1 Cockholsters!

2 Nah, Andrew Sullivan is sidling up to some other Bear and, between poppers, talking of the glory of how Obama is coming to his rescue.

3 I'm a bartender and have been for years, and work with a lot of friends that are black and we mess around all the time calling each other names, Im Spanish so I get the Mexican jokes, and you can call them any name in the book except in any way to infer homosexuality.

Not generalizing just stating my experience. This is 15 years and working with hundreds of people.

4 >>>reports the paper's Sheryl Gay Stolberg

Gee, I wonder which side of the debate she falls on...

5
I wonder how Hussein O. is going to reconcile this with his mullah.  OTOH since he was in the madrasas growing up he probably knows all about gay relationships.

6 You know it's coming.

The Gay Marriage Speech

Coming to you during primetime television, to be followed by the Matthews-Olbermann wedding in the Rose Garden.

7 The Nation of Islam has a rather prominent presence in Barry's part of town. I don't imagine they'll take kindly to gay gentrification on their turf.

I think it's reasonable to assume that there are no google earth searches of black ministers homes by gay activists, just "let's engage them in mutual understanding"

I see Bravo commercials saying "fasion is the new black", referring to gays of course. Many blacks are highly offended by the "gay is the new black" slogans.
 

8 and you can call them any name in the book except in any way to infer homosexuality.


Yeah, that goes for pretty much any ethnicity/nationality with a culture that emphasizes aggressive masculinity.

9 You're all haters. 

10 Coming to you during primetime television, to be followed by the Matthews-Olbermann wedding in the Rose Garden.

That phrase has inspired me to invent Clorox Sunglasses. 2 quart bottles of Clorox strapped together with earpieces, kept by the computer monitor; just take off the caps, put them on, and hope the mental image goes away before your eyesight does.

Thanks, pal!

11 Did John Stewart get lobotomy? He is going off on the car manufacturer deals. Calling them "clusterfarks" and completely calling the bank "stress tests" a joke.

Oh and the audience really didn't like it. Crickets.

12 Coming to you during primetime television, to be followed by the Matthews-Olbermann wedding in the Rose Garden.

First the spiders and now this.  *claws out eyes*

13

Matthews and Olbermann just experiment with each other.  No reason to get tied down yet.

What about "temporary" marriages for the bi-curious?  Easy in (sorry about the visual), easy out.

 

14

Well, there go my chocolate fantasies, Mandingo.

15 O's gonna vote "present" on this one until the day after he leaves office. 

16 Well, we know for a fact that he is a strong supporter of beastiality.

17 Gays in the Military

Gays in the Judiciary

Gays getting married

plus the yearly Rainbow Parades, the 40th anniversary of Stonewall to plan for ...like Prince Humperdink of Florin, they're  swamped.

18

I love it when competing politically correct viewpoints have a head-on collision.

LOVE it.

19 Will the hydrophobic gay radicals push Obastard to come down unequivocally on this? Dear Gaia, let's hope so. The left-on-left, internecine warfare would be a schadenfreude cocktail the size of the Hindenburg. And perhaps the shape of it too.

But Obastard is so cunning and oily, he will find a way to vote "present." Like in #6, like the Jeremiah Wright situation, he'll make The Speech.

For once, I hope the gay marriage hydrophobes won't back down and let the White House off the hook.

20 Though I'd pay good money for a Slushop of Joe Biden dressed as Impressive Clergyman saying

Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam...

-
not _a lot_ of money mind you.  But good money.

21 How do you all know so much about gay culture ? I have to keep going to the urban dictionary to find out what words like bears and poppers mean.

22 What this country needs is "Affirmative Gay Marriage."  How else are we going to rid ourselves of the scourge of discrimination against gays?  Quotas need to be set very discreetly.  While the light worker may not be up to the task, I'm sure he has all kinds of gay/lesbian law grads from Yale that are up to the task of devising the solution.

23 O/T:  this is sort of off topic herer but you guys should look at this video, seriously the comments after the video are amazing and brazen: "Elizabeth Warren: Wake Up, Wall Street, The World Has Changed": http://tinyurl.com/c7yw29

24

OT

Bank bailouts: $45.5 million goes out, $125.5 million comes in this week.

http://tinyurl.com/dkd2wf

No business likes to be controlled by Obama.

25

Dude you're hilarious

26

President Barack "Hope and Change" Obama.

1 out of 2 ain't bad...

27 No doubt Obama will get the Prejean treatment once his views on gay marriage become known to the media. </sarc>

Of course they all understand that he's lying to to the rubes. I'd love to hear Sullivan talk his way out this without admitting BHO is lying.

28 John ryan, you have to go to the dictionary to find out what words of more than one syllable mean- always.

Shut yer hole.

29 Remember, Prop. 8 passed in California because the majority of blacks supported it while the majority of whites did not. This may be the catalyst that will make blacks re-think their allegiance to Democrats and start looking at Republicans in a less hostile light.

30

 I have to keep going to the urban dictionary to find out what words like bears and poppers mean.

 

You are cruel for suggesting that.  I looked up poppers, and I swear I heard all my catholic school nuns yelling/praying at me fromw beyond the Heavens.  Just the sentences people used were enough to make me roll in a ball, cry and suck my thumb. I will never get those visuals out of my head.

31 This may be the catalyst that will make blacks re-think their allegiance to Democrats and start looking at Republicans in a less hostile light.

Chances of this actually happening: approximately 0.0%, sadly. The Democrats might do something really, really stupid, but the Republicans would still be evil.

32 and you can call them any name in the book except in any way to infer homosexuality.


Yeah, that goes for pretty much any ethnicity/nationality with a culture that emphasizes aggressive masculinity.

Posted by: Robert_Paulson at May 06, 2009 07:07 PM (zjgCD)

Isn't it funny that conservatives, which generally means 'normal people", don't really give shit what you do with your genitalia, as long as you don't rub them in my face?  To liberal voters, one way or the other, it's all about your nads or your snatch.  (No offense to our beloved, conservative, resident boxmunchers or cockholsters intended, of course. I love you all dearly.  And I'm watching one of you through your window.) 

But seriously.  My dad was a retired infantry Colonel, and when the Clenis came out with his "Don't ask, Don't tell, Don't suck it in the Mess Hall" policy, the Old Man just looked at me and said "Nobody gives a fuck if you suck cock as long as you can give a good order in battle".  He'd run itno plenty of homos in the Army and as long as they were good officers, nobody except some dickhead with a broomstick up his ass gave a shit.  You know, like it was the real world or something.  Fuck this identity politics shit.  Does anybody care that Ace looks like a hairy gourd?

33 Just the sentences people used were enough to make me roll in a ball, cry and suck my thumb. I will never get those visuals out of my head.

Posted by: momma at May 06, 2009 07:35 PM (penCf)

Me either momma.  That was hot. 

34 Aaron @ 29

Not going to happen.  Much like the feminists who saw what happened to Hillary (and subsequently, Sara Palin) they ain't going anywhere.  They may stay at home next election, especially if Obama's handling of the economy does not improve their lot in life, but I don't think there's going to be any real movement to Republicans. 

35 Perhaps the prez is for this but he feels he can't say it so he is working the phones behind the scenes.   I still do not understand why they just can't leave the word marriage alone and have "unions".    I don't understand the difference and all my gay friends say they don't care one way or the other so I"m wondering why they have to have the word "marriage" and who they are.

36 And I'm watching one of you through your window.

If it's me, did you happen to notice where I left my umbrella?

37 ..."Don't ask, Don't tell, Don't suck it in the Mess Hall" policy.

That I think, is the problem.  Andi wants to be able to suck it in the Mess Hall, and he expects us to applaud him while he does.  And if we don't, he expects the media and any other NGO to persecute us.

Not that Andi wants to join the military.

38 And I'm watching one of you through your window.

If it's me, did you happen to notice where I left my umbrella?

Posted by: alexthechick at May 06, 2009 07:46 PM (ZVsJA)

You left it in the car.  Backseat. 

39 This is the best thing since sliced bread.  Here in California, the overwhelming majority of Blacks and Latinos voted for proposition 8, defining marriage as between a man and a woman.  The Southern California Gays went after the Mormon Church...it was easy, safe and politically correct (mostly white people).  The shit is about to hit the fucking fan on this one.  Blacks and Latinos may have to take a stand against this issue with the Gays.  Jumpin Jesus this could turn into a "pass the popcorn" moment. 

40

I don't know if it will be any good or not, but PBS is airing tonight "WWII Behind Closed Doors" which explores the relationship between Roosevelt, Churchill, and Stalin. Tonight, years 1939-1941.

It might be good or, you know, Roosevelt may turn out to be worse thatn Stalin.

It's PBS...we take our chances.

41 Maine's governor signed their gay marriage bill into law today.  When pressed by Jake Tapper if Barry had a reaction, Dough Boy Gibbs restated the dirty little secret that liberals love to forget.

“No, I think the president’s position on same-sex marriage is — has been talked about and discussed,” Gibbs curtly replied.

“He opposes same-sex marriage?” Tapper asked.

“He supports civil unions,” Gibbs said, not really answering the question.

Follow up

“Does that mean that he’s going to say or do anything against what the citizens of Maine did — did today?” Tapper followed.

“Not that I’m aware of,” Gibbs said. “I think the president believes this is an issue that’s best addressed by the states.”

42 Your glee in posting this will be short-lived. All any liberal has to do is say to the press, "Rush Limbaugh!" and everything will be as it was. He will never have to even face the question.

43

Marion Barry, by the way, says there could be a "civil war" over gay marriage, in the black community, because it's so unpopular there.

 

Doesn't matter...! Lord The One His Most High Teleprompter knows what's best for us.

Eat your bread and work the plow, peons.

44 You left it in the car.  Backseat.

Thanks!

Oh Jake Tapper, how you make my black little heart pitter patter. 

45 I'm going to wait right here for Sullivan to viciously turn on Obama just like he did when George Bush half-heartedly flirted with the Federal Marriage Amendment. Wait, what year is it now?

46

I don't know if it will be any good or not, but PBS is airing tonight "WWII Behind Closed Doors" which explores the relationship between Roosevelt, Churchill, and Stalin. Tonight, years 1939-1941.

It might be good or, you know, Roosevelt may turn out to be worse thatn Stalin.

It's PBS...we take our chances.

Posted by: jmflynny at May 06, 2009 07:50 PM (YUdJT)

If you ever get a chance, like a long period of unemployment, read Churchill's 6 Volume "World War II".  It is, essentially, a collection of his letters and memos from the 30's up til the end, with long, explanatory text intertwined.  Biased to his point of view, of course, but a hell of a piece of history.  Damn that fat little fuck could write. 

47 "I"m wondering why they have to have the word "marriage" and who they are."

They want their lifestyle not just tolerated but socially normalized, as in "equal in every way to hetero, socially, legally, morally."

48 Didn't Andy Sullivan double for Glenn Close in that scene?

49 If you ever get a chance, like a long period of unemployment, read Churchill's 6 Volume "World War II".

No, thanks.

50 ...unless the gays claim "Barack Obama is one of us!" That might set off some fun fireworks.

51 JB

Yes.

It's why they start the indoctrination in grade school by reading books like Karen Has Two Mommies to six year-olds. 

52 I still think Michelle does Obumble with a strap-on from time to time.

53

#49...

I'm praying that sometime, in the not too distant future, BHO will find himself in the unemployment line.

54 You left it in the car.  Backseat.

Thanks!

My pleasure.  Can we talk about that little Restraining Order thingy now?  From 500 yards apart, of course.

55

The bills are coming home now.

The problem of building a coalition out of grievance groups is trying to reconcile the grievances once you have power.

56 My pleasure.  Can we talk about that little Restraining Order thingy now?  From 500 yards apart, of course.

*taps chin*  well you have been relatively good, I'll see about lowering it to 250.

57 “I think the president believes this is an issue that’s best addressed by the states.”

Paging Janet Napolitano...right-wing extremist alert.

58

Gee, with all this attention on this issue happening all at once, you would think that this was coordinated by Jeff Zucker and the rest of the fat slugs who run network news, the magazines in the checkout lane, all the newpapers in the US, Larry King, CNN, hundreds of nutbag liberal toad blogs...

But that wouldn't happen, not in America! So we are not allowed to have that thought.

I will go back to my Ludovico Treatment session...thank you.

59

57 “I think the president believes this is an issue that’s best addressed by the states.”

Paging Janet Napolitano...right-wing extremist alert.

Already on it.

60 #24 momma, thanks for that link. I've been looking for details like that but my google-fu isn't as good as yours.

61 Obumbles only hangs out with manly men like Rahm!

62 *taps chin*  well you have been relatively good, I'll see about lowering it to 250.

Posted by: alexthechick at May 06, 2009 08:07 PM (ZVsJA)

Sweet.  Can you lower the blinds in the living room a little while your at it?  I'm getting tired craning my neck while standing on this hobo.  Thanks, sweetie! 

63

It's why they start the indoctrination in grade school by reading books like Karen Has Two Mommies to six year-olds. 

Over on another board, someone mentioned that he took his daughter to a friend's birthday party last weekend.  Said friend had two mommies.  What really bugged him, though, was that the two mommies had McCain/Palin stickers on their cars.

Let's review:  A young girl with two mommies?  No big deal.  But he's troubled by Republicans.

I can't even get my mind around that.

64 Can you lower the blinds in the living room a little while your at it?  I'm getting tired craning my neck while standing on this hobo.  Thanks, sweetie!

Fine. Fine. Fine. *lowers*

Wait.  That better not have been the hobo I was saving to Most Dangerous Game later.

65

I know I'm totally off topic.

(I care.)

But recent talk of the torture has made me somehow less sympathetic to the woman they were interviewing who was arrested during the occupation of Poland.

All they did to her was rip all of the hair out of her head. After beating her head and neck with a rubber baton.

Geez.

It's not like she was waterboarded!

66 That better not have been the hobo I was saving to Most Dangerous Game later.

Posted by: alexthechick at May 06, 2009 08:19 PM (ZVsJA)

Oh crap.  I've angered the Mistress.  *scurries*

67 I think Michelle is a tranny, so she no doubt browns the O Man with the strap-on.

68

Your thought was exactly the same as mine.  Obambi is in deep doodoo if he 'approves' of gay "marriage," and will be assaulted with unending harpy-like screeching if he does not.

 

Hell, this will be fun!

69

Oh and the audience really didn't like it. Crickets.

Oooooo, our media herows are sooow bwave!

70

So, having grown a bit bored with nethack after ascending my male-human-neutral Tourist, and not wanting to slog and grind through the early levels of zAngband, I gave a couple other rougelikes a shot. ADOM, which seems fun enough..

And Dwarven Fortress. Not really a roguelike... like an ASCII sim city or something but with dwarves. Damn this game is as addictive as any of the others.

It's utterly complex and kind of incoherantly inaccessible at first but once you start get use to it it's like crack.

My miner took care of those thieving Rhesus Macaques in short order when I set him to hunt but the presence of a Kobold thief at my gates (well, the gaps where I plan on installing doors to become gates) has persuaded me it's time to get a bit more serious about defense. I drafted my first crossbowdwarf and have her stationed at the gate until my carpenter finishes training my first wardogs and my craftsdwarf makes some wood bolts.

Then I'll chain a dog or two to the gate, make the rest of the wardogs available for adoption as pets and let my recruit practice in the barracks. Shit, I need to build an archery target..

71 I still don't understand why the gay community is so aggressively inviting the Government into their lives.

What is the compelling government interest in gay "marriage"? 

The compelling government interests for straight marriage are maintaining a reasonable replacement ratio of future spear carriers and taxpayers, the establishment of a civic society through the nuclear family, and improving the public health through the management of genetic diversity and age requirements.  None of these apply to homosexual relationships. 

For example, do the regulations on marriages between kin apply if two female first cousins want to marry?  If so, why?  Are there other public health concerns the government should be considering? Does the gay community even want to go there?  What if Georgia approves gay marriage with a blood test for STDs?

Another example, is age restrictions on marriage and their relationship to what society views as an acceptable relationship.  Will the nation be comfortable when a liberal judge approves a marriage license for a 15 year old boy to "marry" a 19 year old man, what about a 45 year old man? 

Be careful with what you wish for, the government can be a very fickle bedfellow.

72

Damn that fat little fuck could write.

Damn that fat little fuck half-American limey sonofabitch what cold-cocked Hitler could write.

FIFY.  Word.

73 Be careful with what you wish for, the government can be a very fickle bedfellow.

Posted by: Jean at May 06, 2009 08:35 PM (xCBQ4) 

And a watchful one.

74 ABC News has been push-polling "now for the first time, a majority of Americans support gay marriage". Yet a few days ago CNN showed no movement on it, a majority are still opposed.

What will Teleprompter do?

He knows that the gays won't oppose him directly, they still find him oh so dreamy and that won't change as long as the DemSM worships him.

He knows the blacks will stay with him unless he suddenly turns into Larry Elder.

He needs the Muslim support though for backup when he steps it up in Afghanistan and Pock-ee-ston

Answer - "Present"

75 Damn that fat little fuck could write.

My father got pissed at the useless middle school history textbooks and had me read the History of the English Speaking Peoples, it has made all of the difference.

76 Maria Conchita Alonzo (think Predator 2 cop chick) just dominated Hannity

shes venezuelan and she let obama have it on that (she said obama is dangerous trickster like hugo and fidel) and many other subjects.

77 What's going to be interesting is what happens when Muslims feel that Teleprompter has their back and they start outwardly harrassing gays.

A good preview would be Amsterdam. Gays are being beat up in broad daylight on busy streets by muslim "youths". Law enforcement and politicians answer their pleas for protection with precautions to watch their behavior and take care not to act in a "provacative" way when muslims are in the area.

78 there's no gay people in Iran.

79 President Dreamboat will stand by me, I just know he will. He doesn't love them, he loves us.

80 74 ABC News has been push-polling "now for the first time, a majority of Americans support gay marriage". Yet a few days ago CNN showed no movement on it, a majority are still opposed.

B.S. 

Every single referendum against it has passed.  Hell, it would have passed here in MA if the legislature hadn't used a procedural flim-flam which ended their session without voting on whether to add it to the '08 ballot.

81 Like Ace Ventura when he found out Einhorn was a man

82

I tried to make a comment but everything I typed just came out like some cranky undersexed old lady, and I ain't old yet, cranky and undersexed maybe, but not old.

Look, sniff poppers, stick things in your orifices that were never intended to go there, chain yourself up and bark like a dog, I don't freakin' care. Just keep it out of my face and don't expect me to nod and go "uh huh, that's perfectly normal. Because you know what, if it was perfectly normal you probably wouldn't be doing it, you are turned on by the shock value of what you are doing. And, I'm sorry but nothing you can say can make me think it is perfectly normal for a middle aged man to wear a diaper and a onesie and sit in a playpen sucking his thumb."

83 The gays are going to get exactly this much out of Obama:  ---><---

They were used and tossed like a tissue on the floor in a porn theater.  With a bunch of outraged blacks, he gets no second term.  With a bunch of outraged gays, he gets has a good shot at a second term.

84 78 there's no gay people in Iran.

There weren't a lot left over in Nazi Germany either, even though Hitler himself may have been a closet homosexual. Among the first to get killed when he took over were his former nazi comrades in the SA, aka the Brownshirts. The Brownshirt Nazis of Ernst Roehm (an openly gay man) had a large percentage of gays in their membership.

85  And, I'm sorry but nothing you can say can make me think it is perfectly normal for a middle aged man to wear a diaper and a onesie and sit in a playpen sucking his thumb."

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 06, 2009 08:57 PM (AJ4xq)

I did that down at Katey's once.

86
They were used and tossed like a tissue on the floor in a porn theater.

I wish you assholes used tissue.

87 I really don't care what gays do in their bedrooms, I don't think the republic will fall if we have gay marriage, and I've heard all the long winded arguments

I voted for Prop 8 for one simple reason. I can't stand their goon tactics, their constant narcissistic "you must love us" attitude, and their fucking us over on other issues because we wouldn't cheer their parades.

Gavin Newsome turned me against Prop 8, and Perez Hilton and his like insure that I'll vote against every other gay issue no matter how much propaganda the DemSM and Hollywood pump up my ass.

88

p.s. Just to be clear, I'm not anti-gay, that's not what my diatribe was about. I fully support gays, I support their having civil unions because I think their love is just as valid as anyone's.

I don't support this no holds barred anything goes YouTube what's the most shocking sexual thing you can do atmosphere. Look, I can't go up to a guy on a city street, unzip his pants and begin blowing him. So, why is it OK for things like the Folsom Street Fair to take place? And why do I have to approve of it, why is my approval needed? I don't get it.

89 I'll vote against every other gay issue no matter how much propaganda the DemSM and Hollywood pump up my ass.

Posted by: kbdabear at May 06, 2009 09:04 PM (93F13)

That there is some crazy good metaphor mixin'

90 kbdabear At least you got to vote on it. My gripe is the way some states attempt to circumvent the legislative process.

91 Look, I can't go up to a guy on a city street, unzip his pants and begin blowing him.

You really should get active, defend your civil rights....

92 Look, I can't go up to a guy on a city street, unzip his pants and begin blowing him. 

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 06, 2009 09:04 PM (AJ4xq)

Usted pueda si!!

93

Like the t-shirt says:

Hey Dems! Keep your hands off my Bible, my guns, and my ass!

94 Sorry. I know that you were being serious, but I couldn't resist.

95 The isolation and destruction of Carrie Prejean makes me proud.

Oh, btw Mr Lauer, great job of Truth to Power hammering an 18 year old single mother on abstinence.

To my beloved followers, this black opposition to gay marriage could be troubling to the cause. Find a black minister, freeze him, personalize him, polarize him.

96 even though Hitler himself may have been a closet homosexual.

Bi, maybe.  He was having it on with his niece at the time of her "suicide"...

97 I always thought Obama's anti-gay marriage stance was driven by 1) African American community's resistance to gay marriage, 2) the unpopularity of it in polling and the fact that 3) there have been mighty persistent rumors about his own sexuality and reasons (wh/ are all political) for marrying Whorf.

Oh, and thanks for the visual of Andy gripping his knees and crying.   Like a good horror movie.

98 Look, I can't go up to a guy on a city street, unzip his pants and begin blowing him.  Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 06, 2009 09:04 PM

Damn, I was going to visit Seattle just for that

99 I don't want to get into a whole "I have many black friends" argument but I have known quite a few through working with American blacks and I'm being baldly honest that they don't like having the Civil Rights movement equated with gay rights.

I have had several co-workers say that it is not liked at all. 

100 96

Is that true?   How do you know that?    Wow, the things you learn online.

101 And why do I have to approve of it, why is my approval needed?

The louder the activist, the bigger the unresolved issue(s) with Dad and/or Mom. 

102 And IIRC, during his political rise, he was known to date some stunners before Eva. Beards perhaps, but I'm not willing to delve into that cocksucker's twisted psyche to find out.

103 90 kbdabear At least you got to vote on it. My gripe is the way some states attempt to circumvent the legislative process. Posted by: Scout Finch at May 06, 2009 09:09 PM

Not that a vote is really going to matter in the long run. I still think in the end some court is going to overturn the vote based on something they discover that the "living breathing document" coughed up.

104 100 sis--yup.  Although I actually read it in a book first.

105 104   Just curious.   Do you remember which book?   B/c that's shocking.

106

now for the first time, a majority of Americans support gay marriage

Bullshit. Bullfuckingshit.

107

They were used and tossed like a tissue on the floor in a porn theater

Tissue?

108 105 - Rise and Fall of the Third Reich.

I'm up to the Anschluss.  A lot of it seems really familiar.

109 ok... I don't wanna know who was peeking at Andrew in his shower....

110 102 And IIRC, during his political rise, he was known to date some stunners before Eva. Beards perhaps, but I'm not willing to delve into that cocksucker's twisted psyche to find out.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 06, 2009 09:15 PM

Every first person account of meetings with Hitler described him as being very uncomfortable around women. Some have described him as "asexual", not really interested in sex during his years in charge of the Reich. Supposedly his relationship with Eva Braun was never consummated. 

111

 kbdabear - Not that a vote is really going to matter in the long run. I still think in the end some court is going to overturn the vote based on something they discover that the "living breathing document" coughed up.

The Massachusetts Supreme Judicial Court called marriage "an evolving paradigm" in their decision.

No doubt the gay lobby would file suit to get it back in front of the SJC should we ever have a chance to vote it down on a ballot question.

112

You really should get active, defend your civil rights....

I know, I'm totally being oppressed. Those bastards came and shut down my "blow jobs" stand. It was in a great location too, right at the base of the Space Needle. Public indecency my ass.

113 22

LOL   It'll help the wedding industry as well, don't forget it's not just right it's also pro-bizness.  Bi-partisanship.

114 They were used and tossed like a tissue on the floor in a porn theater.

I wish you assholes used tissue.
Posted by: Porn Theater Floor Tile at May 06, 2009 09:02 PM

You should be in MY spot, stop your bitching

115 Hahahaha. Yeah. Time to leverage some gay-hate. Back to the promised land.

You taking notes, gabe?

116

I know, I'm totally being oppressed. Those bastards came and shut down my "blow jobs" stand. It was in a great location too, right at the base of the Space Needle. Public indecency my ass.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 06, 2009 09:23 PM

Reopen a stand with the sign "Pearl Necklaces - $200"

117 Have I mentioned that I have the hots for Jake Tapper. God, he could tap my ass all day long.

118 The Boston Globe changed the name of the "Weddings" section to "Celebrations" after gay marriage became legal.  My mother - the Democrat who really is a Republican, but won't admit it - goes nuts when she sees the same sex marriages.
She would vote against gay marriage given the opportunity.

119 "nothing you can say can make me think it is perfectly normal for a middle aged man to wear a diaper and a onesie and sit in a playpen sucking his thumb."

(Quickly closing curtains) You can say that again, Sister!

120 Ginger

I have a serious crush on him, too.

The hotness factor increased with each grilling of Dough Boy Gibbs.

121 Rachel Maddow will talk about it, Olbermann and Matthews will ignore it, and they'll all go to Elaine's.

122 Jake Tapper is a liberal who went out on a date with Monica Lewinsky and wrote about it.

He looks tough (and is, he's awesome and old school) next to ultra-libs and fawning press corps giving it up for free to their guy, but you're going to be in for a lot of big surprises if you ever drill down on Tapper, speaking figuratively of course

123 122 Jake Tapper is a liberal who went out on a date with Monica Lewinsky and wrote about it.

Pre or post cigar?

124 117 Have I mentioned that I have the hots for Jake Tapper. God, he could tap my ass all day long.
Posted by: Ginger at May 06, 2009 09:28 PM

Now you understand why us guys have so many naughty sexual fantasies about Megyn Kelly. Probably more than a few Republican lesbians do too

125 Frankly, totally ON-topic, I'm sure we've all watched American Idol and are excited and all atwitter to discuss the final three.   

Bueller? 

126 Look, I can't go up to a guy on a city street, unzip his pants and begin blowing him.

Unless there's a gay pride parade, then that's pretty much expected.  Be careful where you stand.

127 Scout Finch

Good question, he wrote about it post-cigar, and I have no idea when the date took place.

It was a harmless date by the way (yeah, I read the whole story   ), it just shows you the circles he was running in.

Why'd I read it, I think he's pretty hot too   ... just saying one would be in for lots of lib surprises.

128 123 122 Jake Tapper is a liberal who went out on a date with Monica Lewinsky and wrote about it.

Better a liberal who challenges Dems like Tapper than a "conservative" who's just happy to be allowed sloppy seconds like Parker or Brooks

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Better a liberal who challenges Dems like Tapper than a "conservative" who's just happy to be allowed sloppy seconds like Parker or Brooks.

Amen.   See my notes.   I have the hots for him too, just no illusions that he's the full deal, real man (the way I grade).

130 Sis,

Hmm.  I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt and go with pre cigar.

I would help him to see the light.  I can be very persuasive. 

He has quite a following with conservative women.  I wonder if he knows this....

131 Dem or not. I would still unzip his pants and have my way with him. Hell, he has more balls than a lot of GOPers.

132 kbdabear

Better a liberal who challenges Dems like Tapper than a "conservative" who's just happy to be allowed sloppy seconds like Parker or Brooks

Exactly.

They both need a good dose of STFU drops.

133 130

Scout ... you should tell him.   I've emailed him and so have some people I know, he actually even answers emails sometimes

You can look up his addy easily.  But seriously, he seems to love female attention and it might keep him asking the tough questions.   He's the only one who's asking them, and positive reinforcement has been earned in his (hot) case.

134 Scout

I think it must have been pre-cigar.  I'm almost sure of it, so that should help keep love alive.

Go Tapper.

135

Obama's coalition includes all manner of freaks, and they are all going to want their pet issues addressed. Fudgepackers, trannys, goat-fuckers, etc,. paid the freight for Obama's rise- now it's time to cash in.

Gird yer loins for Freakshow USA. Brought to you by...

The Supreme Court of the United States.

I'm glad that, as an older guy, I got to grow up in a free and decent America. You younger morons are so screwed...

Other than commenting here, I don't give a fuck anymore. It's too late- life is short, and I'm just working on my bucket list now.

136 Gay marriage is for fags.

137 133 sis

I will do that!

Putting on list of things to do at work tomorrow.

138 131

   LOL

139 OT

Did y'all see where Glenn Beck threw the acorn spokesdouche out of the studio because spokesdouche said that Glenn Beck was afraid of black people? Also, apparently spokesdouche asked out some chick in the control room before he left. What a sleazeball.

140

and positive reinforcement has been earned in his (hot) case

Negative reinforcement can work too. Slaves.

141 135

hang in there jonesy -- as a younger moron all i can say is ya gotta hope...for some change...

142 Who unchained the trolls?

143

I'm with Ginger, I have the hots for Jake Tapper too. And I wouldn't be sitting around talking politics with him, our mouths would be busy doing other things.

 

 

144 Dear Ace,

I think you are enjoying this just a bit too much. Please stop. Thank you.

145 Thank God my father didn't live to see this happen to his beloved America.

146 PGIS,

You got that right!

147 New Acorn thread's up.

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149 #142

Persephone, the true leader of the frothing moonbats.  Bitter at being betrayed by the gods and  having to stay with Hades and care for the fallen, she has devised an elaborate scheme to cause the mortal realm's downfall.  She would use liberalism to cause humans to destroy themselves slowly, so that the world will revert into chaos and end her (and our) suffering.

150 And I wouldn't be sitting around talking politics with him, our mouths would be busy doing other things.

For instance ............. ?

151

I'm with Ginger, I have the hots for Jake Tapper too. And I wouldn't be sitting around talking politics with him, our mouths would be busy doing other things.

 Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 06, 2009 09:55 PM

Got Milk?

152

Hussein already had to do a 180 on the school-voucher thing.  FOX News had a mother/daughter combo on this morning and they were really raggin' on Zero, along with the angelic-looking Gretchen Carlson. 

So all the kids that would normally go to sucky inner city schools in DC can finish up where they are, but no new kids are getting into this program.  Face!

153 Jake Tapper is a liberal and an honest journalist.

The last one.

154 Sheryl Gay Stolberg? You can say that here?

155

Jeez!

I dont know how to say what I want to say, without sounding like "I have some gay friends...."

So, here goes:

I live in the South, in a town that is known down here for it's Memorial Day weekend Gay Celebration. I also work in a hospital. I don't know why, but there seems to be an inordinant amount of gays in healthcare, based on the population. I also dont give a shit what anybody else does, as long as it doesnt effect me. So, I have a lot of gay friends at work, of both sexes.

I have done some informal polling about this subject with my gay friends at work, and they all say they dont care about the terminology, they would just like to enjoy the benefits of marriage. When I ask them about the possible downsides of a civil union, they answer that they are willing to take that risk. They dont really care what it's called. Some have also said they are afraid of the "slippery slope." They tend to be cagey about Perez Hilton and his buddies. Almost like they are afraid to call someone out.

As for our girls here, all of them are hot,even if they are undersexed (Im looking at you PGiS .

(BTW PGiS, it is common for women to lose their interest in sex at certain points in their life, dont worry about it. And tell your husband that it should come back with a vengeance! I should know, I was a Displasia Nurse not too many years ago; but that is a different story.)

Kane

156 Grrrrr, make that Dysplasia, the women know what I'm talking about, the men...not so much.

157 Jeez, as always.. The Moron women deliver the franks- n- beans. God bless em'
You make me blush!

158

(BTW PGiS, it is common for women to lose their interest in sex at certain points in their life, dont worry about it. And tell your husband that it should come back with a vengeance! I should know, I was a Displasia Nurse not too many years ago; but that is a different story.)

I feel falsely impugned. I haven't lost interest in sex. I desperately, desperately want sex. But, I'm not married or dating. Believe me, my spirit is very willing, I just lack a dance partner.

159 I prefer hypertrophy to dysplasia.
NH senate passed a gay marriage bill today. The Gov needs to sign it and it's law.
RI is the holdout in New England.

160  

I feel falsely impugned. I haven't lost interest in sex. I desperately, desperately want sex. But, I'm not married or dating. Believe me, my spirit is very willing, I just lack a dance partner.

Gosh, PGF, I thought I read upthread that you said you were undersexed. If that wasnt you, then I apologize with all of my heart. If I were unattached, I would volunteer willinly to be your sex slave.  I also volunteered to be sis's slave, if you dont have a problem sharing.

Kane

161

Gawd, SiM, if you smelled some of that, you would go for STANK! But I digress. I am trying to romance AtC into showing some more shoes.

Kane

162 I think paranoid girl meant oversexed.  As in she can't get enough.

163 I heard today that since the soap opera "The Guiding Light" is going to end soon, the network is thinking of bringing back some classic game shows to replace it, including "The Dating Game."

What do you think the odds are that homosexuals will force the producers of the new "Dating Game" to make episodes with homos playing the same like they forced eHarmony to set up homo dates?

164 "In related news, Andrew Sullivan was spotted gripping his knees and crying hysterically on the floor of his shower, like Glenn Close in The Big Chill."

Don't you mean like Elizabeth Shue in Leaving Las Vegas?

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166 Lets see, they have overturned (or re-defined) an institution that has lasted for 5,000 years, have attained a privileged, legal status and have special laws made for them.....I don't think the gay community is doing too badly under the rule of the dems.

167 duh1 is just affecting "coy".

He pretends not to know, understand, or care..but get him alone in a closet and the trousers drop!

It's part of the mating dance. It's how gays behave in the wild.

168

Ace:

" In related news, Andrew Sullivan was spotted gripping his knees and crying hysterically on the floor of his shower, like Glenn Close in The Big Chill."

CLASSIC !

thank you for that wonderful analogy...it feels like the weekend has started early.

169

#61

I hear they'er both givers

170 Those weren't his knees.

171

Marion Barry, by the way, says there could be a "civil war" over gay marriage, in the black community, because it's so unpopular there. I mention this, of course, because Obama's most fervent pillar of support is the black community.

Marion Barry, and anyone believing this is delusional.

A Democratic President signed welfare reform and blacks went on to support Democrats at the standard 88%+ rate.

Obama could perform a gay marriage cermony on the WH lawn with no effect on black voter support.

172 That better not have been the hobo I was saving to Most Dangerous Game later.

Posted by: alexthechick at May 06, 2009 08:19 PM (ZVsJA)

There is a game even more dangerous...
http://tinyurl.com/cgnl67

That page is SFW; some others on the site, less so.  But that one actually even has a t-shirt.
http://tinyurl.com/ddm4zp

So don't you talk to be about the "most dangerous game"...

173

Jake Tapper - I'd hit it ...

***sigh***

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