No News: RAWMUSCLGLUTES Taken In By Silly Internet Story, Shrieks Excitedly Like Little Girl, Then Claims Universal Defense of "Irony"

I'm really tired of the "irony" defense. Sullivan, I know irony, I've worked irony, and you sir are no practitioner of irony.

OJ Simpson should have tried this defense. Apparently it's an all-purpose mulligan. "Yes, detective, I did stab a man to death and then three-quarters-of-the-way saw my estranged wife's head off. But I intended it ironically."

-- "Ironically? In what fashion?"

"I was attempting, by ironically committing murder, to show that it's bad to kill people. By sawing my wife's head off, I was clearly saying, 'Hey, kids-- don't saw your wives' heads off. And, uh, stay in school, don't do drugs."

-- "ohhhhOOHHHH! It's a bit 'thinky' but I get it now. Well played, sir. You are a national treasure. You're like Cosby with a butcher's knife."

Anyway. More stupidity from Sullivan, and we get a look at the commenters he would have if he allowed them on his site.

I'll link this "goof" clip from The Ten, despite the sad fact that I'm the only one who finds it funny.

Posted by: Ace at 02:00 PM

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1 It's a freee riiiide when you already paid...

Posted by: Eleven at November 20, 2008 02:04 PM (7DB+a)

2 Ace, I am also the only one who finds The Ten funny. I can't believe we are the only two...

Posted by: Mike Warren at November 20, 2008 02:04 PM (V+s8T)

3 Andrew Sullivan who now?

Posted by: Fred at November 20, 2008 02:10 PM (fcfPV)

4 Mike-- as a movie it's kinda lame. There's a lot of stuff that's not funny. And the "goof" sequence gets old. Goes on too long.

But there's a lot of stuff that is hilarious. The CAT scan sequence is great.

Posted by: ace at November 20, 2008 02:14 PM (8T2pi)

5 Did the DA ever show up for court?

Posted by: Perry Mason at November 20, 2008 02:23 PM (nTC6Z)

6 Agreed on the overall lameness, but it's small parts that are funny. CAT scan fight and Stephen Montgomery in the ground are the best chapters, but they all do go on for a while.

Soy el hombre de la vagina.

Posted by: Mike Warren at November 20, 2008 02:23 PM (V+s8T)

Does anyone know if those “true bills” were ever signed by a judge?

Posted by: Vic at November 20, 2008 02:24 PM (Qd7GC)

8 I almost feel guilty. I used the irony defense when Sully stabbed me with the Hewitt Award nomination, and I fear he liked it so much he tucked it away in his gerbil pouch for use on these rainy days. Although in my defense I was being ironic, 'cause I actually know what the fucking word means.

Posted by: Velociman at November 20, 2008 02:26 PM (vZ9Xv)

9 Ironically, making fun of this Sullivan guy beats listening to Nancy, Barney and Harry.

Posted by: thesilverless at November 20, 2008 02:27 PM (LRd2O)

10 Heh. Never saw the movie but the clip had a few good chuckles and even a chortle.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2008 02:30 PM (VW9/y)

11 >>>Does anyone know if those “true bills” were ever signed by a judge?

They weren't. Hit Patterico's link to his previous story on this.

Posted by: ace at November 20, 2008 02:30 PM (8T2pi)

12 Thanks

Posted by: Vic at November 20, 2008 02:38 PM (Qd7GC)

13 Demented jackass. He should just go away and shack up with Boy George in Thailand somewhere.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at November 20, 2008 02:58 PM (OqXyp)

What is with this Andi fixation?

Ace do you guys "like" work out together? PLEASE STOP mentioning this dying fags name on your blog.

What is it about this fag that attracts you?

Inquiring minds want to know?

We know Gabe has a "Friend". Ace is their something you want to tell us?

Kemp

Posted by: kempermanx at November 20, 2008 03:27 PM (2+9Yx)

15 I just farted.

Posted by: More Relevent than Sully at November 20, 2008 03:39 PM (AQj/2)

The Ten was funny. Como se dice, "I want to fuck your tits?" Also, "vagggina."

Good stuff.

Posted by: Elles at November 20, 2008 03:42 PM (K37tB)

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Posted by: White Bronco at November 20, 2008 04:19 PM (lhxhu)

19 Sully did it for the lulz.

Posted by: Andrew the Noisy at November 21, 2008 10:01 AM (V0QP1)

Demented jackass. He should just go away and shack up with Boy George in Thailand somewhere.

Actually, I feel sorry for him. I really think these lunatic writings are signs he is dying soon.

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