Oh, and when are they burying Grandma? Isn't this suppose to a funeral?

He's gonna toss her ashes into the ocean from the back of a surfboard.

"normal fat fucks his age"

Hey, I resemble that comment and worked real hard to get that way!

Wonder what Chris Matthews thinks about that photo.

Style.  Barry has chiseled abs and Michelle is "fashion-forward".

Merry Christmas AOS and all morons and moronettes.

Thank you all for helping me maintain these last three months.

Happy Holidays, cuz I don't want to leave anyone out.

#16,

I'm sure it's given his legs quite a thrill.

I remembered what they said about Bush's workouts. The reporters don't even try to hide it. One would think they'd be embarrassed about this, but one would be wrong.

Nothing embarrasses those fuckers.  They get caught with their dicks hanging out over and over, and yet they are never called to account because they control the narrative to which most people listen.

>> He's sucking his gut in.

hey now, you do what you gotta do.

If you morons had any idea how many calories I have to consume every day just to maintain this physique, you'd show a little respect.

But don’t you dare question their “journalistic integrity”. And then there is this:

Can't wait to see Helen Thomas in her wild bikini!

Some things should not be written down on Christmas eve, even by morons.

Where's the pic of Mrs. Grievence looking like Mrs. Roper from Three's Company?

Please, PLEASE do not defame or disparage the honorable Mrs. Roper in that way.  She was a great woman, and a pleasant neighbor. 

Haven't yet "fleshed out" my lyrics, but got the first line:

"If you're buff and you don't know

where to go to

Why don't you go where reporters sit?

Puttin on the fit"

Anyone his age who eats healthy and mildly works out could look like that or better. That's an average build at best.

Caption:

Just catchin' some rays, man.

Nothing embarrasses those fuckers.  They get caught with their dicks hanging out over and over, and yet they are never called to account because they control the narrative to which most people listen.

They have entered that stage where they think they are above the rules of life which apply to everybody else.

57 katya

Uh darlin', you didn't need to conjure up that mental image.

See! I told you it should be called the Bro® and not the Manssiere.

Wonder what Chris Matthews thinks about that photo.

Posted by: small town girl at December 24, 2008 11:24 AM (CFcAU)

He was last seen hurrying to the bathroom with an 8x10 glossy of the picture.

Posted by: Andrea Mitchell at December 24, 2008 11:42 AM (CESbF)

Oh, thank god. Do you morons have any idea how much it kills the mood to have to reach for the weapons-strength Astrolube?

Have to put a WIDE LOAD sign on Michelle's ass.

(don't tell her I said that, please)

male-midlife crisis....first the workouts, then finishes it off with younger women....can't wait! (all you married women know the 1st signs of infidelites are the workouts !!)

oh please, don't tell me he's doing this for his health---2 packs a day for 25 years and suddenly he's mr healthman?....and don't even mention that it's for his wife....hahaha this bozo is out for fresh meat.....young chicks who dig manboobs and skinny necks.(his neck size must be like a 12")

Gross. Every time I see this picture I hate him a little bit more and honestly I didn't think I could hate him any more. The only thing that brings me joy about this is the Drudge poll where the pictures of a shirtless Putin kicked shirtless Obama's ass.

By the way, Drudge did have a rather unattractive picture of Michelle in a swimsuit up yesterday, thankfully it seems to have disappeared.

Must have SOMETHING to offset those man-boobs

And there's even more rank hypocrisy and double standards at work than just in the U.S. MSM. Toronto's leftist-liberal, Liberal Party shit-rag, the Toronto Star, that hates the evil American imperialists and that I've never known to have run an ordinary photo of President Bush, let alone a complimentary one, has the Obama Beach Party pic as their front page today.

How come his tiny man-boobs always seem to cast a shadow?

My guess would be that in Hawaii  his boob casts a shadow for about 2 minutes at high noon. It will be pure coincidence that for the next 4 years he will only be caught shirtless at the Perfect Obama Man-Boob shadow casting moment. 

His aides will refer to that time of day as POMB.

Barack H. Obama:  The first US president to shave his chest.

Metrosexual, gay, porn star, gay porn star, or jihadist?

Allahu Akbar!

"normal fat fucks his age"

Hey, I resemble that comment and worked real hard to get that way!

No doubt. Do you know how man beers (and whisky, rum, and vodka along with the occasional amounts of Jagermiester, amaretto, Bailey's for good measure) it took to get this way?

The other advantage of being a big dude is when you're in a bar and some cluefuck like I'amADinnerJacket starts piping up about nukes, you can get up, go over and "suggest" he pipe down or you'll "show him the door".

Which means making sure the door hits him a couple of times on the way thru.

Wonder if he got waxed just for this picture, or if it's a regular thing with him.

This definately setup for his fanboys. They'll forget all about Rick Warren.

The paranoia will start on Dec. 26th.

After Christmas, your mind will have no other distractions...you will be forced to dwell on BHO's "shirtless presidency" and vomit-inducing press coverage...

Will BHO wear a shirt to his swearing in?  Maybe they'll do the swearing in ceremony in the gym?  Change!

The paranoia will start on Dec. 26th.

After Christmas, your mind will have no other distractions...

Nope, we still have New Year's.  The new projected date is Jan 2.

I beg to differ katya.

The New Year "celebration" forces us to consider the new president.  Also, this year's shitty Christmas will put us in a shitty mood for the next holiday.  In other words, we won't be planning any festivities for the New Year's holiday.  Instead, we'll be boozing it up and thinking back on how shitty 2008 was and then we'll be forced (once again) to consider BHO.

How about we compromise and say that a week long transition to full 100% paranoia will begin on Dec. 26th?

Gawd, that last post gave me the shivers...I felt like a mealy-mouthed Dumbocrat trying to get my way through "compromise"...

Amen Brother Miller!

Bush was expected to work 24/7/365 as President...and any vacation was ridiculed.  Hey BHO!  Get your ass back to the continental 48 and start working on your transition!  Stop slacking off!

The Tiger Beat coverage of this by the MSM is giving me a tumor, for chrissakes. He's in decent shape for a guy his age, he's not Wolverine. Watching the press react to this, while remembering how no one  ever saw the fact that Bush ran half of his Secret Service detail into the ground newsworthy (seriously, the SS started running trainees like Army Rangers because they were embarrassed).

These reporters really should be embarrassed, if they were capable of such a thing.

How about we compromise and say that a week long transition to full 100% paranoia will begin on Dec. 26th?

Okay, but I'm not starting til Dec 30th.  The 29th is my anniversary.

He's so...AVERAGE.  Is it still legal to say that?

And I'm glad there are no photos of Michelle in a swimsuit.  I'm being programmed to think she's all classy and shit, and a bikini shot of her would destroy that.

Is it any wonder I spend hours rubbing my own juicy nipples?

He's so...AVERAGE.  Is it still legal to say that?

For now.

It will be SO hard not to barf the first time Vogue has shots of Michelle posing as Jackie Kennedy.

And you know they will.

Bush is the president,Obama is not,check your calender

What, you think there aren't assassination plots going on out there?

Other than the delicious salty/savory taste of unwashed mansack, I mean.

'Really',so what am I thinking.

That because he isn't president yet, he needn't be taking better safety precautions.

katya, we have a deal!

Attention all AOS morons:  The official transition to full-blown BO paranoia will begin on Dec. 30th.  Please mark your calendars.  Lack of paranoia after Dec. 30th will not be tolerated and you could be fined.

Carry on. 

The Countess at "W," the only fashion rag I thought was non-political, quoted Justin Webb of the BBC as saying, "America is abut to, once again, become the coolest place on earth," because the O! will be our (GAH!) PRESIDENT, and that O is juut so "elegant" and Michelle is an "intellectual bombshell."

Good God almighty, is that what any of you believe?  When you look at this photo of Omanboobs, are you thinking, "Why, he's as elegant as a high-fashion model!"  When you think of Michelle, are you thinking either "intellectual" or "bombshell?"

You mean I have to cancel yet another magazine subscription?

Attention all AOS morons:  The official transition to full-blown BO paranoia will begin on Dec. 30th.  Please mark your calendars.  Lack of paranoia after Dec. 30th will not be tolerated and you could be fined.

Calendar so marked.

since when do teamsters wear dresses?

har har

>> since when do teamsters wear dresses?

Hey, shut the fuck up.  It wasn't a dress.

It was just a little summer wrap.

ok,

this comment might'nt pass muster but---

the new camelot is barry and blackie O.

that is all.

Can't wait to see Helen Thomas in her wild bikini!

Vomit just came out of my ears.

Fuck you, Ace! I shot an 18 that day. An 18!!!! What do you usually shoot, Ace? 97 on a good day? Huh? Huh?

You name the course, Ace, and I'll take you and a buddy on and show you how it's done. I'll even take twat as a handicap, you running dog.

The Jongster's in town. Don't forget it.

I'm not going to take shots here, the guy works out and is obviously in good shape for someone his age. More power to him.

But the media fawning is getting really old and embarrassing already, and the double standard is nauseating and shameful. Not to mention hypocritical, which is 'supposed' to be to all good liberals like a cross is to a vampire.

#162 -

'in good shape' is a relative term when you're talking about a smoking ex? cokehead who refuses to release a detailed medical report.

in car guy speak he's a 'fifty footer'.

"You guys got your Christmas list?" Obama asked one person standing in the makeshift ropeline. He asked another: "Hey man, what's going on?"

Earlier in the day, his aides released a recorded message of appreciation to the military "serving their second, third or even fourth tour of duty."

"These are also tough times for many Americans struggling in our sluggish economy," Obama said. "As we count the higher blessings of faith and family, we know that millions of Americans don't have a job. Many more are struggling to pay the bills or stay in their homes. From students to seniors, the future seems uncertain."

Obama, his family and his close friends are spending 12 days on the island of Oahu, staying at a rented $9 million beachfront estate. Aides say the Obamas would have no public events during the trip, although he has received his intelligence briefings and met with aides.

Talking about tough economic times from a $9 million estate. Let's see any Republican president do that and watch Pravda attack him with glee about how insensitive he is to people's plight. Fuck that empty suit phony son of a bitch.

 Go ND.

Now, you want to talk Man-Boobs, Charlie Weis, the Notre Dame coach, has ones that are EPIC.

How does a college football coach, with easy access to world class athletic facilities, trainers, and nutrition, be such a galactic lard ass?

Chiseled, schmizzled. Here's to the one and only Mr. Lee

Merry Christmas everyone!

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186 If you smoked 30 Kools a day, you would look thin a scrawny like the O.  In Shape?  No way.

Aren't Newports the cigarette of choice among black Americans?

Assignment: Describe Barack Obama in one sentence.

A black, Arabian and white president-elect who smokes, exercises, shaves his chest, stomach and perhaps everything else, plays basketball, does NOT apparently play a musical instrument, was born somewhere, wrote something while attending Columbia that got lost, didn't write anything while editing the Harvard Review, made grades, but we don't know which ones, has been to the doctor but we don't know if he has any health issues, voted present a lot while serving his constituents, attends church but doesn't seem to pay much attention to what goes on there, adamantly refused to wear a flag pin until he wore a flag pin, is stinky according to his wife, has a middle name that can't be spoken out loud (that should make the swearing in ceremony interesting!) and is going to give everyone free health care, get rid of the federal deficit, and give 95% of Americans a tax cut while solving global warming and spreading the wealth around.

*pant**pant*

And people say we don't really know anything about this man!    

Barack Obama has been smoking cigarettes for years,

Really?

I stopped reading posts on this, but where is TWAT when you need him?

89 @84 HAHAHAHA!

I concur on the drug use thing, although I was initially guessing marijuana due to the moobs.  But I think you guys are right about cocaine, because marijuana would make him chubby.

Actually I'm sure he doesn't use coke because hes too clear headed and nuanced and seems to be balanced.  A real coke head like Al Gore shows how unbalanced he really is when he goes to Saudi Arabia and bellows how dare his country attack a Muslim country and round up innocent Muslims in the streets.  WOW! He shouted red faced and bellowed his insanity just like that drunk Ted Kennedy does.  Liberals think shouting in anger gets attention and proves real conviction, and of course it doesn't.  It just makes 'em look more ridiculous to anyone but Liberals.

Yesterday's news nobody cares anyway.  Just saying'

"If you're buff and you don't know

where to go to

Why don't you go where reporters sit?

sittin' on his fist!"

Oh puhleeeeze. Let's see this nancy-boy pitch a perfect strike fastball the way GW did. Then maybe I'll be impressed.

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