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Oh dear sweet mercy:

And by the way, my camera was a mechanism that probably prevented brutality like happened at New School in December where they weren’t on top of that as much…the black trench coat guy threw me an elbow and I was trying to keep a level head as people were panicking…the rest of the negotiations absolve me…I’m going to post those soon for you to poo poo. NYPD has used violence on protesters in the past. We were lucky NYPD didn’t get in the night before or else you might have been scrubbing our blood off the walls like at Columbia in 1968.

Can I come in from the terrace to consense on this claim?

A commenter also tips this editorial he wrote, which is ten pounds of stupid stuffed in five pound stupid-bags.

At colleges speckled all over our country, young minds are awakening to a startling reality that our parents, or at least their generation, were right, and better off for it. We, on the other hand, are not better off because we did not follow their path of resistance. From the impending financial crisis, to indentured servitude by student debt, to the old men’s War on Terror fought by teens and 20-somethings, to an overwhelming, propagandized society at war for our hearts and minds, we are a generation with subcultures that have ceased to steward social change.

Keffiyehs are sexy, sold at the malls. Peace signs are embroidered next to buttons for presidential candidates of war. Hipsters don’t think it’s hip to talk about militarism like their hippie ancestors. Millions are made from the circle-A for anarchy by marketing executives. Our music is corporate, we consume culture, and we feel obliged to validate a system of oppression for which we are raw materials, by their calendar.

But students have not always been subordinated.

Four decades ago, our parents’ struggle shook the conscience of our society that set precedence for every student struggle since. They were our age; they had no funding, no parental support, no internet, no Facebook, and no cell phones. Yet, they stopped a war, founded universities, championed civil rights, practiced environmentalism, revived feminism, halted nuclear energy expansion, ended apartheid, and desegregated their campuses.

...

I assert that “freedom is participation in power” according to the Greek philosopher Cicero. [sic, and stupid]

...

We have been tokenized on faculty academic committees that are closed to the College community, sought out as insurance against insurrection, [???] subjects of their curriculum power experiment. Even Student Council has been sequestered into predominately a party planning and student club ATM. What happened to defending consent “by all means necessary?”

Um, you took over a cafetorium and, um, taped the "insurrection" on a fucking digital camera, dude.

Get over yourself.


Posted by: Ace at 12:28 PM



Comments

1 I really wish I could introduce this guy and his pals to a baseball bat.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at February 24, 2009 12:29 PM (ujg0T)

2

We were lucky NYPD didn’t get in the night before or else you might have been scrubbing our blood off the walls like at Columbia in 1968.

Oh if only we could of.

Posted by: EC at February 24, 2009 12:31 PM (mAhn3)

3 could HAVE

Posted by: EC at February 24, 2009 12:31 PM (mAhn3)

4 Some people really need to be beaten into a coma.  A sort of attitudinal "tune up" as it were.  He might just be one of them...I'm just saying.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at February 24, 2009 12:31 PM (Ygf78)

5 Sixties envy is so ridiculous.

Posted by: Slublog at February 24, 2009 12:32 PM (qjKko)

6 HAHAhahahaha...

Cicero. Greek.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....

Posted by: mojo at February 24, 2009 12:34 PM (g1cNf)

7
The NY Police chased us through the park and were bearing down on us fast through the trees on horseback.  My veins pumped battery acid as I ran to exhaustion and then ran some more.  Finally we reached a clearing in the woods and there it was.  Santa's sleigh!  Santa asked me to help him repair his sleigh as my dad distracted the police and threw them off our tracks.  As Santa and I rode his sleigh through the night with the NY police left dumbfounded in the park below,  I could hear the whole town singing.  And their singing gave us the power to fly.  The power to fly.

Posted by: Dang at February 24, 2009 12:37 PM (xhwOW)

8 The man is rather insistent.

Posted by: toby928 at February 24, 2009 12:38 PM (PD1tk)

9 $1000 says he has a poster of Che on his wall at home, and taped to a blow up doll in his closet.

Posted by: Kaptain Amerika at February 24, 2009 12:39 PM (BxPnu)

10 This guy is such a douche. He doesn't even go to these schools but rebel rouses the sheep-students and these idiot kids are left holding the bag. I doubt NYU will have the balls to expel them but I bet they will be suspended for this semester. I bet the refund period has ended so they (or their parents) have paid for a semester and get no credit. What happened to Alex ... nothing.

Posted by: Long Island at February 24, 2009 12:39 PM (/QzyE)

11 He left out the ever popular "Eat the Rich"....
What an asshole.

Posted by: aubrey at February 24, 2009 12:40 PM (osZuV)

12 What's notably missing is that none of these asshats were arrested for trespassing. The NYPD did not remove them from the cafeteria, it was campus security. They are facing school discipline, not a court of law.

What history course of the 1960's did he take, the one at bended knee of his daddy? Total. Bullshit.

Posted by: Penfold at February 24, 2009 12:41 PM (lF2Kk)

13

What a stupid, self important twat. And fuck the baby boomers too. Spoiled little pricks. I would have dropped all of those goddamn protesters out of cargo planes into North Vietnam with no parachute.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 24, 2009 12:41 PM (1Jaio)

14 That kid is a moron - he's read too many marxist critiques of american society, too many normativity sermons and foucault books about power structures.

On a sunnier note, the President is free to have meetings with douchebag actors and discuss foreign  policy.   Great!

Actor George Clooney emerged from an Oval Office meeting with President Barack Obama Monday night to say the White House will appoint an envoy to Darfur, the Sudanese region ravaged by war and famine.

“They said they would appoint a full-time, high-level envoy that would report directly to the White House,” Clooney told reporters. "This would be a huge policy step."

Of the Obama administration's commitment to Darfur, Clooney said, "It's good to hear because there was some concern that this could fall off the radar."

Posted by: G at February 24, 2009 12:42 PM (5r0Tz)

15 Every one of these shits should be expelled. But they will not be.

Posted by: Vic at February 24, 2009 12:43 PM (f6os6)

16 I think this guy need to go talk to Scott Beuchamp to help him improve his writing style and getting his mindthoughts out there for everyone to read.

Posted by: buzzion at February 24, 2009 12:44 PM (Lrsi6)

17 And by the way, my corporate camera was a mechanism that probably prevented brutality

Fixed.

Posted by: Cerebral Paul Z. at February 24, 2009 12:46 PM (cQhQZ)

18

Par for the course, this dippy writer fails to see the ramifications of what he writes. Just this very morning, I was rather deeply pondering those very final words he writes in this excerpt: Namely, "by all means necessary".

Excuse me there, dipstick, but how much thought have you put into just who might take up your mantle at face value?  If a so-called "fairness doctirne" is attempted to be implemented, as it would be used to stifle dissent to the Messiah's socialist policies, would not "ANY means necessary" in oppostion be justified? We are talking about our single most sacred right for 225 years here.

If our wealth is to be forcibly taken via the power of the state to pay for mortgages for non-citizens, etc. would not "ANY means necessary" in the protection of our families and their future, not to mention our nation, be justified?

Is not "ANY means justified to stop the "killing of babies"? ANY means?

But of course, "by any means necessary" applies only to those that the hippies and neo-hippies think are essentially "cool". All others must be put down, presumably by..... ahem.... any means necessary.

I find myself very glad that the NRA is around these days.

 

 

Posted by: Andrew X at February 24, 2009 12:47 PM (nNZtS)

19

<blockquote>They were our age; they had no funding trust funds, no parental support overindulgent parents, no internet, no Facebook, and no cell phones. Yet, they stopped lost a war, founded turned universities into bastions of communist ideology, championed civil rights mau-mau'ed everyone over race, practiced environmentalism worshipped trees, revived feminism aborted 45 million fetuses, halted nuclear energy expansion destroyed any chance of energy independence, ended apartheid mau-mau'ed everyone some more on race, and desegregated their campuses turned campuses into Stalinist reeducation camps.</blockquote>

Fixed

Posted by: PalinFan at February 24, 2009 12:48 PM (5Ig1V)

20 Muhlenberg, dude, I'm getting third-degree sunburn basking in your blinding rhetoric of Troofing to Power.

The cafeteria ought to have been fumigated, that's what you do with cockroaches infesting a food service area.

Posted by: George Orwell at February 24, 2009 12:48 PM (AZGON)

21 Dude would be happier if he were smoking dope and following the Grateful Dead around the country.

Posted by: huerfano at February 24, 2009 12:48 PM (knHvu)

22 It is a serious indictment of NYU that he has no clue who Cicero is.  A "greek philosopher"???

Posted by: dan-O at February 24, 2009 12:50 PM (teb/C)

23 I've worked for most of my career in downtown DC. Do you have any idea how long I've waited for a good opportunity to punch a hippie?

Posted by: Brewdog at February 24, 2009 12:51 PM (r9wXo)

24 #22
Perhaps Dude thinks "Cicero" is the opposite of "Brothero," and he has a thing for hairy Greek women. Or men.

Posted by: George Orwell at February 24, 2009 12:52 PM (AZGON)

25

"They were our age; they had no funding, no parental support, no internet, no Facebook, and no cell phones. Yet, they stopped a war, founded universities, championed civil "

No you fool, they surrendered to the communist two years after the war was won. Your parents (in line with traitors Kerry and Fonda) were the start of  'it's cool to be a coward and traitor to your country'. They like you, were not hero's, but were and are zero's. The only thing your parents passed down to you is cowardance and the blood of millions on their hands. I think the guilt of assisting in the murder of millions and putting the people of Southeast Asia under another 40 years of communist slavery led to the mental illness now known as BDS.

Posted by: Scrapiron at February 24, 2009 12:55 PM (1kwr2)

26 was it this camera?

http://s3.amazonaws.com/io-soup-assets/
asset/0213/7662_571b.jpeg

Posted by: A.G. at February 24, 2009 12:56 PM (JoIvi)

27 On top of all that, he's got one of those up-talking valley-girl talking styles.
That alone is reason to puncheon him.

Posted by: Krieg Saxon at February 24, 2009 12:56 PM (FkL60)

28 Well his quote from the famous Chinese philosopher Cicero makes me think of the famous T. Jefferson quote: "DON'T TAZE ME BRO".  Yeah, I'm pretty sure that was Jefferson.

Posted by: dan-O at February 24, 2009 12:57 PM (teb/C)

29 ...and now he can refer to himself as the "Muhlenberg One."

Posted by: Krieg Saxon at February 24, 2009 12:58 PM (FkL60)

30 The "Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt!" guy and the Star Wars Kid have just posted their concession speeches on YouTube.

Posted by: Cerebral Paul Z. at February 24, 2009 12:59 PM (cQhQZ)

31 Did someone say "fuck the boomers"?

Posted by: andycanuck at February 24, 2009 01:01 PM (TpHGM)

32 If there's one thing that the historypast has taught us, it's that we must be bravestrong against brutalityviolence.

Posted by: Warden at February 24, 2009 01:01 PM (KXbGD)

33 You ever heard of the Seattle Seven?  That was me................and six other guys.

Posted by: Jeff "The Dude" Lebowski at February 24, 2009 01:02 PM (906oR)

34 I don't care for this man. He insists upon himself.

Posted by: guai2k at February 24, 2009 01:02 PM (YqPsZ)

35 Sparticus be damned.

WE ARE ALEX LOTORO!

-

Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 24, 2009 01:02 PM (MKFU7)

36 If I only had the right software, it would be Teh Awesome to mash up Dude on camera, in foreground, pontificating... and paste video of the Star Wars kid in the background. With a little Darth Vader music underneath.

Posted by: George Orwell at February 24, 2009 01:02 PM (AZGON)

37

It is a serious indictment of NYU that he has no clue who Cicero is.  A "greek philosopher"???

 

Typical of so many lefties. They attend college but learn nothing. Of course with the shit that's being taught it might be impossible to learn anything of actual value.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 24, 2009 01:02 PM (1Jaio)

38 What these ass pirates don't understand is that they are essentially 'the Man' these days.  Their ideology rules all before it, especially on university campuses.  Their thoughts probably mirror their professors and university administrators 99% of the time.  They aren't rebels.  They are our future lawyers and government bureaucrats.

The counter-culture on campus these days is conservative.

Posted by: kefka at February 24, 2009 01:03 PM (uTg5e)

39 I want to meet his drug dealer. He obviously has access to much better weed than we ever had back in the '60's.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 24, 2009 01:03 PM (ZGhSv)

40

Yet another dolt pining to be a cool kid from the 60's and falling into complete incoherence in the process.

I reiterate--apart from the music, the 60's SUCKED ASS.

 

 

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 24, 2009 01:03 PM (B+qrE)

41 Wait until he gets his dystopic, postmodern society in which he will not have anything to write any of his ideals with because a pencil and paper will be known as tools that bring about power relationships, and words and suppression of all. To the caves, I say. Tally HO! 

Posted by: josh at February 24, 2009 01:05 PM (+auqU)

42 To pick just one nut out of that steaming pile: Music today is less corporate than ever.

Posted by: El Gordo at February 24, 2009 01:06 PM (D6lPW)

43 In his younger days, Dude had some trouble with his computer.





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(interestingly, this kid is actually acting, he makes hoax videos.)

Posted by: George Orwell at February 24, 2009 01:07 PM (AZGON)

44

And my kids are serving in the military to protect these "peers" of theirs?

And my kids will probably be treated like second class citizens by society (at least academia) in favor of these?

 

I'm beginning to think it's time to reset the clock.

Posted by: unknown jane at February 24, 2009 01:07 PM (EpmMs)

45 This is the most unintentionally lulzworthy thing I've ever seen.  If retarded little pussies like these will be the recruits for Ø's national security force I think I'll quit stocking up on ammo.  Rocks and a slingshot should do the trick.  These little faggots couldn't suppress a food fight in a junior high cafeteria.

Posted by: ol-dirty-/b/tard at February 24, 2009 01:09 PM (IoUF1)

46 22 It is a serious indictment of NYU that he has no clue who Cicero is.  A "greek philosopher"???

I'm sure the Western History class is 1 week on Greek and Roman civilizations, 5 weeks on the evil Christian oppressors attacking poor innocent Muslims for no reason during the Crusades, and the rest of the semester on genocide/enslavement of various indigenous peoples.

Posted by: Brendan at February 24, 2009 01:10 PM (2jQGY)

47

Wonderful argument to raise the voting age to, like, 40, except maybe for military actives or honorably discharged

Posted by: Marty at February 24, 2009 01:10 PM (xWFCX)

48 Dude is pretty much taking his lines straight from this book

Posted by: Purple Avenger at February 24, 2009 01:10 PM (Ygf78)

49

"indentured servitude by student debt"

Your college education?  Yeah, it's not a right, brah.  It's a service that must be paid for.  You pay for it, and you are permitted to attend classes and, if you so choose, "learn" and "retain knowledge" while in those classes.

Mommy and daddy didn't save up for your "right" to attend college?  Or, maybe (like mine), they chose to make paying for college an additional learning experience in financial responsibility, and split the cost with you 50/50?  Wah, wah, wah.  Shut the hell up and go to your sissy little work-study job at the bookstore.  Be a man and take on your student loans.  Better yet, apply yourself after you graduate, and make the most of the grace period to get yourself into a job where you will be able to afford the payments.

You might have caught the nation's ear for the moment.  Good for you.  But let me tell you in no uncertain terms:  anyone that has gone to college, paid off their own student loans, and realized that the career they build for the rest of their life is a huge ROI on the cost of those loans is NOT taking you seriously.  And there are many, many thousands of us.

Posted by: reason at February 24, 2009 01:10 PM (XiVKO)

50 They'll hold their manhoods cheap while any yet live who dialogued to consensus with us on St. Lotorto's Day.

Posted by: Cerebral Paul Z. at February 24, 2009 01:11 PM (cQhQZ)

51 "Our parents did it, man!"

Geez, what a follower this little douche is.

His view of the way the world works - and the proper response to it - was informed by GMing his Shadowrun group, BTW.

He probably expects to be overrun by TechDwarf Corporate Assassins any.day.now.

Posted by: Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight at February 24, 2009 01:12 PM (gIga4)

52


"Please, let me be relevant!"

Posted by: mare at February 24, 2009 01:13 PM (X1fsj)

53 Lance Winslow better watch out

Posted by: toby928 at February 24, 2009 01:15 PM (PD1tk)

54 I assert that “freedom is participation in power” according to the Greek philosopher Cicero.

I don't know who this Cicero bitch is, but he's totally plagiarizing me.

Posted by: Thomas Jefferson at February 24, 2009 01:15 PM (2jQGY)

55 Today, the CAFETERIA, tomorrow, THE WORLD.
This kid would not survive 5 minutes in the real world.
Reminds me of the cartoon of the early 70's.  Hippie talking to his girlfriend:  "Okay, I'll drop by the Diggers for some FREE clothes, then by the Community Market to pick up some FREE food.  I'll meet you in front of the Community Clinic when you pick up your FREE birth control pills, then we can stop by the Reachout Church for a FREE lunch.  Then we'll go down to City Hall to protest the fucking establishment."

Posted by: GarandFan at February 24, 2009 01:17 PM (237hA)

56 Doucheboy reminds me of this.

Posted by: nickless at February 24, 2009 01:18 PM (MMC8r)

57

This is the unintended consequence of no longer allowing spankings in school.  Totally predictable but unintended.

Posted by: AndrewsDad at February 24, 2009 01:19 PM (C2//T)

58 Come see the violence inherant in the system.

Posted by: Entropy at February 24, 2009 01:20 PM (m6c4H)

59 funny. during the '60s and '70s the revolution was against your parents. Now the revolution is an imitation of what your parents did?

what a lame revolution.

Posted by: hayek2009 at February 24, 2009 01:20 PM (uoyZr)

60

@#19,

Nice repair job.

Posted by: RM at February 24, 2009 01:20 PM (GkYyh)

61 I'd like to call this guy a douche or an asshole, but I can't. He's just too much of a joke. Another example of a person making it impossible to parody a certain segment of society.

Posted by: bunny boy at February 24, 2009 01:20 PM (YsSn7)

62

Who wants to bet he's crumpled in a corner now, sobbing, wiping his eyes on his keffiyah?

Posted by: who knows at February 24, 2009 01:21 PM (7FgWm)

63

Look, folks, this is easy...

Cicero the Greek influenced Augustine the Turk.  Kant the Tamil interpreted Augustine's ideas on lunch menus that were the foundation of Marx the Romulan's rejection of the fried rice in Column A in favor of the kung pao shrimp in Column B.  Guevara the Lilliputian yelled "No substitutions!!!!" and that lead to Muhlenberg the Douchenozzle's occupation of the cafeteria.

Ace the Ewok gave us the details.  (Gratuitous, yes, but it feels good.)

 

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 24, 2009 01:22 PM (B+qrE)

64 "I almost achieved consensus!!"

Posted by: who knows at February 24, 2009 01:22 PM (7FgWm)

65 when it hits the fan, i do hope this moron does not ask for help. God help the nation if this is what the universities are turning out.

Posted by: wildman at February 24, 2009 01:23 PM (pSoT7)

66
Rule number one on growing up.  Until you reach the age of 25,  shut the fuck up.  You'll save yourself a lot of embarrassment.

Posted by: Dang at February 24, 2009 01:24 PM (xhwOW)

67

They'll hold their manhoods cheap while any yet live who dialogued to consensus with us on St. Lotorto's Day.

Hah!

We few, we happy few, we commune of free-spirited indivudals cooperating toward a shared vision of egalite, for he that chains himself to this lunch table with me shall be my comrade... Be he never so unwashed this day shall sweeten his scent..

Posted by: Entropy at February 24, 2009 01:26 PM (m6c4H)

68 Unless this 20 year old assclown's parents are over 60, which I doubt, they were too young to take part in most of the awesomeness of the overrated 60's.

Posted by: FreakyBoy at February 24, 2009 01:26 PM (6An7Z)

69 Holy cow.

In making the case that some people should be killed before they mature, this doofus would be Exhibit A.

Posted by: tsj017 at February 24, 2009 01:28 PM (TBwnU)

70

>> Cicero the Greek influenced Augustine the Turk.  Kant the Tamil interpreted Augustine's ideas on lunch menus that were the foundation of Marx the Romulan's rejection of the fried rice in Column A in favor of the kung pao shrimp in Column B.  Guevara the Lilliputian yelled "No substitutions!!!!" and that lead to Muhlenberg the Douchenozzle's occupation of the cafeteria.

LIES!!  Marx the Romulan would never have advovated Kung Pao Shrimp!!  Way too many white people order that meal (and eat it with a fork instead of chopsticks to boot)!

Marx the Romulan advocated ordering the only thing on the menu you have never heard of.  That way, you are down with those brown people.  You know, those ones that made that wonderfully ethnic dish you are eating!!

Posted by: dan-O at February 24, 2009 01:28 PM (teb/C)

71 >> Rule number one on growing up.  Until you reach the age of 25,  shut the fuck up.  You'll save yourself a lot of embarrassment.

Or at least don't write columns for all to see on the internet and make youtube videos of your massive fails.

Posted by: dan-O at February 24, 2009 01:31 PM (teb/C)

72

I see a Peace Corps stint, then a law degree in his future. A turn at the SLRC, a few years making Ramsey Clark-like headlines while pressing the flesh/fighting the power in NY. Assemblyman, then Congress...by that time, any vestigial indignation over Ayers/Obama/Rezko/Wright/etc. will seem quaint. 

'Nuff said.

Posted by: General Zod at February 24, 2009 01:31 PM (nwEiU)

73

Little does this turdpacker know but he was already on double secret probation before the cafeteria incident. Now the school disciplinary committee will almost assuredly place him on triple super probation and give him a strong talking to.

Posted by: Vic at February 24, 2009 01:33 PM (f6os6)

74 His profile on Facebook:

I'm a revolutionary, organizer for Students for Democratic Society, SigEp, Cuban, Italian, Polish, Lebanese, a pianist, a singer, an actor, a filmmaker. I go to Muhlenberg College in Allentown. I'm studying Political Economy and Film Studies...

Posted by: flenser at February 24, 2009 01:34 PM (rCdVZ)

75

Marx the Romulan advocated ordering the only thing on the menu you have never heard of.

I can haz avocado burger on bulgar wheat bun.  WITH BACON!!!

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 24, 2009 01:35 PM (B+qrE)

76

Now the school disciplinary committee will almost assuredly place him on triple super probation and give him a strong talking to.

Dayum! That sort of fuckup is punishable by a time-out.

Posted by: Entropy at February 24, 2009 01:35 PM (m6c4H)

77 #50
ROTFL squared. Holy crap, I can just see Dude storming Harfleur, in parley with the besieged city's Governor...

Act III, Scene III

Dude: ...Your old Man taken by his silver ponytail
And his most awesome head hearing mean words,
Your naked infants getting corporate baby formula
Whiles the soccer moms with their iPhones confused
Do break the broadband, as did the wives of those Nazi Zionists
At Arafat's righteous struggle for the right of return.
What say you? Will you to our consensus talk,
Or to awesome dialogue balk?

Governor: Fuck off, 'tard.

(slays Dude with poison-tipped longbow bolt.)

Posted by: George Orwell at February 24, 2009 01:35 PM (AZGON)

78 >>"our parents, or at least their generation, were right, and better off for it. We, on the other hand, are not better off because we did not follow their path of resistance."

Actually, your parents became Yuppies and only then did they succeed at anything.


Posted by: Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight at February 24, 2009 01:38 PM (gIga4)

79

Four decades ago, our parents’ struggle shook the conscience of our society that set precedence for every student struggle since.

 

How old are his parents? His parents were probably in college during the late 70s or 80s with most of them being born in the 60s.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 24, 2009 01:38 PM (1Jaio)

80

the best part of the video is when this guy is trying to get people to decide if they should give up their identification to the school security and he calls to his friend outside "Hey Brian! Brian Olander!" 

Now Brian doesn't need to make that decision anymore.

Posted by: Jim King at February 24, 2009 01:41 PM (0t0hG)

81 This dick mitten's parents, I'm guessing, are the reason I quit teaching.  Colleges today should be renamed Pussy Factories.

Posted by: gator at February 24, 2009 01:41 PM (yUiO3)

82 I've said it before, and I'll keep saying it:  We listen to our young people waaaayyy too much.

Posted by: nickless at February 24, 2009 01:42 PM (MMC8r)

83 And did you see his reply on RWV?
>>"I organize with a bunch of ultra-conservative high school students in the Pike County Youth Coalition for accountability in their school board and civic engagement.

I'm from a small town in PA and I hate how academic elitists use inaccessible vocabulary. Many white working people from my small town vote for plain-spoken politicians and distrust ivory tower spawn because they want leaders who don't try to dominate them with qualifiers like 'quite' and 'vapid'.

I choose my work carefully based on what I feel is strategic"

He just plays into the stereotypes of 'ultra-conservative' 'white working people' in his head.

Posted by: Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight at February 24, 2009 01:42 PM (gIga4)

84 I see you now, like greyhounds in the stall, straining at the start. Mark! And upon your sprint, cry 'For Firmness of Truth, Student Power, and Wheat Juice!"

Posted by: Entropy at February 24, 2009 01:45 PM (m6c4H)

85 "dick mitten"

Priceless!

Posted by: George Orwell at February 24, 2009 01:45 PM (AZGON)

86 31 Did someone say "fuck the boomers"?
No. 8s? I'd hit 'em. http://tinyurl.com/dyqwos

40 apart from the music, the 60's SUCKED ASS.
No, the music then sucked ass too.

Posted by: Cheese Guava at February 24, 2009 01:49 PM (hvugu)

87

I'm sure you, George Orwell, know quite a bit about redefining terms.  In this case, "dick mitten" is perfectly quite appropriate.

Tell the truth...the first time you heard this guy spouting out his troof to power commie fagspeak, you thought he'd had more pipe in his mouth than Popeye.

Posted by: gator at February 24, 2009 01:52 PM (yUiO3)

88 #87
Say, wasn't Popeye's smoking piece a corncob?

Barry likes it big.

Posted by: George Orwell at February 24, 2009 01:56 PM (AZGON)

89 I bet he's over 18 under 21. In the 60s most of the college students were under 21 and couldn't vote. 

Posted by: Linda in California at February 24, 2009 01:59 PM (BOeGE)

90 uhhh... to those two posters above, not all baby-boomers were liberal assholes.. I would venture to say that without their votes we would never have had RR.    painting one whole generation with the same brush does your cause little good. just sayin

Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at February 24, 2009 01:59 PM (xkctC)

91 No greater argument can be made for razing 99% US universities after sampling that calculated retard's writing.

Alan Bloom must have his coffin attached to a John Deere combine by now.

Posted by: adamthemad at February 24, 2009 02:01 PM (kIjlp)

92

#81  too right!  The only thing worse than the whining of the mittens is the headache of dealing with mittens' Mumsy and Dadsy when the mittens go whining to them to do something about the mean old professor who won't give them a good grade or hurts their wittle fweelings.  Or getting called on the carpet by the dean for being shockingly rude enough to tell the mittens that they aren't all that (like when they say ignorant shit; like Cicero the Greek philosopher)...which hurts their fweelings.

 

If I had stayed in teaching I would most likely be dead from blackened lungs or a fatty liver by now.  Maybe hypertension as well.

 

Posted by: unknown jane at February 24, 2009 02:03 PM (EpmMs)

93 The Greek philosopher Cicero?

College is the last place you should go to get an education.

Posted by: Aaron at February 24, 2009 02:05 PM (gftD1)

94

I agree...not all baby boomers used sentences like, "We need to start a dialogue by sitting in a Native American wigwam and artificially fabricate a safe consensus whereby African, Gyno, Homo, Maori, Mexican, Penis-Slicer, and Aleutian Americans feel their constituencies have had their voices heard."

My mom was a baby boomer, and that bitch could knock out a grown man.  She was in Southern Baptist church pews every Sunday and Wednesday.  Unambiguously not liberal.

Posted by: gator at February 24, 2009 02:06 PM (yUiO3)

95

There really is only one sure cure for this kind of idiocy. The kids need their asses beat, and a night ot two in the slammer. Christ, we spent all that money on night sticks and holdng pens. Let's use them.

Posted by: Old Dad at February 24, 2009 02:06 PM (Gn3nw)

96 You can put TBNYU down all you want to, but the Kimmel Occupation is the  greatest blow against "The Man" has occurred since Janet Jackson flashed her boobie during the Superbowl halftime show a few years ago.

Posted by: Kasper Hauser at February 24, 2009 02:07 PM (ZPwZl)

97

I got your path of resistance right here.

I anticipate the Age of Obama morphing into The Age of Wood Shampoos.

Posted by: Wm T Sherman at February 24, 2009 02:07 PM (w41GQ)

98

Unknown Jane, I just about proposed to you on the spot after reading your post.  I was told not to tell the truth to parents.  WTF??

I was asked to resign because I failed too many students.  I teach chemistry, something you cannot cheat on because you need to know the math.  My class is difficult, as I usually gave out 5 or so 'A's a year.  But, those that received them knew they deserved and earned them, thereby giving them that much sought after self-esteem the retarded have in droves for no reason whatsoever.  THOSE parents loved me, and those were the only parents I cared about.

But, I rant.

Posted by: gator at February 24, 2009 02:11 PM (yUiO3)

99 Gator, you is bringing teh funny.

Posted by: George Orwell at February 24, 2009 02:11 PM (AZGON)

100 "a cafetorium" takeover.  Somehow, that says all we need to know about the current state of our "Youts.  Not an administration building, not the dean's office, not the bursar's office, not even the Student Union Building, but the cafetorium. '68 radicals are laughing their asses off.


Posted by: dfbaskwill at February 24, 2009 02:13 PM (4L5Tl)

101 "[Y]oung minds are awakening to a startling reality that our parents, or at least their generation, were right, and better off for it. We, on the other hand, are not better off because we did not follow their path of resistance."

If his parents and their generation were right, against  whom is this clown advocating resistance?  Who does he think is running the show?

Posted by: Jazz at February 24, 2009 02:13 PM (hnq5i)

102

The mean age of “first birth” mothers is 27. This guy is supposedly 20 years old. So if he is 20 and his mother was 27 when he was born that means his mother was 6 years old in 1968 when the great Columbia take over occurred. So, like everything else he has said here he is full of shit.

 

And to all you people who keep referring negatively to the “baby boomers” and even the music of the 60s you are once again allowing the media to distort your outlook. Baby boomers, and people of the 60s, were generally hard working and conservative. There were only a few of these assholes that the media keep throwing up as the hippies and 60’s generation. Remember that LBJ’s great society and communist give away didn’t happen until the very late 60’s so there wasn’t a large portion of society then living off the dole.

 

And the music most people associate with the 60’s actually came along in the 70’s. And most of it beats the living shit out of what they call music today.

Posted by: Vic at February 24, 2009 02:14 PM (f6os6)

103

<ROFLMAO>

some of you guys have wa-a-a-a-y too much time on your hands, the Shakespeare rips are priceless - Well Done!

[and a hat tip to that famous greek philosopher Cicero... again <rofl>]

Posted by: chuck in st paul at February 24, 2009 02:15 PM (jDpso)

104

I appreciate that coming from you, Mr. Orwell.  Please continue posting, as I've always enjoyed your stuff.

Almost flipped my switch to homo for a second or two.  I was just about ready to play "Just the Tip".  I was saying to myself, balls aren't THAT ugly.  But, I managed to right the ship.

Posted by: gator at February 24, 2009 02:17 PM (yUiO3)

105 First of all, their "parents" is a load of BS. This kid is, what, in his early 20s. His GRANDPARENTS were maybe protesting in the 1960s, but his parents were likely in elementary school at the time.

Second, they halted nuclear power expansion ? When was this, 1990 ? Nuclear power was expanding rapidly into the late 1980s and only really stopped expanding when the NRC was issuing rules so fast that new plants could not be built for under a billion dollars each. Nobody stopped nuclear power, let alone any mythical figure that was protesting in the 60s and 70s during the hey day of nuclear power.

What a jackass.

Posted by: deadrody at February 24, 2009 02:17 PM (TxMs4)

106


I KNEW this would happen.

You make the dope so strong that the kids can't take it.  That is the only explanation for this stupidity.  

His parents let this cocksucker smoke the really good shit,  and BINGO his brain is fried at 23.

I blame it on the Joos. 

Say, he DOES look like he could be a Canadian, er  tribe member. Just saying.

Kemp

Posted by: kempermanx at February 24, 2009 02:18 PM (2+9Yx)

107 some of you guys have wa-a-a-a-y too much time on your hands

True dat. Once we're out of the Obastard Depression, (25% slashed from DJIA this year) I can get back to work. Until then, I've got to find other clients. That still leaves me time to spit coffee all over my keyboard and hunt a hobo or two.

Posted by: George Orwell at February 24, 2009 02:19 PM (AZGON)

108 But, I managed to right the ship.

Rum, sodomy and the lash. A great naval tradition!

Posted by: George Orwell at February 24, 2009 02:20 PM (AZGON)

109

I hope it wasn't corporate weed.

Posted by: gator at February 24, 2009 02:21 PM (yUiO3)

110

Rum, sodomy and the lash.

Mmmmm....sodomy.  I was just thinking how pleasurable it would be to have some man meat jammed in the old squeakhole.

What kind of rum did you say?

Posted by: gator at February 24, 2009 02:26 PM (yUiO3)

111

I'm a revolutionary, organizer for Students for Democratic Society, SigEp, Cuban, Italian, Polish, Lebanese, a pianist, a singer, an actor, a filmmaker. I go to Muhlenberg College in Allentown. I'm studying Political Economy and Film Studies

Sig Ep my ass.  Do yankees pledge dorks, or have the SigEps gone ghey?

 

Posted by: kempermanx at February 24, 2009 02:27 PM (2+9Yx)

112 A cardinal principle of civil disobedience is a willingness to accept the consequences of our disobedience.

These were children who thought they could make the rules so they didn't have to face the consequences of their juvenile actions. 

Posted by: Strick at February 24, 2009 02:28 PM (6FWbS)

113 Not an administration building, not the dean's office, not the bursar's office, not even the Student Union Building, but the cafetorium.

Its where the munchies are.

Posted by: Unicorns R Us at February 24, 2009 02:28 PM (PD1tk)

114 HEY! It was us Gen Xers that ended Apartheid. Don't be tossing that in with all that 60s shit, the Apartheid stuff happened 2 decades later. We were an entirely different bunch of earnest naive youts out to speak truth to power and stand up to the man. And then we all graduated, made a butt load of money in the tech era and now we spend our time sitting around grousing about today's youts and their baggy pants, stupid music, and naive political views. Well, some of us do, the rest of the Gen Xers are all still woefully naive Obama ass lickers who believe "We are the World" and "Do they know it's Christmas" and "Children are our Future".

Posted by: ParanoidInSeattle at February 24, 2009 02:28 PM (AJ4xq)

115

"Children are our Future".

This is true.

However, children are a renewable resource. My view is: we can allways make more.

Posted by: Entropy at February 24, 2009 02:36 PM (m6c4H)

116 #110
What kind of rum did you say?
Captain Morgan's, of course. I stare and stare at that label and all I can think of is "Gay Pride Parade."

Posted by: George Orwell at February 24, 2009 02:36 PM (AZGON)

117 Gandhi is crying.

Posted by: jcp at February 24, 2009 02:36 PM (DHNp4)

118 I'm impressed by how familiar you guys are with the Portuguese dramatist, Shakespeare.

Posted by: Cerebral Paul Z. at February 24, 2009 02:37 PM (cQhQZ)

119

Resistance? Today's students and professors are part of a mutual, political masturbation society. They vie to prove who loves Marxist Obama more.

Posted by: Chas at February 24, 2009 02:42 PM (81ekr)

120

I'm a revolutionary, organizer for Students for Democratic Society, SigEp

And it all becomes clear...

Posted by: VJay at February 24, 2009 02:42 PM (gQ+XA)

121 Wish I could have been there.

Posted by: LEEEROY JENKINS!!! at February 24, 2009 02:43 PM (ATBwB)

122 Hey, Mr. Alex responded at my place, so I give him some credit, even if his response was Chomsky-esque gobbledegook!

I'm guessing he won't wade into the deep end, here. Heh.

Posted by: moviegique at February 24, 2009 02:44 PM (1y5Vr)

123 118
I'm impressed by how familiar you guys are with the Portuguese dramatist, Shakespeare.


Don't you mean Sir Francis Bacon, the crypto-playwright and alchemist?

Posted by: George Orwell at February 24, 2009 02:44 PM (AZGON)

124

""Well, some of us do, the rest of the Gen Xers are all still woefully naive Obama ass lickers who believe "We are the World" and "Do they know it's Christmas" and "Children are our Future".""

 

heh... funny stuff that.

Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at February 24, 2009 02:44 PM (xkctC)

125

Gay pride.  Is there any other kind?

I learned all about Cicero in my Womyn's Studies Class.  She was from Cleveland, and she hated penis parties.  I believe she was the first person to ever have a tramp stamp.

Sometimes I was so overwhelmed by the cause of these gyno-Americans, I would have a sympathetic period.  And, I can tell you, if your penis bled for three or four days every month, you'd be a bitch, too.

Posted by: gator at February 24, 2009 02:45 PM (yUiO3)

126 puts Kent State in a whole new perspective. I only wish the National Guard was there to put an end to that farce.

"corporate water"  -- wtf? Apple should come out out with an iWater line.

Posted by: jcp at February 24, 2009 02:45 PM (DHNp4)

127

'us Gen Xers that ended Apartheid'

You sure 'bout tat, white boy?!  Cracker ass crackers....

Posted by: THE HONORABLE NELSON MANDELA at February 24, 2009 02:48 PM (yUiO3)

128 He is "tokenized"? Oh, brother, another Democrat victim group.

Posted by: Tom at February 24, 2009 02:48 PM (cG6/A)

129 The phrase 'indentured servitude by student debt' deserves such a cascade of billy-clubs that this trustafarian prick should look like he'd been hit by a train.

Posted by: David Gillies at February 24, 2009 02:50 PM (2FZO3)

130 #125
I can't afford to keep replacing wet keyboards. My neighbors are wondering about the cackling coming from next door. If he doesn't do so already, Ace should let you post your own threads.

Posted by: George Orwell at February 24, 2009 02:51 PM (AZGON)

131 Gotta love how the guy films the contents of the book bags so they don't get ripped off by security.  Today's "hippies" are a bit more materialistic than their 60s counterparts.  No?

Posted by: Jim King at February 24, 2009 02:53 PM (0t0hG)

132

He must be talking about Cicero the Greek gyro chef at the Polyponese Delight cafe.  Actually, he didn't say that "freedom is participation in power".  What he said, loosely translated from the ancient Greek, was "Feta in combination with flour" causes mental flatulence.

Then, of course, there was that Roman dude of the same name.  Can't recall any of his little ditties.  And I am quite certain he couldn't cook to save his ass.

Posted by: Tim at February 24, 2009 02:54 PM (C9avl)

133 Thanks, Mr. Orwell. Nothing would make me happier than writing silly stuff (with grains of truth, of course) all day, believe me. I would be thrilled to get a shot, but I best leave these things to the professionals.

Posted by: THE HONORABLE NELSON MANDELA at February 24, 2009 02:58 PM (yUiO3)

134 Dammit, let my nom de plume guerre out!

Posted by: gator at February 24, 2009 02:59 PM (yUiO3)

135

Sig Ep my ass.  Do yankees pledge dorks, or have the SigEps gone ghey?

Maybe there's some regional flavor like the Phi Mus. Southern Phi Mu = hawt, yankee Phi Mu = not so much.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at February 24, 2009 03:03 PM (sXLx/)

136 #133
Ah, it's the bus-sized boulders of truth that make the silly stuff funny. That's why lefty snark is so flat, on account of the premises being false. If you make a snarky comment about how the 2006 Congress were lapdogs to Chimpy McHitlerburton, it ain't funny... because the Congress was entirely dominated by Democrats. That's a subtle fact which, even now, has escaped the minds of the 52%.

Posted by: George Orwell at February 24, 2009 03:09 PM (AZGON)

137 Anyone giving odds a guy who talks like that has a mom in Code Pink? Or wears her gloves under the left epaulette of her leather jacket?

Posted by: Grant at February 24, 2009 03:12 PM (+Ys01)

138 Mmm. Crispy Francis Bacon.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 24, 2009 03:16 PM (TpHGM)

139 I can tell you, if your penis bled for three or four days every month, you'd be a bitch, too.

I wish my penis bled for only three or four days a month!

Posted by: Randy Andy Sullivan at February 24, 2009 03:16 PM (1IpI6)

140 You said it.  Did you ever try to listen to Air America?  It was absolutely painful...you can listen to some crazed victocrat whine incessantly for only so long.  Facts help an argument.  Screaming 'Bushitler' and 'Buck Fush', as fun as that is, does not.

Posted by: gator at February 24, 2009 03:17 PM (yUiO3)

141 I'm impressed by how familiar you guys are with the Portuguese dramatist, Shakespeare.

He was a gay Portuguese dramatist, you homophobe.

Posted by: Randy Andy Sullivan at February 24, 2009 03:18 PM (1IpI6)

142

Piss looks like raspberry puree, huh?  That's a tough break.

On a positive note, it does remind me of a great Prince song.

Posted by: gator at February 24, 2009 03:19 PM (yUiO3)

143 Did you ever try to listen to Air America?

Can't do that. Tried once, and I drove knitting needles through my ears. Now I read sign language.

Posted by: George Orwell at February 24, 2009 03:24 PM (AZGON)

144

Some people believe the gay Portuguese dramatist, Shakespeare, actually plagiarized his writings from a hermaphroditic Swede named Deets "Sugar Tits with Man Bits" Van de Veld.

Scandi haters prevented this knowledge from becoming mainstream.

Posted by: gator at February 24, 2009 03:25 PM (yUiO3)

145

At colleges speckled all over our country

Where are these speckled colleges of which you speak?

Quiet Man, need one point out that the majority of Vietnam soldiers were "Baby Boomers"? When you grow up, you will realize that there are plenty of twats your age as well. Wasn't one inter-generational culture war, to the benefit of the world communist movement, enough for you? Get off my lawn.

To be perfectly fair, Cicero spoke Greek, or so Casca says. That said, I'm as disinclined as the restayas to let the little bitch off the hook. To think, that communism once billed itself as "the worship of history." When prompted, I know how to say "cockholster" in Latin.

Posted by: comatus at February 24, 2009 03:27 PM (XJxI5)

146

Oh, pardon me, thy bleeding piece of meatloaf,

That I am meek and gentle with these corporatists!

Thou art the ruins of the tastiest morsel

That ever was served by a woman in hairnet.

Over thy salisbury sauce do I prophecy, --

which do tempt the tasty sampling of my tongue --

A curse shall light upon the limbs of men,

Preachy moral cliches and incessant whining

Shall cumber all parts of the cafetorium;

Excessive loitering shall be so in use,

The teary-eyed tantrums of the spoiled so familiar,

That mothers shall but smile when they behold,

Their sons and daughters tazered by security on YouTube,

All pity choked by shame at their friviloty,

And Che's spirit, ranging for royalties,

With his own shirt on his back and a stick up his ass,

Shall in these confines with a pussy's voice

Cry to security "Please stop! We're trying to do this democratically!"

That this foul deed should smell throughout the building,

With soiled pants begging for changing.

Posted by: Entropy at February 24, 2009 03:32 PM (m6c4H)

147 Where are these speckled colleges of which you speak?

Pepperdine?


Posted by: Cerebral Paul Z. at February 24, 2009 03:33 PM (cQhQZ)

148

Speaking of alternative reading lifestyles:

I have genital warts, and my blind girlfriend says the tip of my penis spells out (in Braille) "Brooks was here" in extra large font. 

Along the shaft it says "Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation, so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate—we can not consecrate—we can not hallow—this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us—that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion—that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain—that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom—and that government : of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.

Posted by: gator at February 24, 2009 03:33 PM (yUiO3)

149

"Along the shaft it says "Four score and seven years ago "

 

hahaha   just one side ?   funny shit

Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at February 24, 2009 03:47 PM (xkctC)

150 "The time has come for someone to put his foot down. And that foot is me."

Posted by: Dean Wormer at February 24, 2009 03:49 PM (FkL60)

151

His mindthoughts bring hurtpaint to my braingoo.

Honestly, though; are liberal arts colleges just letting anybody in who can fog a mirror and pass the credit check? You're embarrassing me here!

Posted by: Scott Beauchamp at February 24, 2009 03:51 PM (ERJIu)

152 Why is it the people who deserve to get their ass beaten the most get it the least?  2 or 3 attitude adjustments in high school would have done this douche a world of good.  Would love to see this fucker in boot camp...

Posted by: sixpckr at February 24, 2009 03:51 PM (jyGLF)

153

135 Ghost of Lee Atwater

Don't be fucking with Lee, he's dead, but his shit lives on!

What if he hadn't died?  It would be a different country that is for sure.  You think DeMint is his love child?

Kemp

Posted by: kempermanx at February 24, 2009 03:53 PM (2+9Yx)

154 #146

(excerpt from same drama)

Actus Quartus.

Enter Antony, Dude, and Lepidus.

Ant. These many then shall dine, their names are pricked.
Dude. The Brothas too must dine: consensus you Lepidus?
Lep. I do consensus, Dude.

Dude. Prick him down Antony... I said "prick!" (chuckles)

Lep. Upon condition the Jimster shall not dine,
Who is your bud's roommate, Steve Bashekis.

Ant. He shall not dine; look, with a spot I damn him.
But Lepidus, go you to my mom's condo:
Fetch the Macbook hither, and we shall determine
How to cut off some charge in student loans.

Lep. What? shall I find you here?
Dude. Or here, or at the cafetorium.

Posted by: George Orwell at February 24, 2009 03:54 PM (AZGON)

155

I thought my generation was a bunch of mindless hacks, but these kids now have to be the most narcissistic, self-absorbed entitlement mongers to ever walk to face of the earth.

Posted by: MM at February 24, 2009 04:04 PM (VKqrO)

156

I think doctors should prescribe ass beatings to incorrigible youths.  It really would do their asses some good.
My mom and I had a conversation once:

Me: Mom, did you hit me because you love me and want me to be a responsible person?
Mom: No, I beat that ass because you needed your ass beat, and now I'm gonna beat the fag out of you for asking that faggy question.

Lovely woman.

Posted by: gator at February 24, 2009 04:05 PM (yUiO3)

157 "Why is it the people who deserve to get their ass beaten the most get it the least?  2 or 3 attitude adjustments in high school would have done this douche a world of good. "

I'm guessing its either the fact that everyone else was having too much fun to pay attention to the brooding bitchboy sitting alone in the cafeteria or the fact that its no fun beating the crap out of someone who isn't man enough to take it and instead will get you expelled and call the law offices of  Douchebag, Bukkake and Spermburp and make you pay cash money for the booboos on his face.

Posted by: Michael Moore's bleeding anus at February 24, 2009 04:10 PM (fkgyi)

158

I'm tempted to cast 'Dude' as Theoden, but I don't have the Return of the King handy.

To me! To me! Up, Brian Olander! Fear no fascists!

Posted by: Entropy at February 24, 2009 04:11 PM (m6c4H)

159

To be perfectly fair, Cicero spoke Greek, or so Casca says. That said, I'm as disinclined as the restayas to let the little bitch off the hook. To think, that communism once billed itself as "the worship of history." When prompted, I know how to say "cockholster" in Latin.

Posted by: comatus at February 24, 2009 03:27 PM (XJxI5)

Vagina is actually Latin for "sword sheath".

Posted by: ol-dirty-/b/tard at February 24, 2009 04:12 PM (IoUF1)

160

When I taught, every kid in the room thought they should be famous.  They all thought they would be millionaires.  They needed to have attention, wanted people to notice their new shoes or haircut or blouse.  They took two hours to fix their hair and they were constantly looking at themselves in mirrors, on the phone, or texting.

And that's just the dudes.  Don't get me started on the chicks.  Some day soon, it will be impossible for medical doctors to diagnose schitzophrenia in a woman. Doc will have a 50-50 shot at being right, but still....

Posted by: gator at February 24, 2009 04:14 PM (yUiO3)

161

I thought 'vagina' was every language for 'What's the Catch?"

Posted by: gator at February 24, 2009 04:16 PM (yUiO3)

162 I'm starting to think the Age of Barry is looking less like Shakespeare and more like Lovecraft. Perhaps "The Dunwich Horror" with Messiah in the title role. Think about it.

No one has a good idea of who Barry's father is. His half-brother lives impoverished in a backwoods country. And his trail across the nation is leaving a wake of smashed housing. His arrival coincided with the time when "the stars are right," if we understand them to be Hollywood stars. Only the academics can stop him, but in this version the academics are the necromancers themselves.

These fragments, as Bill Ayers recalls them, ran something like 'N'gai, n'gha'ghaa, bugg-shoggog, y'hah: Oba-mathoth, Oba-mathoth ...',/i>

Posted by: George Orwell at February 24, 2009 04:28 PM (AZGON)

163 This guy only wishes he was beaten up.  You know he wanted it.

And I agree with the "future law student" comment.

Posted by: brak at February 24, 2009 04:30 PM (hiNqa)

164 Muhlenberg? Priceless! It's a shitty school for retards and smack addicts. I think "remedial counting on fingers" is a mandatory course for freshmen.

Posted by: Kozaburo at February 24, 2009 04:34 PM (OqHMH)

165

Just a tip, but corporate water does a right spiffy job of getting blood off walls.

Butt bandits like this are the main reason I got out of law enforcement. Eventually I was going to snap and gut one of the fancy little fucks, and I just decided that the ensuing lawsuits and criminal charges would not be worth the momentary pleasure.

In the last year I worked as a cop I arrested a kid that was exactly the same type as these twits. Naturally he waits till after he's cuffed and belted in the back seat to throw his tantrum and start kicking, thrashing, etc. I grabbed him by the throat and squeezed till he stopped (I was trying to restrain him from banging his head on the cage and injuring himself, honest). The look on his face was absolutely priceless, like I'd just shot the easter bunny or something, but if anybody had caught it on video I'd still be funding his protest activities. Just not worth it.

Posted by: gebrauchshund at February 24, 2009 04:43 PM (ACDor)

166

 And his trail across the nation is leaving a wake of smashed housing. His arrival coincided with the time when "the stars are right,"

Mayan calander man!

I've decided to buy into the whole 2012 thing. Not because I do... just for shits and giggles.

And also because Slayer wrote a song about in '06 called "The Final Six" (years) so as Ends of the Worlds go, it's allready got a bitchin theme and really what else can you ask for?

Lead us to the brink of extinction, the time has come for you now to finish it! What has man become? Feel my wrath! Now that judgement's here... prepare to die!

I'm hoping it plays out Norse Ragnarok style. Bunch of mangled dudes with axes dismembering giants and wrestling with giant snakes and shit while busty chicks with wings fly around in metal skirts. It'll be like an '80's metal album cover writ large.

It's gonna be awesome, man! BYOB.

Posted by: Entropy at February 24, 2009 04:46 PM (m6c4H)

167 I have to agree with the earlier poster........the 60's had good music.....and don't forget the cars. I hope some motivated reporter or blogger looks up this asshole's parents to see what they do for a living or to see how they feel about their little darling radical.

Posted by: Jubal Anderson Early at February 24, 2009 04:50 PM (krKUp)

168

I have to agree with the earlier poster........the 60's had good music.....

Sorry, that was incorrect.

I direct you to South Park, episode "Die Hippies Die" where we learn that, suprise suprise, really good music like "Reign in Blood" by Slayer is actually antithetical to hippies, who mostly sang fucktarded folksy 'accoustic emo' crap and stopped taking guitar lessons once they learned how to play 3 different major chords.

Hippies use side door.

Posted by: Entropy at February 24, 2009 05:11 PM (m6c4H)

169

WOW! I'm a musician! I can play a "D", a "G", and a "C".

D D C G G, D D C G G, D D C G G.

You don't like that song?

D G C G, D G C G, D G C G, D G A A A A A A A (that was the chorus), D G C G...

Posted by: Entropy at February 24, 2009 05:16 PM (m6c4H)

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geeze funny shit!  In the early sixties about 1960-61 my older high school age brother told me this joke.

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Posted by: Krazy Kat at February 24, 2009 05:39 PM (K4Zxt)

172 Butt bandits like this are the main reason I got out of law enforcement. Eventually I was going to snap and gut one of the fancy little fucks, and I just decided that the ensuing lawsuits and criminal charges would not be worth the momentary pleasure.

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Posted by: ol-dirty-/b/tard at February 24, 2009 05:47 PM (IoUF1)

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I have to agree with the earlier poster........the 60's had good music.....

Sorry, that was incorrect.

I direct you to South Park, episode "Die Hippies Die" where we learn that, suprise suprise, really good music like "Reign in Blood" by Slayer is actually antithetical to hippies, who mostly sang fucktarded folksy 'accoustic emo' crap and stopped taking guitar lessons once they learned how to play 3 different major chords.

Hippies use side door.

Posted by: Entropy at February 24, 2009 05:11 PM (m6c4H)

There was good non-hippy shit in the '60s.  The Stones, The Who, Clapton, Hendrix, early Zeppelin were all good.

Posted by: ol-dirty-/b/tard at February 24, 2009 05:52 PM (IoUF1)

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Posted by: seguin at February 24, 2009 06:11 PM (ZjDUF)

175 If this twatstain's parents were baby boomers, they must've whelped him when they were, like, 50 years old. I am a boomer, albeit a young one, and my kids are just now getting out of their teen years. So there's something not quite right about his chronology. It sounds like he's trying to claim a pedigree he doesn't really have.

Which wouldn't surprise any of us, I'm sure.

Posted by: OregonMuse at February 24, 2009 06:15 PM (FO+YO)

176

 "Oops, I didn't notice that mangy-looking fucker in the Zombie Reagan t-shirt curb-stomping my handcuffed detainee to a bloody pulp and stealing his wallet.  Oh well, can't catch 'em all!"

Hah!

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Posted by: Entropy at February 24, 2009 06:24 PM (cok/k)

177 175: Good point. I was just scratching my head over the math , because the things he talks about happened in the 60's and early 70's. Unless he is about 35 (possible - it's hard to tell the age of guys with no testosterone), his parents probably were not involved in any of those events.

BTW, are all NYU students as ugly as these protestors?

Posted by: LAsue at February 24, 2009 07:18 PM (fNPWd)

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"That's why you have to find a friendly AOS Moron of a non-LEO persuasion to do the dirty work for you while you look the other way.  "Oops, I didn't notice that mangy-looking fucker in the Zombie Reagan t-shirt curb-stomping my handcuffed detainee to a bloody pulp and stealing his wallet.  Oh well, can't catch 'em all!"

Well, actually I decided it was more fun to be the mangy looking fucker rather than the cop who has to look the other way. I'm guess I'm just a "hands on" kinda guy.

Oh, and the stomping is far more satisfying before the cuffs go on, their pathetic attempts to fight back are just so precious.

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Unless he is about 35 (possible - it's hard to tell the age of guys with no testosterone), his parents probably were not involved in any of those events.

Well, since he gives them credit for landing on the moon, inventing ironworking, email, the Apple iPhone and landing the first man on Mars, I don't think that's probable even if he is 35.

That last one hasn't even happened yet.

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Posted by: aaabs at February 24, 2009 10:44 PM (OVTFX)

182 "I organize with a bunch of ultra-conservative high school students in the Pike County Youth Coalition for accountability in their school board and civic engagement.

Holy fuck, this dickwad lives in MY county?  Shit.

Posted by: Xoxotl at February 24, 2009 11:48 PM (FrV/a)

183

Vagina is actually Latin for "sword sheath".
That makes me very gladius.

BTW, why was the Roman smiling? He was a gladiator.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 24, 2009 11:59 PM (TpHGM)

184

Ten pounds of stupid stuffed in five pound stupid-bags

Come on you have to give him the benefit of the doubt - no one could be this fucking stupid. So in his defense I offer up the possibility that he thinks he's Andy Kaufman. In the next week or month he's going to tell us it was just an act.  

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