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Now They Tell Us: US Intelligence Reports Al Qaeda May "Decay" Faster Than Expected

I guess the report just wasn't fully vetted before the election.

With Obama elected, it's safe for our politicized intelligence agencies to report the truth.

A new study of the global future by U.S. intelligence agencies suggests that Al Qaeda may be on the decline, having alienated Muslim supporters with its indiscriminate killing and inattention to the practical problems of poverty, unemployment and education.

While not contradicting intelligence assessments suggesting that Al Qaeda remains a major threat with a strong presence in the tribal areas of Pakistan, the report says the group "may decay sooner" than many experts have assumed because of severe weaknesses: "unachievable strategic objectives, inability to attract broad-based support, and self-destructive actions."

Oh, so we were winning against Al Qaeda.

It's not so much that the Lightworker will bring good news, so much as the MSM and bureaucracies will start admitting good news now that it's time to boost that right track/wrong track number.

Posted by: Ace at 04:58 PM



Comments

1 It has to be said -- I BLAME BUSH!

Posted by: kev at November 23, 2008 05:02 PM (kfzyl)

2 Quicker they decay, quicker the smell dissipates.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 23, 2008 05:03 PM (Qq6aN)

3 Right after the Coronation of Neville Obama, expect a.... victory in Iraq celebration! All thanks to the work of our Lightworker!

Posted by: shibumi at November 23, 2008 05:05 PM (tZB/c)

4 The Plastic Jesus will deliver us from all trial and tribulation.  Stocking up on lubricant now .  .  .

Posted by: CB at November 23, 2008 05:09 PM (9Wv2j)

5 There will be an advantage to a Democrat in the White House - the war on terror will be All Good News, All the Time. 

It will be cool to kill terrorists, spy on their activities, and lock them up for a long time when caught, coercively ask them questions. 

All that stuff. 

Posted by: blaster at November 23, 2008 05:10 PM (vnJkO)

6

Yes, all the good things will belong to Bama and they will still blame Bush for anything bad that happens. Re: Brokaw on Meet The Press blaming Bush for auto maker problems because he didn’t force higher café standards on them.

 

They evidently will be blaming Bush for stuff even after he is dead.

Posted by: Vic at November 23, 2008 05:13 PM (Qd7GC)

7 I'm sure Al Qaeda doesn't have to worry for long--Obama will come to their rescue.  He will try his darndest to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 23, 2008 05:21 PM (fnoZ9)

8 Surrender is still an option.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at November 23, 2008 05:26 PM (vIdk6)

9

What else does a Messiah bring but Good News?

He casts His wondrous light on all the news, even unto the Old Testament, i.e. stuff that's already happened.

The surge worked--it was His idea from the Beginning.

A-Q falls apart--it feared His Coming.

Posted by: Erwin at November 23, 2008 05:30 PM (0hcRq)

10

Heh

WHat happened to the "the War in Iraq is creating a million Bin Ladens" meme?

And the War in Iraq is making Al Qaeda approximately 10 billion times stronger" meme?

That was all a totally unadulterated steaming loaf of partisan horsedung? Oh. Ok.

Posted by: TMF at November 23, 2008 05:37 PM (/YM8H)

11 If anyone of a conservative nature is still viewing, reading, or listening to anything coming to them courtesy of the MSM, they deserve to be as dumb and uninformed as they obviously are. Need proof? Look at the recent ticker graph of the NYT. Thal about a slanted media. Straight down!

Posted by: hephaestus at November 23, 2008 05:47 PM (Cw3bd)

12 Big deal. I predicted this back in July, 2001

Posted by: Special Agent (for 18 months in the '80s) Johnson at November 23, 2008 06:04 PM (tauPe)

13 One hot summer out on the desert floor, they're decayed just fine.

Posted by: torabora at November 23, 2008 06:04 PM (s6jtl)

14 HEY!  Just look at all The Chosen One has accomplished.  And he's not even President yet.  Just imagine ALL the GOOD THINGS he'll do when he actually, ya know, become President.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!

Posted by: GarandFan at November 23, 2008 06:05 PM (HLrE4)

15 That's great but when do we get the unicorns?

Posted by: Allswell at November 23, 2008 06:11 PM (l7ERK)

16 Yay! Now we're happy!

Posted by: 10,000 Homeless Unicorns at November 23, 2008 06:17 PM (COZb8)

17 Apparently there is no honor amongst thieves, brigands, pirates, terrorists, jihadists, politicians, and journalists.

Posted by: Ayman Zawahiri at November 23, 2008 06:20 PM (aaGD+)

18

May decay faster than *who* expected?

Note to MSNBC, Excitable Andi and other assorted liberal lunatics.  Killing terrorists doesn't create new terrorists and never did.  It creates dead terrorists.  The surge in Iraq worked and we won.  "Torturing" terrorists doesn't make us less safe, it gives us the information we need to kill more terrorists before they kill us.  The Patriot Act is actually less intrusive on basic American rights than an Obama campaign.  And by your logic, Bush has already saved more jobs than any other President in American history.

Oh and, turkeys are not made of tofu injected with soy beans.  They are real birds that need to be killed before being eaten.  Just like the ones you will be eating in a couple days you fucking idiots.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 23, 2008 06:27 PM (VW9/y)

19 No, no, no.
We're creating more terrorists every time we kill a terrorist. Don't be silly and claim that there is a limited supply of terrorists who want to fight US armed forces in a war. That's patently false. Terrorists are like a hydra but with infinite heads. And beside that, Osama bin Laden is invincible and President Boosh hasn't personally marched into Pakistan and strangled him on live TV. This "intelligence report" is just more Chimpy McBushitler propaganda to hide the fact he's listening to my private phone conversations while raping the constitution and flooding cities full of brown people.

/moonbat

Man, writing that sort of drivel is easy and fun! No wonder the Left enjoys its derangement so well.

Posted by: Nom de Blog at November 23, 2008 07:06 PM (nOQ1R)

20 So that whole. "al Qaeda is stronger now than at any time since 9/11" line we heard so much was, um, complete bullshit. Gee, who could have seen that coming?

Posted by: DrewM. at November 23, 2008 07:21 PM (hlYel)

21 The first thing we need to do after retaking the White House is a purge of the Executive Branch to clean out all the left-wingers.

Posted by: SGT Dan at November 23, 2008 08:19 PM (1UCCk)

22

After the inauguration it will be as if a magic wand has been waved. Any good news is solely due to the influence and good works of The One. Any bad news will be spun to reflect poorly on and blame Bush and the Republicans (and Obama is working overtime to solve the problems created by the "past 8 years") or alternatively, downplayed.

Don't worry about your jobs or your shrunken savings accounts. The One is here and all will soon be well.

 

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