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The Princess and the Peabrain

Cuffy counts up how many times she says "you know" in a two and a half minute interview. It's a lot.

Even the liberal media is beginning to notice she's kind of an unqualified dummy.


Posted by: Ace at 03:29 PM



Comments

1

Somebody get the girl a teleprompter.....stat!

Are you saying that effective politicians should be able to speak coherently off the cuff? The hell you say.

Posted by: pendejo grande at December 28, 2008 03:32 PM (tlpWV)

2

But ... but ... but she must be smart!  She went to Harvard and Columbia law!  Imagine how difficult it must be for a Kennedy to get into those schools.

Funny how libs love affirmative action as long as other white people are taking the hit, but are perfectly willing to cut line in front of thousands (tens of thousands?) of more qualified blacks, latinos, asians, etc. when there is something they want.

Posted by: buzz at December 28, 2008 03:34 PM (kwhut)

3 1:

Obama has been pretty effective and he sounds as dumb as sweet Caroline with all the "uhs" with which he peppers his speech.

Posted by: ECM at December 28, 2008 03:35 PM (q3V+C)

4

Doesn't look like Caroline will get the gig. Which is good in the big scheme of things, though it would have been an easy pickup two years from now for us.

That said, the way NY Dems have screwed this up, regardless of who gets picked, the bad taste may leave the newbie vulnerable to a formidable Republican challenger regardless.

Posted by: Lee at December 28, 2008 03:36 PM (TxTIh)

5 Damn it, who the hell writes "regardless" twice in one sentence.

Posted by: Lee at December 28, 2008 03:37 PM (TxTIh)

6 The scary thing, compared to her cousin Patrick "Patches" Kennedy, Rep from RI, she's a fucking astronaut.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 28, 2008 03:44 PM (VW9/y)

7 I didn't want to watch the video....snore..... How many times did the idiot say "ya know"?

Posted by: mare at December 28, 2008 03:46 PM (X1fsj)

8

Well, as far as her qualifications go, she is, you know, older than me.

 

 

 

not by much...

Posted by: Dave in Texas at December 28, 2008 03:46 PM (eiOZw)

9 You forgot to mention the umms. 15, I think.

Posted by: jcheney at December 28, 2008 03:51 PM (/r6m1)

10

But... but... but... you know... she's... you know... a Kennedy... you know?

She is what Liberal's claimed Palin was!

I wonder how much she is spending on her wardrobe?

Inquiring minds want to know!

Posted by: Da Possum at December 28, 2008 03:52 PM (g2f8B)

11 "Somebody get the girl a teleprompter.....stat!"

Word.

Posted by: Barack Obama at December 28, 2008 03:54 PM (RLBRw)

12 I wonder how many newspapers she reads each day. Probably all of them.

Posted by: Brian at December 28, 2008 03:56 PM (YrCzB)

13 Word.. That horse can EAT!
On camera no less. *barf*

Posted by: sickinmass at December 28, 2008 03:57 PM (1rflU)

14 ...9 You forgot to mention the umms. 15, I think.
A regular "wizard of ummm" ..Just like her uncle.
(hate radio fans in Boston will get the joke)

Posted by: sickinmass at December 28, 2008 04:02 PM (1rflU)

15 What a complete nincompoop! WHat an embarassment! Im ashamed to be a member of her party.

Posted by: David Brooks at December 28, 2008 04:05 PM (EIqsq)

16 Lets be honest. If competence in public speaking was a requirement for holding political office Bush would be still be running companies into the ground. Actually on second thought maybe it would be a good idea.

Posted by: Bill at December 28, 2008 04:06 PM (710om)

17

Oh my God Bill you are sooooo right! Bush is a total idiot! And he really fucked up the economy, with that Freddie May Fannie Mac shit too! What a loser!!

Obamas going to fix that shit oh yes he WILL!!!

Posted by: Dingbat Fucktard at December 28, 2008 04:10 PM (EIqsq)

18 This demonstrates that she does not have MSM support, they won't protect her like they do the Obamessiah. You won't see a MSM transcript of any of his statements with all the uuhs and duhs.

Posted by: the real joe at December 28, 2008 04:11 PM (IaUzC)

19 Bill,

I'm with you Bill. Compared to all the Democrats that have done well in business, ummm, well, Bill, help me out here.....I'm stuck.

Tom in CA

Posted by: Tom at December 28, 2008 04:18 PM (gV1dT)

20 Yes, but she's MY sort of dummy...

Posted by: Little Pinch Sulzberger at December 28, 2008 04:30 PM (vXRqj)

21 She's becoming a bigger embarrassment by the day.  Arrogance and ignorance. 

Posted by: kevlarchick at December 28, 2008 04:31 PM (pECoJ)

22 Yep, those Texas Rangers went through Chapter You Don't Know What the Fuck You're Talking About just after Bush sold them.

Way to put me some fucking knowledge there Bill.

Posted by: Nom de Blog at December 28, 2008 04:34 PM (/s/Wp)

23 Tom,

Feinstein, Boxer and Pelosi all did fairly well in business.
I believe they call it "fucking the boss until you're rich" or some such.

Posted by: Nom de Blog at December 28, 2008 04:35 PM (/s/Wp)

24

Al Gore would have totally not fucked ANYTHING up if he was president instead of chimpy

He would have TOTALLY ended man made global warming, allowed the sanctions to work in Iraq, and the economy would be fuckin' BOOMING right now!

Oh, and 9-11 would never, ever have happened- right Bill!!! Im with yez 100%!

Posted by: Dingbat Fucktard at December 28, 2008 04:40 PM (EIqsq)

25 you know

Posted by: sickinmass at December 28, 2008 04:41 PM (1rflU)

26 Dems know business. Believe us

Posted by: JOhn Kerry, Charlie Rangel, Harry Reid, William Jefferson, Tony Rezko Obama, Rod Blago, et al. at December 28, 2008 04:42 PM (EIqsq)

27 I used to have a bit of a stutter, not cuz I was a stutterer, but because I was self conscious as a kid, so I have a habbit of either speaking very fast and rather loud (so that I'm not interupted, which is why I was self conscious and why I had a stutter) or occasionaly using space fillers.

Obama's "uh" and carolines "you knows" are space fillers.  What they are, are ways of controling a conversation, preventing others from cutting you off while you are trying to say what you are trying to say.

My speach therapist, who was helping me with my stutter, specificaly stated that "uh" "umm" "you know" and "I mean" and other common space fillers not only make you sound dumb but actually prevent people from listening to you.  She said about "you know" that it sounds patronizing, or rather "It sounds like you always know more than other people."  My preferable space fillers tend to be laugh's or "vocal smiles"  like "heh."   Later when I took speach and debate, as well as something I was able to practice while I was in, was the skill of "the aggressive silence."  Something that mothers learn pretty quick, that moment where you just control a space with silence.

Anyways, the point is that Caroline and Obama aren't idiots because of the "uh's" and "you knows" because those are just space fillers that they use to keep the conversation one sided.  They just are shitty speakers.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at December 28, 2008 04:43 PM (ul7te)

28

"David Brooks"  LOL

and damn, but she is smarter than Patches.  or her starvation hasn't killed as many brain cells as his addictions.

shudder

Posted by: funky chicken at December 28, 2008 04:46 PM (xyyHG)

29

Boxer and Pelosi make DiFi look like Einstein.  Kinda like CKS makes Obama look like Einstein.

perhaps not fair to DiFi, who isn't all that bad, as CA libs go

Posted by: funky chicken at December 28, 2008 04:49 PM (xyyHG)

30 DiFi and Mrs Bono canceled on my MC ball in '99 at the last minute, after bigfooting drew carey off the list a month before, so fuck them.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at December 28, 2008 04:51 PM (ul7te)

31 So Wickedpinto (#27) what you're basically saying is you're a retard. Thanks for clarifying that.

Posted by: Sam at December 28, 2008 04:59 PM (8HcOE)

32 I love the assumption that omg everyone holds the Kennedys in some kind of holy regard.  Yeah.  No. 

Posted by: alexthechick at December 28, 2008 05:00 PM (xUOXi)

33 It is the catch line for my blog sam.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at December 28, 2008 05:00 PM (ul7te)

34 Are you serious Sam, or was that just a bad joke?

Posted by: WonderWartHog at December 28, 2008 05:01 PM (LVT6e)

35 yeah Alexthechick. NO, the kennedies are not brilliant are not great, and not fucking cool.  Though the Dead Kennedy's are awesome.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at December 28, 2008 05:04 PM (ul7te)

36 Though the Dead Kennedy's are awesome.

Didn't they do the new anthem of today's voters:  Give Me Convenience or Give Me Death.

Posted by: WonderWartHog at December 28, 2008 05:06 PM (LVT6e)

37 i wouldn't hit it.

Posted by: elliot spitzer at December 28, 2008 05:07 PM (q5Ppk)

38 and that's saying alot...i mean i would hit the little round holes in a manhole cover...

Posted by: elliot spitzer at December 28, 2008 05:08 PM (q5Ppk)

39 I'm not assigning anything to same wonderwarthog, sam might have been making the same jokes I remember from when I was in grade school who had to visit a speach therapist.

It was a mark of retardation, everyone tried (for a very short time, cuz I was a large child, though a skinny teen, people didn't make fun of me for long) to mock me for being in a "special" program.

Thats how I read it Wonder.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at December 28, 2008 05:10 PM (ul7te)

40 LOL, Kathleen "Cumdumpster" Parker still says this vapid fucking whore is more qualified than Sarah Palin.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at December 28, 2008 05:11 PM (yI03K)

41 was that the kennedy's warthog?  I know I heard it, but I'm thinking dead milmen, or maybe i'm mixing it up with "if you really love something you set it on fire."

Posted by: Wickedpinto at December 28, 2008 05:11 PM (ul7te)

42 Sometimes my job's just too easy, you know?

Posted by: The Kennedy Curse at December 28, 2008 05:15 PM (oEAm5)

43

Most of the talking heads are predicting Caroline will get selected -- if only because she can raise lots of $$$ to get Paterson reelected.

However it works out, there's gonna be lots of hurt Democrat feelings. This is why I bought coconut oil, clarified butter and gourmet popcorn!

Posted by: Tinian at December 28, 2008 05:18 PM (Ohodx)

44 But, ummm, you know, it's Camelot.

You know?

Posted by: SlaveDog at December 28, 2008 05:22 PM (6Gy0q)

45 About Sarah Palin being "stupid."

A story I tell everyonce in a while, cuz well, it applies to the wickedpinto persona.

One of the first online friends I met, I met just after I got out of the Marine Corps, and he was an engineer, a smart guy, who just thought of me as some funny jackass, rather than as a real person.  I was the clown who might entertain him and thats all.

My first words to him were "you aren't fat."  which is my common greeting to anyone I have met online, cuz of the stereotype of us all be cheeto's eating fat retards, I think it's funny, and now it's kinda a ritual.

We greet eachother, and are civil, and I look at his book case and it's almost exactly like mine, TWoT, Aspirin (which I later found out he got turned on to by my other friend, which means he got turned onto it from me) Martin, heinlein, and stuff like that, and I comment on his book display.

"you read?"
But he didn't ask me like, "You enjoy to read?" or "you read this?" he didn't ask in curiosity of commonality, he asked it in a way that said "you are literate?"  and our mutual friend kinda caught that I was offended for a moment, and was worried that I'd go "all Marine." as he called it, even though I never did that, I'm not a bad ass, I don't like it, me being angry is even more offensive to me than someone shitting in my front yard.

Anyways, he didn't ask me in a way that asked if I enjoyed reading, but rather that I read at all.

"yes, me literate, I know all my symbols."

We got over it pretty quick, and he realized how arrogant he sounded, and all was cool.

When caty couric asked what palin read, she didn't ask the question as though she was interested in the answer, she asked the question to insinuate that Palin couldn't read.  It was a classic "uncurious republican" question, and you can see in Palins response that she was offended not by having to answer the question, but rather by how the question was asked.

There are a lot of ways to manipulate people, and Caty was being a manipulative bitch throughout that whole interview.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at December 28, 2008 05:22 PM (ul7te)

46 Hey Wickedpinto (#39) shouldn't that have been, "Ittttt wassssss aaaaaaa marrrrrrkkkkkk offfffffff retardationnnnnnn, everyyyyyyyyyoneeeeeeee triedddddddd (forrrrrrrr aaaaaaaaa verrrrrrrrrryy shorttttttttt timmmmmmmmeeeeee, cuzzzzzzzz IIIIIIIII wasssssssss aaaaaaaaaaaaa larggggggeeeeeee ch ch ch ch child, thouggggggggggh aaaaaaaaaaa skin skin skin skinny teeeeeeeennnnn, ..." etc.

Posted by: Sam at December 28, 2008 05:23 PM (8HcOE)

47 gourmet popcorn!

From Valporaiso Indiana?

My father, I think it was my father, met orville redenbacher.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at December 28, 2008 05:24 PM (ul7te)

48 that was really ugly sam,kinda funny, but very ugly. So yeah warthog, I think it's just a play on gradeschoolers in "special" programs.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at December 28, 2008 05:25 PM (ul7te)

49

Perhaps Princess should wholly embrace her tic like Cartman in that South Park Tourettes episode:

"I'm really coming into this as somebody who isn't, you know ASS! ASSSS! PISS!, part of the system, who obviously, you know CRAP-FILLED VAGINA!, stands for the values of, you know ASS?! PISS IN THE ASS!, the Democratic Party," Kennedy told the Daily News Saturday during a wide-ranging interview.

Thanks for the link, Ace.

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at December 28, 2008 05:29 PM (uOvAE)

50

But Andrea Mitchell said Caroline knew the issues!

Posted by: jaleach at December 28, 2008 05:30 PM (gHrZU)

51 Mrs. Greenspan is proving her own ignorance by the second.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at December 28, 2008 05:33 PM (ul7te)

52 I think it's so cute when republicans comment on political stuff as if their party was still relevant.

Posted by: Veronica at December 28, 2008 05:36 PM (710om)

53 But I thought WE were divisive Veronica?

Posted by: Wickedpinto at December 28, 2008 05:38 PM (ul7te)

54
Even the liberal media is beginning to notice she's kind of an unqualified dummy.


Bullshit!  They didn't seem to notice O'Bama, did they?

Posted by: thebronze at December 28, 2008 05:38 PM (cwNXc)

55 "perhaps not fair to DiFi, who isn't all that bad, as CA libs go..."

Spoken by someone I presume from Omaha or points easter yet.

Feinstein and her thieving husband are as bad as it gets out here.

Posted by: richard mcenroe at December 28, 2008 05:39 PM (vXRqj)

56

You know what else is cute, Veronica? The Palinization of your very own Democrat icons.

"I can, you know, see Nantucket from my house!"

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at December 28, 2008 05:39 PM (uOvAE)

57
52 I think it's so cute when republicans comment on political stuff as if their party was still relevant.

Posted by: Veronica at December 28, 2008 05:36 PM (710om)

Posted by: Irrelevant at December 28, 2008 05:40 PM (cwNXc)

58 I wonder how Charlie Gibson and little Katie Couric would treat her in an interview?

Posted by: The Obvious at December 28, 2008 05:40 PM (1g+FW)

59

Sam @ 46  "Ittttt wassssss aaaaaaa marrrrrrkkkkkk offfffffff retardationnnnnnn, everyyyyyyyyyoneeeeeeee triedddddddd (forrrrrrrr aaaaaaaaa verrrrrrrrrryy shorttttttttt timmmmmmmmeeeeee, cuzzzzzzzz IIIIIIIII wasssssssss aaaaaaaaaaaaa larggggggeeeeeee ch ch ch ch child, thouggggggggggh aaaaaaaaaaa skin skin skin skinny teeeeeeeennnnn, ..." etc.

 

mouth full of cock sam? or is it stuck so far up your ass it makes you sound like you're gargling when you speak?

Posted by: ugly kid joe at December 28, 2008 05:41 PM (QOu25)

60 Veronica,

I'll give you this... the Republican party is irrelevant enough and seems to be determined to become more irrelevant still.  Of course that's the reason ten million Republicans stayed home.  Be glad they aren't as mindlessly covetous of power as the Dems proved to be.

Posted by: The Obvious at December 28, 2008 05:43 PM (1g+FW)

61 I think the Dems should nominate Caroline Kennedy. At least it'll give the GOP a chance however slim. Lets be honest we are talking about a party that couldn't even beat Al Franken after all.

Posted by: Veronica at December 28, 2008 05:46 PM (710om)

62 ugly kid joe (shitty band by the way) I think sam is just making gradeschool taunts as a joke, maybe go a little easy.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at December 28, 2008 05:47 PM (ul7te)

63

So Veronica/Bill, are you a really ugly chick or a guy with man boobs?

We may be irrelevant but we are at least smart enough to understand how an IP hash works.... you fucking moron.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 28, 2008 05:48 PM (VW9/y)

64 Posted by: Veronica at December 28, 2008 05:36 PM (710om)

I think it's cute when Democrats consider us so irrelevant they spend their spare time coming over to surf conservative websites.

You know what I do to people I don't consider relevant?

I don't pay attention to them.

'Course I have a life and a decent job.  That doesn't seem to be too common among your pals.

Posted by: AD at December 28, 2008 05:50 PM (8BgQw)

65 WP @ 45..

That's what I got out of coruic's question to Palin too..  'what newspapers do you hicks read up there in Alaska or do you still use the telegraph and pony express?'


Posted by: Keith Olberman at December 28, 2008 05:50 PM (6ZvaO)

66

I think the Dems should nominate Caroline Kennedy.

Newsflash for Tranny Bill/Veronica: there is no nomination. "Me smart as, know you, Kendiddy!"

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at December 28, 2008 05:51 PM (uOvAE)

67 #58,

They would probably strain their tongues in their search for "the little man in the boat."

Posted by: Wickedpinto at December 28, 2008 05:51 PM (ul7te)

68

Wicked-P isn't a retard or anything like that.  He's just....excitable...sort of our version of Andrew Sullivan sans the man-on-man butt sex and liberal moonbattery.

 

 

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at December 28, 2008 05:53 PM (wgLRl)

69 See the problem JackStraw is that sometimes different proxy websites are actually routed through the same server without one knowing until after the post is made. Not that it matters really.

Posted by: Veronica at December 28, 2008 05:54 PM (710om)

70

Whatever, Bill.

ME SMART!

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at December 28, 2008 05:54 PM (uOvAE)

71 On a lighter note, Americas Team is finding new and novel ways to choke in there final game of the season. 

Posted by: Hammer at December 28, 2008 05:55 PM (XWJh5)

72 Thanks Keith, that comment was so wordy, didn't think anyone would actually read it.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at December 28, 2008 05:55 PM (ul7te)

73 Veronica is a rocket scientist compared to diderot's dog.  Faint praise and all that, I konw.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at December 28, 2008 05:56 PM (wgLRl)

74 Bill, is Veronica your mom's name? And is she in the beet cellar?

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at December 28, 2008 05:57 PM (uOvAE)

75 Posted by: Veronica at December 28, 2008 05:54 PM (710om)

Dude, give it up. You're pathetic and irrelevant. Not that it matters really.

Posted by: AD at December 28, 2008 05:57 PM (8BgQw)

76 You are probably bill veronica, but you are right.  AOL changes proxies constantly, thats why you have to ban all 255 IP's to get rid of one fucknut, like you.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at December 28, 2008 05:58 PM (ul7te)

77

Lets be honest.

Bill at December 28, 2008 04:06 PM (710om)

Lets be honest

Veronica at December 28, 2008 05:46 PM (710om)

Take your own advice, Veronica/Bill.  Be honest.  You got busted.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 28, 2008 05:58 PM (VW9/y)

78

Jackjackjack, don't you know proxy servers also drop apostrophes? Lets...

ME SMART!

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at December 28, 2008 06:00 PM (uOvAE)

79 No - me smrt, me Xtra smrt.

Posted by: AD at December 28, 2008 06:01 PM (8BgQw)

80

 you're right wickedpinto, but one of the best group names ever...

oh, anyway sorry for the outburst (addicted tol flame warring)

Posted by: ugly kid joe at December 28, 2008 06:03 PM (QOu25)

81

I AM SO SMART! I AM SO SMART! S-M-R-T, I MEAN, S-M-A-RRR-T!

Posted by: Bill-Veronica at December 28, 2008 06:04 PM (uOvAE)

82 Jack, well I can't very well use my real name what with working inside a republican senator's office and all can I?

Posted by: Veronica at December 28, 2008 06:04 PM (710om)

83

I can't very well use my real name...

And that's why you must use two.

ME SMRT!

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at December 28, 2008 06:07 PM (uOvAE)

84 but not spelling...tol = to

Posted by: ugly kid joe at December 28, 2008 06:08 PM (QOu25)

85 82 Jack, well I can't very well use my real name what with working inside a republican senator's office and all can I?

Posted by: Veronica at December 28, 2008 06:04 PM (710om)


Let me guess - John McCain?

Posted by: AD at December 28, 2008 06:08 PM (8BgQw)

86 I wouldn't be too worried.

Posted by: AD at December 28, 2008 06:08 PM (8BgQw)

87 50

But Andrea Mitchell said Caroline knew the issues!

Posted by: jaleach at December 28, 2008 05:30 PM (gHrZU)

Andrea Mitchell is either the result of multi-generational inbreeding or has suffered severe head trauma. And her voice makes me want to slit my own throat.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at December 28, 2008 06:09 PM (yI03K)

88

You're going with that story, are you Veronica/Bill?  You work for a Republican senator and you're sitting in his office on Sunday evening when Congress isn't even in session telling everyone that you are irrelevant?

Do you split atoms in your spare time?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 28, 2008 06:09 PM (VW9/y)

89 Me smrtr.  Im the super most smrt person on ze internets!

Posted by: AD at December 28, 2008 06:10 PM (8BgQw)

90 WP..

forgot to take off sock puppet dammit.. 

brainfart on my end after being out of town for the last few days..

Posted by: Dave C.. at December 28, 2008 06:10 PM (6ZvaO)

91 Balrog?

Compare me to St. Andrew again, and I will masturbate.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at December 28, 2008 06:11 PM (ul7te)

92 Jack I know it's probably very hard for you to get your head around coming from a trailer park in the deep south as you do. But they have these things called personal computers that you can use at home.

Posted by: Veronica at December 28, 2008 06:12 PM (710om)

93

Ace?

Assign me a new hash-thingy, and I will masturbate.

Posted by: Bill-Veronica at December 28, 2008 06:13 PM (uOvAE)

94 I use Craig's list to meet my johns clients all the time for services rendered.

Posted by: Veronica at December 28, 2008 06:14 PM (6ZvaO)

95 Posted by: Veronica at December 28, 2008 06:12 PM (710om)

Nobody on this entire thread is buying this.  Give it up.

You're a loser with no life who spends his time sockpuppetting friends on the internet to feel relevant.  Do you realize how much your life sucks?

Posted by: AD at December 28, 2008 06:15 PM (8BgQw)

96 And her voice makes me want to slit my own throat.

Makes me want to club a puppy to death, with the jawbone of a freshly killed baby.

And I love puppies, and and baby's are okay too.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at December 28, 2008 06:15 PM (ul7te)

97

These things called personal computers? They are like freaking cloaking devices.

ME SMRT!

Posted by: Bill-Veronica (710om) at December 28, 2008 06:16 PM (uOvAE)

98

Good comeback, Veronica/Bill. 

So tell me more about your day job working for a Republican senator.  Does he know you are sexually confused?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 28, 2008 06:17 PM (VW9/y)

99 Kucinich is a republican?

Posted by: Wickedpinto at December 28, 2008 06:18 PM (ul7te)

100 Count him.

Posted by: The Census at December 28, 2008 06:19 PM (uOvAE)

101 82 Jack, well I can't very well use my real name what with working inside a republican senator's office and all can I?

Hog, here.  Left for a while, just back to call Bullshit!

Posted by: WonderWartHog at December 28, 2008 06:19 PM (LVT6e)

102 I'm actually a whore, and I'm sitting under a Senator's desk sucking his cock right now, and I'm posting this form my Blackberry. I'm a very talented multi-tasker, I can post from my Blackberry while having foreign objects shoved up every orifice in my STD-ravaged body and having five hobos cum on my face. It's a real treat sucking a Senator's cock, as my normal gigs involve pleasuring trangendered crackheads in an alley. *SIGH*, good times.

Posted by: Veronica at December 28, 2008 06:20 PM (yI03K)

103

Lets be honest. Im a filthy whore who doesnt know how Aces hash-thingy busts sockpuppeting trolls. I also have trouble with apostrophes.

ME SMRT!

Posted by: Bill-Veronica (710om) at December 28, 2008 06:24 PM (uOvAE)

104 You know what would be cool?  If there were some way to reference your name without people knowing who you are!  Like, I know first names apparently can't work because obviously some Senator's going to see "Veronica" and think to himself "ah ha! one of the 150 people who work for me is named 'Veronica'...It must be her!"  But if there were some other way...

Some way to pick letters from your name and include it in your tag...

Well, I can't imagine what that would be, so you're out of luck.

Posted by: AD at December 28, 2008 06:24 PM (8BgQw)

105 I don't guard my anonymity like ace, but anonymity is a valuable thing.

Especially cuz I say some crazy shit online.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at December 28, 2008 06:31 PM (ul7te)

106 Shit, I don't even reference my old monikers from when I was a mudder, or an RT gamer or other shit.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at December 28, 2008 06:32 PM (ul7te)

107

My little 3 year old female shih tzu would make a better replacement for Shrillary than Ms Kenndey.

And she has better eating habits too!

Posted by: Da Possum at December 28, 2008 06:33 PM (g2f8B)

108 What do you call a republican in Congress? LOST

Posted by: Sam at December 28, 2008 06:35 PM (8HcOE)

109 Leave the defenseless idiot troll alone, and join me in grieving Dallas' loss.

It's 44 to 3, Philly up late in the 3rd.

Who put the valu-rite in the Dallas gatorade?

Posted by: TXMarko at December 28, 2008 06:37 PM (badtf)

110 Anyway, WP,
Thought that was a Dead Kennedys cut, maybe not.  DK's not my thing, I'm too old, more of a Floyd fan.  My kid understands punk big time, but he's going to be gone for 2 years, so I probably won't get around to asking him for a while.

Posted by: WonderWartHog at December 28, 2008 06:37 PM (LVT6e)

111 What do you call a republican in Congress? LOST

What do you call a republican in Congress the last 4-8 yrs?  A wanna be Democrat.

Posted by: WonderWartHog at December 28, 2008 06:39 PM (LVT6e)

112

Dallas sucks so bad.  I blame Jerry Jones.

Posted by: Egon at December 28, 2008 06:40 PM (XWJh5)

113 The last time I saw her on tv, she did not give good eye contact. Doesn't that mean something? Too bad she did not get her Moms looks. She turned out to be a combo of them both. Now John John no doubt was quite the looker.....

Posted by: josey at December 28, 2008 06:42 PM (k5Gxm)

114 Dallas sucks allmost as much as Veronica the Republican Staffer Slut.

Posted by: Egon at December 28, 2008 06:42 PM (XWJh5)

115 The problem with the Kennedy/Fitzgerald women is that, should they live long enough, the evil in their nature manifests itself in a generally shrunken skull-like appearance, thus making those huge horse teeth even more prominent.  The males just become fat and satyr like.  Reincarnations of the vile Joseph P.

Posted by: WonderWartHog at December 28, 2008 06:49 PM (LVT6e)

116 arrogance of fear josey.

I only make eye contact when I'm telling a joke or drilling in a point.

I usually fidget.

(that "stutter" had a lot of lasting consequences, on of which is deliberate manipulation, another is a constant state of self consciousness.)

Posted by: Wickedpinto at December 28, 2008 06:51 PM (ul7te)

117 Joe was a eugenicist you know.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at December 28, 2008 06:51 PM (ul7te)

118 wierd sex story.

was banging this broad, she was a fuck buddy, and while in the act, she stopped me still, and said "you never look me in the eye."

I actually liked her, and I didn't look her in the eye because I was self conscious, and didn't want to see anything that I didn't like.

She was a flesh fantasy, didn't want to fuck with the fantasy by looking her in the eye and finding reality didn't match.

Also, she was married, but it was cool, her husband knew.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at December 28, 2008 06:54 PM (ul7te)

119 Joe was a eugenicist you know.

Made it all the more easy to park his mentally deficient daughter in the laughing academy, and pretend she didn't exist.

Posted by: WonderWartHog at December 28, 2008 07:00 PM (LVT6e)

120
"What do you call a republican in Congress? LOST"

So, the first time The One's legislative program hits a bump in the road - say, when Congress balks at repealing the secret ballot for union elections - you and the MSM will point the finger at the Democrats, since Republicans are utterly irrelevant. Right?

Or perhaps if you had that 59th senator - the one whom Governor Blagojevich, that icon of the Democratic Party, won't nominate - then things would go more smoothly in the senate. Right?

Posted by: Brown Line at December 28, 2008 07:03 PM (xYeJ1)

121 Forget the senate... Caroline Kennedy is PRESIDENTIAL!

Caroline '12!

Posted by: richard mcenroe at December 28, 2008 07:06 PM (vXRqj)

122 rosie wasn't mentaly deficient until he institutionalized her for being promiscuous, and then had her lobotomized.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at December 28, 2008 07:06 PM (ul7te)

123 It drives me crazy the way liberals, the media and other assorted idiots swoon over the Kennedys.  'The United States Royal Family'.  They're a disease, people!

Posted by: WonderWartHog at December 28, 2008 07:07 PM (LVT6e)

124 http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/amex/lobotomist/program/

Posted by: Wickedpinto at December 28, 2008 07:08 PM (ul7te)

125 122-
That's right, WP.  I remember now.  She was slow, however.  Mostly she didn't have the Kennedy glow; not up to snuff.  They had to hide her.  JP was evil enough, I'm surprised he didn't just have her put to sleep.

Posted by: WonderWartHog at December 28, 2008 07:10 PM (LVT6e)

126 Joe was a fascist, his eldest son hated service, but did his fathers bidding, his next eldest (who did nothing to keep his father from causing his sister brain damage) was an unqualified senator, and became an unqualified president who appointed his brother (who actually had qualifications) as AG, and pushed his even younger brother to becoming an unqualified and clearly ignorant senator, and then got shot.

Kennedy's mystique has nothing to do with qualifications it all has to do with being shot.

Do we see a Mckinley legacy? a Garfield legacy?

How many Lincolns think they have the right of being a senator?

For that matter, how about Hamiltons or Harrisons?

Posted by: Wickedpinto at December 28, 2008 07:12 PM (ul7te)

127 She wasn't slow, she dropped out of college! and fucked guys.

She was twenty fucking THREE!!!

Posted by: Wickedpinto at December 28, 2008 07:13 PM (ul7te)

128 The only consolation for the Kennedy disease is that they, in spite of numerous examples to the contrary, seem to agree with the great unwashed, that they are indeed superhuman.  My main regret is that Unkie Ted chickened out on the family legacy and killed someone else rather than his own fat, self cherishing ass.

Posted by: WonderWartHog at December 28, 2008 07:18 PM (LVT6e)

129 I say  that this video, with all the "You knows", just proves definitively that Caroline is a Moron. AoSHQ should be giving her an endorsement. Anyone who gets picked will be a down the line Dem vote. As a Moron Caroline will be completely unable to communicate logically why her vote is actually a correct one. Her moronic interviews will simply lead to a Republican eventually being elected.
AoSHQ should be all for Democratic Morons if the choice given only includes Dems.

Caroline Kennedy.......the moronic choice.


Posted by: Rocks at December 28, 2008 07:28 PM (7rbe9)

130 I rarely wish death on people. . . .well thats a lie, but I don't wish death on people I only disagree with.

Teddy is an excellent senator, if you are a socialist.  Teddy is one of the few people in public office who doesn't bother with niceties.  He uses his name and position to either get what he wants or to humiliate those who might stand in the way of what he wants.

Teddy is a socialist, but he's also relatively honest, unlike almost every other democrat.

I can respect honesty, because it's honest.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at December 28, 2008 07:29 PM (ul7te)

131

Hey, while I'm living high on the linkwhoring hog, here's a post I did on Rosemary Kennedy during the intro of Sarah Palin and her large brood:

 

The instrument Dr. Watts used looked like a butter knife. He swung it up and down to cut brain tissue.

As Dr. Watts cut, Dr. Freeman asked Rosemary questions. For example, he would ask her to recite the Lord’s Prayer or to sing "God Bless America" or to count backwards. As he cut, her pulse became more rapid, and her blood pressure rose.

“We made an estimate on how far to cut based on how she responded,” Dr. Watts said. “I would make the incisions, and Dr. Freeman would estimate how much to cut as she talked. He talked to her. He would say that's enough.”

When she began to become incoherent, they stopped.

Kennedy's --- All Class.

Posted by: Cuffy Meigs at December 28, 2008 07:30 PM (uOvAE)

132 I don't think caroline is a moron, I think she is genuinely stupid, but that doesn't mean her speach pattern is anything than that of a frightented little girl.

There is absolutely no reason to argue against caroline, because, well, you have to be worse than corky sorta retarded to think she should have the position, and in 2 years the people will decide, and if the people are that stupid, then, let them suffer.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at December 28, 2008 07:32 PM (ul7te)

133 Wishing death on someone isn't the same as believing the wrong one died during Ted's car swimming adventure.

As per respecting Ted cause he's honest...well, similes fail me.

Posted by: WonderWartHog at December 28, 2008 07:35 PM (LVT6e)

134 After Rosemary was mildly sedated

Electro-convulsive paralysis is NOT mildly sedated.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at December 28, 2008 07:38 PM (ul7te)

135 Cuffy,
That's horrifying, did this Dr. feel any shame afterward?

Posted by: WonderWartHog at December 28, 2008 07:42 PM (LVT6e)

136 If you watch my link wonder, you will see that watts, thought he was doing science, and actually quit his practice with freeman, largely because of the kennedy lobotomy.

Freeman thought he was a genius, a self absorbed arrogant fuck who was destroying lives in the name of science, just like the nazi's.  SUPPOSEDLY later, freeman felt guilty, but in his road trip visiting the victims of his mutilation he absolved himself.

Freeman was a fucking mengele.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at December 28, 2008 07:48 PM (ul7te)

137

rosie wasn't mentaly deficient until he institutionalized her for being promiscuous, and then had her lobotomized.

I always wondered what they meant by "promiscuous". In that family? Jesus, they must have been peeling her off of doorknobs and the stick shift in the family station wagon.

Posted by: jaleach at December 28, 2008 07:49 PM (gHrZU)

138 and if you watch the PBS vid links, freemans own son LAUGHS, no shit LAUGHS at the experiences he learned from his father while crippling people, even chidren as young as TWELVE!!!  and liberaly instituted adults older than 50.

Psychiatry has been nothing but a travesty EVER!!!

Posted by: Wickedpinto at December 28, 2008 07:50 PM (ul7te)

139 Thats a little fucked up jaleach.

It was just that rosie could become pregnant, and the boys couldn't.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at December 28, 2008 07:52 PM (ul7te)

140 Forget the senate... Caroline Kennedy is PRESIDENTIAL!
Caroline '12!
Posted by: richard mcenroe


So is SPURWING PLOVER!

Spurwing '12

Posted by: A Plover In Every Pot! at December 28, 2008 07:54 PM (dxwRh)

141 Guys, if this princess is installed by Gov. Wonder Llama, she's there for the duration.

This is New York. We do NOT elect Republicans to the Senate.

The liberal NYC fucknuggets will see to that.

Posted by: Unclefacts at December 28, 2008 07:54 PM (M+Vfm)

142 So, going back to Joe's eugenics beliefs/Freeman as Mengele, was this just a means to an end (daughter out of action) or was it about arrogant men acting on the belief that they had the right to play God?

Posted by: WonderWartHog at December 28, 2008 07:57 PM (LVT6e)

143 Fuck the Jets, Fuck Mangini Fuck Favre

Posted by: MAJPATSFAN at December 28, 2008 08:03 PM (Yt4WH)

144 when in rome...

Posted by: HogWingPlover at December 28, 2008 08:04 PM (LVT6e)

145 Joe thought he was god, he made promises to the nazi's about how america wouldn't act, and he was right, until japan hit us.

Joe thought he ran the nation as abassador to the england.

A rumrunner thought he ran the country.

THAT is what Democrats adore.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at December 28, 2008 08:09 PM (ul7te)

146

WP and Cuffy

whoa, really disturbing

Posted by: funky chicken at December 28, 2008 08:14 PM (xyyHG)

147 Since when is brains a requirement for Senate? I don't mean intelligence, I mean actual biologically functional mammalian type brains.
Not counting the post geriatric incompetent hangers-on, Klagle Byrd etc., there are young men, like Joe Biden, who have demonstrably failed to germinate a thought of their own since age 12 who have been repeatedly elected.

Give her a break. Let her be Senator. The more idiots on the D side the better it will be later.

Posted by: Potosi Joel at December 28, 2008 08:15 PM (TPRbZ)

148 What has not been stated in the news is that she is considering a request from her uncle not to leave the Senate without a Kennedy, as he anticipates dying soon. She would function remarkably well, silencing her detractors.
I would not vote for her she symbolizes the elite of the elite to me.

Posted by: sickinmass at December 28, 2008 08:17 PM (/i4dU)

149 Joe Biden isn't a young man.

Posted by: RedFox84 at December 28, 2008 08:21 PM (nzR8G)

150 Princess Caroline's inability to speak properly and her low IQ are all the fault of GWB.  Somehow.  Maybe Dick Cheney, too.

Posted by: Fernandozer at December 28, 2008 08:22 PM (uHvsp)

151 She would function remarkably well, silencing her detractors.

Due to diminished expectations or genuine talent, sickinmass?

Posted by: HogWingPlover at December 28, 2008 08:22 PM (LVT6e)

152 poop.

Posted by: WonderWartHog at December 28, 2008 08:23 PM (LVT6e)

153 She would function remarkably well, silencing her detractors.

Thats a POSSITIVE TRAIT!!!!

What The Fucking FUCK!!!

Posted by: Wickedpinto at December 28, 2008 08:26 PM (ul7te)

154

They played the tape of the interview for me, but I can't say for sure that was Caroline.

She's still my gal, until I see something more persuasive.

Posted by: Governor Patterson at December 28, 2008 08:30 PM (5iN1K)

155 like spitting on an infant.   Thats the only "gaff" a dem can make the MSM will cover.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at December 28, 2008 08:41 PM (ul7te)

156 "Do we see a Mckinley legacy?"

McKinley was and remains underappreciated because he was succeeded by Teddy Roosevelt.  John Hay, who started his insider career as Lincoln's private secretary and finished it as T.R.'s secretary of state, said that within six months of McKinley's death the only thing he'd be remembered for was having the good sense to get shot.  And he was right, wasn't he?

Posted by: Dave J at December 28, 2008 08:42 PM (xHFvH)

157 When I spit on an infant, I'm all kinds of evil, but they never explain how that infant had it coming.

Assholes.  sometimes you need to spit on an infant!

Posted by: Wickedpinto at December 28, 2008 08:43 PM (ul7te)

158 good memory or research DaveJ.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at December 28, 2008 08:45 PM (ul7te)

159 sometimes you need to spit on an infant!

Payback's a bitch, kid.

Posted by: On behalf of sleep-deprived new dads everywhere at December 28, 2008 08:45 PM (B+HYX)

160 I told all your'in this would happen. So mete it be.

Posted by: Hugh Jass at December 28, 2008 08:48 PM (oONN3)

161 The Pats are out. I blame Biden.

Posted by: eman at December 28, 2008 08:51 PM (D6ZSd)

162 151

Due to diminished expectations or genuine talent, sickinmass?

Neither.. She's a 'Kennedy'.. will get free out of jail cards from msm and NY1, and with the fucktards downstate will collect $200 every time She passes Go.

Posted by: sickinmass at December 28, 2008 08:55 PM (/i4dU)

163

I won't pass judgement on poor Caroline until I hear what Kathleen Parker has to say about it.

I mean, surely brave Kathleen has written a huffy column on how someone of Kennedy's meager accomplishments shouldn't be a Senator. Right?

Posted by: UGAdawg at December 28, 2008 09:06 PM (vnmVe)

164 I knew Senator Lloyd Bentsen. Senator Lloyd Bentsen was a friend of mine. And you, daughter, are no Lloyd Bentsen.

Posted by: Jack Kennedy at December 28, 2008 09:16 PM (4gHqM)

165 154

They played the tape of the interview for me, but I can't say for sure that was Caroline.

She's still my gal, until I see something more persuasive.

Posted by: Governor Patterson


That's funny right there!

Posted by: thebronze at December 28, 2008 09:21 PM (cwNXc)

166

We need another Kennedy in Washington like we need a hole in the...

 

 

c'mon --- 45 years ago. Amirightoramiright?

Posted by: guy who always asks "too soon?" after tasteless celeb death joke at December 28, 2008 09:29 PM (uOvAE)

167 daniel tosh had almost exactly that same joke about lincoln, and the punchline is "What?  is it too soon?"

Posted by: Wickedpinto at December 28, 2008 09:31 PM (ul7te)

168 How much coke did this, like, you know- whore snort before she was offered this Senate seat?

Posted by: mossback at December 28, 2008 09:32 PM (in8Vs)

169 Yea.. and 40 years ago fatboy Ted drove his Mom's Dumont.
Will he give Cuomo a lift?
*rimshot please*

Posted by: sickinmass at December 28, 2008 09:39 PM (/i4dU)

170 Dear Santa,

For Christmas I want a pony and a job.

XXXX
OOOO

Caroline

Posted by: Princess Kennedy at December 28, 2008 09:42 PM (RLBRw)

171 Shit. I hide bribe money in the freezer & even I know the bitch is stoopid.

Posted by: Louisiana Rep. William Jefferson at December 28, 2008 09:44 PM (RLBRw)

172 Nice hair. Shame about the face...

Posted by: Gov. Rod Blagojevich at December 28, 2008 09:45 PM (RLBRw)

173

Dear Princess,

Not to all Dickens and shit on you, but orphans always get coal.

Kisses,

Santa

Posted by: Santa at December 28, 2008 09:45 PM (uOvAE)

174

Are you all ready to stand, and wave, at the US flag, and President Obama? This is going to be a tough one for me. Not the flag, of course, for what it stands, and the brave warriors that have fought and died for our right to say this on a comment blog. But,

I get an icky taste in my mouth with "President B. H. Obama."

OK, I admit to parinoria at times. But I also think it is well founded. Stinks like dead fish.

Posted by: Hugh Jass at December 28, 2008 09:46 PM (oONN3)

175 Can I haz Senite Seet now?

Posted by: LOLkennedys at December 28, 2008 09:55 PM (RLBRw)

176 ..174..OK, I admit to paranoia at times. But I also think it is well founded. Stinks like dead fish.

The Fat Lady hasn't sung..Wait for that. Crazy happens.

Posted by: sickinmass at December 28, 2008 09:58 PM (/i4dU)

177 unqualified dummy...isn't that a prerequisite for that party? How else to explain Boxer?

Posted by: sulla at December 28, 2008 09:58 PM (tlFbX)

178 Explain liveshot Kerry while your at it.
Moonbat Central here inmass.

Posted by: sickinmass at December 28, 2008 10:02 PM (/i4dU)

179 I can't believe that bitch is riding my coat tails and using her daddy's name to get ahead like that.  She must have no shame.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 28, 2008 10:05 PM (RLBRw)

180
143 Fuck the Jets, Fuck Mangini Fuck Favre

Hey MAJHAM let us know how you really feel.

Back to the topic, the Facist Rumrunners family is loved by the same type of people that tell you that the Inbread German family living in the big Palaces of England should step down.

Posted by: jimmytheleg at December 28, 2008 10:06 PM (vxsda)

181 You could have headlined it "The Princess IS the Peabrain"

Posted by: dad29 at December 28, 2008 10:10 PM (GVb0I)

182 Sawx fan in New Yawk senators seat?!?  Wicked funny!!!!

Posted by: Err Ahh Good People of Mass. at December 28, 2008 10:13 PM (RLBRw)

183 I could care less who Gov. Patterson appoints to fill Hillary!'s seat .  Thats between him and the people of New York.  I just don't think he will be able to look anyone in the eye if he names Kennedy.  I think he has to take "the long veiw" on this to get it right, but I don't think he has the vision.

Posted by: Egon at December 28, 2008 10:17 PM (8nB5X)

184 I didn't see this one coming.

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at December 28, 2008 10:19 PM (RLBRw)

185 "...good memory or research DaveJ."

Of McKinley?  Research.  I ain't old enough to remember the Maine!

Posted by: Dave J at December 28, 2008 10:20 PM (xHFvH)

186 183-
Cold Egon, very cold.

Posted by: WonderWartHog at December 28, 2008 10:21 PM (LVT6e)

187 #179 I can't believe it either. Our country is becoming more like Europe everyday with these fucking dynasties.

Posted by: Jeb & George W Bush at December 28, 2008 10:21 PM (YrCzB)

188 Cmon, 187, out with it, you know you're dying to.

Posted by: WonderWartHog at December 28, 2008 10:26 PM (LVT6e)

189 I agree that Patterson is blind to the long-term ramifications of a Caroline pick.

Posted by: eman at December 28, 2008 10:33 PM (D6ZSd)

190 Heh.  Don't tell Hillary, but I've already "vetted" Caroline and she's just as "qualified" as Hill.  IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at December 28, 2008 10:34 PM (RLBRw)

191 I wonder how many newspapers she reads each day. Probably all of them.  Especially the comics.

Posted by: Brian at December 28, 2008 10:38 PM (RLBRw)

192 ..186..
EVERTHING and Everyone is on the table. See?

Posted by: sickinmass at December 28, 2008 10:39 PM (/i4dU)

193 tsk.

Posted by: WonderWartHog at December 28, 2008 10:41 PM (LVT6e)

194

This is as good a place as any.

Highway to hell..

Stairway to heaven..Sorry, dont have good links....I know you do.

Posted by: Hugh Jass at December 28, 2008 10:41 PM (oONN3)

195 This keeps up and the next thing you know, we'll be telling harelip jokes.

Posted by: WonderWartHog at December 28, 2008 10:45 PM (LVT6e)

196 Best line in the vid..(for me)..
"walking over here on the subway" (:56)

Posted by: sickinmass at December 28, 2008 10:45 PM (/i4dU)

197 How I wish Madot managed the Kennedy trust fund

Posted by: MikeH at December 28, 2008 10:46 PM (1V2sa)

198 I can't believe the Lions didn't make it into the playoffs!

They were this close!


Posted by: eman at December 28, 2008 10:52 PM (D6ZSd)

199 My brother in law is a long time Detroit fan, what a masochist!

Posted by: WonderWartHog at December 28, 2008 10:55 PM (LVT6e)

200 She would function remarkably well, silencing her detractors.

If 'function remarkably well' means  not shitting in her pants.. then yes, I'm sure she would function very well indeed...

Posted by: Veronica at December 28, 2008 11:00 PM (MqD7D)

201 phucking noobie sockpuppeteer..  that was me at 200

Posted by: Dave C at December 28, 2008 11:01 PM (MqD7D)

202 HOW MANY ABORTIONS HAS SHE AND HER KENNEDY HYPOCRITICAL COMRADES HAD?

JUST THINK: IF THEY HADN'T HAD THEN WE'D HAVE TO PUT UP WITH THIS KIND OF KENNEDY CRAP FOR A LOT LONGER.

THIS AIN'T OFF TOPIC:

PALIN;S PRO-LIFENESS IS WHAT MADE HER SUCH A THREAT.

AND MADE HER  - AND TRIG - TARGETS.

CAROLINE IS A DUMB PHONY HYPOCRITE WHO ISN'T FIT TO WASH TRIG'S DIAPERS - NOT MORALLY FIT AND NOT MENTALLY FIT.






Posted by: reliapundit at December 28, 2008 11:07 PM (pSPxc)

203 ..201..
c u next tuesday

Posted by: sickinmass at December 28, 2008 11:14 PM (/i4dU)

204 I think caroline and teddy and obama are idiots, but their use of space savers isn't really an indication of their idiocy.

Their IDEA's are what they make them idiots.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at December 28, 2008 11:16 PM (ul7te)

205 Earlier today I found this far left blog, thanks to a link someone had put on a conservative blog, and I've looked and looked but unfortunately, I can't find it again now.

Anyway, it was this blogger saying, seriously, that Caroline Kennedy was perfectly well qualified to have this position, because experience didn't matter.  She was educated at Harvard and she had the right liberal values, and could raise a lot of money through her name.  He actually thought experience was irrelevant.

The people currently running this government seem to think it is theirs.  When I discovered the huge backlash against Sarah Palin for not having come from an Ivy League school,  I realized a lot of ordinary people really do think that only ivy-league graduates should be allowed to hold office.

So much for "of the people, by the people, and for the people."

Posted by: Alana at December 28, 2008 11:38 PM (JE2zV)

206 There's a Woodeye and Cuntlip joke somewhere in here, I just KNOW there is!

Posted by: Unclefacts at December 28, 2008 11:39 PM (M+Vfm)

207 Jimmytheleg=POS

Posted by: MAJPATSFAN at December 28, 2008 11:52 PM (Yt4WH)

208 dskjkfjiofdnjkcvnvjvdnv ddindvkjvndijewf wjuwdufr2o3r93rhvidvndifnf  eifeinf DWVQE9FJCVN VKDWVDKMLM lomkD XV,LX LVOVMJ,  CX,LDKMDOD X ,LCLLamcifr3irff2e4897t34remxc v,koegfe

Posted by: Gov David at the keyboard at December 28, 2008 11:58 PM (Rbulg)

209

Hey watch the criticism of Princess Caroline.  "Unqualified dummy"?

Heck no, she's perfectly qualified to be a dummy.

Posted by: Michael J. Myers at December 29, 2008 12:02 AM (LZ3cP)

210

Can someone find me a liberal Democrat (House, Senate OR White House) that ISN'T a vapid, limosine riding, wealth redistributing, good intentions (not actions) dipshit?

If Caroline Kennedy is being nominated to be a tax and spend liberal who is as far removed from 'the little people' as possible, she's perfect. Just like the rest of them.

Posted by: El Kabong at December 29, 2008 12:03 AM (0BPlb)

211

#1:  Congratulations to the Detroit Lions on their perfect season.  You guys held it together, stayed focused, and didn't let anything get in your way.  When you were tied at 14 with GB today, I was a little nervous.  But you pulled it out.  Way to go!

#2: Now that the 11-5 Patriots will be golfing by New Year's, where do you think Matt Cassel will be playing next year?  As a lifelong Pats fan, I think Bellichick and Peoli will pop the turd into the punchbowl and actually franchise his ass, on the off chance that Brady won't be ready by week 2 or 3.  Yeah, we're that kind of asshole in New England.

#3 What color drapes should Caroline put in the Senate office?  And what shape should she make it?  I mean, Obama gets an "oval" one.  She ought to get a special shape, too.

Posted by: ATNorth at December 29, 2008 12:04 AM (dBJw1)

212 Fucking Billy Mays would be a better choice than this idiot.

BTW, my wife had CBS Sunday Morning on this morning when I woke up. They had an ad on for the Kennedy Center honors listing all of those being honored, with those presenting the honors, then saying it would be hosted by Princess Caroline. No mention of the President, but PC will be hosting, cause, you know, that's, you know, important you know.

Posted by: mrcaniac at December 29, 2008 12:05 AM (Rbulg)

213

212 Fucking Billy Mays

I'd hit that

Posted by: Epstein's Mom at December 29, 2008 12:07 AM (dBJw1)

214 Let's send her the asteroid impact video and ask her if she remembers where she was and what she was doing when it hit.


Posted by: eman at December 29, 2008 12:11 AM (D6ZSd)

215

#3 What color drapes should Caroline put in the Senate office?  And what shape should she make it?  I mean, Obama gets an "oval" one.  She ought to get a special shape, too.

Posted by: ATNorth at December 29, 2008 12:04 AM (dBJw1)

Purple...like the heads of the innumerable cocks she's swallowed. And shaped like an erect, throbbing cock, of course.

Posted by: Veronica at December 29, 2008 12:18 AM (yI03K)

216 Dude. Her voice makes me want to hurl....

Posted by: hockey2k5 at December 29, 2008 12:27 AM (XhD2K)

217 175 Can I haz Senite Seet now?

Posted by: LOLkennedys at December 28, 2008 09:55 PM (RLBRw)

NOES! u must waet, & haz teh sehks & drown bichez in ur carz...only tehn wil uz bee reddy.

Posted by: Veronica at December 29, 2008 12:40 AM (yI03K)

218 163

I won't pass judgement on poor Caroline until I hear what Kathleen Parker has to say about it.

I mean, surely brave Kathleen has written a huffy column on how someone of Kennedy's meager accomplishments shouldn't be a Senator. Right?

Posted by: UGAdawg at December 28, 2008 09:06 PM (vnmVe)

Cumdumpster Parker has her nose so far up Cumdumpster Caroline's twat she'll be fortunate not to suffocate.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at December 29, 2008 12:47 AM (yI03K)

219
Brave Brave Sir Parker, bravely ran away away.

http://tinyurl.com/8zmoox
http://tinyurl.com/83lnpg

Temperament and intelligence are the new tropes of which we seem most fond these days. Political Prozac is what we're after.

Kennedy offers all of the above. A gentle spirit who conveys humility despite her sterling origins, she is an attorney and author who until now has shunned publicity. She is an accomplished philanthropist. To her credit, she has raised three children out of the spotlight. No babies as props for this child of tragedy.

Posted by: RedFox84 at December 29, 2008 01:21 AM (nzR8G)

220 she is an attorney

Name one case she's been involved in that matters.

No babies as props for this child of tragedy.


No, just her father's caved-in perfect head of hair.

Posted by: RedFox84 at December 29, 2008 01:28 AM (nzR8G)

221

It takes a neo-liberal to claim that raising a family is a lifelong devotion to public service.

“This is a time when nobody can afford to sit it out…” “I’m starving.”

Caroline Kennedy Onassis, grow up at your own expense! You presume to lead the Socialist movement in America while hiding your fortune, unwilling to spread even a little wealth. Your mother and 2nd father raised you to disdain public service, and even to disdain fund-raising as you belong to the highest "class" that disdains the nuisance of humanity beyond what you hoard. You can’t afford the luxury of starving. You have no intestinal fortitude.

Where is Caroline’s Profile In Courage? Shoulda, coulda, woulda. Caroline’s single public service was eliminating Hillary Clinton’s name from the 2008 DNC POTUS ticket. "Um, you know," would Clinton supporters rebuff Caroline K. Onassis for that? At least as a show of force, has Hillary such support in NY?

Posted by: maverick muse at December 29, 2008 07:13 AM (F1b/5)

222 The whole lack of experience argument really amuses me. Have any of you seen the state of the nation recently? Look where all that governmental experience that's present in Congress got us.

I think there should be a new eligibilty requirement for serving in Congress. No prior experience.

Posted by: Brian at December 29, 2008 09:29 AM (YrCzB)

223 Brian @  222

I think there should be a new eligibilty requirement for serving in Congress. No prior experience.

nah..  just no Ivy League Education..   and no beltway veterans..

Posted by: Dave C at December 29, 2008 10:37 AM (MqD7D)

224

...and Barrack says "Uh" alot...

Hmmm.

 I remember a Saturday Night Live skit/speech wherin Jessie Jackson ridiculed presedential candidate Bob Dole where Jessie said (roughly) when talking to Bob Dole:

"...If your downtown in NYC and you ask a guy which direction to times square, and he stops and says 'Uh', you go instantly to another guy!...(liberal laughter/applause)"

 That Doles' saying of "Uh" was a deal breaker, and he could'nt be counted on for anything...

Heh: It goes around-it comes around.

 

Posted by: JoeTee at December 29, 2008 10:43 AM (prdCq)

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23 Tom,

"Feinstein, Boxer and Pelosi all did fairly well in business.
I believe they call it "fucking the boss until you're rich" or some such."

Dammmmn that would be 3 mount and humps....Holy shit who are these poor horny bastards....look what Spitzer had for a few thou....can you imagine millions

for Boxer"s box

Posted by: norryrr5 at December 29, 2008 11:37 AM (IF2pc)

226 she is an attorney

So am I, so I can haz Senat seet?  Of course, so are some of the stupidest people I know.  Three years of law school plus a passing grade on some state's bar exam does not, by itself, actually QUALIFY someone to do ANYTHING.

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