1
This proves that Jesus smoked pot. Obviously.

Legalize it!

2

The body was discovered along with the oldest known hacky sack.

And a bag of Doritos^tm

3 "The body was discovered along with the oldest known hacky sack."

You should try comedy sometime, Ace. That's pretty funny.


As to this from the article: "...allowing a team of scientists to carefully analyze the stash..." Shyeah. Analyze. Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

4
But seriously, talk about bogarting the joint, this selfish shaman was bogarting the whole stash!

5 The Dude  Abides

6 Jesus smoked pot?  Really? Wow I guess I really do have something in common with Jesus.

7 Definitely Ace of Spades Lifestyle^tm compliant.

8 This does not surprise me since man has been using psychotropic drugs since the beginning. I would imagine tobacco and marijuana would have been among the first to be developed and used.

9

"...allowing a team of scientists to carefully analyze the stash..."

DUH!  What you think happened to the 1/4 a kilogram?

10

"oldest stash of marijuana"
"light-haired, blue-eyed Caucasian man"
I'm confused.
Is Willie Nelson dead, alive or a zombie?

11
WTF is this about:

The extremely dry conditions and alkaline soil acted as preservatives, allowing a team of scientists to carefully analyze the stash, which still looked green though it had lost its distinctive odour, but it had little chafe and very few sticks and seeds. The scientists remarked it was "good shit."

12 Dr Russo also added that Domino's finally showed up with the Shaman's pizza.

13 Did they find the remains of a bag of Cheetos and an a jug of Mountain Dew as well?

14 Ace did you smoke some of this?  Wasnt this a post awhile ago?  Or was that me who smoked it and rather than remember it, dreamed up this post?

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15 You silly geese, of course Jesus smoked pot, when he wasn't riding his dinosaur. Gee whiz!!!!

16

gawdammit Ace! Now you've gone too far! Much too far...

Now I officially proclaim AoSHQ to be non-Steven Wright compliant.

You heartless bastard...why did you make me choose sides?

17 If Jesus smoked pot, then that's the only time Libertarians will ever cite His name.

/My Jesuit training and fear of lightning bolts hitting me while beating off compels me to use "His", but mostlythe fear of lightning bolts thing.

18 Dates back to the Bong Dynasty, no doubt.

19

So, they could tell that a 2700-year-old corpse dude had blue eyes?  The blonde hair, yeah, since mummification would preserve some strands, but I don't think there would be enough eye tissue left to distinguish the color. 

 

20 Wong's not home, man.

21 #10 YIKES!

That was a superb post. Simply outstanding. Please take a bow.

22 No way this dude's been dead for 2700 years.

The article clearly states it was intended for his use in the afterlife, and unless he started out with like a ton or something,  789 grams wouldn't make the first Convenience Store, let alone the Afterlife.

I mean, duh. What a bunch of dickweeds.

23

Also found: the oldest known hacky sack and oldest known Steven Wright comedy album, and a ceramic bong actually utilized by Keith Richards. 

The archeologist said the bong was fashioned into a likeness of Jeri Hall.

24

"The 789 grams of dried cannabis was buried alongside a light-haired, blue-eyed Caucasian man, likely a shaman of the Gushi culture, near Turpan in northwestern China."

Were his eyes also bloodshot and puffy?

 

25

'My god Dr Williams, you've discovered a stash of cannabis in this tomb!'

'Um, yes.  I, uh, "discovered" it.  That's what I did...'

26

"...allowing a team of scientists to carefully analyze the stash..."

Did they analyze it using a dugout, bong or rolling papers? All for science of course

27 2700 years old? That shit is the real BC bud.

28 I have to question this article.  You're telling me that they found 3/4 kg of dope and admitted it?  I can see it being more like, "Uhhhhh...we only found the mummy in there, hehehe.  There was nothing else.  Does anyone want to go to Taco Bell for a burrito?"

29

The blue eyed dude still had his eyes intact after 2,700 years? That must have been some good dope. Will the archaelogists have to get a government waiver of the drug possession laws to display this find?

 

30 Have you guys seen ACE lately? He looks like he's been dead for 2700 years too!.

31

Definitely an ancestor of Tommy Chong's.

32 The cache of cannabis is about 2,700 years old and was clearly ``cultivated for psychoactive purposes," rather than as fibre for clothing or as food,...

In a related note, the world's oldest plate of brownies was found nearby.

33 Dude!

34 Also found: the oldest known hacky sack and oldest known Steven Wright comedy album. Where the fuck was the skateboard? Somebody's not coming clean on this dig.

35 "Don't bogart that Tomb, my friend..."

36

It is in fact a God-given seed.....the most theraputical and most tested drug in the history of man.  I am sure that Jesus smoke marijuana.  There are zero deaths recorded from this drug unlike the thousands of year from alcohol.  Jesus was a smart guy unlike people who run around today who take all these addictive , man-made with bad side effects drugs we have on the market today.

Did you know that if marijuana was legalized it would replace about 80 drugs on the market today.  Not only do these prescription, man-made drugs give us bad side effects but some of us spend our life savings on them.

Yes...considering Jesus was a extremely bright individual....I'm sure if was smart enough to use the seed his father gave him.  After all....who is smarter, GOD or these dimwit doctors who want our lifesavings.

37

Ha! The old shaman ruse. "Hey I'm a shaman, yeah, that's it."

38

Did you know that marijuana was legal going back 2 thousand years ago and it was not until 1938 or so it was made illegal  by lobbyists who for political and capitalistic gains (competition having something to do with a newely invented paper making machine).  I won't name the family.....but there is a rich family out there who was behind the "reefer madness" movie made to help get marijauna made illegal who misrepresented the effects of marijuana and made it seem as an LSD type of hallucinative drug.   They all lobbied congress to have it made illegal.

If you look at the literature in the netherlands and other places where it is legal you all just may learn information that our politicians in American never want us to know.  The US governement has us brainwashed that it is a BAD drug.  It also definitely benefits all the pharmaceutical companies for it to be illegal.

Did you also know that marijuana has more than 250 industrial purposes and would help with land erosion if planted

39 #27, you just made Diet Coke come out of my nose.  Ouch.

40

Yes all the conservative republican politicians who support big pharmaceutical companies will always try to make you believe its a bad drug and that everyone is going to die die die if they smoke it.  Yep...their stocks would go down.

Did you know that the most illegal thing people who just smoke pot and don't do any other drinking or drugs do...is the act of smoking pot itself.

 

 

41 And The penalty for the crime should not be worse than the crime itself!

42

Did you know that chocolate is worse for you than marijuana if you eat too much of it?

 

43

laurie,

After reading your comments, I'm wondering if you wouldn't, by any chance...um...partake from time-to-time, would you?

44 who was about 45 years old. ... The tomb also contained .... a harp,   I gotta ask, did he have a pony tail and a cool, Chinese symbol tattoo as well? Because I know that guy, he teaches English 101 at Hudson Valley Community College and hits on the cute students.   

45

oh...and you can't overdose on marijuana, it is physically non-addicting (proven scientifically).

 

46 just happen to read alot and not as close-minded as people brain-washed by our coke-snorting politicians

47

oh yeah...and our pill-popping, alcoholic politicians...those brainwashers, also.

 

All those people crack me up...when the try to debate the pros and cons of marijuana.  I would run circles around the bozos in a debate

48

there is so much information out there that is kept from our societies here in America.....the american people know about as much about mariujana as our politicians want us to know...and that is as little as possible.

The ignorance is unfortuante for a lot of people who could benefit from its medical use.

 

 

49 How exactly does this "Dr." know that the pot is the shamans. Was the body found wearing a tie-dyed Dead shirt? Did the tomb have a "Gas, Grass or Ass, Nobody rides for free" bumper sticker? Was the shaman's watch set to 4:20? Was it Carl's Backyard Bent?
You can be damn sure, if this shaman had been a Republican, we would have these answers.

50

There is no drug out there on the market that has been tested more throughout time than marijuana has.

So far...they can not come out with any substantial cons...and there are so many pros. 

Oh and by the way.....alcohol is the gateway drug.....not marijuana.  All teenagers drink first......as ALL their parents do.  I guess that is why everyone thinks alcohol is okay...CAUSE EVERYONE IN THE WORLD DRINKS.

It is amazing to be all the alcohol drinkers out there who always try to debate the use of marijuana.  I mean WHAT A JOKE...don't ya think!?

51

Okay...off to my own little party now ha! ha!  You all take care and really...do try to be open minded about the subject of marijuana.

Hats off to the shaman and may plenty of brownies be with him in the after life .

Chow!

52 Time traveller...

53

"The story went on to explain that the man was probably alive but died when he crawled into the hole because he thought he heard the cops knock on his hut's door."

laurie, you're preaching to the choir with most of this crowd but you're coming off as a crackpot who has been into the latest dime bag in little early in the day.

54

Hello.....SLUG.....thanks for the simple-minded remark.

Care to take this "crackpot" on for a little debate on the subject?

Just thought I'd give you the chance to say something INTELLIGENT.

 

 

 

55

and maybe you should smoke a joint in the am when you wake up as it truly does sound as if you have woken up on the wrong side of the bed.  It may take the MEAN edge off of you.

Whats the matter...have a hang over or something?  You sound like a grouch.

56

or are you a conservative republican maybe...they are always grouchy too.

Or maybe your out of your prescription pills?

 

57 or maybe all the information I put out was just a little much for your peabrain to handle?

58

I'm waiting SLUG.  Oh...not only are you simple-minded....your are obviously slow....and I'm guessing thats why you are called "Slug"??!!! 

59 Does it actually take you all this time to form a thought or sentence.?  Too many prescription pills I'm afraid groucho.

60

Okay, nuff time wasted trying to get you to form a sentence.  I have to go now and actually hold an intelligent conversation with someone....something you obviously know nothing about.

See ya, slug, groucho...

61 Maybe I misremember, but I was under the impression that MJ was first found in New Mexico.  Isn't that where the term Loco Weed came from the first time?  Please elucidate me.  Love that word.  Means, Lucy, you got a lot of splanin to do.

62 I have nothing against pot personally..

except the proponents of pot like Laurie are annoying douchebags that don't really do the cause any good.

63 wake and bake much, Laurie? 

64 "Not only do these prescription, man-made drugs give us bad side effects but some of us spend our life savings on them."


Generalize much?

"Peabrain?"

Project much?

"Yes all the conservative republican politicians who support big pharmaceutical companies will always try to make you believe its a bad drug and that everyone is going to die die die if they smoke it.  Yep...their stocks would go down."

Gosh, I'm a conservative Republican who supports the drug companies...AND smokes pot.   Overload...Overload...Overload!

Finally: thread hijacker = psycho

You sound like a sophmore from college who's just spent a bunch of time at his dealers apartment, yapping with other idiots about the "oppression, man."

This is from a pot smoker:  Grow the fuck up.

65 Pot is not physically addictive.

It is psychologically addictive. I have in my immediate family more than one person addicted to it. And not one of them is a teenager.

Having said all that, I don't give a care if it's legalized.

Alcohol is addictive as hell, and I love it.

66 I haven't smoked pot since I was a teenager.  There are certainly worse things out there--many of which are legal.  I stopped because I realized I was trying to substitute reality, and ducking reality was unhealthy on numerous levels.  Sadly, Laurie's posts have confirmed just how detached from reality I could have become.

67 Don't Jintao that joint, dude!

68 And Cathy (in Chicago) is absolutely correct when she says,

"Pot is not physically addictive.

It is psychologically addictive."

Spot on...

69

I really hate it when someone hurts the cause by being so damned obnoxious.  Yes, alcohol is the true "gateway drug".  Yes, marijuana has numerous medical benifits and few undesirable side effects.  Yes, it is absurd that alcohol is celebrated while marijuana is reviled.  None of that matters right now, because now all anyone will take from this thread is that Laurie is an unhinged psychobitch.

Reminds me of a guy I work with.  He has good conservative opinions and beliefs, but totally loses everyone when he starts in on how many deaths Bill and Hillary are personally responsible for.  People scatter like cockroaches.

70

It is psychologically addictive."

And self declared brainiac laurie proves it.  Her posts indicate the her life apparently revolves around the use of pot.  Couldn't be more pitiful.

71 Polynikes:
Hope you caught my apology a few weeks back...
Best,
Mike

72 Psychologically addictive is just another way of saying you're choosing to be a pot head.

73 Purple Avenger,
Respectfully, yes and no.  I agree some and disagree some.

Ever seen "What the Bleep do we know?"

Google it, and check it out.

74 I can't stand these "my drug of choice is better than your's" debates. Almost every drug has some benefits, but over use has dire consequences. Heroin as a pain killer is very effective, but it can't be given to terminal patients because they will become addicts. We worry that someone who is dying, will become an addict, in a hospital or under hospice care. Same with Oxycontin. Alcohol in moderation, has been proven to be beneficial, but taken in excess can cause liver and brain damage, and great embarassment in front of the boss. Pot used by those taking chemo or those with glaucoma has been proven to be effective. Of course using it in excess will cause you to act like Shaggy.

75 Laurie, I find your views intriguing and would like to get you naked to know you better.  Pay no attention to these unintellectual boors here.  They can't appreciate a woman of your obvious intelligence, grace and beauty.

Please, step over to my side of the comment thread and make your self comfortable...

76 Looks like it really was the last call for Mary Jane.

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"The extremely dry conditions and alkaline soil acted as preservatives, allowing a team of scientists to carefully analyze the stash, which still looked green though it had lost its distinctive odour."

Analyze carefully boys.

And somewhere in a far off tomb, skeletal remains where heard to sigh "So that's where I left it, damn!"

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