Help Wanted: Minister Of Basic Competence*

Team Obama used the phrase "smart diplomacy" a lot during the campaign. Apparently it does not mean what they think it means.

Fresh from presenting the Prime Minister of the UK with insulting gifts and an inability to translate 'reset' into Russian, the Smaterest Administration Evah! hits another couple of foul balls in the meeting with Brazil's President Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva.

Brazil has become a major U.S. trading partner, with cautious economic policies that have helped it weather the crisis better than almost all other major economies. With huge new offshore oil finds and abundant ethanol, Brazil could be key to helping wean the U.S. off Venezuelan crude and shift to cleaner energies.
Still, the White House made several moves interpreted as snubs by the Brazilian media.
Silva aides said the trip was pushed forward from Tuesday because of the St. Patrick's Day holiday - making Latin America once again look like an afterthought. Then, the White House announcement misspelled his name as "Luis Ignacio" and put "Lula" - a nickname that decades ago became a legal part of the Brazilian leader's name - in quotes.

Yeah, St. Patrick's Day really sneaks up on you, what with it being the same day every year and all. Plus the tradition of doing something with representatives of Ireland has only been going on for approximately forever.

These morons can't even manage to run meetings with two friendly countries and yet they claimed only The One could bring our enemies to heel through sheer force of his personal diplomatic efforts. Yeah, that's going to work well.

To celebrate the holiday, Obama avoided any questions by asking reporters, "Guys, can't I just finish my Lucky Charms?"

*Thanks to Russ from Winterset for the Ministry of Basic Competence snark which reminded me I wanted to post this story.

Posted by: DrewM. at 12:58 PM

Comments

1 We are legion.

Posted by: A Bag of Hammers at March 17, 2009 01:01 PM (f0dGF)

2 When's the next party? Did you see Michelle turned the White House fountains green?!

Wheee!

Posted by: Barry O'bamuh at March 17, 2009 01:02 PM (VP5BU)

3 Rass has the generic congressional ballot at R +3. I'm sure that is just a coincidence.

Posted by: Just Another Poster at March 17, 2009 01:03 PM (NgoAe)

4 Okay so is the plan just to piss off the entire world at once? Because if not, well, I'm calling Epic Fail.

Posted by: alexthechick at March 17, 2009 01:04 PM (SHHaV)

5 Avenge me boys!

Posted by: brazilian wax at March 17, 2009 01:05 PM (PD1tk)

6 3 Rass has the generic congressional ballot at R +3. I'm sure that is just a coincidence.

At the rate things are going, it'll be closer to R +10 by the end of the week.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at March 17, 2009 01:05 PM (jTaZv)

7 Equal Opportunity Idiocy.

Posted by: Wastoid at March 17, 2009 01:05 PM (W0B71)

8 Yeah, and St. Patrick's day is so close on the calendar to Carnival in Rio that it's easy to confuse the two. I can totally see the White House double-booking Ireland and Brazil and having to switch things around.

I'm celebrating St. Patrick's day this year in the true Irish tradition. Which means I'm going to get drunk on my ass and then blow up something British with a pipe bomb.

Posted by: Keith Arnold at March 17, 2009 01:11 PM (Jdtsu)

9 I'm sure Barry had someone translate his teleprompter into Spanish for Brazil's president.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 17, 2009 01:11 PM (1Jaio)

Did you see Michelle turned the White House fountains green?!
She had a bath?

Posted by: andycanuck at March 17, 2009 01:12 PM (xulIS)

11 9 I'm sure Barry had someone translate his teleprompter into Spanish for Brazil's president.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 17, 2009 01:11 PM (1Jaio)

I hope that it wasn't the State Dept. They're still trying to figure out what when wrong with the button.

Posted by: Damiano at March 17, 2009 01:13 PM (cfKer)

12 It would be a Ministry of Basic Competence and Climate Change. Every Obama office has a climate change component.

Posted by: stace at March 17, 2009 01:14 PM (g/wgk)

13 On a positive note, Obama did name an Ambassador to Ireland...The career diplomat and owner of the Pittsburgh Steelers Dan Rooney...Priorities people, priorities...

Posted by: Hedgehog at March 17, 2009 01:15 PM (aDOKh)

Did you see Michelle turned the White House fountains green?!
She had a bath?

Posted by: andycanuck at March 17, 2009 01:12 PM (xulIS)

No, but I sure wish that she'd stop using it as a bidet.

Posted by: Damiano at March 17, 2009 01:15 PM (cfKer)

Barry is uniting the world, one country at a time. Eventually, all the world will have something in common. Their leader got jacked when meeting our leader.

Posted by: reason at March 17, 2009 01:19 PM (5npD/)

I'm sure Barry had someone translate his teleprompter into Spanish for Brazil's president.

probably. too bad he speaks portugese.

Posted by: fibreduck at March 17, 2009 01:19 PM (k7SeR)

17 I expect Rooney to do OK as Ambassador to Ireland, can you imagine any other NFL owner in that role?

On point, its a whole day, he can't multitask. Couple of hours with each during the day, invite the Irish guys to the State dinner, then drinks for all - the Brazilians love a good party - the more the merrier.

Posted by: Jean at March 17, 2009 01:21 PM (L64A6)

Even though he wasn't Brazilian, Bernardo O'Higgins is probably turning in his grave right now.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 17, 2009 01:24 PM (xulIS)

19 The president added: "Although I think it's wonderful that you visited the Oval Office and Washington, what you're really missing out is the South Side Irish Parade in Chicago, which I think is one of the great events."

Mm hm. Because visiting the capital of political corruption is so much more fun than the historic capitol if our nation. So much fail.

Posted by: Adlib at March 17, 2009 01:25 PM (k/CNO)

20 9 I'm sure Barry had someone translate his teleprompter into Spanish for Brazil's president.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 17, 2009 01:11 PM (1Jaio)

That would be par for the course, since Brazil speaks Portugese

Posted by: Gerry Owen at March 17, 2009 01:26 PM (oGv5F)

21 Gah, "of" our nation.

Posted by: Adlib at March 17, 2009 01:26 PM (k/CNO)

22 Bernardo O'Higgins is probably turning in his grave right now.

A Chile reference. Niiice.

Posted by: DrewM. at March 17, 2009 01:26 PM (hlYel)

23 What's so special about Brazil? It's just another country.

Posted by: FireHorse at March 17, 2009 01:26 PM (5KNeJ)

24 Incompetence: [in-kom-pi-tuhns] noun. The characteristic of an administration that can't fill 45 Treasury Department jobs even though Wall Street has laid of 40,000 financial experts.

Posted by: V the K at March 17, 2009 01:29 PM (PLvLS)

25 I wonder if Il Duce Obama poored Green Beer on his Lucky Charms...

Posted by: wancow at March 17, 2009 01:33 PM (49J4R)

26 Once again, let me take this time to thank the millions that voted this Jug Eared Fuck for POTUS.

Idiots.

Posted by: UncleFacts at March 17, 2009 01:33 PM (M+Vfm)

Bernardo O'Higgins is probably turning

My favorite historic name!

Posted by: kidney at March 17, 2009 01:35 PM (FgUFX)

28 DAN Rooney is going to Ireland? I thought he was sending ANDY Rooney. I mean, as long as we're giving insulting gifts to foreign leaders, and all...

And Andy would have soooooo fit in with the whole rambling-in-a-slobbering-drunken-stupor thing. It's the next best thing to sending a Kennedy.

Posted by: Keith Arnold at March 17, 2009 01:36 PM (Jdtsu)

At this point, it might be easier to not report on his screw ups and just report on those things he gets right.

_*crickets

Oh, and watching Fox News right now and they're reporting on Dodd's 'loophole' re the AIG bonuses.

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Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 17, 2009 01:38 PM (ZGhSv)

31 I forget where I read it, but it really struck a chord with me: Obama, like so many of his compatriots on the Left, derided George W. Bush as a dunce; thus, they assumed that since they were so much smarter, that things would naturally fall into place once they got into the Oval Office. But it turns out that the job is quite a bit more complex and nuanced than they bargained for, and that maybe W. wasn't the dullard they thought he was.

It turns out that the skillset needed for running a successful Presidential campaign doesn't necessarily translate all that well to performing the job for which Obama was elected. You'd think it would breed humility, but...I see no evidence of it so far.

Posted by: Monty at March 17, 2009 01:39 PM (/0a60)

32 St. Patrick's day is only an excuse to do foolish things when you are holding a pint in one hand and your girl in the other. If either hand is empty the only redemption is face first into the gutter.

Posted by: wtf capital investments at March 17, 2009 01:42 PM (VeUJ4)

33 >>maybe W. wasn't the dullard they thought he was.

I am amazed how few fumbles President Bush had in his 8 years. If he had , we would have heard about it.

The most talked about thing was that he choked on a Pretzel. Better that than making America choke on a 3 trillion giveaway to Obama's friends.

Posted by: Tushar at March 17, 2009 01:44 PM (PGSXB)

34 It's all George Bush's fault! He made the job look easy. An idiot could do it! Now we find that:
1) Bush and his team obviously were not idiots
2) The current team is full of them

So much for the liberal intelligentsia that were going to "hit the ground running".

Posted by: GarandFan at March 17, 2009 01:44 PM (237hA)

35 I nominate Ace!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at March 17, 2009 01:47 PM (ZGhSv)

You mean an MBA and executive experience prepares you for leadership better than a Law degree and racial grievance-mongering? Get out!

But what explains the fact that GWB never shat on his predecessor or used private citizens as scapegoats, and Barry does it with great regularity? Could it be that elusive thing you don't learn as a Harvard affirmative-action-hero they call "Class"?!

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Posted by: Gerry Owen at March 17, 2009 01:51 PM (oGv5F)

So much for the liberal intelligentsia that were going to "hit the ground running".

Didn't realize they meant face first, eh?

Posted by: MamaAJ at March 17, 2009 01:52 PM (X6Zdh)

39 I am beginning to think that Obama's teleprompter is some sort of mind control device being operated from Tehran. What do you think?

Posted by: doug at March 17, 2009 01:55 PM (7k/CU)

40 The person at the top simply cannot know it all and do it all. That's why it's so important to pick good staff, delegate properly, and structure the organization and communication lines appropriately.

This is what executive experience is all about.

Lately, the left has been very dismissive of executive experience, because Dubya and Palin had it and their candidates didn't. Well, it turns out, management is harder than it looks. Woops!

Posted by: sandy burger at March 17, 2009 01:57 PM (twiRb)

41 @34 It's all George Bush's fault! He made the job look easy. An idiot could do it! Now we find that:
1) Bush and his team obviously were not idiots
2) The current team is full of them

So much for the liberal intelligentsia that were going to "hit the ground running".

They have fallen and cannot get up. Someone call Life Alert to help the Obama Administration!

Posted by: shibumi at March 17, 2009 01:57 PM (tZB/c)

42 Apparently the man can't do anything right except ruin the economy and piss off our friends.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 17, 2009 01:59 PM (kLWtB)

43 doug - quite likely. And what happened to the State Department? Has this country's international posture been outsourced to a MoveOn mailing list?

Posted by: mrkwong at March 17, 2009 01:59 PM (G8Eo0)

I thought the Keystone Kops weren't in production anymore??? This is all just a Hollywood movie farce right?? the adults will come back into the room any time now right??

God help us. We are so-o-o-o-o screwed.

Posted by: chuck in st paul at March 17, 2009 02:00 PM (jDpso)

45 I just hope he treats his country of birth better when they come to visit.

Posted by: Bernard B. Birther at March 17, 2009 02:01 PM (kOQDM)

This is the longest walk to the gallows ever.

Hey, at least we get to crack jokes on the way.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at March 17, 2009 02:01 PM (wgLRl)

Well, it turns out, management is harder than it looks. Woops!

Hmmm. That could be the reason they pay executives those silly bonuses.

Posted by: Roy at March 17, 2009 02:03 PM (cB77O)

48 I am BARACK D'OhBAMA, your Teleprompter-in-Chief.

Hear me roar.

Posted by: Greg Toombs at March 17, 2009 02:05 PM (URFAu)

49 44

I thought the Keystone Kops weren't in production anymore??? This is all just a Hollywood movie farce right?? the adults will come back into the room any time now right??

If Obama and his Cult's intention is to tear down the country that in his heart he and Worf "aren't proud of", I'm kind of relieved that he'd fuck up a wet dream

Posted by: kbdabear at March 17, 2009 02:06 PM (miw86)

OT but foreign policy related.

MOSCOW (AFP) � President Dmitry Medvedev on Tuesday announced a "large-scale" rearmament and renewal of Russia's nuclear arsenal, accusing NATO of pushing ahead with expansion near Russian borders.

Meeting defence chiefs in Moscow, Medvedev said he was determined to implement reforms to streamline Russia's bloated military and stressed Moscow continued to face several security threats needing robust defense capacity.

"From 2011, a large-scale rearmament of the army and navy will begin," Medvedev said.

Barry has given us peace in our time.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 17, 2009 02:06 PM (1Jaio)

51 Hey Joe from Scranton, do you mind taking the conn for awhile? This smart governating stuff is HARD. If anybody important from distant lands should pop in for a visit, just fob them off with something from the gift shop.

Posted by: El Presidente and Jefe Grande Barrack "Milhouse" Obama at March 17, 2009 02:07 PM (wgLRl)

52 inconceivable!

Posted by: jcp at March 17, 2009 02:07 PM (DHNp4)

53 come on, he's got rahm as a chief of staff to prepare for these things. rahm has plenty of executive experience after ballet school, right? he doesn't need executive experience with Rahm at his right hand.

Posted by: ed at March 17, 2009 02:09 PM (Urhve)

54 2 When's the next party? Did you see Michelle turned the White House fountains green?!

Tonight Barry O'bama throws the St Patrick's party. Lula was supposed to visit today, but getting drunk with Kennedys and select donors and Hollywood phonies is far more important than meeting with the leader of the biggest country in Latin America, so Lula had to meet with The One last Saturday

Posted by: kbdabear at March 17, 2009 02:09 PM (miw86)

55 Like I said: 3AM call? He can't even handle a 3PM social call.

Posted by: someone at March 17, 2009 02:11 PM (1wXl7)

56 Oh, shit, he's a "Citizen of da World" yo'all

Posted by: Admr. Sebastian B. O. Buniontow VI at March 17, 2009 02:12 PM (NLtVk)

The Russians are expanding their nuclear arsenal. And why not, it isn't like they've got to worry about a missile defense system or anything...

Posted by: Putin Rulz! at March 17, 2009 02:13 PM (W0B71)

58 Obama, heel this planet! (damn it!)

Posted by: Admr. Sebastian B. O. Buniontow VI at March 17, 2009 02:13 PM (NLtVk)

59 Barry should've sent his teleprompter to the meeting with the Brazilians. Probably would've worked out better for all involved.

Posted by: jaleach at March 17, 2009 02:13 PM (gHrZU)

60 We sure dodged a bullet with that Palin chick.

Posted by: Brad Mcfuckstain at March 17, 2009 02:13 PM (kOQDM)

Hey, cool it with the "Il Duce" cracks.

No one is going to accuse Obama of making the trains run on time. Trust me on this.

Posted by: Bob Hawkins at March 17, 2009 02:15 PM (eZ0vq)

62 61

Hey, cool it with the "Il Duce" cracks.

No one is going to accuse Obama of making the trains run on time. Trust me on this.

I think "Il Douche" is more appropriate anyway.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at March 17, 2009 02:18 PM (jTaZv)

63 They just don't understand how great he is, that's all. If they did they wouldn't feel snubbed, they'd feel grateful for the mere opportunity to be in the same room with him.

Posted by: rockhead at March 17, 2009 02:20 PM (DvaIL)

64 "smart" diplomacy means "stupid beyond belief in libspeak.

Posted by: torabora at March 17, 2009 02:24 PM (s0alE)

Once again, let me take this time to thank the millions that voted this Jug Eared Fuck for POTUS.

From 48 to 52: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! you guys really got suckered, huh?

Posted by: Steve L. at March 17, 2009 02:27 PM (Gkhxf)

66 But see, Obama always smooths things over with his friendly smile and his warm, sunny demeanor. Except when he's frowning, cold, and aloof.

Posted by: Jim Treacher at March 17, 2009 02:28 PM (cvmgB)

67 TheQuietMan:

I wouldn't worry too much about Russia. They can say lots of things. Doing stuff? Not so much. They are broke, fragmented, and in a demographic death-spiral. Only their (rapidly aging) nuclear arsenal gives them any international voice at all. China is a much bigger concern, frankly, and they're a bigger threat to Russia by far than we are. They're an irritant, not a strategic threat. (Which doesn't mean I wouldn't get in their face about basing bombers in Cuba or Latin America -- the Monroe Doctrine is probably more important now than it ever has been.)

Posted by: Monty at March 17, 2009 02:36 PM (/0a60)

68 I'd like to thank the Obama Administration. Until now, I had only heard of, but never seen, a clusterfuck.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 17, 2009 02:44 PM (5aa4z)

69 Yes, they forgot to book in the Irish PM until a fortnight before St. Patrick's Day. So the Lula bump was apparently a knock-on snub.

The good news is that Obama only gets a poxy bowl of shamrock from the visit, so a fun-pack of DVDs would be a lot closer to a fair trade.

Posted by: anonymous irishman at March 17, 2009 02:48 PM (t7sD0)

70 [i]We sure dodged a bullet with that Palin chick.[/i]

That line will never, ever get old.

Posted by: tsj017 at March 17, 2009 02:50 PM (TBwnU)

71 Impeach Obama: Change We Can Believe In

The Obama's think the Monroe Doctrine is that the Kennedy's could do what they wanted with Marilyn.

Posted by: maverick muse at March 17, 2009 02:53 PM (QeepX)

Barry should've sent his teleprompter to the meeting with the Brazilians. Probably would've worked out better for all involved.

There's an idea. Have Barry resign and let the teleprompter fill out the rest of his term. It has to have more brains than Barry and Biden combined.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 17, 2009 02:59 PM (1Jaio)

73 "The Russians have said that they are expanding their nuclear arsenal."

Fixed that. Don't freak out over the Russkies, people. Pay attention and be careful, but don't freak out. They're military midgets -- they probably punch below England or France in conventional weapons. Truth be told, probably below China and Taiwan.

I suspect that the lure of a nuclear arsenal is going to diminish quite a bit in the coming years. Countermeasure technology is going to become very cheap and ubiquitous, while the costs of developing and maintaining a nuclear arsenal are going to remain very high. There are other military areas where the cost/benefit ratio is much greater.

Nuclear weapons aren't magic. They're just very big bombs with interesting side-effects. There are very few conflict scenarios where they come into play as weapons of decision.

Posted by: Monty at March 17, 2009 03:01 PM (/0a60)

Yeah, St. Patrick's Day really sneaks up on you, what with it being the same day every year and all.

Hey, cut the guy some slack.

Last year there was no St. Patrick's Day, technically, because March 17 fell within a week of Easter and the Catholic Church doesn't allow a saint's feast to be celebrated during Holy Week. And besides, last March he was the Candidate and Chief Executive Officer of the Obama for President campaign. That was a big, important job!

Posted by: FireHorse at March 17, 2009 03:02 PM (5KNeJ)

75 @50: "From 2011, a large-scale rearmament of the army and navy will begin," Medvedev said.

Apparently, the Russians don't expect Obama to be re-elected.

Posted by: E Pluribus Unicorn at March 17, 2009 03:06 PM (3K4hn)

Change = making friends out of enemies and enemies out of friends? I'm sure they can pull that second part off. The first, not so much.

Posted by: Andy at March 17, 2009 03:09 PM (QYJUz)

Addendum to #74:

By "the guy" I meant the President -- y'know, Barack H. "Obama" Dunham.

Posted by: FireHorse at March 17, 2009 03:10 PM (5KNeJ)

78 Monty, I would agree that China is a horrible threat given that they own our government, and that our Socialist politicians think that benefitting Chinese industry at the expense of American manufacturing is a great idea, padding fascist pockets.

"I wouldn't worry too much about Russia. They can say lots of things. Doing stuff? Not so much."

You must not remember Khrushchev with the same shudder he gave every American child. Russia didn't have the industrial infrastructure completed back then that has since been put in place, functioning, nor as much of an income then than they now have. Now, Russia has taken their sabbatical and is refreshed and invigorated, already bursting through borders without international intervention. Also, Russia and China today are not the arch enemies they were in Khrushchev's era. And Putin's regime stomps Obama's presidency. Khrushchev was bombastic, but not all hot air as the Cuban missile crisis proved. Putin is NOT bombastic, but is the slyest of all serpents, very toxic to opponents. Putin's challenges are never to be lightly taken.

my $.02

Posted by: maverick muse at March 17, 2009 03:15 PM (QeepX)

79 PBO Executive Daily Planner

Monday: 3/16 I'm bored. Rahm, amuse me. Lets fuck with that Commander from...what's it called...uh, um...the American Legion.
Tuesday 3/17: Green underpants, check. Green socks, check. Lucky Charms, check. Have Micheele eat lots and lots of asparagus and pee in the WH fountains so the water turns green. Get pissed with tthe Irish and puke in the WH fountains.
What? Huh? AIG BONUSES PAID? Oh shit.
Wednesday 3/18: Maybe I should have thought throught the Mexico trucking thing...violating NAFTA and all. Man, I got a hangover (looks over and expects to see Michelle) "Jesus Christ Biden what are you doing in my bed, naked, with shamrock pasties????"

Posted by: MrsPaulsFishSticks at March 17, 2009 03:24 PM (iYbLN)

"I thought the Keystone Kops weren't in production anymore??? This is all just a Hollywood movie farce right?? the adults will come back into the room any time now right??"

I hope that, any day now, before too much more damage to our country is done, the REAL Barry will be found after a janitor follows muffled yells and thuds to a White House coat closet off a seldom-used annex...hogtied, gagged, in his boxers, t-shirt, and socks. My goodness! He's been in here the entire time! While the SS is busy untying him and trying to figure out what's been going on, Marine One suddenly fires up and takes off, with <insert comic-book villain of choice here> cackling maniacally and waving his Barry-mask out the pilot's window, $100 bills fluttering in a quiet trail as bags full of money spill out of the cargo hold...

Posted by: reason at March 17, 2009 03:31 PM (5npD/)

81 CURSE YOU, MRS. PAULS! I CAN'T UN-SEE IT! GAAAAAH!

Posted by: reason at March 17, 2009 03:33 PM (5npD/)

82 I'd....uhhhh....like to welcome the president of Brazil. Welcome me amigo. My wife loves your wax. Uhhh....ummm.....have you met the Irish guys yet? Why don't you guys talk for...ummmm... a while. I'm going to take a nap. This....uhhh... being president is ...uhhh....very tiring. And....uhhhh... don't forget your DVDs on the way out.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 17, 2009 03:42 PM (1Jaio)

83 @50, 67, 73, 78

Everybody seems to forget the Clinton State Dept and general foreign policy, which usually had Madeline Albright or some other Dim turd announcing that the world was unbalanced with only one superpower and America needed to prepare for the day when it would no longer be number one. Pax Chinacana being their favorite alternative.

America treating no ally (ie England) in a special manner is the same as saying America is not special as well. An international version of PETA's "a dog is a chimp is a rat is a boy" mantra.

Or for BO "North Korea is England Is Kenya is America".

Russia knows there is going to be a real power vacuum now that BO and the same batch of Clintion clowns or worse are back in the White House. The pickings will be easy, so why not?

Same for China, Iran, etc.......

A withdrawn America with a wrecked economy will give BO and the Dims the multilateral world they so crave. And as always Dim weakness and unreality will cost American lives.

Posted by: rinseandspit at March 17, 2009 04:01 PM (oEAm5)

84 Great. Now another soviet base in Brazil.

Posted by: paranoid polly at March 17, 2009 04:02 PM (YLNjm)

85 Plus the tradition of doing something with representatives of Ireland has only been going on for approximately forever.

So, fuck the dirty micks, right? or was he going to try to borrow Brazillion dollars?

I get confused.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at March 17, 2009 04:03 PM (1hM1d)

86 #81
Reason,
Can't you just see Obama and Biden in their man panties dancing around the WH a la Tom Cruise in Risky Business?

Posted by: MrsPaulsFishSticks at March 17, 2009 04:22 PM (iYbLN)

87 or was he going to try to borrow Brazillion dollars?

Billion, Trillion, Brazillion...

Man, this stimulus is really getting out of hand!

Posted by: sandy burger at March 17, 2009 05:09 PM (twiRb)

88 There's an idea. Have Barry resign and let the teleprompter fill out the rest of his term. It has to have more brains than Barry and Biden combined.

The Telepromtinator? Photoshops anyone?

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