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Guess Who's Got a Birthday Today?

We here at AoSHQ would like to wish Governor (for now) Rod Blagojevich the happiest of birthdays.

Really. Our heartfelt card is below:

happybdaytorod.jpg

And yes, today really is his birthday.

Posted by: Slublog at 02:52 PM



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Hey Rod, see those cameras over there....You've been 'Punked'

Happy Birthday buddy.

Posted by: Ashton Kucher at December 10, 2008 02:56 PM (E6GUg)

2 Just on ABC news. Obama says Blagojevicha should face death penalty.

Posted by: robtron12 at December 10, 2008 02:57 PM (gue+Q)

3 And a the Merriest of Christmasses and a happy New Year!

Posted by: Eleven at December 10, 2008 02:58 PM (7DB+a)

4 Happy Birthday to you Blago!
Now everyone..........SING!

Posted by: Rocks at December 10, 2008 03:03 PM (Q1lie)

5 There were parties last night celebrating our beloved Gov's trip to the big house birthday.  Some were calling for it to be declared the Best Day in Illinois Evah (along with reinstituting that petition for seccession -- extra party favor type gift).  At least he and his lovely wife can take comfort in knowing that the citizens of downstate IL really do care.

Posted by: unknown jane at December 10, 2008 03:03 PM (wyaGP)

6 Ditto! My you dear Governor receive many gallons of K-Y Jelly for your new home soon.

Posted by: kim in vancouver at December 10, 2008 03:04 PM (lzBKU)

7 Hot Rod: Happy fucking Birthday, pal. Now go get a haircut and get ready for some unexpected company in your bunk.

Posted by: mikeyslaw at December 10, 2008 03:05 PM (QMGr1)

8  obama sent the same card

Posted by: nygal at December 10, 2008 03:05 PM (+/c0N)

9 Who says this is a bad economy?

Lots of folks at NPR are nervous today, as the rumor mill speaks of layoffs. One engineer in NY has already been laid off, we hear.

UPDATE: The final number of cuts will be 65.


National Pinko Radio is letting people go. This is turning out to be a good December.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 10, 2008 03:06 PM (FmAuk)

10 I hear that sperm makes a good hair product, and I'm sure you'll have plenty of RAW resources in prison.  Anyway, have a good birthday Go-blow-a-bitch.

Posted by: dragonlady474 at December 10, 2008 03:07 PM (qiCGV)

11 bwahahaha!

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# 6...no jelly for rod

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no jelly for blago unless he starts singing  the "songs of obama's rise" in the most corrupt city in the country today..... sing about how obama got his wife's salary tripled (via favored pork), how he got his wife a seat in a walmart boardroom, and how obama REALLY won the U.S. senate seat.

Posted by: nygal at December 10, 2008 03:11 PM (+/c0N)

14 Ha!

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Posted by: mojo at December 10, 2008 03:15 PM (g1cNf)

15 George Bailey: Hey! Merry Christmas, Mr. Potter!
Mr. Potter: Happy New Year to you... in jail.

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16

Guys, a bit of clarification needed:  Mr. Hair like Cotton Candy has always gone by the moniker "Blowjobovitch", at least down in this part of the benighted Land of Lincoln.

Blowjobovitch -- a talent he may be brushing up on soon, which is ironically karmic considering the screwing he's been up to -- and without the decency of a reach around at that.  It's a bitch when the shoe gets put on the other foot, as it were.

Posted by: unknown jane at December 10, 2008 03:17 PM (wyaGP)

17 BREAKING NEWS: First public official resigns in Illinois.

It's one of the three Illinois deputy Governors.  Deputy Governor Bob Greenlee reported to be "Deputy Governor A" just resigned.

Posted by: Gabriel Sutherland at December 10, 2008 03:21 PM (AHrTm)

18

Now go get a haircut and get ready for some unexpected company in your bunk.

Get a haircut? Hell no. He's gonna need that giant thatch to hide his prison shanks in.

 

Posted by: TiredWench at December 10, 2008 03:21 PM (8w9mZ)

19
I wonder what Blowjobovich's hair will look like when he starts getting forced "man-made" product squirted on his head.

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Posted by: Dang at December 10, 2008 03:28 PM (Y5LIx)

20 At least the arrested him the day before so his birthday won't be forever marred by a memory.

Posted by: katya at December 10, 2008 03:45 PM (oRJZj)

21 Team Gov Blago with John Edwards in the same cell and it would be a narcissistic love fest with both boys taking turns hiding the salami up the ass.  Liberals would pronounce it normal and decry conservative attempts to call it by its correct name, faggot butt thumping. 

Posted by: Fish at December 10, 2008 03:51 PM (6Rihj)

22 Is there a mug shot available? I wonder if they let him wear the wig like they did for Marv Albert.

Posted by: Shannon at December 10, 2008 03:52 PM (v4qA1)

23 BREAKING NEWS: First public official resigns in Illinois.

It's one of the three Illinois deputy Governors.  Deputy Governor Bob Greenlee reported to be "Deputy Governor A" just resigned.


3 deputy governors? Why do we need 3 of them? Do we even need 1 of them?

State records indicate the 33-year-old Greenlee lives in Chicago and earned $149,000 a year.


$450,000 a year for 3 guys who probably do nothing. It's time for a palace revolution.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 10, 2008 04:12 PM (FmAuk)

24 Happy Birthday, buddy!  Dinner's on us.

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25 My balls are chapped from all this dipping

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26 I wonder if that classy broad, Patty, baked a file in his cake?

Posted by: Fritz at December 10, 2008 06:19 PM (aaGD+)

27 Oh well.....it's not my fault that I share a birthday with this ass clown.

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28 It's his birthday, but we got the present.

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