Because I Can

I'm in a giving sort of mood I offer some links you might enjoy or at least stuff ace would not typically link:

There's the Vanity Fair overview of Kate Winslet's photos.

Also someone at Vanity Fair didn't get the memo that Bush jokes were soooooo 2007.

It seems that liberals also still can't get over Sarah Palin, even people who "hate everything she stands for." Bruce Elliott, a painter with very little talent, is cashing in on Palin's popularity by painting a crude nude of the governor. The ick factor (one of many) is that his daughter served as a model.

UPDATE: Bruce Elliott is now working on a Blago nude. Awesome.
The NSFW portrait is below.

Posted by: Ace at 09:29 PM

Comments

1 Oh Kate Winslet I love you. I dooooooo.

Posted by: alexthechick at December 20, 2008 09:32 PM (5pQPI)

2 Kate Winslet: Super friggin' hot!

Bruce Elliott: No friggin' talent! You sir, are a big bag of douche.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 20, 2008 09:34 PM (uGHvf)

3 I'll bet he's proud of the fact that he can't paint a rifle with any degree of accuracy. I bet he's never held one. - Of course, based on the quality of the nude, he hasn't held that many naked ladies either.

Posted by: Loge at December 20, 2008 09:35 PM (wiPPE)

4 Nick is a sloppy whore.

Posted by: Nick at December 20, 2008 09:35 PM (UuU6d)

5 Kate Winslet; now I know what my fembot model will be.

Must email Santa now!

Posted by: eman at December 20, 2008 09:39 PM (L4oFX)

6 Clever painting. He made sure to get the polar bear and the moose in it. What, no baby carriage?

Posted by: eman at December 20, 2008 09:41 PM (L4oFX)

7 Nick's been drinking copious amounts of jizz tonight.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 20, 2008 09:42 PM (ougKX)

8 Isn't "Nick" how you spell "twat' in Australia?

Posted by: eman at December 20, 2008 09:43 PM (L4oFX)

I was switching off my PS3 after finishing up a level of Dead Space this afternoon and BAM! There's a scene from Little Children of Kate Winslet getting banged like a bongo on top of a dryer.

True story.

Posted by: VJay at December 20, 2008 09:46 PM (k87Wm)

10 Is that done in crayon?

Posted by: toby928 at December 20, 2008 09:47 PM (PD1tk)

His painting style looks kinda high school amateur-ish. Very flat surface presentation, black outline of the body and a 'standard' sort of body. No talent for painting - just promotion.

Susan Lee

Posted by: Susan Lee at December 20, 2008 09:47 PM (+6JGO)

12 He is a cartoonist, not a painter.

Posted by: the real joe at December 20, 2008 09:49 PM (IaUzC)

13 Bruce Elliott - NAMBLA member in good standing

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 20, 2008 09:50 PM (ougKX)

14
He used his daughter for a model? That is so fucking sick, I can't believe he would admit it. What a jagoff. and he can't paint worth a used paint-by-numbers kit. no damn wonder the trib is bankrupt, celebrating this amateur crap

Posted by: billypaintbrush at December 20, 2008 09:50 PM (pt30P)

15 Always did like Kate Winslett, she's got a nice lush, curvy body and isn't ashamed of it. And yeah, that's lousy painting, Susan Lee described it well. Very poor, no depth, no lighting, no originality.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 20, 2008 09:53 PM (PQY7w)

16 I hope he does Obama next. I bet he's got one of those "runway" pubic cuts above his vagina. And I know his tits are saggier.

Posted by: VJay at December 20, 2008 09:53 PM (k87Wm)

17 What amazes me is that he had to use a model to paint a naked woman figure that compares, poorly, to those I've seen scrawled on adolescent boys school binders.

Posted by: Fuloydo at December 20, 2008 09:55 PM (S7Z5Z)

18 Kate Winslet is looking mighty fine these days.

Posted by: Bid Butler at December 20, 2008 09:57 PM (JyfVU)

19 I like to draw dicks.

Posted by: Rusty Diamond at December 20, 2008 09:58 PM (oKlJy)

20
Any excuse I can use to paint my daughter naked..
I'll have her go topless and stand by a basket of fruit just to paint some apples..

Posted by: Bruce Elliott at December 20, 2008 09:58 PM (6LZdU)

21 Using his daughter for a nude portrait of someone else? Gross..Why would she agree to do that, and why isn't social services involved?

Posted by: changer1701 at December 20, 2008 09:59 PM (rrLGs)

22 Fuloydo @ 17

Now that you mention it.. same here.

Posted by: Dave C at December 20, 2008 10:00 PM (6LZdU)

23 Love Kate Winslet, have always thought she was gorgeous in a curvy, womanly way. That being said - I call Photoshop on that photo. She's beautiful enough not be be PSed to this degree.

And Bruce Elliot? What a sick fuck, in so many ways.

Posted by: pforeman at December 20, 2008 10:00 PM (S7Xpi)

24 I'll have my daughter stand naked next to a painting of her standing naked just so I can jack off into my hand and then slap myself in the face.

Posted by: Bruce Elliott at December 20, 2008 10:00 PM (oKlJy)

25 Like all "artists," if you don't have talent, be "provocative." I wonder how much money this douche bag got from the NEA. Good work if you can get it, I suppose. The really amusing part, some lefty pays major coin for this, and Sarah Palin ends up as forgotten as Gerry Ferraro.

Posted by: sears poncho at December 20, 2008 10:00 PM (uj/0b)

26 We need to agree on a time to reconvene here, after we've spent some quality time in our bunks, for a group discussion. As usual, WickedPinto will lag behind all of us, so factor that in. I can be back in 30 seconds in case that matters.

Posted by: genghis at December 20, 2008 10:01 PM (1XErj)

27 Barry has a vajayjay?

So that's why the birth certificate is a secret!

Posted by: eman at December 20, 2008 10:03 PM (L4oFX)

28 Despite the lovely Ms. Winslet , Vanity Fair is a pathetic fucking rag.

Posted by: aubrey at December 20, 2008 10:04 PM (1YVnX)

29 I'll have her stand naked next to a painting of her standing naked just so I can jack off into my hand and then slap myself in the face.

Hell, I'll paint a picture of that and jack to it..

Posted by: Bruce Elliott at December 20, 2008 10:05 PM (6LZdU)

27 Barry has a vajayjay?

So that's why the birth certificate is a secret!

"If it's Arcturan poontang it doesn't make any difference."

Just speculating here.

Posted by: genghis at December 20, 2008 10:06 PM (1XErj)

Because I Can

Oh baby, yes you can!

Posted by: robtr at December 20, 2008 10:09 PM (uJzOr)

32 I've seen better, on black velvet, in Tijuana, Mr. "Artiste"

Posted by: Frank G at December 20, 2008 10:10 PM (P0rQD)

33 On Drudge now: Elliott is doing a Blago painting called "The Cavity Search." I wonder who he's using as a model.

Posted by: schizoid at December 20, 2008 10:11 PM (iuL1y)

34 Can you say AIRBRUSHED!

Posted by: LS at December 20, 2008 10:11 PM (715FX)

35 Kate Winslet was very adamant about not being photoshoped for that cover, however, magazines have been known to photoshop celebrities without them knowing it. She has been looking thinner than usual than in her previous films. Vanity Fair does suck though.

Posted by: Petitedov at December 20, 2008 10:12 PM (HP/VT)

36 Total Gauguin wannabe. Doesn't even have the wit to copy a modern style. Pathetic.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 20, 2008 10:13 PM (MKNSy)

37 Looks more like "Peggy" from "King of the Hill"

Posted by: Che Pizza at December 20, 2008 10:14 PM (RLBRw)

38 Bruce Elliott appears to have very little talent indeed, though I guess he has the correct political opinions so all right then. I can paint better than him when drunk out of my mind.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 20, 2008 10:15 PM (fnoZ9)

I hope he does Obama next. I bet he's got one of those "runway" pubic cuts above his vagina. And I know his tits are saggier.

Will he tell his daughter to get a good tan, pour chocolate milk over herself? Or just use an issue of National Geographic or Janet Jackson as the model?

Posted by: turtle at December 20, 2008 10:18 PM (qoRP8)

40
The other models run off after they see my ankle monitor.. I have to use what's handy.

Posted by: Bruce Elliott at December 20, 2008 10:20 PM (6LZdU)

34 Can you say AIRBRUSHED!

I can say lots of things, including: Even if that's airbrushed I'd hit that by taking off and nuking the site from orbit...it's the only way to be sure.

Must make a quick bunk visit...be right back.

Posted by: genghis at December 20, 2008 10:21 PM (1XErj)

42 Could someone explain why Vanity Fair has become Playboy lite?

Posted by: Rocks at December 20, 2008 10:21 PM (7rbe9)

43 I'll have what Alex the chick is having.

Posted by: sickinmass at December 20, 2008 10:21 PM (/i4dU)

Can you say AIRBRUSHED!

Sure. My erection doesn't impede my speech.

Unless I'm sitting down. Which I am. So no, I can't say it. Not right now, anyway.

Posted by: VJay at December 20, 2008 10:25 PM (k87Wm)

45 like most liberals... possibly a pedophile, definitely a pervert

"He said his daughter, who does a good impression of the Alaska governor, served as model."

Posted by: Kaptain Amerika at December 20, 2008 10:27 PM (7S1f8)

46 Holy shit!
One measure of how tough times are in the Motor City: Some of the offenders in jail don't want to be released; some who do get out promptly re-offend to head back where there's heat, health care and three meals a day.
On Drudge.

Posted by: sickinmass at December 20, 2008 10:28 PM (/i4dU)

47 Appears to be the same artist who did the painting of Jeremy in "Wedding Crashers."

Posted by: dalef at December 20, 2008 10:29 PM (zPtnc)

48 Could someone explain why Vanity Fair has become Playboy lite?

Imagine the Playboy "philosophy" applied to people who are socially autistic. Plus there are no good fucking writers anymore.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 20, 2008 10:30 PM (ougKX)

49
So, when do we get to see Michelle's big ole' black cabooze?

Posted by: Moron in the dirty raincoat at December 20, 2008 10:30 PM (eBrfk)

50 Winslet complained that the photo was too photo shopped.

Posted by: Moron in the dirty raincoat at December 20, 2008 10:31 PM (eBrfk)

51 Is this what they meant ...The "ONE" will pay my mortgage?

Posted by: sickinmass at December 20, 2008 10:32 PM (/i4dU)

52 "Very little talent" is pretty kind. Browse through DeviantArt for 10 minutes and you'll find a dozen guys better than that "artist".

Seriously: it looks like a 10 year old painted it.

Posted by: DoDoGuRu at December 20, 2008 10:37 PM (xBkZj)

53 Maybe I got it wrong about the photoshop. She still looks hot, I like that photo of her.

Posted by: Petitedov at December 20, 2008 10:40 PM (HP/VT)

54 I get "page not found" on the Vanity Fair photos link.

Posted by: koopy at December 20, 2008 10:51 PM (bL4cA)

55 You know. Pairing the zOMFG hawt Winslet pic w/ that lame cartoon is a crime. Can we keep the beer in the bar & the piss in the toilet next time?

Posted by: Che Pizza at December 20, 2008 10:51 PM (RLBRw)

56 That looks like something that got cut from Clerks 2.

Posted by: Pinandpuller at December 20, 2008 10:55 PM (s/EWa)

57 koopy - link fixed.

good night, I'm giving the keys back it's been fun.

Posted by: Petitedov at December 20, 2008 10:57 PM (HP/VT)

58 Feh. Kate Winslet may not be a size zero, but curvy? No. She's still way too thin compared to real women.

Posted by: Oschisms at December 20, 2008 11:05 PM (MEOwc)

59 Feh. My "woman with guitar" looked more like a woman with a guitar than that piece of crap looks like Sarah Palin.

Posted by: Pablo Picasso at December 20, 2008 11:07 PM (MEOwc)

60 Petitedov, thanks for the steady hand on the helm of the USS Moron.

Posted by: Che Pizza at December 20, 2008 11:08 PM (RLBRw)

61 Feh. Keep painting, Fat Man. I hit that every night.

Posted by: Todd Palin at December 20, 2008 11:08 PM (MEOwc)

62 Ah, fucking Cowboys!

Posted by: Methos at December 20, 2008 11:11 PM (U9cME)

63 skeletor looks pretty hot with a blond wig and heels.

that douche is pretty fucked up. looks like one "painting" is of mike ditka... with a milk mustache... fisting a pregnant girl. I guess the girl fingering herself is his daughter. Or is the only one showing beav (the palin sketch) his daughter?

#48 Plus there are no good fucking writers anymore.
You bought penthouse for the articles?

Posted by: A.G. at December 20, 2008 11:15 PM (JoIvi)

64 Little known fact: "Deneuvely" is actually a french word meaning 'frumpy'. It's quite an insult across the pond.

Posted by: Kevin at December 20, 2008 11:18 PM (KO6dP)

65 Have you seen them tittays?! Who wouldn't want to paint her naked!

Posted by: Bruce Elliott at December 20, 2008 11:29 PM (oKlJy)

Personally, I thought Kate Winslet's most stellar performance was in the Off-Broadway musical version of "The Warriors."

Critics raved over her performance in the role of "Swan." (Village Voice gave it 5 stars).

Rumor has it, her next project is a collaboration with Andrew Lloyd Weber on a major Broadway production of the musical "Aliens." The sticky point in the negotiations and writing seem to come down to her indecision on what role she intends to play: If she plays Ripley, there's a lot of stage time and exposure, but if she portrays the "Alien Queen," with all the drama that entails, well...I see a Tony award in her future.

Gabe, who sent me all of this inside info., assures me it's the real scuttlebutt.

Posted by: genghis at December 20, 2008 11:33 PM (1XErj)

67 @62 Ah, fucking Cowboys!

Dude!! watching on tivo! sonofa.....

Posted by: Terry at December 20, 2008 11:41 PM (GAQ/Q)

68 Sorry Terry.

Wait, if you're free enough to read here why aren't you watching the game live?

BTW be careful what news outlets you see before you watch the Tivo. There was a record (not saying what) that was set late in the game that's likely to be widely covered.

Posted by: Methos at December 20, 2008 11:47 PM (U9cME)

69 Has nobody else heard that this wanker artist followed up with a nude of Blago? Not that I want to see that posted here.

Posted by: fiatboomer at December 20, 2008 11:47 PM (2YBU0)

70 If that's the best he can do, hope Elliott doesn't give up his day job. House painter?

Posted by: GarandFan at December 20, 2008 11:58 PM (237hA)

71 what a disrespectful piece of garbage.....ar15s are supposed to be black you fucktard.

Posted by: e.koenig at December 21, 2008 12:17 AM (2J+Vs)

72 That's the same pose/layout from the picture the gay artist son painted of Vince Vaughan in "Wedding Crashers." "We had a moment at dinner..."
He must have attended the Rhode Island School of Art too.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 21, 2008 12:17 AM (n2eCn)

Great Ace! Now I have to tell my wife that I come here just the read the "articles about new cars"! LOL

-Possum

Posted by: GEJ at December 21, 2008 12:19 AM (/3xS+)

74 I am working on the nude of Rob Blogoavich right now..

I have my daughter standing nude with a dead cat on her head, beyond that, I'll the the picture speak for itself when I display it later this month.

Posted by: Bruce Elliott at December 21, 2008 12:27 AM (6LZdU)

64 Little known fact: "Deneuvely" is actually a french word meaning 'frumpy'. It's quite an insult across the pond.

Kevin, that may be (and probably is) true, but the headline writer was most likely making a reference to Catherine Deneuve, an ultra-hot French actress/model who peaked in the '60's, mostly in European films, but had some exposure in the United States. According to the Wikipedia article, she had a rep for playing "ice maidens."

The writer for the article linked was probably trying to be cute. Why am I not surprised.

Posted by: genghis at December 21, 2008 12:29 AM (1XErj)

76 Hey not only does my daughter have a great set of tits, she easily beats out her brothers and mother for best kisser in the Elliott household.

Posted by: Bruce Elliott at December 21, 2008 12:39 AM (qoRP8)

77 Good one, Bruce.

Posted by: Bruce Elliott at December 21, 2008 12:47 AM (oKlJy)

78 I agree

Posted by: Bruce Elliott at December 21, 2008 12:51 AM (6LZdU)

79 Ridiculous NYT piece up blaming Bush for mortgage crisis and AIDS, but mostly, the mortgage crisis...

Posted by: Kirk at December 21, 2008 01:14 AM (+HSIC)

80 He needed a model to paint that? Boy, he sure is pathetic.

Kirk...NYT = cocksuckers. Don't sweat it.

Posted by: James at December 21, 2008 01:30 AM (U4DqR)

81 ot but can you all say a prayer for the family of a Marine brother of mine. Not KIA but cancer. I grew up with Richie and we played in bands and partied before we joined the suk. He went ATC and I went avionics. Good man and a true patriot.

Posted by: Modgi at December 21, 2008 01:34 AM (atJ/J)

82 Lost him Tuesday

Posted by: Modgi at December 21, 2008 01:37 AM (atJ/J)

83 Modgi, may your friend rest in peace.

Posted by: eman at December 21, 2008 01:41 AM (L4oFX)

84 When he was discharged from usmc [RE-1A], He went to work on the border in AZ. His illness took him from that important job, widowed his beautiful bride, and de-fathered his children. mebbe ace is right. why would this happen in an ordered universe

Posted by: Modgi at December 21, 2008 01:42 AM (atJ/J)

85 My painting of Michelle O is almost done. I just have to finish tracing the pattern of stretch marks of my daughter's gunt onto Michelle's forehead.

Posted by: Bruce Elliott at December 21, 2008 01:48 AM (t2Fem)

86 Gang, we really need to make a big effort to get Palin elected in 2012. Apparently the hate for her makes BDS look like love.

Posted by: Republican Lobster at December 21, 2008 01:49 AM (cq5Nw)

87 MO's portrait was covered in an episode of Sanford and Son. Fred was going to stick Aunt Ethels face into some dough and make "gorrilla cookies". Not making it up.

Posted by: Modgi at December 21, 2008 01:52 AM (atJ/J)

88
Modgi Said a prayer for him and another for those he now overwatches.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 21, 2008 01:53 AM (MOdlB)

89 While she may be looking terrific these days, what she isn't looking like is herself. You have to have a really good image of her face and study these VF photos hard before you can say that is Kate Winslet rather than some woman who looks a bit like Kate Winslet.

Some magazines seem to like making famous women unrecognizable. Like when Kristy Swanson was in Playboy a few years ago. Great looking woman but looked so different from her previous self that the nude celebrity allure was completely lost.

Posted by: epobirs at December 21, 2008 02:09 AM (xyan5)

90 85 My painting of Michelle O is almost done. I just have to finish tracing the pattern of stretch marks of my daughter's gunt onto Michelle's forehead.

Are those the scars from where she had her Klingon forehead ridges removed?

Posted by: Jim62sch at December 21, 2008 02:11 AM (6rQXk)

91 By the way, Bruce Elliot apparently finished his nude Blago painting.

Posted by: Jim62sch at December 21, 2008 02:14 AM (6rQXk)

92 Some magazines seem to like making famous women unrecognizable. Like when Kristy Swanson was in Playboy a few years ago. Great looking woman but looked so different from her previous self that the nude celebrity allure was completely lost.

Yeah, I remember thinking the same thing when Tia Carrere did her Playboy spread. Didn't seem real, somehow.

Back in the day, they had some seriously hot real women. I remember Rita Jenrette in Playboy back in the 80s - I stole that issue from my Dad's closet so many times I wore it out. Yowza.

Posted by: Jim62sch at December 21, 2008 02:16 AM (6rQXk)

93 Epobirs is right. It manages to almost completely fail in capturing the person.

Also, Winslet is not much like Deneuve. Deneuve tends toward the slender, Winslet more the zaftig (even the dopes in Hollywood won't let her fill out).

Posted by: moviegique at December 21, 2008 02:24 AM (1y5Vr)

94 My goat want's some bunk time with blago.

Posted by: Modgi at December 21, 2008 02:33 AM (atJ/J)

95 I didn't think I was that old but I must be. I remember what Deneuve looked like from the movies but wouldn't recognize Winslet even if this were an accurate photo of her. I also didn't have to steal the Rita Jenrette Playboy issue from dad I bought it.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 21, 2008 02:35 AM (MOdlB)

96 Oh wow. Did you play the video on the Chicago Tribune site? Bruce Elliott says - and I quote - "I guess I just fit right in with Van Gogh and those guys who were not appreciated in their lifetimes." LOL wow how can a guy be that self-deluded?

Posted by: chemjeff at December 21, 2008 03:34 AM (vkmUf)

97 Hah, fooled ya! That's my painting of George W. Bush and I used my son as a model.

Now who's better than Van Gogh and Gauguin and all those guys?

Posted by: Bruce Elliot at December 21, 2008 04:37 AM (Hv/mU)

98 Kathleen Parker ordered two copies.

Posted by: The Oort Cloud at December 21, 2008 06:20 AM (nOQXA)

99 This guy's an artist like Blagojevich is a governor. I believe the word I'm looking for is "fraud".

Posted by: tcbevo at December 21, 2008 06:52 AM (zBPvU)

100 That is BS!

Sarah Palin would have a landing strip. No doubt.

Posted by: y7 at December 21, 2008 07:37 AM (DfVpf)

101

Harsh winter storms everywhere

ABC still finds it in their moronic heart to do a "global warming" piece on struggling reindeer farmers in Norway. Up 2 degrees in last 25 years. All the ice is melting! Global Warming! Run away!!! Oh noes!

Fucks

Posted by: TMF at December 21, 2008 07:50 AM (/YM8H)

102 So the same people that were asking for peace with us knuckle draggers are now doing nude paintings of Sarah. I am sure this is another attempt to just get along. Reminds me of two cars I saw recently. The first had one of those coexist bumper stickers, which I loath, and those pseudo clever f-Bush bumper stickers on the same bumper. The second was a bumper with mean people suck and a Obama party member icon. It also had a sticker with the red state and blue state America map on it with a key below stating Blue
=Blue states and Red =Idiots.

I think I am tired of our tolerance.

TMF. True believers are not going to be disuaded by facts.

Posted by: Locus Ceruleus at December 21, 2008 08:45 AM (e2mBS)

103 Check out this article:
Pre-industrial CO2 levels were about the same as today. How and why we are told otherwise?
http://tinylink.com/?uwge8a4Ft0

Posted by: Locus Ceruleus at December 21, 2008 08:53 AM (e2mBS)

104 Locus,

I saw a bumper sticker yesterday on a Prius parked in front of Whole Foods:

"Pollution is not Pro-Life"

It was so.......bizarre. The thought processes behind the sticker seemed almost alien. Does someone actually believe there is a pro-life group arguing for pollution?

It seemed like the perfect libtard koan.

All I could do was stand before the magnificent emptiness of thought represented on that bumper and drool. I think I lost 50 IQ points just reading it.

Posted by: rinseandspit at December 21, 2008 09:55 AM (oEAm5)

105 "Hello, Bruce.. It's Bruce, right?

Come on in, have a seat. Want some juice or cookies?"

Posted by: Chris Hanson at December 21, 2008 10:04 AM (6LZdU)

106

Fur is murder, so we're going to have to shave her beaver.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 21, 2008 10:51 AM (CZaaY)

107

As DeNiro said in Cape Fear - "Hotter than a firecracker on the fourth of July."

Posted by: Will at December 21, 2008 11:11 AM (21FJP)

108 @#75 genghis

Nah, it's not true at all. Would be funny if it was though

Posted by: Kevin at December 21, 2008 11:45 AM (KO6dP)

109

"My goat want's some bunk time with blago."

My goat would want some bunk time, but he's got too much self-respect!

-Da Possum

Posted by: GEJ at December 21, 2008 11:49 AM (g2f8B)

110 Why would someone need a model to draw something that crude? That is like shaving and posing a gerbil so you can draw a picture of Mickey Mouse.

Posted by: Ben Franklin at December 21, 2008 11:51 AM (r11nM)

111 Bruce, what's with the fucking shoes?

Posted by: Fritz at December 21, 2008 11:55 AM (3Bqev)

112 The draping over her body is slimming Kate Winslett down, I seriously doubt she's lost all those wonderful curves.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 21, 2008 12:00 PM (PQY7w)

113

As soon as I can get my grandpa to pose nude, I can do that Helen Thomas painting.

Posted by: Bruce Elliott at December 21, 2008 12:15 PM (5iN1K)

114 Kate is hot! But I much more preferred her with a little more meat on her ( the movie Holy Smoke).

As a friend from Mexico used to say... The meat is for the man. The bone is for the dog..... :-)

Posted by: RFC at December 21, 2008 12:21 PM (Sx0vj)

115

(Flashback to 2007, then)

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To look for the weapons of mass destruction but they weren't anywhere to be "found" because BUSH LIED!!!!!

Posted by: FireHorse at December 21, 2008 12:33 PM (5KNeJ)

116 Ms. Winslet's hair isn't properly mussed. Give me an hour or two alone with her, and not only is her hair properly mussed, she'll have this glow...

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at December 21, 2008 12:45 PM (hi25E)

117 the reference to Peggy Hill is on the money.

Posted by: Frank G at December 21, 2008 01:56 PM (P0rQD)

118 You know pictures like that are wasted on douches like James Wolcott.

Posted by: Kensington at December 21, 2008 02:08 PM (fhJCy)

119 I'm trying to get my daughter to pose like Kate Winslet in that photo, but she says that's too creepy even by MY standards.

Posted by: Bruce Elliot at December 21, 2008 02:25 PM (iafWn)

120 Will his daughter serve as the model for the Blago pic, too?

Posted by: dad29 at December 21, 2008 03:16 PM (GVb0I)

121 He needed a MODEL to draw a CARTOON?

Posted by: Jeff at December 21, 2008 03:36 PM (G3T/R)

122 Look at those nonexistent gams on Kate.

Gal needs a pizza intervention, stat.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at December 21, 2008 04:02 PM (HAsov)

123 Did Kate Winslett go to a plastic surgeon and say "Make me look like a young Winona Ryder"?

Seriously, look at her face in that pic, that's Winona Ryder almost exactly.

NTTAWWT. Seriously. No such thing as too much Winona Ryder, at least in the looks department.

Qwinn

Posted by: Qwinn at December 21, 2008 04:06 PM (3FVXC)

124

I read an article earlier that quoted Elliott as saying that he hoped people would find his nude of Blago as "irreverent." Irreverent? Back to Mirriam-Webster:

irreverent: lacking proper respect or seriousness

Again, the left parodies itself.

Posted by: ErikW at December 21, 2008 04:18 PM (hKtiw)

125

Modgi,

God bless your friend. I will say a special prayer for him. You guys that have served recently have my special thanks. No one made you do it. You did it because you're patriots. God bless you too.

My nephew did three turns in Iraq as a Marine. He is being counseled now as the result of PTSD. He's still a good guy and more level headed than most people I know.

Merry Christmas my friend.

Posted by: noprisoners at December 21, 2008 05:10 PM (ED95h)

126 I want those shoes.

Posted by: AngelEm at December 21, 2008 10:23 PM (sGpZS)

127

108 @#75 genghis

Nah, it's not true at all. Would be funny if it was though .

Kevin, which part are you disputing? My comment or the comment I replied to?

Posted by: genghis at December 21, 2008 10:44 PM (1XErj)

128 I meant that I made up the 'fact' that deneuvely means frumpy

Posted by: Kevin at December 22, 2008 12:11 AM (KO6dP)

129 Ah christ, another bimbo shot. Goddamn it ace, cantcha show some good male semi-nudes for a change, or do I have to go back to Playgirl?

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