Yes: Obama's "Special Gift" to the Queen Included <i>Obama's Greatest Hits</i>

Yes: Obama's "Special Gift" to the Queen Included Obama's Greatest Hits

Here's how fucking taken with himself he is: When I saw commenters speculating about this, I thought, "No way. Come on guys, don't be ridiculous."

That's how ridiculous this is. So ridiculous I discounted it as too ridiculous and thought those suggesting it were ridiculous.

But here's what's on the iPod, among pictures of the queen's previous visits (as if she doesn't have an entire staff of court photographers for that purpose):

* Photos from President Obama’s Inauguration
* Audio of then-state senator Obama’s speech at the 2004 Democratic National Convention, and
* Audio of President Obama 2009 Inauguration Address

Remember Gordon Brown's gifts had great historic import, and were intended to flatter the recipient. So Obama decided, "Okay, historic import, eh?" And so the greatest historic achievement he could conceive of was his own fucking election.

And of course his gift, rather than flattering the recipient, instead flatters himself.

Here's how CNN headlined the story earlier, by the way:

A "special" iPod. As if it's specially handcrafted from scrimshaw and hobbit-skins. Instead of just loaded with a few Wal*Mart 99 cent downloads.

As special as the Special Olympics.

Dave from Garfield Ridge wrote earlier to me:

Can I be embarrassed about my Commander-in-Chief yet?
The President. . . of the United States. . . visits the Queen of England. . . our mother country. . .
. . .And he makes her a mix tape.

Even worse -- a mix tape of his own songs. From his garage band, Barack Obama & the Golden Unicorns.

Thanks to Slublog for the CNN headline catch.

Posted by: Ace at 09:06 PM

Comments

1 'Class' to Barry is just something he used to teach.

Posted by: nickless at April 01, 2009 09:08 PM (MMC8r)

2 Not to worry. Some pigmentless dentally challenged maroon from formerly Great Britain was on O'Reilly and assured all of us doubting Americans that indeed Obama is as popular as Princess Diana.

Posted by: shibumi at April 01, 2009 09:09 PM (tZB/c)

3 This was really retarded.

Posted by: Special Olympian at April 01, 2009 09:10 PM (6dgj7)

A "special" iPod. Indeed.

Like the Special Olympics.

I thought EXACTLY the same thing when I saw the word "special".

Posted by: Cyn at April 01, 2009 09:11 PM (kbu8g)

5 I'm surprised his spoken word books weren't included. That way he could give her some knowledge.

Posted by: ricky at April 01, 2009 09:11 PM (muUqs)

6 Check out this iPod... I don't know how to say this, but, I'm kind of a big deal.

Posted by: Barry O at April 01, 2009 09:12 PM (mD4t/)

7 I told my fucking kids that if they brought one of those ipod things in my house I'd fucking throw them out and disown them.

ipod.spit.

Posted by: Bill Gates at April 01, 2009 09:13 PM (6dgj7)

8 Wow. I mean wow. Narcissism at its absolute tackiest. Why didn't he just throw in the collector's plate featuring himself from Bed Bath and Beyond and some of those collectors quarters with (once again) himself on one side and that... um Washington(?) guy on the other.

Posted by: jollyroger at April 01, 2009 09:13 PM (ZE2OU)

9 Oh this is just too perfect. Oh how droll...
I am not the president, thank God, nor am I surrounded by sycophants that pick up my shit when I make a doody. However, do any of these dimwits know anything of humility and manners. Mayhaps they should consult Ann Landers or Miss Manners?

And yes this made my day. I snorted out Johnny Walker Black onto my dog, who chided me for wasting fine liquor by promptly lapping it up.

Posted by: steez at April 01, 2009 09:14 PM (7KzjQ)

10 I want one...and a set of miniature screwdrivers from Harbor Freight.

Posted by: Ted Kazinski at April 01, 2009 09:15 PM (6dgj7)

11 Really my only response is HANDS HANDS ALL OVER THE MOTHERFUCKING PLACE

This is a joke. Yes. A joke. Yes. It *has* to be.

Posted by: alexthechick at April 01, 2009 09:15 PM (nLryO)

12 Okay, but did he include that God awful Dune-themed ripoff of 'Knights in White Satin'?

Posted by: GOP Flunkies at April 01, 2009 09:15 PM (ltwze)

13 I am still waiting for Ashton Kutcher to jump out from behind the bushes, yelling how we got punk'd. Been waiting since Nov. 4th.

The best April Fools jokes are the ones that are totally believable. Unfortunately, this is totally believable. And the joke still has 3 years, 10 months to go.

Posted by: A.G. at April 01, 2009 09:16 PM (LOq8a)

Dammmit! Now I have Dana Carvey's Church Lady in my head:

"Well! Isn't that Special!"

Posted by: Cyn at April 01, 2009 09:16 PM (kbu8g)

15 Grr... stupid sockpuppet...

Posted by: Cautiously Pessimistic at April 01, 2009 09:17 PM (ltwze)

16 Every day brings a new moment of disbelief. It's a slow-motion trainwreck.

Posted by: brak at April 01, 2009 09:17 PM (VWrvS)

17 I was so impressed by the performance of the student case competition team I coached this year, I gave them copies of my dissertation!

Posted by: logprof at April 01, 2009 09:17 PM (tjUml)

18 Ladies and gentlemen, President Douchebag.

Posted by: AmishDude at April 01, 2009 09:17 PM (i01iV)

19 I want one too.

Posted by: The robot in "I, Robot" at April 01, 2009 09:18 PM (6dgj7)

20 But ya know, it's the Broadway Show Tunes that *really* make this gift Special.

Posted by: Cyn at April 01, 2009 09:18 PM (kbu8g)

21 To be fair, it was probably the first time Michelle could be proud of an i-Pod.

Posted by: Deety at April 01, 2009 09:19 PM (1jglO)

22 @7 Suck it, Gates.

Posted by: Steve Jobs at April 01, 2009 09:19 PM (B+HYX)

23 I keep saying this but I just cannot believe that Obama's handlers are so deranged and clueless that this is the best they can do for Her Majesty. You know the damn thing will be tossed in the garbage. I mean seriously, she's not going to watch his dumbass speaches. He should have at least loaded it with her favorite classical music artists. But he never should have given the stupid thing to her in the first place. Again, this is another one of those times you have to ask: what would have people said if Bush did this?

Posted by: Sassypants at April 01, 2009 09:20 PM (ynbzu)

24 Where are the soccor Huligans when you need them. How many quid would it take for them to go all scrum on barry. And Lt. Worph

Posted by: hutch1200 at April 01, 2009 09:20 PM (pFQUZ)

25 Bernadine, we need to send Kazinski an ipod! Let's throw in a miniature screwdriver set from Harbor Freight too. He'd like that a lot!

Posted by: Bill Ayers at April 01, 2009 09:20 PM (6dgj7)

Ooo: the perfect show tune..."Camelot," Richard Burton

Posted by: Cyn at April 01, 2009 09:20 PM (kbu8g)

27 In an effort to demonstrate his desire for a classless society, Obama shows us his lack of class.

Posted by: A.G. at April 01, 2009 09:20 PM (LOq8a)

28 If SNL did a skit about this it would be pretty damn funny. WTF are his handlers thinking? Did we get a sleeper from the GOP in there who is fucking this stuff up on purpose or what?

Posted by: Roadking at April 01, 2009 09:21 PM (JpfXc)

SNL. IPOD. BUSH.

figure the rest out yourself

Posted by: hutch1200 at April 01, 2009 09:21 PM (pFQUZ)

Even better tune..."Send in the Clowns"

YES!

Posted by: Cyn at April 01, 2009 09:21 PM (kbu8g)

31 22 @7 Suck it, Gates.

Posted by: Steve Jobs at April 01, 2009 09:19 PM (B+HYX)

I've got FOUR WORDS for you, Jobs:

Throw

Down

You

Pussy

Posted by: Steve Ballmer at April 01, 2009 09:22 PM (MM3Xh)

32 Barack, this is the perfect gift for any occasion. And it is another small step in saving the planet from the evils of global warming. Somehow.

Posted by: Al Gore, Director, Apple Inc. at April 01, 2009 09:22 PM (B+HYX)

In an effort to demonstrate his desire for a classless society, Obama shows us his lack of class.

THREAD WINNER!

Posted by: hutch1200 at April 01, 2009 09:23 PM (pFQUZ)

This is MY personal fav that we loaded onto the ipod for Queenie:

"The King and I"

Posted by: Michelle Obama at April 01, 2009 09:24 PM (kbu8g)

35 Possibility 1: The Obama Adminstration really is this dumb, clueless, and tonedeaf.
Possibility 2: Obama is doing this stuff on purpose. This might be some not-so-subtle way of telling the Brits to fuck right off.

Either possibility is pretty horrifying, actually.

This whole dynamic is just unsettling and weird. I knew that Obama and Co. were unskilled and inexperienced, but good Lord.... Surely there has to be a Protocol Officer in the bowels of the White House who can whisper a word of wisdom into Obama's shell-like ear.

Posted by: Monty at April 01, 2009 09:24 PM (dCZbI)

36 See world! He loves him even more than you do.

Posted by: Kae Gregory at April 01, 2009 09:25 PM (P9zbv)

37 Of course, this is AFTER the disaster with Gordon Brown.

This cannot be explained by mere incompetence.

Posted by: AmishDude at April 01, 2009 09:26 PM (i01iV)

Surely there has to be a Protocol Officer in the bowels of the White House who can whisper a word of wisdom into Obama's shell-like ear.

I cannot help but wonder that there is in fact a Bush hold over who remains and is giving advice...tee hee!

Posted by: Cyn at April 01, 2009 09:26 PM (kbu8g)

39 Maybe it is a historic iPod. You know, like the one Washington took from Stalin after defeating her at the Battle of Waterloo.

Posted by: eman at April 01, 2009 09:27 PM (RkZLl)

40 Relax, everyone. Obama is brilliant, and everything he does is wonderful. Don't sweat it. Bush was the stupid dolt. Just remember that, and everything will be just fine.

Posted by: GregInSeattle at April 01, 2009 09:27 PM (gbGqE)

41 Possibility 2: Obama is doing this stuff on purpose. This might be some not-so-subtle way of telling the Brits to fuck right off.

It's just not the Brits. He's pissed off/on Poland, Brazil, France, I'm sure there's more.

On the positive side, my guess is that even if he does go full on sycophant to Iran/Russia/Syria/N.Korea, he'll find some way to muck it up.

At least, that's what I hope and pray.

Posted by: shibumi at April 01, 2009 09:29 PM (tZB/c)

42 Grouse on, brother. Man, you nailed him.

Don't you miss the nonpereil cultural genius of W?

Wait...did I just taunt conservatives about "culture" in a thread discussing Obama giving the Queen an Ipod?

Why, yes. I am that stupid.

Posted by: ergastularius at April 01, 2009 09:29 PM (etcrC)

43 I don't have the stomach to look, but I'm sure the libs are calling this inspirational or something like that, wishing they could buy one themselves.

Posted by: Doc at April 01, 2009 09:30 PM (mZUKA)

44 But I wanna know will the plug work in the UK?

Posted by: Tee866 at April 01, 2009 09:30 PM (T36yR)

45 When Bary gave a boxed set of DVDs to the British PM, somebody jokingly suggested they were probably for the North American region and wouldn't play in Europe. No, we thought, nobody could be that stupid.

When Bary gave Her Majesty an iPod, somebody jokingly suggested it included Bary's greatest hits and speeches. No, we thought, nobody could be that stupid.

Well, it's time to admit it: Yes, he is that stupid.

So when something happens like the Chinese suggesting that the world should stop using the Dollar for the international standard of exchange, and I think: Not even Bary would be stupid enough to go along with it, I get this sick feeling in my stomach.

Posted by: Socratease at April 01, 2009 09:30 PM (popoS)

46 It could have been worse. At leat he did'nt re-gift the pen holder that Gordon gave him.

Posted by: Roadking at April 01, 2009 09:30 PM (JpfXc)

47 There must be a list of the gifts Bush gave to foreign leaders.

Posted by: eman at April 01, 2009 09:31 PM (RkZLl)

48 Huh, few of my liberal family and friends even know about this. The ones that do think it's a great gift. Plus, the Brits still seem to want to go down on him, what is it to us. Like I said, no problem!

Posted by: GregInSeattle at April 01, 2009 09:32 PM (gbGqE)

49 You know the damn thing will be tossed in the garbage.

No, what's worse is, they're not going to just toss it. I mean, it'll find it's way to some obscure dusty corner of one of the less popular palaces soon enough but it's never going to go away.

If I were a Dixie Chick, I could never visit the U.K. again because I'd know it's there, somewhere, and that would just make me cringe with mortification.

Posted by: Deety at April 01, 2009 09:32 PM (1jglO)

The whole thing couldn't have been more perfect if he'd worn Mickey Mouse ears.

Remember how GWB's swaggering cowboy antics set a new low for American's world image? Scratch that.

Posted by: Marty at April 01, 2009 09:34 PM (fJzu7)

51 41 Possibility 2: Obama is doing this stuff on purpose. This might be some not-so-subtle way of telling the Brits to fuck right off.

>>It's just not the Brits. He's pissed off/on Poland, Brazil,
>>France, I'm sure there's more.

How about Canada and the rest of the Commonwealth? They love QEII.

Posted by: Y-not at April 01, 2009 09:34 PM (KQBGs)

52 I will BET YOU that they didn't pay for the rights to the Obama crap, and he just re-created the speeches by just talking right into the damn iPod.

Posted by: Filly at April 01, 2009 09:35 PM (lsiux)

53 Hey, erg, why is Mr. Fucking Genius always doing classless shit like this?

And while you're typing, how about listing any actual hard evidence of that fabled intellect. What is the actual reason that His Emptiness has this reputation of genius?

Posted by: nickless at April 01, 2009 09:35 PM (MMC8r)

I'm still hoping we'll wake up tomorrow morning to discover this was an elaborate April Fool's joke that Buckingham Palace was in on and ha-ha wasn't it funny that all us rubes fell for it. Giving the Queen of England an iPod. As if. Ha. Ha.

And while I'm not really outraged about this, the fact that Michelle touched the Queen was sorta funny. "OhmiGod, she touched the Queen. Nobody touches the Queen. Quick apologize before this sparks an international incident and the Queen demands Jamestown back or something."

Posted by: ParanoidInSeattle at April 01, 2009 09:36 PM (AJ4xq)

MSN.com: "The President Goes Abroad: Obamas' hip gift for Queen Elizabeth & more highlights."

Hip!

Posted by: James at April 01, 2009 09:37 PM (ufcOR)

56 I can't express my true feelings without violating federal law, so I will just go with this is sooooooo muthafuckin' embarrassing!

Posted by: CB at April 01, 2009 09:37 PM (9Wv2j)

57 Thankfully, Pride cometh before a fall.

Posted by: Techie at April 01, 2009 09:37 PM (QYuCD)

58 I'm a big, fat pussy who's still working out his middle school issues in front of the world. Unfortunately, you have to be witness to it.

Posted by: ergastularius at April 01, 2009 09:37 PM (etcrC)

59 MSN.com: "The President Goes Abroad: Obamas' hip gift for Queen Elizabeth & more highlights."

Hey! Nobody calls Queenie a broad!

Posted by: Y-not at April 01, 2009 09:38 PM (KQBGs)

60 The Queen's gift to Obama was a carton of smokes and can of cheeze whiz.

Worf got a box of puppies and some hot sauce.

Posted by: eman at April 01, 2009 09:38 PM (RkZLl)

61 Don't you miss the nonpereil cultural genius of W?

Posted by: ergastularius at April 01, 2009 09:29 PM (etcrC)

Democrats constantly preach the wonders of diplomacy and yet are the worst at practicing it.

If you're going to piss off a head of state, at least get something out of it, don't make them look foolish to their people over some silly protocol.

Posted by: AmishDude at April 01, 2009 09:39 PM (i01iV)

62 Hey, lighten up, it could have been a Zune.

Posted by: monkeyfan at April 01, 2009 09:39 PM (cEE8N)

63 Oh God. Please, please PLEASE for the love of God let one of the sub-morons in the administration put Shaft on the Ipod as a joke and forgot to erase it.

Posted by: Marty at April 01, 2009 09:39 PM (fJzu7)

64 Democrats constantly preach the wonders of diplomacy and yet are the worst at practicing it.

Isn't "smart" a pre-requisite to "smart diplomacy?"

Apparently not.

Posted by: Y-not at April 01, 2009 09:39 PM (KQBGs)

65 I wish Barack Obama would show the United Kingdom as much courtesy as he's shown the Iranian dictatorship.

Posted by: Daryl Herbert at April 01, 2009 09:39 PM (vpcJV)

66 Well, for one, O not a goddamned, fucking Texan, ersatz or not. That's already a head start.

Posted by: ergastularius at April 01, 2009 09:41 PM (etcrC)

67 Queen Elizabeth II: Monty, I welcome you to Buckingham Palace.
Monty: Yeah, I guess. It's kind of a musty old barn, isn't it? Plus it kind of smells like cat pee. Or is that you?
Queen: Um...well, my cat Truffles is rather old--
Monty: Okay, so your cat is old and pees all over. I can relate. I used to have a dog that would shit in my bed, can you believe that?
Queen: Ah, I see. Yes. Well, pets are--
Monty: A pain in the ass sometimes. But what can you do, am I right?
Queen: Yes. So, at any rate, I would like to present you with this sterling silver pen-and-pencil set, struck from ingots of pure silver in our own Exchequer.
Monty: Huh. A pen and pencil set, huh? I was kind of hoping for one of those cool fur hats the guard dudes wear out in front of the palace, you know? Or maybe some naked picture of that chick in the Harry Potter movies. Or is that gross? I think she's of age now, right? Does England have laws against that kind of stuff?
Queen: I--
Monty: But hey, you're the Queen, right? You can do whatever you want, right? Who's gonna tell you no? So anyway, here's a list of the poses I like. And make sure she's wearing a french-maid outfit in at least some of the pictures.
Queen: I--
Monty: Can you imagine the scratch I can get off the 'bay for that shit? I can pay off my Camaro!
Queen: Well. Well, I don't know. Um...perhaps...I don't think....
Monty: Naw, I'm just bustin' your nuts, Lizzie. I got so much smut on my laptop now I wouldn't be able to watch it all before the Judgement Trump anyway.
Queen: Your laptop. I see.
Monty: Speaking of cool shit, check this out. This is a denim jacket signed by the Motor City Madman himself, Mr. Ted Nugent. Try it on, Lizzie. It's a little keepsake from the colonies.
Queen: Ah, yes! Yes. How wonderful. It has a rather...tart odor...
Monty: Yeah, that was some skunky shit we were smoking that night, all right. Speaking of which, can you hook me up? You look like you get high.
Queen: It's been a pleasure, sir, but my schedule--
Monty: Hey, no sweat. Old people gotta take naps, and you're like what? A hundred or something? No probs. Enjoy the jacket, and if you find someone who can break me off some weed gimme a holler on my cell.
Queen: Thank you for visiting.
Monty: Yeah, and thanks for the wicked pen. On a totally unrelated note, do you know if there's a pawn shop nearby?

Posted by: Monty at April 01, 2009 09:41 PM (dCZbI)

68 I chalked some of the initial shit up to Axelrod and friends trying to lower expectations, so they could build towards the next election. But, now it is starting to look like he is intentionally devaluing the Office itself.

Posted by: Jean at April 01, 2009 09:41 PM (xCBQ4)

why is Mr. Fucking Genius always doing classless shit like this?

Why does God send hurricanes, earthquakes and tornados?

Because HE'S GOD, and he can get away with it.

Posted by: GregInSeattle at April 01, 2009 09:42 PM (gbGqE)

If it makes anyone feel better, which it didnt make me feel better, I was recently on a cruise and drank with some british soldiers and apologized over the Gordon Brown DVD set.

PS They hated Obama too.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at April 01, 2009 09:43 PM (R3G9r)

71 Well at least O'Dumbfuck didn't give the Queen a Barbie doll with a collection of miniature clothing styles as worn by his wife James Brown. If he had, the Queen would have been very impressed with the Bumble Bee outfit, more befitting of a ten dollar hooker strolling Biscayne Boulevard in Miami.

Posted by: Fish at April 01, 2009 09:43 PM (CG+cG)

72 I am beginning to suspect that Monty is right! Captain Shazaam had the MSM running interference during the election, but he wasn't this brain dead. He hasn't appointed anyone to the needed posts. Most of this stuff are things that can be done by staff, so what the fuck is going on here? The snub to Sarkozy and Gordon Brown had to have been deliberate.

Is he trying to do as much damage to the US as possible? I know it sounds strange but I cannot believe that many people can be that stupid.

Posted by: Travis at April 01, 2009 09:43 PM (s3rUw)

73 I cannot wait until Obama has a face-to-face with Amadinijad. Probably give him a Guitar Hero game.

Posted by: harbqll at April 01, 2009 09:44 PM (JZhkJ)

74 Basically, all your pussy whining about O and his gaffes, pratfalls, and contradictions are meaningless given the clear memory of the appalling stupidity of the man you blew so often, George W.

Basically, you have no legitimate response as yet another episode of jaw-dropping imbecility unveils the essential douchebaggery of your classless arrogant preening dumbfuck Messiah.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 01, 2009 09:44 PM (vyzdL)

(not a joke) Michelle O committed the ultimate British faux pas. She touched the Queen by briefly putting her well-toned arm on the Queen's back. People have lost their heads over lesser offenses.

Obama is getting a dog next week. I guess he wants a companion for the one he already has.

Posted by: Barry's Used Cars at April 01, 2009 09:44 PM (jYk3y)

Did we get a sleeper from the GOP in there who is fucking this stuff up on purpose or what?

Hey, come to think of it, where is Leslie Neilson, anyway?

Posted by: sherlock at April 01, 2009 09:45 PM (L4jPh)

77 Is this just payback for the time the Queen put that snuke in Barry's Secretary of State's snizz?

Posted by: Andy at April 01, 2009 09:46 PM (B+HYX)

78 Geeez...An Ipod seems to be quite a tacky gift to be giving a Queen for Gods sake. You'd have thought something a little more personel would have been more appropriate, like maybe a lock of hair( okay forget that one) or a complete set of fingernail clippings.

Posted by: c6dave at April 01, 2009 09:46 PM (zHtlH)

79 erg can only complain about Bush.

It's the new collary to Godwin's Law: 'When a leftist is forced to defend his side's failure by invoking Bush, the thread is finished and whoever mentioned Bush has automatically "lost" whatever debate was in progress.'

You lose, erg.

Posted by: nickless at April 01, 2009 09:46 PM (MMC8r)

#50 - The whole thing couldn't have been more perfect if he'd worn Mickey Mouse ears.

He would have, but they wouldn't fit over his real ears...

Posted by: jana at April 01, 2009 09:47 PM (vSRlG)

81 What's more, I am fairly sure that the Queen, queenly as she is, is probably an unreconstructed racist at heart.

Which means: the yanks elected a grinning Negro fool with big ears and he gave me a small tv.

Posted by: tachyonshuggy at April 01, 2009 09:49 PM (gljje)

82 I read she already had an ipod. She should have said, "Barry. Dearest. I'm the fucking Queen of England. Does it look like hearing works? What? WHAT?"

Christ, he probably had to stop at Best Buy while on the way to meet Gordy Brown and then crammed it full of youtube videos from his fucking laptop.

Posted by: yambles at April 01, 2009 09:49 PM (PLAPA)

83 Travis you have to understand who Obama IS.

He's a guy, born in Hawaii, who was raised in Indonesia, who idolizes Kenya and "African Socialism" (just read his books, he'll tell you himself) who believes "A White Man's Greed causes a WORLD IN NEED!"

Obama is nothing more than racial grievance and Whitey-baiting raised to the power of 1,000, mixed in with "Volk Socialist" anti-Americanism with a huge dose of Indonesian, Kenyan, and Pakeee-stan-ian Muslim-directed Anti-Americanism.

After all, he's constantly reminding foreigners whenever he speaks to them about how he was born a Muslim, raised a Muslim, and has many, many Muslim relatives. He couldn't even make a show of putting his hand over his heart during the National Anthem, and wear the flag lapel pin. He made a big point NOT TO. While running for President!

That New Yorker cartoon was predictive, not satire. Of COURSE Obama hates America -- it's filled with a bunch of "Whitey" and non-Muslims.

Posted by: whiskey at April 01, 2009 09:51 PM (L03mw)

Who the hell is running the protocol department?

Posted by: Cooper at April 01, 2009 09:51 PM (0gxgk)

85 To ergacockholster, the Emperor is still clothed in brilliant finery.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 01, 2009 09:52 PM (vyzdL)

86 Major Garrett on FoxNews reported that the Queen requested a "video" I-Pod. That's the spin that is being released.

Posted by: Cooper at April 01, 2009 09:53 PM (0gxgk)

87 Haa haaaa -- Brits aren't happy MO didn't know you're not supposed to manhandle the queen in your ogre-like embrace, or touch her in the first place. At the I-pod exchange, an extra moment of disgrace.

http://tinyurl.com/czp84u

"Protocol is abandoned as MO Cosies up to the Queen"
div#related-article-links p a, div#related-article-links p a:visited { color:#06c; }

"Protocol seems to be dispensed with when the Obamas come to town.

Michelle Obama and the Queen slipped their arms around each other towards the end of a reception at Buckingham Palace held in honour of the G20 leaders and their wives.

It had been considered a breach of protocol to touch the Queen. When the former Australian Prime Minister Paul Keating put his arm around the Queen in 1992, he was branded the “Lizard of Oz”. When his successor, John Howard, was accused of doing the same, a spokesman insisted: “We firmly deny that there was any contact whatsoever.”...

Posted by: Tacky Michelle Strikes at April 01, 2009 09:53 PM (hm0CN)

88

I wonder if Butthead Barry the Wonder Chimp thinks that, in Britain, there is no such thing as an iPod.

What a fucking idiot.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E. Buzz Miller at April 01, 2009 09:55 PM (cTHpq)

89 I wish we could give her our special president (TOTUS).

Posted by: MlR at April 01, 2009 09:56 PM (0vdx6)

90 Whiskey I know all that! What I have trouble getting over is the deliberate part. Could this guy really be out to sink the United States? It sounds like a movie script.

Just so we admit that Bush had his classless moments as well lets compare...

President and Mrs. Bush gave Her Majesty a bronze statuette “High Desert Princess” with a personal inscription on the bottom of the base. It is a replica of the original life size statue that is located in front of the National Cowgirl Museum and Hall of Fame in Ft. Worth, Texas.

President and Mrs. Bush gave The Prince Philip an exclusive sterling silver eagle box by Tiffany & Co. with personal inscription on the inside lid.

President and Mrs. Bush gave Their Majesties a leather presentation box filled with a collection of documents from the National Archives. One of the items was a copy of an original letter from President Roosevelt to her father, King George, written in 1938. There were also photos from previous royal visits and a DVD of the footage from the Queen’s visit to the United States when she was Princess Elizabeth in 1951.

Sure glad we have the Harvard man in there instead of the Texas hillbilly!

Posted by: Travis at April 01, 2009 09:57 PM (s3rUw)

91 I knew Obama was a juvenile prick when he did the *subtle* fuck-you chin scratch during the election. But an I-Pod?

He's a 40-something teenager. The only reason he doesn't live in his mother's basement is that he discovered how to maximize collection of the public dole. Obama is the world's best paid welfare case.

Posted by: Justin at April 01, 2009 10:02 PM (iH1PP)

92 erg, i'd like to find you in real life and buy you a beer or two.

Then kick your ass.

And I'm not by any means a violent man, but this shit is not funny. Not a bit. You are a true pussy. You never answer any of the questions or challenges, so I conclude that you are a true wuss.

Posted by: Mephitis at April 01, 2009 10:02 PM (ehXLT)

93 So the American President gave the Queen of England a product made in Taiwan? What is our current unemployment rate?

Hmmmmm

K

Posted by: Kestrel♠ at April 01, 2009 10:03 PM (NBndd)

94 Major Garrett on FoxNews reported that the Queen requested a "video" I-Pod. That's the spin that is being released.

Because the Queen just couldn't manage to get one, and 'requested' one. From a foreign leader. Mm-hm.

Posted by: nickless at April 01, 2009 10:04 PM (MMC8r)

Obama giving the Queen an iPod makes perfect sense for a narcissist like him. Of course he thinks everyone likes the same things he does- because he likes himself, and he's good, so the things he likes are good, and others of course will like them as well.

The Queen of England is 83 years old. She endured the Nazi blitz. She was coronated before President Fuckstick was born. WTF were Obama's lackeys thinking, that this woman is someone who would use an iPod?!?!?!

My God this asshole Obama is a supreme embarrassment.

Posted by: Jones at April 01, 2009 10:04 PM (KOkrW)

96 erg is a limp dick. Good thing the inner-tubes provide cover for his virgin ass.

Posted by: Alex at April 01, 2009 10:04 PM (2hcV2)

97 Whoa, man, that did not come out how I thought it would.

Posted by: Alex at April 01, 2009 10:05 PM (2hcV2)

98 Yeah iPods are so hip! Well, they were hip back before old people had them. Doesnt Benedict already have one? Sheesh, my grandma is on Facebook.

Posted by: Scandi Dirt at April 01, 2009 10:05 PM (yNK35)

99 Is it possible that with Obama giving all the trillions of dollars away that he is short on actual cash to buy decent gifts for Prime Minister Gordon Brown and the Queen? Maybe he couldn't charge any more stuff and had to pay cash.

Posted by: Smorgasbord at April 01, 2009 10:06 PM (oKABT)

100 I'm buzzed right now, I really am.

I needed to toast the fact that humor writing now apparently predicts the future.

Posted by: Filly at April 01, 2009 10:07 PM (lsiux)

101 When the Royal Navy shows up off Massachusetts and tries to reclaim it, don't blame me.

Posted by: SGT Dan at April 01, 2009 10:07 PM (vfDxP)

102 "The White House tells us that President Bush has given the Queen some gifts. Two silver platters and a porcelain bowl. Apparently the Queen gave Mr Bush a sterling silver ruler engraved with the names of past US presidents, a book about the Crown Jewels and a jewel box."

"In return, the Queen gave the President [Obama] a silver framed signed photograph of herself and the Duke of Edinburgh - apparently a standard present for visiting dignitaries."

Seems the Queen gave Bush more than the standard present for visiting dignitaries.

Posted by: Travis at April 01, 2009 10:08 PM (s3rUw)

103 http://___80.imageshack.us/my.php?image=queenieipod.jpg

Posted by: crizzyboo at April 01, 2009 10:09 PM (x8pSq)

104 SGT Dan, Fuck you. I'll be with the Brits. We're subjects now anyway!

Posted by: hutch1200 at April 01, 2009 10:11 PM (pFQUZ)

105 #83, Whiskey, you could tell me that fucker prays to Mecca behind locked doors and I'd believe it.

Posted by: SGT Dan at April 01, 2009 10:11 PM (vfDxP)

106

I'm surprised Obama didn't bring the Queen a plaster cast of his johnson and a mason jar full of ballsweat. It's what he got Chris Matthews for Christmas.....

So thoughtful our unicorn sodomizing new President.

Posted by: Big E at April 01, 2009 10:12 PM (VOigi)

107 #81 has to be the best comment of the year so far.

Posted by: John Galt at April 01, 2009 10:12 PM (Ylv1H)

108 What's this "Obama to queen: I didn't nod off" headline?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 01, 2009 10:13 PM (H1lkJ)

109

Forgive my ignorance, but doesn't the UK function on 220 lines with weird plugs and shit? It been more than 10 years since I was there, but I recall having to bring a fucked up adapter thing with me to be able to use US stuff... which didn't work worth a damn.

What are the chances that Obumbles fucked up twice on the US to UK conversion front?

Posted by: Damiano at April 01, 2009 05:18 PM (cfKer)

Anybody got the answer?

Posted by: Jones at April 01, 2009 10:13 PM (KOkrW)

110 Justin 91
His mother was rarely around.

Had she held him close he might still be chewing betelnut in the cooking shed under second pappy's loseman.

Posted by: monkeyfan at April 01, 2009 10:13 PM (cEE8N)

111 I wish the queen gave him a carton of Kools. And a smoking jacket.

Posted by: hutch1200 at April 01, 2009 10:13 PM (pFQUZ)

112 As for no. 86's "Major Garrett on FoxNews reported that the Queen requested a "video" I-Pod...", who cares what Barney Frank wants?

Posted by: t-bird at April 01, 2009 10:14 PM (FcR7P)

113 Obama gives his "I am Me, Hear Me roar" speech in Germany. He repeatedly insults the Brits and now adds insult to injury with this majestic narcissism. Do you think Obama's trying to say something here?

That "gift" is pretty much modern graffiti. The signature? In Obama's passive-aggressive speak: Here's a set of photos of my ass; Here's an audio of me asking you "How's my ass taste?"; And here's a video of me shaking my ass in your face.

I guess the only thing to do now is sneeze and wipe his nose on the Union Jack and maybe put out a cigarette on the bust of Churchill.

I think the kingdom component of England has gone on too long, but jeeze Barry... show some class to your fellow socialists, you dipshit.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 01, 2009 10:15 PM (swuwV)

114

When the Royal Navy shows up off Massachusetts and tries to reclaim it, don't blame me get in their way until they've hauled it off like the garbage scow it is!

FTFY...oh, and then ask them when they want to pick up the other loads we have waiting for them on the shores of the Potomac and Lake Michigan.

Posted by: sherlock at April 01, 2009 10:17 PM (L4jPh)

115 The only thing that could make this more pathetic would be to learn that he downloaded all the crap from torrent sites.

It's is kinda funny that it was the Queen who gave him an autographed picture of herself. Betcha Barry was thinking, "Damn! I should have though of that! Could have save myself $200!"

Posted by: Damiano at April 01, 2009 10:18 PM (cfKer)

116 Also, I would like to note that when someone at work told me he got the queen an Ipod I thought they were pulling my leg. This shit about putting his speeches on there I am really having a hard time processing. Isn't there anyone left at the State Department from before January? Or is everyone just too afraid to tell Michelle that she's a moron (I assume it was her idea).

Posted by: Big E at April 01, 2009 10:18 PM (VOigi)

117 Having shown her class with George and Laura in the gifts she chose for them my guess is she heard about Brown's DVDs and said, "Why bother?" and gave Barry a photograph of her and her husband.

I'd bet anything that Barry and Michelle giggled together about it later in the car and one of them said, "What a narcissist!"

Posted by: Shannon at April 01, 2009 10:19 PM (v4qA1)

118 I am going to be relieved to read the update in the morning when Ace reveals the truth of this sick April fools joke.

Posted by: John Galt at April 01, 2009 10:19 PM (Ylv1H)

119 First rule of gifts for foreign dignitaries: If you can buy it at Wal-Mart, you've failed. Sure for me shopping at wally world is going uptown, but it's not for Her Royal Highness.

Saw on another website for morons, a poster suggested a piece of Steuben glassware. Handmade in the USA, very nice, and easily under a thousand bucks. Ditto Blenko glassware.

Get a vase, throw in a quart of Valu-Rite and the Queen would be drinkin' in style. Anyway, she already had an iPod. Maybe she can trade it to Gordon Brown for the DVDs !

Posted by: jbarntt at April 01, 2009 10:20 PM (e5DIV)

120 How would we go about disowning Barry, or at least distancing ourselves from him? Dumber than dirt, this one.

Posted by: The Black Race at April 01, 2009 10:22 PM (FcR7P)

121 At this point, I am wondering if we should be grateful that the Queen will at least be able to watch her collection of crappy Barry movies with the trouble of incorrect region codes.

Any word on Barry bringing Brown an American DVD player so he can watch his new movie collection? Don't forget the electrical converter!

Posted by: Damiano at April 01, 2009 10:25 PM (cfKer)

122 Can we patch in the Recent Comments to The Royal Teleprompter?

Hey, Barry! Say "?? ?? ?"!

Posted by: t-bird at April 01, 2009 10:27 PM (FcR7P)

123 nuts, that was supposed to be Chinese characters...

Posted by: t-bird at April 01, 2009 10:28 PM (FcR7P)

124

I bet Obama gave his dickmitten mom lube and dildos for Christmas.

Posted by: gator at April 01, 2009 10:28 PM (yUiO3)

125 You don't get it. The new history began when Barry gave that DNC speech in 2004, the old history doesn't matter. Every thing that came before is irrelevant, therefore protocols do not matter.
-OMB

Posted by: OMB at April 01, 2009 10:30 PM (bxzCC)

126

Barry dipshit should have thrown in a couple of those classic-to-be velvet nude paintings of him on a unicorn. I'm told you can buy them on ebay.

Posted by: Ronster at April 01, 2009 10:32 PM (5xynA)

127 If Barry wanted to give the queen something to remember him by he should have given her an autographed teleprompter.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 01, 2009 10:32 PM (gaT3j)

128 The next foreign dignitary who visits the US should bring Barry a monogrammed bowling ball.

Posted by: Damiano at April 01, 2009 10:33 PM (cfKer)

129 Since the oceans have receded so far in the two months since Obama's coronation, why didn't the entourage just drive to England?

Posted by: gator at April 01, 2009 10:33 PM (yUiO3)

130

Terribly sorry chaps, this is ever so OT, but

Scarlett Johansen will be in the IRON MAN sequel.

Posted by: Jones at April 01, 2009 10:33 PM (KOkrW)

131

Obama give such inappropriate gifts. For her fifth birthday, I heard he gave Sasha herpes.

Posted by: gator at April 01, 2009 10:36 PM (yUiO3)

132

Obama give such inappropriate gifts. For her fifth birthday, I heard he gave Sasha herpes.

Posted by: gator at April 01, 2009 10:36 PM (yUiO3)

Wow... I am torn between declaring "THREADWINNER" and being repulsed. Either way, you owe me a new keyboard.

Posted by: Damiano at April 01, 2009 10:37 PM (cfKer)

133

I still have trouble believing this, it's so over the top. God, Obama's narcissism would make Patrick Batemen cringe with embarrassment. And then kill a hooker with a power saw.

Posted by: UGAdawg at April 01, 2009 10:37 PM (oQzPK)

134 I don't think O's doing this out of stupidity at all. I think he's doing this on purpose. And with a State agenda. When it'll get really interesting is when he does it with Israel later on.

So....where are the snipers? Are they fucking asleep?

Posted by: Corona at April 01, 2009 10:40 PM (pI8vF)

135 The next foreign dignitary who visits the US should bring Barry a monogrammed bowling ball.

That is a hysterical idea.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 01, 2009 10:40 PM (gaT3j)

136 Oh man...they are NEVER going to throw out that iPod...they're going to put it in a specially lighted glass case in Buckingham Palace for all the tourists to see.

Posted by: CanaDave at April 01, 2009 10:41 PM (vGY9V)

137

Every time I see ergodefuckoffo post, I will forever think of this classic scene I just watched in Deadwood.

http://tinyurl.com/dlt87j

Enjoy!

Posted by: logprof at April 01, 2009 10:42 PM (tjUml)

138 From The Telegraph UK, this:

UPDATE: Pool reporter Richard Wolf of USA Today says that an Obama aide told him the President also gave the Queen a "rare songbook signed by Richard Rodgers". END UPDATE

http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/

Scroll down for Toby Harnden.

Bambi does indirectly blame his wife for the bad gifting, a form of voting "present", but still the Rodgers' songbook counts as a good gift. Can't get it at a going out of biz sale at Circuit City !

Posted by: jbarntt at April 01, 2009 10:42 PM (e5DIV)

139 Buzzed UPdate:
Am now fully drunk. It's the only way to survive.

Posted by: Filly at April 01, 2009 10:44 PM (lsiux)

140 Why is it that every time I read about the Queen's new iPod, that stupid ass U2 "hello, hello" song pops in my head with images a white silhouetted Queen dancing with her new toy?

Anyone have an icepick I can borrow?

Posted by: Damiano at April 01, 2009 10:46 PM (cfKer)

141

Michelle can't be responsible for the songbook signed by a cracker ass cracker, Dick Rodgering. She don't be handing out whitey's propaganda.

Sorry about the keyboard, Damiano, but I feel compelled to report the facts.

Posted by: gator at April 01, 2009 10:47 PM (yUiO3)

142 CanaDave 136

Ahhhh, but MI-5 is smart. They'll put out an exact replica of the Queens iPod so as to foil all the international iPod thieves.

Posted by: monkeyfan at April 01, 2009 10:48 PM (cEE8N)

143 Filly is officially out of Hope.

Damn you, Barry!

Posted by: Shannon at April 01, 2009 10:48 PM (v4qA1)

144 I thought Obama's band name was "Jug Eared Fucks"...

Posted by: UncleFacts at April 01, 2009 10:49 PM (M+Vfm)

145 I am going to buy everyone here an iPod for Christmas, preloaded with a video of Toby the Beagle gettin' him some tuna flavored peanut butter.

Now THAT would be a classy gift. Think I could buy those with my extra $13 in awesome BarryBucks Stimulus cash?

Posted by: Damiano at April 01, 2009 10:49 PM (cfKer)

146 And to think I actually worried that this was too far-fetched:

http://jimtreacher.com/archives/002020.html

Posted by: Jim Treacher at April 01, 2009 10:52 PM (cvmgB)

147

Wish I was drunk, Filly. As it is I am horribly, horribly sober.

Anyhoo, gift ideas for other world leaders:

Whoever's running Mexico this week: A couple of bails of Alaska Thunderfuck and a Tommy Chong glass pipe, and the pleasure of Barry's company--he's a fucking riot when wasted.

Kim Jong Il: The Unrated Tema America;World Police, delivered by Bobby Lee wearing nhtoing but Hello Kitty panties.

Vladimir Putin (yeah, whatever, Vlad is running the place an we all know it): A sicer of Pabst and signed surrender papers

Sarkozy: a case of Ernsest and Julio Gallo really red wine.

Chinese Guy: Chinese takeout and a chance to play Barack one-on-one in the Forbidden City.

Man I wish I was drunk right now.

Posted by: PaleoMedic at April 01, 2009 10:52 PM (yiNoG)

148 66 Well, for one, O not a goddamned, fucking Texan, ersatz or not. That's already a head start.

FUCK YOU, YOU LIBERAL FUCKING CUNT.

Posted by: UncleFacts at April 01, 2009 10:53 PM (M+Vfm)

149

@142 monkeyfan: That's true...the more famous it gets, the more valuable it gets...wonder what it'd fetch on the black market?

Posted by: CanaDave at April 01, 2009 10:53 PM (vGY9V)

150 A lot of typos in my last post. Srsly-- NOT drunk.

Posted by: PaleoMedic at April 01, 2009 10:53 PM (yiNoG)

151

Moment of fun - someone blew the ass out Lenin's statue in St. Petersburg.

LUN

Posted by: Cassandra at April 01, 2009 10:54 PM (ScysQ)

152 Audio of President Obama 2009 Inauguration Address

Her Majesty is quite on in years, she needs her sleep

Posted by: kbdabear at April 01, 2009 10:58 PM (miw86)

153 CanaDave 149

About four Zunes loaded with Dave Mathews and Rage Against the Machine.

Posted by: monkeyfan at April 01, 2009 10:59 PM (cEE8N)

154 You want to know what fucked up is? I explained this to my wife. She thinks it's no big deal, and tells me they just love Obastard over there.

Where did I put that hemlock?

Posted by: George Orwell at April 01, 2009 10:59 PM (AZGON)

155 Takes him out to look at the Queen,
Only place that he's ever been
Always shouts out something obscene
Such a dirty old man

Mean Mr Mustard - The Beatles

Posted by: kbdabear at April 01, 2009 11:01 PM (miw86)

156 I'm actually a little ashamed of myself. I try to think of every President from President Bush backwards as President X. I can't think of Obama as being presidential in any sense of the word.

I think of Obama as President as I think of Will Farrell as comedian.

I ought to convey such nominal respect to President Obama as I have to others, but it just isn't in me.

Posted by: Justin at April 01, 2009 11:02 PM (iH1PP)

157 I bet Obama's bad ass changed the name to Fly-Pod. Maybe I-God?

Posted by: gator at April 01, 2009 11:02 PM (yUiO3)

158 The next foreign dignitary who visits the US should bring Barry a monogrammed bowling ball.

You know, he wouldn't see the irony.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 01, 2009 11:03 PM (MlEgW)

159

#148 UncleFacts

"Sure you wanna quit playing, ergastularius? Game's always between you and gettin' called a cunt."

Posted by: logprof at April 01, 2009 11:03 PM (tjUml)

160 OT: Colmes did a funny April Fools intro to Hannity's show tonite.

Posted by: A.G. at April 01, 2009 11:04 PM (LOq8a)

161 I'd spit on erg, but it'd foul my fucking saliva.

Posted by: UncleFacts at April 01, 2009 11:05 PM (M+Vfm)

162 A.G. yeah, I about shot my tv, when I saw that ferret faced bastard on it again.

Posted by: UncleFacts at April 01, 2009 11:06 PM (M+Vfm)

163 Worf breaks protocol and touches the Queen

Touched by a Klingon

Surprisingly they weren't shocked that Her Majesty dared touch the African Queen

Posted by: kbdabear at April 01, 2009 11:06 PM (miw86)

164

Basically, all your pussy whining about O and his gaffes, pratfalls, and contradictions are meaningless given the clear memory of the appalling stupidity of the man you blew so often, George W.

I knew this would be the standard talking point of the left as long as Obama is in office, so I decided to keep a list called "If Bush Did This". It's basically a running tally of all Obama's gaffes, major as well as the chickenshit the left was always jumping on Bush's ass about. Except for the REALLY obvious stuff, like Geithner's tax cheating, I've cited at least one web source for each entry, including from HuffPo.

So far, all I've collected are the post-inauguration gaffes--nothing pre-inauguration. I haven't even listed Biden's fuckups (yet). I'm sure I've even missed a gaffe or two.

In two months, the list is 2.5 pages long. I expect by the time Obama is out of office, I'll be able to compile a book and sell it, provided he doesn't nationalize the book industry, too.

Posted by: A Lock of Che Guevara's Chest Hair at April 01, 2009 11:07 PM (AeZjJ)

165 You know, he wouldn't see the irony.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 01, 2009 11:03 PM (MlEgW)

You're right. But we would. That's all that's left in life these days... coming here and laughing through our tears at Barry.

Posted by: Damiano at April 01, 2009 11:08 PM (cfKer)

166

Here's a set of photos of my ass; Here's an audio of me asking you "How's my ass taste?"; And here's a video of me shaking my ass in your face.
Oooh! Oooh! Will that be available in stores soon?

Posted by: kathleen porker at April 01, 2009 11:09 PM (e4vcn)

167 He make Jed Clampet look like a rocket scientist.

Posted by: paranoid polly at April 01, 2009 11:09 PM (YLNjm)

168 Queen Elizabeth gave the Obamas an autographed picture.

Teleprompter and Worf didn't give her an autographed picture, those are reserved for gold member fund raisers.

Posted by: kbdabear at April 01, 2009 11:10 PM (miw86)

169 Queen Elizabeth gave the Obamas an autographed picture.

After the way he treated the PM, Obastard is lucky she didn't give him a black sock and a wet-nap.

Cocksucker-In-Chief.

Posted by: George Orwell at April 01, 2009 11:13 PM (AZGON)

170 Jed had a bit of wit. He compares poorly to Jethro.

Posted by: Justin at April 01, 2009 11:15 PM (iH1PP)

171 I know he's had a few missteps, but I still say Obama's the best Kenyan President of the United States we ever done had! I stand by that shit, too.

Posted by: gator at April 01, 2009 11:20 PM (yUiO3)

172 No class? What are you saying? Barack Obama absolutely SHITS class.

Posted by: richard mcenroe at April 01, 2009 11:21 PM (CqxjU)

173

Obama's iPods gift included 40 broadway show tunes.

@ 99 cents a song on iTunes....

Class act, right there.

Posted by: armybrat at April 01, 2009 11:22 PM (U3LP4)

174 Uhh, President Obama compares poorly to Jethro Clampett.

Posted by: Justin at April 01, 2009 11:34 PM (iH1PP)

175 Every time Obama makes an ass of himself, the media-class see fit to pull another jab at Bush. It's all they have left.

It'll happen again because of this. Count on it.

Posted by: erik at April 01, 2009 11:35 PM (DBxgd)

176 Jed Clampett is evil for raping Mother Gaia for oil, and taking money for it! We'll have to tax him at a retroactive 90% rate.

Posted by: XBradTC at April 01, 2009 11:37 PM (szDXb)

177 He's trying to kill QEII by boring her to death.

Posted by: baldilocks at April 01, 2009 11:37 PM (/z9a6)

178 the Ipod is bad enough... but the fact that HRH was actually man (woman) handled is going to cause even more of a raucous. I have a dear Brit friend in town who called me absolutely appalled... since he's a Guardian reader he wasn't clued into the Gordon Brown DVD debacle, nor the "reset" Russian misfire... he is quite beside himself that paws were laid on the Queen and prior to this he LOVED the Obama's.

Posted by: jules at April 01, 2009 11:57 PM (yDHji)

179 What's the big thing about man-handling (and if Meee-shell did it, man-handling it is) the Queen of England? Just another typical white woman.

PS: Whoever labeled erg 'ergastroenteritis' on an earlier threat please report for your MacArthur genius grant at your leisure. Funny!

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at April 02, 2009 12:01 AM (aC0uO)

180 Sorry, not even The One is this stupid.
He spit in Great Britain's face.
The Queen has no recourse but remark how sweet his spit tastes.
While I'm sure that the British are still gaga for him, I wonder if anybody over there is waking up to the fact that their best ally is leaving them.

Posted by: RayJ at April 02, 2009 12:07 AM (o2Td/)

181

Obama is as popular as Princess Diana.

Omigod, who's driving him around Paris?

Posted by: comatus at April 02, 2009 12:07 AM (zFDqJ)

182 Let's compare what the Bushes gave the Queen vs Obama.

Obama: An iPod with photos of the Queen, video of the Queen, photos of Barack, and speeches by Barack, and a "rare" songbook signed by someone I've never heard of.

Queen to Obama: Here's a signed photo of me in a silver frame. Enjoy!

And the Bush's? Clearly they did something stupid like give her a cheeselog, right? http://georgewbush-whitehouse.archives.gov/ask/20070508.html

Check the bottom question for all he gave her, and what they got in return. I think the Queen and Prince like George and Laura Bush more.

Posted by: enoxo at April 02, 2009 12:12 AM (ryiXN)

183 In 2007 on the Queen's visit:

President and Mrs. Bush gave Her Majesty a bronze statuette “High Desert Princess” with a personal inscription on the bottom of the base. It is a replica of the original life size statue that is located in front of the National Cowgirl Museum and Hall of Fame in Ft. Worth, Texas.

President and Mrs. Bush gave The Prince Philip an exclusive sterling silver eagle box by Tiffany & Co. with personal inscription on the inside lid.

President and Mrs. Bush gave Their Majesties a leather presentation box filled with a collection of documents from the National Archives. One of the items was a copy of an original letter from President Roosevelt to her father, King George, written in 1938. There were also photos from previous royal visits and a DVD of the footage from the Queen’s visit to the United States when she was Princess Elizabeth in 1951

Queen to Bushes: Their Majesties gave President Bush a sterling silver oversized plate by William & Son with gold seals including: the Presidential seal, the Royal seal and a center seal with the star of Texas surrounded by roses. There was a personal inscription on the back of the plate. They gave Mrs. Bush a gold and crystal clock with the Royal seal by William & Son.

Posted by: enoxo at April 02, 2009 12:12 AM (ryiXN)

184 Isn't it time that Commander in Chief (snort) get pulled aside for some randoms?

Posted by: Bosk at April 02, 2009 12:13 AM (4Gvoe)

185 Maybe Michelle watched The Queen [with Helen Mirren] and thought that the scene where the Blairs meet the Queen was a display of proper etiquette.

Posted by: '80sBaby at April 02, 2009 12:21 AM (zmiSr)

186 @ CanaDave, 149 ... wonder what it'd fetch on the black market?

RACIST!

Posted by: lumpy at April 02, 2009 12:31 AM (K/Psx)

187 I poked in at one of my favorite Moonbat sewers to see how they were spinning the iPod story, but so far they're pretending it hasn't happened.

That was disappointing.

Posted by: Kensington at April 02, 2009 12:45 AM (UhB/W)

188

@156 I can't think of Obama as being presidential in any sense of the word.

70 days and counting….. the cracks about Nancy Reagan and Jessica Simpson…. tacky gifts… the embarrassing comment on Jay Leno…

I can only conclude, since he’s only done campaigning all his adult life, he doesn’t know how to be presidential.

For the first time in my adult life, I am embarrassed for my president.

Pike Place Pete

Posted by: Pike Place Pete at April 02, 2009 12:46 AM (1jWAU)

189 Barry should have given Her Majesty a DVD player from America, then she could watch all those movies with Prime Minister Brown.

Posted by: Blindgoose at April 02, 2009 01:03 AM (hZOQ8)

190 If you are British, and you prefer having the States led by Obama than by Bush, then you have no idea what is happening to the world.

Then again, I must assume all the idiotic stuff in Britain was enacted by popularly elected people.

Posted by: Dark Halo at April 02, 2009 01:36 AM (8jYMc)

191

Ouch. Its getting harder and harder to be a liberal nowadays, eh? His own speeches on an iPOD? A mixture of ego and hubris that should shake everyone to the core... We should look at his spending plans, and assume he's a manchurian candidate. I wouldn't have said that a few hours ago..

Just WHAT has America done?

Posted by: Billy Barty at April 02, 2009 02:03 AM (I8GA7)

192 If we are lucky, next time Obama, in an attempt restore his dignity by giving a meaningful historical object, will present to the queen an original copy of a revolutionary paper where the patriots are hanging an effigy of King George III. Oh, the multiple layers of irony! They blind me!

119: "Saw on another website for morons, a poster suggested a piece of Steuben glassware. Handmade in the USA, very nice, and easily under a thousand bucks. Ditto Blenko glassware."

Or a Chihuly if you want to go all super-fancy. You'd think that since Obama's such an art "supporter" and loves the NEA he'd give as presents works from Amercan artisans instead of impersonal box store electronics anybody can pick up. I bet a lot of the artists grovel over him anyway so would even be willing to knock off a bit of their asking price, so he'd buy it for a song. Think about it: he can wax about the importance of the arts to the press and that he's doing his part to support them AND make the taxpayers fork over the bill at the same time! Or maybe he's not smart enough to figure that out.

The queen loves corgis; I think next time she should pick the dumbest puppy in the royal litter and give that at a present to the Obamas under the guise of a buddy for their ever-elusive First Dog. The faux pas of giving a non-hypo-allergenic dog to a family with dog allergies isn't any worse than anything the Obamas have already done in return, and since it is a gift they will be stuck with it, haha! Though I think it's one of the girls that is allergic, so joke is kind of less funny and more petty in retrospect; I don't have a problem with the girls, just their ridiculous parents.

OT, Do those girls have any sane role models in their lives? Or do you think they are going to grow into little monsters? If this topic is off-limits because all children of liberal politicians must be sheltered like the delicate flowers they are, even the druggies, my apologies. Don't fret though, last time I checked Palin's kids are still fair game.

Posted by: Liz Lemon at April 02, 2009 02:18 AM (k50vp)

193 I really thought the iPod thing was an April Fool's prank by Ace. There are no words to describe this administration. Meanwhile, the Queen gives a signed photo. Makes me think of the Christmas scene from Better Off Dead - "So you can always remember your trip to England!"

And then the super fashionable and always camera ready First Klingon paws Her Majesty. In what way does wearing curtains and having an underbite equal "fashionable"?

Posted by: BetaPhi at April 02, 2009 02:47 AM (OINAg)

194 How many cocks has erg holstered? I'll bet it's plenty!

Posted by: nikkolai at April 02, 2009 05:30 AM (G8d+5)

195 Now Obummer is going to go to Russia in July - what the fuck is he gonna give Medvedev - a fuckin' X Box?

And after 8 years of taking shit about how uncouth Bush (supposedly) was...

This clown is such a goddamn clueless douchenozzle

Posted by: GrayLoess at April 02, 2009 06:00 AM (eifYH)

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Anyone check the drapes?

Anyway, let's not forget the wink Michelle shot the queen when she demonstrated the iPod's vibrate setting...

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 02, 2009 06:01 AM (iafWn)

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Posted by: Captain Hate at April 02, 2009 06:17 AM (dYNX5)

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Fortunately for him he was able to download that on the scrimshaw iPod, too.

Posted by: Stitches at April 02, 2009 06:49 AM (KyqYb)

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Each day there is a growing chunk of faux news to prop Obama up...touching the Queen...would have been non stop Bush bashing..

ipod gifts, DVD gifts , plastic helicopters all would have been shown over and over to prove Bush is a boob.

Obama ...almost nothing.

The reason the Queen is not supposed to ever be touched is"quaint"...wasn't this rule in the primer that the Obama's got from their etiquette guides?

The rules only matter for the common people...like the Queen I suppose.

Next they will be able to go to museums and touch the art, maybe lunch on a priceless masterpiece.

MSNBC is unwatchable this am..Joe S is not around with Pat Buchanan and the result is a balloon without the latex cover.all hope and changey floating up into the air.

Ugh.

Posted by: ford at April 02, 2009 07:01 AM (Ki7fm)

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PS. will the Queen be able to listen to her ipod with those hats on all the time??

Did they give her a fubu tshirt to wear with it??

Posted by: ford at April 02, 2009 07:03 AM (Ki7fm)

201 maybe he gave her a snapshot of his balls as well

Posted by: slizzle at April 02, 2009 07:22 AM (zG+3k)

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The queen gave the Obama's a signed picture of herself! LOL!

It's a mutually exclusive lesson in megalomania!

Posted by: Blue Balls The Pirate at April 02, 2009 07:23 AM (uw+0A)

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Posted by: ford at April 02, 2009 07:26 AM (Ki7fm)

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Basically, all your pussy whining about O and his gaffes, pratfalls, and contradictions are meaningless given the clear memory of the appalling stupidity of the man you blew so often, George W.

Barry is supposed to be the smartest fucking man on the planet. That makes his gaffes worse.

Posted by: Steve L. at April 02, 2009 07:26 AM (Gkhxf)

205 iPod? How crass.

The gift choice was obvious, Barry. Old broad with thinning grey hair. Lace Wig!

Who doesn't love a Lace Wig?

Posted by: JackStraw at April 02, 2009 07:34 AM (VW9/y)

206 Here's how fucking taken with himself him the rest of the world is.

Refreshing isn't it after Alfred E. Starting to see the insignificant scope of your little hate group yet?

Posted by: RRowdy at April 02, 2009 07:37 AM (D2t2Y)

207 Scrimshaw and hobbit skins, I gotta get me one of those.

Posted by: cbullitt at April 02, 2009 07:38 AM (M/WbE)

208 dvds? ipod with bho's speeches?

"you can take the negro out of the ghetto but you can't take the ghetto out of the negro"

Posted by: Assman at April 02, 2009 07:41 AM (t5YAE)

209 Obama is a total fuck-up. McCain would've done a much better job. McCain should've swallowed his pride and took Romney, Pawlenty, or even Lieberman.

In retrospect I thought Palin was a decent choice but now I realize she collapsed under the vicious onslaught of the liberal and her own lackluster performance as VP candidate.

Now we're stuck with this socialist piece of shit.

Posted by: mossback at April 02, 2009 07:43 AM (in8Vs)

210

Mossback..I understand your frustration.

McCain would have been a great president in these times...

Obama looks like such a lightweight now.

BO looks more like an Anchorman...hoping what he is selling is good enough...

and the presents he is picking for foreign dignitaries, and his advance team are beyond pathetic.

Posted by: ford at April 02, 2009 07:50 AM (Ki7fm)

211 Obama has no taste, not even in his mouth.

BTW, the special olympics are special and meaningful.

An i-pod ain't worth a pile o' beans.

Obama and the Beanstalk.

Posted by: maverick muse at April 02, 2009 07:51 AM (G6YRo)

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Refreshing isn't it after Alfred E. Starting to see the insignificant scope of your little hate group yet?

Posted by: RRowdy at April 02, 2009 07:37 AM (D2t2Y)

Do be a good little twat and run off and play Russian Roulette until you lose and we win.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 02, 2009 08:06 AM (1Jaio)

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if obozo won during the 90's would he have given the queen a cd player?

and of course the charger would not work with european outlet

(btw- this is typical of a cheap commie gift....also explains why the obozos give so little to charity)

Posted by: nygal at April 02, 2009 08:19 AM (+/c0N)

214 He was going to give her a hoodie with "I'll Always Be a Princess" on it.

Posted by: Roy at April 02, 2009 08:25 AM (cB77O)

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Posted by: t-bird at April 02, 2009 08:28 AM (FcR7P)

216 Dat ol' Queen think she all dat, but she ain't all dat.

Posted by: First Lady James Brown at April 02, 2009 08:32 AM (TBwnU)

217 Michelle's comment to the Queen:

"you know, you are the third queen I met, I sat between Elton John and Latifah at the Grammys"

Posted by: Assman at April 02, 2009 09:02 AM (t5YAE)

218 So when can we break out the N-Word?

Posted by: DrZin at April 02, 2009 09:29 AM (nXbmM)

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Here's how fucking taken with himself him the rest of the world is.

Oh, yes, he's very popular. That's why our NATO allies are sending all those additional troops to Afghanistan. That's why Europe so readily consented to Barry's "you must double the size of your grossly-overinflated, dying welfare states!" mandates. That's why the Russians just rolled over for his quid-pro-quo exchanging another round of Eastern European enslavement under Russia's bootheel for a sternly-worded letter to the Iranians (but I thought we were resetting overcharging American-Russian relations!). That's why the Iranian theocracy and the "moderate" Taliban have been so receptive to his little boycrush mashnotes to them.

Oh, yeah, RRowdy -- the world's got a fever, and the only cure is more tacky, classless, clueless Community Organizer and his hoodrat beast of a wife.

But pay me no mind; I'm just one of those flat-earthers who disapproved of this hyper-corrupt, accomplishment-free retard from day one. Bandwagon sure is filling up fast, though.

But hey, those cratering poll numbers are bound to go back up as soon as He does something non-idiotic and non-destructive by pure accident. Any day now. Keep the faith, brother! Law of averages!

Pretty soon you, the true believer sycophantic media, and what's left of his loyal cultists will be able to hold your little circle jerks in a phone booth. Which is nice, because those conference rooms at the Hyatt aren't cheap. Good buffet options though.

Posted by: VJay at April 02, 2009 09:35 AM (gQ+XA)

220 "In return, the Queen gave the President [Obama] a silver framed signed photograph of herself and the Duke of Edinburgh - apparently a standard present for visiting dignitaries."

What, no box of Rice-A-Roni and home copy of the game?

Posted by: Delayna at April 02, 2009 09:38 AM (9TyCA)

221 President Fred Sanford's latest gaffe.

The analogy seems grossly unfair to Fred Sanford. After all, he wasn't sleeping with Esther...

Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 02, 2009 09:54 AM (WocgN)

222 And knock that shit off, DrZin.

Posted by: VJay at April 02, 2009 09:59 AM (gQ+XA)

223 How are you going to make your case if you call Obama a NIKA?

Call him a douche bag, call him an asshole, call him grandma's crusty bearded clam but stay away from the "nika". It doesn't prove much.

Posted by: mossback at April 02, 2009 10:08 AM (in8Vs)

224 So when can we break out the N-Word?

As soon as your Stormfront buddies give you the 'Sieg Heil.'

Posted by: nickless at April 02, 2009 10:15 AM (MMC8r)

225 Obama just giving the Queen an iPod is stupid, but that in itself is not so bad. It deserves a good mocking, but it really isn't that bad. Heck, her already having one doesn't make it that bad. The real problem is that that mental midget had his speeches loaded up into the iPod. Man, what an egotistical slob.

Posted by: SpideyTerry at April 02, 2009 10:18 AM (JbVem)

226 Move along, morons. Nothing to see here.

Posted by: CNN at April 02, 2009 10:58 AM (teb/C)

227 When Obama goes to Iran and visits Ahmadinajad, I'm hoping Barry gifts the little twit a DVD of Frank Miller's "300." I'd love to see the reaction to that.

Karl Rove has GOT to find a way to sneak that little gem onto the gift list. Deep in your heart, you just know Karl's the one orchestrating these gaffes.

Posted by: Keith Arnold at April 02, 2009 11:10 AM (Jdtsu)

228

What? No Snoop Dog's "Gin n Juice" on that Ipod?

For the record, I think he's doing this crap on purpose -- but to what purpose is anyone's guess. Be afraid, be very afraid.

Posted by: unknown jane at April 02, 2009 11:58 AM (EpmMs)

229 This has to be an April Fools joke (please be an April Fools joke).

Posted by: jarod at April 02, 2009 11:59 AM (A23Gx)

230 Wanna know what's really sad? I was forced to watch a few minutes of "Larry King Live" last night (yes, there was a desperate attempt to get laid afoot) and the British twits he had on were just gushing about how great the Obamas were, how wonderful Michelle looked, how fashion magazines can't get enough of her, how everyone over there loved him, etc. They even mentioned the Ipod and said it was a hip thing to give.

Yes, I threw up in my mouth a little. And no, I didn't get laid.

And yes, now I'm pondering the logistics of committing public seppuku.

Posted by: bullfrog at April 02, 2009 12:16 PM (ZWAiI)

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Posted by: bullfrog at April 02, 2009 12:16 PM (ZWAiI)

All of the idiot talking heads are providing cover for Barry and Chewbacca. They can do no wrong.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 02, 2009 12:21 PM (1Jaio)

232 yep, but there you have it. This is how this dipshit got elected, it's how he'll in all likelihood be re-elected, and so on ad infinitum. So when I realized I wasn't gonna get any I started openly mocking Obama and his tacky gifts, and the woman had no idea what I was talking about. No DVDs, no nothing (she also didn't know who Gordon Brown was).

Yet her house is full of Hope 'n 'Change, she's got The Audacity of Ghostwritten Bullshit on her shelf, the works.

This is a person with a nice white collar job and several degrees whom I would trust in a professional capacity. It's just that when it comes to politics these days, once you've drunk the Kool Aid there's pretty much no remedy available unless you seek it out on rightwing blogs.

We're fucked, I guess is the long and short of it. But we all knew that already....

Posted by: bullfrog at April 02, 2009 12:27 PM (ZWAiI)

233

A great number of Brits think Diana was a classless, scheming skank. Make of that what you will.

And erg, I don't live in Texas, but I bet if I moved to Texas, and I said to a Texan, "Wow, I really like Texas--can I be a Texan?" the reply would be, "Sure! Memorize "Yellow Rose of Texas" and you're in!"

Posted by: ushie at April 02, 2009 12:32 PM (GkYyh)

234

Am not sure what Bush gave the Queen, but here's an example, from Newsweek about one or two endearing gifts he gave....in this area, Bush was a pro. But then, the South, even Texas, knows about hospitality. Chicago? Not so much.

2006: Bush to Koizumi
Stuck on you: Dubya and Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi were fast friends. Bush took Koizumi, an Elvis nut, to Graceland and gave him a jukebox with the King's hits. Koizumi had another weakness: "Juicy Fruit!" he cried when he spotted a pack of the delicious gum on Marine One. Bush gave him a case.

Whatever Bush gave the Queen, he was later invited to go to Windsor Castle, a privilege not granted to just anyone. Her Majesty's favorite, however, was horse lover in common, Ronnie Reagan...he and Nancy stayed a week at Windsor Castle and Ron and Elizabeth went horseback riding. Says a lot about the Queen, huh? Barack hopes maybe someday she'll become a great fan and want to shoot a few hoops with The <<<ONE>>>...Especially after his really great gift.

Posted by: marybel at April 02, 2009 12:52 PM (40oKN)

235 Wonder if he included that all time cult classsic great hit "Baraak The Magic Negro." Seriously, this is an embarassment!

Posted by: Dan Rather at April 02, 2009 04:18 PM (aC/SY)

236 After so many years of people claiming we had a joke for a president, we really do. Think we could get the Brits to burn down the White House again, this time with the Idiot-in-Chief locked inside? Heck, bombing DC off the map would have people cheering in the streets.

Posted by: Cortillaen at April 02, 2009 04:41 PM (azUXu)

237 I would settle for someone stealing his passport so he can't come back.

Posted by: Deathknyte at April 02, 2009 06:45 PM (9Phrx)

238 @238: watch the Dow to hit 10,000, if that happens...

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 02, 2009 07:25 PM (iafWn)

239 Why didn't he give her a pair of hightops and a basketball?

Posted by: Eli at April 02, 2009 09:41 PM (Qodbn)

240 I wonder if the songs on the iPod are legal. As Media Blog at NRO noted, the songlist matches exactly that of Ultimate Broadway, a compilation CD. If the White House had ripped the songs from the disc without giving the disc to the Queen as well, she'd lack a valid license for listening to them.

Posted by: chernyshevsky at April 03, 2009 08:41 AM (Ztfie)

241 Good Day. Nothing is as simple as we hope it will be.
I am from Britain and also now teach English, give please true I wrote the following sentence: "Individuals can avail of their services hours a day! So participants can log on to their online dating service any hour of the day."

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