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Son of Hamas Leader Converts to Christianity, Speaks Out Against Hamas

Interesting.

Here's a quote. This is obvious, of course. But more crucially -- the media must dismiss the son of a Hamas leader as being inexpert on Hamas thinking in order to continue their fantasia of Hamas being interested in a roadmap to peace.

JONATHAN HUNT: Do you believe that Israel can ever strike a peace deal with Hamas?

MOSAB HASSAN YOUSEF: There is no chance. Is there any chance for fire to co-exist with the water? There is no chance. Hamas can play politics for 10 years, 15 years; but ask any one of Hamas leaders, Okay, whats going to happen after that? Are you just going to live and co-exist with Israel forever? The answer is going to be no unless they want to do something against the Koran. But its their ideology and they cant just say Were not going to do it. So there is no chance. Its not about Israel, its not about Hamas: its about both ideologies. There is no chance.

Eh, he was in the intifadas all his life. What would he know about Hamas.

The big question is what do Rosa Brooks and Tom Friedman think about Hamas? They're the real experts, after all. They work for newspapers.


Posted by: Ace at 08:56 PM



Comments

1
Apropos (of) nuthin', a Mormon bishop of mine was a convert from Islam.  His brothers had sworn to kill him sooner or later.

Posted by: WonderWartHog at January 02, 2009 09:07 PM (LVT6e)

2 No problem...Mr. Hopey-Changey's gonna make everything Otay!

Posted by: billygoat at January 02, 2009 09:08 PM (WQqt3)

3

I'm glad he is willing to speak out about Hamas and provide some first-hand insight into it's workings - for those interested.

Too bad though that he'll probably end up as an object lesson to those who cross the religion of (rest in) peace.  

Posted by: RoyS at January 02, 2009 09:14 PM (crV7d)

4 Billygoat, is this before or after the delivery of the skittles shitting unicorns?

Posted by: Unclefacts at January 02, 2009 09:17 PM (M+Vfm)

5 How is this person still alive?

Posted by: Ginger at January 02, 2009 09:18 PM (SNFHk)

6 So, the Holy War that actually isn't a Holy War is still religious. And a war. Nothing to see here.

Posted by: ErikW at January 02, 2009 09:19 PM (hKtiw)

7 Brooks and Friedman just a couple more 'useful idiots'.  You don't "dialog" with them, you just tell 'em to STFU!

Posted by: GarandFan at January 02, 2009 09:19 PM (237hA)

8 I get skittles with my unicorn? Cool.

Posted by: is this going to delay my bailout check on Jan 21? at January 02, 2009 09:21 PM (dvwr4)

9 Nothing says peace like a couple of homicide bombers.

Posted by: Ginger at January 02, 2009 09:22 PM (SNFHk)

10 I might suggest he watch his back of his own father will slit his throat

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at January 02, 2009 09:22 PM (Ou6U1)

11 There is no reason that fanatical Islam and Israel can not co-exist.  Either we can reopen the camps in Poland, or we can nuke the ever loving shit out of Gaza and the West Bank.  In the end. either one is a Final Solution.  Then everything will be OK......

[The preceding was satire.  This is a fucking disclaimer]. 

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at January 02, 2009 09:27 PM (YNSKh)

12

I am definitely going to miss this about George W. Bush.

President George W. Bush on Friday branded the Hamas rocket attacks on Israel an "act of terror" and outlined his own condition for a cease-fire in Gaza, saying no peace deal would be acceptable without monitoring to halt the flow of smuggled weapons to terrorist groups.

It's an AP Article

Posted by: robtr at January 02, 2009 09:29 PM (uJzOr)

13 No, no, no. It's the Religion of Pieces (tiny little bloody ones).

Posted by: wherestherum at January 02, 2009 09:31 PM (jToqn)

14 Hamas is a blip on the roadmap. Otherwise, there's a lotta paving to be done before any actual peace is on the horizon. Lotta paving.

Posted by: Frank G at January 02, 2009 09:31 PM (P0rQD)

Posted by: Frank G at January 02, 2009 09:31 PM (P0rQD)

16 All the equations on the Middle East Chalkboard have failed and need to be erased.

The Iraq part has been done. More old scrawls remain: Gaza, the West Bank, Lebanon, Syria, Iran.

Bush showed us what needs to be done.


Posted by: eman at January 02, 2009 09:32 PM (9jESx)

17
Whenever I hear or read the name Thomas Friedman I think "cockholster".

Why is that?

Posted by: Unclefacts at January 02, 2009 09:37 PM (M+Vfm)

18

Well, hey, if this were Bristol Palin ripping her Mom, it would be Andy Cooper's leading story!

But we know the deciders have made out minds up for us already, and I thank them a great deal for removing my need to think, I can just have their words poured into my head.

I saw that some CNN asshole was on that ship with that black nutcase chick with the googly eyes...

Now, how in the HELL is it that he was on there? I mean, it CAN'T be because he is sympathetic, right? It can't be because CNN producers are sympathetic, could it?

Israel has less than a month to fuck those pieces of shit up, they better get cracking.

Posted by: Senator, Advisor Rev. Dr. E. Buzz Miller at January 02, 2009 09:40 PM (ZSDVz)

19 Does this cat have a quadruple fatwa on him yet? This is going to cause some serious moral consternation for Socky McSockpuppet.

Posted by: JWF at January 02, 2009 09:47 PM (29kbu)

20 My thought exactly Dr. Miller...time is of the essence.

Posted by: ford at January 02, 2009 09:50 PM (Ki7fm)

21 The sad fact is that those retards in Hamas, Whoresbollah, and all the rest of those ignorant asses over there in that infection they call a society, will never live peacefully with each other, so why live that way with your sworn enemy? I mean look, they have no JJOOOOOOOOSSSSS or evil Christianists over in Iraq to speak of, small,small sects and all that but nothing sizeable,right? Yet they, the Muslims, be they Shiite,Kurd, Arab, Turk, Sunni, Sufi or whatever, are always fighting one another, without a Jew or Christian in sight...so the onus for violence is on them, the Muslim Nutsacks. Theb same ones who orchestrate this constant barrage of brainless propaganda that they expect "Murricans to buy wholesale.
I think only dedicated Dems, Leftists and Socialists are buying the Muslim bullshit line as of this week. Only the political Left wants to know what's going around on 'the Arab street...'
I'll tell you what is happening in the Arab street: A riot, a couple of car bombings, some honor killings, a religious persecution or two, and some child molestation. That's about it until they can get back to rocketing innocent Israelis, that's what. And not a whole lot else.
Did I mention getting the younger Arabs to blow themsleves up while the older Arabs reach their senior years? Another wonderful thing 'going on in the Arab Street.'

Sounds like the Arabs need to move their butts to another street, if you ask me. And maybe, just maybe learn, to stop trying to kill the evil JOOOOOOSSS or one another for a day or two, that'd be just ducky,huh?

Not gonna happen, based on the Biblical take/profile on all this but still, a nice thought.

Posted by: Enter sandman at January 02, 2009 09:55 PM (zxaA2)

22
Rosa Brooks and Tom Friedman are not the only experts on the Middle East; don't forget Christianne Armanpour.

She might look like a cocksucker in drag, but Christianne Armanpour knows her shit.


Posted by: Darling at January 02, 2009 09:59 PM (zPMvQ)

23 "Skittles shitting unicorns".  Thats a fucking great line unclefacts!

Posted by: Hammer at January 02, 2009 09:59 PM (8nB5X)

24 What?

Posted by: twat sucks donkey balls at January 02, 2009 10:04 PM (H1t5a)

25 I don't know why Israelis hate humus...it is delicious

Posted by: this buddy of mine at January 02, 2009 10:05 PM (fQk3F)

26
What do you think Obama's plan for peace will chiefly center on?

I'll give you a hint: How do the Democrats fix any problem?

Answer: They throw money at it.

Obama is going to payoff Hamas to limit their rocket-attacks to, say, one thousand a year. Obama will disguise this payoff as money for infrastructure, creating jobs, and environmental upgrades to the communities.

In fact ALL of Obama's plans will sound exactly like that.

Posted by: Darling at January 02, 2009 10:07 PM (zPMvQ)

27

For some reason, the word "intifada" always sounds like something I could get from Taco Bell's 99 cent menu. Sour cream extra.

Still, there's no way the intifada will ever beat the enchirito. But TB really should quit skimping and resume putting the 3 little black olive slices on the thing. Really dresses up the dish. Makes it fancy.

Posted by: genghis at January 02, 2009 10:08 PM (1XErj)

28

A Palestinian official has told Reuters that Egypt had begun exploratory talks with Hamas to stop the fighting.

In other words, "Not in my backyard!"

Posted by: ErikW at January 02, 2009 10:08 PM (hKtiw)

29 It would be a brilliant move for Israel to take out Iran's nuclear sites while everybody is busy watching the action in Gaza. Especially now, while Bush seems to be on Israel's side, and before Obama can do anything to thwart them. No one would even notice the extra military preparations - best place to hide trees is in a forest.

Posted by: lmg at January 02, 2009 10:12 PM (A/vgC)

30 Anybody wanna get a dead pool going on this Yousef guy?

Posted by: Blazer at January 02, 2009 10:12 PM (+FzLa)

31

unless they want to do something against the Koran

Everyone should read the Qur'an so they can see the truth for themselves.  I can promise the world, if you read the Qur'an it will most definately make up your mind about Islam and you will never have any duoubts again.  You can order them online from Amazon.com and many others.

(Sura 2:29)

Posted by: 7HEAVENS at January 02, 2009 10:13 PM (V6gSJ)

32

For some reason, the word "intifada" always sounds like something I could get from Taco Bell's 99 cent menu. Sour cream extra.

Still, there's no way the intifada will ever beat the enchirito. But TB really should quit skimping and resume putting the 3 little black olive slices on the thing. Really dresses up the dish. Makes it fancy.

here here


Posted by: this buddy of mine at January 02, 2009 10:14 PM (fQk3F)

33 Has anybody out there experienced an erection lasting more than four hours?

Posted by: MarieOsmond at January 02, 2009 10:17 PM (H1t5a)

34
H1t5a-

Go away stinky lips.


Posted by: WonderWartHog at January 02, 2009 10:18 PM (LVT6e)

35 'It would be a brilliant move for Israel to take out Iran's nuclear sites while everybody is busy watching the action in Gaza. Especially now, while Bush seems to be on Israel's side, and before Obama can do anything to thwart them. No one would even notice the extra military preparations - best place to hide trees is in a forest.'

My exact thoughts earlier. They have to do it before long, and what better time than to simultaneously take out Hamas and their sponsors.

Posted by: JWF at January 02, 2009 10:19 PM (29kbu)

36 How about three hours?

Posted by: MarieOsmond at January 02, 2009 10:20 PM (H1t5a)

37 Everyone should read the Qur'an so they can see the truth for themselves.

I read the Koran and all I saw was a bunch of gibberish interspersed with "kill the infidels". Did I miss something? Islam and "Truth" don't really seem to be all that acquainted with each other.

Posted by: venividivici at January 02, 2009 10:21 PM (LnZ6b)

38 "Has anybody out there experienced an erection lasting more than four hours?"

You mean other than the MSM during the election?

Posted by: Unclefacts at January 02, 2009 10:23 PM (M+Vfm)

39

33 Has anybody out there experienced an erection lasting more than four hours? 

No, but I've one for three.  It was worrisome to me, but the goat didn't seem to mind it nor the sheep.  (Sura 2:29)

Posted by: 7HEAVENS at January 02, 2009 10:25 PM (V6gSJ)

40 Rush Limbaugh's erection lasts for the three hour duration of his show,but I'm talking,without the aid of Viagra.

Posted by: MarieOsmond at January 02, 2009 10:28 PM (H1t5a)

41 Unless Mosab is worshiping at the Cato Baptist Church in D'Lo, Mississippi, I'd take a giant grain of kosher salt with anything this supposed ex-goat humper says.

Drop a bomb on this fucker. He's sucking up the good air and I'm finding it hard to breathe.

Posted by: burnt toast at January 02, 2009 10:30 PM (BWrM0)

42 The "Sons of Pigs and Monkeys" sure seem to be kicking Allah's hairy ass.

I agree on the hitting Iran now part. The door is open and then the door is closed.


Posted by: eman at January 02, 2009 10:33 PM (9jESx)

43 Did you know that Hobo is pronounced Hamas in Isreali?

Posted by: robtr at January 02, 2009 10:33 PM (uJzOr)

44 Twenty minutes?

Posted by: MarieOsmond at January 02, 2009 10:35 PM (H1t5a)

45 Hobo-mas?

Wares mah Val-U-Rite! It's a huntin' season!

Posted by: Unclefacts at January 02, 2009 10:37 PM (M+Vfm)

46

Tom Friedman's favorite hobby is wearing a Nazi uniform while he masturbates in front of a mirror.

Posted by: jaleach at January 02, 2009 10:39 PM (gHrZU)

47 Has anybody out there experienced an erection lasting more than four hours?

Yes.  I'm glad you asked.  When I heard Barack Obamas speech. My, I felt this thrill going up my leg.   And then....  well you know the rest.

Posted by: Chris Matthews at January 02, 2009 10:40 PM (RLBRw)

48

Did you know that Hobo is pronounced Hamas in Isreali?

I'm glad someone has finally mentioned this. I once wrote a paper in college arguing, quite successfully I might add, that Abraham left Ur because too many hobos lived in that city. In fact, the word "Israel" can be translated as "a land without hobos".

 

Posted by: jaleach at January 02, 2009 10:43 PM (gHrZU)

49 MOSAB HASSAN YOUSEF!?!

You have got to be fucking me!  He doesn't know shit!  What makes you think he knows more about Gaza than we do?

You Zionists are a bunch of wankers.

Posted by: The BBC at January 02, 2009 10:44 PM (RLBRw)

50

Yes.  I'm glad you asked.  When I heard Barack Obamas speech. My, I felt this thrill going up my leg.   And then....  well you know the rest.

At least you spared us the details of what ran down your leg shortly afterwards.

Posted by: genghis at January 02, 2009 10:45 PM (1XErj)

51 FUCK FREIDMAN AND PARKS.

WHAT'S REALLY SCARY IS THIS:

JONES AND MALLEY AND OBAMA'S SCOWCROFTIANS - WHICH INCLUDES GATES - FAVOR INVITING HAMAS TO THE "PEACE PROCESS" TABLE AND CHATTING WITH THEM.

Posted by: reliapundit at January 02, 2009 10:45 PM (Hhqr7)

52 "In fact, the word "Israel" can be translated as "a land without hobos".


I'm betting the translation of Gaza will be too....

Posted by: Unclefacts at January 02, 2009 10:45 PM (M+Vfm)

53

"In fact, the word "Israel" can be translated as "a land without hobos".

What do they eat?

Posted by: robtr at January 02, 2009 10:49 PM (uJzOr)

54

51 FUCK FREIDMAN AND PARKS.

WHAT'S REALLY SCARY IS THIS:

JONES AND MALLEY AND OBAMA'S SCOWCROFTIANS - WHICH INCLUDES GATES - FAVOR INVITING HAMAS TO THE "PEACE PROCESS" TABLE AND CHATTING WITH THEM.

*ahem*

Only Spurwing has permission to comment in an "all caps" format here. But thanks for shouting at us.

Posted by: genghis at January 02, 2009 10:52 PM (1XErj)

55

"In fact, the word "Israel" can be translated as "a land without hobos".

Check the history. Egypt is the land of hobos. That whole parting the Red Sea thing? The waters swallowed up pursuing hobos.

Posted by: jaleach at January 02, 2009 10:52 PM (gHrZU)

56 I've been potificating on this subject the last few days.  And what I've come up with is that the Jews in Israel more than likely prayed for a LONG time before settling on this course of action.

Posted by: LC at January 02, 2009 10:53 PM (K37tB)

57 Haven't you ever seen a kosher hobo?

Posted by: Jean at January 02, 2009 10:55 PM (xCBQ4)

58 I am pleased that Mr. Yousef has professed Christ.

It seems that any reasonable person would find something wrong with a religion that advocates flying airplanes into buildings, blowing up busloads of civilians, and all the things we've come to expect from Islam. That's quite some religion you got there guys.

Contrast that Christ's declaration that the foremost commandment is to love God and the second is to love one's fellow-man. Moreover, Christ interpreted the 6th Commandment to include hating one's fellow-man. Though Ghandi asserted that Christians are unlike Christ, it remains that loving one's fellow man and eschewing hatred is a central notion of Mr. Yousef's new religion.

Posted by: Steve Poling at January 02, 2009 10:58 PM (UWHTf)

59

Haven't you ever seen a kosher hobo?

Good point. I'm reminded of the manna falling from the skies. Actually, one translation of the word "manna" refers to hobos. Thus we can conclude that hobos rained down from the heavens to sustain the Israelites during their sojourn in the desert. I think it goes without saying that these hobos were kosher.

Posted by: jaleach at January 02, 2009 11:00 PM (gHrZU)

60 Israeli chicks are hot,but don;t wear too well,after thirty they should be put to work in the fields,while the next batch is ushered in.

Posted by: MarieOsmond at January 02, 2009 11:01 PM (H1t5a)

61 Moses with an umbrella! raining hobos?

Posted by: robtr at January 02, 2009 11:04 PM (uJzOr)

62

57 Haven't you ever seen a kosher hobo?

Deviled hobo ain't too bad either. Corned-hobo, pickled hobo, stir-fried hobo, pan-seared hobo, baked hobo, sauteed hobo, broiled hobo, chicken-fried hobo, grilled hobo, smoked hobo,...it's all tasty. Except for hobo sushi. Unwise to eat the critters raw. Bad aftertaste.

Posted by: genghis at January 02, 2009 11:04 PM (1XErj)

63 57 Haven't you ever seen a kosher hobo?

Do they not have cloven feet?

Posted by: this buddy of mine at January 02, 2009 11:09 PM (fQk3F)

64 I personally wrote Rosa Brooks yesterday to tell her she was a naive fool and its no wonder why newspapers are going under.

AWD

Posted by: Angry White Dude at January 02, 2009 11:10 PM (pvCNz)

65

Moses with an umbrella! raining hobos?

I'm aware that there could be some Jews reading this thread that are offended by the numerous references to hobos in the Old Testament. Fear not. Historians have found Gnostic gospels that tell about the time that Jesus embraced a hobo and was willing to accept even this wretched creature into the Kingdom of God. Some scholars take a different tack and actually believe that the fish Christ handed out was really hobo meat. It's all been hushed up to prevent a panic from spreading through the religious community.

 

Posted by: jaleach at January 02, 2009 11:15 PM (gHrZU)

66

Though Ghandi asserted that Christians are unlike Christ, it remains that loving one's fellow man and eschewing hatred is a central notion of Mr. Yousef's new religion.

Uhmmm Ghandi was Hindu

Posted by: robtr at January 02, 2009 11:16 PM (uJzOr)

67

"Christ's declaration that the foremost commandment is to love God and the second is to love one's fellow-man. "

Yup, couldn't have said it any better myself.

Posted by: ErikW at January 02, 2009 11:18 PM (hKtiw)

68 I'm Jewish, and remain un-offended.

Let the hobo-rama continue!

Posted by: Unclefacts at January 02, 2009 11:19 PM (M+Vfm)

69 I'll tell you what is happening in the Arab street: A riot, a couple of car bombings, some honor killings, a religious persecution or two, and some child molestation. That's about it until they can get back to rocketing innocent Israelis, that's what. And not a whole lot else.

You forgot calibrating the taxicab meters to run at 0.5/1.0 , marking up expired beef jerky at the store, and haggling for KY Jelly for the camel.


Posted by: kbdabear at January 02, 2009 11:28 PM (miw86)

70

I'm Jewish, and remain un-offended.

Let the hobo-rama continue!

Oh, you know all about it, then. I remember when I was writing my paper for school I went to the library at the local Jewish Community Center. Nice folks all around. But when I started asking questions about the references to hobos, I was quickly ushered into a secret room in the basement--I know this because there was a sign that said, "Secret Jooooos room" on the door--where several Jewish scholars essentially confirmed what I'd discovered but asked me to keep it a secret. Turns out that the Jews have been working behind the scenes since the beginning of human history to protect humanity from the hobo conspiracy.

By the way, anyone else notice that Hitler was a hobo? Think about it. He lived the hobo lifestyle as a young man in Vienna.

Posted by: jaleach at January 02, 2009 11:30 PM (gHrZU)

71 Though Ghandi asserted that Christians are unlike Christ, it remains that loving one's fellow man


"The Bible says to love your fellow man as you love yourself. Am I supposed to jerk him off too?"  - Rodney Dangerfield

Posted by: kbdabear at January 02, 2009 11:30 PM (miw86)

72 You know, every time I see Freidman's NYT mugshot, it looks like he is saying "Sure, I'm a piece of shit, but I'm a piece of shit with a big megaphone, and let's face it, it's fun to make a really big loud stinky."

Posted by: sherlock at January 02, 2009 11:33 PM (8V5Ut)

73

"How about three hours?"

 

Only while thinkin of you darlin, only then.

Posted by: The Great Satans Ghost at January 02, 2009 11:35 PM (12jhv)

74

I'll tell you what is happening in the Arab street: A riot, a couple of car bombings, some honor killings, a religious persecution or two, and some child molestation. That's about it until they can get back to rocketing innocent Israelis, that's what. And not a whole lot else.

Throw in goat fucking and you have a typical Friday in the Arab street. Good times, my friend, good times.

Posted by: jaleach at January 02, 2009 11:35 PM (gHrZU)

75 When they took you to the Sekret Jewish Room, did they show you the hand shake?

Posted by: Unclefacts at January 02, 2009 11:37 PM (M+Vfm)

76 You know this guy's family are now bound by honor to kill him.

Posted by: katya at January 02, 2009 11:40 PM (oRJZj)

77

When they took you to the Sekret Jewish Room, did they show you the hand shake?

I'm not at liberty to discuss that. Even as I write this, there's a group of shady looking characters wearing yarmulkas sitting in a car outside my house. I've said too much!!!!


Posted by: jaleach at January 02, 2009 11:41 PM (gHrZU)

78

I'll tell you what is happening in the Arab street: A riot, a couple of car bombings, some honor killings, a religious persecution or two, and some child molestation. That's about it until they can get back to rocketing innocent Israelis, that's what. And not a whole lot else.

Throw in goat fucking and you have a typical Friday in the Arab street. Good times, my friend, good times.

These are slanderous and racist lies.  When will this attach on Muslims end? We do not fuck goats.  Sheep?  Maybe.  But definitely NOT goats.  Except, every other Friday, which is "Fuck a Goat Friday" and the 3rd Wednesday of each month for "Mohammad (PBUH) Can't Dance & Your Daddy Can't Rock & Roll Wednesday".

Posted by: CAIR at January 02, 2009 11:42 PM (RLBRw)

79 Mohammed was a hobo. Why else was he in that cave?

Posted by: jaleach at January 02, 2009 11:49 PM (gHrZU)

80

I'd have a sniper ready, just in case that 12th Imam pokes hid head out of the well just to see what all the noise (and molten green glass) is about.

BTW, I think that Mobab Yousef guy is okay for a while. Despite what the Koran says, the people who can't protect themselves are usually the first to go, like 13 year old rape victims. Hey, even that Solomon Rushbaby guy is still around, and he's had a pretty fat fatwa on his head for, what, 25 years now?

 

Posted by: bregerbilder at January 02, 2009 11:51 PM (ItJuJ)

81

Apropos (of) nuthin', a Mormon bishop of mine was a convert from Islam.  His brothers had sworn to kill him sooner or later.
His brothers were gay?

Posted by: andycanuck at January 02, 2009 11:55 PM (55TIb)

82

BTW, I think that Mobab Yousef guy is okay for a while.

As long as he wears a suit of armor to protect himself from bullets and knives while living in a cave, he'll be just fine.

Posted by: jaleach at January 02, 2009 11:57 PM (gHrZU)

83 His brothers were gay?

Lost me, Hoss.

Hog.

Posted by: WonderWartHog at January 03, 2009 12:00 AM (LVT6e)

84

That was a Prop.8 reference, WonderWartHog, from our tolerant, gay friends in California's actions.

Haven't you ever seen a kosher hobo?
They're the circumcised ones, right?

Posted by: andycanuck at January 03, 2009 12:03 AM (55TIb)

85 The lovely and vivacious Mrs. SlaveDog used to have a pet goat.

That's really all I'm willing to say about it. 

I know what you're thinking.  And, well, yes.

But not that.

Posted by: SlaveDog at January 03, 2009 12:04 AM (6Gy0q)

86 aaaaaaaah.

Posted by: WonderWartHog at January 03, 2009 12:04 AM (LVT6e)

87

"At least you spared us the details of what ran down your leg shortly afterwards."

It was semen all right?  That's right, I said it.  I don't care; that's my job.

Posted by: Chris Matthews at January 03, 2009 12:05 AM (fhJCy)

88 I am proud of this guy for figuring out being part of Islamic-Hamas was a dead end street. 

Posted by: Richard the Lionhearted. at January 03, 2009 12:13 AM (0Gde6)

89 Damn! Another Christianist to dig make shit up on.

Posted by: Andi Sullivan at January 03, 2009 12:15 AM (HF2US)

90 72 You know, every time I see Freidman's NYT mugshot, it looks like he is saying "Sure, I'm a piece of shit, but I'm a piece of shit with a big megaphone, and let's face it, it's fun to make a really big loud stinky."

BTW, when is Freidman going to STFU about LaGarbage Airport? Yes, we know it looks like you could film the final scene of Casablanca there without any changes. I wonder how you even GET to LaGarbage from Manhattan since what passes for freeways in Queens look like what was leftover after a nuclear attack in the 50s.  Try telling Albany not to let every nosepicking pencil pusher or neanderthal transit worker retire with full benefits at the age of 27 and you might have money left over to build a new avante garde terminal there.

Another hint for Freidman who won't shut up about how he can call his wife on the cell from Bejing clearly but not from Fairfax to Bethesda. If any carrier wants to put up a cell tower within 50 miles of your wine and brie neighborhood, the lawsuits fly. The Chinese don't have to sweat lawsuits or eminent domain. If they want to put up a cell tower in your baby's nursery, there isn't jack you can do about it. Maybe the reason you can't reach her while driving home on the Beltway is because she dropped the phone while hastily trying to refasten her bra and her pilates coach can't find his car keys.



Posted by: kbdabear at January 03, 2009 12:22 AM (miw86)

91

Another hint for Freidman who won't shut up about how he can call his wife on the cell from Bejing clearly but not from Fairfax to Bethesda. If any carrier wants to put up a cell tower within 50 miles of your wine and brie neighborhood, the lawsuits fly. The Chinese don't have to sweat lawsuits or eminent domain. If they want to put up a cell tower in your baby's nursery, there isn't jack you can do about it. Maybe the reason you can't reach her while driving home on the Beltway is because she dropped the phone while hastily trying to refasten her bra and her pilates coach can't find his car keys.

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Posted by: genghis at January 03, 2009 12:50 AM (1XErj)

92 Richard Gere: Arabs are a burden on the world and should be annihilated.

Sean Connery: We are talking from the point of strength, what if we were the weak ones?

Mel Gibson: Zionists are the soruce of destruction, I wish I can fight against them.

Tom Cruise: The Arabs are the source of terrorism, they don't spare anyone without attacking them. I hope that Israel destroys all of them.

Anthony Hopkins: Israel means war and destruction and we Americans are behind this war and I am ashamed of being American.

Al Pacino: Take a look at Israel's history and you would knwo who the terrorist is.

Dustin Hoffman: Humanity seized to exist when Israel was established.

Ralph Fiennes: We are now living in a jungle where the strong eats the weak. We are not better than the Arabs to despise them.

Wil Smith: Both sides are wrong and the killing must be stopped.

George Clooney: Bush, Sharon, Blair and Rice are names that history will damn.

Angelina Jolie: Arabs and Muslims are not terrorits. The world should unite against Israel.

The only source I can find for these quotes floating around are the weirdo arab sites. Even Mel's quote is hard to believe in that it is not written in idiomatic english. I can't believe someone churns this crap out so they can play both victim and righteous.


Posted by: A Plover In Every Pot! at January 03, 2009 01:03 AM (wFYko)

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Thank you! I'm speechless!.. Well, actually I'm not.  Please call my agent so that my acceptance speech has the highest possible network coverage. My speech will be covering topics such as why global warming is turning the chlorine in my pool orange. I'll assure the world that their Gaia Kink Barack Obama is sending warm auras of love over the audience and will align Orions Belt to smile on the universe. Oh, and that little fake titted skank Lindsey Lohan and her ugly lez parasite better not show up at my afterparty and hog MY glory...


Posted by: kbdabear at January 03, 2009 01:08 AM (miw86)

94 92 Richard Gere: Arabs are a burden on the world and should be annihilated.

That collection of quotes HAS to be bullshit. Richie Gerebil talks that mumble-jumble kumbaya Zen Buddhism even when he's in the middle of letting Alvin, Simon, and Theodore explore his alimentary canal.


Posted by: kbdabear at January 03, 2009 01:16 AM (miw86)

95 A Plover
Why is it so hard to believe? These fucks have an uncanny ability to turn black to white with the press. I gotta believe making shit up is their standard M.O.. Wow it's weird that Modus operandi (MO) is how we describe the way most criminals act and also the name of the guy that gives Hamas their MO (marching orders) from the grave.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 03, 2009 01:16 AM (MOdlB)

96 I remember thinking back when Hamas became the duly elected government of the Gaza strip that the Gazan civilians had just voted themselves onto the Israel's enemies list and that Israel would be reasonably justified in bombing the whole place to rubble and killing them all.  I'm actually quite surprised that Israel hasn't responded more harshly and sooner than they did.  And as far as "proportionate response" goes, I'd say that Israel has still got the kid gloves on compared to what I would consider proportionate--I look at stated goals, where Hamas wants to utterly destroy Israel and kill all her citizens, but the Israelis merely want Hamas to stop attacking them with rockets and shit.  A truly "proportionate" response would be attempted genocide on the Palestinians.  The only reason it looks like Israel is attacking more aggresively than Hamas is that Hamas fucking sucks at war, whereas Israel's pretty good at it.   So Hamas's all-out attack is pathetic and ineffectual, whereas Israel's measured and limited response is imressively deadly.

Posted by: Calix at January 03, 2009 01:43 AM (8d3U/)

97

And while I'm here, I'd like to congratulate Mosab Hassan Yousef on abandoning the Religion of Death and finding his way onto the Road that leads to Life.  I wish him good health, long life, and a fulfilling career of some sort.

 

Posted by: Calix at January 03, 2009 01:50 AM (8d3U/)

98 What do you think Obama's plan for peace will chiefly center on?

I'll give you a hint: How do the Democrats fix any problem?

Answer: They throw money at it.

Obama is going to payoff Hamas to limit their rocket-attacks to, say, one thousand a year. Obama will disguise this payoff as money for infrastructure, creating jobs, and environmental upgrades to the communities.

In fact ALL of Obama's plans will sound exactly like that.

Posted by: Darling at January 02, 2009 10:07 PM (zPMvQ)

****


democrats dont fix problems, they cause them- in between throwing temper tantrums

 

Posted by: akornzombie at January 03, 2009 01:58 AM (NvvUP)

99 4 the delivery of the skittles shitting unicorns?
Posted by: Unclefacts
 Ok, Unclefacts..you get that bacon back.

Posted by: sickinmass at January 03, 2009 03:12 AM (/i4dU)

100 Anthony Hopkins: Israel means war and destruction and we Americans are behind this war and I am ashamed of being American.

WTF?? I mean, someone isn't even trying.

Posted by: VRWC Agent at January 03, 2009 03:28 AM (o2slJ)

101 22
Rosa Brooks and Tom Friedman are not the only experts on the Middle East; don't forget Christianne Armanpour.

She might look like a cocksucker in drag, but Christianne Armanpour knows her shit.

Yes, my mate does know her shit as you humans call twak-pa-fann. In the Vulcan Science academy you are required to study your shit and its composition down to a detail you might call anal.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go look at the Captain's log...

Posted by: Mr Spock at January 03, 2009 03:32 AM (miw86)

102

Uhmmm Ghandi was Hindu

Not to mention a raging racist and advocate of genocide. 

 

Nope, wouldn't fit the narrative.

Posted by: Paulitics at January 03, 2009 03:32 AM (/4dJj)

103 97

And while I'm here, I'd like to congratulate Mosab Hassan Yousef on abandoning the Religion of Death and finding his way onto the Road that leads to Life.  I wish him good health, long life, and a fulfilling career of some sort.

Congratulations also from me. I wish him all of the above and more. Like a .45 ACU, quick reflexes, and instinctive familiarity with the Mozambique Drill. Unfortunately in his world he's going to need it. To fear your own flesh and blood, that has to be hell...


 


Posted by: Mr Spock at January 03, 2009 03:36 AM (miw86)

104 46

Tom Friedman's favorite hobby is wearing a Nazi uniform while he masturbates in front of a mirror.

Maureen Dowd dresses up in her SS camp guard outfit and together she and Tom play "Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS and the Bad Bushie Nazi"




Posted by: kbdabear at January 03, 2009 03:41 AM (miw86)

105 Uhmmm Ghandi was Hindu Not to mention a raging racist and advocate of genocide. Nope, wouldn't fit the narrative.I knew that pacifisim crap was an act! Nobody's that nice.

Posted by: akornzombie at January 03, 2009 03:46 AM (NvvUP)

106 Sarcasm on or off, Akorn?  'Cause if it's on, I'd be happy to lay some knowledge on you about Ghandi.

Posted by: Paulitics at January 03, 2009 03:50 AM (/4dJj)

107 The only dialog between Israel and Hamas should go like this

Hamas: "hahlloh?This is Nazir Rayan, who is dis?"
IDF: "You know who this is..."
Rayan: "Uh, yes, yes I do... I sent some men over with a package, I didn't hear back from them. ... Is everything alright?"
IDF: "Tell ya what... forget the money"
Rayan: "What? That's a lot of money... What are you doing?"
IDF: "What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone, that's what"
Rayan: "I don't understand...."
IDF: "Because there is a dead man on the other end of this fuckin' line"

Posted by: Neil McCauley at January 03, 2009 03:51 AM (miw86)

108 Let's not forget we haven't been attacked at home by this scum since 9/11/01.
Thank You GWB.
 At a lecture the other day they were playing an old news video of Lt.Col. Oliver North testifying at the Iran-Contra hearings during the Reagan Administration.
It was 1987..
There was Ollie in front of God and country getting the third degree, but what he said was stunning!
He was being drilled by a senator; 'Did you not recently spend close to $60,000 for a home security system?'
Ollie replied, 'Yes, I did, Sir.'
The senator continued, trying to get a laugh out of the audience, 'Isn't that just a little excessive?'
'No, sir,' continued Ollie. 'No? And why not?' the senator asked.
'Because the lives of my family and I were threatened, sir.'
'Threatened? By whom?' the senator questioned.
'By a terrorist, sir' Ollie answered.
'Terrorist? What terrorist could possibly scare you that much?'
'His name is Osama bin Laden, sir' Ollie replied.
At this point the senator tried to repeat the name, but couldn't pronounce it, which most people back then probably couldn't. A couple of people laughed at the attempt. Then the senator continued. Why are you so afraid of this man?' the senator asked.
'Because, sir, he is the most evil person alive that I know of', Ollie answered.
'And what do you recommend we do about him?' asked the senator.
' Well, sir, if it was up to me, I would recommend that an assassin team be formed to eliminate him and his men from the face of the earth.'
The senator disagreed with this approach, and that was all that was shown of the clip.

By the way, that senator was Al Gore!
Godspeed Israel, your Navy, Army, and Air force..We are behind you.

Posted by: sickinmass at January 03, 2009 04:06 AM (/i4dU)

109 Mosab Hassan Yousef is a Christian.

Christians are dim witted rubes living in red state fly over country.

Therefore Mosab Hassan Yousef has no credibility about Hamas.

QED.

Where's my bailout?

Posted by: The New York Times at January 03, 2009 04:11 AM (kMka0)

110 Terrorist pilot Mohammad Atta blew up a bus in Israel in 1986. The Israelis captured, tried and imprisoned him. As part of the Oslo agreement with the Palestinians in 1993, Israel had to agree to release so-called 'political prisoners.'
However, the Israelis would not release any with blood on their hands, The American President at the time, Bill Clinton, and his Secretary of State, Warren Christopher, 'insisted' that all prisoners be released.
Thus Mohammad Atta was freed and eventually thanked us by flying an airplane into Tower One of the World Trade Center .. This was reported by many of the American TV networks at the time that the terrorists were first identified. It was censored in the US from all later reports.
Just in case you forgot.


Posted by: sickinmass at January 03, 2009 04:13 AM (/i4dU)

111

As long as muslims hate Jews, there will be no peace.

Also, there will be no peace until one side destroys the other, and makes it their bitch. (see Germany, Japan, 1945.)

Posted by: Jones at January 03, 2009 04:25 AM (KOkrW)

112 Why can't we all get along?

Posted by: Rodney King at January 03, 2009 05:54 AM (RLBRw)

113 because we're human, and conflict is inevitable. That, and they started it.
/sarc

Posted by: akornzombie at January 03, 2009 05:58 AM (NvvUP)

114

sickinmass, that is a long-debunked urban legend.  I believe the terrorist in question was an Abu-something or other who was a PLO(or one of their splinter groups) type.

Osama Bin Laden was nothing more that a mujahideen money guy in 1987.  It wasn't until the Gulf War in 91 that he went off the deep end.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at January 03, 2009 06:24 AM (wgLRl)

115

"MOSAB HASSAN YOUSEF: There is no chance. Is there any chance for fire to co-exist with the water? There is no chance. Hamas can play politics for 10 years, 15 years; but ask any one of Hamas leaders, Okay, whats going to happen after that?"

It is silly to claim one can know what would happend after a peace. The comment of a  few Hamas leaders who might be long gone are irrelevant.

Of course any peace would require that Israel stop its blockade of Gaza since according to most Israeli cheerleaders, blockades are acts of war.

Posted by: TW at January 03, 2009 06:55 AM (8Ekom)

116

sickmass is a dumbass

Boston Globe...

<i>Last week, many news organizations, including The Boston Globe, reported that US authorities believed Atta had attacked a commercial bus in Israel in 1986. But Second Circuit US Court of Appeals records show that was a case of mistaken identity. Another man, a naturalized US citizen who used the alias of Mahmoud Atta, was arrested in that attack.</i>

Posted by: TW at January 03, 2009 07:05 AM (8Ekom)

117
 "Let's not forget we haven't been attacked at home by this scum since 9/11/01.
Thank You GWB."

Amazing how many morons forgive Bush for 911.

Posted by: TW at January 03, 2009 07:07 AM (8Ekom)

118 The Boston Globe? Those pansies. Its right their in the NYT style manual: We repeat the same stories even after contradicting evidence has been made known to us. Ask any Republican. Are you sure Mohammahd Atta (either one) isn't a Republican? A highly placed government official hinted that elements of the Bush administration had secret discussions with a man calling himself Mohammadh Atta as early as 1981. Go ahead, prove its not true.

Posted by: The New York Times at January 03, 2009 07:22 AM (kMka0)

119 Where's my bailout, dammit?

Posted by: The New York Times at January 03, 2009 07:24 AM (kMka0)

120

sickinmass, that is a long-debunked urban legend.  I believe the terrorist in question was an Abu-something or other who was a PLO(or one of their splinter groups) type.

Osama Bin Laden was nothing more that a mujahideen money guy in 1987.  It wasn't until the Gulf War in 91 that he went off the deep end. ~ A Balro of Morgoth

That would be Abu Nidal.  He was killed by Saddam (who gave him sanctuary) when Saddam was tidying up loose ends before the invasion in 2003.

Posted by: RickZ at January 03, 2009 07:28 AM (7yEV+)

121 Mohammid Atta: Murderous thug, check; warmonger, check; dead, check. Seems just like Ronald Reagan to us.

Want some U.S. government Homeland Security secrets? Read tomorrow's New York Times.

Posted by: The New York Times at January 03, 2009 07:34 AM (kMka0)

122 <i>The Boston Globe? Those pansies. Its right their in the NYT style manual...</i>

Apparently this bimbo thinks the Boston Globe makes up facts about the Second Circuit  US Court of Apeals and is too stupid to look it up for himself...

http://tinyurl.com/796tn6



Posted by: TW at January 03, 2009 08:45 AM (8Ekom)

123
Amazing how many morons forgive Bush for 911

No, Tom_W. I thank him. I thank him everyday for my Porsche 911 (thanks to his tax cuts - specifically the cap. gain rate).

What's your problem w/ the 911? Are you a Boxster fan? Isn't that a bitch car?

Posted by: Rodney King at January 03, 2009 09:03 AM (RLBRw)

124 Calix +1

For anyone to actually emerge from the most entrenched population of Islamofascists to convert into a Christian at peril of their own mortal life is worth noting the details of the situation. To oversimplify the situation, Christianity seems to have presented MOSAB HASSAN YOUSEF a buffer between radical Islam and Zionist Judaism. To be fair, one must allow the man his opportunity to do good works; note well that he chose an indigenous and more ancient religion than Islam from his homeland. To be skeptical, it is true that one must  beware of a wolf in sheep's wool. Be as wise as a serpent, as cunning as a fox, and as gentle as a lamb.

As an observer hoping it's the network FOX, not just the cable FOX programming, this will make for some great weekend viewing. 

Make sure to tune in and watch the entire thing. Per FOX, "Escape from Hamas airs Sat (1/3) at 10pm, and repeats at 1am & 4am, EST, and Sun at 9pm, with repeats at 12 midnight, 2am, EST. [Stop The ACLU]

Posted by: maverick muse at January 03, 2009 09:03 AM (F1b/5)

125 No, Tom_W. I thank him. I thank him everyday for my Porsche 911 (thanks to his tax cuts - specifically the cap. gain rate).

What's your problem w/ the 911? Are you a Boxster fan? Isn't that a bitch car?


Stop that! You're making my pussy hurt.

Posted by: TW at January 03, 2009 09:07 AM (2ZltR)

126




MOSAB HASSAN YOUSEF = the Muslim version of JOE THE PLUMBER




Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 03, 2009 09:08 AM (9Cooa)

127

>What's your problem w/ the 911? Are you a Boxster fan? Isn't that a bitch car?

 

MichaelJ Fox drove one in Doc Hollywood.

Posted by: Jones at January 03, 2009 09:15 AM (KOkrW)

128 Kinda makes family get-togethers a little awkward--dad trying to kill son and all, you know.  The Religion of Peacetm at work again.

Posted by: In Exile at January 03, 2009 09:23 AM (qLV26)

129 MichaelJ Fox drove one in Doc Hollywood.

Aw, fuck! You're right. Ugh.

Since, I'm going all MJF now, I wonder if I can still find a DeLorean (a la Back To The Future).

Posted by: Rodney King in a cardigan at January 03, 2009 09:30 AM (RLBRw)

130

Liberal loons aren't convincing a soul about their assbackwards thinking. ask any person on the US street and they will tell you Hamas are terrorists and Israel is rightly defending themsleves. No doubt the liberal media will continue to paint Hamas as the victims-right up until they do a terrorist attack on our soil. They aren't going to stop if they prevail in Isreal-neither would Iran. It only emboldens the insane dictators of the world to move to the next target. The US will be one of those targets, they make no bones about how they feel.

 

Is it me or are liberals even more crackpot this year than usual? They do shoot themselves in the foot opening their own mouths.

Posted by: sucker! at January 03, 2009 09:53 AM (lFi0+)

131 GandHi, folks.  NOT "Ghandi."  If you're going to put someone some fuckin' knowledge, your command of the subject would be more believable if you could correctly spell it.

And yes, he was pretty awful, and the only reason that pacifism shit worked is that he was up against a fundamentally decent nation.  Try some nonviolent resistance against Hamas.  Let me know how that works out for you.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at January 03, 2009 10:04 AM (1C1Sl)

132 Um, I work for 911, and if you're going to be that way, call 411 the next time you have a tight, squeezing sensation in your chest.

[Stomps off.]

Posted by: Cathy (in Chicago) at January 03, 2009 10:05 AM (3xgoE)

133 Mary Katherine Ham has a nice take on Obama's press conferences


http://tinyurl.com/96bgsa

Posted by: Dave C at January 03, 2009 10:24 AM (EQZ7I)

134 Who paid for McKinney's little rowboat ride....Who paid?????
Why does the media, CNN in particular hate Jews?

Posted by: free at January 03, 2009 10:28 AM (cFwGO)

135 Look,

I know I look ridiculous in this diaper but just play along...

Posted by: John Candhi at January 03, 2009 10:41 AM (Am6n/)

136

"What's your problem w/ the 911? Are you a Boxster fan? Isn't that a bitch car?"

Playing dumb? I expect that doesn't take much effort.

Posted by: Tom_W at January 03, 2009 11:33 AM (8Ekom)

137 Transnational Liberals will never understand that some ideologies can not be negotiated with.  Radical Islam is such a philosophy.    This is why Europe will be a Cliphate inside of twenty years.

Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at January 03, 2009 11:36 AM (THCKo)

138
Awww, won't anyone fight with you Dtoob?



Posted by: WonderWartHog at January 03, 2009 11:41 AM (LVT6e)

139

JOE THE PLUMBER gets AoSHQ stomping from Enter Sandman!

It was so hard to watch I quoted someone who said, "Joey it only hurts til your unconscious."  Enter Sandman reminds me of the former Heavy weight UFC champion Chuck Lidell, aka, The Iceman.  Formidable.  I wanted no part of it (and still don't Enter Sandman)  Never mind ...

Posted by: 7HEAVENS at January 03, 2009 12:46 PM (uhsrr)

140 Fox didn't drive a Boxster you assholes. The Boxster wasn't even out yet. It was an older(early '60's?) 356 Cabriolet. Jagoffs.

Posted by: hutch1200 at January 03, 2009 01:11 PM (nZLD/)

141 When are Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton going to convert to Christianity, by the way?

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 03, 2009 01:18 PM (iafWn)

142

33 Has anybody out there experienced an erection lasting more than four hours?

I had them all day in high school. Except for gym class. I never had them there.

 

Posted by: frankly at January 03, 2009 01:37 PM (HFA4A)

143 134 Who paid for McKinney's little rowboat ride....Who paid?????
Why does the media, CNN in particular hate Jews?

Ted Turner

Posted by: Deety at January 03, 2009 02:01 PM (1jglO)

144

"What's your problem w/ the 911? Are you a Boxster fan? Isn't that a bitch car?"

The Boxster is a Miata for bull dikes.

Get a real man's car, like a Mercedes CLK63 AMG Black. The Jerries got tired of being compared to the French, so they decided to tune their V8's to sound and torque like a muscle car.

 

 

Posted by: kbdabear at January 03, 2009 04:28 PM (miw86)

145

"What's your problem w/ the 911? Are you a Boxster fan? Isn't that a bitch car?"

I love the Boxster, it matches my shirts and it has a lot of compartment space for my buttplugs

 

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at January 03, 2009 04:31 PM (miw86)

146

Last week, many news organizations, including The Boston Globe, reported that US authorities believed Atta had attacked a commercial bus in Israel in 1986. But Second Circuit US Court of Appeals records show that was a case of mistaken identity. Another man, a naturalized US citizen who used the alias of Mahmoud Atta, was arrested in that attack.

stupid wingnuts. it was a completely different muslim!

Posted by: Shortshanks at January 03, 2009 04:36 PM (k7SeR)

147 it was a completely different muslim!

duh

Posted by: toby928 at January 03, 2009 06:22 PM (PD1tk)

148

Amazing how many morons forgive Bush for 911

Personally, I forgive Clinton for it. He's the one who employed a limp-wristed approach to the Middle East after WTC '93, Mogadishu, Khobar Towers, U.S.S. Cole, and Saddam's violation of the no-fly zone.

But as I say, I forgive him. The country wasn't willing to take the situation on in the '90s and Clinton knew it.

Posted by: The Band at January 03, 2009 07:01 PM (QtRBc)

149

It seems that any reasonable person would find something wrong with a religion that advocates flying airplanes into buildings, blowing up busloads of civilians, and all the things we've come to expect from Islam. That's quite some religion you got there guys.

Ef u tink thas sumtink you must red, the Qur'an.  (Sura 2:29)

Posted by: 7HEAVENS at January 03, 2009 07:35 PM (sINnw)

150 The bad muslims are good  and the good muslims are  bad  
thats how fucked up the koran (islam) is
ps bad muslims get along with the outside world
     good muslims kill infidels

Posted by: pby at January 03, 2009 09:15 PM (oAoZT)

151 Playing dumb? I expect that doesn't take much effort.

Tom_W, of course I'm playing dumb. I don't want to go over your head. Unfortunately, all us Morons seem to keep doing that to you.

To get any more remedial, I think I'm going to have to channel an amoeba. So your expectation is (again) wrong.

Posted by: Rodney King in a cardigan at January 03, 2009 09:16 PM (RLBRw)

152

once anyone opens a book, and begin to understand the words upon the page, not what is put forth by the one that is telling you that s(he) is the teacher...

the teacher gives forth the lesson, its up to the student to go forth and gather other data; this is the job of learning, too many rely upon the ones calling themselves as teachers, and submit their power to that individual...

study what marx was talking(writting) about when he stated "religion is the opiate of the people)...how long will humans allow themselves be enslaved to "religion"...christ, abraham, saul, mohnammad,  nor david were "religious"...cult of personality...beware of cults, even blog cults...KEEP YUR  POWER...

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157 not true because bad muslims are killing innocent people ,good muslims are killing their oppressors (resistance) i know too much about politics and i can tell you than nothing happens with out a reason ,and i think any one  would do the same if they were in the same place ,in fact jews and muslim are not enemies but israel is based on sionism and there is a difference ,so anyone in this world should hate israel ,and if he or she does ,he should hate usa because they are supplying them with money and arms only because some sionist are in pression lobby in the usa so they are manipulating governement because they have money to support them in elections,in fact before israel many jews

Posted by: John_mac21 at January 16, 2009 06:18 AM (oh7hD)

158 not true because bad muslims are killing innocent people ,good muslims are killing their oppressors (resistance) i know too much about politics and i can tell you than nothing happens with out a reason ,and i think any one  would do the same if they were in the same place ,in fact jews and muslim are not enemies but israel is based on sionism and there is a difference ,so anyone in this world should hate israel ,and if he or she does ,he should hate usa because they are supplying them with money and arms only because some sionist are in pression lobby in the usa so they are manipulating governement because they have money to support them in elections,in fact before israel many jews lived in arabs countries and they were more than pleased there ,anyway any god believer should condamn killing innocents if you are jewish and not sionist you should condamn israel

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