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Obama continues the Bush Administration policy The Bush Administration invoked the State Secrets Privilege to refuse providing information to those suing third-parties for their roles in extraordinary renditions.

And Obama concurs.

The case involves five men who claim to have been victims of extraordinary rendition -- including current Guantanamo detainee Binyam Mohamed, another plaintiff in jail in Egypt, one in jail in Morocco, and two now free. They sued a San Jose Boeing subsidiary, Jeppesen Dataplan, accusing the flight-planning company of aiding the CIA in flying them to other countries and secret CIA camps where they were tortured.

A year ago the case was thrown out on the basis of national security, but today the Ninth U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals heard the appeal, brought by the ACLU.

A source inside of the Ninth U.S. District Court tells ABC News that a representative of the Justice Department stood up to say that its position hasn't changed, that new administration stands behind arguments that previous administration made, with no ambiguity at all. The DOJ lawyer said the entire subject matter remains a state secret.

The MSM will defend this-- as they should. But then, they should have defended Bush, too. It is only now when Obama's in office that they feel comfortable being serious and adult about national security.

On the other hand, there's Andrew Sullivan, who is a bit petulant, but still in full swoon.

When you're in love with somebody, even their imperfections seem cute.

Thanks to Gabriel Hussein Malor and Jack Hussein Straw.


Posted by: Ace at 05:01 PM



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1 Reading Sullivan is torture.

Posted by: tachyonshuggy at February 09, 2009 05:06 PM (TXp3z)

2 Ace - why link to the buttpirate...dude is crazier than a shithouse rat

Posted by: Buck Naked at February 09, 2009 05:08 PM (utes0)

3 Hooooooooooope.

Chaaaaaaaaaaaange.

Braaaaaaaaaaaains.

Posted by: BlackCross5 at February 09, 2009 05:11 PM (Fb8JU)

4

The ACLU and the Ninth Circus -  what could possibly go wrong here? I sense yet another ruling being overturned by the US Supreme Court.

 

Posted by: flenser at February 09, 2009 05:13 PM (jABQt)

5

Ahhh, our lovely local ACLU office and the Ninth Circus Court in action. Some love will never die.

This problem could be solved with legislation outlining how enemies of the State from foreign countries have absolutely no rights in our court system. But then, the lawyers who write our laws don't want to decrease their market share of lawsuits. There is good money to be made at the public's expense, safety be damned.

I do wonder when our elected officials will begin to realize that, in order to stop terrorists, we need to begin treating them as the rabid animals they are.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 09, 2009 05:16 PM (ZGhSv)

6 IMPEACH!

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 09, 2009 05:16 PM (CiVat)

7

OBAMA LIED!

MUSLIMS CRIED!

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 09, 2009 05:17 PM (CiVat)

8 This is like suing Rand-McNally for providing a map the police used to bust a drug dealer. Talk about grasping at straws...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at February 09, 2009 05:21 PM (ZGhSv)

9 Damn. Just gave that fucker a hit. Too used to him not being actually linked, I guess. I need a shower, with Lysol and steel wool.

Posted by: bunny boy at February 09, 2009 05:33 PM (YsSn7)

10 #8

Grasping at straws contains numerous billable hours.......... 


Posted by: Techie at February 09, 2009 05:42 PM (906oR)

11

I guess Pat Leahy will have to add this to his "truth commission".

 

WASHINGTON (Reuters) – A U.S. "truth commission" should investigate Bush administration policies including the promotion of war in Iraq, detainee treatment and wiretapping without a warrant, an influential senator proposed on Monday.

Democratic Senator Patrick Leahy, chairman of the Judiciary Committee, urged a commission as a way to heal what he called sharp political divides under former President George W. Bush and to prevent future abuses.

He compared it to other truth commissions, such as one in South Africa that investigated the apartheid era.

"We need to come to a shared understanding of the failures of the recent past," Leahy said in a speech at Georgetown University.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 09, 2009 05:43 PM (1Jaio)

12 When did the link-boycott to Sully end?  I'm pretty sure it was today.  How could you, Ace?

Posted by: james at February 09, 2009 05:44 PM (SxHiA)

13 Andy PowerGlutes  is suffering from a severe case of 'roid rage.   -- no the other 'roids.

Posted by: Fritz at February 09, 2009 05:45 PM (ad8lc)

14

When you're in love with somebody, even their imperfections seem cute seat cum.

The "seem cute" was a typo, wasn't it, Ace?

Posted by: andycanuck at February 09, 2009 05:47 PM (TpHGM)

15 I really don't give a shit HOW terrorists are treated. I say, put them through a meat grinder if it gets info out of them, and maybe even if it doesn't.

What gets me is the sheer hypocritical self-righteousness of this stupid little Chicago thug, that dares throw around the most atrocious accusations against honorable men like Dick Cheney and George Bush... but then turns around and does exactly the same thing, except he doesn't have the balls to authorize what needs to be done in his own name. NO, he exports the terrorists to places that practice the sort of bone crushing, skin flailing, limb and eye destroying torture that little liberal punks on college campuses do NOT volunteer for.

So in fact, HIS policies are the ones that will cause FAR more human misery than EVER was caused by the CIA or Army interrogators under Bush. And yet he congratulates himself for it, saying that forcing the rest of the world to take on this torture on our behalf makes them respect us more.

And his idiot admirers are too star struck (I'd say "pussy struck" is more apt) to see this "policy," and HIM, for what they are.

Posted by: CoolCzech at February 09, 2009 05:58 PM (iafWn)

16 I linked him because i didn't want to quote him... if any rightie blog quotes him, I'll take out the link and link the rightie blog.

Posted by: ace at February 09, 2009 06:14 PM (gEsIJ)

17 Meet the new boss, same as pretty much like the old boss.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at February 09, 2009 06:38 PM (Ygf78)

18 Hey, what else could I do?

Posted by: Barry O at February 09, 2009 06:51 PM (knHvu)

19 I'd like to pour molten gold down their terrorist gullets.

After it cools off I'd take my gold back.

Then I'd like to go bird hunting with Joe, we'd have a blast. heh heh heh

Posted by: Dick Cheney at February 09, 2009 07:37 PM (3GJoc)

20 Hey, I'll need rendition when I start gathering up Rush, Coulter, Boortz, Hannity...

Posted by: B. Hussein Obama at February 09, 2009 07:38 PM (oLULt)

21 A few years ago some flaming douchbags got together on the Imperial Council and legislated that any rebels that my Storm Troopers catch are to be treated humanely.

...insert machine made breathing noise here....

You can see their bleached bones in the cages outside my house. twats....I don't get any lip anymore from those worms.

...insert machine made breathing noise here....

Come by this weekend, my boy Cheney and I are going bird hunting...heh heh heh

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Posted by: Spurwing Plover at February 10, 2009 01:09 AM (GZJmf)

25 Christ, maybe that's our problem.  We've got Vader leading us.  That dude pretty much botched every assignment the Emperor ever gave him.

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at February 10, 2009 02:13 AM (8MuSQ)

26 National security issues aside, what the fuck is up with suing Jeppesen Dataplan?  Why not sue the aircraft manufacturer and whomever supplied the aviation fuel, too?  Oh, and the Wright Brothers' heirs while we're at it!

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