Love Triangle in Dallas: T.O. Jealous of Romo's, Witten's Close Relationship

Can the Dallas Cowboys get any more gay?, someone asks.

No.

Posted by: Ace at 06:30 PM

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1 Back when Johnny U was in his prime you never had to worry about this sort of stuff.

Posted by: The Obvious at December 11, 2008 06:31 PM (1g+FW)

2 Good thing the Cowboys didn't have a game yesterday.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 11, 2008 06:31 PM (n2eCn)

3 YA Tittle either...okay with a name like Tittle you had to wonder.

Posted by: The Obvious at December 11, 2008 06:35 PM (1g+FW)

4 Not only that, the moron Jerry Jones is dissing Marion Barber.

Smart move.

May the Giants put them out of their misery.

Posted by: JWF at December 11, 2008 06:36 PM (29kbu)

Gee, Ace. I thought "T.O." stood for "The One" and I was wondering what was going on. So it's homoeroticism in the NFL and not homoeroticism in the NFL and Obamamania.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 11, 2008 06:37 PM (CZaaY)

6 I know they don't go to class or anything, but sometimes I wonder if these guys made it through 3rd grade, much less college.

Posted by: someone at December 11, 2008 06:37 PM (1wXl7)

Any 49er or Eagle fan could tell you this shit would happen in Dallas. TO is awesome when his team wins and when he gets to be the star. But let there be a loss and he is the first to bitch and start throwing blame around.

He is a terrific player but I don't think he is worth it. Too much trouble.

Posted by: Log Cabin at December 11, 2008 06:42 PM (TDkUV)

My wife is convinced beyond a shadow of a doubt that Troy Aikman and Jay Novacek were pitching and catching out of uniform back in the day. She hasn't said anything about Romo and Witten, but her gaydar may be a little rusty due to being married and therefore no longer interested in sex.

Jerry Jones seems to be one of those guys who can't be happy unless there's chaos to contend with. Why else bring a cancer like TO in to your clubhouse. I fully expect gun safety expert, Plaxico Burress to be in Dallas by July. You can't have to much fucking cancer.

Posted by: pendejo grande at December 11, 2008 06:49 PM (iMnDJ)

9 You guys have no idea. Back in the day, we had to practically separate Paul Hornung and Jim Taylor with a crowbar. And Bart Starr was soooooo jealous. That's why he threw all those passes to Max McGee.

Lombardi eventually couldn't take it. That's why he retired after only 2 Super Bowls.

Posted by: Jerry Kramer at December 11, 2008 06:52 PM (eDJ38)

We knew T.O. would pull this shit sooner or later. His timing is, well, just mahvelous.

One of the reasons T.O. doesn't get thrown to is simple: HE AIN'T OPEN. And he can't get open.

Sure great gravy for the sportswriters, though.

Posted by: mikeyslaw at December 11, 2008 06:53 PM (QMGr1)

11

I was at the Stillers game, and just got around to watching the broadcast and that asshole Aikman was going on and on during the Stillers beatdown of those cunts that the Cowboys have finally, finally, finally proven how tough they are in December. He was saying this shit as Cryboys were being helped off the field every two sets of downs from running into Stillers.

They were getting fucked up big time, and Aikman was cooing and giggling about how tough they were and how Tony Romo is great and Ben makes dumb mistakes.

meanwhile, Ben never fucked up, kept his cool, lead the team to tie those shitbags with alacrity and poise and no crying and whining...

Fuck the Cowboys, Fuck Dallas. How bout them Cowboys???

Aww, bless his heart...that's his, his, his quarterback, sniff, sniff, sniff...

Posted by: Senator, Advisor Rev. Dr. E. Buzz Miller at December 11, 2008 06:56 PM (sibOH)

12

That douchebag TO crying about Tony...awwwwwwww.

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Posted by: Senator, Advisor Rev. Dr. E. Buzz Miller at December 11, 2008 06:59 PM (sibOH)

13
Opiate of the masses.

Posted by: Dang at December 11, 2008 06:59 PM (Y5LIx)

14
It looks like I was right about Wade Phillips. The guy is a brainless boob who, just like Herm Edwards, has no business being a head coach in the NFL. He stands on the sidelines and is the beneficiary of his team's talent. He's no coach. He's no x's & o's man.

Bill Cowher will be in Dallas next year. Or, and you heard it here first, Jimmy Johnson.

Posted by: Bart at December 11, 2008 06:59 PM (4qYq9)

15 Oh, no! There is a rumor that one of the last local conservative radio host, Larry Elder, may be leaving.

Posted by: Remember the Kat-Mo! at December 11, 2008 07:02 PM (T/AOR)

16 If I were the Cowboys coach I'd make TO run a mid-level crossing route every play. Then I'd tell Romo to be sure and throw every pass high and leave TO exposed to a hit.

It would either shut him up or knock him out. Either one works for me.

Posted by: DrewM. at December 11, 2008 07:05 PM (hlYel)

17 I don't care if they are as ghey as Elton John's hair dresser, as long as they win.

So considering the fourth quarter against the Steelers... I settle for a change in either department.

Posted by: Potosi Joel at December 11, 2008 07:05 PM (TPRbZ)

I said this back then too! My mother said I was crazy, but I finally have someone that agrees with me. And I am a long time fan of the 'Boys. I went out to Dallas during the 90s for a game (tour group package) and saw them up close. That verified it for me.

As for as the current team, let's just say I call our QB Tony Homo. Anyone who would let Papa Simpson and his frog mouthed daughter lead him around by the balls for all those People photo ops has to be gay.

Posted by: kat at December 11, 2008 07:08 PM (S7Xpi)

19 Witten and Romo promised me I could be Lucky Pierre in their next daisy-chain assfuck. Can you blame me for bein' pissed at those bitches?

Posted by: Terrell Owens at December 11, 2008 07:10 PM (IoUF1)

20 Can the Dallas Cowboys get any more gay?

Man, and I thought my Redskins blew.

Posted by: Y-not at December 11, 2008 07:12 PM (dC8te)

21 My wife is convinced beyond a shadow of a doubt that Troy Aikman and Jay Novacek were pitching and catching out of uniform back in the day.

Despite my life-long allegiance to the team in DC, I will not allow this slander against a fellow Republican (Troy) to stand.

Not that there's anything wrong with it.

Posted by: Y-not at December 11, 2008 07:15 PM (dC8te)

22 Have you seen the tits on that frog mouthed daughter of his? I'd probably pose for a coupla pix for People magazine if it helped me get sideways widatshit. Of course half these morons will chime in with "I wouldn't hit that shit" and sadly they'd probably be telling the truth.

Posted by: pendejo grande at December 11, 2008 07:15 PM (Eb4hF)

23 This is super-hero gay. These asshats need to start worrying about playing football, not whining about who likes who better! Piss on TO and his cry-baby ass.

Posted by: Mandy P. at December 11, 2008 07:18 PM (MK6Kx)

24 #15 - I heard he got a gig on CNN.

Posted by: Ann at December 11, 2008 07:26 PM (c3H+i)

25 Yes Ma'am, your Honor, that's the truth. Seeing Witten, Romo and T.O. pole-dancing at the club made me drop my nine. That shit just ain't right.

Posted by: Plaxico Burress at December 11, 2008 07:31 PM (JWAjn)

26 This thread is worthless without pics of the Simpson broad's rack...

Homos.

Posted by: PC Jones at December 11, 2008 07:39 PM (aaGD+)

27 >>26 This thread is worthless without pics of the Simpson broad's rack...

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Posted by: ol-dirty-/b/tard at December 11, 2008 07:51 PM (IoUF1)

This thread is worthless without pics of the Simpson broad's rack...

Y'gotta tilt your head to the left a little.

:-)-3--<

Posted by: FireHorse at December 11, 2008 07:52 PM (5KNeJ)

29 And it just HAD to be Romo's relationship with the "tight end". LOL. It reminds me of a Husker broadcast I heard on the radio a while ago. The Husker tight end had just scored a touchdown and the announcer said "Man I just love tight ends, don't you Bob?" A full half-minute of radio silence ensued.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 11, 2008 07:53 PM (vkmUf)

30 I've been in gay sex that's less gay than this.

Posted by: Reggin at December 11, 2008 07:56 PM (t3pez)

31 T.O. should just bitch-slap Romo and be done with it.

Posted by: chemjeff at December 11, 2008 07:57 PM (vkmUf)

32 Might as well go for all the way gay: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w77T0AncLKo

Posted by: ErikTheRed at December 11, 2008 07:59 PM (erlfI)

33
I forget who wrote it, but the best description of Romo is a guy "who has an odd need to run to the sideline and put his hat on backwards between every series."

Posted by: Bart at December 11, 2008 08:14 PM (4qYq9)

34 #15 - I heard he got a gig on CNN.
Posted by: Ann

Good for him but bad for me. I don't have television.

Posted by: Remember the Kat-Mo! at December 11, 2008 08:21 PM (T/AOR)

35 I was worried about the Giants this weekend until I read this! Make up secret plays?? How does that go? "I'm the quarterback. Now, here's the line (draws a finger across his palm). This is me (points to middle of the line he just drew). This is you (points to a spot out towards the edge of that same imaginary line) Now, you go out and cut across the middle after 10 steps. And count em! Don't tell T.O....

Posted by: JS at December 11, 2008 09:07 PM (6qFrG)

36 You just can't quit the Cowboys, can you Ace?

Posted by: Asher at December 11, 2008 09:08 PM (fjWof)

Terrell Owens is gay or at the very least a freak. He is also insecure, immature and prone to wild mood swings. Just the guy you want in a struggling locker room.

Posted by: pc at December 11, 2008 09:13 PM (S7zPk)

It looks like I was right about Wade Phillips. The guy is a brainless boob who, just like Herm Edwards, has no business being a head coach in the NFL. He stands on the sidelines and is the beneficiary of his team's talent. He's no coach. He's no x's & o's man.

Somehow, Wade and Norv Turner keep getting hired for job after job, even though as head coaches they suck. Owners need to start figuring out that some guys just aren't cut out to be anything beyond coordinators, no matter how fancy their schemes are.

Oh, and Dallas? Enjoy becoming the Oakland Raiders in about three years, since your boy Jerry seems hell-bent on turning into the NFC version of Al "The Cryptkeeper" Davis. Even Bill Bidwell is laughing at you.

Posted by: A Lock of Che Guevara's Chest Hair at December 11, 2008 09:17 PM (2/8e0)

39 T.O. is a cancer on whatever team he's on. The man is ill. Does this not sound like girl scout camp? "They're talking about me at 'lights-out!'"

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Posted by: kbdabear at December 11, 2008 09:49 PM (miw86)

41 No shit, there's some sort of whiny drama centered around TO? Who've figured on THAT.

Posted by: Stewed Hamm at December 11, 2008 10:25 PM (omgJ+)

42 You always believe anonymously sourced stories?

Posted by: Karol at December 11, 2008 11:43 PM (jqKIo)

43 Terrell Owens is gay or at the very least a freak. He is also insecure, immature and prone to wild mood swings. Just the guy you want in a struggling locker room.

Sounds like he's suffering from PMS...maybe the team doctor can write him a script for Pamprin or Midol...

Posted by: Buck Naked - Pron Star at December 11, 2008 11:44 PM (oufwF)

Can the Dallas Cowboys get any more gay?

It's called "suffering from an unrequitted bro-mance."

Romo, Romo, where fore art thou Romo?

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46 I remember when the cowboys were called South America's Team due to the drugs. I guess now they are San Francisco' Team.

Posted by: TomJW at December 12, 2008 10:31 AM (xRCpL)

47 Please tell me the Cowboys aren't going Brokeback on us.

Posted by: t.ferg at December 12, 2008 10:56 AM (2YVh7)

48 Well, it only makes sense that Romo would prefer a tight end to a wide receiver. (Yes, I had to go there.)

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