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Gary Coleman exits his monster truck as he shows up to court to answer a disorderly conduct beef.

Thanks to Andrew Breitbart.

Posted by: Ace at 04:10 PM

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1 Looks like the hood ornament just quit his post.

Posted by: kiffen at December 02, 2008 04:13 PM (XnuxH)

Little guy, big truck...

Is he compensating for something there?

Posted by: Keith at December 02, 2008 04:13 PM (Jdtsu)

So he can see over the dashboard right?

Cuz the front end ain't looking so good and that would explain alot about Chicago traffic...

Posted by: Entropy at December 02, 2008 04:17 PM (m6c4H)

4 Hasn't this guy burned through his royalties yet???!!! A miniature Ruben Studdard.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2008 04:20 PM (zpaDL)

5 Why does a big time movie star have a magnetic sign on the side of his truck?

Posted by: ReallyOldGuy at December 02, 2008 04:20 PM (6wpD4)

6 I never thought I'd say this, but Gary Coleman looks pretty freakin' cool there. And this is the same guy who picked up that smokin' hot red head who was like 19 years old.

And I'm here fuckin' around on the internets with you 'tards.

Yeah...

Posted by: Ed at December 02, 2008 04:21 PM (glg8K)

7 Dude, that's a Ford Ranger.

Posted by: lauraw at December 02, 2008 04:21 PM (cRPWg)

8 Well lauraw, it's cooler than the Ford Pinto I'm driving....

Posted by: Ed at December 02, 2008 04:23 PM (glg8K)

Lauraw.

It a Dodge 1/2 ton truck. LOL

Posted by: 57th Dustoff at December 02, 2008 04:28 PM (h6sl7)

10 Are you sure that isn't J_Gocht?

Posted by: V the K at December 02, 2008 04:29 PM (PLvLS)

Whatchoo talkin about Ace?

Posted by: hoss at December 02, 2008 04:32 PM (USQ2d)

12 Why is he wearing a snow suit?

Posted by: Long Island at December 02, 2008 04:34 PM (XHzEP)

13 Is that Charlie Pride?

Posted by: pendejo grande at December 02, 2008 04:35 PM (Eb4hF)

14 All you guys say may be true. But he still would have been a better governor than the RINO Arnold Schwartzenegger

Posted by: JayC at December 02, 2008 04:38 PM (H5zz/)

15 This is what the diminutive former Clinton cabinet midget Robert Reich wishes for his future. To grow up, become Gary Coleman and be black. A liberals wet dream.

Posted by: Fish at December 02, 2008 04:44 PM (6Rihj)

16 Aw, give the guy a break. You know what? This poor shmuck has had more than his share of crap in life. This guy made millions, if not billions, of dollars for hordes of people in the entertainment industry, from his co-stars to network executives, and what did he get for it? Almost nothing. His worthless parents stole and squandered all of his money, and now he's something of a laughingstock amongst too many people.

Yeah, others have had it much worse, but this guy is not exactly living a life of luxury and leisure even though (a) he damn well earned one and (b) plenty of other people are off his labors.

I've got nothing but sympathy for the guy.

Posted by: Kensington at December 02, 2008 04:49 PM (fhJCy)

17 I feel sorry for Coleman, he's had a tough life. From childhood exploitation and his family stealing from him to having to live life as a very short D list has-been actor. If he didn't invent the line "Hell is other people" he sure understands the sentiment.

Posted by: Toad at December 02, 2008 04:55 PM (kOQDM)

Cowboy hat? Pickup truck? He's one of those new rednecks Iowahawk described so brilliantly. I bet he's got chewing tobacco in those overalls.

I have a strange new respect for Gary.

Posted by: flenser at December 02, 2008 04:59 PM (+90kd)

19 I saw him wandering around E3 one year. He seemed like a genuine, nice fellow, posing for pictures and signing stuff without complaining. So I'd say there are hundreds if not thousands of other celebrities that deserve ridicule. Him? Not so much.

Posted by: adamthemad at December 02, 2008 05:03 PM (kIjlp)

20 Actually, now that I look at it more closely, I'm pretty sure it's one of these tough-looking jobbers.

Posted by: lauraw at December 02, 2008 05:07 PM (6sops)

21 Does he use Vern Troyer to get in and out of his truck?

Posted by: CaptCrunch at December 02, 2008 05:09 PM (5MTmq)

22 Long Island: Why is he wearing a snow suit?

And snowmobile boots!

Posted by: Jazz at December 02, 2008 05:15 PM (hnq5i)

23 Why must famous black people always be such stereotypes?

Posted by: Jules at December 02, 2008 05:18 PM (ZPwZl)

24 They have snowstorms in Chicago deeper than him!

Posted by: Swoosh at December 02, 2008 05:18 PM (/Ft4q)

25 Ha! Snow pants!

Queer.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 02, 2008 05:19 PM (T8nmc)

26 He seems like an OK guy, for a fucked-up (and somewhat understandably so) former child star, but it looks like he's a shitty driver. When on the road, stay as far away as you can from vehicles with unrepaired body damage: it generally marks either a bad driver or an underinsured one, or both.

Posted by: Alex at December 02, 2008 05:21 PM (fgyj8)

27 Monster truck? That's probably a 4 cyl mini-truck, clothes from Baby Gap and some serious alteration to perspective via telephoto lens.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 02, 2008 05:51 PM (M7AxK)

28 Look what happened to his two co-stars? I'd say Gary is a survivor.

I have a helluva lot more respect for him than Sean Penn.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 02, 2008 05:52 PM (zpaDL)

29 I voted for him for Governor.

...

Hey, he needed a job...

Posted by: mojo at December 02, 2008 05:54 PM (g1cNf)

30 Everybody's got a special kind of story
Everybody finds a way to shine,
It don't matter that you got not alot
So what,
They'll have theirs, and you'll have yours, and I'll have mine.
And together we'll be fine....

Posted by: California Red at December 02, 2008 05:58 PM (A9TpN)

From the look of that front bumper and his mising grill work I'd suggest a short course in driving.

Or is that a course for short drivers?

Posted by: Murph at December 02, 2008 06:44 PM (m7FCp)

32 This is why I love AosHQ: Half sympathetic, half complete redicule. I'll laugh one second, then feel bad the next.

I've never met the guy, but he has had a crappy childhood, so I'm willing to give him a lot of leeway.

Posted by: greg s at December 02, 2008 06:52 PM (x47Ed)

33 why is he wearing a snow suit?

Posted by: w2 at December 02, 2008 06:53 PM (MobLv)

34 w2:
It's fucken' cold.

Posted by: carl hungus at December 02, 2008 06:59 PM (U3CHY)

35 Have you seen the new infomercial where Gary pimps the new automotive child booster/safety seat?

Yeah, me neither.

Posted by: Fritz at December 02, 2008 07:00 PM (aaGD+)

36 Does the new Dodge Peloser Deluxe Hybrid come with a step up for Herr Coleman, or does he get the booster seat model?
By the way, with the booster seat model he gets to sit on top of Brigitte Nielson or Flava Flav as the booster in question.
No matter how badly he screws up his life, Coleman is still higher on the celebrity bait pole than Flav or Todd Bridges, and that's something. He's like a small, black, non threatening Jethro Beaudine in this photo.
I bet money Billy Ray Cyrus and Mickey Rourke helped him pick out the truck.
Hell, Gary Busey's probably driving it for him.

Gary Coleman, team roping contestant, now representing team Hollywood Castoff: The rest of the team is named above, except Danny Bona-douche.

Posted by: enter sandman at December 02, 2008 07:48 PM (Tel5a)

37 IIRC, Gary's a conservative. So quit clownin' him you degenerate cockholsters.

Posted by: ol-dirty-/b/tard at December 02, 2008 09:20 PM (Yf3BU)

38 Does he use Vern Troyer to get in and out of his truck?

Posted by: heney at December 02, 2008 09:25 PM (kj3UG)

39 Didn't he run for Guv. of Cali as a Republican?

Posted by: Dave C at December 02, 2008 09:39 PM (H8zIa)

I hope he doesn't have big balls hanging from the back-or little ones for that matter.

He needs to hang around with Bobby Brown and Maureen McCormick. I have a lot more respect for Bobby after Gone Country.

Posted by: pinandpuller at December 02, 2008 10:16 PM (9Xjfr)

41 There's probably a "Black Bart" joke to be made here, but that would be teh racist, I suppose.

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42 5 Why does a big time movie star have a magnetic sign on the side of his truck? Great eyes! I think he pimps on the side and the sign has his cell number. Kemp

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43 Apparently the magnetic sign say "Student Driver"

K

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