Two Top Al Qaeda Figures Killed By Vicious New Year's Eve Hangovers And Hellfire Missiles But Mostly Hellfire Missiles

Two top al Qaeda officials are believed dead following a New Year's Day drone attack in northern Pakistan, ABC News has confirmed. U.S. officials said Fahid Mohammed Ali Msalam and Sheikh Ahmed Salem Swedan, both on the FBI's most wanted terrorists list, were killed in the CIA strike.
Msalam, who also went by the alias Usama al-Kini, and Swedan were both from Kenya and were indicted in the Aug. 7, 1998 bombings of U.S. embassies in Tanzania and Kenya and for conspiring to kill U.S. citizens.
...John Kiriakou, a former CIA officer and ABC News consultant, described Msalam as "probably the single most prominent African member of al Qaeda" and a leader who known as a "logistics whiz."
"He was very important in al Qaeda's ability to coordinate and plan very complicated terrorist operations," said Kiriakou, adding that the U.S. government had been looking for him "for a very long time."

As the saying goes, you can run but you'll just die tired. Buh-bye.

Posted by: DrewM. at 12:34 AM

Comments

1 Hurray!

Posted by: alexthechick at January 09, 2009 12:36 AM (xUOXi)

2 Drones are breaking up that old gang of mine......

Posted by: Osama Bin Laden at January 09, 2009 12:37 AM (7rbe9)

3 Should old acquaintance be blown up......

Posted by: Ayman al-Zawahiri at January 09, 2009 12:40 AM (7rbe9)

4 But, but Richard Clarke thinks it shouldn't have taken 10 years to track these guys down:

http://tinyurl.com/a2l7qe

Richard Clarke, mofos! RICHARD F'NG CLARKE!

Whatta doof.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at January 09, 2009 12:46 AM (YdNzl)

5 Logistics whiz is now just...whiz.

Posted by: PJ at January 09, 2009 12:47 AM (fyFnu)

6 Richard Clarke....douchebag.

Posted by: Unclefacts at January 09, 2009 12:51 AM (M+Vfm)

7 OT: Girls of the IDF

It seemed to be somewhat related. Somehow. Maybe not.

But they do have guns.

Posted by: SlaveDog at January 09, 2009 12:52 AM (Dn0LG)

8

How many al Qaeda were killed when Richard Clarke was running the show?

I'm pretty sure it was zero.

Posted by: Tinian at January 09, 2009 12:53 AM (Ohodx)

The ball dropped that night on the Clintons in Times Square, and the bomb dropped that night . . .

A satisfying read after a long day's work.

Posted by: Stephanie A. Richer at January 09, 2009 12:54 AM (tc+vt)

10 Kenya, run. Yuk, Yuk.

Posted by: Robert at January 09, 2009 12:55 AM (VotgB)

11 See what happens, Towel Head Alphas, when you start drinking Val-u-rite...you get fucked up by Hellfire Missiles...

That shit doesn't happen to us morons...just to you mooslims....

Posted by: Buck Naked - Pron Star at January 09, 2009 12:58 AM (utes0)

12 Ahh IDF babes, yeah, I'm objectifying them. Tough shit, you feminazi bitches.

Posted by: Unclefacts at January 09, 2009 01:07 AM (M+Vfm)

OT guys and gals, Ace or Drew need to make the Weblog awards sticky to remind people to vote everyday. Ace is currently in second by 4 votes. Im sorry but to "Small dead animals"? If its a good site my apologies but I have never heard of it.

Oh and how in the fuck is Excitable Andy leading by a couple thou over HotAir?

Posted by: Iwillnotsubmit at January 09, 2009 01:09 AM (x7aR3)

14 Small Dead Animals is a Canadian Conservative blog and yes it's a good site.

Posted by: Phil at January 09, 2009 01:17 AM (AOOwS)

15 Well, there's an announcement on the top left of the main page, but it doesn't include the 'friends' of ace we're nominally supporting.

I wrote a list by hand I'm keeping next to the computer, but it seems wrong somehow.

Posted by: Methos at January 09, 2009 01:17 AM (OifLN)

16 Iwillnotsubmit, Kate at SmallDeadAnimals won the best Canadian blog 4 years in a row so she got bumped up to the Conservative blog category so that someone else could win the Canadian category. The topics at her blog range from shooting gophers in the back yard, to Canadian and world wide politics. Her followers are many around the world and as much as I enjoy reading Ace's posts, Kate has a way with words that make it a must read everyday.

Posted by: qwerty1 at January 09, 2009 01:29 AM (AoaKE)

Posted by: qwerty1 at January 09, 2009

That is great to know, I usually go to 7 or 8 different blogs daily and every once in a while click the blog rolls all the way down the list on most sites and have never been there. Always good to add another good Conservative blog to the my favorites.

Posted by: Iwillnotsubmit at January 09, 2009 01:32 AM (x7aR3)

18 Well, i'm voting my ass off. 2 computers here at home and work every day.

The one I don't get is 538.com in Best political coverage.
18000 votes? It's more than anybody, in any category, by a wide margin.
For what amounts to a wonk site. Not humorous or entertaining.
Something is fishy there.

Posted by: Rocks at January 09, 2009 01:33 AM (7rbe9)

19 They apparently have the Al Franken, and ACORN people working there...

Posted by: Unclefacts at January 09, 2009 01:38 AM (M+Vfm)

Posted by: Rocks at January

Very odd. That is a Huffington spinoff and Huffington Post is WAY behind in Best Blog category.

Posted by: Iwillnotsubmit at January 09, 2009 01:39 AM (x7aR3)

Thanks for the post. This hasn't hit the MSM where I get my news. It is great news and makes me wonder about more "collateral" damage. I wonder too, if they are included in the count of civilian dead or the Hamas dead in Gaza?

Posted by: rroe at January 09, 2009 01:39 AM (pLmPp)

22 I have it on good authority that Kate like to guzzle down some Val-u-Rite on occasion...like when she's on the dog show circuit...which is all the time...and she's a Canadian Champion Hobo Hunter, extraordinaire!

Posted by: Buck Naked - Pron Star at January 09, 2009 01:41 AM (utes0)

23 Iwillnotsubmit,
It's BS, has to be a script or something. RealClearPolitics won that category in a walk last year with 5500 votes. 538.com has almost twice the votes the whole category got last year. Whoever is trying to rig it blew it with overkill.
The libs are basically ignoring the weblogs awards or it would be crazy right now.
Wonkette is working it like crazy and they have only managed half what 538.com has.

Posted by: Rocks at January 09, 2009 01:45 AM (7rbe9)

24 Guess who else may be dyin'?

The Seattle PI

Posted by: GregInSeattle at January 09, 2009 02:17 AM (cIZ2j)

25 Is it just me .. those 2 mooslims pictured in the link.. who thinks their mother was a goat? What mugs!

Posted by: sickinmass at January 09, 2009 02:25 AM (/i4dU)

26 Greg, I take it that it's a good thing?

Posted by: sickinmass at January 09, 2009 02:29 AM (/i4dU)

27 A newspaper in Seattle dyin'? Yes, a very good thing. Especially the PI. They're so far left, they make the Seattle Times look moderate.

Posted by: GregInSeattle at January 09, 2009 02:32 AM (cIZ2j)

28 I didn't know!
How could we?
Did you know that 47 countries have re-established their embassies in Iraq ?
Did you know that the Iraqi government Currently employs 1.2 million Iraqi people?
Did you know that 3100 schools have been renovated, 364 schools are under rehabilitation, 263 new schools are now under construction; and 38 new schools have been completed in Iraq ?
Did you know that Iraq's higher educational structure consists of 20 Universities, 46 Institutes or colleges and 4 research centers, all currently operating?
Did you know that 25 Iraq students departed for the United States in January 2005 for the re-established Fulbright program? Did you know that the Iraqi Navy is operational? They have 5 - 100-foot patrol craft, 34 smaller vessels and a naval infantry regiment.
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Did you know that Iraq has a counter-terrorist unit and a Commando Battalion?
Did you know that the Iraqi Police Service has over 55,000 fully trained and equipped police officers?
Did you know that there are 5 Police Academies in Iraq that produce over 3500 new officers every 8 weeks?
Did you know there are more than 1100 building projects going on in Iraq ?
They include 364 schools, 67 public clinics, 15 hospitals, 83 railroad stations, 22 oil facilities, 93 water facilities and 69 electrical facilities.
Did you know that 96% of Iraqi children under the age of 5 have received the first 2 series of polio vaccinations?
Did you know that 4.3 million Iraqi children were enrolled in primary school by mid October?
Did you know that there are 1,192,000 cell phone subscribers in Iraq and phone use has gone up 158%?
Did you know that Iraq has an independent media that consists of 75 radio stations, 180 newspapers and 10 television stations?
Did you know that the Baghdad Stock Exchange opened in June of 2004?
Did you know that 2 candidates in the Iraqi presidential election had a televised debate?
OF COURSE WE DIDN'T KNOW! WHY DIDN'T WE KNOW?
BECAUSE OUR MEDIA WON'T TELL US!
Tragically, the lack of accentuating the positive in Iraq serves two purposes:
It is intended to undermine the world's perception of the United States thus minimizing consequent support; and it is intended to discourage American citizens. Cockholsters. Die.

Posted by: sickinmass at January 09, 2009 02:39 AM (/i4dU)

29 Greg, Our Boston Globe..owned by the NYT.. loses 1 Million dollars a year!
It's like your SI. Say goodbye.

Posted by: sickinmass at January 09, 2009 02:42 AM (/i4dU)

30 Greg..OT.. Is the flooding in the NWas bad as the news says it is?

Posted by: sickinmass at January 09, 2009 02:48 AM (/i4dU)

31 #28-Great list! Thanks. Can I steal it and post across the net? I will give a h/t if you want. I wish this was EVERYWHERE. If our economy doesn't improve, we all might need to move to Iraq, that seems to be where all the action is. If we are going to have a shitty socialist system here, we can all just go over there, it suddenly seems like it might be freer.

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33 "I don't know what all the fuss is about", said an insider earlier today: "We've been working with the flashcards all day and Mr. Panetta can pick out the photo of OBL from an array of portraits of the Utah Supreme Court every time."

"Lately we've been killing a lot of freedom fighters in Afghanistan and Pakistan from intel we got from God knows where." the man went on to say: "We'll put a stop to that straight away."

Posted by: Robert at January 09, 2009 05:22 AM (VotgB)

34 U.S. officials said Fahid Mohammed Ali Msalam and Sheikh Ahmed Salem Swedan, both on the FBI's most wanted terrorists list, were killed in the CIA strike.

To top off their humiliation, Jeff Dunham sticks his hand up their asses and makes them say funny things...

Posted by: kbdabear at January 09, 2009 06:17 AM (miw86)

Some small things make all the difference

http://tinyurl.com/9hd8r6

via the Long War Journal

I have an image of that eTrade kid flying a Predator, saying Happy New Year as he watches the thermal bloom.

Posted by: Jean at January 09, 2009 07:16 AM (L64A6)

36 I like it when high explosives happen to bad people.

Posted by: BMUELLER at January 09, 2009 07:50 AM (XGlpJ)

37
As usual the Ace of Bimbos cites only the sucesses of one side, thereby ensuring that their readers remain uninformed retards.

Posted by: Tom Dubya at January 09, 2009 07:57 AM (8Ekom)

38 28: Yeah, but did YOU know the USA has 3 major Television broadcast networks, 2 major 24 hour cable news networks, a public TV and radio network, and hundreds of national, regional, and local newspapers, all dedicated to spreading anti-American agitprop and defeatism about Iraq?

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 09, 2009 08:04 AM (iafWn)

39 Oh, and Tom Dubua: pull my finger!

We all know Intellectuals like you forever stroke off to the rhythm of gunfire aimed at American troops.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 09, 2009 08:08 AM (iafWn)

40 Yeah, but did YOU know the USA has 3 major Television broadcast networks, 2 major 24 hour cable news networks, a public TV and radio network, and hundreds of national, regional, and local newspapers, all dedicated to spreading anti-American agitprop and defeatism about Iraq?</>

Are you talking to me? Anyway I wasn't referring to your trillion dollar 'success' in Iraq.

By the way is this part of your 'success'?

"Iraqi clerics urge revenge attacks over Gaza"

For some reason the Ace of Bimbos forgot to post this headline.

Posted by: Tom Dubya at January 09, 2009 08:12 AM (8Ekom)

41 Maybe cause that headline has been ongoing for 60 friggin years, Tom?

Liberal pussy.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 09, 2009 08:21 AM (iafWn)

42 40: no, that was aimed at 28, actually.

But you're STILL a Liberal Pussy.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 09, 2009 08:22 AM (iafWn)

43

"and Tom Dubua: pull my finger!"

Never fails. Immediate diversion to teenage homoeroticity. I'm not sure if it due to an immature sexual worldview, an inability to construct the basic sentences needed to articulate an argument, or maybe just an acne thingy.

Posted by: Tom Dubya at January 09, 2009 08:22 AM (8Ekom)

44 Never ceases to amaze me, how Liberals are willing to discount 8 years without further domestic terror attacks and the liberation of 50 million people from abject barbarism... all so they can get the like of Burris, Franken, and Princess Caroline into the Senate and a total, dangerous lightweight into the White House.

Good luck with that, assholes.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 09, 2009 08:24 AM (iafWn)

45
"Maybe cause that headline has been ongoing for 60 friggin years, Tom?"

More of the same? Is that how they define 'success' in wingnutland?

Posted by: Tom Dubya at January 09, 2009 08:25 AM (8Ekom)

46 43: maybe it IS some kind of adolescent thing, Tom: Pussies STILL have that effect on me.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 09, 2009 08:26 AM (iafWn)

47

<Never ceases to amaze me, how Liberals are willing to discount 8 years without further domestic terror attacks and the liberation of 50 million people from abject barbarism.>

Never ceasese to amaze me that the 10,000 dead Americans on Bush's watch is viewed as a 'success.

Posted by: Tom Dubya at January 09, 2009 08:27 AM (8Ekom)

48 45 I suppose in Hollyweird Land or wherever it was you were hatched, hundreds of missiles raining down at your hometown from across the border would result in calls for more politically correct speech codes, public self-flagellation, and a public apology to the Palestinians... anything but a call to get the menace stopped IMMEDIATELY.

If ANY other American town was being bombarded like that for weeks and months... hell, for one day... from Canada or Mexico the nation would demand we blow the people doing it up.

So let me take a page from the Liberal talking points book: until YOU live in a town under Palestinian rocket assault, STFU - you have no right to comment.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 09, 2009 08:30 AM (iafWn)

49

"ever ceases to amaze me, how Liberals are willing to discount 8 years without further domestic terror attacks"

So did Clinton by the way. Does that mean you think he's a great man?

Posted by: Tom Dubya at January 09, 2009 08:31 AM (8Ekom)

50
<So let me take a page from the Liberal talking points book: until YOU live in a town under Palestinian rocket assault, STFU - you have no right to comment. >

Change 'Palestinian' to 'Israeli' add

steal land
lobbing missiles into population centers
blockade
assassination attacks
shutting off the electricity
etc

and STFU - you have no right to comment.

Posted by: Tom Dubya at January 09, 2009 08:34 AM (8Ekom)

So did Clinton by the way.

Totally and humiliatingly incorrect. You lose the Internets, dumbass.

Posted by: spongeworthy at January 09, 2009 08:40 AM (rplL3)

52 "steal land"

From whom? You make no sense. Go play your Poor American Indian gambit somewhere else. Shoo, fly!

"Lobbing missiles into population centers"

Yup, that's what Hezbollah and Hamas do. Haven't heard you whine about it, Pussy.

"blockade"

Yeah, Israel blockaded the Palestinian suicide bombers... whaa! whaa!! whaaa!!! (Don't recall any of your disgusting ilk complaining about THOSE, either)

"Assassination attacks."

Whereas dead Israeli victims aren't hardly worth a mention in your worldview, huh? Suck it Up Jews, is that your idea?

"Shutting off the electricity"

Actually, that is effectively what Hussein did in Iraq and the Environuts in California occasionally do. Don't remember you whining about that, either...

"etc"

Yes... the list of liberal hypocrisy and anti-Semitism is too long to elaborate...

"STFU"

Please do.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 09, 2009 08:46 AM (iafWn)

53
Incorrect? A domestic attack on the WTC in early '93...and no other until 2001. I would have thought even a bimbo like you could do the math...

Posted by: Tom Dubya at January 09, 2009 08:46 AM (8Ekom)

Two terrorist hotshots from Kenya, huh? Kenya? Kenya... where else have I heard about Kenya lately?

Of course I am not suggesting a connection... just slinging the same unaimed fecal matter that the MSM would be if it was say... Alaska.

Posted by: sherlock at January 09, 2009 08:49 AM (8V5Ut)

55 
Iraqis march against Israel, Clerics want revenge...

Okay, Okay, the surge worked.

Posted by: Tom Dubya at January 09, 2009 08:49 AM (8Ekom)

56
<Two terrorist hotshots from Kenya, huh? Kenya? Kenya... where else have I heard about Kenya lately?>

Apparaently when they blew up Radio City Music Hall.

Posted by: Tom Dubya at January 09, 2009 08:54 AM (8Ekom)

Guess who else may be dyin'? The Seattle PI.

Can holdz UAV controlz?

Posted by: sherlock at January 09, 2009 08:56 AM (8V5Ut)

58 Joel Connelly, ace columnist of the P-I likes to call people "knuckledraggers"? Well, if you don't mind, that's "knuckledragger with a fucking job" to you now, Joel! Have a real nice day.

Posted by: sherlock at January 09, 2009 09:02 AM (8V5Ut)

59 Posted by: Tom Dubya at January 09, 2009 08:46 AM (8Ekom)

Forget about the attack on USS Cole that Clinton did nothing about?

Posted by: DCA at January 09, 2009 09:04 AM (DLuhR)

Incorrect? A domestic attack on the WTC in early '93...and no other until 2001. I would have thought even a bimbo like you could do the math...

....and it wasn't even like there was repeated terror attacks against US targets like embassies and the USS Cole in that time period either!...........Oh wait.

Posted by: Jim King at January 09, 2009 09:07 AM (ZM2Vo)

61
<Forget about the attack on USS Cole that Clinton did nothing about?>

Apparently this imbecile thinks Yemen is part of the US. Must have taken Geography in the same hillbilly school as Palin.

Posted by: Tom Dubya at January 09, 2009 09:09 AM (8Ekom)

62
<..and it wasn't even like there was repeated terror attacks against US targets like embassies and the USS Cole in that time period either!...........Oh wait.>

Apparently the word 'domestic' is unfamiliar to the right wing monosyllabic masses.

Posted by: Tom Dubya at January 09, 2009 09:10 AM (8Ekom)

63
Oh, by the way the US Embassy in Yemen was attacked only a few months ago. Apparently wingnuts only count Embassy attacks if they occurred under Clinton's watch.

Militants disguised as soldiers detonated two car bombs outside the United States Embassy compound in Sana, Yemen, on Wednesday morning, killing 16 people, including 6 of the attackers, Yemeni officials said.

New York Times, September 17, 2008

THANKS FOR KEEPING EVERYBODY SAFE GEORGE....

Posted by: Tom Dubya at January 09, 2009 09:18 AM (8Ekom)

64 http://tinyurl.com/2f4gxn Two dudes got a room together for New Years Eve? Hmmm your gonna burn fo sure suckas!

Posted by: B.L. Zee Bub at January 09, 2009 09:20 AM (K4Zxt)

65 "It has become known as the Panetta Plan." a source said: "We will move them from GITMO to a Hilton in Lexington Kentucky where we will also build a small Mosque on the second floor."

"The Panetta Plan is almost he same as the American Plan," said the source: "except that it also includes room service and the mini-bar. We want to encourage them to stay in the room rather than go out and blow up stuff."

Posted by: Robert at January 09, 2009 09:27 AM (VotgB)

66 Of course there wouldn't have been a second WTC terrorist attack if Clinton had taken Osama out when he had the chance during his Presidency but then again that might have cut into his BJ time.

Posted by: Jim King at January 09, 2009 09:33 AM (ZM2Vo)

American embassies and ships are American territory, asshole, like those of every other sovereign nation on earth and that's why attacking them is considered an act of war unlike, say, killing an individual citizen when he's travelling abroad.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 09, 2009 09:36 AM (55TIb)

68

Tom D:

Take the cock out of your mouth, remove the testicles from your eyes and read:

Clinton Let Bin Laden Slip Away and Metastasize

Sudan offered up the terrorist and data on his network. The then-president and his advisors didn't respond.

LA Times, Dec. 5, 2001

Posted by: Tinian at January 09, 2009 09:36 AM (Ohodx)

69
Of course there wouldn't have been a second WTC terrorist attack if Clinton had taken Osama out when he had the chance during his Presidency but then again that might have cut into his BJ time.

Maybe he should have looked for him in Baghdad like Bush...

Posted by: Tom Dubya at January 09, 2009 09:36 AM (8Ekom)

70

"Take the cock out of your mouth, remove the testicles from your eyes and read:"

Perhaps you should save the homoerotic stuff for your porn sites, you'll probably get more satisfaction.

Posted by: Tom Dubya at January 09, 2009 09:38 AM (8Ekom)

71
"American embassies and ships are American territory, asshole,"

What are you trying to say? That the attack on the Embassy in Yemen means BUSH DIDN'T KEEP AMERICA SAFE?

Thank god I was really getting tired of that bullshit talking point.

Posted by: Tom Dubya at January 09, 2009 09:40 AM (8Ekom)

72

Maybe he should have looked for him in Baghdad like Bush...

Posted by: Tom Dubya at January 09, 2009 09:36 AM (8Ekom)

Maybe he should've tried Sudan.

They were were dropping the dime on bin Laden but BJ Clinton couldn't be bothered.

Posted by: Tinian at January 09, 2009 09:42 AM (Ohodx)

73
....and it wasn't even like there was repeated terror attacks against US targets like embassies and the USS Cole in that time period either!...........Oh wait.

Score card.

At least 8,000 dead Americans under Bush's watch

A few dozen dead under Clinton's watch

BUSH WINS SAY THE NEOTARDS.....

Posted by: Tom Dubya at January 09, 2009 09:49 AM (8Ekom)

74

What are you trying to say? That the attack on the Embassy in Yemen means BUSH DIDN'T KEEP AMERICA SAFE?

Posted by: Tom Dubya at January 09, 2009 09:40 AM (8Ekom)

Considering that no Americans were killed, the answer is YES.

And dickhead -- here's a list of how Clinton made sure Americans were safe during his "peaceful" two terms:

* Somalia - 1993 (18 US dead)

* WTC Bombing I - 1993 (six US dead)

* Waco, Texas - 1993 (74 US dead)

* Riyadh Bombing - 1995 (five US dead)

* Khobar Towers - 1996 (19 US dead)

* Embassy Bombings in Kenya and Tanzania - 1998 (12 US dead)

* USS Cole - 2000 (17 US dead)

Pretty good record, eh?

Posted by: Tinian at January 09, 2009 09:51 AM (Ohodx)

75

At least 8,000 dead Americans under Bush's watch

A few dozen dead under Clinton's watch

BUSH WINS SAY THE NEOTARDS.....

Posted by: Tom Dubya at January 09, 2009 09:49 AM (8Ekom)

There would've none dead under Bush's watch if BJ Clinton took out bin Laden when Sudan offered him.

Posted by: Tinian at January 09, 2009 09:53 AM (Ohodx)

76 Geez tommy.....What, were those two shitstains related to you ?
Seems you're taking their deaths kinda' personal.

Posted by: aubrey at January 09, 2009 09:55 AM (wsxco)

77
Pretty good record, eh?

As opposed to thirty times that number under Bush's watch?

Get real.

"Seems you're taking their deaths kinda' personal."

Compared to who, your porn site buddy with the mouthful of testicles?

Posted by: Tom Dubya at January 09, 2009 09:59 AM (8Ekom)

78

The blood of every American killed in the 9/11 attacks, every American soldier killed in Afghanistan and every American soldier killed by al Qaeda in Iraq is on BJ Clinton's hands.

Because he didn't take out bin Laden when Sudan offered him.

Posted by: Tinian at January 09, 2009 10:02 AM (Ohodx)

79

Geez tommy.....What, were those two shitstains related to you ?
Seems you're taking their deaths kinda' personal.

Posted by: aubrey at January 09, 2009 09:55 AM (wsxco)

I hadn't thought of that but it seems likely. After all, Tom Dickbreath isn't the least bit bothered that Clinton didn't take out bin Laden when Sudan offered him.

Posted by: Tinian at January 09, 2009 10:06 AM (Ohodx)

80
Dead Americans due to Foreign Terrorists:

Bush Watch: 3,000 (8,000 if military dead are included)

Clinton Watch: 60 ( excludes deaths due to the domestic terrorists like the US government)

Bush wins by a landslied....

Posted by: Tom Dubya at January 09, 2009 10:09 AM (8Ekom)

81

"I hadn't thought of that but it seems likely. After all, Tom Dickbreath isn't the least bit bothered that Clinton didn't take out bin Laden when Sudan offered him."

And Tinian Dickbreath isn't the least bit bothered that Bush totally ignored Bin Laden for SEVEN YEARS following 911.

Posted by: Tom Dubya at January 09, 2009 10:12 AM (8Ekom)

82

Dead Americans due to Foreign Terrorists:

Bush Watch: a few hundred if both military and civilian dead are combined

Clinton Watch: every American killed in the 9/11 attacks, every American soldier killed in Afghanistan and every American soldier killed by al Qaeda in Iraq

Clinton wins by a landslied....

Fixed it for you, Tom Dickbreath.

Posted by: Tinian at January 09, 2009 10:16 AM (Ohodx)

83 You can relax now tommy Chicago Jesus is ready to seize the reins of power. Let go of you're anger . Booosh is leaving.
With all due respect.
Fuck off .

Posted by: aubrey at January 09, 2009 10:17 AM (wsxco)

84
Okay. I won that one.

Let's move on to our next topic.

"Should Ann Coulter's Jaw Be Welded Shut Again?"

Posted by: Tom Dubya at January 09, 2009 10:18 AM (8Ekom)

85
Or if you don't like that topic...you could write an obituary for Alan Colmes...

Here's one

"After centuries of entrapment in a vaguely humanoid just the alien mutant Alan Colmes was finally permitted to slither out through a nostril and return to the elvin sewers from which he was fished so long ago."

Which I unfortunately can't take credit for.

Posted by: Tom Dubya at January 09, 2009 10:27 AM (8Ekom)

86

Tom Dickbreath:

Your Chicago Jeebus is doing a bang up job on the economy. He speaks and the markets plummet. The DOW is already down 110 points.

I'm sure you're too young to have experienced the Carter years. You're gonna get your chance to experience them now. Only worse.

Posted by: Tinian at January 09, 2009 10:39 AM (Ohodx)

87 Ahh IDF babes, yeah, I'm objectifying them.

It's hard - and dangerous - to objectify a well-armed woman.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at January 09, 2009 10:44 AM (1hM1d)

I do not give a rat fuck about bin Laden. He is of no consequence. If he isn't already dead, he's been rendered ineffective except in tribal areas of Pakistan and Afghanistan where I do not fucking live. This country has not been successfully attacked since September 11, and I like that.

Billy was too busy fucking over the CIA, the military, the Branch Davidians and Monica to go after bin Laden when it might have made a difference.

Posted by: huerfano at January 09, 2009 10:44 AM (knHvu)

What are you trying to say? That the attack on the Embassy in Yemen means BUSH DIDN'T KEEP AMERICA SAFE?
No, just that your claim that no domestic terror attacks occurred during President Clinton's administrations was a lie. Especially when, after you ignored the first WTC bombing, you suggested that the overseas attacks "didn't count", troll.

The Clinton adminstrations figured that the terror attacks were too small to give a shit about (until fighting them a bit to deflect blowjobgate became an administration priority). The Bush administrations didn't make that mistake after 9/11 when assholes like you were saying that it should have been treated as a criminal police matter. So I guess the proof of the pudding will be how your man, Obama, handles it in the future since he knows what to expect since 9/11.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 09, 2009 10:49 AM (55TIb)

90
Wow, D-Toob's welfare check musta come in; bet he flat ran right down to Kinko's so he could post.

Posted by: WonderWartHog at January 09, 2009 10:51 AM (LVT6e)

91
"No, just that your claim that no domestic terror attacks occurred during President Clinton's administrations was a lie"

Let's see. According to the FBI

Domestic terrorism is the unlawful use, or threatened use, of violence by a group or individual based and operating entirely within the United States (or its territories) without foreign direction, committed against persons or property to intimidate or coerce a government, the civilian population, or any segment thereof, in furtherance of political or social objectives.

So there were indeed domestic attacks under Clinton by the likes of right-wing whackadoodlesn like Timothy McVeigh etc. There were also domestic attacks under Bush using WMD's...google 'anthrax'.

Posted by: Tom Dubya at January 09, 2009 11:27 AM (8Ekom)

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google this. D-Toob.

Posted by: WonderWartHog at January 09, 2009 11:33 AM (LVT6e)

93
"google this. D-Toob."

I'm a firm believers that six year-olds should be seen and not heard. Besides shouldn't you be preparing for adulthood by leaning how to read?

Posted by: Tom Dubya at January 09, 2009 11:36 AM (8Ekom)

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Gosh, Toob, that woulda been hurtful had it come from someone I respected.

Posted by: WonderWartHog at January 09, 2009 11:39 AM (LVT6e)

95 trillion dollar 'success'

I'm still chuckling.

Posted by: toby928 at January 09, 2009 11:41 AM (PD1tk)

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BUSH KEPT US SAFE SINCE 9/11

the plaintiff squeal of all those imbeciles who can't spell anthrax

Posted by: Tom Dubya at January 09, 2009 11:42 AM (8Ekom)

97

So there were indeed domestic attacks under Clinton by the likes of left-wing whackadoodlesn like Janet Reno.

Fixed it for you Tom Tubesteak.

Posted by: Tinian at January 09, 2009 11:42 AM (Ohodx)

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When Clinton Lied, People Didn't Die! the stamping of tiny little feet accompany this shrill cry.

Posted by: WonderWartHog at January 09, 2009 11:44 AM (LVT6e)

99

CLINTON KEPT US SAFE.

the plaintive squeal of all those imbeciles who don't the difference between plaintiff and plaintive.

You are weapons grade stupid Tom Tubesteak.

Posted by: Tinian at January 09, 2009 11:46 AM (Ohodx)

100

Okay. I won that one.

Let's move on to our next topic.

"Should Keif Oldermann's Jaw Be Welded Shut Again?"

There. I fixed your typo! No need to thank me.

Posted by: Jim King at January 09, 2009 11:47 AM (ZM2Vo)

101

STOP FEEDING THE TROLL!!

Posted by: Eric at January 09, 2009 11:47 AM (MFvqO)

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...and I think that's plaintive, not plaintiff my legal friend...I'm glad you can spell anthrax tho, who's a big boy?

Posted by: WonderWartHog at January 09, 2009 11:48 AM (LVT6e)

103 Tinian beat me. Shut up Eric, I need to have fun too.

Posted by: WonderWartHog at January 09, 2009 11:50 AM (LVT6e)

104
So there were indeed domestic attacks under Clinton by the likes of left-wing whackadoodlesn like Janet Reno.

Is that you Timmy? I thought you were dead.

Posted by: Tom Dubya at January 09, 2009 11:52 AM (8Ekom)

105

CLINTON KEPT OSAMA SAFE.

well Clinton and Saudi bribes but you get the point.

Posted by: Jim King at January 09, 2009 11:55 AM (ZM2Vo)

106
So, planning on a career in law when you grow up, Toobie?

Posted by: WonderWartHog at January 09, 2009 11:55 AM (LVT6e)

107

Interesting story about the Seattle newspaper, you would think though that the people at the paper could find out what is going on, it IS a newspaper... ya know, NEWS PAPER. Isn't that what they do?

Love the girls of IDF renews my interest in supporting Israel and their continuing operation of removing rats from the defensive tunnels in Gaza. GO ISRAEL!

Great list about the wonderful success our president BUSH has provided for the citizens of Iraq. Wonder if Disney has any plans...

Posted by: Eric at January 09, 2009 11:55 AM (MFvqO)

108 Wonder if Disney has any plans...

PJ O'Rourke called the middle east 'God's Monkey House'
so, perhaps a zoo, maybe.

Posted by: WonderWartHog at January 09, 2009 12:00 PM (LVT6e)

109

Clinton used more military force against the Branch Davidians than Osama bin Laden.

That makes him Tommy Tubesteak's hero.

Posted by: Tinian at January 09, 2009 12:04 PM (Ohodx)

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Way to go Eric, you pissed him off. Toobie took his toys and went home.

Posted by: WonderWartHog at January 09, 2009 12:04 PM (LVT6e)

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<...and I think that's plaintive, not plaintiff my legal friend.>

Thanks. I do sometime need a secretary.

Posted by: Tom Dubya at January 09, 2009 12:07 PM (8Ekom)

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oops, spoke too soon. Boy that was a snappy comeback, Toobie!

Posted by: WonderWartHog at January 09, 2009 12:08 PM (LVT6e)

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Tick Tock, Tommy. Growin' old here.

Posted by: WonderWartHog at January 09, 2009 12:14 PM (LVT6e)

114
zzzzzzzz.

Posted by: WonderWartHog at January 09, 2009 12:15 PM (LVT6e)

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One has to admit that the wart hog does do an excellent impersonation of a chihuahua biting my tires.

Posted by: Tom Dubya at January 09, 2009 12:22 PM (8Ekom)

116
Tommy, come out an play-ay. Tommy, come out and play-AY! Tom-my, come out and PLAY-AYYYY!!

Posted by: WonderWartHog at January 09, 2009 12:23 PM (LVT6e)

117
chihuahua biting my tires.

Yeah, so how's the paper route comin', time to lose the training wheels, Toobie.

Posted by: WonderWartHog at January 09, 2009 12:25 PM (LVT6e)

118
116-(from the movie Warrior Wart Hog)

Posted by: WonderWartHog at January 09, 2009 12:28 PM (LVT6e)

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...(W. Warthog played by Bruce Willis)

Posted by: WonderWartHog at January 09, 2009 12:31 PM (LVT6e)

120
Jeeeez, Tommy, 15 minutes between those hilarious zingers of yours? My ADHD can't deal with all that stimulation. Find me at the top of the page if you want to play some more.
I eagerly await your next deep thought...I'll check in with you in a week.

Posted by: WonderWartHog at January 09, 2009 12:35 PM (LVT6e)

121 Kids.. My point was about the cocksucking MSM.
Clinton hating deserves a whole new thread.

Posted by: sickinmass at January 09, 2009 01:14 PM (/i4dU)

122 115
One has to admit that the wart hog does do an excellent impersonation of a chihuahua biting my tires.

That's because the chihuahua is the right size doggie to bite your training wheels.

Posted by: kbdabear at January 09, 2009 06:58 PM (miw86)

123 As usual the Ace of Bimbos cites only the sucesses of one side, thereby ensuring that their readers remain uninformed retards.

Like the diversity of opinion we get from the Kostards, Wankette, Huffblow, and Democratic Underachievers, eh Tom?

Posted by: kbdabear at January 09, 2009 07:00 PM (miw86)

124 Apparently the word 'domestic' is unfamiliar to the right wing monosyllabic masses.

Domestic to a liberal means "maid and babysitter from Honduras that I employ to show our solidarity with the American worker"

Posted by: kbdabear at January 09, 2009 07:04 PM (miw86)

125 I'm a firm believers that six year-olds should be seen and not heard.

Is that what you told your mom when she caught you sticking your dick in your niece's mouth?

Posted by: kbdabear at January 09, 2009 07:09 PM (miw86)

126 "and Tom Dubua: pull my finger!"

Never fails. Immediate diversion to teenage homoeroticity.

OK, we'll answer like a Kostard.

YOU FUCKING FASCIST HOMOPHOBIC FUCKING RACIST FUCKING HATERS!!!

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