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Hamas Leader Goes Home for the Holidays

Hilarity ensues.

Israel assassinated a Hamas strongman on Thursday in its first assault on the top leadership of the territory's ruling group, escalating a crushing aerial offensive even as it declared itself ready to launch a ground invasion.

Check out the picture of a Jewish man looking at the damage inflicted by a Palestinian rocket in a classroom.

You could end it all today Hamas. But you won't.

In other news, resupply for Hamas has become a dire issue.

Darn.


Thanks to tips from commenters Dang and Sherlock. Couple of knuckleheads who hang out here.


Posted by: Dave In Texas at 12:16 PM



Comments

1 Couldn't have happened to a nicer bunch.

Posted by: Dash Rendar at January 01, 2009 12:18 PM (/TEUM)

2 Hope Israel does not back down like they did in Lebanon. Take it to 'em boys.

Posted by: MikeH at January 01, 2009 12:25 PM (1V2sa)

3 Hope Israel made some changes in their higher command echelons.

Maybe THIS bunch will remember to bring along drinking water for troops in a desert...

Posted by: richard mcenroe at January 01, 2009 12:50 PM (DBS+D)

4 Fuckin shoe bombers.

Posted by: Hammer at January 01, 2009 12:56 PM (XWJh5)

5

Posted by: MikeH at January 01, 2009 12:25 PM (1V2sa)

Lebanon was a different issue.  Israel held all of Lebanon responsible for Hezbollah's actions with the justification Hezbollah was a legitimate political party - even though they weren't the ruling party.  Hamas is the ruling party of Gaza.  Therefore, all of Gaza is fair game.

Posted by: toetotoetotoe at January 01, 2009 12:57 PM (wD0yO)

6 But, I thought Nike missiles were phased out years ago...

Posted by: sherlock at January 01, 2009 12:57 PM (8V5Ut)

7 Powerline has neat videos from IDF that YouTube took down.  One shows some "civilians" *snicker* loading rockets into a pickup just before they assumed room temperature.

War Porn!!

Posted by: rls at January 01, 2009 12:58 PM (k4h7p)

8 Just heard on Fox Radio that his entire family was killed in the raid -- families that terrorize together, die together.

Happy 2009 to all you/us Morons.

Posted by: billygoat at January 01, 2009 01:04 PM (WQqt3)

9

One shows some "civilians" *snicker* loading rockets into a pickup just before they assumed room temperature.

Their journey to room temperature was a tough one - they first had to go through the state of "shockwave of incandescent gas, expanding at supersonic speed".

Posted by: sherlock at January 01, 2009 01:05 PM (8V5Ut)

10 Not to mention the "extremely rapid rise in temperature before the gradual cool-down."

Posted by: Don Carne at January 01, 2009 01:15 PM (wSNS7)

11

Humor helps temper the fear terrorists inspire, I like the crazy arab and stupid terrorist videos where they blow themselves up.  But nothing is more important than reading the Qur'an and finding out the truth about Islam in the words of Muhammed himself from the same book that Muslims read and are inspired by.  They are for sale online at Amazon and other book stores.  The world must know what the Qur'an really says.  (Sura 2:29)

Posted by: 7HEAVENS at January 01, 2009 01:16 PM (/CPVk)

12
Hey Dave!  I thought you'd be waiting outside Guitar Center for the doors to open.  Big sale coming!

Celebratory donuts were the order of the day around here!  This morning's news made the Start of David shaped sugar cookies we got yesterday sooo much sweeeeter!

RLS,  thanks for the heads up on the videos.  Gotta love the missile views!  I do wish they'd shoot some of that stuff in HD color.  You know,  for the kids.


Posted by: Dang at January 01, 2009 01:21 PM (Y5LIx)

13

Israel rejected another cease-fire. Can't figure out the damn tinyurl thing but I read it on Al-Jazeera.

7HEAVENS, what's the gist of the Quran? I've read the Bible and I understand the structure of it. Is the Quran similar or different?

Posted by: ErikW at January 01, 2009 01:23 PM (hKtiw)

14 You know,  for the kids.

Maybe with Sponge Bob narrating. 

Posted by: rls at January 01, 2009 01:24 PM (k4h7p)

15 And, of course, the AP at it again, using the term "assassinated"... the guy was a legit military target.

tmi3rd

Posted by: tmi3rd at January 01, 2009 01:28 PM (nHN8Z)

16 VDH breaks it all down succinctly as usual.
http://tinyurl.com/93ravw

Posted by: the real joe at January 01, 2009 01:30 PM (IaUzC)

17

Gaza is small, it's bordered by the sea and the IDF has lots of armored Bulldozers...

i think you all know where i'm going here...

Posted by: shoey at January 01, 2009 01:30 PM (RxUMK)

18

as long as there are Pals in Gaza they will continue to kill jewish ppl, the only solution is a very harsh one, one that Isreal has basically been banned from using, Isreal needs to elect a leader that will do what has to be done, world opinion be damned

Posted by: shoey at January 01, 2009 01:41 PM (RxUMK)

19 Oh, there's no place like home hell for the holidays....

Happy New Year!

Posted by: THeREsaD at January 01, 2009 01:47 PM (MO2LE)

20

7HEAVENS, what's the gist of the Quran? I've read the Bible and I understand the structure of it. Is the Quran similar or different?

Completely different.  While the Bible is sort of chronological, the Qur'an does not actually have an obvious structure in the same way.  The first Revelation given to the Prophet starts at Sura (chapter) 96:1-5.  It does not contain much contemporary history like the Bible does.  Muhammed was illiterate and had to have one of his followers who could read negotiate and sign peace treaties for him.  His followers wrote down what was revealed to him by the Angel Gibrial and he recited its location relative to the other verses.  He actually ascended into Makkah to Jerusalem was transported throughtout the universe and the 7HEAVENS.  Allah showed him Heaven and Hell and when he returned he was able to describe everything.  

Posted by: 7HEAVENS at January 01, 2009 01:48 PM (/CPVk)

21

By now, these Gaza asymmetrical rules are old hat. We know why they persist

Yeah, simple fear and weakness, so very typical of Liberals and Liberalism. 

Posted by: 7HEAVENS at January 01, 2009 01:57 PM (/CPVk)

22 Israel needs to wipe out the Palestinians once and for all. What's stopping them? International outcry? Who cares, even the White House has to issue the obligatory call for a "wink, wink" cease-fire. So what's next? Iran is a punk bitch. If they had a nuclear device and wanted to vaporize Tel Aviv they would have done it by now. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if some of the Israeli F-16s flying patrols around the country are armed with nuclear weapons and ready for Go Time. Divert north to Tehran and drop off a deuce. Fuck 'em. It has to happen eventually, better sooner rather than later.

Posted by: ErikW at January 01, 2009 01:59 PM (hKtiw)

23 Thanks, 7HEAVENS. I'm going to pick up a copy soon.

Posted by: ErikW at January 01, 2009 02:02 PM (hKtiw)

24 Actually guys, that was a photo of the new al-Zaidi martyrs brigade wing of Hamas. It seems shoes get more attention in the press now than missiles

Posted by: Blazer at January 01, 2009 02:13 PM (+FzLa)

25

Thanks, 7HEAVENS. I'm going to pick up a copy soon.

Everyone should know the real truth about Islam spoken in the words of the Prophet Muhammed himself.  There are revalations in it that will change you forever. 

(Sura 2:29)

Posted by: 7HEAVENS at January 01, 2009 02:14 PM (/CPVk)

26 Too bad Cynthia McKinney wasn't having tea with the good professor and his late family.

Posted by: solitary knight at January 01, 2009 02:20 PM (SVFvW)

27 The  pen, AK-47, body bag is mightier than the sword.

Posted by: Gaza Peace Negotiator at January 01, 2009 02:26 PM (3Bqev)

28 7Heavens, can you post a copy here?  I seem to have flushed mine somewhere.

Posted by: GitmoGuard at January 01, 2009 02:29 PM (1/FwS)

29

i think you all know where i'm going here...

To the Rachel Corrie Memorial Pancake Breakfast, shoey?

And one of our shitty, MSM TV networks did report on the rockets hitting the school but called it "an abandoned school", when, in fact, it had been evacuated 24 hours earlier. Assholes.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 01, 2009 02:33 PM (55TIb)

30 No one should avoid the truth about a force as great as Islam.  Weather anyone agrees or disagrees they should know what the reality of Islam is really like in the words of the Prophet Muhammed himself.  (Sura 2:29)

Posted by: 7HEAVENS at January 01, 2009 02:36 PM (/CPVk)

31 7HEAVENS.

Dude? Can you send a copy my way? I'm going camping this weekend and toilet paper gets squished in my backpack, so something nice and flat and good for wiping, y'know...one copy'd do me two weekends, even a trip to Taco Bell...

Posted by: Enter sandman at January 01, 2009 02:42 PM (zxaA2)

32 This pdf document has a great photo of a Hamas guy snuggling with his camel but for the life of me I can't figure out how to extract and post it. The article is not bad, either. Shows the extensive tunneling they have done.

http://tinyurl.com/74co7q

p.s.: I'd pay good money to see Cynthia "Krazy Eyes" Mckinney, getting repeatedly rammed by the Israeli Navy.

Posted by: A Plover In Every Pot! at January 01, 2009 02:46 PM (dxwRh)

33

Dude? Can you send a copy my way? I'm going camping this weekend and toilet paper gets squished in my backpack, so something nice and flat and good for wiping, y'know...one copy'd do me two weekends, even a trip to Taco Bell...

Give me your name and address and I'll send you mine.  (Sura 2:29)

Posted by: 7HEAVENS at January 01, 2009 02:49 PM (/CPVk)

34 "p.s.: I'd pay good money to see Cynthia "Krazy Eyes" Mckinney, getting repeatedly rammed by the Israeli Navy."


Dude, I hate to disapoint, but I don't think there's enough alcohol or hashish in all of Israel, to get one sailor, let alone the whole navy to do that.

Oh wait..... you meant by a shipSilly me.

Posted by: Blazer at January 01, 2009 02:54 PM (+FzLa)

35

Gentlemen, I have tried not to take sides on this post.  It is simply a fact that everyone should know what Islam is really all about from the same text that Muslims read especially since it is such an important force in the world today.  I am boring myself and probably everyone else with this same argument again.

Further Affiant Sayith Not.

Posted by: 7HEAVENS at January 01, 2009 02:57 PM (/CPVk)

36
His followers wrote down what was revealed to him by the Angel demon Gibrial.

Fixed.

Posted by: Dang at January 01, 2009 02:59 PM (Y5LIx)

37 MSM-"The Hamas madman was known to be a huge Perry Como fan".

Posted by: hutch1200 at January 01, 2009 03:03 PM (aowoN)

38 Islam is the disease, and I'm the cure.

Posted by: IDF at January 01, 2009 03:16 PM (id7IM)

39

Gentlemen, I have tried not to take sides on this post deal with the truth.  It is simply a fact that everyone should know what Islam is really all about from the same text that Muslims read especially  a piece of Arabian propaganda since it is such an important force in the world of terrorism, child killing, honor killing, grandparent bombing and general Islamist mayhem and bullshit  today.  I am boring myself and probably everyone else with this same argument again. crock of bullshit and utter tripe.

Giveth us a breaketh , will ya not-eth? Sura 6 : 7/8t

Fixed that for ya, chief.

You're welcome.

Posted by: Enter sandman at January 01, 2009 03:18 PM (zxaA2)

40 "..and the angel said unto mohammed...""Fucking Run""...."

Posted by: hutch1200 at January 01, 2009 03:24 PM (aowoN)

41 Sura 6 + 7/8ths:

And there shall come unto Palestine a sound as of thunder and many waters, and  Mohambone says there shall be a time for great ducking and running like hell, and surely the elect of Allah will hide amongst children and old folks, and in tunnels, and wage great battle with walkers taken from the Martyred.

Never let yourself be martyred, let the next poor Palestinian  bastard be martyred.
Life is good. Mohammad Abu-Patton,esquire.

Peace be upon Mohammad's dangly junk as he runs like hell...

Posted by: Enter sandman at January 01, 2009 03:42 PM (zxaA2)

42 And Muhamad sayeth:
"Dude, is my head-wrap like on fire? Cause it's either on fire or it's getting too warm in this tunnel.
Let's run like hell, Dude.
Allah-be-back,dudes.

Posted by: Enter sandman at January 01, 2009 03:46 PM (zxaA2)

43 I've heard from several reliable sources that Mohammed was a pedophile illiterate war lord false prophet who ran slaves and committed genocide on the Jews at Medina. Hardly seems the kind of chap our Lord would use as any sort of a messenger. Just sayin'.

Posted by: nikkolai at January 01, 2009 03:49 PM (G8d+5)

44 Well, Arafat was a known child predator and so was one of those Hissybollah weenies, what's your point? If you're just going to send them out with a cracker and a book-bag full of Semtex, why wouldn't you take advantage of them before they're blown to shreds?
Shessssssssh, just because you kill a few thousand people with your rhetoric and molest unprotected children that you are supposed to be protecting doesn't make you a bad person. For instance, I hear Arafat did macrame and Sudoku. Sound like a monster to you?
Mohammad was just giving  those kids some valuable life lessons about how sore your ass gets riding a camel all the time. Always giving, the Prophet, always.
What a sport.

Posted by: Enter sandman at January 01, 2009 04:02 PM (zxaA2)

45 These shits deliberately keep their children near them knowing that they can provide gory propaganda for their cause.

I'd call them cocksuckers, but cocksuckers don't deserve that.

Posted by: eman at January 01, 2009 04:07 PM (9jESx)

46 Hey, as a guy, I value the right cocksucker if you know what I mean.Say around thirty, nice rack, good conversationalist in that she can ask if you want beer first or dinner first and tongue bathes your groinage. This is good. A Her for a him: and  whatever works for the denizens of  Hanoi by the Bay. No details please.

Just saying.
Sandman.

Posted by: Enter sandman at January 01, 2009 04:13 PM (zxaA2)

47

Everyone should know the real truth about Islam spoken in the words of the Prophet Muhammed himself.  There are revalations in it that will change you forever. 

Probably not, but I'll read it.

Posted by: ErikW at January 01, 2009 05:07 PM (hKtiw)

48 where i live rachel corrie is god like, she was apiece of crap that got smashed as she should have.  her parents were her teachers, and then she went to evergreen state college and they took over from there.  have a friend that was friends with her and her boyfriend, and he says that they were into heroin, who knows, you would have to be high to be the way she was.  when will hamas learn?  you hide behind innocents, children, and then get pissed when they are also killed.  give me a fucking break.they asked for this and they are getting what they deserve.  why the hell should we be sad that a man who sent his son out as a suicide bomber is dead?  makes zero sense to me.

Posted by: luva the scissors at January 01, 2009 09:34 PM (H7fmC)

49 This piece of sh...t will be dissapointed to find grapes instead of houris. He should have known better, the fat self-declared prophet takes all the houris for himself.

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