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Obama Shifts: Now Says His Staff Had "No Inappropriate Contact" with Blago, Replacing Former Claim of "No Contact"

Slublog just tipped me to the statement, reported on MSNBC.

Suffice to say his former claim was not just a lie but an absurd one, and an unnecessary one (why wouldn't he advise the governor on his replacement?).

And also, an arrogant one. It's the sort of lie you tell when you think, mostly accurately, the press will let you get away with claiming anything.

One good thing for Republicans: Obama is a moronic liar. Clinton was a good liar (much to our annoyance). This cat is a retarded one. That will be helpful.

So why did he tell such a ridiculous lie? I have to imagine it was to head off the next round of questions. Like what exactly did Rahm Emanuel propose as a counter-offer for Blago's pay-for-play requests? How much did he entertain the idea of playing ball one more time? At what point, if any, did Emanuel say "This is illegal and improper and these discussions are now ended?"

Or did he continue trying to "work with" Blago?

I assume Emanuel wasn't offering money for the seat. (Ass-ume.) But did he offer to have Obama campaign for Blago? Fundraise for him?

I always wondered not just about what Barack Obama saw in the terrorist Bill Ayers that attracted him, but what the terrorist Bill Ayers saw in Obama. A similar question applies here: Why was it that Blago thought that Emanuel and Obama might be up for a little bit of Chicago Way dealmaking?

I Can Haz Whitewater? Maybe his wife Patti, who had worked on and off with Tony Rezko on real estate deals, reminded him of a rather shifty land deal involving Rezko and Obama.

Incidentally, a commenter here, think, stated that Patti Blagojevich worked on the Rezko-Obama land deal. A search didn't find anything indicating that, though I'm open to a tip on the point, of course. But it looks as if she worked with Rezko on other deals, not on the Obama one.

The Patti Blagojevich/Rezko relationship may yet raise new questions by the media pretty much the very first questions by the media about Obama's sketchy land deal.

Even before her voice was heard on covert recordings made by federal investigators, First Lady Patricia Blagojevich was neck-deep in the federal probe of her husband and his administration.

Once a residential real estate broker on the North Side, Patricia Blagojevich left that career this year amid scrutiny from the Tribune and federal agents who have for a year been examining whether clients hired her to win favor from her husband's administration.

...

Before that, though, federal agents—following years of news coverage—were probing hundreds of thousands of dollars in commissions Patricia Blagojevich earned in previous years as a real estate broker for political supporters, fundraisers and state contractors.

A year ago, one real estate agent told the Tribune that FBI agents contacted her with questions about her involvement with Patricia Blagojevich in the 2004 sale of a $3.2 million Gold Coast home. The seller was an investment banker and contributor to the governor's campaign fund who hired the first lady as his second agent on the deal.

That was only the most recent example. Patricia Blagojevich had an eight-year working relationship with Antoin "Tony" Rezko, a onetime powerful developer and Blagojevich fundraiser who was found guilty this summer on influence-peddling charges.

A Tribune analysis this year found that Blagojevich's real estate company, River Realty, made more than $700,000 in commissions after her husband began raising money in 2000 for his first run for governor. Of those commissions, more than three-quarters came from clients with connections, the newspaper found.

The Pattern: Heh:

You can just see the Obama pattern unfolding with the Senate seat fixing scandal.

1. I don't know him
2. I know him a little
3. I know him but I thought he'd gone to rehab
4. I'm giving a major speech condemning everything he stands for


Posted by: Ace at 03:11 PM



Comments

1
No inappropriate contact in that they kept their clothes on and only dry humped each other? No harm in that. Or, is there????

Posted by: Remember the Kat-Mo! at December 15, 2008 03:18 PM (T/AOR)

2 "No inappropriate contact". 

Meaning Barry never personally fondled Blago's cock.

Posted by: ol-dirty-/b/tard at December 15, 2008 03:20 PM (IoUF1)

3
They're just following the script from the Democrat playbook:

1) Denial -- "He didn't do it."
2) Half-Admission -- "Even if he did do it, it's no big deal."
3) Equivocation -- "The Republicans do it, too."



Posted by: Bart at December 15, 2008 03:21 PM (D2RQB)

4 FOX , Shep Smith now reporting PEBO says they will release a list of staff contacts with Blago peeps on Dec 22nd....

Posted by: ginaswo at December 15, 2008 03:21 PM (THnW0)

5 He really needs to hire more of the Clinton rabble to get better lying out of his people.

Posted by: t-bird at December 15, 2008 03:24 PM (FcR7P)

6 I'm going to say it again: I did not have inappropriate contact with that governor, Mr Blagojevich.  I never told anyone to lie, not a single time, never.  These allegations are false and I need to go back to work for the American people. Thank you

Posted by: Bubba Obama at December 15, 2008 03:24 PM (VW9/y)

7 A small print footnote clarifies that Rahm tracing his index finger on Blago's taint is not defined as 'inappropriate' for the purpose of this press releas.

Posted by: Tushar at December 15, 2008 03:25 PM (PTWes)

8 "I did not have inappropriate contact with that Governor, Rod Blagojevich".

Posted by: Benson at December 15, 2008 03:26 PM (qzcNU)

9 Crap. Sorry, Bubba Obama.

Posted by: Benson at December 15, 2008 03:28 PM (qzcNU)

10

Didn't The One already bail out of the "No contact" position last week when he went from "There was no contact..." to "Let me check into if there was..." to "We're making a list of the contacts...".

We seem now to be at "Whew! It turns out the list of contacts was clean as a whistle, but you can understand I am sure that it will take us until right before Christmas to actually give you the list...".

Posted by: sherlock at December 15, 2008 03:35 PM (xqzGc)

11

Clinton was a good liar

I dispute that.  His lips would move.

Posted by: Ralph L at December 15, 2008 03:35 PM (gkwrQ)

12 "No inappropriate contact".

Meaning Barry never personally fondled Blago's cock.


Fondled is defined as touching with the hands. It does not exclude Barry taking Blago's cock directly into his mouth.

Posted by: Remember the Kat-Mo! at December 15, 2008 03:40 PM (T/AOR)

13

Wow. Clintonian.

No inappropriate contact = I did not cut bribes with him? Or no inappropriate contact = 'I did not touch him in his naughty place'?

Posted by: Entropy at December 15, 2008 03:42 PM (m6c4H)

14 Here we go again . . . this guy is going to be as slippery as wild Bill.

Posted by: rplat at December 15, 2008 03:42 PM (akbWv)

15

Man.. I should probably read the comments before I post a new one.

I only got beaten to my observations by every single post in the thread.

Posted by: Entropy at December 15, 2008 03:43 PM (m6c4H)

16 "The One" is coming to his coronation by train?  Why not just descend from the heavens? 

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at December 15, 2008 03:45 PM (OjuC4)

17 Obama is just waiting for the appropriate Democrat to step up and take the fall, for the good of the team. Rahm better be sitting with his back to the wall.

Posted by: Locus Ceruleus at December 15, 2008 03:45 PM (e2mBS)

18 >>Fondled is defined as touching with the hands. It does not exclude Barry taking Blago's cock directly into his mouth.

Posted by: Remember the Kat-Mo! at December 15, 2008 03:40 PM (T/AOR)


Or his ass.

Posted by: ol-dirty-/b/tard at December 15, 2008 03:48 PM (IoUF1)

19 Tip of the iceberg, this is going to get much more ugly in the next 6 months.

Posted by: East Bay Patriot at December 15, 2008 03:48 PM (t/GDA)

20

I did not have sexual relations with that woman....

I did not have inappropriate contact with that Blago....

 

Heh - sounds vaaaaaguely familiar.....  Is PEBO Clinton incarnate?  That Baracky is one dumb MF!  (but secretly, I'm sitting in my frigid cold house in South Texas laughing giddily and rubbing my hands together with glee, waiting for Fitszgerald to release the most damaging tape yet.....)

Posted by: Joycer at December 15, 2008 03:48 PM (h6qju)

21 This is going to be Clintons part duh.  Obama will be insulated by the faithful stooges who will protect him believing the vast right wing conspiracy is reborn. Obama like Clinton believes he is too big to fail and his followers will take the bullets for him. Fatigue is already setting in.

Posted by: Locus Ceruleus at December 15, 2008 03:50 PM (e2mBS)

22 Hey, I thought he already told us this the other day:
http://tinyurl.com/646hyt

Posted by: Watcher at December 15, 2008 03:56 PM (LwJ5x)

23

Clinton was a good liar

Ace, I love you like a brother. No, I love you more than my brother, who's a jerk who killed my hampster when I was 8.

But..... That's just not so.

I did not inhale is the worst lie I had ever heard (except from the aforementioned brother) up to that time and that was merely the first one I actually heard from him. I was to hear many, many, many, many more and the media ignored each and every one of them until they had to note them (which is why they hate Drudge, he made them notice so many of Clinton's lies).

That lie accused me of being stupid. If I had said that to my mother when I was caught smoking, I would still be grounded 30 years later. Not just for lying, but for accusing her of being stupid.

Clinton was never called on his blatant, obvious, annoying, calling-you-stupic lies and when he was caught, he copped to only what he was caught lying about and the media was curiously incurious about any other lies. Until they were shown to be lies and then he would again cop to only what he was caught lying about and the media......

Nope, the next 4 years are going to be the 90s all over again with the added annoyance (to me) of people forgetting that we've seen this play before.

As some have noted above, that statement was very Clintonian and I will add that the media's reaction is very 1998.

Posted by: Veeshir at December 15, 2008 03:57 PM (zXUuJ)

24 >>Whew! It turns out the list of contacts was clean as a whistle

Yeah, as clean as a whistle that was inserted in the ass and farted into as a frat prank.

Posted by: Tushar at December 15, 2008 03:57 PM (PTWes)

25 Veeshir, I agree that Clinton was not a good liar, but his lies were masterful in obscuring the real issue (what he lied about, and how grave the offense was) and earning a chuckle and a "ah, that playful rogue" comment from everyone. The lies were not good, but an effective diversion.

Posted by: Tushar at December 15, 2008 04:00 PM (PTWes)

26 Why was it that Blago thought that Emanuel and Obama might be up for a little bit of Chicago Way dealmaking?

I'm sure there's an innocent explanation. Maybe Blago was just asking to get his unicorn early, maybe in time for Christmas or something.

Mr. and Mrs. Blago seem like people who like unicorns, right? 

See, no problems here. Move along now.

Posted by: DrewM. at December 15, 2008 04:03 PM (hlYel)

27 Breaking now on Fox!

A blue silk tie belonging to PEBO has been found with a white stain on it.

The stain contains human genetic material.

Film at 11.

Posted by: rinseandspit at December 15, 2008 04:05 PM (ao5cQ)

28 One good thing for Republicans: Obama is a moronic liar.

So what? The MSM will be running cover for him, so he won't ever have to break a sweat.

And he'll get better at it. I think we can count on that.

Posted by: OregonMuse at December 15, 2008 04:05 PM (FO+YO)

29 I'm so glad that Barry claims that Barry is clean of all of this. I'm sure that the AP and the rest of Prada will take that as good enough for them.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 15, 2008 04:08 PM (1Jaio)

30 So, that's the Pattern.

Huh.

Posted by: Olivia Dunham at December 15, 2008 04:09 PM (ao5cQ)

31 The more clever qualifers, the more to be discovered.

Posted by: Shannon at December 15, 2008 04:14 PM (v4qA1)

32 FYI: USA Fitzgerald asked Team Obama to delay their release a week.  Ambinder notes that Obama will be en route to Hawaii by then.  I guess he's leaving the bus behind in Chicago.

Obama's still pretty clean by my view.  Rahmbo has real problems.  Keep the bus gassed and warm.  That's my advice.

Posted by: Gabriel Sutherland at December 15, 2008 04:15 PM (AHrTm)

33 No inappropriate contact in that they kept their clothes on and only dry humped each other?

Was there an ottoman in the room during the meeting?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 15, 2008 04:16 PM (InMdt)

34

So Obama isn't pefect?  How can that be!  They told me he would save us fr...Hey, Look American Idolz on, gotta go!!

Posted by: average voter at December 15, 2008 04:16 PM (kOQDM)

35 Hey! How about that shoe...

Posted by: Barry Obamuh at December 15, 2008 04:16 PM (ulV3f)

36 No inappropriate contact in that they kept their clothes on and only dry humped each other?

Was there an ottoman in the room during the meeting? Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 15, 2008 04:16 PM (InMdt)


Yep, Rahm Emanuel.

Posted by: Remember the Kat-Mo! at December 15, 2008 04:18 PM (T/AOR)

37 Before the comments go down again...

Obama will report gov contacts next week

- 'Obama had said Thursday: "What I want to do is to gather all the facts about any staff contacts that I might — may have — that may have taken place between the transition office and the governor's office..."'

Hmm, "I might"? <studder> "may have" uh, uh, My team, yeah, yeah that's the ticket.

- 'Democrats outside the transition said they worry that the delay will continue to distract from Obama's message as he makes a final round of appointments before leaving this weekend for more than a week of Christmas vacation in Hawaii.'

He's going on vacation! Ha! This means his advisers have given up on having him clear this shit up with a presser or two.

Posted by: adamthemad at December 15, 2008 04:19 PM (kIjlp)

38 There are numerous arrogant and inappropriate comments on this thread regarding Blago taking O'Bambi's cock into his mouth.  I personally believe this not correct, but if Blago did take O's cock into his mouth, there is no doubt Blago would never suck on it, just hold it till soft.  

Posted by: Fish at December 15, 2008 04:33 PM (6Rihj)

39 Don't worry morons, with 'his confident smile and kind eyes he will inspire us all'.

I love that commercial now. My boys and I watch it and laugh uncontrollably. Yes, I have indoctrinated my sons.

Posted by: Andy in Texas at December 15, 2008 04:36 PM (OaUQL)

40 It's not so much that Clinton was a good liar, as that people wanted to believe his lies.

We'll see if the same holds true for Obama. 

I suspect that he, and Emanuel, were doing what any sensible politician would have done under the circumstances.  They had to talk to the guy, they wanted Jarrett in the seat and would happily have given to get, but when Blago started talking about making the quid pro quo explicit the risk started to look greater than the reward. 

I suppose there's still a slim chance that my deepest conspiracy theory - that the media pimped him into office because it saw a Chicago pol and knew he'd be four years of circulation-driving scandal on the hoof - might pan out. 

Posted by: mrkwong at December 15, 2008 04:38 PM (G8Eo0)

41

I had a friend whom(who), when asked a question that he didn't have an answer for would say, "Don't start me to lyin". Well, by the time people stopped laughing, the question was forgotten.

I offer this trick to PEBO, free, gratis, er...umh, maybe I could be Ambassador to one of those tropical islands where the young virgins, I mean people, go topless all the time. And, oh yeah, a case of Val-U-Rite, and a commemorative plate.

They can't tap my PC, can they? Oh shit man I'm going to jail and I haven't even been in politics for 5 minutes.

Posted by: solitary knight at December 15, 2008 04:41 PM (lZrpu)

42 There are numerous arrogant and inappropriate comments on this thread regarding Blago taking O'Bambi's cock into his mouth. I personally believe this not correct, but if Blago did take O's cock into his mouth, there is no doubt Blago would never suck on it, just hold it till soft.

You got that back asswards, Fish. The arrogant and inappropriate comments are that O'Bambi took Blago's cock into his mouth and ass -- not the other way around (though Blago probably did give Bambi a reach around) . hth

Posted by: Remember the Kat-Mo! at December 15, 2008 04:44 PM (T/AOR)

43 did not inhale = did not swallow.  That right, isn't it?

Posted by: Blago the Blower at December 15, 2008 04:48 PM (+p7v2)

44

I always wondered not just about what Barack Obama saw in the terrorist Bill Ayers that attracted him, but what the terrorist Bill Ayers saw in Obama. A similar question applies here: Why was it that Blago thought that Emanuel and Obama might be up for a little bit of Chicago Way dealmaking?

I think this line of thinking is a dead end…

 

What Obama saw in Ayers was likely simply ‘a popular leftwing guy in my state Senate District that I’m supposed to court.’ What Blago saw in the Obama was ‘the guy who vacated the U.S. Senate seat, and who will want a say in replacing him.’  Could there be more? Obviously. But these are the minimum, expected relationships.

 

Now, no one is more aggressive in arguing that the Ayers connection, for whatever reason, disqualifies Obama from the presidency. He should have rejected the expected path. (Same with Wright.)

And Obama should be put on the defensive for not standing up to any of the notorious Illinois/Chicago corruption swirling all around him. Plenty to feed on there....

 

But I believe the man is too ambitious to go for this petty corruption. Just like Ed Rendell in my home state of PA. They want the office more than the money. And Obama had the added benefit of not having to run for anything like a real politician – his was almost always a political career of PC entitlement.

 

 

 

Posted by: CJ at December 15, 2008 04:54 PM (9KqcB)

45

Incidentally, a commenter here, think, stated that Patti Blagojevich worked on the Rezko-Obama land deal

The moron in question would be me, although I said that there is speculation that she might have been involved not that I had proof.

It would be surprising if she didn't get some skim since she and Rezko had done many deals together and the person who gave Rezko's wife the loan for the property, Amrish Mahajan, had long dealings with Rezko and was a major contributor to Blago.  He also had done real estate deals with Patti Blago previously and his wife, who owns a medical testing company, has been indicted for billing Illinois for over $2 million in testing the company never performed.

I think corrupt Illinois politician is the default position for these clowns.  Guilty until proven innocent.

Posted by: Bubba Obama at December 15, 2008 04:55 PM (VW9/y)

46 Thank God Obama has investigated himself and found no wrongdoing, Nothing to see here. Move along. It's just a distraction.

Posted by: maxpower at December 15, 2008 04:55 PM (TERmA)

47 Off subject, one of the dumbest funniest things I have seen on the internet in a while. Start @1:25 of the video and the go down and listen to the girl.

http://tinylink.com/?75pRaPdjC9

Posted by: Locus Ceruleus at December 15, 2008 04:58 PM (e2mBS)

48

During the election, I guess I figured Obama's fibbing must be just pure political expediency.  But now I start to wonder if it is just pathalogical.  Unless he actually did something illegal it is impossible to understand why he just didn't say, "Yeah I talked to him and we discussed the seat, but I sure as hell didn't negotiate with him about it."  Why the hell would he lie about that.  It really doesn't matter. I am starting to think he lies, because he just can't NOT lie.

 

doug

Posted by: doug at December 15, 2008 04:58 PM (dxxkS)

49

f'en suck puppet.......

Posted by: JackStraw at December 15, 2008 05:02 PM (VW9/y)

50 Doug,
there is a Proverb. "The guilty run when no one is chasing them."

Posted by: Locus Ceruleus at December 15, 2008 05:03 PM (e2mBS)

51 So has he made any statements about Richardson? another one of his cabinet that might be in legal trouble already.

Posted by: Lyn at December 15, 2008 05:07 PM (a3abx)

52 Thanks for the link, Locus. I'd seen the first one a long time ago, but the second one is new to me.

Posted by: Bugler at December 15, 2008 05:22 PM (YCVBL)

53 "You can just see the Obama pattern unfolding with the Senate seat fixing scandal."

1. I don't know him
2. I know him a little
3. I know him but I thought he'd gone to rehab
4. I'm giving a major speech condemning everything he stands for

You forgot number 5.

5. Put major speech on CD or DVD and sell to idiots, I mean the faithful for much needed campaign funds, even though campaign is over.

Posted by: Stacy at December 15, 2008 05:26 PM (sjgdE)

54 #11: And his pants were on fire.

Posted by: LAsue at December 15, 2008 05:29 PM (2V7nL)

55

I'm sure the AP is working on this story:

 

Obama clears Obama in a scandal not at all about Obama.

President-elect Obama in a stuttering, bumbling most eloquent way cleared himself of everything related to the madman Blowjobevich. In fact as lord Obama pointed out he never even heard of the lunatic, who acted on his own, until this scandal regarding Blowy and only Blowy happened last week. The AP had mistakenly reported that lord Obama was a close contact of and worked on Blowy's campaigns. However the AP can no longer find any evidence of this and is convinced (and so should you be) that any and all information connecting lord Obama and Blowy was fictitious and part of the vast right wing conspiracy.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 15, 2008 05:33 PM (1Jaio)

56 "So why did he tell such a ridiculous lie? I have to imagine it was to head off the next round of questions."

Well that's kinda the motivation for most lies, isn't it? I mean, one primary objective is to avoid scrutiny or blame. But there's more here for Obama. It's in his DNA whether by virtue of his profession as Chicago pol or as an innate shortcoming of his personality (which we might observe morphing into pathology). Consider the following exchange:


Transcript of the interview of President-elect Barack Obama by Tom Brokaw on NBC's 'Meet the Press' taped in Chicago on Dec. 6 and broadcast Dec. 7, 2008.

MR. BROKAW: Finally, Mr. President-elect, the White House is a no-smoking zone, and when you were asked about this recently by Barbara Walters, I read it very carefully, you ducked.

Have you stopped smoking?

PRES.-ELECT OBAMA: You know, I have, but what I said was that, you know, there are times where I've fallen off the wagon. Well...

MR. BROKAW: Well, wait a minute.

PRES.-ELECT OBAMA: ...what can I tell...

MR. BROKAW: Then that means you haven't stopped.

PRES.-ELECT OBAMA: Well, the--fair enough. What I would say is, is that I have done a terrific job under the circumstances of making myself much healthier, and I think that you will not see any violations of these rules in the White House.


Something as innocuous as that induced a lie from Obama. Obama summarizes essentially, "I've stopped smoking, but I haven't really since you caught me ('fair enough' you sneaky bastard, Brokaw). And did you notice how expertly I parsed my words? Pretty good, huh? It almost worked, hahaha. And did you notice my conclusion? I think that you will not see any violations in the White House? Keywords here are "you" and "see," which naturally means you, Tom Brokaw, will not visibly see me smoke in front of you, Tom Brokaw. That still leaves me with lots of toking options which won't be a lie."

Ridiculous. The man's a liar. Of course, we knew this many months ago when Obama disclosed Rev. Wright was not the man he thought he was. Just tack the latest lie on the list of what will be a significantly long record.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 15, 2008 05:34 PM (sI5Ho)

57 What are the chances that on Jan. 21st, The One fires all US attorneys including Fitzgerald.

Posted by: TC at December 15, 2008 05:38 PM (QXKjZ)

58 You can just see the Obama pattern unfolding with the Senate seat fixing scandal.

1. I don't know him
2. I know him a little
3. I know him but I thought he'd gone to rehab
4. I'm giving a major speech condemning everything he stands for.

Or, roughly:


1. Blatant lie.

2. Less blatant lie.

3. Closer to the half-truth lie.

4. I'm clean!

Posted by: Good Lt at December 15, 2008 05:56 PM (s9+Zr)

59 "...says his staff had no inappropriate contact with Blago..."

Technically, for clarification, tea bagging is just another form of ball dipping, correct?

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at December 15, 2008 06:08 PM (aaGD+)

60 The evil Snowball is behind all these distractions

Posted by: Napoleon at December 15, 2008 06:11 PM (PD1tk)

61
That means no one got touched in their "no no" spot,  right?


Posted by: Dang at December 15, 2008 06:25 PM (Y5LIx)

62 I actually tried to keep a list of all the Obama lies on my blog, but I eventually got overwhelmed. Too damn much to keep up with.

Posted by: Nice Deb at December 15, 2008 06:33 PM (TvKLW)

63 #48 Doug-

Yeah, he can't not lie.  He is a pathological narcissist. 

Ali Sina's article on "the making of a Fuhrer" really explains the whole phenomena.

http://www.faithfreedom.org/obama.html

It's long, but dang, explains the man to a tee.  Not pretty, either.


Posted by: Derak at December 15, 2008 08:07 PM (kRTa/)

64 A new take on the tree falling in the forest.

If Barry tells a lie in front of the press corps does it make a difference?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 15, 2008 08:21 PM (7GDnZ)

65 So when is Blago pencilled in for his tragic car accident?

Posted by: richard mcenroe at December 15, 2008 11:27 PM (pEXyx)

66 Did I miss something? Why hasn't anyone mentioned the fact that the media is reporting that through a thorough investigation by (ahem) Obama's own lawyer he did not have any inappropriate contact with blago... Um... Since when is an internal investigation by ones own lawyer anything but laughable.. I'd say conflict of interests but I think everyone who can read this understands that concept by now. The fact that the AP reports it like it's gospel makes me want to get medieval.

Posted by: Peter at December 16, 2008 01:40 AM (cWDpM)

67

Suffice to say his former claim was not just a lie but an absurd one, and an unnecessary one (why wouldn't he advise the governor on his replacement?).

His first statement should have been, "Of course, I have spoken to the governor about my replacement.  However, I know of no pay-for-play proposals associated with the seat.  I am directing my staff to cooperate fully with the U.S. Attorney investigating the case."  It does three things:

1.  It states that he did speak to the governor about the position.

2.  It states that he was unaware of any nefariousness.

3.  It opens the boks for investigation.

Anything less than that statement leaves room for lies to be exposed.

Posted by: Steve L. at December 16, 2008 07:56 AM (Gkhxf)

68

I'm sure that the AP and the rest of Prada will take that as good enough for them.

Why would a fashion design company care about whther Obama is guilty or not?

Posted by: Steve L. at December 16, 2008 08:02 AM (Gkhxf)

69 Tomorrow he will be able to provide proof positive of this, he's so sorry but they can't manufacture it any sooner than that. He is pushing the sheeple as fast as they can work but, you know how slow witted they are. Hell they voted him (and Chicago politics) into office. Until they have the proof, move along, nothing to see here.

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