

11 Did she welcome carpet-munchers, too?
"Whatchoo talkin' bout, Willis?" is a black kid questioning a white guy, isn't it? So the "racists" are putting themselves in the place of a black kid and putting Obama in the place of a white guy, and that's how it's racist?
Kind of a stretch. Almost as if she really wants it to be racist and is working backward from that conclusion.

Posted by: Original Roy at May 12, 2009 01:32 PM (jV0wG)

12 Gerbarfolo is a closet racist.
I guarantee that bitch has used the n word on more than one occasion.

Posted by: Boeing at May 12, 2009 01:35 PM (YaBmG)

13 I know she's smart, she's got glasses and everything. Now we just have to cross our fingers and hope that someday, someone at a left-wing protest is seen carrying a sign with something overtly communistic or anti-American. It's a long shot, but if it ever happens, then we'll be able to pull this same thing on them, pretend that what's written on just maybe about half of their signs somehow represents their whole movement, it'll be sweet.

Posted by: Dave M at May 12, 2009 01:35 PM (sBxQE)

14 She's not relevant, although she is trying her level best to become relevant. Keep running clips of her nonsense and she'll wind up hosting her own show on MSNBC.

Posted by: booter at May 12, 2009 01:36 PM (eimUK)

15 My limbic brain must be defective, for though I'm told she's a brilliant incisive intelligent witty deep-thinker, Janeane sounds like a fucking airhead to me.

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 12, 2009 01:36 PM (ctwjM)

16 She must be smart. Look how ugly she is.

Posted by: nickless at May 12, 2009 01:38 PM (MMC8r)

17 Original Roy

"Kind of a stretch. Almost as if she really wants it to be racist and is working backward from that conclusion."

DING DING DING. We have a winner.


Posted by: Dr. Manhattan at May 12, 2009 01:39 PM (OkrJ4)

18 Maybe it's all the lead in those godawful homemade tats that's causing her alleged mind to shut down.

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 12, 2009 01:39 PM (ctwjM)

19 Why does anyone give a flying fu-k what this cow thinks? (1)

She's an ACTRESS. A profesional liar. And not a very good one either.

What the f-ck does she know about anything other than acting (and I wouldn't give her much credit in that).

just turn to her and say "Mooo!".

-- Greg

(1) and that is not a slam about her gender - but more about her intelligence. I do, however, apologize profusely to any cows who may be offended.

Posted by: Greg at May 12, 2009 01:39 PM (eAkkL)

20 Is this one of those ultra smart people RJ is hoping to attract with proper spelling?
Let me know how that works out.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 12, 2009 01:40 PM (VW9/y)

21 I've seen a picture of that wench without sleeves.
She's got more tattoos than a nazi skinhead.
There is probably a swastika somewhere on that cesspool of a body of hers.

Posted by: Boeing at May 12, 2009 01:40 PM (YaBmG)

22 But Roy. Roy Roy Roy. Your mistake there is employing logic, which is clearly a patriarchal construct. For tonight's homework, repeat your thought process again until you agree with Jeanine, because she is a left wing womyn, and therefore she is wise in all things.

Posted by: Dr. Manhattan at May 12, 2009 01:41 PM (OkrJ4)

23 Sounds like she doesn't have allher medications dialed in quite rightyet.
And yeah, I'm willing to bet she takes a lot of them. What else explains her cutting chunks of her offhair before the show?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 12, 2009 01:41 PM (ZGhSv)

24 There is probably a swastika somewhere on that cesspool of a body of hers.
Pass the brain-soap, please.

Posted by: nickless at May 12, 2009 01:41 PM (MMC8r)

25 My Hispanic husband and 4...uh...beanerschnitzel kiddos barely escaped the bands of racist lynchers trolling for darkies at the tea parties. Whew.

Posted by: keira at May 12, 2009 01:42 PM (88Kh3)

26 If you are related to Obama on his mother's side, are you not more than a little pissed off there is no mention of the fact he is bi racial? How is that no racist?

Posted by: AndrewsDad at May 12, 2009 01:43 PM (4cofd)

27 I caught most of the impromptu interview with Garofalo and argument was basically that if one person carried a sign at a tea party that could possibly be construed as racist, then that made the entire movement racist. Her other argument was that because tea partes hadn't protested deficits under Bush, it could only be because they were racists.
Oh and she stuck her face into the camera showing us that her complexion was a mess.

Sigh. Ten years ago I thought she was a cute, funny and smart chick. Now she's just an aging tatted-up kook.

Posted by: Mætenloch at May 12, 2009 01:43 PM (uigys)

28 So has Garofalo put out a contract on the Wayans brothers yet for crimes against the black race? And maybe we can get an interview with a drunken Christopher Hitchens about Jeneane Garofalo. That would be worth a listen, I'm sure.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 12, 2009 01:44 PM (MB+jN)

29 Just like to point out that their guy is President.
And these are his policies.
So why the thin (of various hues and sexual orientations) skin?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 12, 2009 01:45 PM (B+qrE)

30 The worst thing about Garofalo is that she just isn't funny. She is, as a more rude gentleman might put it, a seriously unfunny bitch.

Posted by: madne0 at May 12, 2009 01:46 PM (A67Mh)

31 For the record, conservatives DID protest Bush's deficits. They did so by voting for the GOP in fewer and fewer numbers. That's why she and her ilk are in power now.

Posted by: nickless at May 12, 2009 01:47 PM (MMC8r)

32 <i> "Where's the beef?"</i>

In between Wendy's buns?

Posted by: mojo at May 12, 2009 01:47 PM (g1cNf)

33 I don't care what you dummies say. I still think, like, Janeane brings hte funny.

Posted by: Margaret Cho at May 12, 2009 01:48 PM (swuwV)

34 I know she's smart because she always wears those art-house glasses and has a pretentious smirk on her face.

Posted by: yinzer at May 12, 2009 01:48 PM (/Mla1)

35 Gary Coleman.....RACIST!

Posted by: nickless at May 12, 2009 01:49 PM (MMC8r)

36 ...beanerschnitzel...
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Keira, I think I love you.

Posted by: XBradTC at May 12, 2009 01:49 PM (NJYp3)

37 I remember watching a interview with her and Ben Stiller. They were on promoting some book they wrote together. Garoflow admitted that she and Stiller were once an item. You could tell Stiller wanted to crawl under the table at that point.
Garofolo went on to express in the interview how much she disliked sex , sad chick that one.

Posted by: Rudy Ray Moore at May 12, 2009 01:49 PM (o5vMm)

38 We knew this was coming. Disagree with Obama = RACIST!

I've been called it to my face several times.

Get used to it guys.

Posted by: Hotspur at May 12, 2009 01:51 PM (c158/)

39 SKANK POWER! FIGHT THE PATRIARCHY, SISTER!

Posted by: Brittney 'Queen of the Trailer Park' Spears at May 12, 2009 01:51 PM (ERJIu)

40 Garofolo went on to express in the interview how much she disliked sex, excepting donkey sex, sad chick that one.

Posted by: Fish at May 12, 2009 01:53 PM (zaeV0)

41 Apparently she haa not been getting along with her brain.

Posted by: YIKES! at May 12, 2009 01:54 PM (Lw2cI)

42 Informal poll: Jeneane Garofalo or Shirley Jones?

Posted by: Matt at May 12, 2009 01:55 PM (ecpMe)

43 I guess the anti-war protesters were all anti-semitic because of the anti-Israel signs?

Posted by: nickless at May 12, 2009 01:56 PM (MMC8r)

44 Wow, all the people that went to tea parties were racist?

I was at a tea party, better tell my Black wife (I'm a pasty Scots Irish lout) about this. The wife's going to be awfully angry, but it's a good thing janine the awful ho set us straight while wearing the artsy craftsy glasses of truth.


Posted by: buster mcDissenter at May 12, 2009 01:56 PM (6aPb6)

45 Garoflow admitted that she and Stiller were once an item. You could tell Stiller wanted to crawl under the table at that point.

Well if it was back in the 90's, I'll cut him some slack. Otherwise I guess even celebrities have needs.

Posted by: Mætenloch at May 12, 2009 01:57 PM (uigys)

46 It is not racist to disagree with a President's policies and to criticize him for them and it is un-American to suggest it is. This is the United States, we have a Constitution and centuries of civic traditions which trump the demented ramblings of a washed up Gen-X celebrity. <--- keep repeating as an answer to Garofalo.

Posted by: JB at May 12, 2009 01:58 PM (AAeEm)

47 42 Informal poll: Jeneane Garofalo or Shirley Jones?
Posted by: Matt at May 12, 2009 01:55 PM (ecpMe)

Feel free to shoot me. In fact, I'll buy you the gun. I now need to drink my ration of valu-rite for th eweek to get that out of my head.

Bastard.

Posted by: todler at May 12, 2009 02:02 PM (fPOY0)

48 It's not calledcalled the Democrap Democrat Party for nothing...
10 She is both angry and stupid. What a combo.

Posted by: red raging skye at May 12, 2009 02:02 PM (oYCaX)

49 Sex involves allowing yourself to feel pleasure, and in fact, lose yourself in it.
Jeneane has somehow permanently severed the nervebundles responsible for allowing oneself to enjoy anything in life. Maybe it was some sort of childhood accident. Maybe it was a tragic mishap during a body-piercing. Who knows.
It does not surprise me that she dislikes sex, because it is hard to be such a crusty, jaded, and permanently-superior individual, yetallow yourself to enjoy somethingas simple and powerful as sex. And that isn't even touching on the notion that certain aspects involve surrendering to the fact that someone else can do something for you in a way that you cannot do better yourself.
I can guarantee, though...no matter how much she dislikes sex, it surely pales in comparison to how little the other party is enjoying themselves.

Posted by: reason at May 12, 2009 02:09 PM (V40IZ)

50 Sad thing is I can't not watch anything she does....a..um...an less than I already...don't?

Posted by: Paladin at May 12, 2009 02:11 PM (a+kMW)

51 C'mon guys. Seriously, drop it. I was only trying to get a bit-part in the last season of West Wing as one of Donna Moss's various dates. Jeneane was the means, but Janel Moloney was the goal... Man, those legs just go on forever.

Posted by: Ben Stiller at May 12, 2009 02:13 PM (V40IZ)

52 Garofalo reminds me mightily of a person I knew in high school -- a thin, nervous, chain-smoking girl who became a lesbian more out of an activist impulse than any honest attraction towards other females. (And her girlfriend beat up on her, once bad enough to put her in the emergency room with a broken jaw.) She always smelled of cigarette smoke and some heavy fragrance -- the smell of feminist rage, I always thought.

I've never much liked Garofalo anyway. Her comedy is too angry to be funny, her serious stuff is too shrill, and I just dislike her personality too much to buy her as a love-interest in a romantic comedy. As she's gotten older, her desperation is showing more and more: the tats, the bleached hair, the hipster glasses, the strenuous attempts to stay relevant with the youth audience. She and Madonna have a lot in common (including a generalzed lack of talent that for some reason didn't preclude success in the entertainment biz).

Posted by: Monty at May 12, 2009 02:14 PM (/0a60)

53 my mom used to wear the same kind of glasses when i was a kid in the sixties. they were dorky then and still dorky now . why do people who are into retro crap bring back items that were never cool in the first place ?

Posted by: joan at May 12, 2009 02:22 PM (xdoSQ)

54 No comment - my parents taught me that it isn’t polite to make fun of handicapped people.

Posted by: Perez Hilton at May 12, 2009 02:24 PM (m7FCp)

55 Her presence in 24 has totally ruined the show.

Posted by: muffy at May 12, 2009 02:26 PM (zplc6)

56 She used to have a bit in her act about turning 25. How things that are cool suddenly are pathetic when you turn 25. It was funny and true, wish she took some of her own advice and grow up.

Posted by: Rudy Ray Moore at May 12, 2009 02:26 PM (o5vMm)

57 Poor Jeneane. I feel sorry for her. She hates everything in life, and probably herself. She is pathetic.

Posted by: chris at May 12, 2009 02:27 PM (nYumm)

58 She reminds me of a line cook that once worked for me - full sleeve tats, hair dyed to a hue of black occurring in nature, haughty air of superiority - and then every once in a while, she'd let something slip that gave you a peek at the INNER fucked-up looking piece of carny shit.

My favorite, when a certain Fergie song came on the radio - "I used to cut myself to this song."

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 12, 2009 02:28 PM (xGIqT)

59 "I've been reading the newspaper a lot since I stopped drinking." -Jeneane Garolfalo

There's your mighty philosopher, liberals. Enjoy.

Posted by: Crusty at May 12, 2009 02:29 PM (GvSpB)

60
You wingnuts are crazy.

Garofalo is Hawt!!!!!

Posted by: Wanda Sykes at May 12, 2009 02:32 PM (ao5cQ)

61 to be fair i thought she was funny in the movie the cable guy.

Posted by: joan at May 12, 2009 02:34 PM (xdoSQ)

62 It is not racist to disagree with a President's policies and to criticize him for them and it is un-American to suggest it is.

How about this: if it's racist to criticize the president, then it's automatically anti-semitic to criticize Israel.

Posted by: Farmer_Joe at May 12, 2009 02:39 PM (z4es9)

63 ""I used to cut myself to this song.""
FERGIE? Seriously? Man, she was whack.
Back in my day, if youweren't cutting yourself to Type O Negative, you weren't doing it right...

Posted by: reason at May 12, 2009 02:48 PM (F26eZ)

64 Matt: Informal poll: Jeneane Garofalo or Shirley Jones?

Shirley Jones in the Pooper for $100, Alex, but I'd clean my piece on Garafolo's ink when I was done.

Posted by: Rubin Kincaid at May 12, 2009 02:48 PM (hnq5i)

65 Seems I'm laid up with another bout of ISD (Inappropriate Sockpuppet Disorder).

Posted by: Jazz at May 12, 2009 02:51 PM (hnq5i)

66 I stopped watching 24 mainly because of Gawd-awful-ho.
Also, the story line seemed as if it were written by a 12 year old.

24, the last conservative tv show, devolves and goes down the toilet as just another liberal diatribe against conservatives.

Less money I spend buying the dvd's.

Posted by: Boeing at May 12, 2009 02:53 PM (YaBmG)

67 As much as I love the first two seasons of NewsRadio, the episode where Garafalo guest stars as Dave's insane Wisconsin girlfriend really creeps me out. She absolutely nails the pathetic/homicidal combination. And since she has no real acting chops, you can draw your own conclusions.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 12, 2009 02:54 PM (oT+Ek)

68 Did you see her on "Two and a half men"? She played a complete pyscho drama queen. Perfect role for her. At the end of the episode they have her committing suicide in the ocean. Why they have Alan go stop her, is beyond me. Would have made the ending a lot more funny.

Posted by: chris at May 12, 2009 03:41 PM (nYumm)

69 A "fucked-up looking piece of carny shit." Please, stop comparing us to that assclown.

Posted by: Carny Shit at May 12, 2009 04:03 PM (5RmAh)

70 Before, dissent is patriotic.
Now, dissent is racist.

Anyone not see this coming?

Posted by: Dobie at May 12, 2009 04:19 PM (Bcpxw)

71 Garofolo went on to express in the interview how much she disliked sex , sad chick that one.

I can understand why she feels this way. Ben pushed her face down on the bed, grabbed her by the hair for grip and rammed it in the stinkhole. Sex sucks when your boyfriend thinks you're a guy

Posted by: kbdabear at May 12, 2009 04:29 PM (93F13)

72 Instapundit once put up two pictures to compare how much she's aged in the last few years. Hate is caustic.

Posted by: Cincinnatus at May 12, 2009 04:32 PM (K5AMb)

73 I think I recall seeing her and those glasses in the movies all right, but in this one she was waiting patiently on her knees to receive multiple facials from a circle of guys.

Maybe a horse or two, as well.

Posted by: TXMarko at May 12, 2009 05:02 PM (JfMWf)

74 Jeneane Garofalo hates sane people.

Posted by: Syd Barretti at May 12, 2009 05:23 PM (RxpgP)

75 And the really funny thing is that that left calls Prejean a 'dumb bitch'.

Posted by: GarandFan at May 12, 2009 05:25 PM (C3okI)

76 Well her original statement was going to be "I'm a lunatic and I can't find my ass with both hands and a roadmap" but her publicist advised this instead.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 12, 2009 05:38 PM (PQY7w)

77 Remeber all the people before the Presidential election that thought an Obama election would create an estoppel barring claims of racism?
Of course I do get her point. If one person carries a sign quoting a popular '80's African American actor's catchphrase used in contra to an African American President's policy prescriptions, why that's clearly and obviously racism. Don't make me steeple my index fingers at you and bring my hands to my face in a classic Hollywood Psychoanalyst pose.
I'll do it!

Posted by: bonhomme at May 12, 2009 05:57 PM (yJtrs)

78 I did not say anything Racist or about Obama in my Tea Party Speech.
http://tinyurl.com/otdprq

http://tinyurl.com/rceyus

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79 Why won't this creature go away? Isn't it about time some young gal from Kansas dropped a house on her?

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80 Janeane. Jane + ane.

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81 The issue is: Why does she have any traction?!! Who in their right mind could buy into her loony blatherings. Don't we have any doctors in the house? Mental illness reigns in certain sectors.

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