Awesome: Crowd Cheers as GE Shareholder Rips MSNBC
He is a shareholder, but he's also Bill O'Reilly's ambush guy. It's the response, not the question, that is heartening.Video below.
1 Boy, I'll bet that Olbermann is beating off to this news
Posted by: kbdabear at April 23, 2009 06:46 PM (miw86)
2 Meanwhile GE and NBC are pushing the green agenda, and even watching "Modern Marvels" which is about Benjamin Franklin today, and what is more than 20 minutes of it about?
That's right, global warming.
We are living in interesting times.
Posted by: Wickedpinto at April 23, 2009 06:48 PM (uU+Ss)
3 I'm to be insulted by a harpy, dead-ender, E-lister? Piss on her.
Posted by: hutch1200 at April 23, 2009 06:48 PM (f5gIi)
4 I like the ambush guy; he gets to the point.
Posted by: rblancard at April 23, 2009 06:48 PM (Jv2SB)
Posted by: slizzle at April 23, 2009 06:48 PM (zG+3k)
6 I would call Jeffrey Immelt a scumbag, but that would insulting to bags of scum.
Posted by: Boeing at April 23, 2009 06:49 PM (YaBmG)
7 I love how they all boo as he says "STANDARDS". What a turd.
Posted by: yambles at April 23, 2009 06:51 PM (PLAPA)
8 Ace, you magnificent bas...uh, baseball player.
You give us a Garafalo clip AFTER you take away the most useful term to describe her.
That's baiting your readership on an Allahpundit level.
Posted by: nickless at April 23, 2009 06:52 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: slizzle at April 23, 2009 06:57 PM (zG+3k)
10 I cannot wait to see O'Reilly tonight...SWEEEEEEEEEET!
Posted by: Jaded at April 23, 2009 06:57 PM (WdD3J)
11 You give us a Garafalo clip AFTER you take away the most useful term to describe her.
Raging D-list looney is quite serviceable.
Posted by: Techie at April 23, 2009 06:58 PM (1RIcI)
12 For some reason MSNBC reminds me of this:
Those who write on bathroom walls,
roll their shit in little balls.
And those who read those words of wit,
eat those little balls of shit.
(MSNBC is shit)
Posted by: tcbevo at April 23, 2009 07:00 PM (z4daD)
13 It also reminds me of people who love to quote people they read about in their cliffnoted version of "The Great Big Book of Quotes," without reading any of the books the quotes in the great big book of quotes references.
Posted by: Wickedpinto at April 23, 2009 07:05 PM (uU+Ss)
14 For some reason I thought of Duckman's "Woodcock" episode after reading ace's "Putting the Thought into Thoughtless Profanity" post.
Boy, I'd like to give her a big woodcock.What? It's a bird, the censors can't do a thing.Woodcock ... woodcock ... woodcock...woodcock...woodcock ... dildo.Oops.
Posted by: BumperStickerist at April 23, 2009 07:05 PM (ruzrP)
15 OReilly is tearing it up right now re Obama-GE in bed.
Posted by: Anti-Harkonnen Freedom Fighter at April 23, 2009 07:05 PM (5r0Tz)
16 Watching O'Reilly right now. It isn't just MSNBC it is NBC, also.
Posted by: Cooper at April 23, 2009 07:05 PM (xJG0w)
17 Standards huh? Christ what a joke!
I don't think they mean what we mean, when they talk about standards.
Anyone who stands in the way of their agenda or their dime store messiah will be savaged. They will attempt to control the message by legislative means because they have to. Only by controlling the means of communication can they maintain the level of indoctrination they need to hold power.
...Propaganda newscasts do not "report" anything, they exist only to indoctrinate. They come in two flavors, fluff pieces on the government and the people, and harsh criticisms of the enemies of the people.By abandoning any pretense at journalistic objectivity and defending their liberal bias as good journalism, the media itself destroyed not only their own credibility, but the very notion of a free press. The internet is simply completing the job of transforming the media environment into a partisan mud throwing competition dominated by eyeballs, rather than by corporate ownership. And while most will not mourn what we have lost, a free press is an essential element in a free republic. The middle ground of truth has fallen away and with that fall, the intellectual environment, the ability to maintain a dialogue on common terms and any objective truths have fallen away with it as well.
Posted by: Travis at April 23, 2009 07:08 PM (TBitx)
So who's the top?
Posted by: Beto The Elder at April 23, 2009 07:08 PM (F1b/5)
19 Doesn't anyone think that this type of ambush journalism is bad? Oh yeah, only when it makes liberal dick heads look bad.
Posted by: mike at April 23, 2009 07:09 PM (NRXSM)
20 Not a Lawyer, and she's a wackjob but this is a good question.
The congress can't grant the president the power of a line item veto, but they can give it to the judiciary?
That looks strange.
Posted by: Wickedpinto at April 23, 2009 07:14 PM (uU+Ss)
21 I think that MSNBC, and NBC is full of left wing wackos. However, I don't agree with an ambush interview at a shareholder meeting-even if the reporter was a shareholder.
I know that they have muzzled CNBC people as well.
Posted by: jeff at April 23, 2009 07:29 PM (f2UFs)
22 When a woman shareholder asked a similar question-they turned off her microphone. That was not cool by Immelt. You have to answer your shareholders and NBC pandering to the radical left is a business strategy that has not worked.
Posted by: jeff at April 23, 2009 07:31 PM (f2UFs)
23 Oh yeah, only when it makes liberal dick heads look bad.
A noble cause, if ever there was one.
Posted by: Techie at April 23, 2009 07:36 PM (1RIcI)
24 Ambush journalism is at least journalism. We are in very short supply, so in my opinion, beggars cannot afford to be choosers.
The newspapers and media outlets are falling all over themselves to sell their voices to the government. Take what you can get!
Posted by: Travis at April 23, 2009 07:36 PM (TBitx)
25 if you are gonna run a company, be in bed with the govt, (remember all the MSNBC hosts railing against Bush, Chaney and Haliburton) you deserve to get ambushed. Immelt has tanked GE and needs to be held accountable for it. Ambush Journalism, happens when accountability is not being obtained by any other means, it's not like Immelt goes on the Factor to defend his point of view or his reasoning behind his actions. So what happens when you dont come to the news.....the news comes to you. fair is fair, peoples money is at stake.
Posted by: slizzle at April 23, 2009 07:37 PM (zG+3k)
26 A culture war is not like a regular war. A culture war is fought with the weapons the other side gives you. Pat Robertson is on their side, Garafolo is on ours.
How many times has her moronic statement been replayed? How much outrage has her childish, vicious insult created, to what degree has it spurred the tea party organizers to greater efforts?
She's gold, I tell you! Pure gold!
To regain the initiative they're going to need one of our idiots to come out and say that lesbians cause tidal waves or something.
Posted by: Amos at April 23, 2009 07:37 PM (ckdWX)
27 http://tinyurl.com/cameru Well, Larry made the big time now, the link was at drudge. surprisingly the comments aren't kind.
Posted by: muffy at April 23, 2009 07:42 PM (zplc6)
28 "The congress can't grant the president the power of a line item veto, but they can give it to the judiciary?"
Severability clauses are generally unnecessary because they're redundant. Courts give all parts of a statute and all applications of it a presumption of constitutionality, even if other parts or applications of it have been found unconstitutional.
Posted by: Dave J. at April 23, 2009 07:45 PM (qsGH+)
29 Whats so disgusting about GE/NBC is the moral preening while grubbily grasping for every Obama-buck they can get. While the common shareholder gets screwed rotten.
I'd almost have a little respect for them if they dropped the pretense of what their doing has a "higher purpose"- it's a fake religion and they want the church-building contract.
Posted by: jjshaka at April 23, 2009 07:47 PM (fWpBB)
30 has anyone ever watched Roland Brown?
he's taking callers! what a fucking complete douchebag
Posted by: Anti-Harkonnen Freedom Fighter at April 23, 2009 07:54 PM (5r0Tz)
31 what is that muffy?
Posted by: Anti-Harkonnen Freedom Fighter at April 23, 2009 07:58 PM (5r0Tz)
32 I would prefer a hypertrophic limbic system to her atrophic frontal lobes. Only a Hollywood liberal would act like she knew anything about neuroanatomy on national T.V. She should of stuck to proctology.
Does this Fox news versus MSNBC thing make anybody else nervous?
Posted by: Locus Ceruleus at April 23, 2009 08:01 PM (tl2xt)
33 Can I still type The Hot Box or this type of banter prohibited under the new word use rules?
Posted by: Winston at April 23, 2009 08:04 PM (Fwbc8)
34 Sod NBC and every shitty thing associated with the bastards.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 23, 2009 08:18 PM (6/aeA)
35 Please remember that NBC rigged a test of a GMC truck so that the gas tank would burst and explode. --- All in the name of news.
While we watch the liberal birdcageliners fold like cheap card tables, we can all wish that the NBC, MSNBC, CNBC cabal folds also. These shareholders should sell.
Posted by: Pelayo at April 23, 2009 08:19 PM (nw+cE)
Posted by: gh at April 23, 2009 08:20 PM (0QVPH)
37 Our Balls are in your court."
Posted by: Wickedpinto at April 23, 2009 08:23 PM (uU+Ss)
38 Good Qustion Winston.
Do these "play nice" rules apply to "I'd hit it." and "that's what she says?"
Posted by: Wickedpinto at April 23, 2009 08:24 PM (uU+Ss)
39 Garafalo is symptomatic of the has-been hollywood type that needs to say the most hateful, revolting garbage to get attention.
Almost feel sorry for her it's so pathetic.
Posted by: UncleFacts at April 23, 2009 08:40 PM (vZVv7)
40 Wait, I'm not going to read the whole C word censorship thread, I just want to know is [scrunt] off the table? Is it still usable until Megsstops popping off?
Posted by: shim at April 23, 2009 08:43 PM (xOEEz)
41 If nobody is allowed to call Garafalo a douchebag on this site anymore, then the terrorists have already won.
Posted by: Roy at April 23, 2009 08:46 PM (zlbHW)
42 Lock box.
Posted by: Winston at April 23, 2009 08:46 PM (Fwbc8)
what is that muffy?
Posted by: Anti-Harkonnen Freedom Fighter at April 23, 2009 07:58 PM (5r0Tz)
Pictures of Larry allegedly napping duirng the credit card meeting.
Posted by: muffy at April 23, 2009 08:46 PM (zplc6)
44 never liked Garofalo and then they stuck her on the one, one television program I watch and she has ruined it. Unless of course we find out she is one of the bad guys and jack takes her out.
Posted by: muffy at April 23, 2009 08:48 PM (zplc6)
45 I think Garafolo does the Conservative party good when she gets lots of attention. It pisses off the base, and it will makes the squishy middle squeamish, to a degree. They will only take so much disharmony, and then it helps if it is from attractive and interesting people. JG isn't one of them. All the crazies need to be broadcast. A lot of people never know all the weird shit they say, so if it is out there, great. I can't believe it, but I am complimenting BOR again. He is the only one drilling hard on this subject, and it needs to be out there. If enough people know, when Obama does try to give contracts to GE for all that green crap, it won't go over as easily. Plus, he has been hitting hard on the torture thing. He even jumped Lesley Stahl on it. For some reason he is not bothering me as much as he used to, but I have gotten to where I can't watch Hannity unless someone screws a loaded gun in my ear. And Greta lost me when she kept fomenting that hate on the AIG execs. It just fed into the class envy horse shit of the left. I had rather watch Cavuto, more than nearly anyone else over there. Beck is a hoot. Then there's Megyn and the hot Bill Hemmer, the notorious PAB, teh awesome Stu Varney,and RedEye.
Posted by: di butler (Now with 20% more boobs!) at April 23, 2009 09:05 PM (qPIRP)
46 I for one welcome the new Ace Of Spades Advertiser-Safe Speech Code.
I think it challenges us all to be more creative with the invective. Read your Hunter Thompson- he could rip the most powerful people to shreds without resorting to over-the-top vulgarity.
Posted by: Jones at April 23, 2009 09:13 PM (KOkrW)
never liked Garofalo and then they stuck her on the one, one television
program I watch and she has ruined it. Unless of course we find out
she is one of the bad guys and jack takes her out.
I'm pretty sure even Jack wouldn't hit it.
Posted by: UncleFacts at April 23, 2009 09:15 PM (vZVv7)
48 Well while hubby is all green and running around on magazine covers half naked, the mrs. is "sneaking out for burgers": http://tinyurl.com/d8tq6y
Posted by: muffy at April 23, 2009 09:16 PM (zplc6)
49 I'd hit it, I remember when she was a frumpy big wordy using self effacing plain girl, that I would hit, so I can just use that as an overlay, while I hit her, repeatedly.
OH! you mean have sex with. . .
In that case, nevermind.
Posted by: Wickedpinto at April 23, 2009 09:18 PM (uU+Ss)
50 Umm, will someone please inform the first lady that the White House isn't actually a prison and that for some people the opportunity to live there is a big honor. I'm pretty tired of her "I sneak out to..." talks.
She just pisses me off, she does.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at April 23, 2009 09:23 PM (AJ4xq)
51 I would have her serve me coffee in 1994.
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 23, 2009 09:23 PM (PDeVA)
52 UNIVERSAL CITY, Calif. – Jay Leno
checked into a hospital with an undisclosed illness Thursday and
canceled the taping of the "Tonight" show, but was doing well and
planned to return next week, his publicist and NBC said.
I guess the taste of Obama's ass finally got to him.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 23, 2009 09:27 PM (6/aeA)
53 Lulz. OT: I got linked to guardian.co.uk for another story, and who do I see there but Jessica Valenti...and her fiancee. He's a total beta and self-described 'feminist.' Valenti mentions blogs that made fun of her, inclusing national review, but doesn't include you, Ace! Although she does say the mocking brought her and beta closer together. Awwwwww.
Anyway, back on topic...saw this on O'reilly earlier. I am very much awaiting Kweef's response tomorrow.
Posted by: Emily at April 23, 2009 09:27 PM (YOeEb)
54 Bike Guitarist wasn't too happy about O'Reilly's guy doing that. He's trashing it on the RMS Lizardic
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56 They can't say it on tv if it isn't TRUE, you know...
Now excuse me, I'm off to watch some Pro Wrasslin' on USA Network
Posted by: kbdabear at April 23, 2009 09:59 PM (miw86)
57 "...and what is more than 20 minutes of it about?
That's right, global warming."
you cant watch a decent documentary these days w/o it leading to some global warming propaganda. i was watching a cool look into possible ways the earth could be destroyed and they actually put global warming in a countdown over black holes, meteors, gamma rays, and such. i also watched a venus documentary that turned into how we must save our planet from global warming bs. it's incredible
Posted by: YRM at April 23, 2009 10:20 PM (004wR)
58 "They can't say it on tv if it isn't TRUE, you know...
Now excuse me, I'm off to watch some Pro Wrasslin' on USA Network"
it's on WGN and Spike TV tonight
Posted by: YRM at April 23, 2009 10:21 PM (004wR)
59 By the by, GE posted a video on its site defending itself and taking a shot at Fox for the question. And to prove that they are not liberal, theylink to Media Matters to prove they are not biased. MEDIA MATTERS!. Talk about incompetents. I am just laughing at their idiocy.
Posted by: Slick Tunes at April 23, 2009 10:43 PM (f0G0p)
60 In light of the kinder, gentler AoSHQ anti-profanity policy, I will refrain from saying what I really think and simply point out the similarity between Garafalo and a box of rocks. I will even apologize to the box of rocks for making the comparison.
Posted by: Reiver at April 23, 2009 11:00 PM (BfJK3)
61 "By the by, GE posted a video on its site defending itself and taking a shot at Fox for the question. And to prove that they are not liberal, they link to Media Matters to prove they are not biased. MEDIA MATTERS!. Talk about incompetents. I am just laughing at their idiocy."
it reminds me of when i argued w/ a college libtard and he decided that by mentioning he has dinner with his professor and talks about politics, it some how made him more revelant then me
Posted by: YRM at April 23, 2009 11:01 PM (004wR)
62 Imelt's response to 9/11 in an interview:
"It was terrible. Airplanes that I lease with engines that I build crashed into buildings that I insure."
WOW!. Talk about egocentric!
Posted by: jmchez at April 23, 2009 11:19 PM (FRgzA)
63 The mainstream media wouldn’t do it. So we are trying to get your important messages to the American people. 13 This post is a suggested read at, http://aresay.blogspot.com/
Posted by: aresay at April 23, 2009 11:23 PM (bmM4j)
64 62: No kidding.
"Gee, sorry that the deaths of three thousand-odd people has caused you such inconvenience. We'll do our best to keep the noise down so you can get back to dry-humping the economy with your wind turbines and other "green" nonsense."
Posted by: The Famous Mo-Pissed Off Conservative at April 23, 2009 11:27 PM (lb7J0)
Imelt's response to 9/11 in an interview:"It was terrible. Airplanes that I lease with engines that I build crashed into buildings that I insure."WOW!. Talk about egocentric!
I wonder if anyone looked at the 9-11 commission report to find out if they all had Pratt Whitney or Rolls-Royce engines.
Posted by: kbdabear at April 23, 2009 11:35 PM (miw86)
66 Source FAA Aircraft Inquiries
Boeing 767-223 regist N334AA serial 22332 built 1987 destroyed 9/11/01
Engines GE CF6-80
Boeing 767-222 regist N612UA serial 21873 built 1983 destroyed 9/11/01
Engines Pratt Whitney JTD9D
Boeing 757-223 regist N644AA serial 24602 built 1991 destroyed 9/11/01
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Posted by: kbdabear at April 23, 2009 11:57 PM (miw86)
67 One out of four aint bad, clown
Posted by: kbdabear at April 23, 2009 11:59 PM (miw86)
> 57 "...and what is more than 20 minutes of it about?
That's right, global warming."
you cant watch a decent documentary these days w/o it leading to some global warming propaganda. ...
Posted by: YRM
You called it.
I watched an excellent 8 part Geology series a couple of years ago called Earth Story. Every episode I was almost cringing at the point where the I expected the host to go into his Global Warming screed - and he never did. I was actually gun shy expecting the Warming stuff to intrude but the guy just stuck to plain old earth science - not the earth mother religion.
Posted by: Comrade Arthur at April 24, 2009 12:55 AM (XZ0SE)
69 When they start talking that global warming crap I change the channel. I know it's crap and so do they. It's nothing but a money game based on junk science and stupid or should I say gullible people. They teach this stuff in school but mention creationalist and people go ape shit.
Posted by: Case at April 24, 2009 04:29 AM (0K+Kw)
70 The more people try to force me to accept stuff I don't like/care for/approve of, the more I begin to fight back. Are any of you guys like this? (I'm guessing yes). The more gays try to force their agenda on the world, the more I don't want to listen to them, or give them any creedence. The more they push this Global Warming/Cooling/Climate Change crap, the same thing. I am like a dog hearing a dog whistle now. One word of it, andI start flipping out. I refuse to even buy any product that has all that green advertising and packaging. I think people are really, really tired of it all, the polls show that, except for the dumbarses and libs, (sorry, redundant), that most people don't even believe or care about GW. As for gays, I used to be more open to listening. Now, people like those prop 8 ers and the ones like Perez Hilton, and those idiot stars making stupid videos making fun of Christians, have just made me say, screw you. Sorry, ranting again. Still got the PMS, no chocolate in sight.
Posted by: di butler (Now with 20% more boobs!) at April 24, 2009 05:20 AM (qPIRP)
71 As for Ambush Journalism, the left has no room to say s#it. They are the ones who perfected it. Wasn't it Mike Wallace, 30 yrs ago,who was famous for it? Anyway, I don't have a problem with it, sometimes that's the only way people get to see how assholish someone is. Those board meetings aren't a formal deal, I have said before, I sit on 4 company boards, and people just wander in, talk while your talking, yell out questions, etc. So, no, I'm glad that Waters went there and did it, and now people are getting to hear how Immelt and Zucker don't give a flying fark how they feel. I loved how they clapped for Waters and booed Immelt! That will get around, not just on the net. The cutting the mike thing is NOT cool. Unless someone is yelling or cussing, you never interrupt shareholders.
Posted by: di butler (Now with 20% more boobs!) at April 24, 2009 05:25 AM (qPIRP)
72 As for gays, I used to be more open to listening.
Now, people like those prop 8 ers and the ones like Perez Hilton, and
those idiot stars making stupid videos making fun of Christians, have
just made me say, screw you. Sorry, ranting again. Still got the PMS,
no chocolate in sight.
Posted by: di butler (Now with 20% more boobs!)
I'm with you di. I don't want any reasoned legal and moral arguments about gay marriage because I'm so turned off by al-gayda goon tactics that I vote against them just to piss them off. The Left doesn't tell people to can the extremist talk from gay goons, but we have the RINOs and eeyores on our side wringing their hands over any stern opposition to the socialist menace.
As for the cult of global warming, I never put up vids of "green cars" in my Car Porn posts on the overnight threads. I'm sick of them trying to scare everyone that we're all going to die if we don't surrender our freedoms and cash to the annointed guardians of nature's goodness.
How did that 20% more come about?
Posted by: kbdabear at April 24, 2009 05:29 AM (miw86)
73 Tea Bagging Rednecks? Hmmmm there is tolerance for you.
IT'S NOT BECAUSE HE'S BLACK!
IT'S BECAUSE HE IS PUTTING OUR COUNTRY IN DANGER!
What is with these stupid liberals who bring race up about EVERYTHING.
Posted by: Boobies Make Me Smile at April 24, 2009 07:55 AM (weVyN)
74 You give us a Garafalo clip AFTER you take away the most useful term to describe her.
What? he banned the use of cum bucket?
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at April 24, 2009 08:28 AM (1hM1d)
75 kdabear, I don't rightly know how the more boob thing came about, I am only 5'2, and already curvy, but I guess I have either put on weight or just had a hormone influx. I had to go buy new tit holsters, and ended up getting a size bigger. I have put on too much weight this winter, (turning 43 is not good for being skinny), and realized I weigh in at about 135. Too much for my height. I need to lose at least 15 lbs. Hubby sez it's ok, but I don't wanna be like Meggy Mac.I am a grandma to 4 kids!!!! Well, 2 of them are my 33 y old step daughter's kids, but I have been around since their birth. My daughter, the one with the genius IQ, got preggers at 17, on purpose, so we couldn't keep her and her BF apart at separate boarding schools. She is actually a great mom, and loves her hubby of 3 yrs. I wanted her to go immediately to college, and put all that stuff off for a good8-10 yrs, but she is living her own life. She goes to college PT, and has a 2 1/2 y old son and a 1 yr old daughter. The stepdaughter is expecting a third kid. I never thought I would be a grandma of 5at 43! I was the one who had a pink mohawk in HS, always wore tiny bikinis, and looked 10 yrs younger than I was. I think it is finally catching me, darn it.
O.K. just realized I told you my life story, sorry, I have had too much caffeine today, and am froggy. Please disregard the nuttiness.
Posted by: di butler (New and Improved! Now with 20% more boobs!) at April 24, 2009 02:02 PM (qPIRP)
76 This almost makes me want to buy stock in GE, just so I can show up to a shareholder meetingto boo heckle their CEO...
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Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)