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Tom Hanks Apologizes for "Un-American" Slur

Eh. I suppose it's nice that a Hollywood liberal set aside his self-righteousness for a moment for some actual introspection.

A spokesperson for the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, Kim Farah, took offense at Hanks's comments, telling FOX News, "Expressing an opinion in a free and democratic society is as American as it gets."

Now, in a exclusive statement to PEOPLE through his representative Leslee Dart, Hanks is softening his stance.

Last week, I labeled members of the Mormon church who supported California's Proposition 8 as "un-American." I believe Proposition 8 is counter to the promise of our Constitution; it is codified discrimination. But everyone has a right to vote their conscience – nothing could be more American. To say members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints who contributed to Proposition 8 are "un-American" creates more division when the time calls for respectful disagreement. No one should use "un- American" lightly or in haste. I did. I should not have.

Sincerely,

Tom Hanks.

Note however he does not apologize for his impulse to demonize a religious minority.

As Rusty at My Pet Jawa noted: "Also un-Amereican? Americans." Who support such measures by around 60-40.

Posted by: Ace at 03:34 PM



Comments

1 He apologized   regretted the use of the term because he got caught.  Pure and simple.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 23, 2009 03:37 PM (kLWtB)

2 Tom's always been one of the more classy Hollywood types.

I'm inclined to believe him.

Posted by: Techie at January 23, 2009 03:38 PM (906oR)

3 Fuck Tom Spanks with a rusty chain saw.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 23, 2009 03:39 PM (1Jaio)

4 Was Tom more or less sincere than Mel Gibson?

Posted by: Penfold at January 23, 2009 03:39 PM (lF2Kk)

5 Hanks. "It is codified discrimination." Stop talking Tom. You only softened your statement because you thought it might cost a few tickets at the box office. Fascist Hollywood preaches at us in every film they make and then feel an obligation to correct us when ever a mic is in the vicinity.

Would it be un-American to stop watching his movies?

Posted by: Locus Ceruleus at January 23, 2009 03:40 PM (e2mBS)

6 Penfold. Great take!

Posted by: Locus Ceruleus at January 23, 2009 03:40 PM (e2mBS)

7
"I think we should count the gays."

-Stuff Neither Jake Tapper nor Tom Cruise Said, Vol 1


Posted by: Darling at January 23, 2009 03:41 PM (k7Adz)

8 What a douchenozzle

Posted by: CB at January 23, 2009 03:41 PM (9Wv2j)

9
He produced "John Adams".  That's good enough for me to give him a pass.

Posted by: Mr. Peabody at January 23, 2009 03:41 PM (EFQfG)

10 I'd have more respect for him if he'd stuck to his guns, so to speak.

If you're gonna be a cocksucker, be an unrepentant cocksucker.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 23, 2009 03:43 PM (InMdt)

11

Problem: he is apologizing for using what is considered by Hollywood to be a conservative slam: "un-American."

He still thinks it, but he is apologizing for 'sounding like one of those fascists.' He’s essentially apologizing for his lack of political correctness.

If he believes that advocating Prop 8 was un-American, he should be allowed to say it, and he should say it, and then we could debate it. There are people and groups I consider to be "un-American" (or more accurately, "anti-American") and I should be allowed to say it.

I don’t want liberals “apologizing” to be PC. That doesn’t help conservatives.

 

Posted by: CJ at January 23, 2009 03:45 PM (9KqcB)

12 Produced John Adams and Band of Brothers. I'll cut him a little slack. Just a little. But frankly, I was never that perturbed by the initial statement. He hasn't been politicizing every single fucking thing he looks at, so he's got that going for him.

Posted by: XBradTC at January 23, 2009 03:46 PM (1eLHw)

13 Incest, bestiality, polygamy, child molestation, statutory rape. All perfectly American acts if we could just end codified discrimination. We should never attempt to say that some things are right and some things are wrong.

Right, Hollywood?

Posted by: t-bird at January 23, 2009 03:46 PM (FcR7P)

14 Why do these Hollywood types have to use a "representative" or "publicist" to speak for them when they have a retraction/divorce or some other "trauma drama" to announce to the world?  Dipshits have the gall their stupid, half-baked thoughts, but when it comes to apologizing, the paid talking head comes out to say "Tom says he sorry"...

Memo to Tom and the rest of Hollywierd - just make your shitty movies and keep your opinions to your fucking selves....

Posted by: Buck Naked at January 23, 2009 03:46 PM (utes0)

15 >>10 I'd have more respect for him if he'd stuck to his guns, so to speak.

I'd have more respect for him if he had applied that same slur to my fellow Californians from the African American and Latino communities who also supported Prop 8 in large numbers.

Posted by: Y-not at January 23, 2009 03:47 PM (P9xCZ)

16 Fuck Tom Hanks.  Fuck him up his stupid ass.

Posted by: hhuummbbeerrtt at January 23, 2009 03:47 PM (f7A+e)

17 It's nice that he apologized but "it is codified discrimination" is such a lame argument. Any law which restricts something is discriminating. The constitution and laws are riddled with discrimination, it's semantics.

Posted by: Rocks at January 23, 2009 03:48 PM (Q1lie)

18 Would it be un-American to stop watching his movies?

As long as there's a bittorrent, there's no reason not to watch any Hollywood product that catches your eye.

Posted by: bgates at January 23, 2009 03:51 PM (69+xi)

19

Ummm, he didn't apologize, he simply withdrew the remarks

An actual aplogy needs an "I apologize" or "I'm sorry" tucked into it somewhere.

Tom Hanks has done some good for our vets and backed some awesome, American stuff (Band of Brothers, John Adams, From the Earth to the Moon)

I'm willing to file this away.  If he says something else stupid again however, he'll have revealed his true colors, which I feel are liberal.  If I had to guess, I'm sure Mr. Hanks bleeds Democrat Blue.

Posted by: catmman at January 23, 2009 03:52 PM (yC6np)

20 I guess he thinks this means "mass boycott averted".

Posted by: Reggie1971 at January 23, 2009 03:52 PM (b68Df)

21 Perhaps someone reminded him of what happened to the Dixie Chicks.

Posted by: Vic at January 23, 2009 03:53 PM (f6os6)

22

Was Tom more or less sincere than Mel Gibson?

Rather, "Was Tom's spokeswoman more or less sincere than Mel Gibson?" And piss on him.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 23, 2009 03:53 PM (5pWa5)

23

If I had to guess, I'm sure Mr. Hanks bleeds Democrat Blue.

 

The clown was a big Clinton supporter. He sucks dead goat balls.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 23, 2009 03:54 PM (1Jaio)

24 Meh.  Its not like he cured cancer, or invented the longer-lasting light bulb.

Posted by: toby928 at January 23, 2009 03:56 PM (PD1tk)

25 At least Tom Hanks is man enough to admit he fucked up.  He's making a proper apology and I respect him for it.

I wish the rest of the pro and anti prop 8 movement had that kind of class.

Posted by: Shill at January 23, 2009 03:58 PM (8jYMc)

26
CAST AWAY sucked.

And his son COLIN can't act.

Posted by: Darwing Plover at January 23, 2009 03:58 PM (k7Adz)

27

I'd have more respect for him if he'd stuck to his guns, so to speak.

I have no problem with him using the term "un-American" if he thinks that. I don't like that he backed down out of political correctness (even more than a fear of losing box office revenue.)

It doesn't serve conservatives to 'win' debates via the left's PC rules.

Posted by: CJ at January 23, 2009 04:00 PM (9KqcB)

28 I apologize Mr. Hanks for watching your movies. You and the fucking balding redhead fucker little Opie shit Ron Howard. Bye, see ya later

Posted by: MikeH at January 23, 2009 04:01 PM (zqzYV)

29 catmman, there's no doubt at all that Hanks is a lefty.  I wish he wasn't, but I also wish other liberals in hollywood acted like Tom.  Tom actually tries to show respect to the military, and he actually tries to admit when he's wrong.

That's something a lot of people on the left just will not do.

Posted by: Shill at January 23, 2009 04:01 PM (8jYMc)

30 Shut up, Buffy.

Posted by: Hildegard at January 23, 2009 04:02 PM (MMC8r)

31 FTHNQ

Posted by: R. Ziskey at January 23, 2009 04:04 PM (LlaBi)

32 Stupid is as stupid does.

Posted by: F. Gump at January 23, 2009 04:05 PM (MMC8r)

33
Speaking of Opie...

I can't believe that he made that piece of shit Frost-Nixon. Or is it Frost/Nixon?

Frost, Nixon?

Whatever. It looks ridiculous. RICH LITTLE does a better job impersonating Nixon than that overrated goon Frank Langella.

Oh, and Benjamin Button? I watched it and it is a mediocre film -- 2.9/5 stars.

Posted by: Darling at January 23, 2009 04:05 PM (k7Adz)

34 He is right that people do have a right to disagree.  If we shot everybody who said something breathtakingly stupid I'd have been shot long time ago. He might have gotten a little carried and way and definitely has moonbat tendencies but even so, let's give the guy a break.  I am assuming his apology was sincere.

Posted by: WalrusRex at January 23, 2009 04:05 PM (DVVXZ)

35

Shut up, Buffy

She was hawt

Posted by: payaso at January 23, 2009 04:06 PM (4h57r)

36
Has he checked into rehab yet?  That's usually step two.  Then rinse and repeat.

Posted by: Dang at January 23, 2009 04:09 PM (Y5LIx)

37 @33, yes, Darling, that's why I add the FUCK OPIE remark. Ronnie H. is a hack director. He gets maybe one great movie out of five.

I'll respect Howard if he ever makes a film about a lib (maybe Clinton) and presents the facts. Never will happen.

Posted by: MikeH at January 23, 2009 04:10 PM (zqzYV)

38 I'm not sorry and I meant my ignorant comment..but, people were not going to see my movies if I didn't give a fakey apoligy. I can't afford to take the hit to my wallet. So..I really am sorry...that I will lose money for making that comment

Posted by: Tom Hanks at January 23, 2009 04:11 PM (hphNR)

39 I'd have more respect for him if he'd stuck to his guns, so to speak.

If you're gonna be a cocksucker, be an unrepentant cocksucker.


Doesn't this belong on a McCain thread?

Posted by: George Orwell at January 23, 2009 04:13 PM (/WLDq)

40

Speaking of Opie...

I can't believe that he made that piece of shit Frost-Nixon. Or is it Frost/Nixon?

Frost, Nixon?

First that douchebag made those piece of shit commercials for the messiah. Fuck I may never watch Andy Griffith again. Then that piece of shit Nixon movie which I didn't and won't watch. Fuck that fuck.

Barney should have taken the bullet out of his pocket and finished that little twat off.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 23, 2009 04:13 PM (1Jaio)

41 Hey Tom?  Apology not accepted jerkoff.  Particularly since you didn't actually apologize.  Or at least not without all kinds of prefatory comments. 

As I ranted over at dpud's the other day, those who claim to speak for me on this issue don't and never will.


Posted by: alexthechick at January 23, 2009 04:17 PM (SHHaV)

42 It's nice that he apologized but "it is codified discrimination" is such a lame argument. Any law which restricts something is discriminating. The constitution and laws are riddled with discrimination, it's semantics.

Here's a better way to frame the argument. Ask the following questions to a gay marriage geek:

Can heterosexuals marry someone of the opposite sex? Yes.
Can homosexuals marry someone of the opposite sex? Yes.
Can homosexuals marry someone of the same sex? No.
Can heterosexuals marry someone of the same sex? No.

Since marriage restrictions applies to everyone equally regardless to sexual orientation, then where is the discrimination?

Posted by: Aaron at January 23, 2009 04:17 PM (gftD1)

43 Dear Tom, dear,dear,dear,dear,dear Tom, amuse us with song,dance and film and we may toss a few coins into your cup.
Do try and not let anything reality based tarnish your amusement factor, it is not an area where you excel.

Posted by: Drider at January 23, 2009 04:24 PM (iw+3p)

44 At least he tried, which is more than most do.  Apology accepted, as far as I'm concerned.

Posted by: oLD gUY at January 23, 2009 04:32 PM (n1yDn)

45

Well since Hanks is throwing around apologies these days, how about a "my bad" for those crap movies "That thing you do" or "Terminal"?

 

"Bonfire of the vanities" sucked too, but I guess the statute of limitations has run out on it.

Posted by: Toad at January 23, 2009 04:37 PM (kOQDM)

46 Elections have consequences even when liberals lose Tom!  You fucking pussy douchebag!  Why doesn't HBO do a documentary on big fucking pusses starring you and your no-talent family.

Posted by: Jim King at January 23, 2009 04:43 PM (ZM2Vo)

47 I'd have more respect for him if he had applied that same slur to my fellow Californians from the African American and Latino communities who also supported Prop 8 in large numbers.

Me, too.  This might be the threadwinner, Y-not!

Posted by: CB at January 23, 2009 04:48 PM (9Wv2j)

48 Whatever you want to call Hanks statement, it's not an apology - there's no expression of contrition.  While Hanks assumes responsibility for his comment, it's a left-handed concession: By prefacing his admission of guilt with "[Proposition 8] is codified discrimination," he overtly implies that Mormons are bigots. So, he backtracks on one explicit pejorative just to render another slightly less patent one.

I'm with TheQuietMan on this one - fuck Tom Hanks with a rusty chain saw.

Posted by: Jazz at January 23, 2009 04:51 PM (hnq5i)

49

That seemed like a stand-up thing on Hanks's part. But notice his qualifier:

when the time calls for respectful disagreement.

I'm guessing that "time" started about 77 hours ago.

Posted by: FireHorse at January 23, 2009 04:57 PM (5KNeJ)

50

I came to the conclusion about 5 years ago that I don't care about anything a Hollywood celeb, best selling novelist, or musician says.  Who cares?  I might as well ask the guy at Rite Aid what he thinks.  I still read their books, watch the movies when I rent them (refuse to pay $10 for a probably piece of junk) and listen to the music.

By the way: having sex with a mermaid... not only un-American, but just plain sick.

Also, wasn't there going to be a Band of Brothers in the Pacific?

Posted by: SalvucciFumbles at January 23, 2009 04:59 PM (GnpfA)

51 The apology is one of Hanks' best performances, after all he IS an actor.

As the late great Barbara Stanwyk once said about Hollywood, "the most important thing in show biz is sincerity--- and when you can fake that, you've got it made."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 23, 2009 05:00 PM (9Cooa)

52

Last week I labled Tom Hank's a douchebag.  I believe Hollywood liberalism is a danger to our Constitution.  It is retarded delusionism.  But everyone has the right to be a douchebag now and again.  Nothing can be more liberal.  To say members of Hollywood who contribute to these liberal delusions are douchebags creates more douchebags when the time calls for less douchebags. No one should use douchebag lightly or in haste.  I did. I probably will again. But not to Tom Hanks

Sincerely,

Me 

Posted by: polynikes at January 23, 2009 05:01 PM (m2CN7)

53 Yet another reason to bittorrent Hollywood to death.

Posted by: EC at January 23, 2009 05:02 PM (iWj1i)

54 I vote for creating more douchebags.

Posted by: Winston at January 23, 2009 05:09 PM (FggW0)

55 I could care less what the Tinsel types have to say.  There are beneath contempt for the most part.  Hanks has shown his colors and his moral compass.  Disagree with him and your "unAmerican."  Guess its time to book the bathouse or move to San Francisco.

Posted by: Thomas Jackson at January 23, 2009 05:25 PM (0Qynq)

56

Next up...."A chill wind".  Fuck him again.

I would love to motorboast his wifes tits.

Posted by: R. Ziskey at January 23, 2009 05:29 PM (LlaBi)

57 HEY TOM!  At least I'm consistent.  Same response as before; FUCK YOU!

Posted by: GarandFan at January 23, 2009 05:32 PM (237hA)

58 Hollywood loves this crap.

Posted by: ford at January 23, 2009 05:33 PM (Ki7fm)

59 He put a taint on Band Of Brothers and From The Earth To The Moon for me, but at least Hanks half-heartedly tried to walk the cat back. That's more credit than you can give most Hollywood liberal's. He spewed off at the mouth before realizing which side of his bread is buttered.

Posted by: Blazer at January 23, 2009 05:40 PM (e2Izk)

60 And then Hanks said the damndest thing: "hey Bubba"

Posted by: kbdabear at January 23, 2009 05:41 PM (miw86)

61 Doesn't this belong on a McCain thread?

Heh.

I'm just trying to keep the juices flowing.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 23, 2009 05:51 PM (InMdt)

62

Since when is being un-American in California an insult?

I thought they loved un-Americans (they love to give them licenses and health care, anyway).

Posted by: Michael at January 23, 2009 05:59 PM (siOQ7)

63 I think he was worried about losing the three Mormons who actually bothered watching BIG LOVE.

Posted by: sulla at January 23, 2009 06:04 PM (Y4/VY)

64 At least he didn't use the typical liberal formulation, "IF anyone was (stupid enough to be ) offended, I'm sorry (they're so stupid)."

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 23, 2009 06:39 PM (iafWn)

65 Good one, CoolCzech!

Posted by: CB at January 23, 2009 06:50 PM (9Wv2j)

66

He said un-American but he meant "un-Hollywood".  Actors learn to immerse themselves a fictional reality, but then many of them are not able to find their way back to the real reality where we live.

And they like it there, since one of the "features" of the fictional reality you could call "HollyWorld" is that there, actors are smart, and normal people spend countless hours caring about what they think about stuff.  Even those that do come back from "HollyWorld" can still suffer frequent flashbacks into this delusional thinking.

Posted by: sherlock at January 23, 2009 06:55 PM (ZrS0c)

67 Fuck you Tom. Just hop the next privately chartered jet out of Van Nuys and join the rest of the real Americans at the next Hugo Chávez meet and greet.

Worthless sack of horseshit.

Posted by: 13times at January 23, 2009 07:11 PM (c8c9Q)

68 Tom's entitled to his opinion.  Too bad for him, but so are the rest of California's voters.   

Maybe he could drop the next movie script for a half hour and go read the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution.  There's a bit in there about government deriving its just powers with the consent of the governed that a whole lot of buttnozzles don't understand.  That's governed, not actors or politicians or judges.




Posted by: MarkD at January 23, 2009 07:18 PM (qZFLO)

69

He did say he should not have done that.

It ain't an 'if you were offended I apologize for that' non-apology.

 

And Frost/Nixon?  A movie that 'nails Nixon' based on broadcasted interviews that didn't nail Nixon?

Ummm, right.

Posted by: Mikey NTH at January 23, 2009 07:20 PM (TUWci)

70

Marriage isn't un-American. What's un-American is a tiny handful of judges forcing their personal opinions on millions of unconsenting Americans and calling it "law". It's a disgrace that citizens of 30 states have been forced to defend their right to govern themselves against the Constitutional Crime Wave of out-of-control judiciaries.

Posted by: Noel at January 23, 2009 07:27 PM (4gHqM)

71

Why can't someone that excels at speaking, writing, filming, communicating  actually think about what he wants to say, write, film, communicate before he actually speaks, writes, films, communicates? These guys are supposedly experts at communicating. How is it then that they come off sounding like idiots?

If you do not know the answer, here is a clue. They are knuckleheads. (I've been waiting to use this word on a blog for quite a while now. Thank you, liberal idiots, for giving me the opportunity to use it.)

You would think that many of these Hollywood celebrities would look around and notice that this actor stuck his foot in his mouth big time, or this film producer made an ass out of himself, or this actress screwed up, and so they would say to themselves, "Maybe I ought to keep my trap shut, so I do not come off sounding like a complete ass."

Of course, if I think that some Hollywood type is actually going to restrain himself, I am a bigger idiot than they are.

Posted by: Harry at January 23, 2009 08:07 PM (RxSlU)

72

These guys are supposedly experts at communicating. How is it then that they come off sounding like idiots?

Maybe because all of their "communicating" involves nothing more than regurgitating words that someone else wrote in a manner that someone else instructs them?

I never really understood why movie studios didn't just focus on training monkeys to wear pants.  They're born with the same skillset, work for next to nothing, and have no interest in unionizing.

Posted by: VJay at January 23, 2009 09:05 PM (k87Wm)

73

Actor= stands where they're told, reads ohters words.

Asshole off the set= says stupid shit

Spokesman= issues non-apologizes for said assholes.

Funny how they can't seem to read what their agent writes for the spokesman. Can they only read Producer/Editor lines?

We're supposed to eat this overpriced turd at the box office?...I don't think so...BTW I'll never forgive him for ripping off  "That Thing You Do". 

Posted by: hutch1200 at January 23, 2009 09:08 PM (9aAKh)

74 Why is the simpsons such a money maker? Cartoon with voices of people you'd never recognize on the street. Hence less ego, and sense of self importance. Steady gig though.

Posted by: hutch1200 at January 23, 2009 09:10 PM (9aAKh)

75

Actors were once banned from being buried in sacred ground. No morals, no self-censors, no self-goverance, they are hedonistic poorly educated narcissists. The church was right -cast them out.

 

 

Posted by: Cassandra at January 23, 2009 09:53 PM (ScysQ)

76

I read Tom Hanks as conflicted in a deep way. I like him, I think he's a good actor and good dude in general.

Seriously, have you seen, "Bachelor Party?"

Posted by: ErikW at January 23, 2009 09:56 PM (hKtiw)

77

The church was right -cast them out.

Catholic?

 

Posted by: ErikW at January 23, 2009 10:03 PM (hKtiw)

78 No,  protestant, actually.

Posted by: Cassandra at January 23, 2009 10:12 PM (ScysQ)

79 R. Zizkey (#31),

I assume "FTHNQ" does not mean what I think it means, which is "F*** Tom Hanks' Nether Quarters."

Posted by: Liz Lemon at January 23, 2009 10:20 PM (tQYIw)

80 Yet more proof that Fame does not equal Wisdom. When he starts expostulating on politics, I just see the guy from "Bosom Buddies" wearing a dress, a wig and bad makeup.

Come to think of it, that's how I see most politicians, too, but that's another story...

Posted by: Drumwaster at January 23, 2009 10:21 PM (Ymor3)

81 So the majority of Americans are un-American?  Makes sense.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 23, 2009 10:22 PM (Ygf78)

82

Actors were once banned from being buried in sacred ground. No morals, no self-censors, no self-goverance, they are hedonistic poorly educated narcissists. The church was right -cast them out.

Really? I work with a self proclaimed Atheist and I pray for him. Cast them out? That's not Christ-like.

Posted by: ErikW at January 23, 2009 11:08 PM (hKtiw)

83 through his representative Leslee Da. . .

He's Tom Fucking Hanks, there would be a satelite crew there in an instant if HE was apologizing, but it's MUCH easier for insincere fucks to have other people offer up their insincere apologies, than actually do it yourself.

His REP? apologized?  I don't know about you guys, but I get PISSED! when other people apologize for me.  Sometimes it happens simply because I'm absent, but it's offered with a caveat, this wasn't.

His rep KNEW.  Well, Is tom to busy?  What is he too busy with?  filming a movie, where there are camera's all around him that absolutely refuse to film him DEMONSTRATING sincerity? or is it just that he said to himself "Oh fuck I told the truth about my own bigoted self, so I better send out my over paid, underappreciated publicist, and "representative" who will be fired at the first "glitch" in communications, if it doesn't poll well?

Say it yourself, MAN.

Otherwise, you're a pussy.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at January 24, 2009 12:02 AM (ul7te)

84 Thanks, Tom. I was really worried about what you thought of me. I couldn't get out of bed today. At least that's what I told my boss.

Posted by: PJ at January 24, 2009 12:20 AM (fyFnu)

85

At least he recanted. That's more than we get from any other "Famous Liberal".

I know, I know, "settling for less", right, right...sorry...

Posted by: EvilMonk at January 24, 2009 02:20 AM (bQsra)

86 A century ago actors were whores who needed to make some extra money. Today, they no longer need the money.

Posted by: Aaron at January 24, 2009 03:07 AM (gftD1)

87 The last good thing Tom Hanks did was "Bosom Buddies" and Peter Scolari carried him.

Posted by: Aaron at January 24, 2009 03:11 AM (gftD1)

88 "in a exclusive statement"

lol, People Mag or Hank's spokesperson

talk about "exclusive" with bad grammer

Posted by: maverick muse at January 24, 2009 08:08 AM (F1b/5)

89

Sgt Horvak: Captain Miller, Captain Miller, 

(dazed, Tom Hanks comes to his senses)

Captain Miller:  Sagrent Horvac, get that statement off the beach!

Sgt Horvak: But sir,

Captain Miller:  NNNOOWW, sargent, you stay here, you're a dead man!

 

Posted by: 7HEAVENS at January 24, 2009 12:02 PM (lJ5bt)

90 Also note he doesn't bother to actually affix blame to the people most responsible for the passage of proposition 8: blacks and hispanics. Gotta kick those Mormons!

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 24, 2009 01:12 PM (PQY7w)

91

#72 VJay:

Studios used to be like that, when the studios ran things.  To quote Sam Goldwyn:

"Pictures are for entertainment, messages should be delivered by Western Union."

Posted by: Mikey NTH at January 24, 2009 04:06 PM (TUWci)

92 Yeah, he "apologized" through a spokesman for bad manners in how he called the rest of us bigots. Yeah, fuck him. So what?

If we can't start talking about this issue in substantive terms - what makes marriage qualitatively different from same sex relationships, threesomes (surely there must be a few that have lasted), or whatever, marriage will end up being redefined anyway.

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