Nothing Funny About Obama, and Yet Even Maureen Dowd is Goofing on Teleprompter Jesus

I'm linking Dowd mostly as an excuse to run that awesome p-shop.

Barack Obama even needs a teleprompter to get mad.

And that's about it. More worthy your time is Tucker Carlson's beat-down of one of the men claiming there's nothing at all funny about Obama, Jon Stewart.

No one this earnest can remain an effective satirist, and at times Stewart seems like less a comedian than a courtier to the establishment. In August 2004, a week before the Republican convention, Stewart got an interview with then-candidate John Kerry. At the time, reporters covering Kerry couldn’t get closer than the rope line, so the interview qualified as a booking coup.
Stewart squandered it embarrassingly. His first question (after, “How are you holding up?”) was: “Is it a difficult thing not to take it personally” when your opponents are mean?
“You know what it is, Jon?” Kerry replied. “It’s disappointing.”
Four years later, Stewart had become, if anything, even softer. Over the course of a reverential eight-and-a-half minute interview with Barack Obama six days before the election, Stewart failed to ask a single substantive question, much less venture into policy (though, as with Kerry, he did open with, “How are you holding up?”). Instead, like the cable-news morons that he often criticizes, Stewart stuck strictly to the horserace, at one point even resorting to a sports metaphor.
And he sucked up, hard. “So much of this has been about fear of you,” Stewart empathized. “Has any of this fear stuff stuck with the electorate?”
Facing puffballs like this, Obama coasted through with snippets from his stump speech. The result wasn’t simply uninformative, it was boring. Obama didn’t say a single interesting thing, and Stewart wasn’t funny.
If you didn’t actually see the show, you wouldn’t know any of this, since there is a virtual ban on critical stories about Jon Stewart in the press. Nobody in memory has received a longer free ride. (CNBC stands in such awe of Stewart, the network hasn’t even tried to defend itself, even against his claim that its programming might be criminal.)
The relationship between Stewart and the media is a marriage of the self-loathing and the self-loving: He insists their real news is fake, they insist his fake news is real. He doesn't take them seriously at all. They take him way too seriously. But nobody takes anybody as seriously as Jon Stewart takes himself.

Regarding the photoshop: Slublog provided the skillz, but it was DrewM.'s idea. Coolest thing is that the words on the TelePromptHead can be changed with little difficulty.

Links via Hot Air's headlines.

Another Teleprompter Gaffe: This one started first as Irish PM Cowen's gaffe, so I don't think we can nail Obama too hard on it. Except that his technical guys screwed up and gave Cowen the wrong teleprompter script.

But oh, Obama's might teleprompter-related gaffes are coming, as sure as the sun will rise and the moon will fatten.

Actually... This account makes it more embarrassing for Obama.

After only a few short weeks, the use of the Obama teleprompter is beginning to expose Obama's incapacity to function properly without one.
Just yesterday, during a St. Patrick's Day event with the Irish prime minister, Obama's guest accidentally repeated teleprompter remarks that Obama had just delivered.
Next, trying to regain control of the situation, Obama interjected - but referred to the teleprompter for his lines. By this point the words on the teleprompter were those meant to be delivered by the Irish Prime Minister Brian Cowen, and as a result, President Barack Obama thanked himself for inviting everyone to the party.

Posted by: Ace at 12:57 PM

Comments

1 So that's what happened to "Max Headroom"

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 18, 2009 01:00 PM (5GNS+)

2 He is the teleprompter made flesh.

Posted by: zmdavid at March 18, 2009 01:01 PM (tmsIK)

3 Beh! Jon Steward is neither funny nor relevant, has not been for a long time now. His act is stale and just can't seem to figure out a way to reinvent himself.

Posted by: IC at March 18, 2009 01:02 PM (jZNCU)

4 Geez, Tucker Carlson actually has teeth--who knew?!

Posted by: ECM at March 18, 2009 01:03 PM (q3V+C)

5
People are starting to realize:

The clothes have no emperor...

And so it goes... Day 58 of Barry's War on Prosperity

Posted by: phreshone at March 18, 2009 01:06 PM (oH2N4)

6 Yes ... yesssss ... the plan is proceeding nicely.

Posted by: SkyNet at March 18, 2009 01:06 PM (QYJUz)

7 I have never ever ever understood John Stewart's popularity. He's not funny at all. Unlike that p-shop which is freaking hilarious.

Posted by: alexthechick at March 18, 2009 01:07 PM (Icufz)

8 In the end, there will be only teleprompters!....errr, chaos!

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at March 18, 2009 01:07 PM (9hSKh)

Bowtie v Eyebrow ..... it's on.

That p-shop is creepy as hell cause it's so....right.

Posted by: Eleven at March 18, 2009 01:09 PM (7DB+a)

10 Since the Obamedia covers for him, somebody needs to keep a master list of these gaffes. obamasgaffes does a great job documenting them.

What is the official acronym now--is it WIBDT (What if Bush did this?)? Or, Imagine If Bush Did This? One would think they'd be embarrassed by the obvious double-standard they have, but one would be wrong.

Posted by: stace at March 18, 2009 01:10 PM (g/wgk)

11 And yes Jon Stewart is relevant -- that's the fucked up thing.

Posted by: Eleven at March 18, 2009 01:10 PM (7DB+a)

12 Stop this at once! There is nothing funny about Obama!

Posted by: Your betters in the MSM at March 18, 2009 01:11 PM (kIjlp)

13 Yes, if you want vapid, shallow criticism that's little more than high-school snark, MoDo is your go-to gal.

Posted by: OregonMuse at March 18, 2009 01:12 PM (FO+YO)

14 I <heart> SLU photoshop skillz!!11ty!! Oh, and Yeah Drew M for suggesting it!

Posted by: Cyn at March 18, 2009 01:13 PM (xukku)

15 Jon Stewart, to put it politely, is a tool factory.

Posted by: mitthrawnurdo at March 18, 2009 01:13 PM (9hSKh)

16 Time to add "They Live" to the Netflix queue.

Hopefully we won't run out of bubblegum.

Posted by: WTF Capital Investments at March 18, 2009 01:16 PM (AHrTm)

From Tim Blair, The Day the Laughter Died.

http://tinyurl.com/cd83j3

Posted by: mitthrawnurdo at March 18, 2009 01:17 PM (9hSKh)

That Slu-shop is scary and true at the same time. That's why it works on multiple levels.

Slublog for Minister of Cultural!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: EC at March 18, 2009 01:18 PM (mAhn3)

19 Wait, that p-shop looks familiar..hmm. It looks somewhat like one of the machines in the trailer for Terminator Salvation.

Posted by: mitthrawnurdo at March 18, 2009 01:20 PM (9hSKh)

20 Well, this picture clears up a few questions, don't it? Look for Obama to become outraged about the proliferation of danger ous aquatic mammals any time now. And Jimmy, I return your salute.

Posted by: sherlock at March 18, 2009 01:22 PM (jdXw+)

21 I wonder if Fox creates a comedy show that is as hard on Obama as Stewart was is on Bush, will it be popular? Will it help the people see the real Obama?

Posted by: Tushar at March 18, 2009 01:23 PM (PGSXB)

22
Looks like Tucker Carlson read Ace's post on Jon Stewart.

The media loves Jon Stewart because he's doing what they've been dreaming to do ever since they enrolled in their first journalism course -- shape minds and influence young people through journalism. Or journalism, wink-wink.

Stewart is effective and he does what he does unabashedly. He is a hero to clowns like David Gregory and Campbell Brown because they wish they could drop the pretense of being objective and speak truth to power.

Posted by: Darwing Plover at March 18, 2009 01:25 PM (mizmx)

Does that thing get internet pron?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 18, 2009 01:27 PM (ZGhSv)

24

From JammieWearingFool:

Imagine if George W. Bush had such a crutch and pulled a monster gaffe like this. It would be played 24/7 on television until the end of time.

For some strange reason, the networks refuse to release video of this great moment in hilarity.

This reliance on his TelePrompter is just embarrassing.

Posted by: Tinian at March 18, 2009 01:28 PM (Ohodx)

25 Does anyone really watch Stewart?

Posted by: GarandFan at March 18, 2009 01:28 PM (237hA)

26

And CNN has embargoed the video of the gaffe.

Posted by: Tinian at March 18, 2009 01:29 PM (Ohodx)

27 I tried to post this on the other thread, but was soundly rejected.

I run a teleprompter for a living. What happened with Obama would have been very hard to do accidentally.

Files in the prompter are like Word files. They could have set it up two ways- either two separate files for the speeches, or both speeches in one file. If there were two files, as soon as Obama stopped talking, they would close the file, and then open the new one- like two Word files on your desktop. If they were both in the same file, as soon as they scrolled through Obama's speech, the next one should have been there. Looking at what happened, I think it was the first case- two separate files.

But here's where things go bad. It seems that the operator closed the first speech (Obama) and then re-load the Obama speech instead of the other one. Which is the equivalent of closing a Word doc then reopening the same one. There was obviously no identifier on who shoud be speaking, (in tv news they put the achors name in parantheses at the top of astory) so Irish PM starts reads. When he stops, prompter person shuts down program and re-loads correct program for Ireland's PM. Since there is no identifier on this one, Obama starts reading- not entirely his fault, since there is no name identifying the text.

This is a huge screw up. HUGE. Total operator error. A professional would not make this error. A professional would have the script identifiedm, so if they had the wrong speech up, both Obama and Irish PM would have known not to read it.

Fucking amateur hour.

Posted by: shibumi at March 18, 2009 01:30 PM (tZB/c)

This is a little OT but since we are talking about Obama's cranial region it's in the ballpark.

Remember a couple weeks ago when the hard chargin MSM was telling us that Obama was going gray? Take a look at the pictures of him today. Not a gray in sight. Is he getting younger?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 18, 2009 01:30 PM (VW9/y)

29 #28 - Nah, he is so vain and thin skinned, he got his hair colored while enjoying a relaxing seaweed wrap.

Posted by: IC at March 18, 2009 01:32 PM (jZNCU)

30 Actually, I think Tushar's idea of a show that is extremely hard on Obama would get a lot of viewers.

there is a huge amount of anger at this empty suit. It would be so easy to trash him. A comedian could do what Stewart did and have ten times the ratings.

And the controversial nature of the show would quickly lead to everyone talking about it. Tucker's article's comments show a lot of Obama-fans being very angry, but not really answering the core charge that Stewart is a hack. Apparently it's his job to go easy on Obama and hard on Bush... that's just what entertainment is all about.

Posted by: shill at March 18, 2009 01:33 PM (8jYMc)

31 Coolest thing is that the words on the TelePromptHead can be changed with little difficulty.

I won. Fuck you.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at March 18, 2009 01:36 PM (1hM1d)

32 Rush has been going non-stop on "The Teleprompter of the United States" or, the TOTUS. And he's dead-on with that.

Posted by: Ken at March 18, 2009 01:37 PM (3rbzb)

33 @27:This is a huge screw up. HUGE. Total operator error. A professional would not make this error.

Clearly, Obama needs to appoint a teleprompter czar.

Posted by: Anachronda at March 18, 2009 01:38 PM (3K4hn)

34
lolrush: "TOTUS"

Posted by: Darling, just an entertainer at March 18, 2009 01:38 PM (mizmx)

35 @32:Rush has been going non-stop on "The Teleprompter of the United States" or, the TOTUS. And he's dead-on with that.

Yeah, but he missed some glaringly obvious points. Amidst all the discussion of adult beverages flowing, he didn't entertain the possibility that the Irish PM gaffe was caused by the teleprompter being drunk. And, clearly, the teleprompter running a bit slow this morning was because the teleprompter is hung over from the big party.

Posted by: Anachronda at March 18, 2009 01:39 PM (3K4hn)

36 @28:Remember a couple weeks ago when the hard chargin MSM was telling us that Obama was going gray? Take a look at the pictures of him today. Not a gray in sight. Is he getting younger?

Only his hairdresser knows for sure.

Posted by: Anachronda at March 18, 2009 01:41 PM (3K4hn)

37 And, clearly, the teleprompter running a bit slow this morning was because the teleprompter is hung over from the big party.

We borrowed the former Japanese Finance Minister's teleprompter.

Posted by: WTF Capital Investments at March 18, 2009 01:42 PM (AHrTm)

Does anyone really watch Stewart?
Apparently, MSM does - cause they quote him alll the fucking time. I never watched the hack. . My prediction: he'll leave comedy central and have his own show on MSLSD right after olberdouche.

Posted by: paranoid polly at March 18, 2009 01:42 PM (YLNjm)

39 God, It would be awesome if someone would just hack into his T-prompter already. Of course, it would have to be live or else there would be no footage of this. They're already wondering over at Big Hollywood why hasn't there been footage released of Obambi thanking himself accidentally last night when he read Irish PM Brian Cowen’s speech before it was switched to his.

Posted by: Tina48 at March 18, 2009 01:42 PM (WT6xs)

40 Steward just wants to be Obama's ass gerbil.

Posted by: demoncrat@aol.com at March 18, 2009 01:43 PM (GkYyh)

#38

The only possible upside to that is that then Comedy Central would have more light-night time to fill with re-runs of South Park.

Posted by: mitthrawnurdo at March 18, 2009 01:44 PM (9hSKh)

42 Can the teleprompter play the Empire's theme?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 18, 2009 01:44 PM (ZGhSv)

Not a gray in sight. Is he getting younger?

No, and I'll bet he had his hair colored during the campaign to hide the gray, and after the election he figured it wouldn't matter. Knowing how he changes positions he now thinks that it does matter.

Posted by: Ken at March 18, 2009 01:47 PM (3rbzb)

So what we're seeing is that MoDo is more conservative and has more balls than David Frum. Luckily, that's not too difficult.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 18, 2009 01:47 PM (xulIS)

45 God, It would be awesome if someone would just hack into his T-prompter already.

How far would he get reading an Iowahawkesque parody of his speeches before he realized there was a problem? Or would he even notice?

Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 18, 2009 01:47 PM (NS1UI)

The only possible upside to that is that then Comedy Central would have more light-night time to fill with re-runs of South Park.

Awesome. "South Park" not part of the Holder's "Nation of Coward's" LOL. I fucking love that show

Posted by: paranoid polly at March 18, 2009 01:50 PM (YLNjm)

47 Sorry, can someone explain-- what was the gaffe?

Posted by: ace at March 18, 2009 01:51 PM (gEsIJ)

48 nvm-- found it.

Posted by: ace at March 18, 2009 01:55 PM (gEsIJ)

49
Don't forget, Jon Stewart's name was bandied about as a replacement for Dan Rather on CBS.

They went for Couric, but don't be surprised if Couric gets demoted to Connie Chung status and Stewart takes over that gig.

Posted by: Darling, just an entertainer at March 18, 2009 01:55 PM (mizmx)

50 42 Can the teleprompter play the Empire's theme?

No. However, *someone* could always input a speech from the glory days of Adolph H. And Barack O. would read it.

Posted by: shibumi at March 18, 2009 01:57 PM (tZB/c)

51 @47: This one.

And Rush was commenting on the teleprompter running slower this morning than Obama wanted to talk. Clearly, it is hung over.

Posted by: Anachronda at March 18, 2009 01:59 PM (3K4hn)

52 Say, with a little change in scale and some Flash, that image could be made to work like the real thing. Wouldn't that be cool for Obama quotes in future blog entries?

Posted by: epobirs at March 18, 2009 01:59 PM (FwTCD)

53 Clearly, Obama needs to appoint a teleprompter czar.

LOL!!

Posted by: shibumi at March 18, 2009 02:01 PM (tZB/c)

54 America should have elected a talking head actor for President. That is about all we got. And Obama is ugly to boot.
And his acting skills suck.

Posted by: izoneguy at March 18, 2009 02:02 PM (3k9TU)

55 Excellent, Slublog. That one's Ramirez worthy.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 18, 2009 02:02 PM (swuwV)

56 So what the fuck- this deal with obie performing the wrong script at the wrong time...is he now the lost member of fucking Milli Vanilli? Or ashley simpson jr.?

Posted by: buster mcDissenter at March 18, 2009 02:04 PM (4ezUN)

57 "And his acting skills suck."

So much for having A-list Hollywood friends.

Posted by: Tina48 at March 18, 2009 02:05 PM (WT6xs)

God, It would be awesome if someone would just hack into his T-prompter already.

How far would he get reading an Iowahawkesque parody of his speeches before he realized there was a problem? Or would he even notice?

I'm honestly starting to think you could get him to say "Wir mussen der Juden ausrotten" and "I'm a pretty pretty teacup" on national TV.

Posted by: Entropy at March 18, 2009 02:18 PM (m6c4H)

59 This one started first as Irish PM Cowen's gaffe, so I don't think we can nail Obama too hard on it.

Yeah, but he figured it out, Obama didn't. That's a pretty stark difference. It sure is a good thing we have such an articulate speaker now, that Bush guy constantly embarrassed us with other countries.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 18, 2009 02:25 PM (PQY7w)

60 where's the video of the latest TelePrompTer screw up????

Posted by: i should be doing something else at March 18, 2009 02:31 PM (i1+rx)

Still cant understand how anyone can watch that sanctimonious, ill-informed-but-still-thinks-hes-smart, insufferable PRICK, Stewart.

Oh, another Cheney shot a guy in the face joke! FUNNY!!!!! And Palin with that wacky "you can see russia from here" comment! FUCKING HILARIOUS

Posted by: TMF at March 18, 2009 02:44 PM (waaUg)

62 Does anyone remember "That's my Bush"? Trey Parker and Matt Stone of South Park, I believe, did that show, a parody of Bush obviously. right after the 2000 election resolution. (To be fair, I believe that hey had one for Gore ready in case he stole the election). I pretty much wasn't good, or else it would have lasted longer, but those guys (Parker and Stone) have shown that they don't care who they skewer, so why won't/can't they do an Obama-based show?

Posted by: Luca Brasi at March 18, 2009 02:56 PM (YmPwQ)

I hope they don't hire Veronica Corningstone to run the teleprompter after they fire the guy who screwed up the St. Patrick's Day speeches.

Can you imagine the furor that Obama closing out a speech with "I'm Barack Obama. Go fuck yourself, America." would cause in the stock market?

Posted by: Russ from Winterset at March 18, 2009 02:57 PM (dyz/7)

64 This one started first as Irish PM Cowen's gaffe, so I don't think we can nail Obama too hard on it.

Exactly. The Irish PM realized that he had the wrong speech and stopped to correct it. Barry got up a read whatever was on his precious teleprompter including thanking his idiot self.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 18, 2009 03:03 PM (1Jaio)

65 I don't care if it rains or freezes
'Long as I got my TelePrompter, Jesus
On the side of my podiums
Through my trials and tribulations
And my travels through the nations
With my TelePrompter no Ahhhs or Ummms

Posted by: Barack Obama at March 18, 2009 03:11 PM (Q1lie)

66 As I posted at Rantburg: "I can't wait for some techie (probably one in Russia or China) to find a way to hack the POTUS teleprompter and really start fucking with the Obama mind.

Posted by: Jack is Back! at March 18, 2009 03:11 PM (T+hEc)

"Fucking amateur hour."

In so many, many ways.

Posted by: reason at March 18, 2009 03:31 PM (F26eZ)

68 I'm honestly starting to think you could get him to say "Wir mussen der Juden ausrotten" and "I'm a pretty pretty teacup" on national TV.

You are 100% correct. If he read text saying "Thank you President Obama" and he is President Obama, that signifies that he will read anything in front of him- comprehension doesn't even enter into it.

Even the moron talking heads on local tv know better than to do that.

Posted by: shibumi at March 18, 2009 03:33 PM (tZB/c)

69 #63: Bingo.

Obama is the political equivalent of Ron Burgundy. He'll say anything that's on the teleprompter. ANYTHING.

And Biden, of course, is the political equivalent of Ted Baxter.

Posted by: tsj017 at March 18, 2009 03:39 PM (TBwnU)

70 Bob Dole knows Obama isn't using his own name on purpose. Bob Dole asks which party is the stupid party, again... 'cause Bob Dole thinks Obama is yanking that award from us as mightily as possible.

Posted by: Bob Dole at March 18, 2009 03:41 PM (swuwV)

71 You are 100% correct. If he read text saying "Thank you President Obama" and he is President Obama, that signifies that he will read anything in front of him- comprehension doesn't even enter into it.

Quite the Ron Burgundy moment. "I'm Barack Obama?" We should offer prize money for someone to hack his TelePrompter. Imagine what we could get him to say.

Posted by: Angry Beaver at March 18, 2009 03:45 PM (7sVL1)

72 We should offer prize money for someone to hack his TelePrompter.

I don't think money is needed. Just being able to hack into his teleprompter and have him say anything that we wish is an award in itself. A badge of honor among us morons.

Posted by: Tina48 at March 18, 2009 03:52 PM (WT6xs)

73 where's the video of the latest TelePrompTer screw up?

They're sitting on it pretty hard but I bet it leaks out soon anyway.

those guys (Parker and Stone) have shown that they don't care who they skewer, so why won't/can't they do an Obama-based show?

They might have pitched one but Viacom/MTV/Comedy Channel isn't gonna pick up something like that.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 18, 2009 03:53 PM (PQY7w)

Are we sure it was a mistake? Obama probably thanks himself all the time. Nothing that man does can surprise me.

Thank you Kathy for saying that. You're welcome.

I could be president. Yeah I could.

Posted by: HRPKathy at March 18, 2009 04:10 PM (gq1Fx)

75 I think this also happened in that Stewart show, but maybe it was someone else interviewing Kerry: Stewart asked Kerry did he really go to Cambodia, and they were literally eye-to-eye, nose to nose for about 30 sec, Kerry said nothing and finally Stewart backed off and changed the subject.

I'm sure the video is around somewhere.

Posted by: Yehudit at March 18, 2009 04:21 PM (PlVJe)

76 President Barack Obama thanked himself for inviting everyone to the party.

Groovy!

Allow myself, to introduce.....myself!

Posted by: Austin Powers at March 18, 2009 04:25 PM (iy1Xt)

The legend lives on - from Mo Do on down - of Barack partying on St Pat's day - but others have said - we shouldn't treat him this way - every state is still for him even ones that are red

Jon Stewart we've found is now wearing a frown - as he refuses to kick BO around - and Carville and Begala who say things are sunny keep claiming Barack just isn't funny - while conservative Frum who insists he's not scum thinks iits smooth sailin - but others now say they should have voted for Mac and Palin

Posted by: ADK46er at March 18, 2009 04:51 PM (eDl3h)

Now all Al Qaeda needs to do is hijack the teleprompter and Obama will be their sock puppet, ordering airstrikes in on himself and the White House. The last words we'll all hear in the State of the Union speech before our own ICBMs launch on us is Obama reading the teleprompter: "WE ARE THE GREAT SATAN AND MUST COMMIT SUICIDE!"

Posted by: Tantor at March 18, 2009 04:51 PM (KNiWY)

It has been truly sad for Stewart and Colbert lately. They had such a comfortable groove with Bush-is-a-disaster, Conservatives-are-dumb hip irony that they are now cast adrift. They can only fit in Fox, Ann Coulter and Rush as objects to lampooned.

Prediction: the ratings will tank for both as the public begins to sour on Lightworker. The cover of his monumental errors will show and discredit the show for those who view it for "cool news" information.

Posted by: Teleprompter Messiah at March 18, 2009 04:57 PM (H6mNc)

80 In case you all missed Rush, today, he's started referring to Obama as a duel entity. ("Obama and his teleprompter said....")

He also said that he hopes Obama's teleprompter fails.

Posted by: Nice Deb at March 18, 2009 05:56 PM (MHx40)

81 Best American orator since Lincoln. Are women still fainting listening to him read his lines?

Posted by: brak at March 18, 2009 06:00 PM (TYOyS)

82 This is another blatant power grab by Teleprompter. The Constitution clearly gives Teleprompter control over most aspects of domestic policy, but Foreign Affairs are the undisputed Constitutional responsibility of Reset Button.

As the first to call for this drastic measure, it brings me no joy to say it. But our duty is clear:

Impeach Teleprompter Now!

Posted by: Noel at March 18, 2009 09:10 PM (7FgWm)

83 Fuck you. I won.

Posted by: Office of the Teleprompter Elect at March 18, 2009 09:32 PM (xulIS)

God that would be fun to feed his teleprompter lines.

For some reason I just want to take his regular speech and pad it with lines from the Zaporozhian Cossacks reply to Sultan Mehmet IV.

We have to address the health care problem, we have children in this nation who couldn't slay a hedgehog with their own naked ass.

We need a clear idea of leadership to deal with these problems, so we can shove it up your ass.

My critics think we can't afford this new healthcare program, to ensure the health and safety of our children. Well I say to them, go fuck your mother.

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