Obama Press Conference

I'm guessing there will be a lot of hard questions and tough follow ups. Or wet sloppy ass kissing. One or the other.

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Slushop by Slublog.
Enjoy!

Compare and Contrast [ace]: Newsbusters notes the aggressive nature of Bush's first press conference. I'm sure they'll be tougher on their boyfriend.


Posted by: DrewM. at 07:59 PM



Comments

1 Oooh goody!

Posted by: Trish at February 09, 2009 08:00 PM (0U5Kd)

2 great, no house tonight because dear fucking leader is gonna speak to the plebs.

Posted by: justin at February 09, 2009 08:01 PM (yzBcI)

3 Blow me

Posted by: Saint Barrak Obama at February 09, 2009 08:02 PM (SMD8k)

4

My, uh, name, uh, uh, uh is Ted Obama...thank you all for coming, LIBERTY! Come HERE BOY!

Now what were you saying, Ted...

No, you're Barry.

Ted?

How bout a game of wiffleball Norm.

Ted.

What?

Posted by: Senator, Advisor Rev. Dr. E. Buzz Miller at February 09, 2009 08:02 PM (cTHpq)

5 Why isn't he loking into the camera at the real audience?

Posted by: hmmmm at February 09, 2009 08:03 PM (zplc6)

6 Food banks short on food? Oh so I guess that $100 an ounce steak was to prove how close to the people you fucking are ASSHOLE.

Posted by: Blue Falcon at February 09, 2009 08:03 PM (SMD8k)

7 I'm missing House for this?

Posted by: Strick at February 09, 2009 08:03 PM (6FWbS)

8 C'mon, I'm not going to watch President Assclown. Get real.

Posted by: jaleach at February 09, 2009 08:03 PM (gHrZU)

9 I'd hit it.

Posted by: K olbermann at February 09, 2009 08:04 PM (e46XS)

10 It is only Government that can break this cycle.......


Ugh.

Posted by: Cheri at February 09, 2009 08:04 PM (cz6lG)

11 Notice how teleprompter Jesus can't look at the camera for once. Once hard core question at this press conference and he is going to shit skittles.

Posted by: Blue Falcon at February 09, 2009 08:05 PM (SMD8k)

12 Socialism uberalis!

Posted by: DrewM. at February 09, 2009 08:05 PM (GVfPy)

13 "Save or create"...what a load of crap. "Only government"....Zombie Reagan is stirring as we speak.

Posted by: Rocks at February 09, 2009 08:05 PM (3RHzM)

14 "Government is the only entity left who can break this vicious cycle?"

Posted by: hmmmm at February 09, 2009 08:05 PM (zplc6)

15 It is only Government that can break this cycle.......


Liar.

Posted by: Cheri at February 09, 2009 08:05 PM (cz6lG)

16 Tax cuts didn't lead to any of this and he couldn't point to one economist who would say that.

Posted by: Rocks at February 09, 2009 08:06 PM (3RHzM)

17 Did he just say gov't is the only thing that can help us??!!??!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Sammy316 at February 09, 2009 08:06 PM (p/gF/)

18 crumbling decaying amerikkkka!

Posted by: Ben B. at February 09, 2009 08:06 PM (rs7M9)

19

Gerald Ford: Any math, you think, Ron?



Ron Nessen: I don't think so, Sir, no. They'll probably want to
ask you about the New Hampshire primary and reaction to the recent
polls showing Reagan ahead.



Gerald Ford: Ah-ha. What would you suggest I say there?



Ron Nessen: Well, Sir, considering our feelings that Gallup and
Harris don't accurately reflect the truth, you might make a little joke
about the polls.



Gerald Ford: Well now, Ron, I just don't think we have to get ethnic here.



Ron Nessen: No, Sir, no. Skip that. As your press secretary, I
have to be candid with you: You're being misunderstood a great deal
lately. I've, uh, I've decided to take action against some of the
absurd notions in the press that you've been behaving in a physically
awkward and clumsy manner. And in order to quash rumors that your
physical actions are any different from any normal average person, I've
devised a plan which I and couple of the Secret Service men will put
into action. Call it, ah, Operation Stumblebum.



Gerald Ford: Now, let me get this straight, Ron. These men are in the service and they're keeping it a secret from me?



Ron Nessen: [Stares at Ford for a moment] No, Sir. I'm taking
about the fellows in the dark glasses and the suits that are always
running beside your car.



Gerald Ford: Well, we're going to have to put a stop to that, Ron.



Ron Nessen: Yes, Sir. Now, what we plan to do is this: Should
you make any physical movements that can be construed as out of the
ordinary, [Ford takes a pipe from his coat pocket and puts it in his
mouth] we will take specific action to see to it that others will view
them as normal everyday behavior. [Nessen takes a pipe from his own
pocket, puts it in his mouth and imitates Ford as he mistakenly lights
the bottom of the pipe]



Gerald Ford: Mm-hmm.



Ron Nessen: This is a perfect example, Sir.



Gerald Ford: Ah. You know, I can never get these things lit. [He
almost puts the lit lighter back in his coat pocket, then starts to
stand up] RON?!



Ron Nessen: Right here, Sir. Now, Mr. President, I want to
prepare you for the conference so you can avoid any possible little
accidents. [He imitates Ford dropping his pipe as he tries to put it
back in his coat pocket] First of all, you'll walk through the door of
the Oval Office, making sure to open it first. You'll go down the
hallway to the press conference room. Now, the hallway will have a wall
on either side, right and left. But by walking down the middle of the
hall, you'll be able to avoid hitting either side. There's a carpet in
the hallway, but it's only a little bitty one, it's about [holds up
fingers at eye level] this far off the ground.



Gerald Ford: [Thinking Nessen means the carpet is about five
feet off the ground, he stands up and mimics climbing over the carpet]
Well, then, should I just attempt to scale it with a jump or...



Ron Nessen: No, Sir, I mean it'll be at foot level. But I don't
want you to have any trouble with it. We've taken the lamps and the
portraits out of the corridor. Uh, you may see a shadow or two of
something on the floor, but don't let 'em throw you. And there will be
three steps just before the door to the conference room. Try to take
them one at a time.



Gerald Ford: Well now, Ron, will these steps be going up or down?



Ron Nessen: Well, Sir, they'll be going down on your way in and
up on your way back. That will mean you will be either using your left
foot twice and your right foot once going down, or your right foot once
and your left foot twice (sic), depending on which foot you plan to
start with.



Gerald Ford: And that'll be totally my choice, Ron?



Ron Nessen: Yes, Sir, totally your own. Then you will simply
move through the curtains of the conference room up to the podium,
making sure to walk through the area where the curtains are
separated from each other. Before I forget, one more thing: The press
conference will be over when the senior member of the press says "Thank
you, Mr. President."



Gerald Ford: "Thank you, Mr. President."



Ron Nessen: Yes.



Gerald Ford: [To Liberty] Gimme the ball, Liberty! [To Nessen] Come on in and sit down, Ron.



Ron Nessen: Ah, Sir, I'd better be getting to the press room now. I'll see you there in a few moments. [He stands and exits]



Gerald Ford: [To Liberty] Bad dog! Lie down, Liberty. [Ford
releases Liberty's leash, causing the stuffed dog to fall over. Ford
continues to fumble around as if looking for something]

Posted by: Senator, Advisor Rev. Dr. E. Buzz Miller at February 09, 2009 08:06 PM (cTHpq)

20 This jackass is either completely disconnected from reality, or lying through his teeth. I think he's both.

Posted by: NEPA Dissident at February 09, 2009 08:06 PM (Ohodx)

21 My Shit Sandwich is the Hope we have been waiting for!

Posted by: Barack ODumbfuck at February 09, 2009 08:06 PM (IFNNU)

22 Again with levees and Katrina?
What about Kentucky asshole?

Posted by: Rocks at February 09, 2009 08:06 PM (3RHzM)

23 Well, business has been marginalized.

Posted by: hmmmm at February 09, 2009 08:06 PM (zplc6)

24 He looks side to side and can't look America straight in the eye through the camera.

Posted by: Blue Falcon at February 09, 2009 08:07 PM (SMD8k)

25 If we don't keep government employees working we'll never get rich.

Me thinks this fool doesn't know or care how wealth is created. Just how to 'spread it around'.

Posted by: DrewM. at February 09, 2009 08:07 PM (GVfPy)

26 Every sentence he utters is a 2010 Republican commercial. Keep talking Bam

Posted by: David C at February 09, 2009 08:07 PM (Ckb6d)

27 Liar Fucking Liar

Posted by: Ben B. at February 09, 2009 08:07 PM (rs7M9)

28 He realized that the masses are getting the word on what was really in the "stimulus" so he has to go out and give them another shot of kool-aid.

Posted by: Jo at February 09, 2009 08:07 PM (oq7Qg)

29 No one is suggesting there be no action idiot, just not this.

Posted by: Rocks at February 09, 2009 08:08 PM (3RHzM)

30 "not a single earmark, not a single pet project and it has been striped of what members of both parties found objectionable"

"doing little or nothing at all will result in .....a castrophe?"

Posted by: hmmmm at February 09, 2009 08:08 PM (zplc6)

31 Fear and Panic, yeah!

Posted by: Ben B. at February 09, 2009 08:08 PM (rs7M9)

32 I know for a fact that Obama knows who to ask and exactly what question they are asking in advance.

Posted by: SamIam at February 09, 2009 08:08 PM (jl7C/)

33 My guess for the first question is...'how did you become so fucking spectacular? and as a follow up...may I see your pecs?"

Posted by: DrewM. at February 09, 2009 08:09 PM (GVfPy)

34 Frequent and lively debate until it disagrees with my opinion, well said Barry you fricken thug.

Posted by: Blue Falcon at February 09, 2009 08:09 PM (SMD8k)

35 Sam? true? how do you know?

Posted by: Ben B. at February 09, 2009 08:09 PM (rs7M9)

36 What is the head back and forth crap?

Posted by: Rocks at February 09, 2009 08:09 PM (3RHzM)

37 President Dorkwad just said: I inherited a trillion dollar deficit.

And you're going to double down on it?

Posted by: Dan F at February 09, 2009 08:09 PM (78wW3)

38 Too much angina.

Posted by: Sammy316 at February 09, 2009 08:09 PM (p/gF/)

39 He sounds pissed, angry and like we really have no choice.

Posted by: hmmmm at February 09, 2009 08:09 PM (zplc6)

40 fuck this shit. medical records data base =big brother data base

Posted by: I breaka you face at February 09, 2009 08:10 PM (K4Zxt)

41 Anyone else notice how President Gumby always looks 45 degrees to the left and right from the camera...

To somewhere approximately in the same direction as his two teleprompter crutches?

Dude, I'm running (not walking) to YouTube to find other clips that I can splice together with an awesome soundtrack.

Posted by: Brian L. at February 09, 2009 08:10 PM (gHC4P)

42 I for one might recommend no action, especially if the CBO says the recession will be over by the end of the year without any spendulus.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 09, 2009 08:10 PM (IFNNU)

43 Loven asks a non softball question. Barry can't given a straight answer.

Posted by: Blue Falcon at February 09, 2009 08:10 PM (SMD8k)

44 here come the uhhms

Posted by: justin at February 09, 2009 08:10 PM (yzBcI)

45 No eye contact = Lies

Posted by: 5th Level Fighter at February 09, 2009 08:10 PM (eavvH)

46 If deficits are good, why didn't the trillion dollar one he inherited lead to awesome prosperity?

Posted by: DrewM. at February 09, 2009 08:10 PM (GVfPy)

47 "Other economists"? When did he become an economists now?

Posted by: Rocks at February 09, 2009 08:10 PM (3RHzM)

48 All he can do is repeat talking points and lie about the the current recession compared to the Great Depression.

Posted by: Blue Falcon at February 09, 2009 08:11 PM (SMD8k)

49 Uh... uh... uh....

Worst crisis since the Great Depression? Are we forgetting Jimmah Carter?

Posted by: 5th Level Fighter at February 09, 2009 08:11 PM (eavvH)

50 So, do you think that at some point all of this over the top panic/catastrophe/armageddon crap is going to be so over the top that people will start to question it?

Nevermind. Forget I said that.

Posted by: Jo at February 09, 2009 08:11 PM (oq7Qg)

51 Wait, so there are no "pet projects" in the bill? I assume no waste, no excess, no stupid pointless crap?

Did they rewrite the bill between the Senate passing it and Obama speaking? Or is his head so far up his ass that he has to have daylight shipped in by pack-mule?

Posted by: Gekkobear at February 09, 2009 08:11 PM (J0hIL)

52 this just in: people get layed off after christmas

more at 11

Posted by: justin at February 09, 2009 08:12 PM (yzBcI)

53 He is making sure we no longer have any of that nasty fear business that Bush gave us, just a catastrophe.

Posted by: di butler at February 09, 2009 08:12 PM (qPIRP)

54 Jennifer Lovin is kinda hot

Posted by: JFH at February 09, 2009 08:12 PM (x6nYY)

55 Liar!

Liar!

Pants on fire!


Posted by: Aye Chihuahua at February 09, 2009 08:12 PM (5Jed4)

56 Of topic, but I'm sure we all need some good news. Murtha raids lobbying firm connected to Murtha according to ABC. http://www.abcnews.go.com/Blotter/story?id=6840438page=1

Posted by: David at February 09, 2009 08:12 PM (NgoAe)

57 Business thinks it could fix things on its own. Why doesn't he let them before he mortgages the future of our children's children's children?

Posted by: hmmmm at February 09, 2009 08:12 PM (zplc6)

58

President Gerald Ford: My fellow Americans.. I've called upon the networks tonight to make two
pressing issues clear to the American public. [ sneezes into his tie ]
#1: The possible default of New york City.. and #1: My stand on the
Ronald Reagan announcement. [ red phone rings; Ford picks up the glass
of water, splashing water all over his suit ] Hello! [ red phone keeps
ringing ] Hello?! Hello, Nessen! I can't hear you! What, are you in the
pool? [ red phone still ringing ] Uh, I guess the other phone's
ringing, I don't know. Alright. [ hangs up glass, allowing the red
phone to continue ringing ]


Firstly, the default of New York City. Let me be clear on my
feelings about this. As President, I will change my mind wherever I
want. [ finally answers red phone ] Hello. Hotline. Anwar,
uh.. just a second.. I'm on the air right now, I'll get you Kissinger,
alright? [ picks up black phone, dials Kissinger ] Hank? Can you call
to talk to Sadat for a minute? Thank you. [ holds the two phones to one
another, then drops them on the desk ]



The point is: Do I really know what the issue is? Relevent? Irrelevent? Fault? Default? These are just hard words. [ black phone starts buzzing; Ford picks up black headset
] Yes, Hank? Alright, I'll talk to Anwar. Alright, alright.. [ hangs up
black headset on red phone, then answers red headset ] Anwar! Hello? [
jiggles with hang-up button ] Hello?! [ hangs up red headset on black
phone ] The Bayall Bill before the House of Representatives does not.. address.. the current situation! And I would
veto it! The current situation being that, the longer I hold out on New
York, the better chances I have with those conservative Republicans who
might otherwise support Ronald Reagan! Pretty smart, eh?



Which brings me to my first point. Let's take a look
at the recent popularity polls, shall we? [ smacks his head on the desk
top ] Whoops! [ stands and walks over to polls staked on easel ] Now,
as we can see, the.. Ford popularity is.. [ lifts poll, turns it
sideways ] ..certainly on a sharp rise here.. Whereas, the.. [ flips
card, accidentally smacks it across the desk, as he follows and tumbles
over it onto the floor ] "Live, from New York, it's Saturday Night!"


Posted by: Senator, Advisor Rev. Dr. E. Buzz Miller at February 09, 2009 08:12 PM (cTHpq)

59 started on wall street!?

Posted by: I breaka you face at February 09, 2009 08:13 PM (K4Zxt)

60 I'll say it once and a million times. For a guy who LOVES THE CAMERA, he can't LOOK DIRECTLY INTO THE CAMERA TONIGHT because he knows the bill is full of shit.

Posted by: Blue Falcon at February 09, 2009 08:13 PM (SMD8k)

61 Uh... uh... er... uh...

Save or create 3 million government jobs... uh....

Captain Teleprompter!

Posted by: 5th Level Fighter at February 09, 2009 08:13 PM (eavvH)

62 heh heh gaping hole

Posted by: I breaka you face at February 09, 2009 08:13 PM (K4Zxt)

63 I turned this crap off, I dont want to break my TV, I doubt I qualify for a new one. I'm too white.

Posted by: Dan F at February 09, 2009 08:13 PM (78wW3)

64 OMG. It just came to me, and I bet Slu or some one else can do it, Lets make a Flaming skull with a BIKE HELMET! Its almost to Fucking good. Damn. Makes me wish I could do it right now.

Posted by: sithson at February 09, 2009 08:13 PM (K1+tY)

65 Gaping hole in the economy.

Nice. Like the space in the O in Obama

Posted by: Jay in Ames at February 09, 2009 08:13 PM (cGO4X)

66 can he share his math that let him arrive at the magic 800 billion dollar number?

Posted by: justin at February 09, 2009 08:14 PM (yzBcI)

67 36
What is the head back and forth crap?

Two teleprompters?

Posted by: Jo at February 09, 2009 08:14 PM (oq7Qg)

68 This answer is the same thing as his opening statement, just longer and more rambling.

Oy.

Posted by: DrewM. at February 09, 2009 08:14 PM (GVfPy)

69 So all that matters is the number? It doesn't matter how you spend it as long as it's spent. This guy is on drugs.

Posted by: Rocks at February 09, 2009 08:14 PM (3RHzM)

70 How does one measure the number of jobs saved?

Posted by: Doom and Gloom at February 09, 2009 08:14 PM (n5NaU)

71 37
President Dorkwad just said: I inherited a trillion dollar deficit.

And you're going to double down on it?



Posted by: Dan F

No, that would be silly. TARP 2 will be much larger than this... doubling the deficit wouldn't be nearly enough. And then we'll need the "New Government" spending after that. He's going to go for a factor of 10 by the end of the year at least.

Anyone want to bet if he can hit a quadrillion? I'll bet a loaf of bread that he does... and hey, when he does, that loaf of bread would be worth at least a million dollars.

Posted by: Gekkobear at February 09, 2009 08:14 PM (J0hIL)

72 The One is just making rambling, random statements that have no relation to the question asked.

Posted by: Steve L. at February 09, 2009 08:15 PM (p147L)

73 Has he actually said anything yet?

Posted by: Ben B. at February 09, 2009 08:15 PM (rs7M9)

74 hmm stool well now I understand because this smells like a major stool to me

Posted by: I breaka you face at February 09, 2009 08:15 PM (K4Zxt)

75 I became a Republican because commies like the Obamunist. I though we beat them, but a couple of generations of parents have failed to teach their kids about the Satanic wickedness of communism.

Posted by: Reagan's Ghost at February 09, 2009 08:15 PM (Hgz1y)

76 When did they stop letting reporters try to get the President's attention and just go to a list he reads of who will ask him a question next?

Posted by: ArrMatey at February 09, 2009 08:15 PM (35LYA)

77 It means that we condition taxpayer dollars on the adoption of fascism...

Posted by: 5th Level Fighter at February 09, 2009 08:15 PM (eavvH)

78 Loosening up credit again, great so all the fucking welfare slugs in the ghettos can buy new Escalades to stimulate UAW's Detroit.

Posted by: Blue Falcon at February 09, 2009 08:15 PM (SMD8k)

79 Geithner to the rescue! He'll save us all!

No taxes for anyone! What that on the teleprom <beeeeeeeeeeep>

Technical difficulties, please stand by!

Posted by: Jay in Ames at February 09, 2009 08:15 PM (cGO4X)

80 At this rate he's going to answer 4 questions he picked out. Scam

Posted by: David C at February 09, 2009 08:15 PM (Ckb6d)

81 No corporate jets when they aren't necessary? How do you know when that is?

Posted by: Rocks at February 09, 2009 08:16 PM (3RHzM)

82 Jebus, he's just reciting talking points.

I'm guessing this answer will be more or less the same.

Posted by: DrewM. at February 09, 2009 08:16 PM (GVfPy)

83 Was that the only question about the bill?

Posted by: hmmmm at February 09, 2009 08:16 PM (zplc6)

84 WTF DOES IRAN HAVE TO DO WITH THIS BILL?

Posted by: Blue Falcon at February 09, 2009 08:16 PM (SMD8k)

85 "M'kay, the next question is from...."

Posted by: ArrMatey at February 09, 2009 08:16 PM (35LYA)

86 i think he's stumped on this one

Posted by: justin at February 09, 2009 08:17 PM (yzBcI)

87 Another question from the Obama groupies!

Posted by: JFH at February 09, 2009 08:17 PM (x6nYY)

88 Bellicose....cool word.

Posted by: Rocks at February 09, 2009 08:17 PM (3RHzM)

89 Save or create 4 million jobs?! Wow! In the span of a few minutes, he's expanded the shadow economy!

And he even got in another dig against Bush!!!11!!Eleventy!!

Posted by: 5th Level Fighter at February 09, 2009 08:17 PM (eavvH)

90 And he still can't answer the question. Bush was a terrible speaker and answered questions better than this!

Posted by: Blue Falcon at February 09, 2009 08:17 PM (SMD8k)

91 Ouch, this answer is PAINFUL!

Posted by: Jay in Ames at February 09, 2009 08:17 PM (cGO4X)

92 Clenched fist coming up.

Posted by: Rocks at February 09, 2009 08:17 PM (3RHzM)

93 ummm uhhhh bellicose! this is like listening to Tiki barber stoned.

Posted by: Ben B. at February 09, 2009 08:17 PM (rs7M9)

94 His bottom freakin line my ass! Those tax breaks have been tested. He is turning around the fact that socialism has been tested and failed over and over again

Posted by: I breaka you face at February 09, 2009 08:17 PM (K4Zxt)

95 76
When did they stop letting reporters try to get the President's attention and just go to a list he reads of who will ask him a question next?
That's one of Lord Unicorn's changes.

Posted by: Anachronda at February 09, 2009 08:17 PM (3K4hn)

96 This guy is our Commander-in-chief? We're doomed.

Posted by: Sal at February 09, 2009 08:18 PM (yzcVX)

97 Iran's actions have been "unhelpful"? WTF?

Well that was so diplomatic!

Posted by: Cheri at February 09, 2009 08:18 PM (cz6lG)

98 Why didn't geitner come out with his plan today so that it could be examined in the context of the bill?

Posted by: hmmmm at February 09, 2009 08:18 PM (zplc6)

99 Fuck him. Now, at last I understand completely why Elvis shot so many televisions.


This guy is an asshole.

The fucknuggets that voted this abomination into the POTUS should have their voting rights REVOKED.

You stupid cocksucking retards, all you saw was the pretty words, and the promise of handout after fucking handout. You're too stupid to even realize that the point where there are more of you bottom feeding PARASITES, than those of us who are actually contributing.

I had to lay off the only two guys that had ever worked for me today. Congrats you stupid collection of mouthbreathing cunts. Two guys that combined are worked harder than all of you feckless cocksuckers combined.

You miserable pukes, you can't be happy that people in this country used to be able to work hard, and achieve something. Oh no. You jealous, lazy, miserable fuckers had to make sure that you tear down anything that makes you look like the worthless cockholsters you are.

I swear, I'm an inch away from a fucking retard purge.

Posted by: UncleFacts at February 09, 2009 08:18 PM (M+Vfm)

100 The Gumby theme needs to be explored ..... DAMMITT !!

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at February 09, 2009 08:18 PM (d0YiG)

101 omg, he is fucking clueless on F.P.

Posted by: shoey at February 09, 2009 08:18 PM (RxUMK)

102 Overtures and tables, whoa easy there Churchill!

Posted by: Ben B. at February 09, 2009 08:19 PM (rs7M9)

103 Barry could get up there and throw up all over himself and then pass out and the press would report how brilliant he was at puking and passing out.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 09, 2009 08:19 PM (fWpJD)

104 I want to know what kind of puppy he is getting . Ask about the puppy.

Posted by: Doom and Gloom at February 09, 2009 08:19 PM (n5NaU)

105 People think he's smart because he speaks slowly and for a long time while saying nothing. They actually think lack of content is a feature not a bug.

These people are idiots. And so is he.


Posted by: DrewM. at February 09, 2009 08:19 PM (GVfPy)

106 This is painful.

Posted by: Rocks at February 09, 2009 08:19 PM (3RHzM)

107 Save or create 4 million jobs?! Wow! In the span of a few minutes, he's expanded the shadow economy!And he even got in another dig against Bush!!!11!!Eleventy!!

Posted by: 5th Level Fighter

NO, no no no no. Save or create "UP TO" 4 million jobs. Pay attention.

I'll hire you to clean my house for a salary up to $500,000 dollars a year... you interested? I've probably got a nickel somewhere to actually pay you. And 5 cents is within the "up to half a mil" range I promised.

Posted by: Gekkobear at February 09, 2009 08:19 PM (J0hIL)

108 Dumbest President Evah!

Posted by: 5th Level Fighter at February 09, 2009 08:19 PM (eavvH)

109 No eye contact = Lies
Yep.

Posted by: lily at February 09, 2009 08:20 PM (8o7yQ)

110 Your future ends tonight.

Posted by: Dan F at February 09, 2009 08:20 PM (78wW3)

111 If you call now, within the next 20 minutes, because we can't do this all day, we'll give you double the StimuWow! That's right, you get the Florida waterpark, two California dog parks, AND all the community organizing you can handle, all for only double the price. This StimuWow shit sells itself, and if you don't buy it, you're a partisan jerk trying to harsh my mellow.

Now where's my fucking office door.

Posted by: President Dorkwad at February 09, 2009 08:20 PM (IFNNU)

112 Iran question-he has no frickin idea what he is talking about. Muttering about some shit. Some crap about being a diplomat.Directly engage in oral sex or something with them on a table, face to face. Bash Bush, bash Bush, bash Bush. I think he wants Iran to respect him after he has oral sex with them.

I dare someone to slam a Bush presser after watching this pitiful shit. Great communicator? My ass!

Posted by: di butler at February 09, 2009 08:20 PM (qPIRP)

113 Whoa, rights and responsibilities? That's ground breaking foreign policy thinking there.

Posted by: DrewM. at February 09, 2009 08:20 PM (GVfPy)

114 Dumbest President Evah!
Racist!

Posted by: lily at February 09, 2009 08:20 PM (8o7yQ)

115 This man cannot think on his feet and answer an easy question. His answers are rambling, vague and full of platitudes. It's really difficult to follow him. But in his speech, he was just lying through his teeth.

Posted by: Bikerken at February 09, 2009 08:20 PM (PBgzJ)

116 pissy pissy pissy

Posted by: I breaka you face at February 09, 2009 08:20 PM (K4Zxt)

117 107
Save or create 4 million jobs?! Wow! In the span of a few minutes, he's expanded the shadow economy!And he even got in another dig against Bush!!!11!!Eleventy!!

Posted by: 5th Level Fighter

NO, no no no no. Save or create "UP TO" 4 million jobs. Pay attention.

I'll
hire you to clean my house for a salary up to $500,000 dollars a
year... you interested? I've probably got a nickel somewhere to
actually pay you. And 5 cents is within the "up to half a mil" range I
promised.

Touche.

Must've been my Jesus-clingy gun-lovin' racism that deafened me to the fine print.

Posted by: 5th Level Fighter at February 09, 2009 08:21 PM (eavvH)

118 What happened to bi partisanship? (chip reid, CBS news) Reid said that when asked about bi partisanship BO's staff replies "it is not the bi partisanship that matters it is the number of jobs created"

Posted by: hmmmm at February 09, 2009 08:21 PM (zplc6)

119 Just remember Sarah Palin was an idiot and this guy was the second coming of Christ.

Elkhardt! Drink!

Posted by: DrewM. at February 09, 2009 08:21 PM (GVfPy)

120 "I told Republicans to lay down, be roughed up, called names, and take it without lube, and they said no, why are they so partisan? Can you believe those assholes? I'm the messiah damnit"

Posted by: Blue Falcon at February 09, 2009 08:21 PM (SMD8k)

121 There's a man who will never ask a question again... he criticized "The One".

Voting against "The One"? Bad habits.

Empty talk to the other party? Unprecedented!!!eleventy11!

I can't afford to honor my promises...

feckless crapweasel?


Posted by: Gekkobear at February 09, 2009 08:22 PM (J0hIL)

122 Now that 4 million did not contain an "up to" did it?

Posted by: 5th Level Fighter at February 09, 2009 08:22 PM (eavvH)

123 did he say he couldn't afford

Posted by: DXRCONSERV at February 09, 2009 08:22 PM (nJYep)

124 4 million my ass! How many times does he think he needs to say that before he realizes nobody buys that?

Posted by: Rocks at February 09, 2009 08:22 PM (3RHzM)

125











75j: Buck Henry / Bill Withers, Toni Basil, The Blues Brothers





Operation Stumblebum





President Gerald Ford....Chevy Chase

Ron Nessen...Buck Henry

Secret Service Agent #1...Garrett Morris

Secret Service Agent #2...John Belushi

Voice of Reporter...Lorne Michaels








[SUPER: "AN OVAL OFFICE"]



[Open on President Ford at his desk reading a document, with Press
Secretary Ron Nessen seated in a chair to Ford's right. Ford's
(stuffed) dog Liberty is on the floor at his left. Ford takes a pen
from the pen holder in front of him and tries to sign the document.]



Ron Nessen: Mr. President, you're signing your hand.



[Ford calmly places the pen back in its holder and looks over at Nessen]



Gerald Ford: Come on in and sit down, Ron.



[Nessen gets up from his chair, walks out the door, shuts it, reopens it, walks back in and sits in the same chair]



Gerald Ford: Now what's this about a press conference, Ron?



Ron Nessen: You called it, Mr. President.



Gerald Ford: Called it what?



Ron Nessen: No, you called the press conference, Sir.



Gerald Ford: I see. [Looks over at Liberty] Heel, Liberty. [Looking back at Nessen] Sit down and make yourself comfortable, Ron.



Ron Nessen: I am sitting, Mr. President.



Gerald Ford: Ah! Then you must be comfortable.



Ron Nessen: Yes, Sir. Thank you.



Gerald Ford: I'm pretty comfortable myself.



Ron Nessen: That's good.



Gerald Ford: [Looks around the Oval Office] I just don't see what's so awful about this room, personally.



Ron Nessen: No, Sir, Oval. It's the Oval Office, sir.



Gerald Ford: Ah!



Ron Nessen: Not awful, Oval, round.



Gerald Ford: [Starts to get up] Ron?



Ron Nessen: Right here, Sir.



Gerald Ford: [Sits back down] Ron, you've got to be here
when I call you. [To Liberty] Roll over, Liberty. Good boy. [To Nessen]
Now, Ron, tell me about these rumors that I'm gonna fire you. What is
that all about?



Ron Nessen: Well, I have heard those rumors, Sir.



Gerald Ford: Are they true?



Ron Nessen: I don't know, Sir. That will be your decision.



Gerald Ford: Well, I guess we'll find out sooner or later then, won't we?



Ron Nessen: Uh perhaps, Mr. President, I'd better brief you now on the press conference.



Gerald Ford: Oh, don't be silly, Ron. You take your time.


Posted by: Senator, Advisor Rev. Dr. E. Buzz Miller at February 09, 2009 08:23 PM (cTHpq)

126 In the name of Allah, the Gracious, the Merciful,
Allah be Praised, he hesitatingly, used the word nuclear ...uum..hhmm...weapon
The Shiites will not be allowed to have a nuclear weapon!
(He said so during the campaign). Allah be Praised! (Sura 2:29)

Posted by: 7HEAVENS at February 09, 2009 08:23 PM (PSmnB)

127 Obama's just following the ABCs: Always Be Campaigning.

Posted by: Milesdei at February 09, 2009 08:23 PM (ACHxk)

128 who said do nothing? asshole!

Posted by: I breaka you face at February 09, 2009 08:23 PM (K4Zxt)

129 114

Dumbest President Evah!


Racist!
See #117...

Posted by: 5th Level Fighter at February 09, 2009 08:23 PM (eavvH)

130 Ok 5th, he missed the "up to" on that one. I'm sure he misspoke as he was off-teleprompter here.

Posted by: Gekkobear at February 09, 2009 08:23 PM (J0hIL)

131 yes, please, let's do nothing, for the love of god, stop doing "things"

Posted by: shoey at February 09, 2009 08:23 PM (RxUMK)

132 Who exactly is "this set of folks who think we should do nothing" that he keeps speaking of?

Seriously, no one is saying do nothing.

The Big Lie.

Posted by: DrewM. at February 09, 2009 08:23 PM (GVfPy)

133 i see a swimming rabbit in our future. this is sad

Posted by: David C at February 09, 2009 08:23 PM (Ckb6d)

134 WHERE THE FUCK IS LES KINSOLVING????

Posted by: Senator, Advisor Rev. Dr. E. Buzz Miller at February 09, 2009 08:23 PM (cTHpq)

135 Why is it I'm hearing the words coming out of his mouth, watching his lips move, and NOT COMPREHENDING a bloomin' thing? Oh, wait....I just changed the channel to the Weather station and could totally understand that so I'm going back to the news conference now that I've checked my mental status and.............NOPE - he's totally incomprehensible.

Its not me.
Its him!

Oh, some news guy actually had the cojones to ask about the bipartisan thingy - "made overtures to republicans" - put 3 republicans in my cabinet - wasn't designed to get short term votes but to get trust over time, hopefully that will be reciprocated. But understand the bottom line right now - I can't afford to see congress play the usual political games and we need to deliver a package - everyone has to be POSSESSED with a sense of urgency.

My tone with republicans has been civil and respectful..


and on that note I remember him saying childishly "I won" so I'm going back to the weather channel where I'm more inclined to believe the weatherman than I am the POTUS idiot.

I wonder who's hand is up his ass tonight moving his lips.

Posted by: athenaDelphi at February 09, 2009 08:23 PM (Tk2NM)

136 He wants an alternative that will create four million jobs? How the fuck can anyone measure this kind of bullshit? Talk about a prime time straw man!

Posted by: NEPA Dissident at February 09, 2009 08:23 PM (Ohodx)

137 The one concern is we should do nothing Barry? UM WHAT ABOUT THE SEVERAL HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS OF PORK? The only concern is that not everyone wants to milk the cow to death? C'mon assclown!

Posted by: Blue Falcon at February 09, 2009 08:23 PM (SMD8k)

138 This idiot couldn't even run a lemonade stand. I can't believe he was elected to run the US of A.

Posted by: Jo at February 09, 2009 08:24 PM (oq7Qg)

139 Happy eh? Okay 800 billion in tax cuts will create more jobs than 800 billion in spending, end of story. Do that.

Posted by: Rocks at February 09, 2009 08:24 PM (3RHzM)

140 Civil and respectful??? "I WON!" right. He is the epitome of a used car salesman trying to sell you an old jalopy before you walk off the lot and think better of it.
He's got a lot of damned nerve talking about how the republicans are using wrong tactics because they dare to disagree with him. What arrogance.

Posted by: Bikerken at February 09, 2009 08:24 PM (PBgzJ)

141 I inherited the deffecit so it is fine for me to quadruple it in two weeks. SUPER!

Posted by: Blue Falcon at February 09, 2009 08:24 PM (SMD8k)

142 "Folks that presided over a doubling of the national debt."

And you guys didn't think he'd mention the Democrat Congress tonight. Shame on you.

Posted by: Jay in Ames at February 09, 2009 08:24 PM (cGO4X)

143 clueless on F.P.? Oh, Foreign Policy...Ithought you meant Filipino Pornography.
He can't say, "John's right on that..." when answeringan FP question.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 09, 2009 08:24 PM (n2eCn)

144 Oh, and FUCK YOUR INHERITANCE! You're going to triple (at least) the national debt. And give us a depression as a bonus.

Posted by: NEPA Dissident at February 09, 2009 08:24 PM (Ohodx)

145 No earmarks? They didn't have to, it's one big earmark.

Posted by: Rocks at February 09, 2009 08:25 PM (3RHzM)

146 I love how the politics of the last 8 years excuse the politics of the past 3 weeks.

Posted by: 5th Level Fighter at February 09, 2009 08:25 PM (eavvH)

147 So the only form of 'pork' is 'earmarks'.

Well, that's new.

Thanks Obama!

Posted by: DrewM. at February 09, 2009 08:25 PM (GVfPy)

148 sure, we can take stuff out... but it'll cost ya extra

Posted by: Mr. Haney at February 09, 2009 08:25 PM (RxUMK)

149 As much trouble as he is having staying focused, I sure hope no one out in the press corps has a shiny object.

Posted by: Steve L. at February 09, 2009 08:25 PM (p147L)

150 Useless as tits on a bull.

Posted by: LtE113 (MIke in Chicago) at February 09, 2009 08:26 PM (fxZK8)

151 Barry is going to weatherize my house. Does a unicorn come with that?

Posted by: Doom and Gloom at February 09, 2009 08:26 PM (n5NaU)

152 "NO earmarks"... yep, the dog park was part of the original bill and not a payoff to anyone anywhere for any reason.

Oh, wait, that may be the stupidest fucking thing I've heard.

Why would spending 100 million to make a federal billion more energy efficient be a wast of money? They'll save $1000 a year after doing this. It'll pay itself off soon enough right?

Importing more oil because we won't drill our own. Is he going to fix that? No he'll make it worse. But he'll lie to your face first.


Posted by: Gekkobear at February 09, 2009 08:26 PM (J0hIL)

153 Your goin down Skittle King!http://tinyurl.com/2f4gxn

Posted by: I breaka you face at February 09, 2009 08:26 PM (K4Zxt)

154 I love him more now than ever.

Posted by: Andi Sullivan at February 09, 2009 08:26 PM (GVfPy)

155 AND, I won!!!11!!!Eleventy!!!

Foreign Oil! Same Old Politics! Feel My Glow! Suck It!

Posted by: 5th Level Fighter at February 09, 2009 08:26 PM (eavvH)

156 Egads.

Where did I leave that rope?

Posted by: Aye Chihuahua at February 09, 2009 08:26 PM (5Jed4)

157 This asshole's election was good for one thing, and one thing only.

It gave us a fairly accurate count of just how many voters in this country are weapons grade retarded.

Fuck him, and fuck any of you that voted him in.

You all should choke to death on Dick Cheney's Barbed Cock.

Posted by: UncleFacts at February 09, 2009 08:26 PM (M+Vfm)

158 nurses cant read prescriptions LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Ben B. at February 09, 2009 08:27 PM (rs7M9)

159
I refuse to watch him ever. His ratings must go to zero.

Posted by: politicalmuse at February 09, 2009 08:27 PM (kLKnf)

160 "There is no pork in this package"
The ENIRE package is nothing but one big earmark. It is totally dishonest to claim this bill is anything but that.
I really believe we have a manchrian candidate for a president. He is DELIBERATELY destroying this country.

Posted by: Bikerken at February 09, 2009 08:27 PM (PBgzJ)

161 Yeah, we're importing more oil than back in the 70s - we have tens of millions more people, you simpleton! Christ, what a lying, intellectually dishonest douchebag.

Cocksucker!

Posted by: NEPA Dissident at February 09, 2009 08:27 PM (Ohodx)

162 Healthcare is ineffecient here? HAS HE EVER SEEN A NHS HOSPITAL IN THE UK?

Oh joy the fucking people that can't get the RMV right and they want to OWN our healthcare for 10x the current inflated cost?

Posted by: Blue Falcon at February 09, 2009 08:28 PM (SMD8k)

163 Can't believe this dumbfuck is the president.

Posted by: LtE113 (MIke in Chicago) at February 09, 2009 08:28 PM (fxZK8)

164 What a load of crap...there is no public school in a 160 old building.

Posted by: Rocks at February 09, 2009 08:28 PM (3RHzM)

165 I think the 2hr long answers are to avoid more questions too btw.

Posted by: Blue Falcon at February 09, 2009 08:28 PM (SMD8k)

166 He is answering a question from Chip Reid. he didnt know where he was he just called on him and got this softball so that he could go on that rant.
It was a fucking plant of a joke so that he could lay it all on Bush and current Republicans.

Posted by: Iwillnotsubmit at February 09, 2009 08:28 PM (SFsxJ)

167 Mississippi should build their own schools insteasd of smokin crack

Posted by: I breaka you face at February 09, 2009 08:28 PM (K4Zxt)

168 Isn't consumer spending or overspending how we got into this mess . (Todd)

Posted by: hmmmm at February 09, 2009 08:28 PM (zplc6)

169 151 Barry is going to weatherize my house. Does a unicorn come with that?
A waterproof unicorn that builds state-of-the-art science labs for underprivileged children. Now, do you want to have a conversation, or just cling to your racism?


Posted by: 5th Level Fighter at February 09, 2009 08:28 PM (eavvH)

170 "political games".

Can't someone call this total numbskull thinskinned asshole on bullshit like that? The majority of this trillion-dollar 'stimulus' is being spent in 2010 and 2011, when the recession would normally be over anyway, and arguing against that is "political games"?

What a fucking idiot.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 09, 2009 08:29 PM (IFNNU)

171 Unclefacts,
i'm not quite clear on your position, could you spell it out for me?

Posted by: Mr. Haney at February 09, 2009 08:29 PM (RxUMK)

172 HE HAS A LIST of people who he is calling on, this whole thing is planned! I had heard before that they even pre-screen the questions that are asked.

Posted by: Bikerken at February 09, 2009 08:29 PM (PBgzJ)

173 Exorbiant risks with other people's assets!

Finally, some truth. Although I'm sure it didn't mean what we think it means.

Posted by: Jay in Ames at February 09, 2009 08:29 PM (cGO4X)

174 He said consumer spending didn't get us into this mess .......it was the banks.

Posted by: hmmmm at February 09, 2009 08:29 PM (zplc6)

175 Oh oh oh! Betting on what ass? What? Subprime mortgages pushed by Dems ya mean? He almost let it go there.

Posted by: Rocks at February 09, 2009 08:29 PM (3RHzM)

176 THE BANKS ARE TO BLAME!
Apparently, they just didn't know how to handle their money.

Posted by: Steve L. at February 09, 2009 08:29 PM (p147L)

177 oh no mention offannie or freddie or Frankie ?

Posted by: I breaka you face at February 09, 2009 08:29 PM (K4Zxt)

178 Wow he just argued against the stimulus bill without realizing it. Moron

Posted by: Blue Falcon at February 09, 2009 08:30 PM (SMD8k)

179 I hate how he pre-selects the questions. It is so obvious he knows who he is going to call, calls their name then looks around to see who stands up. Reporters know they aren't going to be called upon- so why bother raising your hand. Manipulation of the media at it's best.

Posted by: mark at February 09, 2009 08:30 PM (5gEs6)

180 I just hope he doesn't interrupt Jack Bauer.

Posted by: Aye Chihuahua at February 09, 2009 08:30 PM (5Jed4)

181 Wait, other countries won't lend us money, so we need to go into debt now before we get caught and have to pay the piper... did he just almost say that?

Dude, your Freudian slip is showing... that was almost honest.

Posted by: Gekkobear at February 09, 2009 08:30 PM (J0hIL)

182 Energy policies, importing oil-bad, green, green, green, weatherizing houses, retro-fitting offices blah, blah, blah. I refuse to put my medical records on electronic. I am not Big-brothering for you, you commie bastard! WE FINALLY KNOW WHO CAUSED THIS MESS! IT WAS ALL THOSE WILD BANKS FAULT! AND BUSH! THEY ALL MADE BAD DECISIONS, AND NO ONE IN CONGRESS HELPED THEM MAKE THOSE DECISIONS! He sounds like freakin' rainman.

Posted by: di butler at February 09, 2009 08:30 PM (qPIRP)

183

I completely take that shitbag Helen Thomas' word that the press is not biased.

I mean, being told what questions to ask, how is that biased? It's not!

Of fucking course not.

It is such a good thing I don't live in DC. Those motherfuckers would not like seeing me around...

Posted by: Senator, Advisor Rev. Dr. E. Buzz Miller at February 09, 2009 08:30 PM (cTHpq)

184 Did Obama say that we couldn't keep spending and living the way we wanted to because the world wouldn't like us?

Now, we need to grow?

Make up for fucking mind, jackass.



Posted by: DrewM. at February 09, 2009 08:30 PM (GVfPy)

185 Anyone know of a website that is going to fact check this bullshit?

Posted by: AndrewsDad at February 09, 2009 08:31 PM (C2//T)

186 I love how he complains about other nations getting tired of lending us money, so the only solution is to get nations to lend us more money.

Consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds, or so the leftist mantra goes...

Posted by: 5th Level Fighter at February 09, 2009 08:31 PM (eavvH)

187 I die a true American!

Posted by: Bill the Butcher at February 09, 2009 08:31 PM (Cs03u)

188 Dude are you going to finish any sentences?

Posted by: Rocks at February 09, 2009 08:31 PM (3RHzM)

189 Wait, wait, wait.

We have to spend this money to solve our budget problem?

That makes no fucking sense.

He's is sooooo clueless.

Posted by: DrewM. at February 09, 2009 08:32 PM (GVfPy)

190 If he says "uh" one more fucking time...

Damn it! He switched to "ya know"...

Posted by: 5th Level Fighter at February 09, 2009 08:32 PM (eavvH)

191 He just admitted that the other countries are going to stop buying our debt and the "party will be over, well, the party is already over." Well if he really believes that, where does he think the trillion dollars is coming from. This child is an idiot who seems to think and act like a community organizer from chicago.

Posted by: Bikerken at February 09, 2009 08:32 PM (PBgzJ)

192 "the economy is about to tank because we spent too much money, so we have to spend more money to fix it."

and press nods in agreement

we are fucked...

Posted by: Mr. Haney at February 09, 2009 08:32 PM (RxUMK)

193 Yeah, no pork in a trillion dollars of 'stimulus'. That's because Barry either honestly believes (because he has shit for brains) that all spending is stimulus, in which case wouldn't two or three or four trillion be better, or is lying (because he's a Marxist fuck).

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 09, 2009 08:33 PM (IFNNU)

194 So some schools in South Carolina were built in the late 1800's and we therefore should build new ones. The Capital was rebuilt after the Brits burned it in the War of 1812. Are we supposed to build a new one of those too?

Posted by: wendell at February 09, 2009 08:33 PM (P3HOV)

195 This shit aint going to work OH no he ditin 'No such thing as a free lunch'?!!

Posted by: I breaka you face at February 09, 2009 08:33 PM (K4Zxt)

196 This just in...Julianna Goldman is cute.

Posted by: DrewM. at February 09, 2009 08:33 PM (GVfPy)

197 When was the last time someone said "thank you, Mr. President" in a press conference? Honestly, I don't know. Maybe they did with Bush, but I didn't notice.

Posted by: Jay in Ames at February 09, 2009 08:33 PM (cGO4X)

198 I had to shut it off; the smell of burning pants was just too strong.

Posted by: Golem14 at February 09, 2009 08:33 PM (oJn68)

199 Many experts from NR to CS say it will cost more than 350 billion to solve the crisis and during the campaign you said you would tell the people what they need to hear and not what they want to hear. So tell us?

Posted by: hmmmm at February 09, 2009 08:34 PM (zplc6)

200 Juliana Goldman is clearly an Obama worshipper. Did you see the smile? She wants the cock. I got money on it.

Posted by: 5th Level Fighter at February 09, 2009 08:34 PM (eavvH)

201 Bush's fault on TARP too? Is it always going to be Bush's fault?

Posted by: Rocks at February 09, 2009 08:34 PM (3RHzM)

202 TARP will be remembered forever... we'll all be sleeping under one to remind us

Posted by: shoey at February 09, 2009 08:34 PM (RxUMK)

203

I'm going to puke.

These fools have fucked it up!

YOU BLEW IT UP YOU COMMIE FUCKING IDIOTS!

Posted by: Senator, Advisor Rev. Dr. E. Buzz Miller at February 09, 2009 08:34 PM (cTHpq)

204 Was that his fucking Bank Teller that won a contest that just asked that question?
"We hear from your liberal friends say that 1 trillion isnt enough, we believe you. Thanks."

Posted by: Iwillnotsubmit at February 09, 2009 08:34 PM (SFsxJ)

205 Tim Geiythner has a new plan. We're going to avoid paying our debts and claim we forgot.

What, it worked once for him didn't it?

Posted by: Gekkobear at February 09, 2009 08:34 PM (J0hIL)

206 Who said this guy is a great orator- more like a great irritator. Stutters, stammers- shoot me now or give me back the Bachelor on ABC

Posted by: mark at February 09, 2009 08:34 PM (5gEs6)

207 "My first priority is that my Treasury Secretary is coming up with a good plan. And paying his taxes."

Posted by: Presient B. Obama at February 09, 2009 08:35 PM (GVfPy)

208 Where the fuck do they come up with these reporters? That Bloomberg chick read that question like she had no fucking idea what it meant.

Posted by: Steve L. at February 09, 2009 08:35 PM (p147L)

209 195
This shit aint going to work OH no he ditin 'No such thing as a free lunch'?!!

Not for taxpayers, that is.

Posted by: 5th Level Fighter at February 09, 2009 08:35 PM (eavvH)

210 This yinga ha aint even got a plan! But he wants money!?

Posted by: I breaka you face at February 09, 2009 08:35 PM (K4Zxt)

211 Gotta love the two teleprompters with the Obama Bobble Head going back and forth. What an assclown. I got laid off last month. Do I think this plan is going to get my $180,000 a year job back after working at the same company for 15 years? Fuck no.

My only consolation is I won't be paying $60,000 in federal income tax this year to pay for Barry's Marxist plans.

What a tool. Uh umm, uh, uh.

Posted by: Bob at February 09, 2009 08:35 PM (cWg6W)

212 Did this dumb reporter just cite Schumer as an "expert"?

Oh Barack, there are free lunches when you're a liberal spending other people's money.

Posted by: Cheri at February 09, 2009 08:35 PM (cz6lG)

213 The danger of this bill is not the money being given away to this MFing muslim worshipping SOB traitor. That is but a smoke screen. The real danger is how it will allow gubmint to begin it's final assault on our freedom and liberty. 99.9999% are falling into the same trap they fell into during the endless campaign: They are arguing ridiculous "policy" ideas, instead of focusing on the contemptible bastard who opposes our very constitution, for God's sake. We. Are. Done...

Posted by: JS at February 09, 2009 08:35 PM (SmjHQ)

214 hmmm.....did he in an odd sort of way just say the banks are lying about what is on their balance sheets?

Posted by: hmmmm at February 09, 2009 08:36 PM (zplc6)

215 Where the fuck do they come up with these reporters?

Members of the Barry O Fan Club, selected at random for the chance of a lifetime?

Posted by: HeatherRadish at February 09, 2009 08:36 PM (aK1+D)

216 Teacher: OK Barry, it's your turn to talk about the book reading assignment that the class was given. Come up here and talk about the relevant points.

Barry: Uh, do you want the white version or the black version................


Posted by: winemkr at February 09, 2009 08:36 PM (W6zU5)

217 He keeps talking about the banks and this is a guy, "WHO SERVED AS THE ATTORNEY FOR THE ACLU TO SUE CITIBANK TO MAKE THEM GIVE MORE SUB-PRIME LOANS TO POOR DEADBEATS IN CHICAGO.

Posted by: Bikerken at February 09, 2009 08:36 PM (PBgzJ)

218 Oh shit! Metrics....ask the NYT.

Posted by: Rocks at February 09, 2009 08:36 PM (3RHzM)

219 Creating or saving 4 million jobs. What fucking joke.

Posted by: Bob at February 09, 2009 08:37 PM (cWg6W)

220 185....well we know it won't be FactCheck.org.

Posted by: Nancy at February 09, 2009 08:37 PM (GIMkF)

221 Wow, never has so much spoken, conveyed so little of substance.

233 years was a good run.

Posted by: Techie at February 09, 2009 08:37 PM (906oR)

222 Jake Tapper...asking for a metric to measure if things are working. President responds that his initial measure of success will be his creating 400,000 jobs. Step 2, Are we seeing the credit markets operate successfully?

Posted by: hmmmm at February 09, 2009 08:37 PM (zplc6)

223 There's that 4 million number again. At the beginning of the speech, it was only 3 million.

He IS The Messiah!

Posted by: 5th Level Fighter at February 09, 2009 08:37 PM (eavvH)

224 Elkhardt! Drink!

Posted by: DrewM. at February 09, 2009 08:37 PM (GVfPy)

225 He won't be specific this is the money question. How can we measure sucess?

Posted by: I breaka you face at February 09, 2009 08:37 PM (K4Zxt)

226 Thank you for taking my question, Mr. President. Last night when you shot your load all over me, did you like it that I was licking your balls? Or would you have preferred I sucked them?

Posted by: Juliana Goldman at February 09, 2009 08:38 PM (ACHxk)

227 given away BY this MFing etc...sorry

Posted by: JS at February 09, 2009 08:38 PM (SmjHQ)

228 I.CANT.FUCKING. WATCH. THIS. IDIOT.
thanks... going to get a beer to throw at the TV : )

Posted by: PISSED at February 09, 2009 08:38 PM (XfJnV)

229 He has no clue!

Posted by: I breaka you face at February 09, 2009 08:38 PM (K4Zxt)

230 Step number 1: Steal underpants
Step number 2:
Step number 3: Profit

Posted by: Bikerken at February 09, 2009 08:38 PM (PBgzJ)

231

Well, then it was s smashing success, as the fucking assholes who poison the airwaves will tell us tomorrow.

What a man! SWOONING~!!!!!!

FUCK YOU!

Posted by: Senator, Advisor Rev. Dr. E. Buzz Miller at February 09, 2009 08:38 PM (cTHpq)

232 What a lying SON OF A BITCH that big eared asshole is.After the first 2 minutes of hearing himtalk I couldn't take it anymore and I told my old lady to turn the channel to SpongeBob.

Posted by: Old Hippie Vet at February 09, 2009 08:38 PM (3IZGh)

233 I love Tapper - the best in the business right now.

Posted by: JDW at February 09, 2009 08:38 PM (V8P5p)

234 Members of the Barry O Fan Club, selected at random for the chance of a lifetime?
Good one.... LMAO big time...
sounds like a speech writer to me- maybe Berry needs a new one after this- you should apply.

Posted by: mark at February 09, 2009 08:38 PM (5gEs6)

235 Step #3, Housing, have we stabilized the housing market. The FG doesn't have complete control over that but we can stem the rate of foreclosure.

The biggest measure of success is that we stop contracting and shedding jobs and start creating them.

Posted by: hmmmm at February 09, 2009 08:39 PM (zplc6)

236 I have recurringdreams about fucking Chris Mathews... with a backhoe. This isn't going to help them go away, is it?

Posted by: sherlock at February 09, 2009 08:39 PM (8V5Ut)

237 So, the future will be powered with Unicorn farts?

We can't drill here, but now foreign oil is icky again.

Nuclear power is the devil. Dams kill fish, trees and other living things. Ted Kennedy doesn't want his view spoiled (I've actually lived on Cape Cod), so Wind power is out the door.



How does one convert HOPE to megawatts?

Posted by: Techie at February 09, 2009 08:39 PM (906oR)

238 ppl keep telling me that no one can get a loan, but none of them give any specific examples, my brother just got a loan to buy a new car, i'm not seeing any "credit crunch" is it just me?

Posted by: shoey at February 09, 2009 08:39 PM (RxUMK)

239 SO, if I loaned him a crystal ball he could tell us whether or not his plan is a load of crap?

Ok... fine. I'll pony up a crystal ball, and you admit this is the biggest most useless crap the Government has ever done.

Posted by: Gekkobear at February 09, 2009 08:39 PM (J0hIL)

240 gives em the clinton pinch hand what !? no crystal ball?! Hope it works?! If If If we get things right?!?!?! Oh fuck no!

Posted by: I breaka you face at February 09, 2009 08:39 PM (K4Zxt)

241 Why does He™ insist on speaking "the people's language" when concise intelligence would serve Him™ better?

Posted by: 5th Level Fighter at February 09, 2009 08:40 PM (eavvH)

242 Let the press play with our dead servicemen, how classy

Posted by: Blue Falcon at February 09, 2009 08:40 PM (SMD8k)

243

Yeah, 400,000 jobs, just like that. Snap of the fucking finger. Just like that, in the space of one UH UH UH, 400,000 jobs.

Now, how are they going to count those fucking jobs?

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE.

Posted by: Senator, Advisor Rev. Dr. E. Buzz Miller at February 09, 2009 08:40 PM (cTHpq)

244 If more people would just live in motor homes, Elkhart's unemployment numbers would go down. Problem solved.

Posted by: Doom and Gloom at February 09, 2009 08:40 PM (n5NaU)

245 Is this really fucking important? Who needs to see those bodies really?

Posted by: Rocks at February 09, 2009 08:40 PM (3RHzM)

246 "IF we get this right..."??!!! Well, there's his out right there. He will never be held accountable for the clusterfuck that is to come. He never guaranteed it would work.

Posted by: Jo at February 09, 2009 08:41 PM (oq7Qg)

247 Videotaping flag-draped coffins? Man, we are sweating to the oldies aren't we?

Posted by: Shawn, but not lowercased shawn at February 09, 2009 08:41 PM (e7zOP)

248 Flag draped coffins?

Fucking ghoul.

Posted by: DrewM. at February 09, 2009 08:41 PM (GVfPy)

249 signing not writing letters

Posted by: DXRCONSERV at February 09, 2009 08:41 PM (nJYep)

250 BO's specialty, it seems, is the straw man. His biggee of the night is the straw man in Congress who is arguing to "Do nothing." Who are these people? I haven't heard of a single congressman who wants to do nothing (maybe Ron Paul). But good ol' BO is smacking those nonexistent guys down.

Posted by: Max at February 09, 2009 08:42 PM (oSBvm)

251 Talley Bahn!

Drink.

Posted by: DrewM. at February 09, 2009 08:42 PM (GVfPy)

252 if this is the worst crisis evah then why did congress get a pay raise?

Posted by: Wolverine at February 09, 2009 08:42 PM (tPCnG)

253 Tal-E-bahn?!

Posted by: 5th Level Fighter at February 09, 2009 08:42 PM (eavvH)

254 Did he say if he would change the policy or not?

Posted by: Rocks at February 09, 2009 08:42 PM (3RHzM)

255

How is this playing out in MASSATOOSITS?

Posted by: Senator, Advisor Rev. Dr. E. Buzz Miller at February 09, 2009 08:42 PM (cTHpq)

256 Trying to take credit for sucess in Iraq. oh boy somebody stick my ears with an icepick

Posted by: I breaka you face at February 09, 2009 08:43 PM (K4Zxt)

257 they are bad ppl in Afghanistan, we should leave before somebody gets an eye put out

Posted by: Barry O at February 09, 2009 08:43 PM (RxUMK)

258 fuck him and the rest of this corrupt government

Posted by: Wolverine at February 09, 2009 08:43 PM (tPCnG)

259 It's obvious that the reporters were pre-selected, but if the questions were, why the hell is he sucking so bad on the answers?
He just said he first realized he was Pres. when he had to sign letters to parents of dead soldiers. That bastard! That was what Bush said was when Obama would probably realize he was Pres.
Tolly-bon talk. Co-ordinate with allies, talk to commanders, blah, blah, blah.

Posted by: di butler at February 09, 2009 08:43 PM (qPIRP)

260 The fucknuggets that voted this abomination into the POTUS should have their voting rights REVOKED.You stupid cocksucking retards, all you saw was the pretty words, and the promise of handout after fucking handout. You're too stupid to even realize that the point where there are more of you bottom feeding PARASITES, than those of us who are actually contributing.I had to lay off the only two guys that had ever worked for me today. Congrats you stupid collection of mouthbreathing cunts. Two guys that combined are worked harder than all of you feckless cocksuckers combined.You miserable pukes, you can't be happy that people in this country used to be able to work hard, and achieve something. Oh no. You jealous, lazy, miserable fuckers had to make sure that you tear down anything that makes you look like the worthless cockholsters you are.I swear, I'm an inch away from a fucking retard purge.
Posted by: UncleFacts at February 09, 2009 08:18 PM (M+Vfm)
Oh, and Barry, if you're so concerned about all that oil we're importing, perhaps you shouldn't have banned domestic exploration and production in the West?
Silly me, he doesn't want us to get our own oil, he wants us to slash our consumption so we can live like his family members in Kenya. Hell of a guy that Barry.

Posted by: conservative movement at February 09, 2009 08:43 PM (xyyHG)

261 ...and we cannot imprison Al Qaeda

Posted by: 5th Level Fighter at February 09, 2009 08:43 PM (eavvH)

262 Been reading all over the place that restaurants are crowded etc. Maybe we should try and figure out exactly where this stimuli is needed?

Posted by: hmmmm at February 09, 2009 08:44 PM (zplc6)

263 Talley me bannanna's - daylight come and the Republicanswon'tplay along...

Posted by: mark at February 09, 2009 08:44 PM (5gEs6)

264 smarter and effectiver? Stategery!

Posted by: Frank G at February 09, 2009 08:44 PM (Aaspy)

265 Talley Bahn!

Daylight come and we want to go home!

Posted by: HeatherRadish at February 09, 2009 08:44 PM (aK1+D)

266 Nice one from NYT ha ha when the last one didn/t

Posted by: I breaka you face at February 09, 2009 08:44 PM (K4Zxt)

267 As a resident of MA for 3 years, all I can say is that Bawney Fwank is the punishment meted out for all those crappy Thanksgiving pageants churned out year after year.

That's my best guess, anyway.

Posted by: Techie at February 09, 2009 08:44 PM (906oR)

268 Trying to avoid pre-empting my Sec. of Treasury. I already did that once when I ran his taxes for him... and that didn't help Michelle or the kids...

Posted by: Gekkobear at February 09, 2009 08:45 PM (J0hIL)

269 Major Garrett!!!

JOB.WELL.DONE.

Posted by: Iwillnotsubmit at February 09, 2009 08:45 PM (SFsxJ)

270 Ya know... Joe's crazy!

Posted by: 5th Level Fighter at February 09, 2009 08:46 PM (eavvH)

271 That's it man, game over man, game over! What the fuck are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?

Posted by: Cpl. Hudson at February 09, 2009 08:46 PM (B+HYX)

272 Garret fires a double barreled Biden at Barry, priceless.

Posted by: Blue Falcon at February 09, 2009 08:46 PM (SMD8k)

273 So, 30% is NOT a numerical percentage?

Posted by: 5th Level Fighter at February 09, 2009 08:46 PM (eavvH)

274 He just threw Biden under the bus, making a joke about him. Stay classy, mein fuhrer.

Posted by: NEPA Dissident at February 09, 2009 08:46 PM (Ohodx)

275 "Let me try this out?"

Fucking amateur. We are so screwed. Deeply, deeply screwed.

Posted by: DrewM. at February 09, 2009 08:46 PM (GVfPy)

276 Repeat after me, infidels:

EE- stahn- BOOL.

PAH- kee- stahn.

TAH- lee- bahn.




Posted by: Arabic for Dhimmis at February 09, 2009 08:46 PM (ACHxk)

277 how 'bout none of it?

Posted by: Barry O at February 09, 2009 08:46 PM (RxUMK)

278 Obama thought bubble... Yeah, I'm going tape that fucker Biden's mouth shut permanently. What the hell was I smoking when I took him as VP?

Posted by: Gekkobear at February 09, 2009 08:47 PM (J0hIL)

279 238
ppl keep telling me that no one can get a loan, but none of them give any specific examples, my brother just got a loan to buy a new car, i'm not seeing any "credit crunch" is it just me?

Posted by: shoey at February 09, 2009 08:39 PM (RxUMK)
I just got a mortgage. We're moving to the country in a deep red state. No problem getting the mortgage even though my current house is for sale.

Posted by: conservative movement at February 09, 2009 08:47 PM (xyyHG)

280 "I don't know what Joe [Joe?] was referring to...not surprisingly..."


That was actually entertaining.

Posted by: ArrMatey at February 09, 2009 08:47 PM (35LYA)

281 won't work as I am telling you because you don't know the details like I do.

Posted by: I breaka you face at February 09, 2009 08:47 PM (K4Zxt)

282 The bailout is only going to be part of the solution? How much is the rest going to cost?

Posted by: Shawn, but not lowercased shawn at February 09, 2009 08:47 PM (e7zOP)

283 A recession IS NOT an UNPECEDENTED problem!

Tool.

Posted by: Deety at February 09, 2009 08:47 PM (1jglO)

284 Uh... uhm... ya know... but... uh...

Fucking. Kill. Me. Now.

Posted by: 5th Level Fighter at February 09, 2009 08:47 PM (eavvH)

285 How exactly are we supposed to know if the package works? he claims that he's going to "save" 4 million jobs.
So, if I don't lose my waitress job, does that count in his 4Million tally?
What. a. fuckhead.

Posted by: jana at February 09, 2009 08:47 PM (vSRlG)

286 Jesus , these aren't questions, what the FUCK is THIS!!!!!! Its not a press conference its an orchestrated Q & A. And he is FUCKING IT UP!!!!!!!!!!! and He has a laugh track from his worshippers. Don't these press assholes and celebs realize that the state they so desire will CRUSH them.

Posted by: Ben B. at February 09, 2009 08:47 PM (rs7M9)

287 "I have no Idea...I really don't"

Well, for once, he was honest.

Posted by: NEPA Dissident at February 09, 2009 08:48 PM (Ohodx)

288 O/T: A nurse married to a cop in a large city are making over 250 grand with overtime. How can he refer to people making over that figure as "the rich"?

Posted by: hmmmm at February 09, 2009 08:48 PM (zplc6)

289 Arod who gives a shit?

Posted by: Rocks at February 09, 2009 08:48 PM (3RHzM)

290 Stevie Wonder...Head moving side to side....was that racist? Think of someone else that head moves side to side.

Posted by: free at February 09, 2009 08:48 PM (cFwGO)

291 Is this the worst crisis since The Great Depression or is it 'an unprecedented crisis"? It can't be both, yet Dear Leader uses them both.

The WaPo uses this to ask and A-Rod question?

Oh dear God.

Posted by: DrewM. at February 09, 2009 08:48 PM (GVfPy)

292 "I have no idea. I really don't."

Someone get a recording of that? I think we'll need to play that over and over.

Posted by: Jay in Ames at February 09, 2009 08:48 PM (cGO4X)

293 Major Garrett rulez! he brought up Biden's 70/30 bs.
Some dumb fucker just asked about A-Rod's roid use. WTF?

Posted by: di butler at February 09, 2009 08:48 PM (qPIRP)

294 STEROIDS?STEROIDS?
STEROIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Steve L. at February 09, 2009 08:48 PM (p147L)

295 I cannot believe that Washington Post prick just tossed Obama a marshmallow question about Alex Rodriguez. Sonofabitch!

Posted by: Brewdog at February 09, 2009 08:48 PM (r9wXo)

296

The rest of the solution? Abolishing indoor plumbing so we shit in a big open crater, like in Kenya, where Barry thinks he's from.

The left is filth. They are shit.

Posted by: Senator, Advisor Rev. Dr. E. Buzz Miller at February 09, 2009 08:49 PM (cTHpq)

297 What the fuck??? A question about ARod's steroid use?
We are fucked.

Posted by: DPR Hussein VIII at February 09, 2009 08:49 PM (4XUD3)

298 With King Barrys' performance so far being decidedly sub par I shudder to think of his reaction to a serious foreign challenge.
Watch your topknot people.

Posted by: aubrey at February 09, 2009 08:49 PM (vk+LV)

299 O called out his VP in a prime time presser. (paraphrasing):" I'm not sureexactly what Joe was talking about- not surprisingly-..."

Nice guy. Fun to work with, no doubt.

Posted by: cadetwithchips2 at February 09, 2009 08:49 PM (B6Fis)

300 And what the fuck are we doing talking about bvaseball when we stand on the brink of a (self-inflicted) economic disaster?

Posted by: NEPA Dissident at February 09, 2009 08:49 PM (Ohodx)

301 "I don't know what Joe [Joe?] was referring to...not surprisingly..."That was actually entertaining.

It was, but is also demonstrates exactly how UNpresidential he is.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 09, 2009 08:49 PM (PkVM9)

302 Lying bastard makes me sick.
Who voted for this guy? Please speak ?

Posted by: Bruce at February 09, 2009 08:49 PM (GkYyh)

303 AAAAHHHHH MYE EYEEEES!!

Posted by: Gekkobear at February 09, 2009 08:49 PM (J0hIL)

304 Oh no, kill it kill it!

Posted by: Blue Falcon at February 09, 2009 08:49 PM (SMD8k)

305 she's as giddy as a school girl

Posted by: Barry O at February 09, 2009 08:49 PM (RxUMK)

306 Helen Thomas.. "so called terrorists"..

Posted by: Brewdog at February 09, 2009 08:49 PM (r9wXo)

307 HT commie red

Posted by: I breaka you face at February 09, 2009 08:49 PM (K4Zxt)

308 Come on Barry! Admit it.the JOOOOOS have a nukes!!!

Posted by: Iwillnotsubmit at February 09, 2009 08:49 PM (SFsxJ)

309 HOLY FUCK buzzards are flying off shitpiles Helen

Posted by: DXRCONSERV at February 09, 2009 08:49 PM (nJYep)

310 Helen Thomas!!!

Arrrggghhhh! My eyes! My eyes! Arrrrrgggghhhhh!!!!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 09, 2009 08:49 PM (PkVM9)

311 pockiston

Posted by: I breaka you face at February 09, 2009 08:50 PM (K4Zxt)

312 Helen won't give him the hell she gave bush- the whitehouse probably wrote her question.

Posted by: mark at February 09, 2009 08:50 PM (5gEs6)

313 Fatah regions of Pakistan, huh?

Posted by: Blue Falcon at February 09, 2009 08:50 PM (SMD8k)

314 Helen Thomas is just begging for Obama to say Israel. Or for death. Either or.

Posted by: Shawn, but not lowercased shawn at February 09, 2009 08:50 PM (e7zOP)

315 The Crypt Keeper lives!

Posted by: DrewM. at February 09, 2009 08:50 PM (GVfPy)

316 drink POCKISTON

Posted by: I breaka you face at February 09, 2009 08:50 PM (K4Zxt)

317 Helen Thomas - "this is my innagural moment" She then asks a question about Pakistan? I was so busy looking at how pasty white she is I missed the question.

Posted by: hmmmm at February 09, 2009 08:50 PM (zplc6)

318 Leave it to the black guy to ask an irrelevant question when The One™ needs a breather from his uhm's

Posted by: 5th Level Fighter at February 09, 2009 08:50 PM (eavvH)

319 Helen Thomas.. "so called terrorists"..


As asked by a so called journalist. What a fraud.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 09, 2009 08:50 PM (fWpJD)

320 Why isn't Helen dead yet?

Posted by: Rocks at February 09, 2009 08:51 PM (3RHzM)

321 can anyone make an answer out of any of that?

Posted by: shoey at February 09, 2009 08:51 PM (RxUMK)

322 drink

Posted by: I breaka you face at February 09, 2009 08:51 PM (K4Zxt)

323 She tried to toss up that softball to him, serving up Isreal on a plate.

Then again, maybe he's just not gonna take the bait.

Posted by: Jay in Ames at February 09, 2009 08:51 PM (cGO4X)

324 When is he going to mention how he's going to bomb our "stalwart ally" Pakistan?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 09, 2009 08:51 PM (PkVM9)

325 But, but... he's so handsome! I dream about juggling his earlobes while tonguing his mole... Sigh...


Posted by: Amanda at February 09, 2009 08:51 PM (SXosX)

326

How many reporters are actually sporting wood, I am sure Chip Reid is, but the rest of them, pitching tents?

They are pathetic frauds.

Posted by: Senator, Advisor Rev. Dr. E. Buzz Miller at February 09, 2009 08:51 PM (cTHpq)

327 This little dance will not work for four years. Maybe only Jake Tapper Major Garrett will do the dirty work, but the vacuousness will get old fast.

Posted by: 5th Level Fighter at February 09, 2009 08:51 PM (eavvH)

328 Helen-time! So called terrorists? WTF is she talking about?????? She is going to excuse those murdering asses til she dies. Hopefully soon. He wants to end those terrorists in Pok ee stahn. Make them our ally. he doesn't know that any of them having nuclear weapons, he is sure though that would be a big prob.

Posted by: di butler at February 09, 2009 08:51 PM (qPIRP)

329 Kotow to the Bear, BRILLIANT COMRADES!

Posted by: Blue Falcon at February 09, 2009 08:51 PM (SMD8k)

330 When Helen Thomas dies, I'm going to drink the cheapest beer I can find, and then I'm going to piss on that fucking cunt's grave.

Posted by: UncleFacts at February 09, 2009 08:52 PM (M+Vfm)

331 Put adish clothand fanbelt on Helen Thomas' head and she could pass for a raghead.

Posted by: Fish at February 09, 2009 08:52 PM (CG+cG)

332 Pockeestahn....Pockeestahn.

What an ass.

Posted by: Nice Deb at February 09, 2009 08:52 PM (L9mi3)

333 Nukklear ....what is that?

"So That So that"

Posted by: The Ohh-Damma at February 09, 2009 08:52 PM (Kr8mw)

334 While not actually -- technically -- aroused, Helen Thomas did however instantly recall an orgasm that she had in 1948.

Posted by: Brewdog at February 09, 2009 08:52 PM (r9wXo)

335 I have the sound off until 24 comes on.
Just watching the the reverent looks on the faces of the reporters, I don't actually have to hear anything.

Posted by: AE at February 09, 2009 08:52 PM (kSfPT)

336 Huffington Post gets a question?

Jeff Gannon call your office!

Posted by: DrewM. at February 09, 2009 08:52 PM (GVfPy)

337 But, but... he's so handsome! I dream about juggling his earlobes while tonguing his mole... Sigh...

There goes my dinner.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 09, 2009 08:52 PM (fWpJD)

338 Burn THEM!

Posted by: shoey at February 09, 2009 08:52 PM (RxUMK)

339 I'm sure Helen Thomas is sporting wood Senator.

Posted by: Deety at February 09, 2009 08:52 PM (1jglO)

340 HuffPo?!?!?!

HuffPo?!?!?

WTF?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 09, 2009 08:52 PM (PkVM9)

341 all i can say is that this was BS>MS>piled higher and deeper

Posted by: Bob at February 09, 2009 08:52 PM (SycdS)

342 huff and puff.. holy shit

Posted by: DXRCONSERV at February 09, 2009 08:52 PM (nJYep)

343 I'm sure a basketball question will be next. And then "How are you going to feel on President's Day knowing that you are the first blah blah blah slobber drool slurp...."

Posted by: Jo at February 09, 2009 08:53 PM (oq7Qg)

344 Huffington Post gets to ask a question?
They aren't even a news organization.

Posted by: Rocks at February 09, 2009 08:53 PM (3RHzM)

345 Since when is the HuffPo a serious journalistic website?

Posted by: Steve L. at February 09, 2009 08:53 PM (p147L)

346 The Huffington Post is here? Seriously?

Posted by: Shawn, but not lowercased shawn at February 09, 2009 08:53 PM (e7zOP)

347 Get this man a TelePrompTer, stat!
Oh great...someone from Huffington Post managed to get a press pass.

Posted by: genghis at February 09, 2009 08:53 PM (1XErj)

348 HuffPO? WTF? HuffPO is a media outlet?

Posted by: Ben B. at February 09, 2009 08:53 PM (rs7M9)

349 torture..... that's what i'll do to the economy

Posted by: The Ohh-Damma at February 09, 2009 08:53 PM (Kr8mw)

350 Vigorously going after terrorists that do us harm!? What, the ones you release from Gitmo?

Posted by: 5th Level Fighter at February 09, 2009 08:53 PM (eavvH)

351 Christ, HuffPo? Did Ace send Drew to ask a question? Is Spurwing next?

Please let Spurwing be next.

Please pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease

Posted by: Gekkobear at February 09, 2009 08:53 PM (J0hIL)

352 Anybody catch what Helen was cut off saying as the HuffPo libtard got up?

Posted by: Paul at February 09, 2009 08:54 PM (1Flhb)

353 The DailyKos is next to ask a question and after them the Daily Worker.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 09, 2009 08:54 PM (fWpJD)

354 My friends, this nation is in mortal peril under this government. That means you, and your family.

Posted by: SamIam at February 09, 2009 08:54 PM (jl7C/)

355 He's going down his news organization victimology checklist.

When is he going to call on the "chick" from Handicapped Dykes Quarterly?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 09, 2009 08:54 PM (PkVM9)

356 Why will spending more work, when it has not yet?
Let Tim Tax cheat tell ya, tommorrow!
But Tim either:
A)cheated on his taxes, or;
B)the tax code is so bad, even he couldn't understand it, or;
C) he's such an asshole,that he couldn't understand it,
D) All of the above
What do you think? (Sura 2:29)

Posted by: 7HEAVENS at February 09, 2009 08:54 PM (PSmnB)

357 Won't give a straight answer on Bush admin. being spanked. He is not going to torture anyone, but he is going to go after terrorists vigorously. But, no one is free from prosecution if they did wrong.

Posted by: di butler at February 09, 2009 08:54 PM (qPIRP)

358 Huffington Post gets to ask a question? They aren't even a news organization.

What are these "news organizations" you speak of?

Posted by: Cpl. Hudson at February 09, 2009 08:54 PM (B+HYX)

359 uphold whose traditions Barry?
your Dad's or your Mom's or maybe your Grandmother's, maybe your aunt's could be your half-brother's?

Posted by: shoey at February 09, 2009 08:54 PM (RxUMK)

360 Obama: "Huffington Post readers, I will not absolutely rule out conducting your witch-hunt for you. Mark my words. I may or may not do something that will either delight or infuriate you. You're welcome."

Posted by: Brewdog at February 09, 2009 08:54 PM (r9wXo)

361 Mr. President,
Why would anyone pay their taxes this year?

Posted by: T-Bone at February 09, 2009 08:54 PM (xvXHi)

362 He needs more squishy rinos. end of answer.

Posted by: UncleFacts at February 09, 2009 08:54 PM (M+Vfm)

363 Great. The huffers are there.

Posted by: Shannon at February 09, 2009 08:55 PM (v4qA1)

364 I can only hope, not Hope™, that they try to prosecute Bush. By then, people will be begging for him to come back.

Posted by: 5th Level Fighter at February 09, 2009 08:55 PM (eavvH)

365 #344 - They are a newsy organization. Just right for the O's message.

Posted by: DPR Hussein VIII at February 09, 2009 08:55 PM (4XUD3)

366 I reckon those were 'so called' terrorists that beheaded that poor Polish geologist recently.
Fuuuuuck.

Posted by: aubrey at February 09, 2009 08:55 PM (vk+LV)

367 Watching the hussein interview. He’s lying out his ass as usual. Keeps going on about RVs and crumbling schools and everything is Bush’s fault. Blah, blah, blah, gimme your money, blah, blah, blah.

But a few minutes ago some sucker of cock asked about a timetable to abandon AFGHANISTAN and then whined about not showing the pictures of our war dead’s flag-draped coffins.

Rope. Tree. Journalist. Some assembly required.

Now he’s throwing Biden under the bus. How is there still room?

Oh, for fucks sake! “What do you think about A-Rod?”

Real fucking hardball question

I’m sure I’m not the only one whose noticed that when hussein says words like ‘Pakistan’ he sounds like a native speaker. Or at least someone who speaks fluent arabic. Which he denies, although some have heard him speak that language quite eloquently.

He was just asked about Leahy's proposed witch hunt and show trials into the Bush administration. He sounds open to it.

Posted by: ticticboom at February 09, 2009 08:55 PM (QTtAw)

368 RELATIVLEY EASY????? 900 Billion.... OMG

Posted by: mark at February 09, 2009 08:55 PM (5gEs6)

369 Fuck Pat Leahy

At least Zero brushed off the idea of a witch hunt. More or less.

He's still a cocksucker, though.

Posted by: NEPA Dissident at February 09, 2009 08:55 PM (Ohodx)

370 Now i will take a question from the Moron from AceofSpades

Posted by: The Ohh-Damma at February 09, 2009 08:55 PM (Kr8mw)

371 Mara says this was "relatively easy cutting taxes and spending money". Is she joint the helen Thomas school of knowing little about what is going on?

Posted by: hmmmm at February 09, 2009 08:55 PM (zplc6)

372 You can bet if Emperor Misha was at a Bush press conference asking questions the KosKidz would be going batshit by now.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 09, 2009 08:55 PM (PkVM9)

373 Elkhardt!
Drink!!

Posted by: DPR Hussein VIII at February 09, 2009 08:55 PM (4XUD3)

374 heh heh single moms

Posted by: I breaka you face at February 09, 2009 08:56 PM (K4Zxt)

375 Where is the Fatah (Fata, Phatah, whatever) region of Pakistan? I've heard it twice, and I can't find it.

Posted by: Jay in Ames at February 09, 2009 08:56 PM (cGO4X)

376 We can't afford that behavior, but we can afford the "stimulus"?

Posted by: 5th Level Fighter at February 09, 2009 08:56 PM (eavvH)

377 Ace, C'mon do we get a question?
maybe they can subsidize your crawlspace expansion for hobo storage.

Posted by: Ben B. at February 09, 2009 08:56 PM (rs7M9)

378 Darlingz....I spent money very well, wouldn't you say?

Posted by: Arianna Huffington at February 09, 2009 08:56 PM (GVfPy)

379 I think I might punch the next person who tells me how happy they are there's finally a "smart" man in the White House.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at February 09, 2009 08:56 PM (aK1+D)

380 Small differences ... just 900 billion

Posted by: The Ohh-Damma at February 09, 2009 08:56 PM (Kr8mw)

381 Mr President, what are you going to do about the crane operator Babu who lost his job in Dubai?

Posted by: Fish at February 09, 2009 08:56 PM (CG+cG)

382 He's getting snarky...

Posted by: 5th Level Fighter at February 09, 2009 08:56 PM (eavvH)

383 This wasn't worth missing House for.

Posted by: Rocks at February 09, 2009 08:57 PM (3RHzM)

384 Forgive me, He™'s getting snarky...

Posted by: 5th Level Fighter at February 09, 2009 08:57 PM (eavvH)

385 Just makin' shit up as I go, peeps. How'm I doin' so far?

P.S. I won.

Posted by: Barry at February 09, 2009 08:57 PM (B+HYX)

386 yes, we consulted the Repubs, by consulating we mean told them that we won the election

Posted by: barry o at February 09, 2009 08:57 PM (RxUMK)

387 He should have stopped when he was done with his teleprompter speech.

He is such a liar, a propagandist, and a willfull deceiver of the Dronic masses.

Notice how he has a LIST of those he will call on? I am listening on radio, so it is very obvious he is not saying, "Ok Bob.." but "Where is Bob Jones of the..." -so he is front loading with some friendlies a bit.

Also, he did not say 300 million jobs, it was 400 million jobs created -of course the CIA estimate from last summer was the US has a bit over 300 million in the entire population.

Another numerically challenged bag of shit in the District of Communism.

Oh, single moms can't afford this or that. Of course nobody will mention that it is liberal policies from the 30's and 60's and revisited that has trashed this economy. How about the single mom ties her knees together?

I say we all start mailing bacon and ham relentlessly to DC until it piles up in the hallways.


Posted by: Nightwatch at February 09, 2009 08:57 PM (i8vav)

388 "those tax cuts are still in there..."

If by "tax cut" you mean giving money to people who don't pay taxes anyway - then yeah, they're still in there.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 09, 2009 08:57 PM (PkVM9)

389 Oh, I see. The Republicans in Congress didn't have serious objections to the Stimulus package. It was just an old habit, a fit of childish pique as the 2 yr olds tried to "test the limits" of Daddy Barak.

Posted by: Deety at February 09, 2009 08:57 PM (1jglO)

390 Socialismus Uber Alles. Not "12
Socialism uberalis!" Let's get our petty slander right for once, shall we? And it's not "teleprompter this and Messiah that...It's His High and Majestic Majesty King Urkel X, Crowned Prince Pimp of the Southside and all the lesser known Minorities thereunto dwelling, etcetera, etcetera, and so on... The Crowned Pimp will now address you. You may bow from the waist, for now. More grovelling to come later.

Posted by: Enter sandman at February 09, 2009 08:57 PM (zxaA2)

391 This man is still lying through his teeth, the repubs did not get ONE Amendment into this bill and he KNOWS it! And then he talks about idealogical gridlock. WHAT A FUCKING LIAR!!!!

Posted by: Bikerken at February 09, 2009 08:57 PM (PBgzJ)

392 hes so fucking immature, this is a joke. we elected a 15 year old.

Posted by: Ben B. at February 09, 2009 08:57 PM (rs7M9)

393 How we approach fiscal responsibility ..... we piss on it

Posted by: The Ohh-ehhh Damma at February 09, 2009 08:57 PM (Kr8mw)

394 He has the fucking balls to say the words "fiscal" and responsibility" in the same sentence?

Posted by: UncleFacts at February 09, 2009 08:57 PM (M+Vfm)

395 382 He's getting snarky...

The guy's a regular snarkopath.

Posted by: CoolCzech at February 09, 2009 08:57 PM (iafWn)

396 Break out of your ideological gridlock. Give up all fiscal responsibility and let me piss away a trillion dollars NOW fuckers.... NOW.

OR else you're partisan... and mean.

Posted by: Gekkobear at February 09, 2009 08:57 PM (J0hIL)

397 "Having said that, I would lick the cum out of Arlen Specter's asshole."

Posted by: 5th Level Fighter at February 09, 2009 08:58 PM (eavvH)

398 This wasn't worth the commercials it preempted either.

Posted by: mark at February 09, 2009 08:58 PM (5gEs6)

399 He sort of just said he played the republicans by saying maybe he should have put in no tax cuts knowing that he wanted them and letting them take credit for it.

Posted by: hmmmm at February 09, 2009 08:58 PM (zplc6)

400 So he's going to increase bi-partisanship by attacking Republicans?

That's an interesting choice.

Posted by: DrewM. at February 09, 2009 08:58 PM (GVfPy)

401 HE HAS SAID NOTHING> NOTHING> NOTHING> NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Ben B. at February 09, 2009 08:58 PM (rs7M9)

402 If the Bush administration and the GOP in general have no credibility because they doubled the national debt, what the fuck does he have when he is going to triple - or more - that same national debt?

Posted by: NEPA Dissident at February 09, 2009 08:58 PM (Ohodx)

403 Both Democrats and Republicans are going to have to think differently agree with me. FIFY, Barry.

Posted by: Andy at February 09, 2009 08:58 PM (B+HYX)

404 I'm watching the dog show.

Posted by: Ben B. at February 09, 2009 08:59 PM (rs7M9)

405 Didnt he just contradict himself in the same sentence, saying we have to get past the partisan battles and namecalling and then saying he wont take any GOP criticism because they presided over 8 years of huge debts and mismanagement? Isn't that partisan battling?

Maybe im crazy. Seems to me like he is undermining is own "new way" argument on its face.


Posted by: G-funkadelic at February 09, 2009 08:59 PM (5r0Tz)

406 Look, it's not our jobs to ask questions when our Lord and Saviour speaks. It is our job to help him, and ignore his lies and evasions and stupidity and inability to speak and classlessness and thin-skinned arrogance and cracking his skull on helicopter doors.

Posted by: Chris 'Tingle' Matthews at February 09, 2009 08:59 PM (IFNNU)

407 There he goes again, another straw man. "Go blow up the school system." Who says that?

I'm getting sick of him making up this shit and whacking at it. Someone needs to call him on it, but how can they because he allows no followups.

Posted by: Max at February 09, 2009 08:59 PM (oSBvm)

408 Uh-oh, he accidentally said bad teachers need to be fired. That one isn't going to sit well.

Posted by: T-Bone at February 09, 2009 08:59 PM (xvXHi)

409 He just said... "...over the next four years."

Think about that: four friggin' years.

I need a good martini.

Posted by: CoolCzech at February 09, 2009 08:59 PM (iafWn)

410 The teachers you think are bad or the teacher I think are bad?

Posted by: DXRCONSERV at February 09, 2009 08:59 PM (nJYep)

411 So he's going to increase bi-partisanship by attacking Republicans?

He's going to get the socialists and the Marxists together.

Posted by: Rocks at February 09, 2009 08:59 PM (3RHzM)

412
hes so fucking immature, this is a joke. we elected a 15 year old.

Amen brother. I can't believe anyone thinks he's "presidential." But then again, he and his have been trying to pull the country down to his level for years. So we shouldn't be surprised.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 09, 2009 08:59 PM (PkVM9)

413 Reform ....(cut all conservative programs)
Charter schools = Schools that take the rich democrats

Posted by: The Ohh-ehhh Damma at February 09, 2009 08:59 PM (Kr8mw)

414 Blah, blah, blah, blahbitty-fucking-blah.

Not sure I can take 8-10 years of this cockholster.

Posted by: Andy at February 09, 2009 09:00 PM (B+HYX)

415 Bottom line: this performance didn't sell anything to anyone who didn't already want to buy it.

Posted by: ArrMatey at February 09, 2009 09:00 PM (35LYA)

416 Again, name one politician who is arguing against doing anything?

Come on you fraud, name one.

Posted by: DrewM. at February 09, 2009 09:00 PM (GVfPy)

417 404 I'm watching the dog show.

Michelle's on TV?

Posted by: CoolCzech at February 09, 2009 09:00 PM (iafWn)

418

We are being fucked over by the shitbags in the non-working class.

Just like Michigan, the rest of the state suffers for the filthy shitpile known as Detroit.

Now we have the entire country being mangled by it.

Fucking hell.

Posted by: Senator, Advisor Rev. Dr. E. Buzz Miller at February 09, 2009 09:00 PM (cTHpq)

419 Fuck him, I didn't vote for this asshole, and he ain't my fucking President.

Posted by: UncleFacts at February 09, 2009 09:00 PM (M+Vfm)

420 Ideological blockage? Must be a bad case of Captain Bullshit™...

Posted by: 5th Level Fighter at February 09, 2009 09:00 PM (eavvH)

421 elkhart

Posted by: DXRCONSERV at February 09, 2009 09:00 PM (nJYep)

422 FOUR years.... O man, were screwed.

Posted by: mark at February 09, 2009 09:00 PM (5gEs6)

423 Holy Jesus, CNBC just pre-empts The One for the frickin Dog Show!!!! YES!!!!

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at February 09, 2009 09:00 PM (ScjS6)

424 Elkhardt!
Driiiink!

Posted by: DPR Hussein VIII at February 09, 2009 09:00 PM (4XUD3)

425 Bush bashing yet again!!!! This is the I am a f'ing victim to it all presser! He is now saying republicans blow off the public school system. Asshole. Republicans need to get with it, he won, dammit. Pragmatic agenda, but unfortunately those bad Republicans are fighting the spending bill. Stimulus=spending. He is so full of it! He is going to be rational and civil. Wonder when this starts? The presser is OVAH!

Posted by: di butler at February 09, 2009 09:00 PM (qPIRP)

426 coolest walk evah!

Posted by: barry o at February 09, 2009 09:00 PM (RxUMK)

427 Elkhardt!

One last shout out.

Awesome

Posted by: DrewM. at February 09, 2009 09:01 PM (GVfPy)

428 I guess he doesn't want to miss 24.

Posted by: hmmmm at February 09, 2009 09:01 PM (zplc6)

429 Now he goes to sip milk with the other 15 year olds

Posted by: The Ohh-ehhh Damma at February 09, 2009 09:01 PM (Kr8mw)

430 Keep it up with the funny barbs. I told you so, and was called a racist. This is payback folks (Remember the awesome books he wrote with his crayon?), and it is unstoppable. Wright should have ended this. Next time we elect a black, (if elections are not outlawed-not a joke) make sure it's one of the 5% or so who vote conservative all the time, and love and respect this country. This is ALL about hating this country, and veeeeeeery subtly (wink) helping islam (lower case intended) Freaking Sowell couldn't have run? Sigh...

Ok. Back to the fun...

Posted by: JS at February 09, 2009 09:01 PM (SmjHQ)

431 Tomorrow morning it will be reported that Barry's approval rating has shot up to 195%.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 09, 2009 09:01 PM (fWpJD)

432 I'm getting sick of him making up this shit and whacking at it.
Someone needs to call him on it, but how can they because he allows no
followups.

Ain't gonna happen. Emperor Strawman is here. There's a new sheriff in town now, y'all be cool. Ya hear?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at February 09, 2009 09:01 PM (PkVM9)

433 hmm I give him the last one good answer the cat has his wig screwed on tight

Posted by: I breaka you face at February 09, 2009 09:01 PM (K4Zxt)

434 Keith Olbermann.. The ONE's answers were almost 7 minutes long -- EACH!

Posted by: Brewdog at February 09, 2009 09:01 PM (r9wXo)

435 That sucked even harder than I thought it would. God he practically ran out of the room.

Posted by: Cheri at February 09, 2009 09:01 PM (cz6lG)

436 Thank you guys?!?!?!
SEXIST!

Posted by: AndrewsDad at February 09, 2009 09:01 PM (C2//T)

437 Isn't Gollum's Asshole... err, Arlen Specter... going to give the official RINO response???

Posted by: CoolCzech at February 09, 2009 09:01 PM (iafWn)

438 The Dude is digging a hole, he is going to get wailed on for sure. He does not have the ssnes to STFU to save his own ass and that of his party.

Barack, Community Organizer bitching is not Leadership, Dumbass.

They did it, I have experts who say blah, who freakin' cares?

None of it stops the Obvious Barry, you are a weak, sissy, asshole, who obviously did not get stuffed into enough lockers in high school.


Posted by: Nightwatch at February 09, 2009 09:01 PM (i8vav)

439 stabby stabby stabby

Posted by: can't give up the meme at February 09, 2009 09:01 PM (PD1tk)

440 Chris Matthews: Obama was "very eloquent." Har!

Posted by: Brewdog at February 09, 2009 09:02 PM (r9wXo)

441 We are sofa king. Screwed.

Posted by: DPR Hussein VIII at February 09, 2009 09:02 PM (4XUD3)

442 431
Tomorrow morning it will be reported that Barry's approval rating has shot up to 195%.

I think you're confusing his approval rating with his "Uh" rating.

Posted by: UncleFacts at February 09, 2009 09:02 PM (M+Vfm)

443 When Barack Obama is on the prowl...no strawman is safe!

Barack Obama is...Lt. Flint Stimuluspackage in...The $800 Billion Dollar Man!

Posted by: Shawn, but not lowercased shawn at February 09, 2009 09:02 PM (e7zOP)

444 He makes me miss Bush's pressers. How bad is that?!?

Posted by: '80sBaby at February 09, 2009 09:02 PM (zmiSr)

445 Abrupt end and he knocked House off the air. Jerk.

Posted by: Blue Falcon at February 09, 2009 09:02 PM (SMD8k)

446 i like to smash bricks against my head!
and tea!

Posted by: shoey at February 09, 2009 09:02 PM (RxUMK)

447 ""334
While not actually -- technically -- aroused, Helen Thomas did however instantly recall an orgasm that she had in 1948.""

That turned out to be just gas.

Posted by: Sammy316 at February 09, 2009 09:02 PM (p/gF/)

448

Liberals, in general, are immature from my experience being around them a whole lot. Spoiled, greedy little elitist high school barbie-playing dress up assholes.

God I hate them.

Posted by: Senator, Advisor Rev. Dr. E. Buzz Miller at February 09, 2009 09:02 PM (cTHpq)

449 God he practically ran out of the room.

It HAS been an hour since his last cigarette...

Posted by: HeatherRadish at February 09, 2009 09:02 PM (aK1+D)

450 He's done. So can I go back to dreaming of him fucking my wife now?

Posted by: 5th Level Fighter at February 09, 2009 09:03 PM (eavvH)

451 I am trying to err pass a law that ummmmm will stimulate the government.
Ahhhh I think the spending will help all of the parts of the government that we think Ummmmm need some more funding.

I ummmmm won.

Posted by: The Ohh-ehhh Damma at February 09, 2009 09:03 PM (Kr8mw)

452 440 Chris Matthews: Obama was "very eloquent." Har!

I have to say that to help President Obama succeed, damn you!

OH... anyone have a tissue I could borrow??

Posted by: Chris Matthews at February 09, 2009 09:04 PM (iafWn)

453 381 Mr President, what are you going to do about the crane operator Babu who lost his job in Dubai?
Babu lost his job? For real? I did a post on him a few weeks back.

Posted by: genghis at February 09, 2009 09:04 PM (1XErj)

454 Barry said we needed to avoid a catastrophe. Too late Barry. You were elected.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 09, 2009 09:04 PM (fWpJD)

455 How many disgruntled voters does it take to throw a Boston Tea party?

Posted by: mark at February 09, 2009 09:04 PM (5gEs6)

456 The reporters will now gather for a rousing rendition of Kumbaya, and thence create a large circle for the media circle jerk.

Posted by: Fish at February 09, 2009 09:04 PM (CG+cG)

457 450 He's done. So can I go back to dreaming of him fucking my wife now?

Go for it. You might want to pop a strong sedative first, though...

Posted by: Chris Matthews at February 09, 2009 09:05 PM (iafWn)

458 Holy shit, 24 is on!

Au revoir, my adoring suckers of cock in the press.

Posted by: Barry Iwon at February 09, 2009 09:05 PM (IFNNU)

459 Dick Morris say's he was "impressive" fuck me

Posted by: DXRCONSERV at February 09, 2009 09:06 PM (nJYep)

460

Does he know what the word "debt" means?

I mean, he has had everyfucking thing handed to him.

Yes Barry, those dollars, those are someone's, they lent it to you, you see?

YOU FUCKING IDIOT.

Posted by: Senator, Advisor Rev. Dr. E. Buzz Miller at February 09, 2009 09:06 PM (cTHpq)

461 Is Dick Morris on Obamas staff? He sounds like Chris Matthews..

Posted by: Iwillnotsubmit at February 09, 2009 09:06 PM (SFsxJ)

462 Did anyone ask him how funding abortions in Africa will help our economy?

Posted by: CoolCzech at February 09, 2009 09:06 PM (iafWn)

463 462 Is Dick Morris on Obamas staff? He sounds like Chris Matthews..

I don't know, but I'm sure Chris Matthews is on Obama's staff with every orifice he can muster...

Posted by: CoolCzech at February 09, 2009 09:07 PM (iafWn)

464 Babu lost his job? For real? I did a post on him a few weeks back.
Construction was halted due to finance problems, and unfortunately Babu lost his high-flying job. So what is the Magic Negro going to do about poor Babu and his family. You know we are indeed a world family according to Bambi?

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Posted by: James Madison at February 09, 2009 09:08 PM (j5LbD)

466

Ok, I want to bash Olberdouche's head in.

“thorough and eloquent and crafted.”

Words fail me.

Posted by: Senator, Advisor Rev. Dr. E. Buzz Miller at February 09, 2009 09:08 PM (cTHpq)

467 Just think 3 years 345 days

Posted by: Cromagnum at February 09, 2009 09:08 PM (Kr8mw)

468 Did anyone ask him anything?

"President StrawMan, how are you such a genius?" is not a question.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 09, 2009 09:08 PM (IFNNU)

469 455
How many disgruntled voters does it take to throw a Boston Tea party?

Well, considering that 40% + of the 52% that voted for him are too lazy to do anything but walk to the mailbox to get their fucking welfare check - I think odds are we can have one hell of a party without much oppostition from them.

Posted by: Jo at February 09, 2009 09:08 PM (oq7Qg)

470 Did anyone ask him how funding abortions in Africa will help our economy?



Well if Barack Sr. had been aborted....

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 09, 2009 09:09 PM (fWpJD)

471 too lazy to do anything but walk to the mailbox to get their fucking welfare check

It's direct-deposit now.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at February 09, 2009 09:09 PM (aK1+D)

472 Westminster dog show on CNBC.

More intelligence that we just witnessed.

Posted by: Sammy316 at February 09, 2009 09:10 PM (p/gF/)

473
""334
While not actually -- technically -- aroused, Helen Thomas did however instantly recall an orgasm that she had in 1948.""

She's blowing dust rings out her pooter right now.

Posted by: wickedpinto at February 09, 2009 09:10 PM (ul7te)

474 an hour full of lovely sound and nothing was said, interesting times we live in now

Posted by: shoey at February 09, 2009 09:11 PM (RxUMK)

475 While not actually -- technically -- aroused, Helen Thomas did however instantly recall an orgasm that she had in 1948.""This is absolutely correct, and it happened when she was fucking Thomas Dewey who won the presidential election over Truman.

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477 That is without doubt the most ass kissing press for any President in the history of the United States. Without a doubt......the founding fathers would be shocked that the press at that show we just saw are the best the US can presently offer to check the Presidency.

Posted by: G-funkadelic at February 09, 2009 09:14 PM (5r0Tz)

478 Colmes in HD!!! I'm blind!!!!

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at February 09, 2009 09:14 PM (ScjS6)

479

Now I know what my Dad must have felt like watching the gasbag idiot Carter blather on about lust in his heart.

Why is it that every Democrat I can think of is such a tremendous fucktard.

They're all like the worst bullshit Republican

Posted by: Senator, Advisor Rev. Dr. E. Buzz Miller at February 09, 2009 09:14 PM (cTHpq)

480 Speaking of welfare, if I have to pass a piss test to get a job, have the government take my hard earned money under threat of fine and imprisonment, which then gives that money to people too lazy to get off their fat asses to put food in their children's mouths, shouldn't they have to pass a piss test to get my money? If they have the cash to spend on drugs, they must not be going hungry.

Posted by: ticticboom at February 09, 2009 09:15 PM (QTtAw)

481 330 When Helen Thomas dies, I'm going to drink the cheapest beer I can find, and then I'm going to piss on that fucking cunt's grave.

No No No, go here.

I also like "snarkopath" -he is. He is a passive-agressive narcissist.

Pblffffttttttt!!!1

Posted by: Nightwatch at February 09, 2009 09:16 PM (i8vav)

482 334 While not actually -- technically -- aroused, Helen Thomas did however instantly recall an orgasm that she had in 1948.

They had vibrators in 1948?


Posted by: CoolCzech at February 09, 2009 09:17 PM (iafWn)

483 "They're all like the worst bullshit Republican"
Arlen Spectre comes to mind...

Posted by: shoey at February 09, 2009 09:17 PM (RxUMK)

484 Isn't it great to have adults in control again? Lying, straw-man-building, victim-playing, whining, bitchy petulant adults. So satisfying.

Posted by: Obot 42 at February 09, 2009 09:17 PM (IFNNU)

485 Did colmes get diped in acid....yikes

Posted by: DXRCONSERV at February 09, 2009 09:18 PM (nJYep)

486 that or he's PBA survivor

Posted by: DXRCONSERV at February 09, 2009 09:19 PM (nJYep)

487 479
Colmes in HD!!! I'm blind!!!!

Get it right, thats AntMan

Posted by: Nightwatch at February 09, 2009 09:19 PM (i8vav)

488 maybe Colmes was piosoned by the KGB?

Posted by: shoey at February 09, 2009 09:21 PM (RxUMK)

489 489 maybe Colmes was piosoned by the KGB?

Naaah.... he worked as a men's room attendant at Chernobyl.

Posted by: CoolCzech at February 09, 2009 09:22 PM (iafWn)

490 Nah, the KGB was too busy working with Bill Ayers.

Posted by: Nightwatch at February 09, 2009 09:22 PM (i8vav)

491 334 While not actually -- technically -- aroused, Helen Thomas did however instantly recall an orgasm that she had in 1948.


They had vibrators in 1948?


No, it was with Eleanor Roosevelt.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 09, 2009 09:23 PM (fWpJD)

492 where the hell did Helen get her outfit, looks like she's been on the road with the Momma's and the Poppa's

Posted by: shoey at February 09, 2009 09:24 PM (RxUMK)

493 B.O:I inherited a trillion dollar deficit.
Why the fuck does he get away with saying this.what the fuck was he doing in the senate the previous 2 yrs.shineing shoes.

Posted by: beans at February 09, 2009 09:26 PM (ZeZqL)

494 Eleanor? You sure it wasn't Hillary?

I love how BO™ fell back on the old leftie ash heap of Roosevelt's work programs boosted the economy, when several recent studies of that era have shown for a certainty, it was the war that rebuilt the economy. It is a leftist litmus test question.

Snarkopath... snarkophant?

Posted by: Nightwatch at February 09, 2009 09:26 PM (i8vav)

495 That was pure torture...and his lack of respect for our military disgusts me.

Posted by: '80sBaby at February 09, 2009 09:27 PM (zmiSr)

496

"They had vibrators in 1948?"

Yes, the Russians had a model, the Dildonyev 5000, it took four of Russia's strongest technicians to implement and fifteen Lada sedans to power the mechanism.

Posted by: Senator, Advisor Rev. Dr. E. Buzz Miller at February 09, 2009 09:29 PM (cTHpq)

497 494
B.O:I inherited a trillion dollar deficit.Why the fuck does he get away with saying this.what the fuck was he doing in the senate the previous 2 yrs.shineing shoes.
---taking advantage of the ignorance of America. Monies are always passed through the Congress (opposite of Progress).

Not to mention this country suffering through Roosevelt, LBJ's Great (not!) Society, and Carter / Clinton's policies that gave us the real estate debaucle. Leaving out Chris "Waitress Sandwich" Dodd and Barney "Gay Brothel in my Condo" Frank.

--most of the Dem. leadership should be in Levenworth making little rocks for the rest of their sick lives.

Posted by: Nightwatch at February 09, 2009 09:30 PM (i8vav)

498 "
They had vibrators in 1948?"

They were made by Maytag and called "washing machines".

Posted by: Larry Sheldon at February 09, 2009 09:31 PM (OmeRL)

499 ..Also I suppose, the over 100 million dead from Communism isn't anything to worry about, huh Baracka?

OH LORD, the moron subbing on the local radio station is going on how his speech was like JFK.

I wonder if there are any old mines in Alaska I could buy and move into?

Posted by: Nightwatch at February 09, 2009 09:32 PM (i8vav)

500 499
"
They had vibrators in 1948?"They were made by Maytag and called "washing machines".
Maybe she used one of those belt weight loss things?

Posted by: Nightwatch at February 09, 2009 09:33 PM (i8vav)

501 "Fatah" is actually an acronym...FATA...meaning Fedrally Accessed(?) Tribal Areas of Pakistan...he pronounces it Fatah because he wants to saty consistent...you know, Talle-Bon, PokeSton....

Posted by: Dave in Nebraska at February 09, 2009 09:34 PM (IqIjL)

502 Is Pokemon from Pokeston?

Posted by: Nightwatch at February 09, 2009 09:35 PM (i8vav)

503 BILL O'REILLY: Helen Thomas is the Wicked Witch of the East. If you pour water on her, she'll dissolve!
BERNIE GOLDBERG: Helen Thomas's 15 minutes expired in the Lincoln administration.

Posted by: Barry Popik at February 09, 2009 09:37 PM (j+hp6)

504 No knuckle-cracking heard in the background. Rahm must be pleased with his talking head.

Posted by: Duesa at February 09, 2009 09:37 PM (Srqga)

505 Get a clue, read "The Forgotten Man"

Posted by: Nightwatch at February 09, 2009 09:38 PM (i8vav)

506 493
where the hell did Helen get her outfit, looks like she's been on the road with the Momma's and the Poppa's

Somewhere, a mortician is wondering who the fuck left the corpse naked...

Posted by: CoolCzech at February 09, 2009 09:41 PM (iafWn)

507 Did you hear that?!
Dude just started busting on me out of nowhere!
It was nuts!

Posted by: The Guy "The Banana Boat Song" Is About at February 09, 2009 09:42 PM (Hc34T)

508 The country's being trashed - and we can't stop it.

I was thinking of filing a protest with my taxes this year, but then I realized the non-English-speaking IRS employees wouldn't be able to read it anyway. They'd probably just shitcan it.

Let's see... What's the modern equivalent to a Boston Tea Party?

Posted by: Old Sailor at February 09, 2009 09:42 PM (/Ft4q)

509 Ever notice how liberals and their ideas stick around the halls of Washington like spackle or paste?

Posted by: Nightwatch at February 09, 2009 09:42 PM (i8vav)

510 Its not what you say its only important how you look saying it. That's our freshman culture!... till SHTF then all bets are on the "dumb rednecks"!

Posted by: Indian outlaw at February 09, 2009 09:43 PM (RSRH4)

511 When they take away our value meals and walmart... we'll get our country back in a southern minute!

Posted by: Indian outlaw at February 09, 2009 09:45 PM (RSRH4)

512 Let's see... What's the modern equivalent to a Boston Tea Party?

Reminds me of when Gorby started talking about Peristroika (means "Running out of Barbed Wire" in Russian) -my friends and I were eating pizza and decided to send him the last couple of pieces -book rate. Hey, we're thinkin' of you!

I like sending ham, but maybe my cat's box would be better?

Posted by: Nightwatch at February 09, 2009 09:45 PM (i8vav)

513 just give him a chance, can't you give hope a chance? you're all so heartless (sniffles)

Posted by: obamatron at February 09, 2009 09:46 PM (RxUMK)

514 Who needs to give a chance to someone we already know what he believes?

Sheesh. Education these days.


Posted by: Nightwatch at February 09, 2009 09:48 PM (i8vav)

515 Dick Morris say's he was "impressive" fuck me


Good. One of the few certainties in life is that everything Dick Morris says is wrong.

Posted by: koopy at February 09, 2009 09:50 PM (bL4cA)

516 Hey Ace,

New indicator. We need to start counting the uhhhh's in his speeches.

Higher the count, the greater the BS. They will corrolation will be with whatever he is fibbing about. Then an Uhhh factor graph at the end, and an average with a % BS level of the speech. Biggest lie had to be X, etc.

Posted by: Nightwatch at February 09, 2009 09:50 PM (i8vav)

517 505
No knuckle-cracking heard in the background. Rahm must be pleased with his talking head.
LOL i thought the guy was stuttering to give self time to think of abetter lie.I think now it's casue he forgot what lie rahm gave him.(cracking knuckle sound every time i hear him talk in the future)LOL

Posted by: beans at February 09, 2009 09:51 PM (ZeZqL)

518 Eww, Dick Morris? That guy is a clown.

Maybe we should change the name of POTUS to "UuuuhBama" ?

Posted by: Nightwatch at February 09, 2009 09:52 PM (i8vav)

519 I only said that because Barry promised me a chance to suck Michelle's big toes if I kissed his ass enough.

Posted by: Dick Morris at February 09, 2009 09:53 PM (iafWn)

520 The country needs more farmers!!

Posted by: Indian outlaw at February 09, 2009 09:54 PM (RSRH4)

521 LOL i thought the guy was stuttering to give self time to think of
abetter lie.I think now it's casue he forgot what lie rahm gave
him.(cracking knuckle sound every time i hear him talk in the future)LOL

Well, around here we used to say that the "uuuuh" in someone's speach patterns was like the 8" floppy drive spinning up for the next set of instructions.

Just imagine an old K-Pro drive light popping on every time he does that.

Green Screen Uuuhbama.


Posted by: Nightwatch at February 09, 2009 09:55 PM (i8vav)

522 Uhhh.... I like to suck little toes, too... anyone need their toes sucked?

Posted by: Dick Morris at February 09, 2009 09:55 PM (iafWn)

523 517-518 LOL Dick Morris is an ass clown switch hitter.

Posted by: Indian outlaw at February 09, 2009 09:55 PM (RSRH4)

524 Michelle's big ass? Oh, wait, got that backwards.

Posted by: Nightwatch at February 09, 2009 09:56 PM (i8vav)

525 This should make you all happy. While you've been over here at the Obama love fest, Federal judges just ordered California to throw open the doors on their prisons.

Posted by: RB at February 09, 2009 09:56 PM (ewXBY)

526 ""516
Dick Morris say's he was "impressive" fuck me


Good. One of the few certainties in life is that everything Dick Morris says is wrong.""

Now that is the understatement of the night. Why FNC keeps going to him for punditry is beyond me. I would love to have DICK Morris with me at the track, whoever he picked I would know the opposite is in the money.

Posted by: Sammy316 at February 09, 2009 09:56 PM (p/gF/)

527 Barack "Sir Mixalot" UhhhBama?

Posted by: Nightwatch at February 09, 2009 09:56 PM (i8vav)

528 Night.. google evercleanse... do images. first picture should be spackle and paste....

Posted by: DXRCONSERV at February 09, 2009 09:56 PM (nJYep)

529 Unfortunately the modern equivalent of the Boston Tea Party is blogging, "stern phone calls," and faxing. Oh, and photocopying a teabag and sending it in.

I'm gonna have bad thoughts about you libs! I'm warnin' ya!

If you make the most momentous decision/mistake in the history of the country, I'm gonna call one of your staff peons and give him a piece of my mind! (if I have a minute)

I'm warnin' ya!

Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at February 09, 2009 09:58 PM (PGrdo)

530 I saw that article -10,000 inmates to be set free.

Well, if we send all the illegals in the slam back across the border, we could fix the budget in California. Did you know they get free college education in the joint?

Alaska mines here I come.

Posted by: Nightwatch at February 09, 2009 09:58 PM (i8vav)

531 Every time Morris EVER makes a pronouncement about what will happen next... I take comfort in knowing it probably won't. If Morris ever says the Republicans will win in 2010... it will be the kiss of death.

Posted by: CoolCzech at February 09, 2009 10:00 PM (iafWn)

532

I went through my life searching for truth...and I learned a lot about economic history, what works, what doesn't...

I am shocked that what bullshit we are seeing now has so much incredibly bad economics, that have already been tried, and it's like history never fucking happened.

Oh, but he wears cool sunglasses.


Posted by: Senator, Advisor Rev. Dr. E. Buzz Miller at February 09, 2009 10:00 PM (cTHpq)

533 did someone say teabag?

Posted by: barney frank gay pol. at February 09, 2009 10:02 PM (ZeZqL)

534 You also saw one of Murtha's buddies got raided by the FBI?

'Bout time that pig goes down!

Hey, y'all seen this one?

http://www.zombietime.com/obama_and_the_weather_underground/

Posted by: Nightwatch at February 09, 2009 10:02 PM (i8vav)

535 And yet, 533, the only lesson Barry learned is - incredibly - that tax cuts are a failed economic policy.

The man can't see the forest for the weeds he's smoking.

Posted by: CoolCzech at February 09, 2009 10:02 PM (iafWn)

536 OBAMA plan: one half city Digs holes, while the other half fills the holes. Buy shovels from china. Its all goodtimes.

Posted by: Indian outlaw at February 09, 2009 10:02 PM (RSRH4)

537 I don't see how to send Ace this article about illegals suing a guy for detaining them on his land. The guy has detained, per the Washington Times article, 30,000 illegals and turned them over to our border agents. If anyone knows how and thinks its worthy please forward it to him.
http://tinyurl.com/delwme
Thanks
Dan

Posted by: Dan at February 09, 2009 10:04 PM (ygjiI)

538 Zombietime is a good site to see the absolute filth in California.

Just think of Boxer, Feinstein and Pelosi when you look at the photos he took of some of the events in San Francisco.

(barfs)

Posted by: Nightwatch at February 09, 2009 10:05 PM (i8vav)

539 Dan I'm trying post 512.

Posted by: Indian outlaw at February 09, 2009 10:06 PM (RSRH4)

540 sorry dan 521

Posted by: Indian outlaw at February 09, 2009 10:07 PM (RSRH4)

541 I was driving and had to shut off the radio after just two minutes to avoid crashing into the first car I saw with an Obama sticker. I swear, every single sentence was an outright lie or outrageous distortion.

The real question is, if sanity prevails, will this be the most rapid collapse of an administration without the President having health problems? Are we going to become like Italy in the 70s, with a new administration every week or so?

Posted by: epobirs at February 09, 2009 10:07 PM (huLGw)

542 "Every economist supports this bill." Really?
Except for the Congressional Budget Office!

Posted by: Barry Popik at February 09, 2009 10:10 PM (j+hp6)

543 I'd love to know the conservative economists that agree with Barry.

Posted by: CoolCzech at February 09, 2009 10:11 PM (iafWn)

544 Jee-zus save us, a perfectly awesome episode of Chuck got pre-empted so we could have this love-in, whine-a-thon press conference instead. Man, 3 weeks in office and Teh Obamessiah is already whining in public about how the ee-vil Republicans won't let him save the economy by funding every pork project in the 57 states. The third week already, and we get this spectacle instead of Chuck Bartowski Agent Hottie making the world safe for Buy-Mores everywhere. What's he gonna do in year 3, break into the Super Bowl to have another whinefest?!? John McCain must be sitting at home right now in utter disbelief. Dubya must be sitting at home laughing his ass off. Especially with the Helen Thomas question, the old bat could make Dubya or the press secretary mentally count to 10 when she started up.

This is (politically speaking) going to be the longest 4 years ever.

Posted by: exdem13 at February 09, 2009 10:17 PM (lYKj1)

545 This puppy has been coming along for at least four months now, and probably longer.

First it was, "We'll wait till we're settled in the White House."

Last I heard, it was, "We're waiting till spring so the girls won't have an excuse not to walk it."

Posted by: Alana at February 09, 2009 10:18 PM (JE2zV)

546 New nickname for him over at Althouse: President Snotty McScoldy

Posted by: Thea at February 09, 2009 10:19 PM (N0hv7)

547 We're doomed.

Posted by: lmg at February 09, 2009 10:19 PM (A/vgC)

548 I have an idea for a drinking game. Everytime BHO says ugh or umm hit a shot of your favorite booze. In 5 minutes he'll sound smarter and after that you sleep thru the rest of the speech.

Posted by: Dan at February 09, 2009 10:20 PM (ygjiI)

549 111
If you call now, within the next 20 minutes, because we can't do this
all day, we'll give you double the StimuWow! That's right . . .

hahahaha!

Posted by: Alana at February 09, 2009 10:21 PM (JE2zV)

550 "damn you damn you all to hell.." Chuck now thats a good name for an actor... clint works too,

Posted by: Indian outlaw at February 09, 2009 10:22 PM (RSRH4)

551 I heard mike vic has some dogs available. just sayin..

Posted by: Indian outlaw at February 09, 2009 10:25 PM (RSRH4)

552 Miss me?

Posted by: Dubya at February 09, 2009 10:26 PM (N0hv7)

553 Obama can make jokes about Biden and the media breaks out into raucous laughter. Sarah Palin winks a couple times and she's not fit for office.

Posted by: Dave S at February 09, 2009 10:27 PM (Y9eTk)

554

The modern equivalent to a Boston Tea Party is blogging???

Now we're REALLY doomed.

Posted by: Old Sailor at February 09, 2009 10:28 PM (/Ft4q)

555 Oh yeah, is it me, or does Teh Obamessiah fielding questions sound like William Shatner reading his Star Trek lines off cue cards?

Posted by: exdem13 at February 09, 2009 10:28 PM (lYKj1)

556 553
Miss me?


Posted by: Dubya at February 09, 2009 10:26 PM (N0hv7)

Truly, madly, deeply . . .

Posted by: CB at February 09, 2009 10:30 PM (9Wv2j)

557 Why is it that I saw the presser as an attempt for Obama to act like the Greek god, Apollo, while Tone-Loc's "Wild Thing" played in the background ?

Posted by: Neo at February 09, 2009 10:31 PM (Yozw9)

558 I miss Bush like you can't believe.

Posted by: Thea at February 09, 2009 10:31 PM (N0hv7)

559 Looking around the punditry I'm seeing a lot "Obama was amazing" reviews, even onconservative sites. Seriosuly, how was that anything but a disaster for anyone who wasn't imaginingthemselves playing the prostitutein the lectern from Police Academy as they watched it? Is it that easy to fall for conmen?
*goes to read about Madoff, the Enten, and wealthy Nigerian generals*

Posted by: jarod at February 09, 2009 10:32 PM (A23Gx)

560 for a new tea party we should all dress up like Sam Adams on crack and take pitchforks and torches and march on DC. Dump tons of tea bags on the state house steps. Why the hell not? We don't need to go high-tech mommy's basement on this shit. Let's go Founding Father on these cocksuckers.

Posted by: krukke1 at February 09, 2009 10:33 PM (pSOzi)

561 I'm going to puke.

Posted by: Thea at February 09, 2009 10:33 PM (N0hv7)

562 rule #1: its not what you say, its how you say it. sorry dubya.

Posted by: Indian outlaw at February 09, 2009 10:34 PM (RSRH4)

563 Newsbusters compares this to Bush's first presser


Posted by: Thea at February 09, 2009 10:34 PM (N0hv7)

564 Is it that easy to fall for conmen?

Yes

Posted by: SEC Enforcement Division at February 09, 2009 10:34 PM (B+HYX)

565 oh! we could put tons of tea bags in that water at the National Mall!

Posted by: krukke1 at February 09, 2009 10:34 PM (pSOzi)

566 Funky Cold Medinia---Tone-Loc?

Posted by: Hugh Jass at February 09, 2009 10:35 PM (5EhoF)

567 Screw this, I'm going to the interzone. Wake me up when the nightmare is over.

Posted by: josh at February 09, 2009 10:36 PM (xngBB)

568 no one knows when the last straw is... only that its coming.

Posted by: Indian outlaw at February 09, 2009 10:36 PM (RSRH4)

569 567 Hugh Jass, I was thinkin' Funky Cold Medina, too.

lol

kinda

(btw, I loves me some slublog photoshop!)

Posted by: CB at February 09, 2009 10:37 PM (9Wv2j)

570 "BANKS GOT US INTO THIS MESS"

Does this Turd REALLY believe, "Banks" conspired to give risky loans to dead-beats for Fun and Profit?

Posted by: franksalterego at February 09, 2009 10:43 PM (GKyIE)

571 CB me too. The O just needs a skateboard, and some trashcans to sail over, and all will be good!

Posted by: Hugh Jass at February 09, 2009 10:45 PM (5EhoF)

572 Have you seen this? An actual, official, maybe helpful petition against the present stimulus. Go here: http://nostimulus.com/

Posted by: katya at February 09, 2009 10:48 PM (oRJZj)

573

We gotta do away with the banks and have more government, because it is the answer.

YES!

SIEG HEIL

SIEG HEIL BARRY.


Posted by: Senator, Advisor Rev. Dr. E. Buzz Miller at February 09, 2009 10:48 PM (cTHpq)

574 Katya, I signed that petition . . . seems like forever ago, but probably last week. It would be great if people would forward it to friends and family and encourage people to sign it. Even MM has been linking it.

Posted by: CB at February 09, 2009 10:53 PM (9Wv2j)

575 God almighty, what did the 52% end up doing in the end, they empowered this fool or villain, which sounds better. The election's over, stop harpooning the economy, throw the heart. Even FDR wasn't this clueless, he knew once you got the ball, you had to talk up the economy. How does anyone have any confidence in anything or anyone, that will get any better after this, Add to this the AQ Khan release, the
Saudi parole hearing, the closing of Gitmo, and the retreat on Missile Defense, and the world is very scary indeed, tonight.

Posted by: narciso at February 09, 2009 10:55 PM (9EG7Z)

576 Katya, I signed that petition . . . seems like forever ago, but probably last week. It would be great if people would forward it to friends and family and encourage people to sign it.
I just signed it and sent to a friend who is affectionately known as "the town crier" so it'll get plenty of coverage this week.

Posted by: katya at February 09, 2009 10:55 PM (oRJZj)

577 frank, i agree that was the single most untrue statement of the night. No bank tries to make risky loans - not least of which huge mortgage banks...unless the government plays a role in changing the incentives of the market to make risky loans profitable. Which, of course, is what happened.

Posted by: G-funkadelic at February 09, 2009 10:58 PM (5r0Tz)

578 334
While not actually -- technically -- aroused, Helen Thomas did however instantly recall an orgasm that she had in 1948.

Ahahahaha!

Posted by: Alana at February 09, 2009 10:59 PM (JE2zV)

579 Wow, what a press conference. Besides al lthe contradictions and non-answers and staged questions, it was another "historical" moment. The first man to have a PMS crying jag in front of the world. ":B-b-b-but it was that big old me-e-e-any B-b-b-b-ush that left m-e-e-e- a m-m-m-mess to clean up.. It's just not fair, no other p-p-p-president ever inh-e-e-rited problems,only m-m-m-m-eee." To be fair, he did take a break from the cryingfest to point out we will be destroyed by an asteriod if his supercalafragulisiticixpealadocoush stimulus isn't passed!
And the damn press press being so cold and unfeeling, wouldn't give the little girl a tissue to wipe her tears! Are we sure this asshole started out life as a male?

Posted by: stupid is as stupid does at February 09, 2009 11:00 PM (hphNR)

580 OBAMA = One Big Ass Mistake America

Posted by: stupid is as stupid does at February 09, 2009 11:04 PM (hphNR)

581 summon the meteors!!!!!!!

Posted by: unamerican hate mongering evil libertarian aka e.koenig at February 09, 2009 11:04 PM (2J+Vs)

582 How many disgruntled voters does it take to throw a Boston Tea party?

Send Geinther your blank 1040 with the note attached, "You didn't. Why should we?"

Posted by: Reiver at February 09, 2009 11:05 PM (+Je7m)

583 We are so screwed for the next 4 years.

We could make history by recalling Comrad Obamski. Burris is dutifully keeping his seat warm back in thug town chicago. Hell, Barry can run for Govna now.

Posted by: Bob at February 09, 2009 11:05 PM (cWg6W)

584 8pm-9pm huh boss? Real fucking classy. Next time you want to demagogue us, please do it at 3am in between the Slap-Chop and Sham-WOW commercials.

Fucking zero courtesy for good television from this guy.

Posted by: blankminde at February 09, 2009 11:07 PM (lUrvC)

585 We are so screwed for the next 4 years.
4 years? How many years will it take for us to recover from his mess?

Posted by: katya at February 09, 2009 11:08 PM (oRJZj)

586 571
"BANKS GOT US INTO THIS MESS"Does this Turd REALLY believe, "Banks" conspired to give risky loans to dead-beats for Fun and Profit?

Some people just don't do their homework.

It was Congress (Democrats) that demanded banks change their rules or be punshed by the federal govt. unless they gave loans out to people who could not pay them back, or had a high risk factor -to be fair to the little guy, and buy votes.

Don't you pay attention?

I think we should go to DC dressed like founders, and barf on the capital.

Let some gubmint cheese workers clean it up.

Posted by: Nightwatch at February 09, 2009 11:09 PM (i8vav)

587 Didn't that dumb fuck try to walk thru a window last week?
Yeah, that dickass is soooo intelligent.
BTW, Someone throw that knuckle dragging bitch of his a banana. She makes a hungoverShirley from Whats Happening look attractive by way of comparison.

Posted by: drolmorg at February 09, 2009 11:10 PM (phXJn)

588 @586

Hang on, let me consult my voodoo economists.

Posted by: Barack Obama at February 09, 2009 11:11 PM (lUrvC)

589 I wasn't watching it. Did you see Michelle? What was she wearing?

Posted by: katya at February 09, 2009 11:12 PM (oRJZj)

590 I think you're right, nobody is sure, but the last staw is on the horizon.

Dodd, Frank, Pelosie, Reid, Feinstein, and even Boxer -and especially Kennedy -all need to go to prison.

SICKOFYOURSHIT dot com.. hmm, wonder if its taken?


Posted by: Nightwatch at February 09, 2009 11:12 PM (i8vav)

591 I certainly does look like he is doing everything to incite a riot from the people. Any tips for those of us that can't afford firearms to protect ourselves?

Posted by: road King at February 09, 2009 11:13 PM (hphNR)

592 590
I wasn't watching it. Did you see Michelle? What was she wearing?
Probably another outfit made from the beadspread and curtains from a cheap motel room.

I wonder how Colin of Arabia feels about his endorsement now?

Posted by: Nightwatch at February 09, 2009 11:14 PM (i8vav)

593 456
The reporters will now gather for a rousing rendition of Kumbaya, and thence create a large circle for the media circle jerk.

Ahahahahaha! You guys are killin me!

Sorry.

Posted by: Alana at February 09, 2009 11:14 PM (JE2zV)

594 Do I miss Bush?
Hell, Obama's so bad, he's making me miss Bill Clinton.

Posted by: tsj017 at February 09, 2009 11:16 PM (TV9JE)

595 I watched the video again of Inspector Jacques Hussein Clouseau hitting his head on Marine One. It serves him right for that half-assed salute he gave. What a fucking limp wrist.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 09, 2009 11:18 PM (fWpJD)

596 Dodd, Frank, Pelosie, Reid, Feinstein, and even Boxer -and especially Kennedy -all need to go to prison.
Oh, I wish.
Do I miss Bush?
Hell, Obama's so bad, he's making me miss Bill Clinton.
Shoot, I'm missing Hillary.

Posted by: katya at February 09, 2009 11:18 PM (oRJZj)

597 What's the longest thread on this blog? This one is nearly to 600!

Posted by: katya at February 09, 2009 11:21 PM (oRJZj)

598 Hey, in Russian Burak (beet) is also a slang for "Penis"

heh heh.. Snarky Burak

Posted by: Nightwatch at February 09, 2009 11:23 PM (i8vav)

599 Now y'all, Helen Thomas is 88 years old. I no longer care what she says or does. I'm just impressed with the fact that she is able to get her carcass to these things and sit there somewhat alert, and still wants to. She really has reached "that age."

Posted by: Alana at February 09, 2009 11:24 PM (JE2zV)

600 Ok yes the image is funny, but I also live in a land of midgets named Japan. I duck my head whenever I enter a traditional-sized doorway.

Posted by: Scandi Dirt at February 09, 2009 11:25 PM (8YE3u)

601 Dogs and cats living together.

Posted by: eman at February 09, 2009 11:31 PM (ZsOIJ)

602 601
Ok yes the image is funny, but I also live in a land of midgets named
Japan. I duck my head whenever I enter a traditional-sized doorway.
His head in the main rotor would have been funnier, and on Youtube by now!

Posted by: Nightwatch at February 09, 2009 11:32 PM (i8vav)

603
Looking at that helicopter entry, looks like he should stick with his bicycle. Maybe get an Air Schwinn One.

Hail, Dear Leader

Posted by: billypaintbrush at February 09, 2009 11:40 PM (zvt9W)

604 Have you noticed that if you rearrange the letters in "illegal immigrants" and add just a few more letters, it spells -
FUCK OFF AND GO HOME YOU FREE-LOADING, BENEFIT GRABBING, WHORING, BASTARD PRODUCING, VIOLENT, NON-ENGLISH SPEAKING COCKSUCKERS AND TAKE THOSE HAIRY FACED, SANDAL WEARING, BOMB MAKING, GOAT FUCKING, SMELLY RAG-HEAD BASTARDS WITH YOU.

Posted by: RB at February 09, 2009 11:40 PM (ewXBY)

605 Is
this true, about reporters no longer being allowed to raise hands and
ask questions, but the president goes to a pre-selected list?



Do you mean we are never more going to
have the regular type press conference, where people raise their hands and call
out questions?



This just seems so wrong, somehow. Maybe it was just
different this time, being as how it was in prime time.

Posted by: Alana at February 09, 2009 11:43 PM (JE2zV)

606 Any tips for those of us that can't afford firearms to protect ourselves?

Save up for firearms. And ammo. Ammo is the key.

Posted by: 5th Level Fighter at February 09, 2009 11:43 PM (eavvH)

607 Who cares about this?
I began watching House and there was this delusional idiot babbling--I guessed that he had suffered a recent concusion from hitting the back ofhis head on a low-hung object like a door frame or something similar, and that this had caused a brain hemorrhage that, along with drug-related problems indicated by his moobs, had turned him delusional. (He seemed to think that he was President). But there wasn't a sarcastic doctor with a bum leg calling him an idiot for thinking that the government spending trillions on, well, anything but especially on the bullshit he was spouting off about, was totally insane and that he'd need a frontal lobotomy if they wanted to save his life.
So I watched for 15 minutes, expecting this and waiting for the guy to keel over and start frothing at the mouth (or for one of his aides to have an attack--the good old House false potential patient double-cross opening) but it didn't come. SoI said to hell with it and watched Futurama instead.
Boy, is House ever starting to suck now with the new team and House not doing clinic duty anymore.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 09, 2009 11:44 PM (TpHGM)

608 I certainly does look like he is doing everything to incite a riot from the people. Any tips for those of us that can't afford firearms to protect ourselves?
Posted by: road King
visa, mastercard and discover. i'd recommend an ar15. 2 actually and at least 1500 rounds per gun. might want to pick up a mossberg 500 too if your worried about stupid things like over penetration. on your person at least a 40 cal springfield, sw or glock mid sized frame.

Posted by: unamerican hate mongering evil libertarian aka e.koenig at February 09, 2009 11:51 PM (2J+Vs)

609 Enjoy it now, in about 10 years it'll be all propaganda all the time, 24/7, unless we realize it's always been the bankers in control of the monetary system. The govt won't change until we bring down the Federal Reserve.

Posted by: Duesa at February 10, 2009 12:00 AM (Srqga)

610
I'm curious. Can civilians who are knowledgeable about military affairs and defense issues, but who did not serve in the military, legitimately comment here, in this blog, on military affairs and defense issues ... or are we relegated to the sidelines when the discussion focuses on such topics and expected to STFU and leave the conversation exclusively to soldiers and veterans?

Posted by: anonymous american at February 10, 2009 12:05 AM (9svIJ)

611 #611, no shit. Max out your fucking cards on a good rifle and good pistol then pay them back with inflated "stimulus" bullshit money.

Posted by: SGT Dan at February 10, 2009 12:06 AM (ACq/K)

612 #613, talk all you want. If you're wrong we'll let you know, and if you have questions, ask. I have two years' combat infantry time in Iraq and we have a lot of other specialties represented. What do you want to know?

Besides, this is an Obama propaganda conference thread, what does the .mil have to do with anything?

Posted by: SGT Dan at February 10, 2009 12:08 AM (ACq/K)

613 Can't afford firearms? Never heard of such a thing - must be you don't know where to shop. You can get a decent high-powered boltie very cheaply, and used shotguns for not much more [and a single shot 12 ga, used, may only cost about 50-60$, tops]. And, look, I'm speaking from NY [Schumer-land] where pawn shops don't sell 'em. Just find somebody to take you around, go to auctions, etc.

Posted by: Evil midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight at February 10, 2009 12:12 AM (gIga4)

614 Pretty cool that here in Canada I did not have to miss House for that nonsense.

Posted by: logprof at February 10, 2009 12:18 AM (tjUml)

615 I love this little mission statement about taxes over at the Treas.gov website.

Collecting taxes in a fair and consistent manner is a core mission of
the Treasury Department. Treasury's priorities in tax administration
are enforcing the nation's tax laws fairly and efficiently while
balancing taxpayer service and education to promote voluntary
compliance and reduce taxpayer burden.
That fucking, cock sucking, shit eating, piss drinking, mother fucker geithner will be getting a box of teabags and a nice fuck you letter from me.

Posted by: Ginger at February 10, 2009 12:19 AM (VjELp)

616 1984's president must have Rev Wright in a closet somewhere to put voodoo pins into dolls of those that oppose him. If we don't give the infant what he wants we're all doomed; we will all strave; we will all freeze to death.

I can't stand this sanctimonous cretin.
Just goes to show you the general level of intelligence of the US voter.

Posted by: Thomas Jackson at February 10, 2009 12:20 AM (0Qynq)

617 Pretty cool that here in Canada I did not have to miss House for that nonsense.
You must be on the West Coast, logprof, (thus your online name, I take it) because Global showed a repeat in Ontario. And CTV fucked us out of the new Corner Gas by running it at 8:00 instead of at the usual 9:30 because they wanted to simulcast Big Bang with the U.S. station that switched it to 9:30 because of asshole's "press conference".

Posted by: andycanuck at February 10, 2009 12:26 AM (TpHGM)

618 Helmsman, pilot the Death Star to Earth. It annoys me.

...insert machine made breathing noise here....

Posted by: Darth Vader at February 10, 2009 12:27 AM (3GJoc)

619 Thanks all for watching President Unicorn's suck-a-thon so I didn't have too. Bush will be the scapegoat astheeconomygets worse. I expect the Bush administration to be subjected to show trials that would please Stalin. That will distract the wretched dipshits who voted for this dumbass. Meanwhile our enemies will continue there war against theus knowing that no consequences will come there way. I've been reading Atlas Shrugged. Ayn Rand would be quite familar with today. She already wrote about it back in 1957.

Posted by: Gen. Sherman at February 10, 2009 12:27 AM (blNMI)

620 What's all this talk about teabags? Symbolic gestures are useless. Even the original tea party wasn't merely symbolic - it directly affected the taxation income of the British. Think peoplez!

Posted by: Evil midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight at February 10, 2009 12:28 AM (gIga4)

621 623,

What about tobacco? It would be fitting with the recent tax hike on cigarettes.

Posted by: Ginger at February 10, 2009 12:30 AM (VjELp)

622 What's all this talk about teabags? Symbolic gestures are useless.
But what truly useful, meaningful thing can be done? Besides stockpiling weapons and ammo?

Posted by: katya at February 10, 2009 12:30 AM (oRJZj)

623
Sgt. Dan:

I'm knowledgeable about military affairs and defense issues as a result of employment in which I've had dealings with the military and from employement related to those areas; that I being the case, I wish to participate in discussions addressing military/defense subjects. It's not a question of what I want to know but, rather, of what I do know from my aforesaid employment and other experience. I'd like to be able to express my opinions without getting told by serving soldiers and veterans that I have no business doing so.

Re Besides, this is an Obama propaganda conference thread, what does the .mil have to do with anything?

Eventually, most threads concerning Obama, if they go on long enough, will have comments about the military and the war.

Posted by: anonymous american at February 10, 2009 12:31 AM (9svIJ)

624 I think it was the sausage.

Posted by: george a hormel at February 10, 2009 12:34 AM (3GJoc)

625 #620 andycanuck
Nope, I'm in Central Zone. The station with feed from Rochester (usually same programs as Global) had Obama, but the Global station did not.

I was panicking and feared I may even miss 24.

Posted by: logprof at February 10, 2009 12:34 AM (tjUml)

626 I talk here plenty, and I have no military experience. Nonetheless, I feel a kinship. I always liked the military, and my uncles were in it.

Posted by: Alana at February 10, 2009 12:35 AM (JE2zV)

627 The problem with riots is - that is what they want. Done by their opponents. The better to incarcerate people and crack down in general, and better define which segment of the population is the "enemy." You know, the unpatriotic segment.

Posted by: Alana at February 10, 2009 12:40 AM (JE2zV)

628 Now after scrolling through about 50 of the comments through, I'm glad I watched House instead! I missed nothing.
By the way, I'm from Virginia, and the most dismaying news is the continuing parade of celebrity criminal fools from my home state: Iverson, Vick, Plax, and now Chris Brown. I swear, most of us are commonsensical, law-abidinggentlemen. It's bad enough those carpetbaggers are turning my homeland blue --now this!

Posted by: logprof at February 10, 2009 12:41 AM (tjUml)

629 http://tinyurl.com/5ljndv

Posted by: Biscuiteater at February 10, 2009 12:42 AM (2JF/+)

630 "Eventually, most threads concerning Obama, if they go on long enough, will have comments about the military and the war."

Yes, you're right. This thread only made it to 612 comments before someone brought up "war" and "military" on an Obama "press conference" post. ; )

Posted by: Duesa at February 10, 2009 12:46 AM (Srqga)

631 Fucking zero courtesy for good television from this guy.

Don't forget he tried to preempt the World Series last fall.

Posted by: PA Cat at February 10, 2009 12:46 AM (PGeV7)

632
By the way, I'm from Virginia, and the most
dismaying news is the continuing parade of celebrity criminal fools
from my home state: Iverson, Vick, Plax, and now Chris Brown. I swear,
most of us are commonsensical, law-abidinggentlemen. It's bad enough
those carpetbaggers are turning my homeland blue --now this!

Posted by: logprof

I'm from VA, but which Vick, Michael or Marcus?

BTW, I decided to take Mrs mrcaniac to the bedroom instead of watching the presser, but we only killed two minutes, so we put on QVC and I found these!
http://tinyurl.com/a9vp9g

Posted by: mrcaniac at February 10, 2009 12:52 AM (Rbulg)

633 Here's the deal, he is going to go on national TV for press conferences many times around this time for the next few weeks. This is because he is trying to pump up panic, and push his idiotic policies down our throats with ease. Watch peoples reactions, they will blame the knuckle dragging republicans on this mess. I weep for humanity.

Posted by: josh at February 10, 2009 12:53 AM (xngBB)

634 #635 mrcaniac I had forgotten about Marcus --but then again he screwed up before he even had a chance to be a celeb (save by association).
Apples 'n' tree and all that.

Posted by: logprof at February 10, 2009 01:04 AM (tjUml)

635 >but we only killed two minutes.
OMG

Posted by: sickinmass at February 10, 2009 01:09 AM (/i4dU)

636 My disembodied head gives thanks.

Posted by: Biscuiteater at February 10, 2009 01:16 AM (2JF/+)

637 but we only killed two minutes
Hee. I thought that read, "but we only killed two mimes".

Posted by: katya at February 10, 2009 01:19 AM (oRJZj)

638 When the cameras were turned off, thepress corpspopped open a dozen bottles of Chateau Jonestown 1978 to celebrate.
Think you can refuse to watch The Bumblefuck-in-Chief's TV appearances?
Rahm's been studying how Fidel gets throngs to sit through his 4 hour bloviations.
So, look for jumbotrons to be set up in towns all across America.

Posted by: A Citizen in Sector R, formerly Ohio at February 10, 2009 01:35 AM (fMMKi)

639 Pretty cool that here in Canada I did not have to miss House for that nonsense.

Hulu
Mark Levin was amsuing during the presser, but not as amusing as I had hoped for.

Posted by: Nightwatch at February 10, 2009 01:55 AM (i8vav)

640 My wife is now convinced that I have a mental condition. Last night during the Obamathon, she was in another room working. Periodically, she heard me yell “That’s bullshit!” or “You fucking liar!” (The best was when I came completely and totally unglued over the A-Rod question.) She would stick her head in the room to make sure that I wasn’t hurting myself or anything in the room.

Posted by: Steve L. at February 10, 2009 07:22 AM (Gkhxf)

641 in related news, funding for taller helicopters has been slipped into the stimulus package.

That, or we'll just start sling-loading the geek.

Is it just me, or is Barack Obama more useless than a strip-club comedian?

Posted by: richard mcenroe at February 10, 2009 08:54 AM (aZbxf)

642 What's the deal with the O'man wearing the crash helmet while entering/leaving the helicopter?

Posted by: TwoTonTedd at February 10, 2009 09:42 AM (5Znqo)

643 What's the deal with the O'man wearing the crash helmet while entering/leaving the helicopter?
It's a new child safety law that came into effect in January.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 10, 2009 10:33 AM (TpHGM)

644 lol

Posted by: Alana at February 10, 2009 11:10 AM (JE2zV)

645 I love you guys. It's an honor to be with you while the ship goes down.

Posted by: Alana at February 10, 2009 11:10 AM (JE2zV)

646 It's an honor to be with you while the ship goes down.

Word. Our years in the camps together will be a laugh a minute.

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