Franken Walkback: I'm Ahead by 10 Votes, But Only If Those 133 "Missing" Votes Are Found

Well, they're not going to be found, Al. They never existed.

But Franken really wants those non-existent ballots found. He's demanding a "systematic forensic search" for them.

Whatever that means. I think it's his way of asking David Caruso to come help look for them.

Posted by: Ace at 05:22 PM

Comments

I know where those ballots are. They are under the plank. The one on Mars.

Posted by: Hammer at December 04, 2008 05:31 PM (8nB5X)

2 Given his NY ties, would he want Gary Sinise to look for them. Oh wait, Gary Sinise is a Republican.

Posted by: Penfold at December 04, 2008 05:32 PM (lF2Kk)

3 And Caruso Dons his shades, turns on his heel and exits stage left!

Posted by: Acme Gun Store and Reloading Supplies at December 04, 2008 05:32 PM (F1b/5)

4 Those ballots are ours and we're not giving them up.

Posted by: The Lizard People at December 04, 2008 05:34 PM (FO+YO)

5 Shouldn't fraud concern us all?

Posted by: David Caruso at December 04, 2008 05:35 PM (AziIh)

6 CSI, Minnesota. Ole and Sven probe the disappearance of Al Franken's political future.

Posted by: huerfano at December 04, 2008 05:36 PM (knHvu)

7 Election fraud..............

/puts on Sunglasses of Justice

concerns all of us.

YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

Posted by: Techie at December 04, 2008 05:39 PM (MHre4)

8 Maybe he can form a search team with O.J.

Posted by: Frank at December 04, 2008 05:40 PM (UYlec)

9 Every one of these updates is like a whole commercial-to-commercial segment of CSi. We have clues, excitement, and suspense with no resolution. This is scads of fun!

Posted by: Jazz at December 04, 2008 05:40 PM (hnq5i)

10 Just to answer your question...yes, I am just making shit up at this point.

Posted by: Al Franken at December 04, 2008 05:40 PM (hlYel)

11 His chances of winning

are lower than Air America's ratings

YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA:HHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Posted by: David Caruso at December 04, 2008 05:41 PM (Pe2KD)

12 Techie beat me to

the denoument

Posted by: David Caruso at December 04, 2008 05:42 PM (Pe2KD)

13 What did you expect from a state filled with dirty Scandis?

Posted by: Paulitics at December 04, 2008 05:44 PM (/4dJj)

14 I'm getting a raging clue right now!

Posted by: Hardly Boys at December 04, 2008 05:46 PM (Sg8sX)

15 Glasses on, glasses off, a tiny joke (a huge sound track laugh!) A hanging chad. I can see the episode already.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at December 04, 2008 05:47 PM (ympAm)

16 Franken's been watching too much TV, he actually believes they can really do all that stuff.....in one hour, including time for commercials. What an idiot.

Posted by: GarandFan at December 04, 2008 06:05 PM (237hA)

17 But Franken really wants those non-existent ballots found. He's demanding a "systematic forensic search" for them.

Do I understand you correctly, Mr. Franken, that you want my department to assist you in voter fraud? I would caution you to answer that question very carefully.

Posted by: Lt. Horatio Caine at December 04, 2008 06:06 PM (1hM1d)

18 If I don't win...

[*shades on*]

my head will explode.

YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

Posted by: David Caruso-Franken at December 04, 2008 06:07 PM (sI5Ho)

19 Who theme music for CSI:Frankenland.

Posted by: notropis at December 04, 2008 06:12 PM (9BbDQ)

20 Maybe the 133 ballots are fake, but accurate.

Posted by: Jack Bauer's Evil Brother at December 04, 2008 06:16 PM (65faH)

21 Al Frankensense is the premiere liberal who believes that it's safe to pick up a turd by the clean end.

Posted by: Fish at December 04, 2008 06:31 PM (6Rihj)

22 Alright! Listen up! The average windblown drift speed of a lost imaginary ballot is 2.5 miles per week. My votes have been missing for four weeks. That's ten miles. I want a hard-target search of every file folder, briefcase, safe, ballot-box, banker's box, glove-box, shoe-box, Pop-Rox, bagel-and-lox and tube socks within a 10-mile radius of all Minneapolis ACORN headquarters. Let's go!

And somebody think me up some lutefisk.

Posted by: Al Samuel Gerard Franken at December 04, 2008 06:41 PM (Z+rX1)

23 I'm the world's wealthiest man as soon as I can find that basketball sized diamond that went missing from my sock drawer.

Posted by: Warden at December 04, 2008 07:03 PM (QoR4a)

24 If they were up your ass, you'd know.

Posted by: Wilhelm Klink at December 04, 2008 07:11 PM (8D00g)

25 Here's hoping that we haven't sunk so low that this walking, talking fart winds up in the U.S. Senate.

Posted by: jontradom at December 04, 2008 07:12 PM (TLOvS)

26 I think someone said this somewhere in another thread, but: How in the hell is this race close? Fuckin Franken wouldn't have gotten ten votes, missing or otherwise, in any precinct in Texas. (certain precincts in Dallas, Houston and most of Austin excluded) Are there really that many crazy people in freaking Meenasoota?

Posted by: mikeyslaw at December 04, 2008 07:14 PM (QMGr1)

Yes there are. I'm surrounded by them.

And 2 inches of Gorebal warming on my driveway today.

Posted by: Phoenix at December 04, 2008 07:34 PM (2YM81)

Sending Stuart Smalley's creator to the senate and making him stay there until he dies would actually be justice. Force him to hang out with John Kerry while Joe Biden presides during filibuster sleep-overs. But there is no justice.

So no, Al Franken won't go to the senate.

Posted by: Mikey NTH at December 04, 2008 07:44 PM (TUWci)

29 Al Franken's Left Coast Friends Are On the Job!

Whoooooo are you. Doot! Doot! Doot! Doot!

Posted by: richard mcenroe at December 04, 2008 08:21 PM (yIy7z)

30 Think Al's back on the speedballs yet?

Posted by: richard mcenroe at December 04, 2008 08:22 PM (yIy7z)

31 Can someone of Sicilian decent please put Franken out of his misery?

Posted by: Corona at December 04, 2008 09:23 PM (pI8vF)

32 I think old Al is still trying to figure exactly what the hell he's supposed to do with all those pesky fingers, other than scratching his ass and picking his nose, that is. He had enough trouble being smarter than the casts of SNL and if that's hard for you, you're one stupid windowlicker idiot. Franken is why someone went to the trouble to invent the condom and contraceptive gels for chicks...frankenidiot prevention.
Oh, he's also a cockholster.

Posted by: enter sandman at December 04, 2008 09:24 PM (mNxhf)

33 Franken is to ballots as Queeg is to strawberries.

Posted by: w b h at December 04, 2008 10:11 PM (MKg7L)

34
I think every post about Franken should include this pic.

Posted by: Bart at December 04, 2008 10:26 PM (aRBY8)

Posted by: DD at December 04, 2008 10:41 PM (c3x8k)

36 @33 "I can prove with geometric logic that ballots actually existed. I just need to find the duplicate key to the ballot box"

Frightening

Posted by: MikeH at December 04, 2008 11:00 PM (1V2sa)

37 Maybe he can work with OJ Simpson, help him find the real killer while OJ helps him find the missing votes.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 04, 2008 11:11 PM (PQY7w)

38 It's about time Franken just, kinda went away. We need him to "go away" the same way Jeremiah Wright just "went away" during the election campaigns. Unfortunately, we don't have the illuminati MSM to do the dirty work.

Posted by: RJ at December 04, 2008 11:12 PM (7nbTg)

Can someone of Sicilian decent please put Franken out of his our misery?

Fixed it for you Corona

Posted by: Picric at December 04, 2008 11:22 PM (v0RR+)

I saw something on Fox that Franken wants a church where ballots where cast to be a considered crime scene and searched for missing ballots. WTF? This has gone far beyond the cartoon character stage. He's just making it a bigger and bigger political hot potato that no one wil lwant to touch just to fix it for him.

Call up the ballot sniffing K-9 unit you Putz. Those german shepparrds won't think twice about biting you in the ass

Posted by: Boob extrodinaire at December 05, 2008 02:10 AM (B/Y39)

41 The MPEG-2 TS Converter is an excellent TS Converter to convert MPEG-2 TS format files. MTS Converter is an excellent mts conversion software that can convert mts files to other video and audio formats.M2TS Converter an excellent M2TS conversion software, can convert M2TS files to other video and audio formats with perfect quality and 300% fast speed. MOV Converter for Mac for Mac becomes one of the best conversion software currently. PSP Converter for Mac for Mac enables Mac OS X users (including Mac OS X 10.5 Leopard), on both Mac Intel and Mac Power PC to convert Video to PSP Video.

Posted by: dfgasdf at December 08, 2008 04:53 AM (7Yvt1)

Posted by: Final Fantasy XI gold at December 22, 2008 07:34 PM (fMiY/)

Posted by: aaabs at December 30, 2008 09:58 PM (veTFs)

Having more fun here

Posted by: Atlantica online Gold at January 02, 2009 08:57 PM (fMiY/)

Welcome to our company which sells all kinds of eve isk, very cheap eve online isk, and the more cheap eve isk. If you have to buy isk, please come to our company, we can give you the best service for you to buy eve online isk.

Posted by: cheap eve isk at January 09, 2009 12:24 AM (fMiY/)

46 http://www.bestprog.com
http://www.interbd.com
http://www.zappeduster.com
http://www.grupopenelope.com
http://www.42plus.com
http://www.brv-inc.com
http://www.meditacija.net
http://www.aec-dk.com/
http://www.mb-friends.net/
http://seo-mobi.net/jk/
http://www.hmt-ag.com/
http://www.biotechcgi.com/
http://www.hi-tech-reno.com/
http://www.mb-deai.net/
http://www.littlediablo.net/
http://www.ccc-p.com/
http://www.sit-n-shop.com/
http://www.mtdcases.com/
http://www.louisville-realtor.com/
http://www.heartminders.com/
http://www.targetvehiclerental.com/
http://www.mail24x7.com/00/idkb0022.html
http://www.kessel-diamonds.com
http://sincerely-love.com/00
http://www.cambridgeins.com/
http://www.lots-ins.com/
http://www.chihuahuaelpub.com/
http://www.aec-dk.com/merutomo/
http://www.andritz-na.com/merutomo/
http://www.hi-tech-reno.com/merutomo/
http://www.sugudeai.com/

Posted by: �o��n at January 09, 2009 07:00 AM (WzcNG)

47 stair lift
stair lifts
stairlifts
stairlift
mobility scooters
mobility scooter
wheelchairs
wheelchair
designer bag
handbag wholesale
replica bag
Japan tour
Japan tours
Japan holiday
louis vuitton replica
handbag replica

Posted by: dfgdfff at January 15, 2009 03:26 AM (65wV/)

Under the help of my friend, I have got a lot of World of Kung fu Gold and the WoKf gold is sold very cheap on a famous website. If you also want to buy World of Kung fu Gold and own plenty of cheap World of Kung fu Gold, you can ask me for help to get the World of Kung fu money.

Posted by: cheap World of Kung fu Gold at January 21, 2009 09:16 PM (fMiY/)

Posted by: hgfhg at February 10, 2009 12:58 AM (7FfsA)

50 look at here shanghai massage With our excellent service and reasonable charge, we can not say that we are the best but we can promise you we are unique! massage shanghai Here has provided the high quality service for you shanghai escort .

Posted by: fggj at May 30, 2009 09:14 PM (Vvw4o)

51 iPhone to PC transfer---How to transfer iphone 3G to pc?

Posted by: Jack at July 02, 2009 05:23 AM (+ETmo)

52 iPhone Movie transfer to PC---How to transfer movies from iphone to pc?

Posted by: Jack at July 02, 2009 09:37 AM (54TUW)

53 iPhone to Mac Transfer---How to transfer iphone content to Mac OSX?

Posted by: Jack at July 02, 2009 09:40 AM (54TUW)

54
M4V to PSP Converter for Mac

Posted by: Jack at July 02, 2009 11:56 PM (g6A6r)

55 Wedding Dresses

Posted by: Wedding Dresses at August 20, 2009 11:23 PM (syU91)

Do you want gucci bagsand Spark Plugand Evisu jeans?

We will offer you Louis vuitton bagsand women bootsand wedding dressesand Nike Dunk.

Posted by: air Jordan at September 02, 2009 08:40 PM (K2Lup)

57 very interesting to read.I enjoyed well while reading.I will recommend my friends to read this one for sure.

Posted by: sexy lingerie at September 19, 2009 07:23 AM (sNhPS)

58 shanghai massage

Posted by: fdsfsd at September 23, 2009 11:44 PM (eqMrT)

59 beijing massage center(http://www.bj-massage.net) tel:15901014006

Posted by: beijing massage at September 28, 2009 04:28 AM (YA+uA)

60 beijing massage center provides the beijing escort girl(http://www.bjeroticgirls.com) tel:13661155123

Posted by: beijing escort at October 09, 2009 03:30 AM (GBMl3)

61 Some people like LV handbags,Some people like Chanel handbags,but most popel have been keeping an eye on cheap fashion brand handbags .we often talk about all kinds of designer handbags with my friends,most of my friends also like cheap fashion brand handbags.We admire cheap fashion brand handbags designer who often be able to design so many stylish handbags.We want to be a handbag抯 designer in the future too. In our store online，you can buy all series of cheap fashion brand handbags，include: Louis Vuitton,LV Luggage,LV Wallets,LV Agendas,LV Belts,LV Shoes,LV Accessories,Gucci,Gucci Wallets,Gucci Shoes,Marc Jacobs handbags,Marni handbags,Miu Miu handbags,Mulberry handbags,Prada handbags,Thomaswylde handbags,TOD handbags,Bottega Veneta handbags,D&G handbags,Dior handbags,YSL handbags,Coach handbags

Posted by: steve at October 15, 2009 01:00 AM (+aWy4)

62 Beijing escort is the best you can get in Beijing Cityescorts in Beijingwill ease your boring night in BeijingBeijing escortscan do better than other escort massage shopescorts Beijing may be can redirect you to another Escort worldBeijing escort girl anyway they will come to big.Beijing escorts welcome to the new field and new developer.Beijing massage girl or you can find more on Shanghai escort girls for your boring night.Beijing massage

Posted by: Beijing escort at October 27, 2009 11:14 AM (RyWbm)

63 Discount Boots
Womens UGG
UGG Shoes
UGG Australia
UGG UK
UGG USA
discount ugg boots
cheap ugg boots

Posted by: fdsfds at November 01, 2009 11:11 AM (wMYD4)

64 buy Discount Boots
Womens UGG
UGG Shoes
UGG Australia
UGG UK
UGG USA
discount ugg boots
cheap ugg boots
air force 1 shoes
nike air force
air force 1 mens
air force 1 boots
air force onefrom usa

Posted by: airforceoneshop at November 03, 2009 09:02 PM (LHCCE)

65 discount Discount Boots
Womens UGG
UGG Shoes
UGG Australia
UGG UK
UGG USA
discount ugg boots
cheap ugg boots
air force 1 shoes
Nike air force
air force 1 mens
air force 1 boots
air force onefree shipping

Posted by: reviewups at November 06, 2009 07:31 AM (XxrVz)

66 Come to our website for shopping with high quality and best service! There have new products,MBT M. Walk
and MBT Lami,Welcome everybody to buy it.

Posted by: mbt shoes at November 08, 2009 03:21 PM (QhfLM)

Posted by: ugg boots at November 12, 2009 10:17 AM (IeIJx)

68 Hi! UERqxBg

Posted by: kdxSINLR at November 12, 2009 07:26 PM (K/kdc)

69 buy [url=http://www.reviewups.com/]discount ugg shoes[/url]
[url=http://www.reviewups.com/]cheap ugg shoes[/url]
[url=http://www.reviewups.com/]cheap ugg[/url]
[url=http://www.reviewups.com/ugg-coquette-casual-shoes-c-22]ugg rainier[/url]
[url=http://www.reviewups.com/]buy ugg[/url]
[url=http://www.reviewups.com/]ugg usa[/url]
[url=http://www.reviewups.com/]discount ugg boots[/url]
[url=http://www.reviewups.com/ugg-classic-short-c-1]ugg 5825[/url]
[url=http://www.reviewups.com/]ugg shoes sale[/url]
[url=http://www.reviewups.com/ugg-sundance-c-5]ugg sundance[/url]
[url=http://www.reviewups.com/]ugg shoes[/url]
[url=http://www.reviewups.com/]cheap ugg boots[/url]
[url=http://www.reviewups.com/ugg-classic-tall-c-3]ugg 5815[/url]
[url=http://www.reviewups.com/]ugg sale[/url]
[url=http://www.reviewups.com/]ugg uk[/url]
[url=http://www.reviewups.com/ugg-knightsbridge-c-27]ugg knightsbridge[/url]
[url=http://www.reviewups.com/]womens ugg boots[/url]
[url=http://www.reviewups.com/]ugg boots[/url]
[url=http://www.reviewups.com/]ugg australia[/url]
[url=http://www.reviewups.com/ugg-classic-cardy-c-2]ugg 5819[/url]from usa

Posted by: cheap at November 14, 2009 11:21 AM (s7MB5)

Posted by: replica watches at November 17, 2009 04:58 AM (xpuiO)

Posted by: replica watches at November 17, 2009 10:21 AM (xpuiO)

Posted by: replica watches at November 18, 2009 03:49 AM (C/zDM)

Processing 0.06, elapsed 0.0634 seconds.
15 queries taking 0.0091 seconds, 81 records returned.
Page size 80 kb.
Powered by Minx 0.7 alpha.