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| Whence the First Lady's Dress?As I said-- "Who shot the curtains?" ![]() CommentsPosted by: Darling at January 21, 2009 07:13 PM (r3fh1) 2
As a lifelong Democrat, I have to admit I have grown tired of stupid McChimpyHussein and his puppet master Darth Hairplugs and their Wars against innocent people.
Just yesterday the Fascist rounded up a Million Innocent Civilians in Freezing Cold and subjected them to the infamous unbearable torture called "Aretha Franklin". That man is a WAR CRIMINAL and should be arrested immidiately! Posted by: Lifelong Democrat at January 21, 2009 07:14 PM (FCueG) Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 21, 2009 07:14 PM (InMdt) 4
When the dog bites
When the bee stings When I'm feeeel-ing saaaaaad I simply remember my favourite things And then I don't feeeeeeeeeeeeel soooooooo baaaaaaaad Except Julie Andrews was attractive. Posted by: Waterhouse at January 21, 2009 07:15 PM (loEcU) 5
Is it me, or does he look like a little boy playing in his father's office? I don't understand why a lot of people think he looks Presidential.
Posted by: Ginger at January 21, 2009 07:17 PM (bThRJ) 6
Did they just staple the Klingon back up into the curtains?
Posted by: Dan at January 21, 2009 07:18 PM (53iqM) 7
I was also thinking that desk ain't gonna get too much messier in the next few years. Remeber all the jibes about Bush being a "Hands-off" manager, like that was the sure sign of cretinism? Ain't seen nothin' yet! Now we're gonna find out that leadership is really all about talking out your ass a lot. Posted by: sherlock at January 21, 2009 07:18 PM (jdXw+) 8
Ok when you think about it it would be handy to have a few Klingons hiding in the curtains in case an assassin gets through the layers of security.
Posted by: Scandi Dirt at January 21, 2009 07:22 PM (x47Ed) 9
I have about a hundred "Star Trek" quotes that come to mind for that pic.
Posted by: Dan at January 21, 2009 07:22 PM (53iqM) 10
Nice shiny desk for the One to gaze upon his magnificent reflection.
Oh and those curtains should have stayed in the 70s. Posted by: brak at January 21, 2009 07:23 PM (pW9Ew) Posted by: notropis at January 21, 2009 07:24 PM (Q/yna) 12
I was watching this program on National Geographic channel the other night about Air Force 1 and they were following W around on his trip to Africa a couple of years back and showing the huge amount of logistical work that goes into making a trip like that come off. And I was thinking about how fuckin' neat it would be to ride on AF1 and how even neater it would be to have it at your disposal 24/7 and then I had the following thought.........I can't imagine BHO even looking for a minute like he belongs there. What a miniature figurine 52% of our countrymen have put into this position that would appear to require an awesome human being.
Posted by: pendejo grande at January 21, 2009 07:24 PM (VswJt) 13
You just fucking know he's on the line with nobody, or his dealer.
Posted by: Toad at January 21, 2009 07:25 PM (f0pIy) 14
I am humbled by the site of this Great Man facing his Great Challenges in his Great Way.
Oh, wait, no I'm not. Posted by: Scout at January 21, 2009 07:25 PM (4DIx7) Posted by: booter at January 21, 2009 07:26 PM (eimUK) 16
"Hey Bill. How's it going? Can you babysit this Friday?"
Posted by: El Kabong at January 21, 2009 07:27 PM (41KxF) 17
If Obama being *selected* to head the Harvard Law Review was the main reason for his book deal, shouldn't we ask why that it's such a big deal? I mean, so what? Almost a quarter-century before Obama was given his position at HLR, Thurgood Marshal was appointed the first black Supreme Court Justice in 1967. A black man heading the Harvard Law Review in 1990 was really no big shakes, if you think about it. Posted by: Darling at January 21, 2009 07:27 PM (r3fh1) 18
I'll admit, I was a bit bothered by the slams on Her Highness yesterday. Now? Not so much. Good lord that's hilarious.
Posted by: alexthechick at January 21, 2009 07:28 PM (GY1/+) Posted by: Methos at January 21, 2009 07:29 PM (LqLye) 20
There's not enough fabric on that wall to cover that ass. They must have made the curtains from remnants.
Posted by: nickless at January 21, 2009 07:29 PM (MMC8r) 21
Obviuosly he's on the phone with Citibank explaining why a certain customer's car shouldn't be repo'd.
Posted by: Waterhouse at January 21, 2009 07:30 PM (loEcU) 22
I see he has a phone and his box of crack on the desk, I guess he's set to roll.
Posted by: RB at January 21, 2009 07:30 PM (ewXBY) 23
I can't decide whether to laugh or cry.
I really, really, really hate seeing him at that desk, and I hate even more that the klingon lives in the White House now. Posted by: AngelEm at January 21, 2009 07:30 PM (tbIup) 24
If you can read the Klein's first paragraph without getting sick, then you must be with the cult. Seriously, the media has pretty much passed the point of being able to be parodied.
Posted by: bunny boy at January 21, 2009 07:31 PM (YsSn7) Posted by: Darling at January 21, 2009 07:31 PM (r3fh1) 26
I heard that he showed up for his first day of work (insert your own joke here) at 8:35. Isn't that a little later than most presidents used to or was it just because it was his first day? Maybe he's going to have banker hours.
Posted by: Jo at January 21, 2009 07:31 PM (oq7Qg) Posted by: e.koenig at January 21, 2009 07:32 PM (2J+Vs) 28
Ginger, Scout, sorry, I really should read the comments first.
Posted by: Methos at January 21, 2009 07:33 PM (LqLye) 29
If you look closely you can see two hands up the back of Obama's shirt -- one hand is Ayers', and the other hand is Soros'. Posted by: Darling at January 21, 2009 07:33 PM (r3fh1) 30
Well now we know where they got the tranny housecoat material...remnants
Posted by: t at January 21, 2009 07:33 PM (xSPT9) Posted by: scrood at January 21, 2009 07:35 PM (1dOyI) 32
Heaping lot of nothing in that fancy office.
Posted by: torabora at January 21, 2009 07:35 PM (kR0LH) 33
Do you guys think he can shoulder the burden of Presidency? I am betting he cries for mommy before the first month is over.
Posted by: Tushar at January 21, 2009 07:36 PM (PTWes) 34
Hey Vera, bring your fabulous black ass back from that island Rahm sent you to.
Posted by: Dantana at January 21, 2009 07:37 PM (zoVA8) 35
Jo, we wouldn't want him to miss his valuable workout time. And he was up late last night for some reason that I'm sure was vital to the nation.
I'm curious when he took the couple of hours off in the middle of the day "just to contemplate things," as he indicated was important during the campaign. Posted by: Methos at January 21, 2009 07:37 PM (LqLye) 36
It should be smooth sailing for Obama -- he's got no opposition. Speaking of opposition, what the heck is going on with the leadership of the RNC? What the fuck are they waiting for? And why aren't our GOP leaders -- McConnell and Boehner on tv telling the American people about the alternative to all this Obama bullshit? Posted by: Darling at January 21, 2009 07:39 PM (r3fh1) 37
Is this like the Where's Waldo game? Where's Michelle? I give up...where's she at? Take a second look at the desk. Notice the ass crack? Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 21, 2009 07:40 PM (XUAzl) 38
I'm curious when he took the couple of hours off in the middle of the
day "just to contemplate things," as he indicated was important during
the campaign.
Probably when the first bump of coke wore off and he needed another.... Posted by: Jo at January 21, 2009 07:41 PM (oq7Qg) 39
Definitely talking to his mommy, err, his grand mummy, err, auntie,that's it, he's taking to his auntie.
Posted by: Druid at January 21, 2009 07:41 PM (mdr+B) 40
BO- "Hello?" Creepy Voice on the Phone- "Ffffffour yearsssssss" *Obama hangs up the phone in a panicked sweat* *Palin hangs up on the other end, giggling* Posted by: El Kabong at January 21, 2009 07:42 PM (41KxF) Posted by: g at January 21, 2009 07:42 PM (FAYNo) 42
20 There's not enough fabric on that wall to cover that ass. They must have made the curtains from remnants. Or maybe she took a cue from Carol Burnett -- at least she removed the rod... http://tinyurl.com/6yckew
Posted by: mbo213 at January 21, 2009 07:43 PM (pMXh/) 43
What a joke. Every whore, scam artist, and emotional nutcase out there loves this fucking asshole. The whole world can fuck themselves.
Posted by: mossback at January 21, 2009 07:44 PM (in8Vs) 44
Those binders are all still facing the same way the prop guy dropped them.
That's not how to look studious, new kid. Posted by: EVXuq at January 21, 2009 07:45 PM (Hc34T) Posted by: SlaveDog at January 21, 2009 07:45 PM (Dn0LG) Posted by: ActualAuthor at January 21, 2009 07:46 PM (lsiux) Posted by: kbdabear at January 21, 2009 07:47 PM (miw86) 48
Chellie-Chelle obviously read Scarlett Rules: When Life Gives You [Gold] Velvet Curtains, Make a [Gold] Velvet Dress.
Caller: Dude, where's my car? President: Not so much. Posted by: nutmegory at January 21, 2009 07:47 PM (2bYlb) 49
Breaking: Obama takes oath of office again
Posted by: Dave in PB at January 21, 2009 07:49 PM (CTSya) Posted by: Dan at January 21, 2009 07:50 PM (53iqM) 51
You've all got it backwards. They made those drapes last night using only the material from Mrs. O's inauguration tent dress, and yes, there was plenty of material left over. Posted by: Sharkman at January 21, 2009 07:51 PM (69J41) 52
So this is random and all, but how much of the White House staff
remains? Does the mighty O have the same secretary as the dastardly
W? Pages? Butler?
Posted by: Scout at January 21, 2009 07:51 PM (4DIx7) 53
FNC is indicating that the Oath was administered again this afternoon after yesterday's flub
Posted by: Dave in PB at January 21, 2009 07:52 PM (CTSya) 54
Damn it, mbo213, you beat me to it. I was searching for a pic to suggest a little Slu-shop.
Posted by: MamaAJ at January 21, 2009 07:52 PM (X6Zdh) Posted by: Anachronda at January 21, 2009 07:54 PM (3K4hn) 56
"Please insert another dollar fifty to continue your call."
Posted by: jaleach at January 21, 2009 07:54 PM (gHrZU) 57
Re-sworn in because one word was out of place yet they didn't bother to check his real birth certificate before he took the oath the first time....
Posted by: Jo at January 21, 2009 07:55 PM (oq7Qg) 58
And why aren't our GOP leaders -- McConnell and Boehner on tv telling the American people about the alternative to all this Obama bullshit? MSM: That evil motherfucker in the White House is gone. We don't have to put Republicans on television anymore. Welcome to the Age of Barry. Posted by: jaleach at January 21, 2009 07:56 PM (gHrZU) Posted by: turtle at January 21, 2009 07:56 PM (sZPLX) Posted by: Penn State Marine at January 21, 2009 07:57 PM (dMRd0) 61
You catty bitch!
Posted by: seattle slough at January 21, 2009 07:57 PM (H5l9d) 62
So, then, this starts his second term, right?
Posted by: nickless at January 21, 2009 07:58 PM (MMC8r) 63
Coming soon: Obama tries to claim a "mulligan"on talks with Iran foreign minister after first set of negotiations ends in the middle east being turned into a nuclear desert. Obama says, "What? I don't get a do-over? What the fuck?"
Posted by: Scout at January 21, 2009 07:58 PM (4DIx7) 64
Everyday is going to be fucking inauguration day for Obama!
Posted by: Long Island at January 21, 2009 07:58 PM (XHzEP) 65
Maybe he's ordering lunch.
I'd yeah....uhhh....ummm like the uhhh....ummm. let's see...hang on now.....uhhh....the thing with the bread or no....uhhhh.....ummm........... Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 21, 2009 08:00 PM (XUAzl) 66
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMFFFFFFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!! The Flags in the OVAL Officxe have Fringe!!!! THE FLAGS HAVE FRINGE!!!! Don't you know what that means? Don't You?!?111!!!! Flags with fringe are for military purposes. Barack is setting himself up as a dictator on Day 1. OMG!!!!!!!! ~ cough ~ it's going to be a fun Kos-esque 4 years Posted by: BumperStickerist at January 21, 2009 08:00 PM (MKFU7) 67
Yeah, that's just the thing... I don't think she looked awful but Michelle Obama paid 1500 bucks for that dress (well not her, but you get the idea). It reminds me of a great Albert Collins song Master Charge:
She had $200 dresses
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 21, 2009 08:00 PM (PQY7w) 68
64.
"I've got you, babe (duh duh, duh duh, duh duh) I've got you, babe. Cue Bill Murray. And the fucking horsemen of the Apocalypse. Posted by: Dan at January 21, 2009 08:00 PM (53iqM) 69
"Michelle...it's Barry...yea, I be in the Oval Office...this desk is kind of big...can I call Bill and the Rev?...can I pull out my crayons and coloring book?...Will you bring me milk an cookies like you use to do for me back home?"
Posted by: Buck Naked - Pron Star at January 21, 2009 08:01 PM (utes0) 70
You think that's bad. Just imagine the airheads in Congress... the Republican <strike>airheads</strike> shit-for-brains that voted for that ass's ass: Hillary...
(save 2) Posted by: Old Sailor at January 21, 2009 08:02 PM (/Ft4q) 71
So, since his first swearing in was 'invalid' doesn't that mean Joe Biden was President for 24 hours? Try sleeping tonight and thinking that over. BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Posted by: El Kabong at January 21, 2009 08:02 PM (41KxF) 72
BO- Hello?
Satan-Barry? That you? BO-Yes, Lord of Darkness, it's me. Satan- Remember the deal, I got you in this office now you owe me a soul BO- I'll send Joe over right away. Posted by: Jubal Anderson Early at January 21, 2009 08:03 PM (krKUp) 73
With Obama we can finally live in peace with the Predator race. As long as they let go of their grip.
Posted by: Fios at January 21, 2009 08:03 PM (oKlJy) 74
well fuck us bill oreilly just declared himself paul revere....now i can finally sleep at night.
Posted by: e.koenig at January 21, 2009 08:05 PM (2J+Vs) 75
With Obama we can finally live in peace with the Predator race.
That's just a little unfair. Michelle doesn't wear dreadlocks. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 21, 2009 08:05 PM (InMdt) 76
Yes, even his phone has a teleprompter. Posted by: El Kabong at January 21, 2009 08:06 PM (41KxF) 77
OK, so now we saw the origins of Ma Belle's daytime outfit. What about last night's number? Aren't cameras allowed in the WH john?
Posted by: Y-not at January 21, 2009 08:06 PM (P9xCZ) Posted by: Buck Naked - Pron Star at January 21, 2009 08:06 PM (utes0) 79
Everyday is going to be fucking inauguration day for Obama! It's true. It will be a presidency of firsts. In September, we will be celebrating the first black president's 275th day in office. Tomorrow is the first black president's Thursday in office. February 2nd will be the first black presiden't Super Bowl in office. Posted by: Darling at January 21, 2009 08:07 PM (r3fh1) 80
No bigger than Hillary's Thunder Thighs, #78.
Posted by: Old Sailor at January 21, 2009 08:08 PM (/Ft4q) 81
well fuck us bill oreilly just declared himself paul revere....now i can finally sleep at night.
What a dumbass. If he had a brain he'd declare himself Zorro. And everybody knows it. Posted by: SlaveDog at January 21, 2009 08:09 PM (Dn0LG) Posted by: Sexpert at January 21, 2009 08:10 PM (/Ft4q) 83
Dang they do look like her dress! She has horrible taste in clothing. Even that dress she had on a the C-in-C ball looked like it was made from somebody's curtains. And let's not mention that Flintstone's vintage shoulder strap. What I'm hating is that the MSM are trying to make her into some fashion goddess. But if the not-ghey guys notice that the dress is ugly, a girl needs to get help. Posted by: baldilocks at January 21, 2009 08:11 PM (SDAu2) 84
HAVANA
(AP) - Fidel Castro watched the U.S. inauguration on television and
said Wednesday that Barack Obama seems "like a man who is absolutely
sincere," Argentina's president said after meeting with the ailing
Cuban icon. "Fidel believes in Obama," Cristina Fernandez said.
And why not? Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 21, 2009 08:11 PM (XUAzl) 85
Jesus that is the most staged looking photo since the last staged photo of him and the one before that and the one before that and... An empty desk in the Oval Office doesn't reassure me in the least about this man. p.s. I think the curtains are much prettier than her dress was. And, OMG did you see her ball gown? Hillbuzz has a hilarious take on it. Posted by: ParanoidInSeattle at January 21, 2009 08:11 PM (AJ4xq) Posted by: nutmegory at January 21, 2009 08:12 PM (2bYlb) 87
I'm sure chrissy matthews was calling to hear that sweet sexy voice.
Posted by: Ginger at January 21, 2009 08:13 PM (bThRJ) 88
72 BO- Hello?
Satan-Barry? That you? Close. But this is closer Oh, and did anyone else notice that Zorg is wearing Michelle's gold jacket? Posted by: Y-not at January 21, 2009 08:13 PM (P9xCZ) 89
You know what is driving me nuts ... Michelle Obama is not an attractive woman. I am not catty. It is just the way it is. She is hulky and most of her clothes look odd on her. Not to dis another first lady but Michelle is a younger, black body shape of Barbara Bush. No one ran around saying how beautiful Mrs Bush was.
Everywhere I turn Michelle my belle is being shoved down my throat as soooo fashion forward. In the age Obama ugly is pretty when our better tell us so. The woman should never wear a dress. She is bow legged with cankles or bowkles. Posted by: Long Island at January 21, 2009 08:14 PM (XHzEP) 90
Long Island: it's her personality.
Posted by: baldilocks at January 21, 2009 08:16 PM (SDAu2) 91
"Damn, this President thing his harder than I thought. Where's the eject button?"
Posted by: El Kabong at January 21, 2009 08:16 PM (41KxF) 92
Uh'bama called Mahmoud Abbas before he called Ehud Olmert. The fact that this came out means that Obama wanted it known. This is a subtle hint that he is going to sell Israel down the Nile.
Posted by: Tushar at January 21, 2009 08:17 PM (PTWes) 93
I shot the curtains but I did not shoot the draperies oh---- noo I shot the curtains but I swear it was in self defense They said I had to dress a wookie for what? I do not know and when I pondered just how to do the curtains - I shot them down Yes, I shot them dowwn I shot the curtains but I did not sew them into a dress Oh---- Nooooo I shot the curtains but I did not mean to cause so much dis-tress
/weird al clapton Posted by: kidney at January 21, 2009 08:17 PM (paaP3) 94
Well we no longer have Arnold to fight for us, and I'm pretty sure Danny Glover died in 1995.
We're fucked. Posted by: Fios at January 21, 2009 08:17 PM (oKlJy) 95
Ok, that was really me on the other line bitching and moaning about not recieving my unicorn. I won't be ignored.
Posted by: Ginger at January 21, 2009 08:19 PM (bThRJ) Posted by: Ginger at January 21, 2009 08:20 PM (bThRJ) 97
Is that mini-Obama in that picture or is that evil Obama
Posted by: robtr at January 21, 2009 08:22 PM (uJzOr) 98
How's this fucking thing work anyways? Oooh! Look at the red button! What's that one do? Someone fetch Hillary for help. Posted by: Barack Obama at January 21, 2009 08:23 PM (plsiE) 99
Actually it was that bitch on the line complaining about her car payments y'all.
Barry: Uhh....you're not ummm.....serious. You told the place I would....uhhh....take care of it for you? And make you rich? Secretary: Mr. President? Barry: Uhhh....yes. Secretary: It's a Peggy Joseph on line two, sir. Barry: Oh.....uhhhhh.....shit! Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 21, 2009 08:23 PM (XUAzl) 100
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She has horrible taste in clothing. Even that dress she had on a the C-in-C ball looked like it was made from somebody's curtains. I think Dang had the best description from yesterday's thread: Looks like a bride fell into a pile of used tissues at a peep show. And rolled around. Posted by: Y-not at January 21, 2009 08:23 PM (P9xCZ) 101
If the bedspread in the Lincoln Bedroom matches her dress from last night I am going to shit a brick laughing.
Posted by: Rocks at January 21, 2009 08:24 PM (3RHzM) 102
Last night I thought Michelle looked like Donkey Kong dressed for a night at a 70's whorehouse. I see we've brought that crackwhore look to Oval Office. Classy. Too much blow, huh, BO.
Posted by: Yvette at January 21, 2009 08:24 PM (sCCGl) 103
101 If the bedspread in the Lincoln Bedroom matches her dress from last night I am going to shit a brick laughing.
Let's ask LL Cool J. I think he slept there last night, didn't he? Posted by: Y-not at January 21, 2009 08:25 PM (P9xCZ) 104
Deval Patrick said he was going to an after party at Barack's place so I wonder if it was just a big sleepover. Fox kept trying to find out about the sleepover of the girls, maybe they had one with all the kids of all their close friends.
Posted by: silly one at January 21, 2009 08:30 PM (zplc6) 105
Left handed presidents: James A. Garfield And now BHO.
Posted by: Holger Danske at January 21, 2009 08:30 PM (nw+cE) 106
Left handed presidents: James A. Garfield And now BHO. That doesn't seem very historic. Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 21, 2009 08:33 PM (XUAzl) 107
Looks like a bride fell into a pile of used tissues at a peep show. And rolled around.
Posted by: Y-not at January 21, 2009 08:23 PM (P9xCZ) See, this is why I hang around here--the sweet moron metaphor action. Posted by: baldilocks at January 21, 2009 08:34 PM (SDAu2) 108
It looks like he's trying to figure out the buttons on the phone.
Posted by: mare at January 21, 2009 08:35 PM (X1fsj) 109
Barack Obama has an ugly wife.... George Washington had an ugly wife.... COINCIDENCE?
The next 8 years are going to be sweet. Posted by: Fios at January 21, 2009 08:37 PM (oKlJy) 110
I just noticed that his fucking suit jacket is draped over the chair on the left.
Obviously, coat racks are feared in Chicago, and hunted for their delicious meat. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 21, 2009 08:37 PM (InMdt) 111
Something I hadn't thought of before, and now I'm curious:
How does the first family handle their kids wanting sleepovers? Do you just station Secret Service agents outside the door to be sure the giggling doesn't get out of hand? Posted by: AngelEm at January 21, 2009 08:40 PM (tbIup) 112
He's calling his buddy Bill Ayers.
Uhhh....Bill you... ummm...still don't uhh... blow up government buildings, do you? Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 21, 2009 08:40 PM (XUAzl) Posted by: Barack Uhbama at January 21, 2009 08:45 PM (oKlJy) 114
And there was enough left over for Christo to wrap the Reichstag.
Posted by: DelD at January 21, 2009 08:45 PM (qQs4A) Posted by: CoolCzech at January 21, 2009 08:49 PM (iafWn) 116
Doesn't he look so tiny in there? He does, that. Maybe this is the poster for the film "Honey, I Shrunk the President" Posted by: jaleach at January 21, 2009 08:50 PM (gHrZU) 117
You'll notice that he's in the Oval Office without his suit jacket on.
Well, that's just one more way that he will never be like Reagan or Bush. Posted by: Aye Chihuahua at January 21, 2009 08:52 PM (+j0Sh) 118
"Uh, Axelrod? NOW what do I do?"
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 21, 2009 08:53 PM (iafWn) 119
"Rahm, what do you mean 'Michelle is hiding in the Oval Office?'"
Posted by: Jack Bauer's Evil Brother at January 21, 2009 08:55 PM (VG6Ez) 120
You joke about her dress looking like curtains....Hillbuzz site has a blog on this with a picture of First megalomaniac lady wearing a hideous flowered dress with a second photo under it of a cat sitting on an ugly couch that is the same exact pattern and material as the dress. Its hysterical to see, both pictures are real!
Posted by: Uglyas sin at January 21, 2009 08:57 PM (hphNR) 121
Wish I could photo shop. MO's face in the curtains would be classic.
Posted by: robtr at January 21, 2009 08:57 PM (uJzOr) 122
I just thought of something: his wife is a Klingon, and his chief of staff is a Rahmulan! (ducks)
Posted by: Jack Bauer's Evil Brother at January 21, 2009 08:58 PM (VG6Ez) 123
Hey, who took over the Office of the President-Elect, anyway?
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 21, 2009 08:58 PM (iafWn) 124
Michelle got the idea for that dress from Scarlet O'Hara -- she made an outfit from her mother's curtains and this sure looks like the same thing to me. Posted by: Palmetto at January 21, 2009 09:00 PM (8nB5X) 125
"I can't get her to climb off the window! No, I'm NOT kidding!"
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 21, 2009 09:01 PM (iafWn) 126
Me thinks Mr. Klein needs a spooge napkin, and that only after half a paragraph. God, Joe, how are your knees going to take four years on the floor? Hope the Oval Orafice is carpeted.
Posted by: gridstar at January 21, 2009 09:05 PM (d7LFg) 127
I remember that President Reagan allways wore a tie and jacket in the oval office, and insist that all those who entered did likewise. He did this because he thought it would be inappropriate to dress otherwise and show a lack of respect for the office of the President of the Unitied States, no matter who that person is. I see Barry has no such hang ups.
Posted by: Hammer at January 21, 2009 09:08 PM (8nB5X) 128
He's looking for the "Present!" button.
Posted by: t-bird at January 21, 2009 09:08 PM (FcR7P) 129
For all you pantie waste [google it!] progressives out there -
Good to see the adults took away the red phone. Posted by: Druid at January 21, 2009 09:09 PM (mdr+B) 130
Pardon the grammer and punctuation on #127. I've been drinking since Obama became my President. Someone please wake me up in four years.
Posted by: Hammer at January 21, 2009 09:10 PM (8nB5X) 131
So far we've seen "Kiss of the Spider Woman" Michelle on Election Eve, then "Klingon in the Drapes" Michelle yesterday afternoon, and finally, Michelle "The Good Witch" last night. The last was an improvement, but she's still no Jackie O.
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 21, 2009 09:11 PM (EJmQG) 132
The second dress...who designed it? Jason Wu.
Before designing Michelle's inaugural gown, Jason Wu toiled in toys creating dolls of the First Lady of Drag, RuPaul, and the self-appointed “World’s #1 Transexual”, Amanda Lepore. Posted by: mcnorman at January 21, 2009 09:15 PM (eerdu) 133
RE Klein: Obama's first act as President was to correct Chief Justice Roberts?!? Am I trapped in an alternate universe here, or what? Posted by: '80sBaby at January 21, 2009 09:18 PM (zmiSr) 134
I can't wait for photos of a topless Obama, all freshly waxed and oiled, in the Oval Office in nothing but shorts and sandals.
(Barry, not Michelle... please!) Posted by: MiniAce at January 21, 2009 09:19 PM (iafWn) 135
134...you're killing me with that visual.
Posted by: mcnorman at January 21, 2009 09:26 PM (eerdu) 136
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Left handed presidents: James A. Garfield President Horndog is a southpaw too Posted by: kbdabear at January 21, 2009 09:30 PM (miw86) 137
Clinton was a lefty. In fact, all three candidates for president in 92 were left-handed. Shoulda known something bad was comin with that.
Posted by: Toad at January 21, 2009 09:31 PM (f0pIy) 138
"Hello, we're with the Washington Post/CBS poll. Do you approve of the job President Obama is doing?"
Posted by: kbdabear at January 21, 2009 09:34 PM (miw86) 139
My wife, bless her, summed up Michelle's appearance in the "harvest gold" dress best: "She looks like a bag lady who won the lottery." Which, in fact, she did! Posted by: Brown Line at January 21, 2009 09:35 PM (xYeJ1) 140
(robo-call)
"There's never been a better time to take advantage of the historic low interest rates and refinance your new home" Posted by: kbdabear at January 21, 2009 09:36 PM (miw86) 141
The paper on the desk are the instructions to program the voice mail message.
This is....ummm...president-elect ....no...shit...[delete] Let me try that again. Uhhhh...This is president Barack Hussein Obama and I'm...ummm......not currently presently unavailable....shit.....[delete] This is president Hussein elect Obama.....son of a bitch!!! [delete] This is present Barack Hussein Obama and present is ummm....present....[delete] One more time. This is president Barack Hussein Obama and not being presently present I can't call your message that I'm leaving. Please leave your message, number and a brief name to where I can...ummm...contact you at. And I'll presently return your message when you get back. [Save] Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 21, 2009 09:37 PM (XUAzl) 142
Hell, it wouldn't surprise me if he starts hanging out in the Oval Office wearing a XXL Tupac tee, a pair of Sean Jean faded jeans and Scarface tennys. Oh and a New York Yankees ballcap cocked hard to the right. Posted by: ErikW at January 21, 2009 09:39 PM (hKtiw) 143
"Hello, Mr Sheen? Could you tell me how President Bartlett solved that Wall Street crash, had a nuclear missile seized from terrorists, and attended his daughter's piano recital all inside of an hour?"
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Wow, that really is Gone With The Wind....He does look like a lost little boy playing at his Daddys desk... I suppose he did not know his picture was being taken again..huh?. How is everyone doing this second day of mourning? Is it going to get any better? Does time heal all wounds?:O( Josey the sad girl Posted by: josey at January 21, 2009 09:45 PM (B/iqT) 145
"I don't want to, um... say anything uh, that might... I mean, we only have one President at a time!"
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Ummm....hello....you've got what? 300 million unicorns outside? No, I wasn't supposed to deliver them myself. Who told you that? Joe Biden. Figures.
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Is it me, or does he look like a little boy playing in his father's office?
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The office looks empty just like the inside of his head.
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He's doing what he's been doing 90% of his career; scrounging money so he can give handouts to bums and overbreeders.
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I call upon Governor Sarah Palin of Alaska to take over the Office of the President-Elect...
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Did he keep the ex prez's desk? Don't they have all the ex prez's desks stored in some warehouse somewhere and he gets to pick whichever one he wants? I expected him to have an uber kewl desk. That desk seems a little mundane for him.
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At least furnish the damn office. If he really grew up poor and all he knew was gold drapes (WTF) at his G'mas place, at least call a gay interior designer. What's next? A Presidential Cadillac Brougham w/ gold spoked wheels and curb feelers? With bumps and switches? Tacky. Posted by: ErikW at January 21, 2009 10:48 PM (hKtiw) 161
Did he keep the ex prez's desk? Don't they have all the ex prez's
desks stored in some warehouse somewhere and he gets to pick whichever
one he wants? I expected him to have an uber kewl desk. That desk
seems a little mundane for him.
I'm pretty sure that that's the Resolute Desk. A gift from Queen Victoria to Pres. Hayes, built from the timbers of HMS Resolute. And I'd bet money that Bambi hasn't got a clue as to it's history. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 21, 2009 10:57 PM (MKNSy) Posted by: President Barak H. Obama at January 21, 2009 11:00 PM (iafWn) Posted by: Queen Victoria at January 21, 2009 11:03 PM (MKNSy) 164
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BO- Hello?
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Now the Washington Times is saying the Barry is going to close all the CIA black sites. We are in serious trouble.
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Now the Washington Times is saying the Barry is going to close all the CIA black sites. We are in serious trouble. Not really, we'll just go underground and plot the overthrow of President Obama. That's how they kicked our ass. Posted by: ErikW at January 21, 2009 11:34 PM (hKtiw) 168
Where I said Michelle's fashion sense showed improvement last night, I was wrong. I saw the dress on my shitty TV last night. When I saw it again later this evening, it looks like she rolled around in a bunch of used tissues from a peepshow booth. So, less Michelle "The Good Witch" and more "Toilet Paper Fairy" Michelle.
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You know, I look at that picture and I almost feel sympathy for anyone who would take that thankless job, then I remember what a dirt bag piece of shit he is. Fuck him
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Now the Washington Times is saying the Barry is going to close all the CIA black sites. We are in serious trouble.
Do you think the CIA will tell him about ALL the black sites? Someone will have to defend the U.S. against our enemies. It sure as hell won't be him. Posted by: Aaron at January 21, 2009 11:53 PM (gftD1) 171
So when does that incorrigible prankster, Dick Cheney, commence with the stealth hazing?
...I'm thinking an atomic wedgie would suffice, but a nonfatal shotgun blast to the face could be funny, too. Posted by: Fritz at January 22, 2009 12:04 AM (ad8lc) 172
Cheney oughta smuggle in a Darth Vader costume, hide in a closet, then jump out at B. Hussein.
Of course he risks having his arms ripped off by the House Wookie... Posted by: Unclefacts at January 22, 2009 12:13 AM (M+Vfm) 173
BHO: Karl, you there?
Rove: Yeah, why? BHO: Phase one complete. Rove, you magnificent bastard. Or... BHO: Hey President Bush. GWB: What do you want? I am trying to relax. BHO: How do you run the country? GWB: DAMN! And the left thought I was retarded... Posted by: josh at January 22, 2009 12:14 AM (Uq9z7) 174
He is probably finding out how he can order 350 million rainbows and unicorns for the US.
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Notice how he's huddled over by one corner of the desk, crouched over as if he's shrinking from the literal and metaphorical emptiness of the broad surface of the desk?
Even his Hopeychanginess can't keep the universe from pointing that giant, Monty Python finger at him and screaming "THERE IS NOTHING HERE!" Body-Language-wise, it's like the little fish is just starting to realize how big the ocean is. Composition-wise, it's like that classic photo of the executive hard at work on his computer, taken from behind the computer where you can see his peripherals aren't even plugged in. Posted by: Merovign at January 22, 2009 12:42 AM (or0jG) 177
'DAMN! And the left thought I was retarded...' Heh, he is going to be a disaster. Going to set AAs back a good deal and it'll take Sarah and Bobby 4 terms to fix his Zeroness's fuck up. Posted by: Holger Danske at January 22, 2009 12:43 AM (nw+cE) Posted by: SarahW at January 22, 2009 12:51 AM (r/1UT) 179
Oh nevermind. Tiny URL is too much work.
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IllTemperedCur, I stand corrected. If it is the resolute desk that is a beautiful desk with an incredible history.
http://www.whitehousemuseum.org/furnishings/resolute-desk.htm Posted by: silly one at January 22, 2009 01:20 AM (zplc6) 181
They haven't yet redecorated the office. That's the furniture and curtains left from W. I'm sure they'll change it all, just give them time. The Resolute desk might stay, as both JFK and Bill used it, so it might be considered to not have GOP cooties.
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I see Obama's desk is empty, just like Obama himself.
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Prezadent Jughead probably chose the "Resolute desk" thinking that it would make him look, you know, resolute. Posted by: tsj017 at January 22, 2009 07:31 AM (TV9JE) 189
He does indeed look like a lost little man child in the photo. And to agree w/ someone above....I absolutely hate, hate, hate seeing him sitting at that desk.
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I am scared, scared, scared of him sitting at that desk! But no matter what he does, or what she does or wears...the msm is going to build them up, never critizing them...for they can do no wrong...and there in lies the whole problem. I really am starting to have a very poor opinion of the people in this country...well at least half of them.
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