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Over 1,100 Cars Burned in France on New Year's Eve *Alone*

Up 30% from last year's tally of 848.

Thanks to CJ.

Posted by: Ace at 02:11 PM



Comments

1 Maybe they should rebrand it Angel's Eve.  It worked for Detroit, right?

Posted by: amp at January 02, 2009 02:13 PM (h37S5)

2 I think this is a government conspiracy to force people to use public transportation.

Seriously though, at this point why the hell would you even own a car in France and not garage it?

Posted by: Rocks at January 02, 2009 02:13 PM (Q1lie)

3 Time to play "Guess the religious affiliation" again!

Posted by: notropis at January 02, 2009 02:14 PM (Ew9a7)

4 Must be those unemployed French 'yutes' we hear so much about.

Posted by: Scipio at January 02, 2009 02:14 PM (T1l1O)

5 Officials were also on guard against possible attacks after five sticks of dynamite were left in a Paris department store just before Christmas by a so-far unidentified group demanding a withdrawal of French troops from Afghanistan.

Umm hello? Why the hell haven't we heard about this before?
Is dynamite in department store very common in France or something?

Posted by: Rocks at January 02, 2009 02:15 PM (Q1lie)

6 Time to play "Guess the religious affiliation" again!

Ooooo me, me! Zoroastrianism?

Posted by: Rocks at January 02, 2009 02:16 PM (Q1lie)

7 Relax, The One is near.

Posted by: eman at January 02, 2009 02:17 PM (9jESx)

8 -

Liberté, Egalité, Arsonité

-

Posted by: BumperStickerist at January 02, 2009 02:17 PM (MKFU7)

9 I note they don't say who did it? Is it because they know and don't want you to know? Let me guess, members of the religion of peace. How did I do?

Posted by: bill-tb at January 02, 2009 02:19 PM (7evkT)

10 I can haz flyin carz?

Posted by: Zombie lolSheikh Nizar Rayyan at January 02, 2009 02:20 PM (3Bqev)

11 What's wrong with the French? What are their insurance premiums like? If somebody tried to torch my car I would kill them.

Posted by: A Plover In Every Pot! at January 02, 2009 02:22 PM (dxwRh)

12

Spontaneous combustion of French cars is not uncommon; it is in the owner's manual.

Posted by: blogRot at January 02, 2009 02:22 PM (EKMxC)

13 So we have this, and Rachel Lucas has a post about England having emergency calls coming every 7 seconds during New Years.  So my question is where are the reports about all the violence in America during New Years?  I mean afterall, we are the violent bloody barbarians to the proper evolved Europeans.  And if they have had this happen why then dammit there should be stories about entire towns wiped-out New Years Eve in the Good Ole USA.  That's what we always have to hear isn't it?  With our love of violence and guns and all that.

Posted by: buzzion at January 02, 2009 02:24 PM (Lrsi6)

14 Someone's making a FORTUNE on carbon ofssets

Posted by: tobwing plover at January 02, 2009 02:24 PM (PD1tk)

15 Oui! We did it! We finally broke 1,000!

Posted by: French Yutes at January 02, 2009 02:25 PM (Q1lie)

16 Hmmm...this sounds like an "opportunity" for the Detroit auto makers. Perhaps they can engineer a flame proof car? Or, if that's too hard (our engineers seem to be on autopilot) perhaps they can bring back the Chevette and sell it so cheap in France that if it's car-b-qued, well, they can just buy another!

Posted by: shibumi at January 02, 2009 02:27 PM (tZB/c)

17 This was all organized by the UAW in an attempt to improve auto sales. The pilot program was in France, but the first stateside rollout of the strategy will be in Detroit.

Posted by: Jim62sch at January 02, 2009 02:28 PM (6rQXk)

18 The Pimp Hand of the United States of America will not tolerate this hijinx.

France, rest easy. President Huxtable is about to teach the world a firm but fair lesson about coexistence, respect, and wisdom wryly delivered from faux-black arrivistes in argyle sweaters.

I can't believe I just equated The One with assertiveness. A pimp would know better than to send his kids to Sidney Friends.

Posted by: railwriter at January 02, 2009 02:28 PM (XcsD4)

19 So we have this, and Rachel Lucas has a post about England having emergency calls coming every 7 seconds during New Years.  So my question is where are the reports about all the violence in America during New Years?

I live in South Central Los Angeles.  At 12, I heard a couple of pea-shooters, then nothing.

The tables are turning.

Posted by: baldilocks at January 02, 2009 02:28 PM (nymRr)

20 Gotta love those Islamic ghettos they have. High-rise apartment blocks full of pissed-off unemployed native-born Islamics. Supposedly a lot of them are better-armed than the cops, which knocks the European gun-control theories on their ass. Fuckers are getting AK's and RPG's through the Balkans. Not many, but you'll see them at the worst of the riots.

Posted by: SGT Dan at January 02, 2009 02:28 PM (+PoXK)

21

These youths are just acting out because of unemployment and poor living conditions. They just need more welfare and respect for their culture. And also, the jooooooos.

 

-typical moonbat

Posted by: fugazi at January 02, 2009 02:30 PM (MYZo6)

22 just expressing their embarrasment.....citroen, peugeot & renault's are some of the most hideious looking cars on the planet

Posted by: ugly kid joe at January 02, 2009 02:30 PM (QOu25)

23

Ace,

To be fair, as blogRot points out, how many of these cars were set aflame by disaffected "yutes", and how many were old Citroens, Renaults, and Peugeots that just gave up the ghost and short-circuited themselves to death?

 

Posted by: mmack at January 02, 2009 02:30 PM (xhZSJ)

24 @13:  Well....3 individuals in Columbus, OH were shot (just injured) by police when the revelers refused to quit firing into the air.  That's as bad as it's gotten in the blood-thirsty USA, as far as I know.

Posted by: April at January 02, 2009 02:31 PM (2B3NC)

25 As always, the French presage the future of the nation below Canada. This is simply a brilliant Gallic gesture to demonstrate the way out for our domestic auto companies. Just think... if urban Obama youths managed to burn a few hundred cars nationwide every night, GM and Chrysler would have to produce cars to replace them! It's a perfect example of goverment creating jobs. We could even pay the Obama youths and provide the incendiaries... more work for the matchmakers!

E pluribus insania.

Posted by: George Orwell at January 02, 2009 02:32 PM (AZGON)

26 Let them eat hummus

Posted by: Marie Al'Antoinette at January 02, 2009 02:33 PM (waaUg)

27

This is all due to global warming, Bush's assault on the Constitution and/or Israeli aggression.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 02, 2009 02:35 PM (B+qrE)

28

What no Bloodhound Gang references?

Posted by: polynikes at January 02, 2009 02:36 PM (m2CN7)

29 >>Supposedly a lot of them are better-armed than the cops, which knocks the European gun-control theories on their ass.<<

Would you like butter with your popcorn?

Posted by: railwriter at January 02, 2009 02:37 PM (XcsD4)

30 C'est la revolution, motherfuckers.

Posted by: railwriter at January 02, 2009 02:42 PM (XcsD4)

31 Assholes.

Posted by: mossback at January 02, 2009 02:43 PM (in8Vs)

32 Does not Karl Rove's evil know no bounds?

Posted by: Nico at January 02, 2009 02:44 PM (51ePm)

33 Zut alors! You guys are making great comments today. Thank God some people are left who don't want to give up hobo-hunting and alcoholism in favor of Unicorn worship.

I will point out that the current state of European car quality is pretty top notch. I rented a Peugeot 307 for two weeks in November, and it was a great ride. Great fit and finish. Same for, believe it or not, a Fiat I rented. But over xmas I rented a new PT Cruiser in the Bay Area, Calif... What a piece of shit. Like a sardine can with enamel and vacuformed plastic. The suspension of a brick. This is why the Not So Big Three are dying. And they ought to, if they can't get their act together and declare FUCKING BANKRUPTCY so they can reorganize.

But no, the sugar from Bush's teat and the milk soon to come from Obastard are too tasty to decline.

Posted by: George Orwell at January 02, 2009 02:45 PM (AZGON)

34 Well, the Seattle police shot a guy in a German WWII uniform who was holding a gun, does that count as New Year's mayhem? Also, that guy in Aspen who planted bombs and disrupted the New Year's Eve celebration there. But, nothing happened. Apparently our mischief makers are less effectual than in France and England.

Posted by: ParanoidInSeattle at January 02, 2009 02:46 PM (AJ4xq)

35 >>Spontaneous combustion of French cars is not uncommon.... <<

la combustion d'auto Française spontanée

It's so very French, and it's all the rage Europe.

Posted by: SlaveDog at January 02, 2009 02:46 PM (H6Jyg)

36 Just another example of UAW thuggery as it forces people to buy new cars!

Posted by: CDR M at January 02, 2009 02:53 PM (TJoU6)

37 George Orwell,
I hear you on the PT Cruiser.  I had to rent one in San Diego a year ago for a conference and that was a piece of shit.  My old Ford Explorer could turn tighter and handle better than that!

Posted by: CDR M at January 02, 2009 02:55 PM (TJoU6)

38

I'm so glad that France is better than the US.

Yeah...

Posted by: Senator, Advisor Rev. Dr. E. Buzz Miller at January 02, 2009 02:55 PM (ZSDVz)

39 Will France be asking for an auto bail out?

Posted by: SlaveDog at January 02, 2009 02:59 PM (H6Jyg)

40 Goetterdaemmerung, bitches. Tuerkische gastarbeiter was a 1970s humility ploy. The Central Powers alliance is solid, and reunification satisfied the immediate requirement: a generation of resentful, unemployed Prussians, plus a sectarian Turkish well-adjusted shock-troop to assimilate the angry French Islamists.

Nur einem Kultur: die neues allgemeines Deutschland erwachsene!

Posted by: railwriter at January 02, 2009 03:00 PM (XcsD4)

41 You mean the PT Cruiser doesn't just look like a POS?


Posted by: eman at January 02, 2009 03:03 PM (9jESx)

42 A PT Crusier is just a Neon with a different body shape.  You get what you pay for and a Crusier is one of the lower priced of the Chrysler vehicles.  But yeah it blows.

Posted by: polynikes at January 02, 2009 03:06 PM (m2CN7)

43 The french cars just burst into flames when yutes walk by, it's in the union rulez.

Posted by: TC at January 02, 2009 03:07 PM (QXKjZ)

44 16  <snip> car-b-qued...

Posted by: shibumi at January 02, 2009 02:27 PM (tZB/c)

Thanks! Now I've got to clean beer off of my keyboard!


Posted by: RoadRunner at January 02, 2009 03:11 PM (MJFrd)

45 Le Foof!

Le Boom!

Le Run!

Posted by: eman at January 02, 2009 03:11 PM (9jESx)

46 What depresses me is that it's getting so hard to tell the difference between France and the nation below Canada.

We've got guns (sorta), they have foie gras and truffles. At least they can eat as much fattening foie gras as they want. Try to carry a concealed firearm in most of our states and you go to jail.

They burn cars, we burn public money. It's becoming a matter of taste, which place sucks more.

"Please, Sir Lord Senator, may I have another $17 billion?"

I'm not kidding when I say all the bad that's in France is coming over here. And none of the good, which for me is the food and architecture. Of course, they stopped building the good stuff a century ago, and the food is a holdover of tradition centuries old. You can't transplant that stuff.

Look for the following to happen here... Now, every commercial for a foodstuff on French TV has a crawler at bottom of screen reminding, in a helpful nanny state way, to eat properly with the correct servings of fruit and veg. And in an illustration of our nanny state exporting itself, some law has been passed in France where virtually every restaurant is now compelled to be non-smoking. That wasn't true as late as 2006 or 2007.

The West seems to be hell-bent upon becoming a dreary, hectoring, tasteless, bland stint in a waiting room, where you can't spit, sing, smoke, or stand where you want. Liberty is just a word, and an unfamiliar one.

Posted by: George Orwell at January 02, 2009 03:15 PM (AZGON)

47 Ain't diversity just grand!!!

Posted by: Jesusland at January 02, 2009 03:17 PM (khPxz)

48
This is ripe for giving the ROPers a taste of their own medicine:  Get a beater, stick an oxygen generator rigged with a release valve sensitive to heat (a capsule sprinkler head would do the trick) next to the fuel tank, park it on the street in the <i>banlieues</i> and leave it there for evening festival.

Kaboom!  Carbeque with chunks of yute.

Posted by: MikeO at January 02, 2009 03:19 PM (7WIEF)

49 They're Peugeots, are we sure this was really arson, and not self-combustion?

Posted by: Unclefacts at January 02, 2009 03:20 PM (M+Vfm)

50 I wonder who these youths are that are doing this? There's just no way to even guess, maybe France needs an anti-youth law.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 02, 2009 03:21 PM (PQY7w)

51 President Huxtable?  I wish.  It's an insult to compare Obama to him.

Anyway, I keep wondering when the State Department is going to issue an advisory on traveling to France.  (Or have they already and I missed it?)  Seems like France is pretty friggin' dangerous for non-YOUEEs these days.

(YOUEE = Youth Of Unidentified Ethnic Extraction)

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at January 02, 2009 03:22 PM (1C1Sl)

52 According to eye witness David St. Hubbins, there was this blinding flash of light on New Years and POOF... the cars were gone leaving behind thousands of green globules....

Posted by: Scott in OC at January 02, 2009 03:23 PM (vIery)

53 I knew a girl who had a Citroen DS-21.  Goofy looking car and I used to tease her about it, until one afternoon she gave me a ride in it and we went to a secluded spot, where she showed me how enormous the back seat was - a regular boudoir.  Then she gave me another ride in it.  She gave great car!

Posted by: sherlock at January 02, 2009 03:24 PM (8V5Ut)

54 So, back this, eh?  Maybe GM should start marketing in France...

Posted by: Crash at January 02, 2009 03:24 PM (4vaju)

55 Yep, but the security folks in France say there's nothing serious or worrisome about that increase. Same guys who said move along now nothing to see or worry about when those funny guys with swastikas on their uniforms marched through Paris.

Posted by: eaglewingz08 at January 02, 2009 03:24 PM (W88Qb)

56
eman, you crack me up.

Posted by: Shannon at January 02, 2009 03:25 PM (v4qA1)

57 I was in Detroit at the Peak of Devil's night. Those "youths" were a little different from France's "youths".

Posted by: dfbaskwill at January 02, 2009 03:26 PM (ympAm)

58

The French are so refined. We should be more like France. They laugh at us, you know. Like the way we were all uptight about Bill Clinton's

perjury

oval office blowjobs

  lying about sex.

Posted by: Warden at January 02, 2009 03:26 PM (QoR4a)

59 Apparently French cars lack retardant properties.


Posted by: Mr. Obvious at January 02, 2009 03:28 PM (nTM50)

60 Well, the Seattle police shot a guy in a German WWII uniform who was holding a gun, does that count as New Year's mayhem

I read a WW2 history forum where some of the members are into these re-enactments. They get all indignant when some old lady chews them out for running around dressed like the SS.

Posted by: A Plover In Every Pot! at January 02, 2009 03:29 PM (b6qHD)

61 France? We're already there. Billy C. is running around like a distinguished elder statesman, according to every MSM outlet. It's as if that pesky episode about lying to a grand jury and impeachment and being disbarred in his home state never happened. See, we ARE France now. The baguette has been dans le four for decades now, baking in academia and the press. The victory of President Unicorn Flatulence is merely the golden scent of the bread emerging from the oven. I predict if Obastard gets some Prezidenshul nookie on the side and gets caught, he will be lauded for his progressive attitudes. If he lies under oath about anything, it will be the fault of the haters persecuting and prosecuting The Black Man, not Barry's fault. Gods can do no wrong. Especially Frenchified Gods.

Posted by: George Orwell at January 02, 2009 03:34 PM (AZGON)

62

I mean, look, the French have things figured out. They only work, like, 32 hours a week with 6 weeks vacation every year.

This leaves them more time for apologizing to angry, car burning Muslims.

We could learn a lot from the French. I'm glad that Obama will make them respect us again.

Posted by: Warden at January 02, 2009 03:34 PM (QoR4a)

63

Apparently French cars lack retardant properties.

The same cannot be said for the French themselves.

Posted by: Warden at January 02, 2009 03:35 PM (QoR4a)

64

I love how they mention the relative lack of police confrontation as a positive.  Isn't that the sort of thing that police might want to get a little confrontational about?  It's almost as if the French police force surrendered or something.  If only I could think of a historic parallel...

Posted by: Hollowpoint at January 02, 2009 03:39 PM (rf03a)

65 This leaves them more time for apologizing to angry, car burning Muslims.

We could learn a lot from the French. I'm glad that Obama will make them respect us again.


Look for King Barry Hussein O'Guiltwhite to make that "major" speech in the Mideast soon. If you'll recall, in Berlin he did a lot of apologizing for our wicked nation. When he makes his oratorical Mideast genuflection, you'll see a new definition of "grovel" and "abasement." He'll make the French look like Prussian martinets.

Posted by: George Orwell at January 02, 2009 03:41 PM (AZGON)

66 Some really gory photos.

Photo #7 first popped up on my screen. It looked fake, as if people were sleeping. Then, I saw the guy with his face shot off. Also, you will noticed that people's feet are facing the wrong way. I will always feel sorry for the children. They don't have a choice in this. Note that the adults appear to be in Hamas uniforms.

Posted by: A Plover In Every Pot! at January 02, 2009 03:49 PM (b6qHD)

67 I hope those dickheads have Geico.

Posted by: mossback at January 02, 2009 03:49 PM (in8Vs)

68 The lady who runs the site with the gory photos is trying to make the point that the harm caused by quassam rockets is neglible and the harm caused by Israeli rockets is horrendous.

The question remains: Then why the fuck don't you stop shooting them into Israel? If you are achieving nothing, and getting destroyed in return, knock it the fuck off!

Posted by: A Plover In Every Pot! at January 02, 2009 03:55 PM (b6qHD)

69

When I read the article, it indicated that the "Police" had anticipated this violence, since it seems to happen every year.  What did they do, run away and hide?  Paris is not that big a city that you can torch 1100 cars and not one of them happen before a law enforcement weenie. 

btw, the use of the "M" word is totally banned, just like the "N" word.  I think we need to ban the "O" word (Oprah) in  addition to all the other letters we can't use.

Thanks for the info on the PTC.  I was thinking of buying one next trade in, but I guess I won't now.

Posted by: TimothyJ at January 02, 2009 03:59 PM (IKKIf)

70 I will point out that the current state of European car quality is pretty top notch. I rented a Peugeot 307 for two weeks in November, and it was a great ride. Great fit and finish. Same for, believe it or not, a Fiat I rented. But over xmas I rented a new PT Cruiser in the Bay Area, Calif... What a piece of shit.

The new Fiat 500 got the big thumbs up from the Top Gear lads. It's a retro look of the 125 with modernities. Quite roomy inside and the sport versions are quite fast. Pretty much like what the Mini was before BMW fattened it.

If Mercedes couldn't fix Chrysler, nothing can, even and especially that self-promoting blowhard Iacocca. Detroit should do an orderly wind-down by selling off desirable marquees and cars like the Corvette, Mustang, 300, CTS, and letting the rest fade off into AMC heaven.

Obama, Pelosi, and Reid will find out that the new "green" cars they say we just want soooo much are already the domain of the REAL Big 3, Toyota, Honda, and Nissan.

"If you build it, they will still buy a Toyota"




Posted by: kbdabear at January 02, 2009 04:02 PM (miw86)

71 "Detroit is too big to fail, too important to our manufacturing base and the source of millions of jobs"

So was British Leyland


Posted by: kbdabear at January 02, 2009 04:03 PM (miw86)

72 For many years in the early 90s, I would spend June in France. There were always riots and car arsons in conjunction with summer solstice and Bastille Day. I'm not sure why the French don't put their foot down.

Posted by: A Plover In Every Pot! at January 02, 2009 04:05 PM (b6qHD)

73

What do you mean, Ace? It was "rather calm and without major incident." [Via Small Dead Animals blog.]

Posted by: andycanuck at January 02, 2009 04:07 PM (55TIb)

74 I'm not sure why the French don't put their foot down.

The answer is in the 6th word of your sentence


Posted by: kbdabear at January 02, 2009 04:07 PM (miw86)

75 With some of those Renaults, the burnings might have been the first ignition that occurred in those beaters in months.


Posted by: kbdabear at January 02, 2009 04:10 PM (miw86)

76 I bet it was methodists and lutherans.

Posted by: Wolverine at January 02, 2009 04:24 PM (tFf0e)

77 Jodl! Is Paris burning!!!

Posted by: A. Hilter at January 02, 2009 04:33 PM (55TIb)

78

Actually, Mein Fuerh..., er, I mean Mein, Dickie, old chum, Paris is burning. Oh, and I'll issue the order to stop the men from celebrating New Year's by shooting their weapons into the air. You're right--that is dangerous.

Posted by: Dietrich von Choltitz at January 02, 2009 04:36 PM (55TIb)

79 Actually, Mein Fuerh..., er, I mean Mein, Dickie, old chum, Paris is burning.

http://tinyurl.com/2c9wwj

http://tinyurl.com/a5xoct




Posted by: kbdabear at January 02, 2009 05:08 PM (miw86)

80 #66, it was like we decided on the first Iraq tour when we'd get shot at, they'd miss, we'd shoot back, and not miss.

"Their poor marksmanship doesn't preclude our response".

Posted by: SGT Dan at January 02, 2009 05:41 PM (s1XiY)

81 I think it's time to break out Le Grapeshot.

Posted by: jaleach at January 02, 2009 06:37 PM (gHrZU)

82 Do you realize how many people would get shot if they tried this in America? 

OK maybe not in Greenwich Village but  you get the point. 

The fact that French people:

1.  Don't have access to firearms

and/or

2.  Don't feel compelled to protect their own property

is very evident from stories like this. 

Car burnings have been going on for YEARS in France.  And you NEVER hear about any of these 'youths' being shot or assaulted by homeowners trying to protect their family vehicle. 

When a civilized society manages to create a kind of citizen that can't even seem to bestir himself to protect his own property that civilization isn't going to last much longer. 

Posted by: manofaiki at January 02, 2009 06:47 PM (uSh7j)

83 "When a civilized society manages to create a kind of citizen that can't even seem to bestir himself to protect his own property that civilization isn't going to last much longer"

Fight!?!  We are not savages!  We are civilized people!  We drink ze wine and we eat ze cheese!

Posted by: Typical Frenchie at January 02, 2009 06:58 PM (fhJCy)

84 WTF...yah...we NEED to be more like those phantaztik Europeans.

Posted by: billygoat at January 02, 2009 07:02 PM (WQqt3)

85

It was a celebration of Bush's departure, done to make the news here in the USA ,to let us know how happy they are about Obama.

Joy=car burning      I am planning to light up a few of mine tonight to get in on all that joy.

 

Posted by: ford at January 02, 2009 07:16 PM (Ki7fm)

86
I have a serious question -- maybe it's not all "yutes."  Maybe now that car burning has become such a tradition, don't you think a lot of the Parisians who want to junk their old Citroens are committing insurance fraud?  Now that they've defined deviancy down enough to live with a permanent car-torching ceremony, perhaps there is a gallic shrug and a calculation that they might as well game the system if nothing is going to be done about it.

Posted by: dandoz at January 02, 2009 08:25 PM (Bd1b5)

87 The results of ILLEGAL IMAGRATION,OPEN BORDERS,MULTICULTERALISM AND LIBERAL STUPIDIDY

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at January 02, 2009 09:38 PM (Ou6U1)

88 What no Bloodhound Gang references?

You mean like: "burn mother-fucker, burn....."

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 02, 2009 10:13 PM (34DVJ)

89 And so why the f do all my liberal friends keep telling me we need to be more like Europe?

AND telling me I'm unsophisticated (never mind I'm way more educated than any of them) for not agreeing?

Posted by: Alana at January 02, 2009 10:14 PM (JE2zV)

90 Why can't we be more like France?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 02, 2009 10:14 PM (34DVJ)

91 90 Why can't we be more like France?

Sure, sit on a sidewalk eating some chef's booger wrapped in cheese, smoking skinny little "Clay Aiken Lite" cigarettes, and telling the world how the French invented sex.

After being full of yourself drinking red radiator coolant from some Polish waiter's Trabant, you stumble onto the Metro and pass out in a car full of "youths".  Upon your train stop, you awaken to find your pants around your ankles and your rectum smeared with Halal grease.

You leave the train and stumble onto your block, "Rue le Jour" and find your beloved Citroen C3 burned to a crisp by some 48 year old "youth" of undetermined national origin. Melted beyond recognition is your favorite rubber attachment which you had hooked to the throttle body to give you the only orifice to stick your Jean-Pierre into without having it bitten into by an Ecstacy crazed British clubber.

You stumble up the stairs to your drab flat, and fumble around for the bicycle pump... At least there's "Cecille" as you gaze at the bed...

Yeh, French works for me..

Posted by: kbdabear at January 02, 2009 11:11 PM (miw86)

92

The linked article saved the best line for last:

"...while in Nantes, around 10 cars were torched although police in the western city said New Year's Eve had been 'pretty calm'."

Sheesh.  How bad are things over there?

Posted by: steve o at January 02, 2009 11:21 PM (w7tri)

93

The linked article saved the best line for last:

"...while in Nantes, around 10 cars were torched although police in the western city said New Year's Eve had been 'pretty calm'."

Sheesh.  How bad are things over there?

Well, a good day in North Philly is only 10 buildings falling down in one day after a crackhead sneezes.

For those of you a bit older, I remember watching the '77 World Series on TV, and the Goodyear blimp was over Yankee Stadium and you could count about a dozen buildings burning in separate blocks in the South Bronx. That was pretty much a quiet night for the South Bronx in the Utopian Paradise of the Jimmah Carter years.



Posted by: kbdabear at January 03, 2009 12:35 AM (miw86)

94 81 I think it's time to break out Le Grapeshot. I was thinking the guillotine.

Posted by: nolajoe at January 03, 2009 12:53 AM (5iApt)

95

If France were not a racist imperialist world power, then all its peoples would be dancing with unicorns. (sorry, spewed drink on keyboard at that thought).

Isn't France supposed to be liberal paradise? The place to move to, to get away from the evil US? It must be that these alleged carbques are neocon plots designed to malign and libel the peaceful yoots of undisclosed origins and that we will see a demonstration any day now denouncing such perfidious zionist neocon plotting and scheming.

Posted by: eaglewingz08 at January 03, 2009 11:19 AM (qh8b9)

96 It's France's version of bowl games.

Posted by: Squatch at January 03, 2009 12:38 PM (COZb8)

97

Seriously though, at this point why the hell would you even own a car in France and not garage it?

Fixed it for you.

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