Obama Ordered Review: Gitmo Meets Geneva Convention Standards

The review was carried out on Obama's orders but by the military. That alone will will probably be enough for the left to dismiss it out of hand. Still, it must be considered bad news by the administration given it was released late on a Friday afternoon.

I'm sure Andrew Sullivan, the various incarnations of Glenn Greenwald and the rest of the usual suspects will be apologizing to George W. Bush. Yep. Any minute now. Any. Minute.

Posted by: DrewM. at 05:23 PM

Comments

1 ...the various incarnations of Glenn Greenwald

Ha!

Posted by: OregonMuse at February 20, 2009 05:24 PM (FO+YO)

2 Ha!

There's no such thing as too much when beating that horse.

Posted by: toby928 at February 20, 2009 05:26 PM (PD1tk)

3 Is Bush still a war criminal? I can't keep up with all these new revelations.

Posted by: ricky at February 20, 2009 05:26 PM (5ugSl)

4 Could you, pretty please, stop mentioning Andrew Sullivan. You are giving me heartburn.

Posted by: doug at February 20, 2009 05:27 PM (dxxkS)

5 It's all sweetness and light now.

Posted by: Vic at February 20, 2009 05:27 PM (f6os6)

6 Is there a psychological explanation for why I am starting to think if Kafka novels as documentaris?

Posted by: doug at February 20, 2009 05:29 PM (dxxkS)

7
Ha!

Posted by: Darling at February 20, 2009 05:30 PM (DqKLf)

8 beck is scaring the shit out of people right now

Posted by: icemike at February 20, 2009 05:32 PM (lT1JC)

9 Pat Leahy, take note.

Posted by: '80sBaby at February 20, 2009 05:33 PM (a1BsN)

8: Is that Beck of the Glenn persuasion or of the "I'm a loser, so why don't you kill me persuasion."

Yeah, Beck of the Glenn persuasion played a role last fall in convincing me to exercise my second-ammendment rights. One has to take him with a dose I think, but it is also hard to deny that things look grim.

The situation itself is bad enough, but it is complicated by the fact that substantial portions of the world also appear to have gone bugfuck insane.

Sane people might salvage the day. These people? Well, back to Kafka...

Posted by: doug at February 20, 2009 05:35 PM (dxxkS)

beck is scaring the shit out of people right now

I’m watching it and the people NEED to have the shit scared out of them.

Posted by: Vic at February 20, 2009 05:35 PM (f6os6)

I try really hard not to think about how those fuckers in GITMO are treated....Like way too good.

Posted by: Pelvis at February 20, 2009 05:35 PM (LlaBi)

13 Wow, so Chimpy McBushitler did try and keep America safe all these years.and didn't just do it all for shits and giggles?

Posted by: Techie at February 20, 2009 05:36 PM (906oR)

14 The expiration date on that promise has just now passed. Sorry folks.

Posted by: Hotspur at February 20, 2009 05:36 PM (c158/)

15 It only became good on 1/20/09.

Posted by: the real joe at February 20, 2009 05:44 PM (2t2zK)

16 This is only because we have entered the Age of Obama. If this report had come out on January 19, it would have said that the U.S. military are terrorists and war criminals who get off on raping the little boys who are illegally held there.

When Bambi waved from the podium after screwing up the Oath of Office, he was actually solving this whole mess with a wave of his mighty hand.

Posted by: Damiano at February 20, 2009 05:44 PM (cfKer)

17 So, is the Messiah going to flip flop on his first Executive order as POTUS? Is that even possible? I'm so confused, have been since 01.20.2009

Posted by: IC at February 20, 2009 05:45 PM (jZNCU)

18 Beck starting to scare the shit out of me.

Should I go with the Sig Sauer 9mm M226, or the Beretta F92?

Wait until the Fall for the H&K MR762 or just buy a shotgun now?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 20, 2009 05:45 PM (PkVM9)

19 When Bambi waved from the podium after screwing up the Oath of Office, he was actually solving this whole mess with a wave of his mighty hand.

All behold the awesome power of unicorns!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 20, 2009 05:46 PM (PkVM9)

20 Aha, but the GC doesn't apply since terrorists are not uniformed.

Posted by: One Hung Low at February 20, 2009 05:47 PM (NLtVk)

Yeah right? Next you're going to try and tell me that Saddam Hussein wasn't nice to people.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 20, 2009 05:48 PM (5GNS+)

22 "Howww conveeenient" (in church lady voice). So Gitmo under Bush is illegal and torture, Gitmo under O'Bambi is therapy and spa treatments (just need to allow those poor innocent goatherders more fellowship and opportunity to celebrated their religion of peace. Unbelievable. Someone said we wouldn't recognize this country in 4 years, try 4 weeks!

Posted by: Larissa at February 20, 2009 05:49 PM (aC/SY)

23 I think all you stupid RethugliKKKans are overlooking the fact that Obama BROUGHT the Gitmo Torture Center into compliance with the Geneva Conventions since January 20th, along with making the waters recede and healing the planet.

He was just telling the stupid bubbas that run the military that he was keeping an eye on them.

Posted by: Empire of Libtard Cumdumpsters at February 20, 2009 05:50 PM (bu0Ek)

Gitmo Meets Geneva Convention Standards

Of course it mother-fucking does, you motherf-ucking dog-felching, ball-gargling fuck-faced lefty cock-nozzles!!!!!!!!

Stupid bastards actually believed that Bush WAS Hitler, rather than a decent Christian man doing a tough job. And now these very very very stupid people run the country.

Posted by: Mr. Tourette at February 20, 2009 05:50 PM (69J41)

25 What was with the executive order theatrics then?! Was it all a political game? Was it a way to stick it to GW one last time and appease the nut roots? Does this review really tell our President anything more than what he already knew? Ugh.

I need football...

Posted by: Trish at February 20, 2009 05:53 PM (0U5Kd)

26 Barak W Obamuh

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 20, 2009 05:54 PM (5GNS+)

This means that there has to be a new study and review!

See? With enough committee work you can paralyze anything!

(I learned that from the Episcopal Church.)

Posted by: Mikey NTH at February 20, 2009 05:55 PM (TUWci)

28 Remember back when Obama announced his plan to shut down Gitmo, all of the scumbag lawyers for the someone-lesserly-scumbagish terrorists howled that, basically, supermax was worse.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 20, 2009 05:56 PM (T0NGe)

29 Terrorists only have the right to a field trial, then they can be shot on the battlefield. They have NO GC rights. It would be good if battlefield hearings were to occur with greater frequency, as we have a soft economy right now and can't really afford to feed and clothe and provide Gameboys and korans-in-hammocks to terrorist scumbags.

Posted by: Fresh Air at February 20, 2009 05:58 PM (BkFHY)

30 It's almost as if all those protesters from the last 5 years were just a bunch of stoopid buttfuckers.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 20, 2009 06:00 PM (5GNS+)

31 Don't ya just hate it when you order a study......and it comes to the opposite conclusion that you wanted?

Standby for the "conclusions" to the current study on the prosecution processes of the Gitmo detainees.

Wonder what Gibbs spin will be then?

Posted by: GarandFan at February 20, 2009 06:00 PM (237hA)

32 excerpt from "The Gitmomorphosis" by Franz Kafka

As Barack Obama awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic insect. He was lying on his hard, as it were armor-plated, back and when he lifted his head a little he could see his domelike brown belly divided into stiff arched segments on top of which the Lincoln Bedroom quilt could hardly stay in place and was about to slide off completely. His numerous legs, which were pitifully thin compared to the rest of his bulk, waved helplessly before his eyes.

What has happened to me? he thought. It was no dream. His room, a regular Presidential Unicorn bedroom, only rather too small, lay quiet within its four gilded, brocaded walls. Above the table on which a collection of Global Warming Awareness DVDs was unpacked and spread out -- Obama was a secular preacher -- hung the picture which he had recently cut out of an issue of Mother Jones and put into a pretty gilt frame. It showed Ramsay Clark, with a fur hat on and an orange jumpsuit, sitting upright in Gitmo and holding out to the spectator a papier-mâché puppet of George W. Bush into which the whole of his forearm had vanished.

Posted by: George Orwell at February 20, 2009 06:01 PM (AZGON)

So, when did al-qaida sign the Geneva Convention?

Oh, they didn't.

Then why are they not being shot out of hand like the vermin they are?

This weakness on the part of Bush was one of the many things I disagreed with him on, but at least he was willing to fight terrorism. We will see what the One does, but so far I am not optimistic.

Posted by: BattleofthePyramids at February 20, 2009 06:02 PM (Fc2Wj)

It showed Ramsay Clark, with a fur hat on and an orange jumpsuit, sitting upright in Gitmo and holding out to the spectator a papier-mâché puppet of George W. Bush into which the whole of his forearm had vanished.

I just dipped my balls in that.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 20, 2009 06:09 PM (69J41)

35 Sean,

Shotgun. I've got a Mossburg 500 but go with a Benelli; they have models that can switch from pump to semi-automatic.

Hell, just but both and be done with it.

Posted by: David in San Diego at February 20, 2009 06:11 PM (GF+6V)

Some people see the way things are, and ask "Why?"

Other people see how things could be, and ask "Why can't I have a pony, too?"

Posted by: sherlock at February 20, 2009 06:13 PM (N7uu0)

37 PURE. GLEAMING. AWESOMENESS.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at February 20, 2009 06:13 PM (Ygf78)

38 Terrorists only have the right to a field trial, then they can be shot on the battlefield. They have NO GC rights. It would be good if battlefield hearings were to occur with greater frequency, as we have a soft economy right now and can't really afford to feed and clothe and provide Gameboys and korans-in-hammocks to terrorist scumbags.

Are you sure of that? I thought they didn't even need a field trial; Go straight to summary execution, do not pass GO, do not collect $200 (or is it 72 virgins?).

Posted by: David in San Diego at February 20, 2009 06:14 PM (GF+6V)

39 Shotgun. I've got a Mossburg 500 but go with a Benelli; they have models that can switch from pump to semi-automatic.

Done.

And the Sig Sauer just for fun.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 20, 2009 06:16 PM (PkVM9)

"Obama Ordered Review: Gitmo Meets Geneva Convention Standards"

I was trying to think of a mature, dignified comment to this little development and what it must mean for so many liberals out there. Unfortunately, I got lazy and could only come up with this:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: SpideyTerry at February 20, 2009 06:16 PM (qh/DF)

41 Clarification Please:

Do I have to dip my balls every time Obama does something stupid AND reneges** on a promise? If so, my balls will get sore. True, if Obama, Reid and Pelosi keep kicking me in the balls they'll toughen up quite a bit.

Anywho, you see my predicament, right?

**Am I now officially a racist?

Posted by: Nom de Blog at February 20, 2009 06:20 PM (szcvf)

42 Why is it that anytime that I see someone mention Andy (Powerglutes) Sullivan or Gleen Greenwold's name on this site...my ass hurts????

Posted by: Buck Naked at February 20, 2009 06:22 PM (utes0)

43 Nom - you're not a racist...your a BALL DIPPIN' RACIST...

Posted by: Buck Naked at February 20, 2009 06:23 PM (utes0)

Part that pisses me off the worst is how these bipedal feces were allowed to morph into POW'S.

They weren't and aren't, that this was allowed is disgusting. Simply because we treated them according to the GC.

Feh.

Posted by: irongrampa at February 20, 2009 06:25 PM (ud5dN)

45 Only one thing for Obama to do. ORDER ANOTHER STUDY. And get it right this time!!

Posted by: GarandFan at February 20, 2009 06:27 PM (237hA)

46 George Orwell - quit drillin' baby - you've struck oil! We're gonna get Denzel to star...

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 20, 2009 06:28 PM (bu0Ek)

47 Isn't it amazing that speaking well of the President's every gastrointestinal methane discharge is almost mandatory, yet speaking ill of him for doing such stupid shit is "racist" and a "hate crime"?

Posted by: Drumwaster at February 20, 2009 06:32 PM (Ymor3)

48 Commissar Holder has informed us that only "cowards" speak ill of Das President.

Posted by: George Orwell at February 20, 2009 06:34 PM (AZGON)

49 But when they were showing Bush with a chimp's face, were they really saying that he was the second black president?

Posted by: Hotspur at February 20, 2009 06:41 PM (c158/)

50 *Bill Clinton being the first and all.

Posted by: Hotspur at February 20, 2009 06:42 PM (c158/)

Glock 17 - and lots of extra ammo.

For a shotgun go with the Benelli M4. It comes in an optional cammo stock that is totally cool.

Posted by: Murph at February 20, 2009 06:48 PM (SgVDz)

52 I question the timing.

Posted by: John F Not Kerry at February 20, 2009 06:56 PM (HF2US)

Mort Kandrake: Bush did nothing to -help the housing crisis.

Je should go ahead and hold up a sign that says "I Am A Democrap PR Flack". Heused almost the same words that the Democrap PR flack used an hour earlier.

Posted by: Vic at February 20, 2009 06:57 PM (f6os6)

54 Kondracke is a twatwaffle. Did this cocksucker forget that Bush tried to reform FNMA and FMAC four years ago, and the Democrats in Congress fought him tooth and nail... including then-Senator St. Barry Stumblefuck?

Posted by: George Orwell at February 20, 2009 07:01 PM (AZGON)

18 Beck starting to scare the shit out of me.

Should I go with the Sig Sauer 9mm M226, or the Beretta F92?

Wait until the Fall for the H&K MR762 or just buy a shotgun now?

Depends on how scared you are, I've got a Soviet SKS w/ 30 round mags, two shotguns and lots of other guns, but for serious close up business, I'd really like an H&K MP5 variant, like the SWAT teams use.

Posted by: Julian Bream plays J.S. Bach at February 20, 2009 07:05 PM (FVGjO)

56 53, might have been nice if he had done something before it was a crisis. Like rein in Freddie and Fannie. Or at least draw attention to them. Instead of all that time he spent pushing Ted Kennedy's programs.

Posted by: Methos at February 20, 2009 07:05 PM (+rq0E)

57 Gtimo: Brought up to the alter of the One and kneeling.

obama: "You are HEALED!!!" Slap heelof hand against Gitmo's forehead.

Liberal fascists: In chorus and harmony "AMEN!!"

Posted by: jukin at February 20, 2009 07:12 PM (dCKOO)

58 And of course, CNN's top story is: Socks the Cat: Dead! A Nation Mourns the Former First Cat.

This can't keep up for four years. Tell me this can't keep up.
Ah fuckit, I need a glass of Scotch. 20 years old, though. That's a pretty freaking old cat. Maybe Chelsea will let me eat her out to ease the pain.

Posted by: Beppo at February 20, 2009 07:12 PM (EdCFy)

59 Off topic, but did you guys see this post at the CNN political "blog?"
Robert Gibbs whines that cable news is just so mean to Obama and the usual idiot commenters whine that disagreeing with His Holiness is thoughtcrime.
Dissent is no longer patriotic and comparing the president to an ape is no longer thoughtful political discourse.

Posted by: Beppo at February 20, 2009 07:22 PM (EdCFy)

Is there a psychological explanation for why I am starting to think if Kafka novels as documentaris?

It's called deja vu.

Posted by: Chas at February 20, 2009 07:25 PM (81ekr)

Maybe Chelsea will let me eat her out to ease the pain.

Good God man, what the hell are you thinking? Well, if you're a girl maybe its OK, provided the Moron Blog gets to watch.

Posted by: Fish at February 20, 2009 07:29 PM (CG+cG)

62 Dave in S.D.--

...I thought they didn't even need a field trial...

The field trial is only to ascertain whether they are not members of a national army and that they are in fact not wearing insignia. That's the sum total of their rights. Then they can be shot, hung or used as live bait for vermin.

Posted by: Fresh Air at February 20, 2009 07:32 PM (BkFHY)

63

might have been nice if he had done something before it was a crisis. Like rein in Freddie and Fannie. Or at least draw attention to them. Instead of all that time he spent pushing Ted Kennedy's programs.

Posted by: Methos at February 20, 2009 07:05 PM (+rq0E)

Or you might have pulled your head out of your ass in the last year or two and learned otherwise.

Posted by: Tinian at February 20, 2009 07:33 PM (Ohodx)

64 Hey, I dig redheads, always have. Given the color of her hair and her complexion you know she's red "down there."
Plus I've gone through most of a bottle of Scotch since 4:30. Hell, I'd eat out Hillary right now.

Posted by: Beppo at February 20, 2009 07:33 PM (EdCFy)

65 Dude, she's like her mom...she's got two sno-balls and a doughnut stick

Posted by: outraged at February 20, 2009 07:37 PM (penCf)

66 From Hot Air:

Walsh concluded that … force-feeding, which involves strapping prisoners to feeding chairs and forcing tubes down one nostril and into their stomachs, is in compliance the Geneva Convention’s mandate that the lives of prisoners must be preserved, the government official said.

I say they force-feed pork down their noses.

Posted by: jcheney at February 20, 2009 07:38 PM (8y6U9)

Hell, I'd eat out Hillary right now.

That must be some very powerful liberal scotch, made from ground up foreskins, juniper berries, mojo juice, and a healthy dose of naval lint.

Paging Nurse Ratchet: Please go to Beppo's room and sedate the gentleman before he wigs out completely and becomes a whiny liberal.

Posted by: Fish at February 20, 2009 07:38 PM (CG+cG)

Hell, I'd eat out Hillary right now.

Speaking of violating the Geneva Convention...

Posted by: Fred R. at February 20, 2009 07:40 PM (ZnjQx)

Hell, I'd eat out Hillary right now.

Good God, man.

Does this board truly have no standards?

They're all that separate us from the beasts, you know.

There are some lines that simply must NOT be crossed.

Posted by: tsj017 at February 20, 2009 07:40 PM (TV9JE)

70 OT: David Gregory is accepting comments for questions he wants to ask of Governor Bobby Jindal on this Sunday's "Meet the Press".

Put in some questions. A lot of the current ones are pretty loony.

http://tinyurl.com/buw29o

Posted by: WTF Capital Investments at February 20, 2009 07:42 PM (VeUJ4)

71 Liberal chicks got pussies just like conservative chicks. They're all Objectivists once the lights go out.

Posted by: Beppo at February 20, 2009 07:42 PM (EdCFy)

72 Does this board truly have no standards?

They're all that separate us from the beasts, you know.

Given the drinking and porn habits of this blog, we would rather not have you, thanks the same.

Posted by: Spokesbeast for Beasts at February 20, 2009 07:45 PM (AZGON)

73 Maybe Chelsea will let me eat her out to ease the pain.

Posted by: Beppo at February 20, 2009 07:12 PM (EdCFy)

Try Orajel, instead. Stops the Pain. Guaranteed!

Posted by: Random Professor with Tenure Who Thanks You For His Pension Exceeds Your Salary at February 20, 2009 07:47 PM (xsLsU)

Liberal Chicks:

Hillary Clinton

Chelsea Clinton

Nancy Pelosi

Barney Frank

_______________________________________________________

Conservative Chicks:

Ann Coulter

Bo Derick

Laura Ingram

Sarah Palin

________________________________________________________

We report, you decide!

Posted by: Fish at February 20, 2009 07:48 PM (CG+cG)

75 Does this board truly have no standards?

None. Not a one. Kinda like Congress.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at February 20, 2009 07:48 PM (xsLsU)

76 Best two out of three?

Posted by: barack hussein obama at February 20, 2009 07:53 PM (PD1tk)

77 #71 made Scotch come out every orifice. What. A. Mess.

Posted by: Old Sailor at February 20, 2009 07:55 PM (/Ft4q)

78
Hell, I'd eat out Hillary right now.

Gross! Janeane Garafolo on the other hand ...

Posted by: toby928 at February 20, 2009 07:55 PM (PD1tk)

79 Hell, I'd eat out Hillary right now.

But would you let her peg you? I'd not be surprised to learn she's into that.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at February 20, 2009 07:56 PM (aK1+D)

80 Hey! OT, but remember that "stepping down into the presidency" thing?

Here is mention of it on Rush Limbaugh:

http://www.rushlimbaugh. com/home/daily/site_022009/content/01125106.guest.html

(extra space before the com)

Terry Moran of ABC's Nightline was the guest. This is what he said about President Obama.

MORAN: In some ways, Barack Obama is the first president since George Washington to be taking a step down into the Oval Office, I mean from visionary leader of a giant movement, now he's got an executive position that he has to perform in, in a way, and I think the coverage reflects that.

Posted by: Alana at February 20, 2009 07:58 PM (JE2zV)

81 Tinian, the last year or two was too late. And I was under the impression that us folks on the right care more about results than intentions. RX coverage? Done. No Child Left Behind-providing cover for education spending? Done. Stopping the sub-prime loans? Yeah he talked about it at some point, but he needed to harp on it.

Posted by: Methos at February 20, 2009 07:59 PM (+rq0E)

82 It was on Newsbusters, too. I bet that was the guy who originally said it, and had said it before.

Posted by: Alana at February 20, 2009 08:00 PM (JE2zV)

83 Oh, this board hs standards - LOW, but standards.

Posted by: Hotspur at February 20, 2009 08:03 PM (IAavS)

84 They're more like guidelines

Posted by: toby928 at February 20, 2009 08:05 PM (PD1tk)

85

Tinian, the last year or two was too late. And I was under the impression that us folks on the right care more about results than intentions. RX coverage? Done. No Child Left Behind-providing cover for education spending? Done. Stopping the sub-prime loans? Yeah he talked about it at some point, but he needed to harp on it.

Posted by: Methos at February 20, 2009 07:59 PM (+rq0E)

Klown:

RX coverage, no child left behind -- that shit is ancient history.

But only a bit more ancient than Bush's efforts to "rein in" Fannie and Freddie.

Starting in 2003 and repeated in 2005. Read this link.

Posted by: Tinian at February 20, 2009 08:10 PM (Ohodx)

Does this board truly have no standards?

None. Not a one. Kinda like Congress.

Compared to Congress, AoSHQ is the World's Greatest Deliberative Body.

Posted by: tsj017 at February 20, 2009 08:16 PM (TV9JE)

87
I hope the report talks about how far the conditions in GITMO surpass the Geneva Convention requirements. The superior medical care, special meals, handling the _koran with gloved hands and all the other bullshit the scumbags in there don't deserve. They will also hopefully report on the abuse the guards receive from the inmates. Shit, piss, vomit, jizz is all thrown at the guards. Guards have been attacked and disfigured by the inmates. The place is a hell hole - for the guards.

Posted by: Dang at February 20, 2009 08:21 PM (xhwOW)

88 Tinian, I'm not saying it's all his fault. I'm saying that he didn't twist enough arms to get his regulations passed. Remember how the RX program was kept palatable by giving a ten year estimate with no expense in the first two? In 2003 he rolled the Dems (rightly) on Iraq. In 2005, he had just whipped them in his reelection, but insisted that his "political capital" all go towards SS reform (and given the way the DOW plummeted at the end of his term, it's probably just as well that failed).

I'm just saying that I wish he had put more energy into fighting the subprime practice.

Posted by: Methos at February 20, 2009 08:26 PM (+rq0E)

Ann Coulter

Bo Derick

Laura Ingram

Sarah Palin

That's quite a buffet.

Posted by: Dang at February 20, 2009 08:26 PM (xhwOW)

90

Methos:

Here's the link I was looking for (from Gateway Pundit):

Bush Called For Reform of Fannie Mae & Freddie Mac 17 Times in 2008 Alone... Dems Ignored Warnings

Posted by: Tinian at February 20, 2009 08:30 PM (Ohodx)

I've had a crappy day so forgive the deviation from topic but..

Is anyone, anywhere, having a moron meetup this weekend?

Posted by: jmflynny at February 20, 2009 08:32 PM (7C1fK)

92 Great post here!!

Would you like to have a Link Exchange with our blog COMMON CENTS where we blog about the issues of the day???

http://www.commoncts.blogspot.com

Posted by: Steve at February 20, 2009 08:38 PM (5KY1G)

93 58 CNN's top story is: Socks the Cat: Dead! ...Maybe Chelsea will let me eat her out to ease the pain.

Beppo, you want to eat out a dead cat? I mean, I like eating pussy, but that's a bit much.

Posted by: Cunning Stunt at February 20, 2009 08:45 PM (VSBAA)

94 The guys in the field have solved the whole GC/rights issue. Saturation with standoff weapons and long range, precision fire. It's harder to surrender to something moving at 1800 feet per sec.

Posted by: jean at February 20, 2009 08:46 PM (xCBQ4)

95 Allready been done, but what the heck http://tinyurl.com/cjdlml

Posted by: Biscuiteater at February 20, 2009 08:53 PM (2JF/+)

96 Well, that depends, Steve. Are you a Concerned Christian Conservative like the rest of us here?

Posted by: MamaAJ at February 20, 2009 08:57 PM (X6Zdh)

Janeane Garafolo on the other hand ...

Wow...sinking to this level means some of you morons really need a bit of help. I don't think even the 'Gitmo Detainees' would hit that. I have to bleach my eye after every episode of 24 now, dammit.

Posted by: Cyn at February 20, 2009 08:59 PM (xukku)

Compared to Congress, AoSHQ is the World's Greatest Deliberative Body.

Heh, heh. He said body.

Posted by: MamaAJ at February 20, 2009 08:59 PM (X6Zdh)

99 Socks is dead? I'm crushed. I'm going to have to drink heavily this weekend.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at February 20, 2009 09:00 PM (Ygf78)

100 Let's all =DRINK= everytime the word Socks is mentioned. I'm gonna be so wasted when I do laundry, though.

Posted by: Cyn at February 20, 2009 09:01 PM (xukku)

101 @89

Left off

Rachel Hunter
Janinie Turner
Kim Komando
Sheyla Hershey

Posted by: chad at February 20, 2009 09:02 PM (Fdmhw)

102 Wow...sinking to this level means some of you morons really need a bit of help.

I can't help it. I find her stumpy helplessness attractive. Plus, she's got the crazy eyes.

Posted by: toby928 at February 20, 2009 09:10 PM (PD1tk)

103 Yeah I got that Clinton pussy....wink wink

Posted by: betty curry at February 20, 2009 09:23 PM (xEmIS)

104 Back off, morons; Hillary's MINE!

Posted by: Donna Shalala at February 20, 2009 09:34 PM (TV9JE)

105 There's room for three, Donna

Posted by: Huma Abedin at February 20, 2009 09:38 PM (PD1tk)

106

I dunno, Janeane Garafolo has the same sort of wierd cuteness factor that makes me think that Alanis Morissette is hot.

I think it might boil down to the fact that I like rebellious chicks.

Hell, I don't know. Whatever. I'm thinking out loud at this point.

Posted by: ErikW at February 20, 2009 09:45 PM (hKtiw)

107 89

Ann Coulter

Bo Derick

Laura Ingram

Sarah Palin

That's quite a buffet.
Posted by: Dang at February 20, 2009 08:26 PM (xhwOW)

----------------------------------------------

Would this by chance be an "all you can eat" buffet?

Posted by: Pissed Off and Proud of It at February 20, 2009 09:54 PM (bcK3v)

108 So with one less kitty at home, do you think Billy Jeff will now have to hire an intern?

Posted by: mrcaniac at February 20, 2009 10:08 PM (Rbulg)

109

Ann Coulter

Bo Derick

Laura Ingram

Sarah Palin

Megyn Kelly from Fox News.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 20, 2009 10:39 PM (vUfG1)

110 Which can only mean that the left has been playing "politics" with our soldiers and our country for the last 6 years and through their politics placed known enemy combatants BACK on the field of battle to KILL our soldiers....I hope the hell these bastards ( politcians) and the NY Times who led their battle cry die a slow and painful death!

Posted by: Jaded at February 20, 2009 10:45 PM (WdD3J)

111 Fuck the slow and painful, I'd settle for quick and final.

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Behar, who was subbing for Larry King on his eponymous talk show, drilled the controversial political activist Coulter on a wide range of topics, including prodding her on why she says in her book Godless that conservative women reach climax more than liberals â€¦

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