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| Al Qaeda Number 2 Calls Obama A "House Negro"Maybe now the hard left will finally get really mad at al Qaeda. Sure, an attack that kills 3,000 people on American soil can be ascribed to a, "fundamental absence of empathy on the part of the attackers". But this? This is fighting words! Al-Qaida's No. 2 leader used a racial epithet to insult Barack Obama in a message posted Wednesday, describing the president-elect in demeaning terms that imply he does the bidding of whites. The message appeared chiefly aimed at persuading Muslims and Arabs that Obama does not represent a change in U.S. policies. Ayman al-Zawahri said in the message, which appeared on militant Web sites, that Obama is "the direct opposite of honorable black Americans" like Malcolm X, the 1960s African-American rights leader. In al-Qaida's first response to Obama's victory, al-Zawahri also called the president-elect—along with secretaries of state Colin Powell and Condoleezza Rice—"house negroes." Speaking in Arabic, al-Zawahri uses the term "abeed al-beit," which literally translates as "house slaves." But al-Qaida supplied English subtitles of his speech that included the translation as "house negroes." The message also includes old footage of speeches by Malcolm X in which he explains the term, saying black slaves who worked in their white masters' house were more servile than those who worked in the fields. Malcolm X used the term to criticize black leaders he accused of not standing up to whites.Between this and the Polish Foreign Minister's 'joke' about Obama's Grandfather, the far left and some mainstream liberals are going to be shocked to find out that racism exists in other parts of the world and not just America as they seem to think. Comments1
So Obama is Condi Rice? I'm so confused.
Posted by: alexthechick at November 19, 2008 11:54 AM (SHHaV) 2
Or maybe in a fit of hopeychangey understanding of the outsider's opinion, Baraq will come to agree with them that he HAS been doing the white man's bidding!
I'm not sure what happens next. Posted by: apotheosis at November 19, 2008 11:55 AM (xWk3U) Posted by: a4g at November 19, 2008 11:55 AM (LLF8h) 4
This is some funny shit.
Posted by: LtE113(Mike in Chicago) at November 19, 2008 11:57 AM (/L1AV) 5
I always get a huge laugh out of the Nation of Islam tools not having a clue about what most of the Middle East "true believers" think of them. That and the NOI being a slightly more braindead version of Scientology.
Posted by: Captain Hate at November 19, 2008 11:59 AM (m2sQh) 6
I'm gonna re-post this from next door... I guess the search for the cockapoo or whatever those girls want will have to be scratched and they ‘ll be getting a pitbull just to prove Obamba’s street cred. You’d think the KOOL filter kings would be enough. Posted by: LtE113(Mike in Chicago) at November 19, 2008 11:59 AM (/L1AV) 7
Does this mean that closing Gitmo and no waterboarding thing is off the table now?
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at November 19, 2008 12:01 PM (6BgmB) 8
Isn't AQ2 stating what Shelby Steele has been saying (though a lot more crudely)? That The One is a Bargainer?
Not that the Left has been reading Steele. Posted by: David in San Diego at November 19, 2008 12:01 PM (GF+6V) Posted by: apotheosis at November 19, 2008 12:02 PM (xWk3U) 10
No unicorns for them!
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at November 19, 2008 12:02 PM (kKgTD) 11
As an indifferent observer, I must declare, that I did not realize that al-Zawahiri is a Republican, in the mold of stupid women like Sarah Palin.
Posted by: David Frum at November 19, 2008 12:02 PM (IHbof) 12
These al-qaeda shitheads have been getting their asses handed to them with half of our country semi-sympathetic to them. Do they seriously want us undivided?
Posted by: right at November 19, 2008 12:03 PM (pMGkg) 13
Um. Uh. I'm sure they meant that in the nicest way. Hey, can we re-align the Lincoln memorial to face mecca?
Posted by: Mr. Pissed at November 19, 2008 12:03 PM (X7Ey1) 14
>Speaking in Arabic, al-Zawahri uses the term "abeed al-beit," which literally translates as "house slaves."
That would be because in Arabic the word SLAVE and BLACK are literally the same word. The only unambiguous part of the translation would have been "house". al-Zawahri would be an expert in this area because Arab Muslims still conduct the African slave trade. Too bad , al-Zawahri, now that Obama is going to be POTUS the victim card is no longer available for Black Americans. Too bad, so sad.....for race baiters.
Posted by: Speller at November 19, 2008 12:04 PM (Uagor) 15
That would be because in Arabic the word SLAVE and BLACK are literally the same word.
Wait, seriously? Posted by: apotheosis at November 19, 2008 12:06 PM (xWk3U) 16
Agreed. The sick part about this is that the leftists who support Obama could care less about the death of 3,000 people, but they'll be whipped into a fighting froth because The One was called an epithet they've been flinging at conservative black people for years.
Posted by: North Dallas Thirty at November 19, 2008 12:06 PM (Thstt) 17
I have a feeling they won't care, because the goal has been reached, putting a black guy in the Commander's seat. Once he gets there, he's on his own. They don't fucking care anymore, they'll move on to another project. Posted by: Senator Elect Dr. E Buzz Miller, PhD at November 19, 2008 12:07 PM (vFeQi) 18
Everybody knows that Poland is the Alabama of Europe and that Zawahri has been driven to hateful insanity by Bush. See, it's easy to be crazy for the Messiah! Posted by: jjshaka at November 19, 2008 12:09 PM (WutUt) 19
I can see the steam coming from Michelle's ears from here in SC. She's more likely to be insulted than The One, being the angry black woman in a white man's world.
Posted by: Twinks at November 19, 2008 12:13 PM (7QUxD) 20
Isn’t he doing the bidding of Soros now? Posted by: Vic at November 19, 2008 12:13 PM (Qd7GC) 21
I think leftists are going to be really surprised to find that racism (especially against blacks) is worse almost everywhere else in the world. Did they manage to miss the fact that the Darfur genocide is an intra-Muslim massacre? That is, there's no religious war going on there - it's all Muslims killing Muslims: Arab Muslims killing the "inferior" black Muslims. Have they any idea how scorned blacks are in Russia, and always have been, even during the Cold War days, when the USSR was recruiting black Africans for their proxy wars in Africa? Read some of the memoirs of the promising cadres sent from Africa to study in the USSR and be groomed as leaders of Marxist satellite countries - they couldn't believe how fake the "internationalist" rhetoric was once they arrived in the land of pure Communism. Blacks were regarded as useful beasts of burden in the war against the West, and nothing more.
Posted by: Dr Mabuse at November 19, 2008 12:14 PM (AVYqB) 22
Hopefully Obama dances back with some Predators 'cause he just got served. If Obama calls Agent Stotch, lookout!
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 19, 2008 12:14 PM (sI5Ho) 23
Does this mean that now Barry won't be sending them $2 billion of our money to teach them to love us?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 19, 2008 12:17 PM (1Jaio) 24
Everyone knows how thin-skinned and humorless Obama is, even Al-Qaeda, and they know that this will throw him (and his fans) badly off-balance. We will be seeing lots more of the same.
And apotheosis, don't be surprised that ``slave'' and ``black'' are the same word in Arabic. In the Byzantine Greek of a thousand years ago the word for slave was the word ``yellow'' - referring to the blond hair of the Russian captives, rounded up and brought into town by the equally blond Viking raiders. Posted by: Annalucia at November 19, 2008 12:17 PM (OMiLl) 25
Once he gets there, he's on his own. They don't fucking care anymore, they'll move on to another project. Do you really think so? Posted by: California "Yes on..." H8ter at November 19, 2008 12:18 PM (7FA9S) 26
Sooooo, this is the international incident Biden was talking about?
Posted by: LtE113(Mike in Chicago) at November 19, 2008 12:19 PM (/L1AV) 27
"I think leftists are going to be really surprised to find that racism
(especially against blacks) is worse almost everywhere else in the
world."
Got that right, brother. Posted by: LtE113(Mike in Chicago) at November 19, 2008 12:20 PM (/L1AV) 28
This can't be happening! After all, 'the air will clear, the seas will stop their rise, etc etc etc'.
Posted by: GarandFan at November 19, 2008 12:24 PM (eJ32B) 29
Not really growing up with a traditional "black American" experience this probably just comes across as weird to Obama.
Posted by: tachyonshuggy at November 19, 2008 12:28 PM (TXp3z) 30
Change is already upon us, my brothers and sisters in Obama. Dow plunging, coastal piracy way up, all the old clintonistas back in the WH, and we elected a guy who can't take a punch thrown from a cave 5,000 miles away. I still can't fucking believe we elected this zero. The world is well and truly fucked. best regards Posted by: ATNorth at November 19, 2008 12:32 PM (3h3kv) 31
But . . . but . . . I thought the rest of the world was supposed to love us now!
I guess al Qaida hasn't heard about the unicorns. Posted by: tsj017 at November 19, 2008 12:32 PM (TBwnU) 32
I just find it refreshing that they aren't whole-heartedly behind him; they only find him to be the lesser of two Satans.
Posted by: Original Roy at November 19, 2008 12:32 PM (vtR2g) 33
WTF!?!
I thought everyone was going to love us if Capt'n BS was elected! Does this mean I'll *still* have to apologise for America at all the posh Chelsea parties? Posted by: Che Pizza at November 19, 2008 12:34 PM (SPSOE) 34
Annalucia, there are many words for slave and many words for black in Arabic. It just happens that al-Zawahri chose the word "abeed" with it's two meanings in a single word for maximum race baiting. Posted by: Speller at November 19, 2008 12:35 PM (Uagor) 35
al-Zawahri is just worried that Obama will be more popular with terrorists than he is. This is like Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid having a cat fight.
Posted by: adolfo_velasquez at November 19, 2008 12:37 PM (+pQhI) 36
The whole world doesnt love us yet ... I want a recount, and a new unicorn, mine doesn't work!
Posted by: Wolverine at November 19, 2008 12:38 PM (B5PtI) 37
It's possible that the next four years just might be entertaining enough to compensate for the complete losers running the country.
I mean, at this point, Obama's been called out. He HAS to respond. There's no way he can avoid reverting to form - in his case "Chicago Style", he has to save face. What happens when Islamist meets Chicago for a gangland street fight? When Chicago is armed with the combined might of the United States Armed Forces? Posted by: brian at November 19, 2008 12:40 PM (l1ZLu) 38
Thanks for making it easy, pal. We just target the next cave in Afghanistan with a black-faced lawn jockey in front of it..............BLAMMO! No more Ayman "Rugburn" Al-Zawahri! Serves ya right, ya racist.
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at November 19, 2008 12:42 PM (kKgTD) 39
Next time Barry talks about Zawahiri, let's see if he scratches his face with a certain finger.
Posted by: Lee at November 19, 2008 12:42 PM (TxTIh) 40
Future AoS headline:
"al Zawahiri laughs heartily at bootleg copy of Beverly Hills Chihuahua and strongly worded memo from Obama administration, but mostly at strongly worded memo from Obama administration." Posted by: Brendan at November 19, 2008 12:42 PM (2jQGY) 41
I am sure somehow Obama will blame this on Bush...
Posted by: Wolverine at November 19, 2008 12:45 PM (B5PtI) 42
The real news story is that once again it was a video by #2 and not #1. The real story is Osama bin Laden is dead and has been since 2001. The audio tapes that have come out in the past that are supposedly him are bogus. The video in 2006 was bogus. The media read statements from websites and say it is from Osama bin Laden. Really? How the hell do they know that? If he were alive, he would be releasing propaganda videos every month trying to recruit more terrorists. What the hell happened to common sense? We are chasing a ghost. The real story is Osama bin Laden is dead. My guess is after January 20th, the news media will come around to this same conclusion.
Posted by: chashand at November 19, 2008 12:45 PM (YmQkS) 43
This would be great spot to send up that michael steele photoshop.
Posted by: lonetown at November 19, 2008 12:46 PM (6q//N) 44
Sticks and stones and RPGs and IEDs and planes flown into skyscrapers and knives slitting throats may break our bones, but blasphemy against Obama REALLY hurts us!
Posted by: Good Lt at November 19, 2008 12:50 PM (jH17H) 45
That is not the al-Zawahri I knew.
Posted by: Barack Obama at November 19, 2008 12:50 PM (0WhiX) 46
Baracky, baby, remember our deal now. I say a few things like this, you look all tough and shit by blowing up some meaningless empty hut somewhere, everyone gets off your back for a while and and then you and I go right back to working together behind the scenes on getting Iraq and the entire Middle East under my control, right?
Excellent. That's a good boy. Posted by: al-Zawahiri at November 19, 2008 12:57 PM (IHbof) 47
Its not that the left doesnt want to annihilate al Qaeda - its that we actually WANT TO ELIMINATE AL QAEDA. As opposed to starting unrelated, father-fetish wars in Iraq.
But keep it up. Just goes to show why the right keeps slipping further and further into obscurity. There's always 2026... Posted by: Chimpy McPhucknuts at November 19, 2008 12:57 PM (JbRmM) Posted by: al-Zawahiri at November 19, 2008 12:58 PM (wWwJR) 49
#42 you forgot to mention that the media will give the credit for offing Osama to BO.
Posted by: booter at November 19, 2008 12:58 PM (eimUK) Posted by: al-Zawahiri at November 19, 2008 12:59 PM (IHbof) 51
11 As an indifferent observer, I must declare, that I did not realize that al-Zawahiri is a Republican, in the mold of stupid women like Sarah Palin. Thanks for your incipid post. It really makes you look smart #11. I wish we could have found out how utterly stupid Husssaiin was before the election. I have heard rumors that he didn't do very well in college (maybe affirmative action????) and that's why he won't release his grades along with everything else he won't release. Stay classy #11. Posted by: TimothyJ at November 19, 2008 01:02 PM (IKKIf) 52
This is really going to piss the left off. They'll want Barry to go after them now. Starting January 20th al-Qaeda will have to go to sensitivity training classes.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 19, 2008 01:03 PM (1Jaio) 53
How many videos did al qaeda' s #1 in Iraq put out before our guys nailed him? How many videos has al qaeda' s #2 put out? THINK people. Osama bin Laden is dead, dead, dead. Propaganda is their only tool to win. If he were alive, we would see Osama every damned month. Where are the stories on this? Why aren't bloggers at least pointing out that once again a video was released by #2 and not #1?
Posted by: chashand at November 19, 2008 01:03 PM (YmQkS) 54
I guess Obama will have to cancel his diplomatic, negotiation dinner with al-Zawahri now.
Posted by: Coogen at November 19, 2008 01:05 PM (h4UWR) 55
This is just so rich and educating on so many levels. I wonder if now the Obama acolytes in this country will now be able to work up the slightest bit of righteous indignation against al-quaida since they have dared, DARED to insult The ONE. Obviously, just killing more than 3,000 of our fellow citizens in the most bold attack on U.S. soil in history wasn't enough to do it.
Oh, what a quagmire. Whoever do they take sides with now? On the one hand, we have been told that if we only, ONLY elected the Messiah, then the entire world community would come rushing back to our open arms. All would be peace and harmony. Unicorns and rainbows would greet us each morning. Simply by the mere gaze of His Excellency the people who used to hate us would now become as docile and gentle as puppies. But wait, we have done exactly what "the world community" wanted us to do. And yet, yet... there are STILL groups of people that hate us. And worse yet, they hate "HIM" too. Am I alone in being totally, completely perplexed here??? HOW CAN THIS BE?????? Hasn't Al-Quaida gotten the memo? We aren't the "evil, imperialistic, racist, jingoistic, homophobic, sexist, fascist immoral" dogs that we were before we made the enlighted decision to elect His Most Benevolece. I'm so confused!!!! You mean to tell me that these groups actually hate us just because they are evil, twisted, sociopathic, sexually frustrated sadists who are bent on world domination? Well knock me over with a feather. So what will you liberals do? Will you now take Obama's side over the the jihadists? It's a tough call I admit. Trying to figure out who hates America more. Hmm. I'm sure the radical left will find a way to blame Bush for this too. Okay, okay. A little overboard on the sarcasm perhaps. But I hope that this gets through to at least some of the more reasonable "progressives" on this board that there is racism/sexism/hatred for whatever reason all over the world. And WE CANNOT DO A SINGLE THING TO CHANGE THAT. Wake up sheeple. Obama is NOT going to make muslims any nicer to us. The "radical" ones still hate us just as much as they did on November 3. There are some people out here who really, REALLY need a reality check. They hate us because we are FREE. They cannot stand the idea that our women don't walk around covered from head to toe. They tremble with rage knowing that blacks, women and anyone can actually go to school and be educated instead of just men. They seethe with fury when they think that millions in this country still call the Lord Jesus Christ (not Allah) savior and there is NOTHING they can do about it. There are groups in this world who cannot be reasoned with or negotiated with. They must be eliminated. Bush, for all his faults, understood this. Reagan did too. We will see if Obama will have to face reality during his term. Posted by: Paradigm Shift at November 19, 2008 01:07 PM (/s5j6) 56
``I mean, at this point, Obama's been called out. He HAS to respond.
There's no way he can avoid reverting to form - in his case "Chicago
Style", he has to save face.''
Hmmm...Chicago style. Let's see.... He gets the Tribune to dig up some really nasty personal stuff about Al-Zawahri, thus embarrassing AZ and causing him to retire from the fray in shame. He asks Bill Ayers to brush up his bomb-making skills..(though Ayers would probably refuse on the grounds that AZ hates America and is therefore a Good Guy.) He sends the building inspectors around to AZ's cave and threatens to drag him into court because of numerous safety-code violations. He gets Michelle to glower into the camera and say, ``That's RACIST!'' Or just have Mary Mitchell write a column in the Sun-Times, saying the same thing. At length. Hey, most of these have worked in the past, so why not try them again? Posted by: Annalucia at November 19, 2008 01:07 PM (OMiLl) 57
40 Future AoS headline: "al Zawahiri laughs heartily at bootleg copy of Beverly Hills Chihuahua and strongly worded memo from Obama administration, but mostly at strongly worded memo from Obama administration."
Posted by: Brendan at November 19, 2008 12:42 PM (2jQGY) ---------------------------------------- LOL! We have a winner! Nice work Brendan! Posted by: The Other Shoe at November 19, 2008 01:09 PM (Pus2I) 58
Posted by: Annalucia at November 19, 2008 01:07 PM (OMiLl)
Good thinking! We could add: -Starts gun buyback program in Afghanistan. Extra falafel for AKMs and AK-74s! -Gets Richard Daley elected mayor of Zawahri's town. Immediate imposition of 1000% ammo tax puts Al-Qaeda out of business!. And, of course, (all together now): MIDNIGHT BASKETBALL! Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at November 19, 2008 01:12 PM (kKgTD) 59
Those friggin' Pakistanis are really gonna pay for this shit.
Posted by: Barry Soetoro at November 19, 2008 01:14 PM (aaGD+) 60
Damn Brendan, that was funny. I'm still laughing. Posted by: CAD Daddy at November 19, 2008 01:14 PM (U6x6j) 61
Thanks for your incipid post. It really makes you look smart #11. I wish we could have found out how utterly stupid Husssaiin was before the election. I have heard rumors that he didn't do very well in college (maybe affirmative action????) and that's why he won't release his grades along with everything else he won't release. Stay classy #11. Posted by: TimothyJ at November 19, 2008 01:02 PM (IKKIf) Timothy, look at the name on #11. It was a joke sockpuppet. Posted by: buzzion at November 19, 2008 01:17 PM (Lrsi6) 62
Do you know what is absolutely wonderful? Blacks can't say anything bad about Muslims because that would be: Wait for it: Racist!!! Check with the UN if you don't believe me. btw: Get the US out of the UN and the UN out of the US!!! Posted by: TimothyJ at November 19, 2008 01:19 PM (IKKIf) 63
I thot "Chicago style " was pizza with a thick crusty rim. Is that how Obama is going to do the Z-man? Posted by: Speller at November 19, 2008 01:21 PM (YWMSM) 64
Its not that the left doesnt want to annihilate al Qaeda - its that we actually WANT TO ELIMINATE AL QAEDA.
And how're you gonna get that done? By thinking really really hard about it and putting it in capital letters? What next, capitals and bold font or maybe underline it? Go back to pounding your pud, assbreath; I don't question your ability to do that. Anything else, not so much. Posted by: Captain Hate at November 19, 2008 01:23 PM (m2sQh) 65
Posted by: Captain Hate at November 19, 2008 01:23 PM (m2sQh)
Please accept my unfeigned admiration for that trollsquash. Neat and not at all gaudy. Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at November 19, 2008 01:25 PM (kKgTD) 66
I say we send Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton & Louis Farrakhan over there to teach him a lesson.
Posted by: CAD Daddy at November 19, 2008 01:31 PM (U6x6j) 67
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Not really growing up with a traditional "black American" experience this probably just comes across as weird to Obama.
This comment makes me think that you didn't grow up with a "traditional black American experience" either. Posted by: baldilocks at November 19, 2008 01:31 PM (mLI/t) 68
At least he didn't use the term "macaca"
Posted by: George Allen at November 19, 2008 01:32 PM (mcFb3) 69
"It's possible that the next four years just might be entertaining
enough to compensate for the complete losers running the country."
I'm starting to agree. It's helping enormously to lift my gloom and doom! In fact, it's starting to look like a laugh a minute! Posted by: Alana at November 19, 2008 01:34 PM (JE2zV) 70
46
Baracky, baby, remember our deal now. I say a few things like this,
you look all tough and shit by blowing up some meaningless empty hut
somewhere, everyone gets off your back for a while and and then you and
I go right back to working together behind the scenes on getting Iraq
and the entire Middle East under my control, right?--"Zawahiri"
Ding! Posted by: baldilocks at November 19, 2008 01:34 PM (mLI/t) 71
Racism? Only Americans are racist.
Posted by: the Japanese at November 19, 2008 01:35 PM (waaUg) 72
Next up - someone will realize that al-Qaeda also was in favor of Prop-8, which translated into arabic means to drop a house on teh gheys.
Posted by: Roy at November 19, 2008 01:37 PM (cB77O) 73
"racism exists in other parts of the world and not just America as they seem to think."
Now if we could only get those hard-line feminists to realize the same thing about sexism, we'd really have it made. Posted by: Paula at November 19, 2008 01:39 PM (WYypq) 74
Its not that the left doesnt want to annihilate al Qaeda - its that we actually WANT TO ELIMINATE AL QAEDA. Really? Name 3 things the Obama and the Democrats have done and/or proposed since taking power nearly 3 years ago to "eliminate" Al Qaeda. Oh, they havent done jack shit, besides whine, bitch, moan, and spew inane lies across our TV screens? Very good. Carry on. Posted by: the Japanese at November 19, 2008 01:41 PM (waaUg) 75
That is a racial slur. He needs to apologize and resign!
Posted by: spook at November 19, 2008 01:41 PM (KETCq) 76
In an interview on San Diego radio station KFMB-AM last Tuesday, Belafonte compared Powell to a plantation slave who moves into the slave owner's house and says only things that will please his master. "There's an old saying," Belafonte said in that interview. "In the days of slavery, there were those slaves who lived on the plantation and there were those slaves that lived in the house. You got the privilege of living in the house if you served the master ... exactly the way the master intended to have you serve him. Source CNN
Al Sharpton: Gen. Colin Powell is a "House Negro" - A video that was shot by WKRN Video Journalist Beau Fleenor at Tennessee State University in Nashville, Tennessee shows Al Sharpton denigrating Gen. Colin Powell as a "House Negro." The Question: "Rev. Al Sharpton, do you believe that political leaders such as Condoleezza Rice and Colin Powell are viewed as "house negroes" by other African Americans, by going along with the President against their beliefs?" Posted by: TakeFive at November 19, 2008 01:47 PM (/3pxq) 77
"I mean, at this point, Obama's been called out. He HAS to respond. There's no way he can avoid reverting to form - in his case 'Chicago Style', he has to save face." Brian, speaking as a lifelong Chicagoan, I have to point out that while Obama made his career here, he is not a Chicagoan. He's a Hyde Park weenie, surrounded by similar weenie types who are associated with the University of Chicago. Hyde Park no more resembles the rest of Chicago, than the neighborhood around Columbia University resembles Queens. Obama embodies all of Chicago's vices, especially its insanely corrupt politics; but none of its virtues: if you're expecting a streetwise tough guy, you're knocking on the wrong door. No, The One will seethe, but he'll do nothing about it. In the meantime, I'm just waiting for the first cartoon to appear in an Arab paper, depicting The One as a caricature black, like they routinely do to Condi Rice. No doubt, he'll write a very strongly worded letter to the editor. Posted by: Brown Line at November 19, 2008 01:51 PM (VrNoa) 78
I can't even begin to count how many "Endless this War" bumper stickers there are here in Calif. But I find it interesting that AQ always seems to do things to perpetuate their war; AQ endorsement of Kerry in '04 for example.
Now, Barry would seem to be the POTUS they could negotiate with, right? Nope, ain't having any of that. Time to insult him in a particularly pointed way, provoke him into action. Either AQ is incredibly stupid or incredibly smart, depending on your view of what their goals are. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 19, 2008 02:01 PM (Ds4I5) 79
Name 3 things the Obama and the Democrats have done and/or
proposed since taking power nearly 3 years ago to "eliminate" Al Qaeda.
Meditation on world peace, synchronized orgasms, and a temper tantrum over keeping Al-Qaeda members at Club Gitmo instead of releasing them back to the combat theater. (And it's the fault of George Bush and the military that those things didn't work--there would totally be peace if we'd just surrender! Or something.) Posted by: HeatherRadish at November 19, 2008 02:03 PM (yG+tb) 80
I have to point out that while Obama made his career here, he is not a Chicagoan. He's a Hyde Park weenie,
I have to take strong issue with that! I've spent a great deal of time with Chicago's many interesting and quaint minority groups! I've learned to play basketball (or 'shoot hoops', in the street argot) in a particularly manly fashion by 'hangin' with the homies'! I've watched with tolerant amusement as the humble inhabitants of my South Side district indulged in barbequed pork products! (I have to take a pass on pork, I'm, um, allergic to it). My desire to lead these poor, confused, hope-deficient working-class voters to the promised land they so dimly seek is why I ran for President! Call me a weenie, sir, and my natural Chicago street-tough reaction is to send you a strongly worded letter! In duplicate! So watch it! Posted by: Barack Obama at November 19, 2008 02:04 PM (kKgTD) 81
*perk* did someone say "rim"??????
Posted by: andi sullivan at November 19, 2008 02:05 PM (i9TX5) 82
"Name 3 things the Obama and the Democrats have done and/or
proposed since taking power nearly 3 years ago to "eliminate" Al Qaeda."
Looks like someone (well, just about everyone here) is a moron that doesn't understand which branch of government controls foreign policy. But just off the top of my head I can tell you that Dems have been pushing for full inspection of all cargo coming into our ports, re-focussing on gathering up of loose nuclear materials, and re-focussing the war effort in Afghanistan - you know, the country that actually houses the group that attacked us on 9/11...... Just like the other idiot above who wrote "I heard Obama didn't do well in college and thats why he wont release his grades". Obama graduated from Harvard Magna Cum Laude. Do you know what that means? Of course you don't! Franks and Beans Franks and Beans!!! LMFAO!!!! Posted by: Chimpy McPhucknuts at November 19, 2008 02:10 PM (JbRmM) 83
Chimpy, my cock could graduate from Harvard Law. Summa Cum. That Barry pulled it of is completely meaningless.
As far as "Chicago Style" goes, since Obama came of political age in the Daley machine, I suspect he's got little or no compunction about using random acts of violence to make a point. Plus, he's got a Clinton at State. Clinton's are good at the "chuck and run" methodology of warfare. Posted by: brian at November 19, 2008 02:13 PM (l1ZLu) 84
" That Barry pulled it of is completely meaningless."
Except in that it renders another of your and your fellow sycophants' tired-ass tin-foil theories completely useless. "As far as "Chicago Style" goes, since Obama came of political age in the Daley machine, I suspect he's got little or no compunction about using random acts of violence to make a point." That's just such an ass-backward, extra-chromosome-enabled stupid "observation" I will let it stand on its own, to forever show the world of play-doh-and-bacon aficionados just how fucking stupid you are. Thanks for providing me with some laughs. Back to work!!! Posted by: Chimpy McPhucknuts at November 19, 2008 02:18 PM (JbRmM) 85
Let's be careful here. There is no reason to believe the moonbat massiah masses won't take this as some kind of rally cry for their cause. Afterall he is their 'white house negro'. And the socialistic controlled congress is quite possibly drooling over having such an inexperienced, far left leaning, empty suit at their disposal. I can just hear them screaming, abeed al-beit, or whatever it translates into as they march in their new civilian security force.
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Well Chimpy, then why won't he release his grades? Let us all be awestruck at all his straight A's. He didn't graduate Columbia cum laude in any way -- not easy to do, by the way, the grade inflation at Columbia undergrad is something fierce -- yet ended up at Harvard Law. Most unusual, to say the least. Do we know his LSAT scores? No, we don't know that either? Never been released? My old boyfriend graduated Harvard Law magna cum laude. And believe me, he was no poster child for brains. Posted by: bluejade at November 19, 2008 02:57 PM (DjMXQ) 90
What did Chocolate Ken's caucasian transition team tell him he thinks about this?
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For Democrats, it's a two-fer: since the election, not only can they be proud of America for the first time in their adult lives, but thanks to Zawahiri they now finally have a reason to hate jihadis!
Posted by: gp at November 19, 2008 03:07 PM (B9rV2) 92
So al Qaeda calls blacks they deem not "real" blacks to be "house negros." And they admire Malcolm X. Once again, foreign terrorists sound disturbingly similar to Amerian liberals. Posted by: CJ at November 19, 2008 03:08 PM (9KqcB) 93
Waaaa, why don't they like us? Waaaaaa. We just want to hug them and support them and show them how much tolerance we have for their religious beliefs. We elected Obama, that means we gave them HOPE that our mean old bad ways of killing them for no good reason would CHANGE. Don't they get it? Waaaaaaa. (obviously sarcastic as I am not in the least bit surprised by this since I didn't believe that electing Obama would suddenly change their minds and get them to like us) Posted by: ParanoidInSeattle at November 19, 2008 03:11 PM (AJ4xq) 94
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I was pissed off when I heard the story so I guess Obama is my president, after all. Or I just like him more than Al-Qaeda #2.
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Chimpy, Go make yourself useful and clean Barry's soiled shorts. I'm sure he's wrecked a pair or two thinking about al Qaeda. If al Qaeda could just be made up of old white women Barry would have no problem attacking them.
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Anyone else see this in the coming: "Al Quada has threatened the American people. We know they will attack on U.S. soil. It is imperative we have a domestic military force to prevent that attack on innocent American lives" Gee, how coninent something is happening that opens the door for The Emperors to propose his very own Gestapo and bullshit his way into getting it Posted by: asshat at November 19, 2008 04:19 PM (B/Y39) 98
Anyone who thinks Obama gives half a shit about what this idiot says knows nothing of the man.
All and all a bad day for racists. What with the British National Party membership list being published on-line and all that. Posted by: Seattle Slough at November 19, 2008 04:48 PM (H5l9d) 99
Anyone who thinks Obama gives half a shit about what this idiot says knows nothing of the man.
Your absolutely right, Seattle. He's much more concerned with getting his buddies government-funded jobs in "civil security" than worrying about this silly stuff from half-way around the world. Of course, "knowing nothing of the man" is pretty much what he counted on from most voters in order to get elected. Posted by: wiserbud at November 19, 2008 05:02 PM (IHbof) 100
The peoplescube points out that liberals now have a reason to dislike Al QQQaeda: Re: Polish joke at Obama's ancestor's expense. I appreciate that 2 wrongs don't a make a right, but why is it wrong for people to call Obama's family members cannibals, but it was OK for Democrats to call Palin a cannibal during the campaign (by avering that she would treat minorities the same we she treats moose). Posted by: adagioforstrings at November 19, 2008 05:41 PM (5mK/2) 101
re: 36 Wolverine: "The whole world doesnt love us yet ... I want a recount, and a new unicorn, mine doesn't work!"
I never received my unicorn! I want one with rainbow tinted wings. Posted by: adagioforstrings at November 19, 2008 05:49 PM (5mK/2) 102
#34 Speller
"[T]here are many words for slave and many words for black in Arabic. It just happens that al-Zawahri chose the word "abeed" with its two meanings in a single word. . . ." By that choice, has he picked a word that, more than any other, means specifically "black slave"? Posted by: m at November 19, 2008 06:46 PM (dp7Qa) 103
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3 Yeah! Another thread filled with super funny ebonics! Better get the ban hammer ready. I personally would rather just "fag-bash"- maybe you should e-mail Andi and tell him how much the world loves Obama... Posted by: Steeler fan at November 19, 2008 08:58 PM (a1/pE) 104
Nader beat him to it.
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al-Qaida not P.C.???? Really? Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at November 19, 2008 10:42 PM (LxjSI) 106
@58: Midnight Buzkashi, no?
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"Mr Kaczynski's office issued a statement saying the president-elect promised him, during a phone call, to stick by George Bush's controversial plans to build a missile defense site in Poland. Very quickly, an Obama adviser said the future president made no such promise, forcing Kaczynski's aides into a humiliating backtrack. Mr Sikorski stepped in to complain that his President had caused a diplomatic embarrassment for the country. 'We shouldn't be overzealous and put words into the mouth of the president-elect that he didn't say,' he said." Before Obama (B.O.) the media would have claimed that the US president was a liar, and that the Europeans were correct. Now A.O., the media claims the American is right, and those foreign scum got it wrong. The foreigners have to lose face and apologize. (Of course the press has a thing for making Poland feel ashamed...) Amazing,. I bet we can find instances where it went the other way with Bush. Note that I think this is actually a good thing, I just wish it didin't take a Dem Black Guy Prez for people to realize that America is not always wrong. Posted by: Harun at November 20, 2008 01:16 AM (ODcQU) 108
Oh, and McChimpy, just using the word "re-focus" does not mean you have actually provided an example of what the Dems are going to do in Afghanistan.
Nope. Sorry. Though Obama did say he would invade Pakistan I believe. Or was that Oliver Willis. Posted by: Harun at November 20, 2008 01:25 AM (ODcQU) 109
But wait, I thought the Right was saying that the terrorists loved Obama! I don't understand!
Posted by: Army Sergeant at November 20, 2008 06:56 AM (BfPzY) 110
I thought the Right was saying that the terrorists loved Obama! I don't understand!
Nope. They just wanted him elected. We never thought that they would be polite. Posted by: toby928 at November 20, 2008 07:37 PM (PD1tk) 111
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