Dorkwads: Is There Anything They Can't Do?

I don't even know how to headline/tease this. Just watch. And listen.

Thanks to Dave in Garfield Ridge. So you know it's fresh.

Posted by: Ace at 06:46 PM

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1 What song is that?

Posted by: ukuleledave at February 05, 2009 06:48 PM (netQx)

2 What song is that?

Teh One's replacement for "Hail to the Chief."

Posted by: PA Cat at February 05, 2009 06:49 PM (PGeV7)

3 good...it is from Star Wars...Darth music

Posted by: t at February 05, 2009 06:50 PM (xSPT9)

4 The Imperial March from Empire Strikes Back and RotJ. Darth's and the Emperor's theme.

Posted by: ace at February 05, 2009 06:52 PM (gEsIJ)

5 This is the Official United Socialist States of America Drum and Bugle Corp playing a tribute to the Anointed One titled "His Magnificence."

Posted by: Fish at February 05, 2009 06:54 PM (CG+cG)

6 It's amazing what you can come up with when girls won't talk to you.

Posted by: BHO at February 05, 2009 06:55 PM (MMC8r)

7 I bet that guy gets so much ass it's incredible.

Posted by: brak at February 05, 2009 06:55 PM (4y9hD)

8 that...was gay...

Posted by: doonuts at February 05, 2009 06:55 PM (+LwrU)

9 The Imperial March from Empire Strikes Back and RotJ. Darth's and the Emperor's theme.

And Cheney's.

Posted by: BHO at February 05, 2009 06:55 PM (MMC8r)

Dave's in the Pentagon. Dave's from Garfield Ridge.

And he got to see visit BSG's set and see Grace Park in her fleshy person.

Bastard.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 05, 2009 06:56 PM (MKFU7)

11 Yes it is gay, and he probably drives a baby blue Prius.

Posted by: Fish at February 05, 2009 06:57 PM (CG+cG)

12 Replacement for Hail to the Chief! Haha.

If you're living in a desert shithole with nothing else to do, forgiven. If you're in the U.S. and diddling theme songs, loser.

Posted by: SXosX at February 05, 2009 06:58 PM (SXosX)

13 Dumber than dog shit.

Posted by: Vic at February 05, 2009 07:02 PM (f6os6)

14 They can't get laid. That's one thing they can't do.

Posted by: ricky at February 05, 2009 07:15 PM (fEu9T)

15 So Garfield Ridge is some kind of retirement home?

Posted by: adamthemad at February 05, 2009 07:16 PM (kIjlp)

16 That's what techno-geeks have to play with in lieu of dicks.

Quite sad, really.

Posted by: CoolCzech at February 05, 2009 07:18 PM (iafWn)

17 Really, I just want to know how they did that. Not having the knowledge already.

Posted by: soulpile at February 05, 2009 07:23 PM (Difyf)

18 I don't know what you fags are talking about; those guys must bathe in pussy juice.

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19 No Nookie for you!

Posted by: Hammer at February 05, 2009 07:33 PM (1kwr2)

20 It's life Jim, but not as we know it.

Posted by: Mister Spock at February 05, 2009 07:34 PM (iafWn)

21 Yeah, but can he play the Star Spangled Bannger on a Full Lace Weave Wig?

Posted by: CoolCzech at February 05, 2009 07:37 PM (iafWn)

22 WTF?

Posted by: the real joe at February 05, 2009 07:40 PM (udP/u)

I lol'd.

And you guys are idiots. There are nerdcore girls out there that would totally let this guy dork them in the squeekhole. I wouldn't go so far as to say this guy gets more tang than an astronaut, but they are definitely out there. Girls like that were the only way I made it through college with any shred of sanity...

Posted by: reason at February 05, 2009 07:42 PM (F26eZ)

24 I'm sure they get more ass than I do with my stuffed animals.

Posted by: Fios at February 05, 2009 07:51 PM (oKlJy)

25 Really, I just want to know how they did that. Not having the knowledge already.

I'm guessing they took apart the hard drive and wired it in a way that let them control the speed it searched for data with. That's just the sound of the disk spinning at different speeds.

....not that I know anything about hard drives, or spinning speeds, or anything....

Posted by: conservativeinthecity at February 05, 2009 08:00 PM (AxoS/)

26 1..So Mary Poppins..So ghey. A spoonful of sugar.

Posted by: sickinmass at February 05, 2009 08:10 PM (/i4dU)

27 I find your lack of tune disturbing.

Posted by: Cerebral Paul Z. at February 05, 2009 08:13 PM (iGDA4)

28 Nerds!

Posted by: Fred Palowakski at February 05, 2009 08:16 PM (PD1tk)

OT:

Snow kills six IN MOROCCO -- that's like in the Sahara freaking Desert.

Global Warming running amok.

Posted by: notropis at February 05, 2009 08:17 PM (iWuql)

30 A new way to thrash your hard drive.

Posted by: Druid at February 05, 2009 08:18 PM (mdr+B)

31 Oops, make that 14, so far.

Posted by: notropis at February 05, 2009 08:18 PM (iWuql)

32 Thats Capt Dorkwad to you.

Posted by: Krazy Kat at February 05, 2009 08:25 PM (K4Zxt)

In the name of Allah, the Gracious, the Merciful,

That was the anciet Persian folk song, from the Islamic Republic of Iran:

Ode to the Goat God of Percepholis,

I have heard it many times around the campfires of Natanz. (Sura 2:29)

Posted by: 72VIRGINS at February 05, 2009 09:00 PM (Qy2mm)

34 that was the stupidest motherfucking thing i ever saw. shame.

Posted by: slackmac at February 05, 2009 09:10 PM (ynL91)

35 That was wonderful! Any girl who doesn't respond positively to that isn't' worth dorking in the squeekhole anyway.

The only downside? These guys absolutely voted for Obama.

Posted by: Kensington at February 05, 2009 09:13 PM (3n0a8)

36 Hmmm

In the old Roman days they were called "Dorkus Maximus".

Evidently a close relative of "Bigus Dickus".

Posted by: memomachine at February 05, 2009 09:17 PM (XNKxF)

37 I think they just voided the warranty.

Oh, and the playing of Dueling Banjos would've been more impressive. Better crackers in that video, too.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at February 05, 2009 09:30 PM (sI5Ho)

38 They told me if we invested all our R & D in incomprehensible data storage technology, we'd have exciting new ways to play music...and they were right!

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41 The "hard drive speaker" is actually really really old. Many years old. IIRC when there was only one Matrix movie they were doing this.

So not only is it dorky, it isn't even new hotness dorky, it's old and busted dorky.

And to make it even more old, they made "cartridge drives" "sing" back in the early 80s.

And jiggle across the floor to block doors. Good times.

Posted by: Merovign at February 06, 2009 02:32 AM (or0jG)

42 Takes me back. I used to play percussive tunes using APL on an IBM 360 mainframe typing to an IBM Selectric terminal. Good times.

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