1 Normally I wouldn't find crying little girls all that amusing but I have such a shitty day this is cracking me up.

2 The children are our future.

God help us.

3 Archuletta's not with the Rams anymore?

4 Oh it got better..."I wasted fifty dollars on this dude. I don't even have fifty dollars!"

She's going to grow up to run an American auto manufacturer some day, if they still exist by then.

5 It's impossible to parody the media.

http://tinyurl.com/69xwcw

Although they left out blacks.

6 This is why I don't understand why everyone keeps talking about capturing the "youth vote."  A few years of  getting college education = no jobs will probably make the new lefties realize that job creation and high taxes incredibly don't go hand in hand.  Then they become Republicans.  Sadly we are not ever going to be truly "hip" but that's because we are the adults in our big American family.

7 It's like a glimpse into my future. 

Although I hope my girls have better musical taste.

8 If I ever have kids, I want boys. Those shrieks made me want to claw my ears off.

Still, hilarious. And yes young dummies can change. I voted for Clinton once. My sister was a  vegetarian, women's studies major, and I've converted her to the dark side.

9 IT'S NOT FAIR!!!!!

10 I've forwarded that video to everyone I know, labeling it as 'My Living Room on Election Night'.

That was pretty much the scene here.  I was shrieking like a little girl about the time they called Ohio...

11 Thanks!

A great Friday afternoon laugh!

Kind of like my house election night too, except we had already figured out (pretty much) how it was gonna' turn out. Oh, and I cried a lot more than those shrieking girls.

12

I am not watching that video. Trust me, I know what preteen girls sound like.

Drew,

I hope your days gets better. Buy a couple of tranny hookers and knife some hobos. It always works for me.

13 Really REALLY funny. But yeah, the youth vote grows up real quick when they graduate from college thinking they have the Golden Ticket and find out they're just another asshole. Trust me, I know.

14 Yes, but never underestimate the impact of an operating camera on a bunch of pre-teen girls.  I figure they ramped up the meller-drama by 25% while the red light blinked.

15 lol

16 That was hilarious. After Obama won I felt like the girl in the glasses who stands there in stunned silence.

And the fifty dollars comment was priceless. Will be laughing all day at that one.

17 That was dignified! Future Dem voters for sure.

18 Posted by: Ginger at November 21, 2008 02:49 PM (s/emF)

Thanks, nothing time, copious amounts of booze and a good culling of the herd won't cure.

19

Remember folks- that woman you're married to or dating?  She was once like this.  Yes, even her, yes, I know she denies it.

As evidence, I present the mothers who are there consoling the little screechmonsters instead of yelling at them to STFU.

20

Could there possibly be something wrong with my girls?  They never acted like this -- in fact, outside of a few obligatory Legolas the Elf and Johnny the Pirate posters they never got into being fan girls, or screaming, or fainting....

They did beat up a couple of school bullies, and videotaped a "war game" using terrorist snowmen once...

 

21

Remember folks- that woman you're married to or dating?  She was once like this.  Yes, even her, yes, I know she denies it.

 

Still is.  ugh

22

Remember folks- that woman you're married to or dating?  She was once like this.  Yes, even her, yes, I know she denies it.

I beg your pardon, sir. I never acted like that. I never even thought of such things. *pouts*

23

Could there possibly be something wrong with my girls?  They never acted like this -- in fact, outside of a few obligatory Legolas the Elf and Johnny the Pirate posters they never got into being fan girls, or screaming, or fainting....

They did beat up a couple of school bullies, and videotaped a "war game" using terrorist snowmen once...

You're obviously the best mom ever. How did you keep them from turning into screeching howler monkeys with the vapors? Home school?

 

24

And yes young dummies can change.

Let us hope. My fear is that this latest generation has been so thoroughly indoctrinated with lefty bullshit while also being starved of any sort of educational experience that involves the non hateAmerica version of our history that it never occurs to them to look beyond government for solutions to their problems. No jobs? Shitty economy? Fix it, Daddy State.

25

Yes, but never underestimate the impact of an operating camera on a bunch of pre-teen girls.

 

I used to see shit like this every time my daughter had visitors and there was no camera. L would go upstairs, shut the door and crank up the music. My wife had to deal with it.

 

Those of you who have pre-teen girls, look out because it gets worse when they get to be real teens. At pre-teen they think they know more than you. When they get to be real teens they know that they know more than you.

26 I have to admit, the one up front in the jeans, when she turned around she had a pretty nice butt. She will probably grow into a looker.

My wife didn't act like this.

27 That's a glimpse into the crystal ball that is 2012.  Those girls are doing an artistic rendition of Liberal reaction to the election of Palin/Jindal.  Or Jindal/Palin.  Either way, I'm happy.....

28

How did you keep them from turning into screeching howler monkeys with the vapors?

Not a mom here, but I do have oodles of kiddy experience. The trick is to impress upon girls, from the earliest age, that shrieking is for emergencies only. Teach them the girly version of the boy who cried wolf. It may take some effort, but it does work and does stay with them.

29 Things that meant so very very much to young voters -- like Barack Obama -- may mean as much to them as David Achuletta will in four years.

I assume some of them might actually have incomes at that point. At which time they may look at how much the government is actually mugging them for.

They'll start singing a different tune. Money talks. Bullshit walks.

Obama is Captain Bullshit, and his presidency will be so full of economic and regulatory bullshit that even the O-fellatio media won't be able to ignore it.

30 I watched it again and missed the best part the first time.

The skinny girl with glasses yells " F American Idol."

LOL

31 I think the one in the Aeropostole t-shirt who doesn't immediately react with shrieking and tears is a ringer ... she really  had to work up some emotion.  Maybe she went against the herd and bet her $50 on the guy who won.  Whoever he is.  I have never, ever in my entire life seen even one minute of American Idol.  I am proud.

32 Please. The ultimate in stupidity are horny boys. Fess up.

33 uhhhh ... are these outtakes from the new Charles Manson movie? If not, weep for the future.

Of course, I jest -- If you saw the reception the Beatles got in the US back in the 60s then you know this is tame (only of course those screams and faints were the happy kind). I get nervous just thinking about it. 

Happy Screamers

The Fab Four were only a horde of cops away from being The Slab Four.  Purely out of
love, though.

34

Archuletta's not with the Rams anymore?

Hell, he's been passed around the league like Madonna in an NBA locker room.

35 Nothin' to worry about.

Our moms were the same way with the Beatles, and look at how their generation turned out.

Oh, wait...

36

My wife didn't act like this.

Maybe not alone, but in a pack?  Most likely she did.

37 Maybe not alone, but in a pack?  Most likely she did.

Possibly.  I will raise  my daughter to control herself.

good luck, right?

38 Gutfeld had this on Red Eye last night. Comedy gold.

39

The children are our future.

God help us.

HAHAHA!

Slublog,

It is not your future. I wouldn't have let my kids get so into a retarded show to begin with and if they had t-shirt made with some stupid celebrity on it, then they had better have a job and have paid for the damn thing themselves.

Seeing that child labor laws would have prevented that in this case....I blame the parents, who could have least set up laundry in front of the TV and had them folding and ironing while their brains were rotting.

But that's just me.......

 

40

In most Georgette Heyer novels, "you're acting missish" was considered quite the insult.**

...the young ladies were practicing at being missish.

...we should bring the term back into common usage.

**Do take the online Free Dictionary definition of missish with a grain of salt: calling a yong woman missish was generally a reprimand of their inappropriate conduct, and meant to apprise them of the speakers opprobrium ...not as a mere description of their age. Stupid dictionaries.

41 It's amazing how upset teen girls get when the gay guy they want loses to the other gay guy.

42 Half of those girls actually voted and donated to Obama.

43

Today's brats- tomorrow's leaders.

WE.

ARE.

SO.

FUCKED.

44 So that's what a hysterical pants shitting looks like. For some reason, I envisioned a lot less shreiking.

45 I used to work for a top40 radio station in the 80's and 90's. Even then the little girls acted like that. They are now our wives, girlfriends, mothers, sisters, ex-wives, and mistresses. Hormones + puppy love= real bad mix

46

While not all of you 9 year olds voted for me to be your American Idol, I hope in time to be everyone's American Idol.

...and in 9 more years, when my career is a dead Wiki image in some Google vault, maybe you could buy me a sandwich. 

47

Please. The ultimate in stupidity are horny boys. Fess up.

We will do anything and everything, stupid, suave, or downright ignorant to get "with" the right woman.....okay any pretty woman....alright alright a woaman. 

Breathing preferred...and breasts....we like those...alot...breasts I mean not that breathing is bad...it makes the breasts move...we like moving breasts...we like breasts period...breasts are our friends

 

BREASTS BREASTS BREASTS

 

Sorry I was just thinking about breasts, not that any existed anywhere in that video....damnit

48

Holy shit!!

I have three little girls!  Please Dear GOD, don't let them learn how to screech like that.

49

I have to admit, there is a lot of pent up hormones in that room.

This is pretty hilarious.

50 I have four daughters;  throw the wife into the mix and at times there were four women menstrating at the same time in my house. The air borne estrogen levels were so high that you could actually smell it outside the house. Once a month my tits got big.

51 The future of America caught on camera. We are so screwed up. Eventually these petulant little twerps will be voting for Dems in groves and when they don't get their way... oh wait...we already have the krazy Kos kids.  Nevermind.

52

Well heh.

 

I'm actually past the stage of dealing with young teen gal angst.

 

This was refreshing.

53 And thus begins their adventure into DCDS (David Cook Derangement Syndrome)

54 Oh, I dunno. That sounds like 90% of the people who voted for McCain a couple weeks ago...

Screaming, yelling, hysterical adolescent reactions. Yep. That's them.

Snerk...

55 Jana- Jindal/ Palin? In your dreams!  Obama may be ousted in a bloody coup by Evita Clinton. Otherwise, he is President for life.

56 Crying from laughter.

navycopjoe: There is a cure a for that kind of screeching. It's called alcohol. When they get older, ridicule works wonders too.

57

When they're young go ahead and buy them Barbies to play with, and the Barbie horseie, and the Barbie car, and the Barbie dreamhouse, and the Barbie doggie, and some fetching Barbie clothes.  One's feminine side must be allowed after all.  It's ok to let young girls identify with Barbie if done properly.

Then go out and buy the Barbies all of GI Joe's neat tactical gear (include the GI Joe) -- and teach your daughters that "isn't it cool that Barbie can also handle an M-249 and the rocket grenade launcher?"  Pretty soon the Barbies are riding around on their wonder horsies in the backyard, blowing shit up with their rocket grenade launcher ,and turning the Barbie doggie into a certified scout dog (and they're dating GI Joe -- make sure no Kens get anywhere near the  house, point out what a pussy Ken is and how now Barbie could not only stomp his ass but also their friends' Barbies that have obviously made bad choices in how they lead their life).

When the girls get older start taking them on real life Barbie adventures, such as huntin' and fishin' and campin and kayakin and ridin' their horses for three days straight out in the wilderness -- just like they used to play with Barbie back home (minus the rocket grenade launcher).  Buy them real dogs as pets -- like Dobermans or GSDs; just like Barbie and Joe used to have in the Barbie Dreamhouse -- not like pussy Ken and ditzy Barbie's mop on legs at their friends' Barbie Dreamhome.

Mission accomplished.

 

 

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