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Unbiased Analysis: (and Project "Cockholster") “Obama Tilts Towards the Center” (genghis)

Update: Company-wide memo: We're only up to #35 at Google on Project "Cockholster?"

Tomorrow, we enter into talks with an Indonesian-based firm to discuss outsourcing comments as a cost-saving measure. Granted, the spelling and dictation will be a bit awkward at first, but short of a Chapter 11 bankruptcy filing, there's little else we can do. It doesn't appear that we can expect any kind of federal remedy since the proposed "Blogger Bailout Act of 2008" is stalled in committee and likely to be vetoed, should it ever pass.

Our CEO, Mr. O' Spades, has led a valiant effort to get this bailout package passed (I think he sent an e-mail or perhaps threw up on a sidewalk within view of a U.S. Senator), but his efforts were in vain, I'm sorry to say.

But we still need to finish off Project "Cockholster" whether or not we survive as an independent blog. In addition to the outsourcing talks, it's possible we may be aquired by a bigger blog, such as "Hot Air" or "The Daily Dish." So there's always hope.

Finally, Ragjeesh, from HR, will be coming around to each of your comment boxes today delivering you a small cardboard box. We would like you to keep this item handy in case it's needed in the near future.

In the meantime, please keep working on Project "Cockholster," as it's our only current active/income receivable account.

Also: Free leftover donuts in conference room 47-C, while they last!

End of Update.

And overnight thread I guess...everyone else seems to be passed out. You should be too, cockholsters.

After all, if this story from the notoriously balanced NYT via the equally balanced MSNBC is true…who are we to doubt? Haters.

”WASHINGTON - President-elect Barack Obama won the Democratic nomination with the enthusiastic support of the left wing of his party, fueled by his vehement opposition to the decision to invade Iraq and by one of the most liberal voting records in the Senate. “

“Now, his reported selections for two of the major positions in his cabinet — Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton as secretary of state and Timothy J. Geithner as secretary of the Treasury — suggest that Mr. Obama is planning to govern from the center-right of his party, surrounding himself with pragmatists rather than ideologues. “


Ummm. Ok. I like this sentence at the end, and so will you. Otherwise you’re a toucher of paraffin. Freak.
“He clicked with Obama,” one outside adviser said. “If you think about it, their sort of cool, distant styles are alike.”

Cool. Distant. Styles.

No word yet on whether they’ll also go out on lunchtime shopping trips to peruse cool, distant clothing options while discussing economic matters. Like when we all shopped at Jeans West (or longed to), back in the '80s. Personally, I thought Oak Tree had cooler stuff, though pricier on a bus-boy's budget. What was it that Teddy R. used to say: Walk hiply and carry a big man-purse? (like those they have in Europe and certain parts of Texas).


”Was there supposed to be a laugh track with this article? Just askin’ is all”

Note: Management-required 15% ”The Warriors” content below the fold.


Now comes the new Cabinet to Washington. Right-of-Center and packin’, they are

Posted by: Open Blog at 03:05 AM



Comments

1

The current Democrap Party has no right, nor a center. It is all left all the time.

Posted by: Vic at November 22, 2008 03:15 AM (Qd7GC)

2 Aren't these descriptions of position somewhat, uh, relative?

Posted by: Buddy Bizarre at November 22, 2008 03:34 AM (YacaW)

3

Ailes now admitting he told Fox News to tone down stories  about the one. There was a reason all they do is kiss Obama’s ass all day now.

Posted by: Vic at November 22, 2008 03:45 AM (Qd7GC)

4 (Blank comment to make the comments reappear after updating post to be an overnight thread. Don't bitch that all 3 comments went away, yadda yadda. I just work here, so fuck off, etc. and stuff. I love you too.)

Posted by: genghis at November 22, 2008 03:57 AM (1XErj)

5 Nice Hill pic. I'd hit that in a mean sex kinda way.
Ooooh Hilllllary,......Come out and playay!

Posted by: Modgi at November 22, 2008 04:02 AM (atJ/J)

6 Obama is going to act like a moderate in most areas but be liberal where it counts the most--he's building a bomb to destroy this country.

That bomb is entitlement spending.  (Welfare, healthcare, redistribution of wealth, social security, etc.)  The amount we need to spend will grow each year, and as our population "grays" (the average age goes up because people have fewer children) the entitlements will grow faster than tax revenue.

In the meantime, there will be so many government employees (who tend to vote Dem) and people will get used to getting freebies from the federal govt (they tend to vote Dem) so there will be no way to stop it.

Finally, at some point, the bomb will go off.  We will go bankrupt.  It will be like the financial crisis of 2008, but much, much bigger.  They will blame "capitalism" again, declare that free market economics have failed . . . and from there on out, who knows what happens.

Posted by: Daryl Herbert at November 22, 2008 04:04 AM (YvLui)

7 Some of us poor bastards are at "work", thus we have to read AoS several times, not just because we're cock holsters.

Posted by: Mortis at November 22, 2008 04:07 AM (jhjz7)

8 What is this post about? Did BO kill Cyrus?

Posted by: Modgi at November 22, 2008 04:13 AM (atJ/J)

9 btw,.. my next band will be called cock holsters.

Posted by: Modgi at November 22, 2008 04:16 AM (atJ/J)

10 Spare me the bug eyes

the fat thighs

the screachy voice...

I can't believe it ever got pregnant.

God...sec state for how long. Madeline "brooch" Halfbright redeux.

Posted by: torabora at November 22, 2008 04:19 AM (i0OPT)

11

8 What is this post about? Did BO kill Cyrus?

All will be revealed in time. Yeas, that's it. In time. Patience.

7 Some of us poor bastards are at "work", thus we have to read AoS several times, not just because we're cock holsters.

Just because you're at work doesn't mean you're not a cockholster. You could be. We have no way of verifying.

Also, if everyone could please find some way to include the word "cockholster" in your comment, it'd really be appreciated. A while back Ace tried to corner the top Google market for the term "Suckers of Cock" and succeeded...at least for a day. I'm trying to do the same with "cockholster," but there's a lotta' competition out there on the 'tubes. Help a brotha' out, wouldja, cockholsters one and all?

 

Posted by: genghis at November 22, 2008 04:23 AM (1XErj)

12 It's way better than, Would you welcome please,....the vaginal bloodfarts!!!

Posted by: Modgi at November 22, 2008 04:25 AM (atJ/J)

13 One word, please: cockholster...no spaces. Thanx!

Posted by: genghis at November 22, 2008 04:25 AM (1XErj)

14 “Come, stir, stir, stir! the second cockholstr hath crow’d,
The curfew-bell hath rung, ‘tis three o’clock.”
[Romeo and Juliet – IV, 4]

Posted by: Modgi at November 22, 2008 04:28 AM (atJ/J)

15 “Come, stir, stir, stir! the second cockholster hath splow’d,
The curfew-bell hath rung, ‘tis three o’clock.”
[Romeo and Juliet – IV, 4]

fixed?

Posted by: Modgi at November 22, 2008 04:34 AM (atJ/J)

16 obama seems to be making appointments with an eye to 2012 ie making sure his rivals have been coopted and can't run against him in the primaries.wonder how he' ll take out the republicans

Posted by: reg at November 22, 2008 04:36 AM (xXisM)

17

15 “Come, stir, stir, stir! the second cockholster hath splow’d,
The curfew-bell hath rung, ‘tis three o’clock.”
[Romeo and Juliet – IV, 4]

fixed?

You speak in flowery language, 'o cockholster. And you got a purty mowth.

Now I'm tryin' to remember the play in which he used the term "sleep 'o nights." I had an English teacher that thought that was the funniest thing he'd ever read...sounded to him like a roadside motel.

I rate it as a low "heh" but I bet he used that same line with every single class.

He too was a cockholster.

Posted by: genghis at November 22, 2008 04:43 AM (1XErj)

18 A right wing fascist blog poster
couldn't stop! lubing up his cockholster
when it stunk like a butt, and h'd finished his nut
He said "woah! I'd hit hillary like a 4 putt"

Posted by: Modgi at November 22, 2008 04:45 AM (atJ/J)

19

wonder how he' ll take out the republicans

He will have a multi-pronged attack:

 

1. Spend the entire 4 years “investigating” Republicans by both the AG and congress.

2. Continue the standard Democrap propaganda machine of the big lie while aided and abetted by the MSM.

3. Infest the Republican media market (what little of it there is) with the new Moby, the turncoat pseudo -conservative pundit to discredit conservatives and deflate turnout.

4. Assure liberal Republicans dominate the primary process through arcane rules.

5. Continue the process of voter fraud and stealing elections while accusing the opposite side of the same and voter suppression.

 

In other words, more of the same.

Posted by: Vic at November 22, 2008 04:47 AM (Qd7GC)

20 It's biblical, by the time the cockholster crows 3 times, Jesus was denied by Peter

Posted by: Modgi at November 22, 2008 04:51 AM (atJ/J)

21 Or Colonel Sanders,...I forget

Posted by: Modgi at November 22, 2008 04:54 AM (atJ/J)

22 Coming back to me, By the time the cockholster crows (not a racist, the bird asshole), Obama will be like wtf?

Posted by: Modgi at November 22, 2008 04:59 AM (atJ/J)

23 Lightweights, leave me with a holsterlesscockholster
 ghengis din't even try,......meh btw,...
holstercock,...meh

Posted by: Modgi at November 22, 2008 05:06 AM (atJ/J)

24

*ahem*

Vic? I notice that there's a little certain "something" lacking in your latest comment. Why don't you come on board, get into the team spirit, go in for the win!? Don't you want us (me) to succeed? Why can't you just get on board...we're at the five-yard line and about to score...don't you want to score?

Modgi's on board, and that's why he's being promoted to Project Manager for project "cockholster."

You should really try to learn from his example, and that's why I'm reassigning your desk position here at AceCorp to the cubicle next to his. That way he can mentor you and enthuse you with our company values. We really want you to part of the team here.

Also, I've noticed that you aren't including the TPO reports along with your latest submittals. You did get the memo, right? I'll re-send it to you just in case.

Posted by: genghis at November 22, 2008 05:11 AM (1XErj)

25

23 Lightweights, leave me with a holsterlesscockholster
 ghengis din't even try,......meh btw,...
holstercock,...meh

Modgi,

As you well know, AceCorp has a strict policy regarding drinking on the job, which is: you must drink on the job. From your last comment, it appears you may have accidentally become sober and typed in something incorrectly. Please don't make me regret promoting you to PM on Project "Cockholster" as that would also let down Vic, whom you are tasked with mentoring.

I'll have WickedPinto stop by your desk later today or in a darkened alley when you least suspect it to review standard company procedures.

Posted by: genghis at November 22, 2008 05:20 AM (1XErj)

26 wow a promotion! I get a raise and i rise! Gonna need a bigger cockholster.

Posted by: Modgi at November 22, 2008 05:23 AM (atJ/J)

27 sigh, always a fucking vic, he can see cockundieplunge from his house. But won't Cockholster his shit. f'er

Posted by: Modgi at November 22, 2008 05:29 AM (atJ/J)

28 My wife want's to know why Icalled her cockholster, any morons gonna help?

Posted by: Modgi at November 22, 2008 05:34 AM (atJ/J)

29 What the hell kind of drugs was I on when I decided that taking a 6 am flight was a good idea?  And why don't I have more now?

Fuck I hate flying.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 22, 2008 05:37 AM (/g/DK)

30 I'll have WickedPinto stop by (under ) your desk later today or in a darkened alley when you least suspect it to review standard company procedures. werx 4 me

Posted by: Modgi at November 22, 2008 05:37 AM (atJ/J)

31 and per AoS regs:  cockholster cockholster cockholster

Posted by: alexthechick at November 22, 2008 05:38 AM (/g/DK)

32 gl atc

Posted by: Modgi at November 22, 2008 05:39 AM (atJ/J)

33 Where ya going?

Posted by: Modgi at November 22, 2008 05:40 AM (atJ/J)

34 Didja check ur cockholster? I usually carry my cockholster.

Posted by: Modgi at November 22, 2008 05:42 AM (atJ/J)

35 i'LL carry yours if u lick
oops like

Posted by: Modgi at November 22, 2008 05:45 AM (atJ/J)

36 grrr,. nite morons

Posted by: Modgi at November 22, 2008 05:46 AM (atJ/J)

37

27 sigh, always a fucking vic, he can see cockundieplunge from his house. But won't Cockholster his shit. f'er

I see that WickedPinto has stopped by and discussed Project "Cockholster" with you. I'm pleased to see that your head is back in the game. We value your service as a loyal employee of AceCorp. I'm also pleased to let you know that your designated parking spot in Lot K, Row 13, Stall 43 has been restored to you for your personal parking use. Did you know that AceCorp also provides a 25% public transportation subsidy. There are pamphlets regarding this in the breakrooms or you can visit Human Resources to find out more. Please do this on your own time, though, as that activity is not billable.

However, due to the incident earlier, you'll need to see Shirley, in Human Resources, regarding the towing and storage of your car. I'm sorry to say, but you will be responsible for all towing and storage charges in order to retrieve your vehicle.

Note to All: There's freshly popped popcorn available in breakroom 17D while it lasts! Go and get some between now (3:13 p.m.) and 3:17 p.m. You deserve it for your hard work on behalf of AceCorp!

 

Posted by: genghis at November 22, 2008 05:55 AM (1XErj)

38

31 and per AoS regs:  cockholster cockholster cockholster

Alexthechick: I like the way you've worded things in this memo. A bit succinct, but I think it gets right down to the point.

I have a meeting next week with the mid-level promotion comittee and I think I'll run your name by them and see what they think. We're a bit shorthanded on Project "Cockholster," but I think you might fit quite nicely into the team.

 

Posted by: genghis at November 22, 2008 06:03 AM (1XErj)

39 Our 20-meter goal is to cockholster the enterprise architecture into a scalable, one-stop project management solution. The deliverable will utilize the latest OTS cockholstering techniques to repurpose the client's current problem set and provide optimum legacy performance. Our firm of talented, industry-savvy cockholsters bring to the client's environment a deep, abiding commitment to sucking of cock, cockholstering, and the latest innovations in the cock field writ large. We'll provide both reach-back and reach-around support on all firm-related initiatives, and will holster the cock when necessary to meet the client mission.

Posted by: railwriter at November 22, 2008 06:40 AM (XcsD4)

40

(sigh) another blank comment to make the commrnts come back after a drunken revision to the original post. Like you've never done that before. I bet you were curious about it at least once...like on a 6th-grade sleepover.

Or something.

Posted by: genghis at November 22, 2008 07:24 AM (1XErj)

41 The potty mouths here!  Shame.

The last time I read a post and comments this gay was when Huffington Post fantasized about Bill Clinton as Obama's Chief of Staff.

Posted by: Loren Heal at November 22, 2008 07:27 AM (oVyLV)

42

Dear Mr. Railwriter:

While I appreciate your response to AceCorp's publicly published RFP, I must sadly inform you that we must decline your offer for consulting services in the matter of Project "Cockholster." While your firm's credentials are quite impressive, it doesn't appear that you are certified as ISO 3,000,000.07 qualified to carry out a project of this magnitude. We at AceCorp appreciate your response and proposal, and wish you the best of luck in your future endeavors.

(PS: as a bit of advice, it's usually a wise choice to include your "paradigm" proposal. I.E.: in which way will it shift? These are fundamental questions we all must ask.)

Posted by: genghis at November 22, 2008 07:39 AM (1XErj)

43 Careful scoffing about a "man purse" in Texas. Them fanny packs can carry a wallop.

Posted by: Michael Rittenhouse at November 22, 2008 07:40 AM (GJcK5)

44
We are down to five dozen Rock River AR 15's here at Acme Gun Store and Reloading Supplies but.....
We still have cockholsters from every manufacturer and in every "Pisstol" configuration
We are flush with cockholsters for both open and concealed carry

Acme Gun Store and Reloading Supplies, for all your cockholstering needs

Posted by: Acme Gun Store and Reloading Supplies at November 22, 2008 07:43 AM (F1b/5)

45 Cheney's cockholster is the world's biggest. Has a special tip to hold the barbed parts safely.

Posted by: Harun at November 22, 2008 08:00 AM (ltRhc)

46

Sorry, I nodded off while on the job. I am back to full speed now.

 

I know that we here at AOSHQ hope to enrich people's lives by helping to enhance their link to their cockholsters, while at the same time enlightening, exciting, and educating the blogging audience through the joys of inevitable cockholstering.  

 

In the end,  all Morons determined that our actions will be driven by these values:

Dedication to every reader’s success through a rich environment of cockholsters Cockholsterism that matters, for our blog and for the world Trust and personal responsibility in all relationships with the mutual sharing of valu-rite

Thank you

Posted by: Vic at November 22, 2008 08:39 AM (Qd7GC)

47

Day 20of America held as a cockholster: Noted this morning that Fox News is still acting as the primary cockholster for Obama. They truly are promoting this “honeymoon” idea and have become the bride.

Posted by: Vic at November 22, 2008 08:46 AM (Qd7GC)

48 "What was it that Teddy R. used to say: Walk hiply and carry a big man-purse? (like those they have in Europe and certain parts of Texas)."

Mostly in Austin (a lot like Europe) and certain parts of Dallas.

Posted by: monsoon at November 22, 2008 09:11 AM (oLEUB)

49

The inevitable has come.  The leftwing press is now blaming Bush and the economy for women renting their cockholsters  for profit.

 

Just remember this people, there is no action so vile, no event so catastrophic, and no evil yet to be done that it can not be laid directly at the doorstep of Bushhilterhalbertencockholster.

 

Even after he is no longer in office.

Posted by: Vic at November 22, 2008 09:43 AM (Qd7GC)

50

Yet another malicious perp arrested for farting.  This time the offending odiferous olfactory tormentor was 13 years old. Will they prosecute this terrible air turding juvenile as an adult or will he be just another cockholster for the Sullivans in the reform academy?

Posted by: Vic at November 22, 2008 09:50 AM (Qd7GC)

51

Overheard at the Coach Factory Outlet, Las Vegas, NV:

"Pardon me, Miss. Can I see one of your cockholsters in black or red patent leather?"

Posted by: Espkc at November 22, 2008 09:55 AM (ZFUFj)

52

This day in cockhistory:

 

1497

Portuguese explorer Vasco de Gama became the first navigator to sail his cockholster around the Cape of Good Hope.

1718

Edward Teach, better known as Cockholster the pirate, was killed off the east coast of North America.

1842

Mount St. Helens in Washington State erupted. Ash fallout reached as far as cockholsters 48 mi away.

1906

"Cockholster-O-S" was adopted as a distress signal at the International Radio Telegraphic Convention in Berlin, but was later changed because it could not be rapidly transmitted via telegraph key.

1943

President Franklin Roosevelt, British prime minister Winston Churchill, and Chinese leader Chiang Kai-shek met in Cairo to discuss measures for defeating Japan and aquiring their cockholsters.

1963

President John F. Kennedy was assassinated while riding in a motorcade in Dallas.

1990

Margaret Thatcher announced her resignation as prime cockholster of the United Kingdom.

Posted by: Vic at November 22, 2008 09:57 AM (Qd7GC)

53

Vic? I notice that there's a little certain "something" lacking in your latest comment. Why don't you come on board, get into the team spirit, go in for the win!? Don't you want us (me) to succeed? Why can't you just get on board...we're at the five-yard line and about to score...don't you want to score?

 

OK Genghis, have I redeemed myself now?

Posted by: Vic at November 22, 2008 10:01 AM (Qd7GC)

54 I seem to have missed the "cockholster" memo.

Wassup?  Is there a merger wil Sullivan in the works?  Publicise a pre-existing merger?

Can I borrow one of the corporate jets?

Posted by: Larry Sheldon at November 22, 2008 10:16 AM (OmeRL)

55

Do you people know where I can get a "Cockholster Elect" sign made up?

Posted by: Barack Obama at November 22, 2008 10:21 AM (G3Wx0)

56

Avast ye Sooners,  Captain Mike's Raiders have arrived, heave to and prepeared to be boarded! Arrrrrr!

http://tinyurl.com/5dyb9k

 

Posted by: Wolverine at November 22, 2008 10:22 AM (XsCSe)

57 "surrounding himself with pragmatists rather than ideologues. “

Wow. I am feeling a lot more comfortable with this Obama chap. The NYT says he is trying to rule from the middle. I was wrong. I thought that since every connection he had made prior to last week was radical, he would continue i form. But since he appointed the arch conservative Hillary he has changed directions?

OK. Who ate all the donuts. "cockholsters"

Posted by: locus ceruleus at November 22, 2008 10:26 AM (e2mBS)

58

President-elect Barack Obama won the Democratic nomination with the enthusiastic support of the left wing of his party, fueled ...and by one of the most liberal voting records in the Senate.

REALLY? I read only the NY Times every day* and I never knew that. Because I read only the NY Times every day. And of the 12,000 articles it did on pre-election Obama, you couldn't find one that would feature those words, unless it was attributed to a third party, an Obama critic.

The one time they state outright that Obama was a product of the left, it's only to portray him as moving to the right. Slick.

* Not really.

Posted by: CJ at November 22, 2008 10:31 AM (JQtNT)

59 CLINTON
What profane wretch art thou?

EMANUEL
I am one, madam, that comes to tell you your husband
and the Moor are now using an intern as a double-ended cockholster.

CLINTON
Thou art a villain.

EMANUEL
You are--a senator.

Posted by: Dead Career Sketch at November 22, 2008 10:41 AM (JTN0y)

60 Famous AoSHQ movie quotes:

Taggart: We'll work up a "Project Cockholster" on 'em.
Hedley Lamarr: "Project Cockholster"? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one...
Taggart: Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a whampin' and whompin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.
Hedley Lamarr: You spare the women?
Taggart: NAW. We rape the shit out of them at the Project Cockholster Dance later on.
Hedley Lamarr: Marvelous.

Posted by: Andy at November 22, 2008 10:44 AM (B+HYX)

61 16 obama seems to be making appointments with an eye to 2012 ie making sure his rivals have been coopted and can't run against him in the primaries.wonder how he' ll take out the republicans


Daley did the same thing when he first got elected mayor. He looked at who would be serious rivals in 4 years and made them judges or gave them plum spots in the city so that they would be so fat and happy in 4 years they wouldn't want to ruin it by challenging him.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 22, 2008 11:08 AM (QkiDx)

62

Listen, I dislike President-elect Cockholster as much as anyone else, but Cockholster is trying to reach across the aisle to non-Cockholster folk as well.  Of course, by aisle Cockholster means the aisle between the two democratic sides of the house.  Cockholster’s choice of every position will be less a pro-Cockholster person than an anti-American person or Clinton-retread.  I am sick of this Cockholster-mania.  No more ‘Party Like A Barack-star.”  Barack Cockholster just leaves a bad taste in my mouth, or is the other way around.  I forget?

 

NCockholster ‘12

Posted by: In Exile at November 22, 2008 11:11 AM (B4tZx)

63

Sorry for the formatting.  Stupid Chinese computers.

Posted by: In Exile at November 22, 2008 11:12 AM (B4tZx)

64 I just got a new cockholster for my Hecker and Cock.

Posted by: trainer at November 22, 2008 11:16 AM (YMx0M)

65

How far Left is Obama?

So far Left that Conservatives are praising Hillary as a moderate pick. 

What a cockholster.

Posted by: blaster at November 22, 2008 11:21 AM (KpEAZ)

66 Sorry I'm late, I was up all night playing continuous rounds of cornhole with a bunch of the local cockholsters.

Posted by: OregonMuse at November 22, 2008 11:23 AM (bMJ2V)

67 I wonder is Lee Harvey Oswald used a cockholster on November 22, 1963?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 22, 2008 11:49 AM (xQ52y)

68 What is this cockholster of which you speak?

I knoweth not cockholster.

Posted by: Nom de Blog at November 22, 2008 12:41 PM (nOQ1R)

69 Is this a cockholster which I see before me,
The handle toward my hand? Come, let me clutch thee.
I have thee not, and yet I see thee still.
Art thou not, fatal cockholster, sensible
To feeling as to sight? Or art thou but
A cockholster of the mind, a false creation,
Proceeding from the cock-obsessed brain?

Posted by: Dead Career Sketch at November 22, 2008 12:51 PM (JTN0y)

70
"I wonder is Lee Harvey Oswald used a cockholster on November 22, 1963?
"

He used one for for his little gun but not for his manlicker cockcarno 6.5

Posted by: Acme Gun Store and Reloading Supplies at November 22, 2008 12:52 PM (F1b/5)

71 He's the One! He's the One! The Cockholsters did it!

Posted by: Luther at November 22, 2008 01:08 PM (aaGD+)

Posted by: Acme Gun Store and Reloading Supplies at November 22, 2008 01:10 PM (F1b/5)

73

Speaking of unbiased analysis, check out this beaut of a sentence in an AP article authored by one Stevenson Jacobs:

"Even after a late-day rally on Friday, the benchmark Standard & Poor's 500 index has plunged 20 percent since the election. That more than wiped out the index's 18 percent gain in the six trading days ahead of the balloting as optimism grew that Barack Obama would be elected president."

Got that?  The market hoped Barack would become POTUS and tax/regulate it into oblivion, and showed its optismism by rising before the election.

But when The One was elected, the market demonstrated its enthusiasm for its New Overlord by....cratering.

Riiiight.   Makes perfect sense --- IF you're crazy as a shithouse rat, or an AP hack, but I am repeating myself.

http://tinyurl.com/6cl5rk

 

Posted by: effinayright at November 22, 2008 01:46 PM (dBb94)

74 You guys are freakin' me out.

Posted by: ushie at November 22, 2008 01:48 PM (XWJh5)

75 A Cockholster in every pot?

Posted by: AFlyingSquirrel at November 22, 2008 02:50 PM (ZuRcl)

76 Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my cockholster. They will take my cockholster from my cold dead hand. (quoting the late Cockton Holstern)

Posted by: monsoon at November 22, 2008 03:51 PM (oLEUB)

77

I've looked several times through this week's Rite-Aid ad searching for a cockholster, but I found Zero. 

/too subtle?

Posted by: sybilll at November 22, 2008 03:51 PM (atCih)

78 Obama plans to govern from the center right of the Soros Party.  How reassuring.

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