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Ouch: RedState Kinda-Sorta Implies Inappropriate Relationship Between Levi Johnston and His Sister

That might overstate it -- your mileage may differ. Still, Erick does seem to "raise questions" that probably shouldn't be raised.

What’s even more creepy is that the other person in the picture is his sister. And, as if lifted from the pages of Deliverance, she has his name tattooed on her back. Think about that one for a minute.

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Soon Levi will sell his tell all book, delightfully ignoring awkward questions about his relationship with his sister while relishing in the awkward details of his relationship with Sarah Palin.

I decline to think about it for more than ten seconds.

Not only is it silly and hurtful, it also gives Johnston the pretext to talk more about Palin in the guise of "defending himself from attacks from anonymous bloggers."

I doubt Erick really meant this... the trouble is, I'm not sure what he may actually have meant. Maybe he didn't mean anything -- sometimes people just rant without thinking about it too much.

Still, with all the outrage for the left's ridiculous incest claims, we can hardly start tossing them about ourselves.

It actually backfires on Sarah Palin anyway, since Levi is sorta family now.

Posted by: Ace at 04:34 PM



Comments

1 Well geesh you think that's bad tell someone your from WV and the first question they ask is are you married to your brother,cousin,nephew ect ect ect and for the love of gawd I'm from Oh my hubby was born here not me.

Posted by: Tee866 at April 08, 2009 04:37 PM (mKw2C)

2
Is his sister the fat bitch sitting next to him on Tyra's sofa?

Posted by: Darling, you know at April 08, 2009 04:37 PM (+UPK/)

3 He's not "ourselves."

Posted by: oblig. at April 08, 2009 04:38 PM (zOPHe)

4 Levi's sister has HIS name tatooed on HER back?

Are you kidding me?

WTF?

Posted by: Dave at April 08, 2009 04:39 PM (Xm1aB)

5 Ace, I have a friend who actually married his sister.  Yep, his mom married her dad and he was the progeny of his mom and dad and she was the progeny of his mom and dad and so even though they were technically brother and sister by the marriage of their respective parents they weren't related by blood at all.  The parents married when they were both in college so even though it freaked the family out, it was all good.  Has anyone asked if this is a possibility here?  I read somewhere that the sis had his name tatooed on her back, you gotta admit that is kind of weird.

Posted by: muffy at April 08, 2009 04:39 PM (zplc6)

6 I'm sorry, (no I'm not), that's what I thought, too.

There are some major creepy vibes coming off that sis of his. A tattoo of your brother's name? People aren't supposed to think that a little odd? Given that one usually tattoos names of lovers?

Posted by: meep at April 08, 2009 04:40 PM (7uTCa)

7 Important question: Exactly where on her back?

Not right above her bum, right? Surely not.

Posted by: Dave at April 08, 2009 04:41 PM (Xm1aB)

8 I think that family has issues, but I don't think incest is one of them.

Chances are that Mercedes has misplaced daddy issues (their father apparently isn't in the picture for whatever reason) and is clingy with her brother as a result.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 08, 2009 04:41 PM (5uSdS)

9

The tattoo is on her back, not her tee-tas, ass, or vagina.  They're kosher, man.  True inbreds put forbidden tattoos on their secret gardens.

 

Posted by: gator at April 08, 2009 04:42 PM (yUiO3)

10

Well, people also tattoo "mom" on their arms and stuff.

Actually, it's just weird. My brother and I are close (we're roommates, in a non-creepy way), but, um, I'm not getting anything like his name tattooed on myself.

Posted by: Ella at April 08, 2009 04:43 PM (jeP9I)

11 Bristol Palin is starting to appear more and more intelligent with every passing day.

Posted by: muffy at April 08, 2009 04:43 PM (zplc6)

12 What's all the fuss?

Posted by: Happily Married Siblings at April 08, 2009 04:43 PM (Xm1aB)

13 ick.

Posted by: jmflynny at April 08, 2009 04:44 PM (iQkq2)

14

Trust me.

Best. Sex. Ever.

Posted by: Joe Dirt at April 08, 2009 04:44 PM (Ohodx)

15

I have a friend who actually married his sister.

Looks like someone else is from Georgia.  I have a "friend" who puts hidden cameras in my his sister's bathroom.

Posted by: gator at April 08, 2009 04:44 PM (yUiO3)

16 Has Alaska experienced a migration inflow from Arkansas?

Posted by: Dave at April 08, 2009 04:46 PM (Xm1aB)

17 My momma and daddie are of relashuns butt evviething is cool.

Posted by: Retard at April 08, 2009 04:46 PM (yUiO3)

18 Before we judge Levi too harshly, we should ask: is his sister hot?

Posted by: adolfo_velasquez at April 08, 2009 04:46 PM (gTKIa)

19 This is Andrew Sullivan territory, and, even if this wild speculation is true, what the fuck does it matter to me?  I'm not Jerry Springer or one of his viewers. 

Tabloid dreck, and if Redstate wants to be taken seriously, they'll watch themselves more in the future.


Posted by: nickless at April 08, 2009 04:48 PM (MMC8r)

20 If Jaime Pressly were my sister, suddenly incest would seem a lot less disgusting.  At least for me.

Posted by: gator at April 08, 2009 04:48 PM (yUiO3)

21 Actually, I think Bristol Palin is looking dumber with every thing that comes out. Seriously, I wouldn't have gone near a guy that had LUSER tattoed over him this much, even when I was 16 and stupid.

Posted by: Ella at April 08, 2009 04:48 PM (jeP9I)

22

I'll lay a dollar down that the tat is referring to bluejeans.

I've seen "Budwieser" on some fat chicks too. However, I've never seen "Half-Priced Purple Vibrator" on them, so inferring much from a tattoo is not wise.

Posted by: Inspector Asshole at April 08, 2009 04:48 PM (C21Vv)

23

So, where exactly is it a proven fact that she has the tattoo? I hear comments like it's a given. Our we sure this isn't just some kind of weird smear?

 

And what's so creepy about the photo?

Posted by: digitalbrownshirt at April 08, 2009 04:49 PM (/O0iM)

24
In 20 years, we'll read about his sister in the news as another victim of an owner of a hungry python.

Posted by: Darling, you know at April 08, 2009 04:49 PM (+UPK/)

25 Oh come on. It's NEWS when a sister permanently etches her brother's name on her back!

At least it is outside of Arkansas.

Posted by: Dave at April 08, 2009 04:49 PM (Xm1aB)

26 From what I've seen, it's becoming increasingly common for people to get tattoos with the names of their family members on them,

Posted by: Farmer Joe at April 08, 2009 04:52 PM (SLsZo)

27

I don't get what's creepy about the photo. He's just standing there with a long gun and his sis is standing there with another and a pistol. Looks like they were sighting in their weapons or just doing some target practice.


But this Erick guy from Red State is a lawyer, used to work in D.C. but to his credit still lives in Macon, GA. But, again, he's a lawyer. Guess he doesn't own jeans or a t-shirt.

Sure, the little punk is a douche, but he's a douche for what he said & did, not for what he wears. That kind of kneejerk reaction is better left to the provincial bigots of the urban left.

Posted by: Inspector Asshole at April 08, 2009 04:54 PM (C21Vv)

28 I would get the names of my family members tattooed on me. My kids' names. That's it.

Having your brother's name tattooed on you, unless you happen to have the entire family tree illustrated, is just freakin' weird.

And, in fact, the family tree thing is kinda weird, too...

Posted by: AngelEm at April 08, 2009 04:58 PM (tbIup)

29

Hell, if we're gonna go down this road, why don't we just come on out and say that Trigg is actually Levi's sister's baby?

Let's not get involved in crap like this. Leave it to the sleazy supermarket tabloids like The Atlantic handle stuff like this.

Posted by: Lee at April 08, 2009 04:59 PM (TxTIh)

30 Hmm, I feel sorry for Bristol Palin for getting involved with this loser in the first place. The next gig he and his family should be on is Jerry Springers show.

Posted by: IC at April 08, 2009 05:00 PM (jZNCU)

31 Posted by: digitalbrownshirt at April 08, 2009 04:49 PM (/O0iM)

She showed it on the Tyra Banks show. It's on her wrist, not her back. It's totally ugly and trashy, and weird. But not "romantic" type weird, I don't think.

Posted by: TiffVegas at April 08, 2009 05:00 PM (FShrk)

32 Just throwing my two cents in here. I take care of my niece after years of abuse from a step-mother (really bad abuse, like POW type) and my brother who's only sober moments of the day are when he's asleep. Actually, that's a lie, he wakes up with a 2.0. Her and her eldest brother have developed an extremely close relationship that others might consider weird.

It's more of a survival mechanism than anything else. They had to depend on each other to survive. This made them close. Not in any incestual way, but closer than most of us can understand and it's odd to people who haven't had to deal with any sort of abuse.

Levi's mom is a meth user. I can't imagine what kind of household those kids grew up in. Meth's gnarly.

Posted by: pajama momma at April 08, 2009 05:01 PM (kWQTL)

33 So Levi's mom is a methhead, his sister has his name tatooed on her body, and he's on TV protesting he's not "white trash"?

This is getting more strange with each passing day.

Posted by: Dave at April 08, 2009 05:04 PM (Xm1aB)

34 If it's a problem, talk to Erick Erickson about it.

Which is exactly what I am encouraging.

Posted by: Pipe Barackage at April 08, 2009 05:04 PM (Z9IOH)

35 Has Alaska experienced a migration inflow from Arkansas?

Yes. Amongst other things, Arkies have been known to be oilmen.

As I recall, an Alaskan bumper sticker in the late 70s said something along the lines of Happiness is a Texan going home, with an Okie under each arm.

Okie = Arkie, just fewer trees.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at April 08, 2009 05:05 PM (1hM1d)

36

Still, with all the outrage for the left's ridiculous incest claims, we can hardly start tossing them about ourselves.

With all due respect, of course we can.  It may be unseemly and shocking, but I think the best way to deter future attacks on our side of this nature is to make sure that they are repaid in kind.  And then some...

How do you stop things like this?

 

Posted by: Ed at April 08, 2009 05:06 PM (OjcQM)

37 I don't find this creepy at all. In fact, it's kind of sweet.

Posted by: Angelina Jolie at April 08, 2009 05:07 PM (hlYel)

38

Since my newfound acceptance of Homomarriage I am having a harder time getting worked up about some dude who may be tapping his sister.   I mean really, who am I to judge.  Maybe they share a Special Love.  Let's get the Gov out of the relationship business.

Posted by: Pelvis at April 08, 2009 05:08 PM (LlaBi)

39 Is his sister hot?

Posted by: lorien1973 at April 08, 2009 05:09 PM (IhQuA)

40 Number 38, your comment made me laugh inside.  Not out loud, because that would be homophobic.  But inside, I laughed.

Posted by: Ed at April 08, 2009 05:10 PM (OjcQM)

41 Can anyone correctly define me?

Posted by: Relative Humidity at April 08, 2009 05:11 PM (7FA9S)

42 The difference between what the left did to the Palins and this is this is true, not just slander from a bunch of loser faggots.  This scank HAS a tattoo of her brother on her.  It is fucked up and quite an insight into the family dynamics.

Posted by: Toad at April 08, 2009 05:12 PM (f0pIy)

43 Actually, you know what, you are right.  I repeated this story in your other comment string, because I read it on red state.  But for the reasons you point out, I think it is inappropriate and unfair.  The least of which reason is that I don't know it to be true.  Is this kid a jerk?  Seems so, but that is not reason to Palin him the way the left Palined Palin.

Posted by: doug at April 08, 2009 05:16 PM (TEIU+)

44 My name used to be so simple, so pure.   You've all sullied me by not understanding that the diff between a vibrator and hockey stick attached to your bro can get muddled after long, lonely nights spent hard at work as a marginally trained chemist in the family meth lab.

Posted by: sis at April 08, 2009 05:16 PM (hm0CN)

45

That kid is a total fuckstick, but casually tossing around accusations of incest makes you as bad as the lowest trolls who slither in here.

Posted by: Warden at April 08, 2009 05:17 PM (QoR4a)

46 ce; I thought that was the whole point of the "kinda creepy" statements about this on the first two posts. So what's the issue?

Posted by: Vic at April 08, 2009 05:17 PM (f6os6)

47 It's Alaska, people.  What's the ratio of males to females up there, 15 to 1?  It's simply a question of supply and demand.  I, for one, believe in capitalism.

Posted by: gator at April 08, 2009 05:17 PM (yUiO3)

48 What annoys me about the media coverage of this is that they are so desperate to turn her into the villain, despite the fact that she's repeatedly publicly defended Levi!

Levi really needs to think about what he's doing. Forget Sarah and the politics. He risks permanently poisoning his relationship with Bristol over this media tour. They may never be married, but they don't have to be enemies. Not only does this have the potential to make him miserable for the rest of his adult life, it will emotionally harm Tripp.


Posted by: Robert_Paulson at April 08, 2009 05:17 PM (zjgCD)

49

gator  --  I hear ya.

If Jennifer Connelly was my sister  --  welp, call me Mister sister fucker.

Posted by: Eleven at April 08, 2009 05:17 PM (OGbpf)

50

Looks like someone else is from Georgia.

Hey gator, I don't have any sisters.

Posted by: Vic at April 08, 2009 05:18 PM (f6os6)

51 That's hot.

Posted by: Paris Hilton at April 08, 2009 05:19 PM (teb/C)

52 Ummm, who cares?  Is it just me, or is the blogosphere starting to think they need to post all the time making them post needless crap?  Over at Townhall I'm barraged by videos of Joel Osteen.  Why do I care?  Why do I care what any person of no consequence has to say?  Yeah, it's amusing when Sean Penn, known adulterer stands up and talks morals, but in the end, I don't give a hang.  Things posted for humor are fine, but the serious blogosphere should leave this crap to Perez Hilton.

Posted by: SalvucciFumbles at April 08, 2009 05:22 PM (pekRr)

53 Levi is a jerk - but I agree that is no excuse to 'wonder' about things we really don't have any evidence for.  Also, if he was banging his sister, why should we really care?

I'm going to smack someone with my hobo-stick if I have to hear the phrase 'just asking questions...'.

Posted by: Bald Ninja at April 08, 2009 05:26 PM (4pdbX)

54 You can learn a lot from Lydia.

Posted by: Groucho Marx at April 08, 2009 05:28 PM (MMC8r)

55

Looks like someone else is from Georgia.

Hey gator, I don't have any sisters.  -- Vic

Poor Vic, you ever get lonely give my brother's sis a call.   Aside from the occasional peanut farmer, I think she likes Georgians. 


Posted by: sis at April 08, 2009 05:29 PM (hm0CN)

56

How's it goin', Ella?
And c'mon, admit it.  You want yourself a brudder-tat on your back.

Posted by: reason at April 08, 2009 05:29 PM (q/kmn)

57 I was thinking about "Flowers in the Attic" when I saw this on Thyra. Creepy sis and druged out mom.

Posted by: Mike H at April 08, 2009 05:30 PM (JKy4L)

58

Vic,
If I would've known you needed some, I would've introduced you to one of my five sisters.  Those crazy bitches would've rocked your world.  I think a couple of them were grandmothers in their early thirties.  Too fertile for me.

Eleven,
If Jennifer Connelly were my sister, I would've ripped my cock off about two months into puberty.  Hell, Jennifer's the kind of girl that gets a boy spankin' it before puberty.  It would've died of shaken cock syndrome.  Maybe premature aging, sorta like a dick progeria.  In all seriousness, there would've been a lot of swelling.

Don't get me started on Hugh Jackman Markie Post.

Posted by: gator at April 08, 2009 05:31 PM (yUiO3)

59

you ever get lonely give my brother's sis a call

????? Analyze that statement sis; LOL

Posted by: Vic at April 08, 2009 05:31 PM (f6os6)

60
Tatoos are for pussies.

I had both of my sisters implanted in my ass-cheeks!

Posted by: Michelle Obama at April 08, 2009 05:32 PM (ao5cQ)

61 BTW; I have been married for 28 years now.

Posted by: Vic at April 08, 2009 05:33 PM (f6os6)

62

Sis,
You have any hot brothers with wandering hands?  It's ok to say yes.

could you say yes? Details?

Posted by: gator at April 08, 2009 05:33 PM (yUiO3)

63

"give my brother's sis a call."

...wouldn't that be.........

Posted by: reason at April 08, 2009 05:34 PM (q/kmn)

64

Gator

I have a grandson in college now and I wasn't far from 30s when he was born (I think)

Posted by: Vic at April 08, 2009 05:34 PM (f6os6)

65 62

I just got "501" with hearts, a skull and flowers tattooed on the hollow of my back so I guess you could say, oui, oui.

Posted by: sis at April 08, 2009 05:37 PM (hm0CN)

66 It is kind of creepy to have your sister's name and picture tattooed on you, I have to admit. Doesn't have to mean anything but... what the heck?

PS: I don't like tattoos in general so I might be unfairly biased.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 08, 2009 05:40 PM (PQY7w)

67

Vic,
You did start up quickly.  Good for you: knock it out early and get it over with while you're young enough to have the energy to raise them.
I never had any kids...I think because there were a thousand kids running around my house, all my sisters'.  My nieces and nephews have kids now...in fact, one has six kids.  There's a reason I live in Texas, and it ain't just because everything's bigger.
Congrats on getting the grandson to college.

Posted by: gator at April 08, 2009 05:40 PM (yUiO3)

68 63

"give my brother's sis a call."

...wouldn't that be.........

YES.... That's the joke ... yeesh.   Well, on a low brow thread don't expect Aristophanes

Posted by: sis at April 08, 2009 05:40 PM (hm0CN)

69

One of my sisters had her husband cremated, and, I shit you not, she sprinkled them in her food and ate his ass.

Ironically, she's a tattoo artist.

Posted by: gator at April 08, 2009 05:42 PM (yUiO3)

70

Sis,
Where exactly is a woman's 'hollow'?

Posted by: gator at April 08, 2009 05:43 PM (yUiO3)

71

Well let us just say, that Mercedes seems a little too protective toward her brother, carp, no one even heard of her, since she squealed to the Star Magazine, which started this round robin, about the break up. Sarah accepted the pregnancy, she took him in after his mother got in trouble, she supported their continuing education, even wrote a recommendation letter for that apprenticeship on the North Slope, and this is how he repays her. There's redneck and then yellow bellied snake, guess which category Levi belongs to.

Posted by: ian cormac at April 08, 2009 05:44 PM (1kwr2)

72 I stopped reading Red State awhile ago. Not enough humor while taking themselves too seriously. Red State Army? Morning Talking Points using day old posts? Fuck that bullshit. While I like Erick the few times I've seen him on TV, I can't stand his website and most of his contributors.

Where can you get lesbian porn, valu-rite drinking games, hobo hunting tips, political news, and the Cockholster of the Week? Seems impossible but there's a site that has it all, and that's where I'll be.

Posted by: Brenden at April 08, 2009 05:47 PM (54lqZ)

73

gator

Well I only had one daughter but have 3 grandsons now. I is in college, one is about to graduate HS (maybe), and one is about to start school. Now that is a spread.

Seriously one of your sisters ate her cremated husband???

Crunnnnchy man.

Posted by: Vic at April 08, 2009 05:50 PM (f6os6)

74 70  Depends on how she's contorted?  By law and/or tradition I think we'll need either a Georgian sis or a female hobo to show you.

Posted by: sis at April 08, 2009 05:50 PM (hm0CN)

75 Maybe she just likes the jeans.

Posted by: Kearneys Dad at April 08, 2009 05:50 PM (jSe7a)

76

>Posted by: digitalbrownshirt at April 08, 2009 04:49 PM (/O0iM)

She showed it on the Tyra Banks show. It's on her wrist, not her back. It's totally ugly and trashy, and weird. But not "romantic" type weird, I don't think.

Posted by: TiffVegas at April 08, 2009 05:00 PM (FShrk)

FUCK!!!

Do you do realize you've explained a carefully crafted plot to make people click dozens of links and watch all sorts of videos in order to generate all sorts of web traffic lame comments over abso-fucking-lutely nothing?

My advice: buy a one-way ticket out of the country.

Posted by: Tinian at April 08, 2009 05:51 PM (Ohodx)

77

Sis, OK you meant that to be a joke.

I'm kinda slow reading these things in print.

Posted by: Vic at April 08, 2009 05:52 PM (f6os6)

78 Levicus:
(waving phallus)

What ho! My brand upon my sister's wrist.
An opportunity I cannot miss,
To write upon her cummly back
With this mighty rod of writing tackle
Full engorged with baby spackle!

Posted by: Aristophanes at April 08, 2009 05:52 PM (ao5cQ)

79

Crazy right, Vic?  She's covered in tattoos and piercings, too.  She'll do anything, and has.

One of your grandsons is starting first grade?  One in college, too.  That is a spread.  Hope that one gets out of high school, as it is important.  But, HS doesn't decide your future if you don't let it.  I'd rather have a kid that worked hard and didn't quit than one who was lazy and smart.

Posted by: gator at April 08, 2009 05:53 PM (yUiO3)

80 Thank you, sis, now my schedule is full for the evening.  Rowrlll.

Posted by: gator at April 08, 2009 05:55 PM (yUiO3)

81 I think he'll get out OK but may take another year. Oh well, maybe he'll buckledown and get serious.

Posted by: Vic at April 08, 2009 05:55 PM (f6os6)

82

Might need a year to grow up....could be better for him in the long run.  Not the best case scenario, but doesn't have to be a big deal.  You just worry about getting to Wyoming.

At least he doesn't have a tattoo of his sister's name on his junk.

Posted by: gator at April 08, 2009 06:00 PM (yUiO3)

83

Hey, I porked his sister.  What's the big deal?

 

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 08, 2009 06:01 PM (d8o9X)

84 77

That's cool, Vic.  At least we found out a lot of great stuff about yours and Gator's families.  That's fun.

Plus we got Aristophanes to show up too (and I promise it's definitely not me).


Posted by: sis at April 08, 2009 06:03 PM (hm0CN)

85

At least he doesn't have a tattoo of his sister's name on his junk.

 

That reminded me of a sea story. The guy who bunked above me on the ship started screaming in his bunk one morning I jumped out and asking what was going on. His shorts were covered in blood. It seemed that he had gone out the night before and got a butterfly tattooed on his junk.

 

When I was getting my discharge physical he was getting his over 4 physical and we were all lined up for the old “cough” test. The doc came down the line and I was waiting on him to reach the butterfly. When he did he just started laughing his ass off.

His first question….are you married, then what does your wife think about that?

Posted by: Vic at April 08, 2009 06:07 PM (f6os6)

86

Sis

Me and gator did the small world thing the other night. We both are from Ga and my wife is from TX.

We also have relatives working at the same place.

Posted by: Vic at April 08, 2009 06:09 PM (f6os6)

87

Sis,
No crazy family stories?  Did I hear you say you had a blog I could check out?

I wonder how drunk I'd have to be to get a tattoo on the old johnson.  I wonder how high on meth I'd have to be to get a tattoo of a butterfly on it.  Hilarious.

Posted by: gator at April 08, 2009 06:10 PM (yUiO3)

88 78

Aristophanes,

You really can write.   You've still got it.

Posted by: sis at April 08, 2009 06:11 PM (hm0CN)

89 One of my sisters had her husband cremated, and, I shit you not, she sprinkled them in her food and ate his ass.

Was he dead?

Posted by: lmg at April 08, 2009 06:13 PM (A/vgC)

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Posted by: redrock at April 08, 2009 06:15 PM (rKgL9)

91 87

Gator...... some of us would LOVE you on my chick blog, we'd play with you like a new toy.  I'm not so sure the feeling would be mutual on your part though ... I have to think about this.

Do you have an email that you can post?

Posted by: sis at April 08, 2009 06:16 PM (hm0CN)

92 Holy gross.

Posted by: Shannon at April 08, 2009 06:16 PM (v4qA1)

93

I, for one, believe in capitalism.

Running a family business, gator?

Posted by: andycanuck at April 08, 2009 06:19 PM (ws1tw)

94

Well It's been a good day folks and I'll have to say so long until the early morning genghis stuff.

Ya'll be good.

Posted by: Vic at April 08, 2009 06:21 PM (f6os6)

95 I side with the close brother/sister thing. If it's true their parents are trash, Levi's probably always protected his little sister. What's wrong with that?

Look, Levi's a young guy with trashy parents. You can't expect him to turn down a chance to go on that airhead Tyra Banks' show. If he were to turn her down, it would be great, but he's gullible and angry and being led in all the wrong directions.

I'm sure the Palins have already forgiven him.

Posted by: Bad Outlaw at April 08, 2009 06:22 PM (VlRqb)

96 Obsessing over this crap is just allowing the MSM culture of retardation and mediocrity to invade stand up sites like RS, AoS, etc.

Posted by: Bad Outlaw at April 08, 2009 06:24 PM (VlRqb)

97 Todd needs to take this punk motherfucker out in the woods in beat him to death with a shovel.  Or I'll fly up there and do it myself.  Enough already.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at April 08, 2009 06:26 PM (68g1s)

98

Her husband was doornail dead.  The business is family, and business is good.

Intrigued, sis, intrigued, indeed.

An e-mail I can post?  Let's see....

 

Posted by: gator at April 08, 2009 06:26 PM (yUiO3)

99 Looking for some good spam

Posted by: gator at April 08, 2009 06:32 PM (yUiO3)

100

I'm starting to wish I'd never heard the name Palin.

 

And this Levi fuck? I hope his dick falls off and a grizzly eats it, then a giant iceberg falls on the grizzly, then the whole mess is wiped out by a itty bitty asteroid strike.

Posted by: Jones at April 08, 2009 06:32 PM (KOkrW)

101

Meh, another day, another attempt to destroy Sarah Palin...

When her campaign starts she's still getting my money no matter what anyone says about her, her family, her moose killing or anything else.

Posted by: shoey at April 08, 2009 06:37 PM (RxUMK)

102 Gator I just emailed you.   Email me back.

Posted by: sis at April 08, 2009 06:38 PM (hm0CN)

103 Levi's mom was arrested for dealing oxycontin, not meth. I don't know if that's an upgrade--still sounds pretty bad.

Posted by: stace at April 08, 2009 07:09 PM (g/wgk)

104 Hmm... Erick spells his name with a "ck" instead of only a "c" as all good patriots do.  The only "Erick's" I know are Scandi invaders.  Think about that for 2 minutes.  And then pause.  And then think about it for 36 seconds longer.

Yeah, me too.

Posted by: Contributor X at April 08, 2009 07:33 PM (+bxIM)

105
Mercedeka:

A lisping maid, I'm at my beth,
When loaded up on crystal meth,
Levicus, that twig you push,
It bends and shrinks when in the bush,
I crave a hard, strong Pole,
Like Charles Bronson
And not, by Zeus, your small vienna-ed Levi Johnston!

Posted by: Aristophanes at April 08, 2009 07:33 PM (oEAm5)

106 I think there's about a hundred pornos that have been made with this kind of theme.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at April 08, 2009 07:43 PM (ysoZG)

107 Ace,

I appreciate the concern, though I think -- from the left at least -- it is very funny that a lot of the people mad at me were championing Andrew Sullivan's investigation into Trig Palin's real mother.

My original intention was not to imply incest, but to highlight how seriously creepy it is for a guy's sister to have his name tattooed across her back.

Yeah, in hindsight, people can clearly draw that I'm implying incest. Oh well. It's more Angelina Jolie and her brother, which is in and of itself damn creepy.

I don't really care that the left is going crazy until they are willing to all condemn Andrew Sullivan.

I understand the concerns though. Thanks.

Posted by: Erick Erickson at April 08, 2009 07:50 PM (n5tCq)

108 Jeesh, if I was Bristol I think I'd reach for a nice hydrochloric acid douche right about now...

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 08, 2009 08:04 PM (iafWn)

109

Okay, I watched (hated it but watched) most of the nearly 30 minutes of the interview on youtube so my comment could be fact based.

I never have and never would make up lies about people, even people who made up lies about me.  On the other hand, I so not feel a need for such restraint when it comes to discussing facts about the truly stupid things they say or do. I feel no moral obligation to protect them from themselves.  The girl showed the tattoo (on her wrist) on national TV.  I'm sure I should be above such things but I'm not and don't even want to be. 

Posted by: BA at April 08, 2009 08:24 PM (GkYyh)

110 What a Palin thread and no comment from andros yet?  He's usually on likes flies to shit.

Posted by: logprof at April 08, 2009 08:25 PM (tjUml)

111

If it's on her wrist, then so the fuck what? I know a guy with a tat of his brother on his arm (name and picture) and another guy with a tat of his whole family tree on his arm. Lucky the tree guy is Somoan because he's got one HUGE family to list.

If we want to smear someone with incest claims we should dig out that picture of Bill Clinton and Chelsea sharing an umbrella at the library dedication. He looked like he was ready to make out with her.

Posted by: digitalbrownshirt at April 08, 2009 08:42 PM (/O0iM)

112 Ha! And people say having H E L L tattooed across my knuckles is weird.

Posted by: Adam at April 08, 2009 08:56 PM (dkcp2)

Posted by: royalmewigs at April 08, 2009 09:24 PM (YRTmg)

114 I think associating with the Palin family was the best thing that ever happened to young Levi and he's whizzed it away.

Posted by: sandbagger at April 08, 2009 09:36 PM (ECgIF)

115

@11: "Bristol Palin is starting to appear more and more intelligent with every passing day."

 

Other than that part where she, you know, fucked him.  That ratchets the ol' smartometer down a few notches.

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at April 08, 2009 09:40 PM (KSnlH)

116

oxycontin, not meth. I don't know if that's an upgrade--still sounds pretty bad.

 

I had a lot of dental work last year- couple crowns, couple root canals, one extraction- and it seemed I had oxycontin or vicodin most of the time. that shit is dreamy...

we did a lot- well, not a lot, but whenever we had to- crystal meth in the Army- it was Germany, (the 70s) the hours were long, and the stuff was cheap- but I never saw any 'methheads' - just guys who occasionally snorted up to maintain heavy work schedules- and i mean 24hr work days, sometimes 36hrs

hell, in Grafenwohr I once had a workday that lasted 5 days- thanks, crystal meth!

Posted by: Jones at April 08, 2009 10:46 PM (KOkrW)

117 Man, now y'all made me feel skeevy for snarking on Mercede's creepy tattoo in the other thread. Thanks, morons.

Anyway, I think the question isn't so much "Should we go there?" as it is "Should we waste any more time discussing this sperm donor?" Levi, your 15 seconds are up, don't let the door hit ya on the way out!

Posted by: Angry Beaver at April 08, 2009 11:37 PM (LTH0F)

118 I'm going to need a flowchart here.

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at April 09, 2009 01:12 AM (BikNy)

Posted by: ƒƒ‹—F•ๅW at April 09, 2009 04:40 AM (5V5YH)

120 This wouldn't have been weird at all among the white trash I've known. It's less 'I'm really really close to my sister/brother' than 'I don't really give more than two minute's thought to what I am permanently etching on my body'.

Posted by: seph at April 09, 2009 06:30 AM (MN42S)

121 Ace, I have a friend who actually married his sister.  Yep, his mom married her dad and he was the progeny of his mom and dad and she was the progeny of his mom and dad and so even though they were technically brother and sister by the marriage of their respective parents they weren't related by blood at all...you gotta admit that is kind of weird.
Posted by: muffy at April 08, 2009 04:39 PM

Holy Cow! Up here in Seattle, one of the most prominent  and loved families in the local Catholic parish did this when I was a tot. Widowed mom met a great guy and their kids fell for each other even quicker. All married.

Far out.

Posted by: jcjimi at April 09, 2009 07:53 AM (n99Dn)

122 And conservatives can't figure out why they aren't winning elections?

No. It's not because it's the party of white trash...it's because you're spreading the same stereotypes about yourselves that the liberals employ against you!

Under most common definitions of the term, some 80 million people in America are 'white trash.' That's quite the voter base you've alienated, kids.

Plus, you're hypocrites. It's not ok to do black watermelon jokes or Mexican cockroach jokes, but it's ok to joke about 'white trash'??? ...thereby denigrating yourselves and the majority of the people in this country who actually work for a living.

Well-frigging-done.

Idjits...

Are ya stupid by birth or do ya haveta work at it a bit?

Just askin'.

Posted by: Warren Bonesteel at April 09, 2009 08:22 AM (1UL5o)

123 I'm sorry bonesteel, but are you serious?  What planet do you live on? Go back to the DNC or or the DNC propaganda machine (the Media) and tell them your little troll event didn't work.

Posted by: Magic at April 09, 2009 09:05 AM (WGcw3)

124 "Hey look - SNOWBILLIES!"

Posted by: mojo at April 09, 2009 09:25 AM (g1cNf)

125

I know I'm late to this, but being as I'm from Alabama, I'd like to leave you with the state song;

I'm My Own Grandpa

http://tinyurl.com/yu3v5y

 

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at April 09, 2009 11:16 AM (ZGhSv)

126 The key question:  Is his name tramp stamped on her back? 

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