Asexuals Unite!

They want asexuality classified as a sexual orientation. Which, in fairness, I guess it is.

1% of the population is asexual? And I keep dating them all. What are the odds.

I believe that 1% figure (at least as regards men) like I believe the 1-in-10 gay figure.

Question: If you had no sex drive, would you be more or less productive?

This is a tougher question than at first I thought.

On one hand, with no sex drive, no trolling for porn, no wasting time and money in clubs hoping to find someone drunk enough to sleep with you.

On the other hand, with no sex drive: No compelling reason to work much at all. As David Chappelle said, if a guy could get laid in a refrigerator box, all men would be homeless. Take away the sex drive and the associated competitive mate-attracting behaviors, and one could be pretty happy in a hovel with a kickass TV and a Wii.

Then again: Jeeze Louise. Even without the sex drive you still have the urge to date?

To date? Dating is the worst part of sex.

Another option, of course, is for those who are asexual to form relationships with each other. Jay said that there is an emerging asexual dating scene, and some online dating services geared toward asexuals have appeared.
What is an asexual relationship like? Jay likened it to an intimate partnering of "very, very close best friends."

That's like ordering chili when you hate chili just because you have some urge to possess a fresh new plastic spork.

I'm not being misogynist when I say that men and women are basically alien species living together on the same planet, united only by our matching genitals.

Minus sex, what on earth do we have in common? I mean, both men and women find Law & Order passable if not thrilling entertainment, but you can't build a life on just that.

Posted by: Ace at 03:51 PM

Comments

1 'Bout time, love.

Posted by: Morrissey at January 16, 2009 03:53 PM (TXp3z)

2 Go fuck yourself.

Posted by: Gunslinger at January 16, 2009 03:53 PM (7FA9S)

3 As David Chappelle said, if a guy could get laid in a refrigerator box

Is that something like a loose-shit box quote?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 16, 2009 03:55 PM (InMdt)

4 Hell, two seconds later it's fixed and I look like an idiot.

Go ahead, flame on....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 16, 2009 03:56 PM (InMdt)

5 An asexual relationship, defined presumably as one without sex - sort of like what happens to married couples after the first 5 years?

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2009 03:56 PM (jZNCU)

OT: Battlestar Galactica Season 4.5 starts tonight...for those that are interested.

Yes, I know I posted this in the Boy George thread, then this one magically appeared as soon as I pressed 'Post'

Posted by: CanaDave at January 16, 2009 03:57 PM (S5MI2)

7 If you're "asexual" you still typically have sex organs which is what defines sexuality in the context of whether you belong in the little boy's or little girl's room...at least for those of us that aren't fucking completely insane (we could get more technical and define it by your chromosomal arrangment so as to shut down the freaks that get sex change operations, too).

Posted by: ECM at January 16, 2009 03:57 PM (q3V+C)

8 I was going to post something here, but I couldn't come up with anything. When the subject is asexuality, there's just nothing funny or interesting to say..... It's is just dull. Dull, boring and pointless.

Let's talk about something else instead.

What do you folk think about Fire Ants, huh?

Posted by: Kasper Hauser at January 16, 2009 04:00 PM (ZPwZl)

9 Minus sex, what on earth do we have in common? I mean, both men and women find Law & Order passable if not thrilling entertainment, but you can't build a life on just that.

You're right. In your particular case added Valu-Rite vodka and rolling hobos to watching L&O.

Posted by: David in San Diego at January 16, 2009 04:00 PM (GF+6V)

10
We need to start counting Asexuals*.

^{*or, as I like to call them, dead people.}

Posted by: Darling Tom Cruise at January 16, 2009 04:01 PM (fSm5X)

OT: Battlestar Galactica Season 4.5 starts tonight...for those that are interested.

They can go fuck themselves. I'm done with their bullshit.

Posted by: Darling Tom Cruise at January 16, 2009 04:03 PM (fSm5X)

They want asexuality classified as a sexual orientation.

And just who is responsible for officially classifing a sexualitiy?

Posted by: CAD Daddy at January 16, 2009 04:03 PM (U6x6j)

13 So.....how do you fuck an asexual?

Posted by: Fish at January 16, 2009 04:03 PM (CG+cG)

That chick that's speaking on behalf of the NTSB on Fox News right now must be a charter member of the asexual club.

Unless by chance she looks like someone's mom, in which case, she's lovely.

Posted by: C In Az/Cyn at January 16, 2009 04:03 PM (GiRra)

15 They sound like a bunch of deviants!

Uuuh, anyone know where I left my jar of Vaseline?

Posted by: Barney Frank at January 16, 2009 04:04 PM (iafWn)

16 ...one could be pretty happy in a hovel with a kickass TV and a Wii.*

That's me(!)..and the Mrs. totally enjoying the empty nest. Oh.. *our guns too.
_{remember the geese?}

Posted by: sickinmass at January 16, 2009 04:04 PM (/i4dU)

17 I'm not going to read the article. This is another one of those common sense things. Anyone who is paying attention can tell you, the asexual male almost doesn't exist. If he's not getting laid, he still wishes he was. The asexual female however, society is overloaded with them. These are the middle aged women who've basically given up. You see them everywhere. At least I do, being an extraordinarily attractive middle aged male, most women, married or single, aged 18 to 82 will flirt with me, but the ones who are asexual, I can see it in their eyes. It's probably closer to 10% than it is 1%.

Posted by: Quality Control at January 16, 2009 04:05 PM (TOk1P)

18 Why do people need to be classified anyway?

I want classification as a liberal hater. Not that I hate liberally, but that I actually hate liberals. Is there a classification for that?

Posted by: mare at January 16, 2009 04:06 PM (X1fsj)

19 Minus sex, what on earth do we have in common?

Bacon?

Posted by: Rocks at January 16, 2009 04:06 PM (Q1lie)

Take away the whining, moaning, groaning, farting, bitching, complaining, crying, pouting, sobing, and silent treatment and what's left beside fucking?

Posted by: Fish at January 16, 2009 04:07 PM (CG+cG)

21 This little venture will fail in 3 months...

I mean, what's the fucking point?

Posted by: Fritz at January 16, 2009 04:08 PM (3Bqev)

But research suggests that about 1 percent of the population may share Jay's view on sex

Just what I said the other day, another fucking study, or in this case a non-fucking study. Now the studies are producing another group who demand extra privileges. Will we get a CA proposition 8.5?

Posted by: Vic at January 16, 2009 04:08 PM (f6os6)

23 So.....how do you fuck an assexual?

You have to ask?

Posted by: mesablue at January 16, 2009 04:08 PM (5yNaE)

24 That chick that's speaking on behalf of the NTSB

Looks like Janet Reno's and Barney Frank's love child.

Only Rosetta would hit that.

Posted by: mesablue at January 16, 2009 04:10 PM (5yNaE)

25 They want asexuality classified as a sexual orientation.

I sympathize. On my driver's license, in the "sex" box, I want it to say BUTT. The DMV is discriminatin' me.

Posted by: EVXuq at January 16, 2009 04:11 PM (EVXuq)

26 "Even without the sex drive you still have the urge to date?"

Just got that. Why bother dating?

Join a bridge club, how about line dancing, scrapbooking, or bowling? (you're boring anyway why not make it official)

Posted by: mare at January 16, 2009 04:11 PM (X1fsj)

27 I was friends with a girl once who claimed to be non-sexual. She would not have sex with me, so she must have been assexual. Yeah, that's the reason.

Posted by: Jack at January 16, 2009 04:11 PM (Ss83y)

28 18
I want classification as a liberal hater. Not that I hate liberally, but that I actually hate liberals. Is there a classification for that? Posted by: mare
I'll have whatever mare is having.

Posted by: sickinmass at January 16, 2009 04:12 PM (/i4dU)

asexual DATING?! wtf is that?

It's not a date, it's called "hanging out with someone I would never fuck."

Posted by: kevlarchick at January 16, 2009 04:13 PM (TNuqz)

30 while ensuring that it is seen as a legitimate sexual orientation rather than diagnosed as a mental illness.

Who the hell is trying to diagnose it as a mental illness? More importantly who would know or even care if someone was an "asexual" ?
Is their non desire for sex something they need to talk about a lot?
It seems their are fairly obsessed about something they don't care about.

Posted by: Rocks at January 16, 2009 04:13 PM (Q1lie)

31 I got a lot happier with my husband the day I figured out we were different, would always be different and that's the way God made us.

Posted by: katya at January 16, 2009 04:15 PM (oRJZj)

32 Posted by: Jack at January 16, 2009 04:11 PM (Ss83y)

Dude she wasn't, sorry. But I was never her friend so you got that going for ya right?

Posted by: Rocks at January 16, 2009 04:15 PM (Q1lie)

33 Hate to break the news Jack, but it was your dimunitive cock, and not the chick. I know her and banged her on a regular basis.

Posted by: Fish at January 16, 2009 04:15 PM (CG+cG)

24 That chick that's speaking on behalf of the NTSB

Looks like Janet Reno's and Barney Frank's love child.

The NTSBchick person might just hit it off with the new Homeland Security Chief, Janet "Nappy" Napolitano. NTTAWWT

Posted by: C In Az/Cyn at January 16, 2009 04:15 PM (GiRra)

35 I've been "accused" of this by some chicks, but ironically it never occured to them that I wasn't like that in the beginning and maybe I was just tired of fucking them.

Posted by: Steven P at January 16, 2009 04:15 PM (fkgyi)

"very, very close best friends."

The Super Friends!

Now I know why they kept Aquaman around and there was only one female (Wonder Woman, not Robin).

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 16, 2009 04:15 PM (kLWtB)

37 So.....how do you fuck an asexual?

Apparently you go on E-bay and bid 3.7 million.

Posted by: Kasper Hauser at January 16, 2009 04:16 PM (ZPwZl)

38 To date? Dating is the worst part of sex.

Yes, that's true. For men. I would bet my sex drive the vast majority of the people trying to do asexual dating are women. Like online dating in reverse.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 16, 2009 04:18 PM (XIXhw)

39 I don't give a damn if someone wants to be asexual, just so long as they don't do it around the children!
.

Posted by: Kasper Hauser at January 16, 2009 04:18 PM (ZPwZl)

40 whining, moaning, groaning, farting, bitching, complaining, crying, pouting, sobing, and silent treatment.

I just call that foreplay.

Posted by: Hillary! at January 16, 2009 04:19 PM (wOGfT)

How do you fuck an asexual?

Shouldn't the question really be: Why would you want to?!

Posted by: C In Az/Cyn at January 16, 2009 04:19 PM (GiRra)

42 Question: If you had an apple, would you have more or less of an orange?

Posted by: Chas at January 16, 2009 04:21 PM (1XTjz)

How do you fuck an asexual?

Anally, after branding and flogging her. At least that's how I do it.

Posted by: Chas at January 16, 2009 04:23 PM (1XTjz)

What do you call someone who stalks asexuals?

Asexual predator.

Posted by: CAD Daddy at January 16, 2009 04:23 PM (U6x6j)

45 I mean, both men and women find Law & Order passable if not thrilling entertainment, but you can't build a life on just that.

You just described my relationship.

Posted by: brak at January 16, 2009 04:25 PM (3PNpc)

asexual DATING?! wtf is that?

It's not a date, it's called "hanging out with someone I would never fuck."

aka...life as a single conservative in an idiot libertard state.

Posted by: shibumi at January 16, 2009 04:25 PM (tZB/c)

This cannot be a real news article, and yet there it is over at ABC News.

Oh, wait...

Posted by: C In Az/Cyn at January 16, 2009 04:26 PM (GiRra)

48 GLBT isn't enough any longer? Now we have to have GLBTA? We're gonna need a line item in the Federal budget just to generate more acronyms. Should only cost an extra $23 billion.

Posted by: George Orwell at January 16, 2009 04:26 PM (AZGON)

49 Some total loser, got a grant for this study? Then called all his friends.."hey, you gettin' any, nah me neither"...Study over.

Posted by: hutch1200 at January 16, 2009 04:27 PM (oO1Pv)

50 Jay, a 26-year-old graduate student at the Presidio School of Management in San Francisco....

Jay said that it took him about four years of struggling to adjust to the fact that he simply did not view sex in the same way as most other people.

maybe all he needs is a change of venue.

Posted by: mark c at January 16, 2009 04:29 PM (EVmYn)

51 GLBT isn't enough any longer? Now we have to have GLBTA?

Yes, that's what we were missing, a vowel. It sounded like the Czech Secret Service before. Now people will vote for our entire agenda!

Posted by: Rocks at January 16, 2009 04:30 PM (Q1lie)

52 Actually that true, he is in San Francisco. Maybe he isn't asexual, just straight.

Posted by: Rocks at January 16, 2009 04:31 PM (Q1lie)

Rocks--I was just typing the same thing when I decided to refresh before posting! HA! Now I kinda feel bad for Jay. He's probably a closet republican too.

Posted by: C In Az/Cyn at January 16, 2009 04:33 PM (GiRra)

54 Yes, that's what we were missing, a vowel.

"See? See!?! The tyranny of the consonant! Fight the power!"

Semivowels could not be reached for comment.

Posted by: George Orwell at January 16, 2009 04:34 PM (AZGON)

55 Isn't this why God gave us WoW ... and HO scale railroading?

Posted by: toby928 at January 16, 2009 04:34 PM (PD1tk)

56 So, can we now call liberals Osexual after the inauguration?

Posted by: C In Az/Cyn at January 16, 2009 04:35 PM (GiRra)

Some news for the non-asexuals.

Researchers for Pointless Things finds that if a woman says no on the first date, she has a better chance at finding a good man.

http://tinyurl.com/9zcetm

So logically if you score on the first date you're a loser. Who new?

I feel better all ready. Take heart morons!

Posted by: CAD Daddy at January 16, 2009 04:37 PM (U6x6j)

58 Hello????

I don't give a damn if someone is an asexual, just so long as they don't do it around the children!

Come on morons. That's comedy gold!!!

Aw...screw you guys. I'm going over to Small Dead Animals.

Posted by: Kasper Hauser at January 16, 2009 04:37 PM (ZPwZl)

Dating, hell. If it weren't for our species' need for socialization to keep from going looney toons, I'd be living in a shack in the woods somewhere, with signs posted all around stating "If you can read this, you're about to get shot".

Misanthrope? Yes we can!

Posted by: Cautiously Pessimistic at January 16, 2009 04:38 PM (ltwze)

60 Pat!

Posted by: toby928 at January 16, 2009 04:38 PM (PD1tk)

61
It's all a ploy by homely men to lure homely women into sex acts. They go out on a few asexual dates, start to "connect" on a "really deep level." The homely guy at this point is about to go in for the goodies as the homely chick is starting to think "this may actually be happening!" They hump. He's done. He's gone. She really, really swears off ever seeing a man ever again. She goes through the whole thing again in 3-4 months. Basically, Rinse and repeat.

Posted by: Dang at January 16, 2009 04:38 PM (Y5LIx)

So a hand-job is completely out of the question?

Posted by: Skeletor at January 16, 2009 04:38 PM (YcXTT)

63 You date women with matching genitals?

Posted by: Mr. Obvious at January 16, 2009 04:39 PM (nTM50)

After being married for 21 years to the Daughter of Satan, I just don't feel like doing it anymore. Could it have been the constant beratement? Or the debasement? The endless second guessing, always doubting every decision I ever made? Disagreeing with me on the proper way to raise our son? Constantly looking down her nose at me? Hmmm...

"Sorry honey, you're cute and all that, but I've already screwed one womans' brains out."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 16, 2009 04:39 PM (ZGhSv)

65 60 Hahaha! I forgot about Pat!!

Posted by: C In Az/Cyn at January 16, 2009 04:40 PM (GiRra)

66 29
"asexual DATING?! wtf is that?"

After springing for dinner and a movie...

It's called Getting Fucked Without Getting Off.

Posted by: Laura's Big Red Dog at January 16, 2009 04:40 PM (iafWn)

67 #61 Dang, your theory is completely contradicted by the research reported by CAD Daddy in post #57.

Posted by: Kasper Hauser at January 16, 2009 04:40 PM (ZPwZl)

68 Toby928, don't forget golf.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 16, 2009 04:42 PM (ZGhSv)

69 An asexual relationship, defined presumably as one without sex - sort of like what happens to married couples after the first 5 years months weeks days hours minutes? FIFY

Posted by: Andy at January 16, 2009 04:42 PM (WsTw8)

70 If you do encounter an asexual chick, simply promise to only put the head in and she will view you favorably. You morons know we always keep our promises.

Posted by: Fish at January 16, 2009 04:43 PM (CG+cG)

71 #64
Hey, there's nothing wrong with marriage that a course in mindreading wouldn't solve.

Kreskin must be one hell of a husband.

Posted by: George Orwell at January 16, 2009 04:44 PM (AZGON)

72 "You said you were not "interested" in sex. I am interested. If it's all the same to you, please give me a blow-job.........OK, OK, if you give me a blow-job, I promise not to kiss you."

Posted by: Skeletor at January 16, 2009 04:44 PM (YcXTT)

73 I just call that foreplay.

Meh , I call shaving her back foreplay .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 16, 2009 04:46 PM (d0YiG)

74 This post cracked me up! I've got tears in my eyes from laughing. And BSG is back. Great day!

Posted by: Rob at January 16, 2009 04:47 PM (pHNui)

Researchers for Pointless Things also discovered that people who claim to be asexual tend to be rather homely.

Amazing! I would have neveh guessed that!

Posted by: C In Az/Cyn at January 16, 2009 04:48 PM (GiRra)

76 With these folks, it a matter of opportunity (or lack there of). It's not by choice they are celibate. Nobody will have sex with them. Their self-esteem drives them to say its a choice.

Posted by: Skeletor at January 16, 2009 04:49 PM (YcXTT)

77 I call shaving her back foreplay .

I'm choking here, passersby are looking concerned

Posted by: toby928 at January 16, 2009 04:49 PM (PD1tk)

I don't care what they don't do in the privacy of their own homes, but it pisses me off when they don't do it in the middle of the street.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 16, 2009 04:51 PM (55TIb)

79 What exactly happens when asexuals unite? Do they play D & D? guitar hero?

what? What?

Posted by: Fritz at January 16, 2009 04:51 PM (3Bqev)

80 Stay calm Toby928; first give yourself the heimlick manuver, then turn your laptop over so all the slushy drips out of your keyboard.

Posted by: C In Az/Cyn at January 16, 2009 04:51 PM (GiRra)

OT, but over at Fark they had a photoshop contest for magazines that should be on the shelf. There's some funny shit in there.

http://tinyurl.com/8fkou7

Posted by: CAD Daddy at January 16, 2009 04:52 PM (U6x6j)

82 And does the asexual dating service match up same-sex pairs, or only opposite-sex pairs? Because if they're truly uninterested in sex, why would gender matter?

I work with enough guys who would rather spend their nights writing computer programs than meeting chicks to hook up with, so I believe they exist, but clamoring for "recognition as a sexuality" is pretty stupid.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 16, 2009 04:54 PM (fGDhl)

"Sex" is a broad term. They consider "sex" to be with someone else. I guaranty these dudes pull the head off it (with a finger in the squeeker) when they get home. Milking your udder is still sex.

Posted by: Skeletor at January 16, 2009 04:54 PM (YcXTT)

79 What exactly happens when asexuals unite? Do they play D & D? guitar hero? what? What?

Start a blog.

Kidding!

_{please don't ban me. please.}

Posted by: C In Az/Cyn at January 16, 2009 04:55 PM (GiRra)

85
....united only by our matching genitals.

Only homosexuals have matching genitals

But I have to tell you, I've seen more pussy than a OB/GYN and not even twins have matching playgrounds.

Posted by: Beto The Elder at January 16, 2009 04:58 PM (F1b/5)

86 What exactly happens when asexuals unite? Do they play D & D? guitar hero? what? What?

Start a blog.

Or post obsessively.
No, no... tell me it isn't true...

Posted by: George Orwell at January 16, 2009 04:58 PM (AZGON)

Dang. Linky didn't work. Trying again.

Linky.

Posted by: CAD Daddy at January 16, 2009 04:59 PM (U6x6j)

88 Or post obsessively.

er ah ....

.
.

How about that Obama inaugural? That's some shit isn't it?

Posted by: toby928 at January 16, 2009 05:00 PM (PD1tk)

Semivowels could not be reached for comment.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 16, 2009 05:02 PM (55TIb)

90 Seriously, I call this kid a complete bullshitter, and anyone else who claims to be asexual. It's just a matter of finding a willing partner; if you cannot find a willing partner you're going to make up a reason for not getting laid?! Puleeze.

Posted by: C In Az/Cyn at January 16, 2009 05:03 PM (GiRra)

91 The only place I can think of that asexuals might unite is at an adult-themed store.

Posted by: C In Az/Cyn at January 16, 2009 05:05 PM (GiRra)

92 They sell batteries right there at the store, right?

Posted by: C In Az/Cyn at January 16, 2009 05:07 PM (GiRra)

93 Reminds of the barracks scene in "Gardens of Stones" in which the inspecting battalion sergeant major (James Earl Jones) asks the private "Do you know know who invented asexual reproduction, private?" The private replies "Your wife, Sergeant Major?"

Posted by: Jonn Lilyea at January 16, 2009 05:08 PM (dhtNf)

94 "Why don't we get drunk and..uhm..ah..?

Posted by: jimmy buffet at January 16, 2009 05:08 PM (oO1Pv)

95 Are you a male asexual in a relationship with a beautiful woman, and you just can't seem to keep it together?

Call me. I'm a professional surrogate for people just like you who need help with that certain level of intimacy that you just can't seem to deliver. You know what I'm talking about..

Don't give up hope. Help could be just a phone call away. You know it's the right thing to do.

Help me to help you.

We never close.

Posted by: SlaveDog at January 16, 2009 05:14 PM (H6Jyg)

96 GLADTA...Getting Laid or All Day Thinking About it.

Posted by: hutch1200 at January 16, 2009 05:15 PM (oO1Pv)

97 Asexuals Unite!

An oxymoron for us AoS morons.

Posted by: Y-not at January 16, 2009 05:19 PM (MeYi5)

98 I think the 1 % figure is too high, frankly.

20/20 did a special on this a few years ago. They interviewed a few asexual couples and followed up with them before airing the special. At least one of the couples they followed up with had graduated to having sex.

I wonder how many of these so-called no sex drives are really dormant sex drives. A lot of people have low sex drives due to medication (like antidepressants). Or perhaps they've suppressed their sex drive due to past abuse. But that's not the same as being born without a sex drive in the same way that a person might be born with homosexual tendencies.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at January 16, 2009 05:20 PM (oypZE)

99 It starts out asexual, then a willing participant comes around and it's like two dogs stuck together ass to ass for hours. Bullshitter

Posted by: lassie at January 16, 2009 05:21 PM (qB1yC)

100 Dang, now we're going to have another stupid nature vs. nurture controversy, where academics endlessly debate whether people are born to be asexual or just happened to date Mesablue.

Posted by: Michael at January 16, 2009 05:21 PM (l7H1O)

101 I personally would be a lot more productive without a sex drive. Better concentration.

Posted by: Girl Thursday at January 16, 2009 05:26 PM (oypZE)

102

I bet Jay's prostate is the size of a cantalope.

Posted by: polynikes at January 16, 2009 05:29 PM (m2CN7)

103

His stomach is very likely unhappy too.

Posted by: C In Az/Cyn at January 16, 2009 05:32 PM (GiRra)

104

You know, I call bullshit on this myth of guys wanting sex all the time and women not being obliging. I've encountered too many men in the last couple of years who aren't really into casual sex to buy that anymore. One guy was perfectly happy to make me perfectly happy, but had no interest in making himself happy if you know what I mean. I have friends who have had the same experience in the last few years.

We're wondering if it is all the prescription medicine making its way into the water supply, or some sort of unknown sexual toxin in food.

All I know is, men just aren't putting out like they used to and it is pissing me off.

Posted by: ParanoidInSeattle at January 16, 2009 05:35 PM (AJ4xq)

105 All I know is, men just aren't putting out like they used to and it is pissing me off.

We are getting older you know.

Posted by: toby928 at January 16, 2009 05:41 PM (PD1tk)

106

One guy was perfectly happy to make me perfectly happy, but had no interest in making himself happy if you know what I mean.

I'm trying really hard to see what exactly is wrong with this.

Posted by: C In Az/Cyn at January 16, 2009 05:42 PM (GiRra)

107 Paranoid: He was saving himself for marriage!

Posted by: Fish at January 16, 2009 05:44 PM (CG+cG)

108 One guy was perfectly happy to make me perfectly happy, but had no interest in making himself happy if you know what I mean.

Who is this guy and where was he when I was single?

Posted by: IC at January 16, 2009 05:45 PM (jZNCU)

109

One guy was perfectly happy to make me perfectly happy, but had no interest in making himself happy if you know what I mean.

ParanoidInSeattle at January 16, 2009 05:35 PM (AJ4xq)

What. He bought you shoes?

Posted by: polynikes at January 16, 2009 05:48 PM (m2CN7)

110

...wondering if it is all the prescription medicine making its way into the water supply...

I did read not too long ago that warming (such as microwaving or leaving in a warm car) certain plastics tends to release some kind of feminine hormone into the foods we eat and drink.

I'm guessing that Jay has just heated up way too many tv dinners.

Posted by: C In Az/Cyn at January 16, 2009 05:48 PM (GiRra)

111 One guy was perfectly happy to make me perfectly happy, but had no interest in making himself happy if you know what I mean.

I think the usexual post was last
Friday .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 16, 2009 05:50 PM (d0YiG)

112 I wonder how many of the 1% is people like a guy I used to know. He would tell anyone who'd listen, "I'm celibate by choice . . . other people's!"

Posted by: CB at January 16, 2009 05:51 PM (9Wv2j)

113 "They want asexuality classified as a sexual orientation."

And I want a total vacuum classified as an element.

And I want "nowhere" classified as a destination.

And I want "fasting" classified as a food group.

Posted by: notropis at January 16, 2009 05:52 PM (3W6Jq)

114 How are you gentlemen !!
All your vjayjay are belong to us.
You are on the way to destruction.
You have no chance to survive make your time.
Ha ha ha ha ....

Posted by: CATS at January 16, 2009 05:53 PM (1hM1d)

115

One guy was perfectly happy to make me perfectly happy, but had no interest in making himself happy

He's a faggot who fucks and cums for his boyfriend, but pretends he likes women to get along socially.

Posted by: Fish at January 16, 2009 05:53 PM (CG+cG)

116 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 16, 2009 06:02 PM (bu0Ek)

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Posted by: C In Az/Cyn at January 16, 2009 06:06 PM (GiRra)

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Posted by: Kasper Hauser at January 16, 2009 06:07 PM (ZPwZl)

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People who are really ugly may evenutally give up trying to find a partner although that doesn't necessarily mean no sex drive, just a very lonely one.

Posted by: Steve at January 16, 2009 06:12 PM (lv+sJ)

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asexual DATING?! wtf is that?

It sounds an awful lot like my life through high school and college.

Or in general thereafter.

Except there really wasn't much of that "dating" thing either.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 16, 2009 06:14 PM (VEBC3)

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Claire Kincaid got me hot for L&O. Abbie Carmichael made me drool uncontrollably. Serena Sutherlyn turned me asexual.

Posted by: kbdabear at January 16, 2009 06:20 PM (miw86)

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Posted by: InCali at January 16, 2009 06:25 PM (bfI8Z)

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Posted by: Robert at January 16, 2009 06:33 PM (VotgB)

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You can't fuck 'em, so what fucking good are they??

(CoolCzech shrugs his shoulders, scratches his groin, and departs to search for an open bag of potato chips he thinks should still be in the kitchen somewhere...)

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 16, 2009 06:36 PM (iafWn)

125 Anyone remember that old movie, "They Call Me Bruce?"?

"I'm a sex object. When I ask women for sex, they object."

Jay needs to get laid...... big time.

Posted by: InCali at January 16, 2009 06:43 PM (bfI8Z)

126 121

Was it because she (Serena) was a lesbian?
(Only in the show, I think).

Anyway, I'm "asexual" but mostly because

a) I'm hideous.
b) I have the personality and charm of a board.
c) I've seen plenty of my friends fall into decadence and most are worse off from it.
and d) even if a, b, and c didn't apply, I'm pretty sure I'd drive any woman insane and they'd probably kill me in my sleep.

/But, does being classified as "asexual" mean that I get special benefits?

Posted by: mitthrawnurdo at January 16, 2009 06:44 PM (otlXg)

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Posted by: Curmudgeon at January 16, 2009 06:51 PM (ujg0T)

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Back in my day, we said that women like that were "frigid."

Posted by: Steve (aka Ed Snate) at January 16, 2009 06:57 PM (tgySP)

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Posted by: Methos at January 16, 2009 07:00 PM (u78my)

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Can we stop with the changing of the language?

Posted by: dkshideler at January 16, 2009 07:11 PM (kb2q5)

133 Well now Bill Shulz from Red Eye has a gender to call his own.

Posted by: PDizzle at January 16, 2009 07:15 PM (5DhtJ)

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So.....how do you fuck an asexual?

Well if a guy you're probably going to use your cock.

Posted by: Max Power at January 16, 2009 07:24 PM (q177U)

135 This amuses me. Really it does. Does this article anywhere mention that the guys probably have corpal tunnel syndrome from excessive masturbation and the women own enough rechargeable batteries to power the Continental United States?

I can buy into folks being so antisocial they do not want to have sex with someone but unless they just do not possess hormones then they have sexual urges. Just because you do not have sex doesn't mean you aren't sexual. I skimmed the article. Because if anyone out there who isn't getting laid claims to not be getting themselves off they are liars. LIARS. Just sayin...

Hell all these folks needs is a few good cocktails and some Marvin Gaye.

Posted by: jennifer at January 16, 2009 07:29 PM (4xBEr)

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Posted by: Little Miss Attila at January 16, 2009 07:29 PM (ZET1q)

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Posted by: Marvin Gaye at January 16, 2009 07:55 PM (eiOZw)

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Posted by: jennifer at January 16, 2009 07:57 PM (4xBEr)

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Listen up, my asexual friends. Miss Attila knows how to cure us.

Rowr!

Posted by: Pure Herbal Viagra at January 16, 2009 08:03 PM (Pgb1M)

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Heh. He's dead.

Oh fuck. So am I.

Posted by: Barry White at January 16, 2009 08:05 PM (eiOZw)

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Posted by: hutch1200 at January 16, 2009 08:08 PM (oO1Pv)

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Sorry, but I don't buy this. I don't do what I do to get laid. I don't do anything, but it's due to heavy depression, not due to a lack of obsession with sex. In fact, I find the idea that sex is supposed to be the holy grail of man rather insulting. But anyway, if I could, I'd kill my sex drive completely. At this point in my life it's a really, really unwanted distraction. I wonder if hypnosis can be used to temporarily disable it. Hmm...

Posted by: Johnny at January 16, 2009 09:03 PM (pkQxR)

143 "But anyway, if I could, I'd kill my sex drive completely."

"I don't do anything, but it's due to heavy depression."

Dude, you need professional help, and some good pharmaceuticals right away. Seriously. I've been there. See somebody tomorrow.

Posted by: notropis at January 16, 2009 09:35 PM (3W6Jq)

144 Was it because she (Serena) was a lesbian?

I said when she uttered that line..
"No, it's because you whine annoying lib talking points like Lisa Simpson, you bleed for every thug you're supposed to be putting away, and you have all the personality of leftover mashed potatoes"

I loved Angie Carmichael. She looked like she wanted to whip out a 1911 and spare the state the cost of a trial.

Posted by: kbdabear at January 16, 2009 09:47 PM (miw86)

145 Dating is expensive and time consuming, I don't bother. The only reason people feel compelled to have sex is that they get used to that chemical rush and want more of it - it helps you forget the sorrow, the pain, and the emptiness, if for just a little while.

It's a lot cheaper to not bother with women, trust me. It's like giving up smoking. You wonder why you thought you needed it so badly and where all that money came from.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 16, 2009 09:47 PM (PQY7w)

146 Asexual means no sex drive? Since when? So, all those asexual breeders in the animal kingdom need to find a better term for themselves? Screw that. The hormone deprived humans need a better term. Let's see... Losers. Go to a doctor. Get it fixed.

Posted by: Amanda at January 16, 2009 09:58 PM (WHzLu)

147

I loved Angie Carmichael. She looked like she wanted to whip out a 1911 and spare the state the cost of a trial.

Actuallly it was Abby Carmicheal. And I loved her too. Mostly because she's the most beautiful non-latina, non-oriental woman in the world.

Posted by: pendejo grande at January 17, 2009 12:46 AM (tlpWV)

148 "the most beautiful non-latina, non-oriental woman in the world."

So she's what? Pakistani? Sri Lankan? maybe even African?

Guess she could be white and shit, but not likely.

Posted by: notropis at January 17, 2009 03:03 AM (3W6Jq)

149 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angie_Harmon

Harmon was born in Highland Park, Texas, the daughter of models Daphne Demar (n�e Caravageli) and Lawrence Paul "Larry" Harmon, who was also a hospital information network executive in Dallas . Her mother is of Greek descent and her father is of Cherokee Native American ancestry

Posted by: kbdabear at January 17, 2009 04:12 AM (miw86)

150 Such a bother, being a sex goddess.

Reallly; it's wicked inconvenient.

Posted by: Little Miss Attila at January 17, 2009 04:16 AM (FJVRY)

151 An asexual man is a fellow who made the mistake of being a nice guy: by the time he realizes his error, it is too late.

Posted by: njartist at January 17, 2009 07:50 AM (//w9C)

152 FYI, ECM, classification by chromosomal condition would be difficult. Besides all the non-disjunction disorders, it is also possible to be genetically XY and present as a female.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at January 17, 2009 09:42 AM (WFE2W)

153 Maybe we're looking at this subject all wrong.

Maybe what the demands of the "asexuals" REALLY highlights is the sheer absurdity of classifying people by what they like to stick their ding-dogs into.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 17, 2009 09:56 PM (iafWn)

154 Damn - I meant, ding-dongs.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 17, 2009 09:56 PM (iafWn)

155 Reminds of the barracks scene in "Gardens of Stones" in which the inspecting battalion sergeant major (James Earl Jones) asks the private "Do you know know who invented asexual reproduction, private?" The private replies "Your wife, Sergeant Major?"

I thought this was Wargames.

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