Chimpy McBulshitler Leaves A Mess In His Desk For Obama

You kind of have to read between the lines.

Defiling a White House ritual, President George W. Bush left a note and a fecal pellet in the Oval Office for President-elect Barack Obama, wishing him to "Smell my feet!" as he takes the reins of the executive branch.
"I won't provide any details, but the theme is similar to what he's said since election night about the fabulous new chapter President-elect Obama is about to start, and that he wishes him the very best," White House 'press secretary' and Stepford automaton Dana Perino lied through her teeth Tuesday.
The note was rendered in red crayon scrawled on a piece of yellow construction paper and smells faintly of bananas.

I might have tampered with some of those details a bit.

Posted by: Laura O at 11:51 AM

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It's kind of sad, really.

Posted by: SlaveDog O at January 20, 2009 11:59 AM (H6Jyg)

2 You mean he didn't take all of the O's off of the keyboards in the white house? f'ing Clin-ton.

Posted by: watf at January 20, 2009 11:59 AM (iV6L6)

3 GOODBY TO THE FASHITS REGIME!!1

PPROSECUTE

Posted by: AndrewGurnObama at January 20, 2009 11:59 AM (BX9uS)

Did Michelle get the 'message' I left her, too?

Posted by: Barney at January 20, 2009 12:01 PM (55TIb)

5 This house smells like Ben Gay and BBQ sauce!

Posted by: allahallahoxenfree at January 20, 2009 12:01 PM (tolXP)

6 it was tuna

Posted by: the American experiment at January 20, 2009 12:02 PM (PD1tk)

7 I bet they left the letters on the keyboards, unlike certain other administrations.

Posted by: alexthechick at January 20, 2009 12:03 PM (SHHaV)

8 That's not the Chimpy McBulshitler I thought I knew.

But not in the biblical way.

Posted by: SlaveDog O at January 20, 2009 12:07 PM (H6Jyg)

9 I hear that Rezko's proxies are in the middle of a deal to purchase the lot next to the White House.

Posted by: polynikes at January 20, 2009 12:09 PM (m2CN7)

Are they going to build a hospital there, polynikes, so Michelle will have an easier commute to the office?

Posted by: andycanuck at January 20, 2009 12:14 PM (55TIb)

11 Wait'll the Bushies loot Air Force One. Bet Cheney has plans to use the engines as lawn ornaments on his Montana ranch.

Posted by: Reiver at January 20, 2009 12:14 PM (Yi1Sk)

12 "In the Oval Office is a mirror that reveals your enemies' intentions to harm you. Also, both your Vice-President and Secretary of State believe they should be President."

Posted by: Aaron at January 20, 2009 12:17 PM (gftD1)

andycanuck at January 20, 2009 12:14 PM (55TIb

No, I think they are going to build a church that Obama can attend or attend but not listen, depending on who will be doing the preaching.

Posted by: polynikes at January 20, 2009 12:18 PM (m2CN7)

I might have tampered with some of those details a bit.

You mean the one that should have been there?

Posted by: drjohn at January 20, 2009 12:18 PM (49tlQ)

15 Wish Bush had left something Bill Ayers could've been proud of.

Obama opens desk drawer.

KA-BOOM!

Next...

Posted by: AngelEm at January 20, 2009 12:23 PM (tbIup)

16 Bet Cheney has plans to use the engines as lawn ornaments on his Montana ranch.

Oh hell no, Cheney will drop one of those bad boys into his Suburban and use it to chase free-range hippies across open fields and meadows.

Posted by: OregonMuse at January 20, 2009 12:44 PM (FO+YO)

17
I dropped a grumpy in the toilet tank.

Rubbed the ol' male bag on the computer keyboard.

Condi dropped a really nasty Dante's Dip Cone in a bowl and hid it above the ceiling tiles of her old office.

Laura short sheeted all the beds. Kind of lame but she was drunk and wanted to join in.

George left some of his "Baby Gravy", as he calls it, in the Oval Office with a funny note about Bill.

Perino took off the panties and sat on every arm of every chair in the White House. I'll see if I can post the surveillance camera video on YouTube later. It's fucking hilarious!

Peace out, ya fuck-sticks!

Posted by: Dick Cheney at January 20, 2009 12:45 PM (Y5LIx)

18 I would have banged Laura Bush for about 7 hours right before the inaguration all over the house. Gotta Clintonize it first, need to leave the place like you found it!

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19 I would have banged Laura Bush for about 7 hours right before the inaguration all over the house. Gotta Clintonize it first, need to leave the place like you found it!

If W wanted to be like Billy Jeff he would have been banging everyone but Laura.

Posted by: David in San Diego at January 20, 2009 01:23 PM (GF+6V)

20 #17 Good job, Dick.

Faithfully executing your duties up until the last minute. A grateful nation salutes you.

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21 That BDS virus is hard to stop. But it seems that the Hate Syndrome is alive and well. I wonder what the reactions will be 6 months from now? Will it turn to ODS?

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