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Information Bleg: My Christmas War With KFMB-AM

Not to get too "2008 Retro" on you all, but would anyone happen to have a screencap of the "Congressional Motors" blog entry on Rick Roberts' blog on the KFMB-AM in San Diego website from early in the day on Christmas Eve? It'll have to be from before mid afternoon (central time) when they flushed the whole thing down the ol' memory hole. I'd love to find copies of it from before and after the attribution to Iowahawk was added to the original entry. Any screencap that also includes the 900+ comments would be peachy.

Why didn't I get a screencap myself? Uhm, yeah. Hello McFly! MORON BLOGGER, remember? People, what makes you think that I know how these blog thingies work anyhow? Have you ever seen me embed a YouTube video here? Think there's a reason why it's never happened? Hell, I don't know if I could even construct a link to any halfway decent lesbian pr0n, much less link a thoughtful, provocative article. I'm usually on the phone with Dave in Texas at least twice during every posting attempt, crying and asking him "Dave, why don't they LIKE me?"

If youse gots whats I needs, youse can reach me at the usual place (farmerruss "at" gmail "dot" com).

On a completely unrelated note, make sure to go vote for the Ace of Spades HQ as the Best Conservative Blog of 2008. As of 10:30 pm CST, the AoSHQ is only ahead of Pamela at Atlas Shrugs by just over 100 votes. If you've been paying attention to the Senate Race in Minnesota, you already know that a 100-vote lead can disappear like virginity on prom night, so go and show your devotion to one of the leading conservative thinkers on the interwebthingy*, mmmmKay?

* (OK, I'm brown nosing here, but dude CAN flat out ball when he's in the zone. Yeah, Pamela's a great blogger who's got a much nicer rack than Ace does, but are we the sort of shallow mouthbreathers who'll vote for who's the best representative of the conservative blogosphere based on their cup size? No. We're the sort of shallow mouthbreathers who'll vote for who's the best representative of the conservative blogosphere based on memorable phrases like "Suck the barbed cock of Satan" and unforgettable graphics like the "Andrew Sullivan Freakout Alert Status". Besides, lauraw just told me that Dave told her that Slublog overheard DrewM talking to Jack, who said that Gabe thinks that if the AoSHQ fails to win this year, Ace is finally going to follow through with switching formats to "all LOLcats, all the time". I'm super serial here.)

LATE BREAKING UPDATE: I just finished voting on all the categories for the weblog awards, and I found one that's AoSHQ Lifestyle approved in the Best Pet Blogs category. You'll know which one it is when you get there. Now you don't HAVE to vote for Ace. And you don't HAVE to vote for nicedeb. But you Abso-freaking-lutely HAVE to vote for Fuck You, Penguin for Best Pet Blog of 2008. I'm begging you here, if you ever listen to anything I say, listen to this: Fuck You, Penguin MUST win this award. The future of this timeline depends upon it. Well, maybe not THIS timeline. How about the timeline where Teh Fred & Sarah Palin win the White House with a 63-35 landslide?

Posted by: Russ from Winterset at 11:39 PM



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1 all i saw was "lesbian pron".



Posted by: Unclefacts at January 05, 2009 11:47 PM (M+Vfm)

2 We can haz ValURite if he duz go lolcats?

Posted by: C in Az at January 05, 2009 11:48 PM (okv17)

3

lolcats are cool as long as there is some ihazahotdog thrown in there too.

 

Posted by: e.koenig at January 05, 2009 11:48 PM (2J+Vs)

4
I don't know what this is about, but I'm sure that icus, the robot auto-contrarian, will be in here any minute to disagree with you.

Posted by: Darling at January 05, 2009 11:58 PM (muwhB)

5 So exactly what are your evil intentions should you find this magic screen cap Russ?

Posted by: C in Az at January 06, 2009 12:00 AM (okv17)

6

  I need it for research purposes.  I need to be sure of the facts before I go off half cocked (like that's ever stopped me before).

  Research purposes?  Oddly enough, that's EXACTLY what I tell my wife about all the lesbian pr0n as well.

Posted by: Russ from Winterset at January 06, 2009 12:03 AM (cdAdD)

7 Yeah, Pamela's a great blogger who's got a much nicer rack than Ace does, but are we the sort of shallow mouthbreathers who'll vote for who's the best representative of the conservative blogosphere based on their cup size?

If Pamela promises a hummer for a vote, it's over my friend.

Posted by: kbdabear at January 06, 2009 12:03 AM (miw86)

8 Have you tried archive.org for the blog pages?  Or Google caches?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 06, 2009 12:05 AM (fnoZ9)

9 All ur baconz are belong to us!

Posted by: Andy at January 06, 2009 12:05 AM (B+HYX)

10 UT = #1 team in BCS.

Posted by: Shill at January 06, 2009 12:06 AM (8jYMc)

11

kbdabear at January 06, 2009 12:03 AM

Dude, I might just vote for her because of your comment.  She wouldn't even have to actually offer the hummer.  A third party visualization of said offer is better than nothing, right?

  Not that I don't love Ace like a brother.......but c'mon, man!  I'm a guy!  We're retarded like that.

Posted by: Russ from Winterset at January 06, 2009 12:07 AM (cdAdD)

12 I remember seeing it before it went down the m'hole along with all those comments, but I didn't save it and I clean out my computer regularly. Isn't there some kind of uberarchive site that saves this stuff? I just went to Iowahawk's site and the linky at Rocky Mtn News is still up with no scrubbing. Good luck with that!

Posted by: C in Az at January 06, 2009 12:11 AM (okv17)

13 Dude, Christmas was last year.

Morons can go back about a week, tops.

Posted by: eman at January 06, 2009 12:13 AM (eSTve)

14 Archive.org...that's what I was trying to remember. Thanks BC!

Posted by: C in Az at January 06, 2009 12:14 AM (okv17)

15 I just went to archive.org, and their site says that "content is usually available 6 months after it's original appearance."  They're up to July 10, 2008 in regards to "760kfmb.com", but unfortunately, I need 12/24/08.

Posted by: Russ from Winterset at January 06, 2009 12:19 AM (cdAdD)

16 A week? Shit, I call it an astoundingly good day if I can remember what I was up to this morning...

Posted by: Unclefacts at January 06, 2009 12:20 AM (M+Vfm)

17 Thanks for the voting reminder, it has been done!

Posted by: jbmeisterswife at January 06, 2009 12:22 AM (VobGa)

18

Better than a screen cap is saving the whole file in .mht format. The only browser I know of that can do that, unfortunately, is IE. And that's just about all I use IE for. There was a Firefox extension that allowed saving a web page as a .mht file but it doesn't work anymore.

Once you have the page saved in .mht format you can open it and do a word search and copy text from it so it's lots better than a screen cap. And you can make a screen cap from it, too. The only drawback is that IE might try to find all of the advertisements and other junk links on the page. I'm not sure if it still tries to do that but it used to and that screwed up opening .mht files. The simple way to fix that is to simply set IE to work off line before opening the file.

To save the file in .mht format you click on File -- Save As... -- then select Web Archive in the drop down menu. It makes a single file that can be emailed and is surprisingly small. So next time you see something you want to document for posterity, save the page instead of or along with a screen cap.

Posted by: Tinian at January 06, 2009 12:25 AM (Ohodx)

19

How many tmes do I need to vote to win the "I voted for AoSHQ and all I got was this lousy t-shirt" t-shirt?

 

Posted by: flenser at January 06, 2009 12:31 AM (CGGjj)

20 Crikey! In the Best Celebrity Blogger category, Wesley Crusher is leading Margaret Choad 283-162!

If I have to see Wesley doing a pirouette on a museum set of the TNG Enterprise bridge in celebration, I suppose it'll be worth it if the only other possible winner was THAT..

As I said on a previous thread, the only thing I can imagine Wil Wheaton blogging about is how Michael Jackson jerks off to TNG DVD sets because of him.

Posted by: kbdabear at January 06, 2009 12:34 AM (miw86)

21

  UPDATE:  11:34 CST, and we're opening up a 200+ vote lead against Atlas Shrugs, but now the lizards at LGF are making a run.  They're 123 votes behind us. 

  Maybe someone should go over there & start commenting about how "intelligent design just might be a good idea after all" to distract them from the voting?

Posted by: Russ from Winterset at January 06, 2009 12:36 AM (cdAdD)

22 How many tmes do I need to vote to win the "I voted for AoSHQ and all I got was this lousy t-shirt" t-shirt?

The guys get shirts. That's just the fucking way it is!

Posted by: Andy at January 06, 2009 12:38 AM (B+HYX)

23

How many tmes do I need to vote to win the "I voted for AoSHQ and all I got was this lousy t-shirt" t-shirt?

 

Posted by: flenser at January 06, 2009 12:31 AM

 

  Actually, you can get one of those shirts made for you after voting once.  If that works for you, let the rest of us know how much it cost, and maybe we'll get some of our own.

Posted by: Russ from Winterset at January 06, 2009 12:38 AM (cdAdD)

24   Maybe someone should go over there & start commenting about how "intelligent design just might be a good idea after all" to distract them from the voting?

Either that or "Vlaams Belang and BNP are butt buddies of mine, we're the only European males left who don't nag you to leave the seat down"

Posted by: kbdabear at January 06, 2009 12:39 AM (miw86)

25 The scary thing is, Ashley Judd had her first onscreen kiss with Wesley Crusher.

Posted by: XBradTC at January 06, 2009 12:41 AM (wwydw)

26 If AoSHQ wins, do we get Israeli Combat Bikini Babe pictures for a month, preferably posing with an UZI?

Posted by: kbdabear at January 06, 2009 12:41 AM (miw86)

27 25 The scary thing is, Ashley Judd had her first onscreen kiss with Wesley Crusher.

I'll bet after she was asked what it was like, she said "I'd rather kiss that big rubber lizard that Captain Kirk fought"


Posted by: kbdabear at January 06, 2009 12:43 AM (miw86)

28 27 25 The scary thing is, Ashley Judd had her first onscreen kiss with Wesley Crusher.

Here's Wesley and his true love, as if you didn't suspect

http://tinyurl.com/2h3tnz

Posted by: kbdabear at January 06, 2009 12:46 AM (miw86)

29 Ace got my vote...hell he's the only one that links to lesbian pron, big titties, camel toe, and gives us all of the Val-u-Rite to drink!

oh, yea. THE FUCKING BARBED COCK OF SATAN!

Posted by: Buck Naked - Pron Star at January 06, 2009 12:49 AM (utes0)

30 Dude, I might just vote for her because of your comment.  She wouldn't even have to actually offer the hummer.  A third party visualization of said offer is better than nothing, right?

I think I'm getting a tingle up my leg

Posted by: kbdabear at January 06, 2009 12:51 AM (miw86)

31 Ya gotta admit, tho, Beverly Crusher was looking pretty good back then. Loves me the redheads.

Posted by: XBradTC at January 06, 2009 12:53 AM (wwydw)

32 31 Ya gotta admit, tho, Beverly Crusher was looking pretty good back then. Loves me the redheads.

Remember when that little shit spawn of hers was on the planet of jogging babes? Nice peaceful planet loaded with hot chicks and the one rule was "don't step in the flower bed". What does that twerp do? Steps in the fucking flowers and gets himself a death sentence. Now, in my opinion any society that can find any bullshit excuse to send Wesley to an early grave should be a Federation Powerhouse. Now, does Picard say "we have to follow the rules of the house"? No, he saves the dork at the cost of having Starfleet banned from the planet forever.  Now, you know what Kirk would have done if faced with the choice of saving an annoying geek or continued shore leave rights to a planet populated by young bimbos. He would have looked at Spock and McCoy and told them he ought to bust them down just for even bringing it up for consideration.




Posted by: kbdabear at January 06, 2009 01:01 AM (miw86)

33   Dude, if Wesley had stepped on those faggy little flowers back in the OLD SCHOOL Trek days, he'd have done it while wearing a red uniform, IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Russ from Winterset at January 06, 2009 01:05 AM (cdAdD)

34 Russ, this will take what seems to be a really long time to open, but the Google-cache-fu might be with me a bit. He put a Harry Reid tag on it, but when it did open for me, it was originally posted  November 21st  but otherwise it looked unadulterated. http://tinyurl.com/73n3zq

Posted by: C in Az at January 06, 2009 01:06 AM (okv17)

35 Russ...and Kirk wold have laid waste to the planet while banging some green babe with big boobies...

Posted by: Buck Naked - Pron Star at January 06, 2009 01:06 AM (utes0)

36

Wow, all that last commet is missing is some more random capitalization and a couple of "SQUAWK SQUAWK"s at the end, and it would be positively ploveresque.

 

Damn, I miss spurwing.

Posted by: Russ from Winterset at January 06, 2009 01:06 AM (cdAdD)

37 Russ, to get the page you're looking for instead of hitting my url, type into google this phrase "the new ford pelosi" then scroll down and you'll see the radio station with the Harry Reid tag to it...that's the page you want for your rant, and I say fuck it, go fully cocked.

Posted by: C in Az at January 06, 2009 01:11 AM (okv17)

38

With the babes and the hubby all tucked in, it's time for this chick to call it a nite. My eyes are googlie from googling. Bye guys! 

Posted by: C in Az at January 06, 2009 01:19 AM (okv17)

39

C in Az, I used your idea about the google search to find the original text of the post up on the site dated 12/23, but I didn't find anything from the 24th. 

That stuff from Christmas Eve is what I'm looking for, as that's when they attempted to add the correction to the stolen piece before they finally shitcanned all the comments and reset the site back to 12/23, deleting everything occuring before the 24th.  By dating their reset 24 hours into the past, it looks to me like they did the reset to try and claim that the flurry of posting they received on the 24th never happened.

I could swear that someone in the comments over there during the morning hours of Christmas Eve stated that they had just downloaded a screenshot of the post, and that it was preserved for posterity.  I was hoping that whoever did that would be over here tonight.

Posted by: Russ from Winterset at January 06, 2009 01:49 AM (cdAdD)

40 I propose a new sort of Godwin's Law. The very mention of the name "Wesley Crusher" constitutes an immediate thread-killer, and the subject is null and void.

On the other hand, I would have voted for Pamela, but I never got a coupon for a hummer.

Posted by: George Orwell at January 06, 2009 01:57 AM (AZGON)

41

Russ,

jdub (as usual, smarter than the rest of us herd of morons) is the one who got the screen caps:

Here

I thought of downloading pages and screen caps too -- about a half hour after they pulled the whole site....

Posted by: notropis at January 06, 2009 01:59 AM (q7STS)

42 Ah, Pamela World. The favorite destination of the sixties Shatner. It inhabits the same star system as Coulter World, which is my first destination. Once I figure out this damn formula for Cavorite.

Posted by: George Orwell at January 06, 2009 02:02 AM (AZGON)

43

Ah, Pamela World. The favorite destination of the sixties Shatner. It inhabits the same star system as Coulter World

Mary Katherine Hamm is easy on the eyes too. In fact, maybe we should have a calendar of Republican Blogger Bikini Babes

 

Posted by: kbdabear at January 06, 2009 02:50 AM (4gHqM)

44 My thoughts re: Mary Katherine flirt with the properly enacted statutes of at least 13 states. I'd be mad at her not returning my letters but, you know, she's busy. I'm sure she'll call soon.

Posted by: jcjimi at January 06, 2009 03:08 AM (sDCw3)

45

42 Ah, Pamela World. The favorite destination of the sixties Shatner. It inhabits the same star system as Coulter World, which is my first destination

Pamela and Annie Baby in the same pic, submitted for your approval

http://tinyurl.com/8btf3e

Posted by: kbdabear at January 06, 2009 03:29 AM (miw86)

46 As of 4:15am, Ace is ahead of LGF by 103 votes. Thanks for the smokes.

Posted by: ErikW at January 06, 2009 04:17 AM (hKtiw)

47 Thanks for the props on the Andy pshop, Russ.

Posted by: mcgurk at January 06, 2009 08:43 AM (n3Ozc)

48 Sorry I couldn't remember your name for the hattip, mcgurk.  I was going to say that Ace gave us the "flaming skull" instead, but even though the flaming skull is a kickass graphic, the image of Excitable Andy up on a cross with a homeland security color-coded outrage chart next to him trumps it every time (and twice on Sundays).  Of course, that's just my opinion.  I COULD be wrong.

Posted by: Russ from Winterset at January 06, 2009 09:43 AM (dyz/7)

49 OK, I'm going to speak in defense of Wil Wheaton.  He's far more AOSHQ Lifestyle friendly than he's getting credit for here.  The guy can talk at length about the first time he played "Wizard of Wor." (and make it interesting, natch)

While his rack is only bigger in sloppily written fanfics (not that I have any direct personal knowledge about that, of course) it's apparent that most of you haven't actually read his blog.  Also, try and find audio of his keynote address at the 2007 Penny Arcade Expo - it's the best hour you'll spend all day.

On a related note, that Penguin and all his little friends can go fuck themselves.

Posted by: Stewed Hamm at January 06, 2009 12:54 PM (zAH08)

50 it's apparent that most of you haven't actually read his blog.

I clicked on the link to Wesley's blog once. TNG anti-Wesley forces put a cookie on my browser to save me though. A screen animation of Q flashed on my screen, and Q says "you pitiful little man, coming to read about Wesley playing games when you could be downloading porn"

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