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Fake Messiah Takes A Shot At Elderly Widow [Kensington]

The Silver-Tongued Savior of Mankind gave his first press conference as President-Elect this afternoon, and, in an example of what's being praised as looseness, Lightbringer Alpha took a gratuitous shot at, of all people, Nancy Reagan.

Video below the fold:

Okay, so here's the thing: no, it's not the most vicious thing ever, and it's good that Mr. Government had enough brains to apologize later, but it is garden variety knee-jerk anti-Reagan twaddle, the sort that Leftist bozos are constantly excreting all over the Internet on a daily basis. Why is something like this even percolating inside this man's head? How deep exactly does the Moonbattery go with this guy?

He's asked whether he's spoken to all of the living presidents, a perfectly normal and reasonable question, and he can't resist taking a shot at Nancy Reagan? It's weird, and it's also unpresidential.

Notice, also, the jackasses behind him chuckling at it, too. What a card!

Dear 52, please tell your Lightbringer to develop some rudimentary class, the kind that kicks in before the apologies have to be made. Thanks, love 48.

UPDATE: guess which major news organization was not allowed to ask a question?

Posted by: Open Blog at 09:55 PM



Comments

1 For someone to whom class warfare is a way of life, the fucker has absolutely no class.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at November 07, 2008 09:57 PM (YNqtg)

2 Classless piece of shit.

He doesn't deserve any slack.

Posted by: MrsPaulsFishSticks at November 07, 2008 09:58 PM (PBGAP)

3 yeah i was driving in the car when i heard this and i nearly hit the car infront of me becuase my brain was unable to comprehen the moonbattyness of that statement. Then the next question was about dogs and what kind they were going to get, then the last question was a real question which he dodged and ducked and didn't answer then: that was all folks. Real class. Pass the value-right? Fuck.

Posted by: sithson at November 07, 2008 09:59 PM (K1+tY)

4 Stay classy Barry!

Posted by: bitter, clinging Pennsylvanian at November 07, 2008 10:00 PM (bd68Z)

5 To add i think that was equivlent of him scratching his chin twoards any female republican he could think of with out naming the cuda. IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: sithson at November 07, 2008 10:01 PM (K1+tY)

6 The President-elect is a gloating teenager.  Stay classy, Obama.

Posted by: Reiver at November 07, 2008 10:01 PM (oliA4)

7 ass

Posted by: bunny boy at November 07, 2008 10:02 PM (YsSn7)

8 The guy's built an image (or had that image built) for himself of having a "first-class temperament."

I'd rather have this shown in public than when making deals behind closed doors.

Give me as much of this as possible.

Posted by: AD at November 07, 2008 10:02 PM (dW9kw)

9 Leave it to the Lightbringer to not only have no class, but to lie about it as well.  Nancy didn't do the seance thing - her thing was horoscopes, as undoubtedly many many of his own zombie followers are also.  No, the seance thing was pure Hillary.

Qwinn

Posted by: Qwinn at November 07, 2008 10:02 PM (3FVXC)

10

This guy's a real son of a bitch, no?

This is war.  Starting now.

 

*Was that racist in any way?

Posted by: Nicole at November 07, 2008 10:03 PM (3txVD)

11 Nicole, I'm quite sure that was racist in every way, just wait.

Posted by: Kensington at November 07, 2008 10:04 PM (xFNQx)

12

The guy's built an image (or had that image built) for himself of having a "first-class temperament."

Seriously.  More like "first-class temper TANTRUMS".  He is a megalomaniac, narcissistic man-child, nothing more.

Posted by: Nicole at November 07, 2008 10:06 PM (3txVD)

13

line up for your assignment to the re-education camps pronto nicole. Ill be right behind you...becuase mumbling under your breath will soon be a seditious act.

Posted by: sithson at November 07, 2008 10:06 PM (K1+tY)

14 and his partners laughing: also asses.

Is that Volcker back there?  Guy needs to fucking buy a new shirt.

Posted by: bunny boy at November 07, 2008 10:07 PM (YsSn7)

15

 Nicole, I'm quite sure that was racist in every way, just wait.

Dammit, I was trying so hard not to be a "typical white person".

Posted by: Nicole at November 07, 2008 10:08 PM (3txVD)

16 That's Joe Biden, a regular Beau Brummell: uncross your arms, you fucking rube. That you've got Cat-Lady eye surgery already makes you look like a fucking sideshow freak.

It's one thing about Democrats. They're the kind that you just can't take anywhere respectable.

Posted by: railwriter at November 07, 2008 10:08 PM (XcsD4)

17 Dear 52,

Hey Fuckers! Looks like the projectile hatred from your side isn't over. So next time you're thinking of waving the white flag, you better check with your Lord and God first.

XO,

48

Posted by: Tempt not Justice at November 07, 2008 10:09 PM (aVVGO)

18 How deep exactly does the Moonbattery go with this guy?

Marianas Trench deep.  Journey To The Center Of The Earth deep.  Its a place so dark, its blacker than Andrew Sullivan's heart.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at November 07, 2008 10:09 PM (OqXyp)

19 What about the shiny blue, "The Office of the President-Elect" sign on the front of the podium? Odd, yet creepy.

I hate that color blue too.

Posted by: illustr8r at November 07, 2008 10:10 PM (Gpo+b)

20 That's not the Nancy Reagan I thought I knew.  In another life.

But then, The One sees dead Presidents.  They see what they want to see.

Posted by: SlaveDog at November 07, 2008 10:11 PM (6Gy0q)

21

Obama isn't fit to shovel Reagan's shit.

Try as you might, you little asshole, you will NEVER be as popular and beloved as The Gipper. That was a real man. That was a real American. That was a real American President.

Posted by: El Kabong at November 07, 2008 10:12 PM (41KxF)

22 Volcker needs to buy one of those Big And Tall neckties, bunny. To match with the clip-on suspenders and rhinestone cufflinks.

Jesus, what a fucking mess this crew is. Cigar-store Joe, Kennedy Noir, Homer, and The Leprechaun.

Note to self: Lay in supply of bourbon. It's gonna be a long ride.

Posted by: railwriter at November 07, 2008 10:12 PM (XcsD4)

23 He is sick. Just a classic case of narcissism. He's bigger than the country and bigger than all of creation -- in his own mind, that is. I don't think he recognizes the concepts of humanity or humility, because he believes he's above all that.

Posted by: PABeth at November 07, 2008 10:13 PM (Wf7Cc)

24 UPDATE: guess which major news organization was not allowed to ask a question

Obama is pretty pissed about Fox's hit jobs on Palin, too. huh?

Posted by: lorien1973 at November 07, 2008 10:17 PM (ddGv/)

25 So why does Old Biden have his arms folded in front of him like he warding off a hex or something.


Posted by: SlaveDog at November 07, 2008 10:19 PM (6Gy0q)

26 I hope Reagan's ghost comes back and punches Obama in his smug face at least once a week whilst he sleeps.  But he probably has too much class to do that.  My second choice: General Patton.

Posted by: Nicole at November 07, 2008 10:20 PM (3txVD)

27 It's been fun, ladies. Enjoy the next 8 years of watching a black guy wipe his ass with your heroes.

Nick, I hope the Schadenfreude makes you feel better when you're unemployed.

And, no, don't ask me for money.

Posted by: AD at November 07, 2008 10:21 PM (dW9kw)

28 I didn't realize Rahm Emanuel was so short.  That explains alot.

Posted by: SlaveDog at November 07, 2008 10:21 PM (6Gy0q)

29

So why does Old Biden have his arms folded in front of him like he warding off a hex or something.

He's bracing for that coming apocalypse he predicted a few weeks ago. How sad is it that the craziest sonofabitch in the room had the most accurate post-election prediction?

Posted by: El Kabong at November 07, 2008 10:21 PM (41KxF)

30 Now that he's president, all that pretty rhetoric he reserved for the illuminati sheep he calls his voter base has gone out the window.  It's degenerated to this extremely quickly.

Posted by: RJ at November 07, 2008 10:21 PM (7nbTg)

31 Damnit, wrong thread, wait a sec...

Posted by: AD at November 07, 2008 10:21 PM (dW9kw)

32 Not that I have anything against short people.

The little bastards.

Posted by: SlaveDog at November 07, 2008 10:22 PM (6Gy0q)

33 Okay, taken care of, I gotta remember not to post drunk.

Posted by: AD at November 07, 2008 10:23 PM (dW9kw)

34 AD, how tall are you?

Posted by: SlaveDog at November 07, 2008 10:24 PM (6Gy0q)

35

I didn't realize Rahm Emanuel was so short.  That explains alot.

I guess it's true that Howard Dean is Rahms real father.

Posted by: robtr at November 07, 2008 10:25 PM (C6ME0)

36 And of course he brings in Jennifer Granholm of Michigan to advise on the economy.  We're doing so well here in Michigan under her guidance brutal incompetence.

Posted by: mesablue at November 07, 2008 10:25 PM (5yNaE)

37

I was a bit peeved when he made the crack about Reagan; got a bit more miffed when the issue of the dog came up (I'm NOT knocking dogs; this just wasn't the time nor the place). I lost it when, as he exited just about out of mic range and into the shadows of off stage, he waves back to the press and shouts 'Bonjour!'.

Bonjour? WTF?!? Is there now any friggin question in anyone's mind that the guy wants to make us into a Socialist France?

I think I may be headed back to the thread on guns and ammo. We're gonna need Team Ameria on this. Wow.

Posted by: CInAz at November 07, 2008 10:26 PM (qIOmI)

38 Hmm, let's see - get caught doing/saying something stupid, throw someone else under the bus to deflect it.

Yep, I see a pattern here.

Posted by: Dave S. at November 07, 2008 10:26 PM (2KVJg)

39 That was my first reaction: This kind of shit must be a gas on his Kos mailing list.

Posted by: Jim Treacher at November 07, 2008 10:26 PM (NV3P1)

40

Hey SlaveDog--

You're a "heightist".  I'm 4' 11.5"!

I've done called the ACLU on you.  Expect a knock on your door in 3...2...

(Unless they find out I'm a registered Republican).

Posted by: Nicole at November 07, 2008 10:27 PM (3txVD)

41 Paul Volcker was the genius that presided over stagflation in the Carter admin. Hope Change Obama.

Posted by: robtr at November 07, 2008 10:27 PM (C6ME0)

42 Gird.Your.Loins. And everything else.

Posted by: CInAz at November 07, 2008 10:29 PM (qIOmI)

43 I've done called the ACLU on you.  Expect a knock on your door in 3...2...

Everyone in the ACLU is short.  Google it.

Posted by: SlaveDog at November 07, 2008 10:31 PM (6Gy0q)

44 34 AD, how tall are you?

Posted by: SlaveDog at November 07, 2008 10:24 PM (6Gy0q)


Why I'm 6'4"

I also drive a Lamborghini and date Megyn Kelly.

Why do you ask?

Posted by: AD at November 07, 2008 10:31 PM (dW9kw)

45 Greta just said Steve Schmidt called her and told her that story about Sarah Palin greeting him in a towel is bullshit. He said he has never seen her dressed in anything other than business clothes or sweats on the campaign plane.

Posted by: robtr at November 07, 2008 10:32 PM (C6ME0)

46
The Hillary 'brush off', fingering John McCain and Hillary, the snide remarks about Sarah Palin and Nancy Reagan and 'Sweetie' reporters.

There's a frat boy in the White House!

Posted by: Travis at November 07, 2008 10:33 PM (uOj//)

47 You know what's relaxing? Going to an Obama worshipper site like Politico and leaving a comment exactly like #8 or #23 - non-profane so it doesn't turn off his wobblier supporters, but absolutely clear that this is completely in character for a man with no character. We have to go on offense, not just remind each other how horrible this man is.

Posted by: bgates at November 07, 2008 10:33 PM (CFjXn)

48 Everyone just might as well get used to it. Barry's going to say hundreds of things that are dumb, insensitive, diplomatically unwise, boneheaded, downright shitty or otherwise, and he's going to get a pass. He's going to say things that, if uttered by a white male Republican would be cause for round-the-clock TV coverage ("Can his administration survive? Should he resign?")

Just a taste of the big crap sandwich we all get to eat for the next four years.

Posted by: Brewdog at November 07, 2008 10:34 PM (oZ8o0)

49 I've actually worn Megyn Kelly's glasses.

Posted by: SlaveDog at November 07, 2008 10:34 PM (6Gy0q)

50 The amount of incompetence standing there is staggering.

K

Posted by: Kestrel♠ at November 07, 2008 10:34 PM (AFj4O)

51 Whether the Sarah Palin in a towel story is true, what's the big deal?  All it means, if true, is that there wasn't someone available to get the door for her, so she took care of it herself, as she seems to do for a lot of things, which is part of why we love her.

Besides, let's be honest, if Barry ever appeared in a towel, the same jerkoffs who are smearing Sarah Palin would be having orgasms like the girls on Obama's plane that time when he wore the jeans.

Posted by: Kensington at November 07, 2008 10:35 PM (xFNQx)

52

After watching his rather chilling, "Hey Joe...how's business?" remark some weeks back, this surprises me not one tiny bit.  I fully expect more, and nastier.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 07, 2008 10:35 PM (npfRQ)

53 The guy feels that he was dealt a shitty hand by life. Caught between race identification, perpetually relocated and thus culturally rootless, trying to fit in ("leather jackets...punks...smoked cigarettes and talked about structural feminism..."). He never stuck with any job because he's been by nature a wanderer. He has no identity. Bush II said that "the presidency wasn't the place to find out who one is;" other presidents have demonstrated as much.

He's resentful, and we're all going to be an audience to his bitter, vengeful Gotterdaemmerung as he shows the world the back of his hand, the same world he believes has dismissed and not appreciated his victory over difficult circumstances. Barack Obama is going to grow from late adolescence into adulthood before our very eyes. If you have kids, you know how hard this is going to be to watch.

One day, some lucky psychotherapist is going to make an Uncle Scrooge pile out of billing this guy.

Posted by: railwriter at November 07, 2008 10:35 PM (XcsD4)

54 49 I've actually worn Megyn Kelly's glasses.

Posted by: SlaveDog at November 07, 2008 10:34 PM (6Gy0q)

Dude - Do you have any idea where those things have been?

Posted by: AD at November 07, 2008 10:36 PM (dW9kw)

55 What about the shiny blue, "The Office of the President-Elect" sign on the front of the podium?

Someone explain to that brilliant constitutional scholar that he's not part of the Executive branch yet.

I've decided to steal "Jug-Eared Cocksucker" as my nickname for the Chicago Messiah. It's going to cause some problems when I'm in polite company.

Fuck it, I'm already an anti-social shut-in. Now I have a reason.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 07, 2008 10:37 PM (wjZW+)

56 Shit on a stick.  He ain't President yet.  No class, no character, no integrity and no credibility.

Stuckscheisse.

Posted by: Herr Steifenhoch at November 07, 2008 10:38 PM (v9vTw)

57 I agree with Treacher; Obama is really an unfunny motherfucker.  He screwed up the first rule of telling a joke; he got the reference wrong. And, it was a lame joke anyway. The guy is awkward and self-conscious when he's not on a teleprompter, and often an arrogant prick to boot.

Posted by: UGAdawg at November 07, 2008 10:38 PM (MDHAs)

58 So, what happened to his grandma? Did they flush her down the toilet? Most Americans have a proper funeral.

Posted by: 48 Percenter at November 07, 2008 10:40 PM (XcrOy)

59

Most Americans have a proper funeral.

Americans do, I am not sure what they do in Kenya.

Posted by: robtr at November 07, 2008 10:42 PM (C6ME0)

60 If I'd been there, Obama would have been too busy ejaculating into my mouth to utter such nonsense. Oh, how I wish I had been there.

Posted by: ZiggyStardust at November 07, 2008 10:42 PM (dHlea)

61 Totally déclassé. Totally. Did you see the friggin' smirk on his face? I've a visceral dislike of Obama. A deep and visceral dislike. I guess that makes me racist.

Yep, Grandma's dead and that's her own damn business. Toss her in the hole. He doesn't need to go back to Hawaii to cover up his birth cert. Lingle has taken care of that already.

Posted by: indga at November 07, 2008 10:43 PM (uF/CU)

62 The good news for people who want to expand their life span is that these next 4 years with Barry as POTUS is going to seem like 20.

Posted by: Mutnodjmet at November 07, 2008 10:43 PM (8w/qI)

63 What is with this Office of the President Elect bullshit? I've never heard of it before. Did he make that seal in his tree house? This guy defines no talent ass clown.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 07, 2008 10:44 PM (KbsN3)

64 ChimpyObamaMarxistHitler sure can talk well without a teleprompter.

What a tool.  Take a look at how short his new bitch, Rahm Emmanual is.  That cockswallower can't be more than 5 feet tall without his pumps.

Posted by: BillyBob at November 07, 2008 10:46 PM (v9vTw)

65 Eat it and Weep you racist pieces of crap.

Ziggy, one party on Nov. 4th contained people who voted for a candidate just because of his race.

It wasn't us.

Posted by: AD at November 07, 2008 10:46 PM (dW9kw)

66

One day, some lucky psychotherapist is going to make an Uncle Scrooge pile out of billing this guy.

Or he'll do a Nero, fiddling while America burns and blame it all on the "religious nuts".

Posted by: katya at November 07, 2008 10:46 PM (G3frc)

67 #63
What is with this Office of the President Elect bullshit? I've never heard of it before. Did he make that seal in his tree house? This guy defines no talent ass clown.

When you spent your entire life making shit up, it's not too hard pull this one off.

K

Posted by: Kestrel♠ at November 07, 2008 10:47 PM (AFj4O)

68

"Eat it and Weep you racist pieces of crap."

Oh, here we go.  Pretty sure there isn't one racist comment on this page.  Barry is going to make Bush look like a luminary, a visionary.  Sit back and grab some popcorn, and be sure to wipe that egg off your face when plastic Jesus makes his first huge fuck up in office. 

Posted by: Nicole at November 07, 2008 10:48 PM (3txVD)

69 Someone asked Krauthammer about it and Krauthammer said that someone asked him if he talked to former Presidents on how to prepare for the job, and Fauxbama said "Yes, all the living ones."  And people started to snicker, so he quickly threw someone under the bus in order to make it look like he meant to do that.

Posted by: enoxo at November 07, 2008 10:48 PM (6s4zF)

70 Since the election of Obama has ended racial tensions in the US does that mean we can photo shop him as a chimp and stuff? He has the ears for it.

Posted by: robtr at November 07, 2008 10:48 PM (C6ME0)

71

re 60:

Now that's the 52 we're used to.  Just like old times.

Posted by: bunny boy at November 07, 2008 10:49 PM (YsSn7)

72
Surprised he didn't flip her off too, she's just a typical old white person...

Posted by: billypaintbrush at November 07, 2008 10:50 PM (jUcPs)

73 Hey Ziggy,

How do you like the way ChimpyObamaMarxistHitlerAcorn sounds?  Should we add a Stalin or a Commie to the end of it.  We're still working out the kinks for the Annointed one's nickname.  Thanks for all the good ideas from the last 8 years, especially the ChimpyHitler part.

Maybe it's time for some t-shirts and bumper stickers.

Posted by: BillyBob at November 07, 2008 10:50 PM (v9vTw)

74 >ZiggyStardust:  It's SOOO funny! If I didn't know it, I would think you idiots were talking about BUSH. "The amount of incompetence standing there is staggering."

Eat it and Weep you racist pieces of crap. We did for 8 years, now it's your turn.<

Soo...........that's what it's all about, eh?  Getting even.  And then there's this:

Making love with his ego ziggy sucked up into his mind
Like a leper messiah
When the kids had killed the man i had to break up the band.

Posted by: SlaveDog at November 07, 2008 10:52 PM (6Gy0q)

75 I gues theyre just putting her on ice until Barry is good and ready to attend the funeral.

Posted by: Dave in Nebraska at November 07, 2008 10:53 PM (IqIjL)

76 Actually if the past is any indication, as soon as Obama actually takes office we can expect him to just start running for the 2012 election cycle.

K

Posted by: Kestrel♠ at November 07, 2008 10:54 PM (AFj4O)

77 Barry's going to say hundreds of things that are dumb, insensitive, diplomatically unwise, boneheaded, downright shitty or otherwise, and he's going to get a pass.

If it'll sell papers, they'll run it.  Remember Carter and the psycho killer rabbit that "attacked" him? 

Posted by: Purple Avenger at November 07, 2008 10:54 PM (OqXyp)

78

Fuck it, I'm already an anti-social shut-in. Now I have a reason.

Dude, we do not associate with anyone that is a democrat period. That includes some family members. Makes for  interesting holiday get-to-gethers.

Posted by: Mr. Pissed at November 07, 2008 10:55 PM (X7Ey1)

79

What a tool.  Take a look at how short his new bitch, Rahm Emmanual is.  That cockswallower can't be more than 5 feet tall without his pumps.

He'd gain some height if he put his ballet point shoes on, little twinkle-toes cum-dumpster mangina.

On the upside, he's that much closer if  Maobama needs his balls tongue-polished in a hurry.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at November 07, 2008 10:57 PM (bu0Ek)

80 Man-boy.

Goofing on an elderly woman with a broken hip will never make you a man, Barry.

Posted by: Swegin at November 07, 2008 10:58 PM (q0Z3p)

81 Not that I care to defend Obama, but he did realize it was a fuckup (he called it a "careless remark") and called Nancy Reagan to apologize.

Posted by: praecisio at November 07, 2008 10:58 PM (TFdj2)

82 Nice work, Bareback Odumbo.

How's that post-partisanship working out for ya?

Posted by: DoDoGuRu at November 07, 2008 10:58 PM (xBkZj)

83 Sooner or later (it may take a few months), the press will have to go after Obama.  Sucking up is O.K. during an election, but it won't sell on the off season.  It's boring.

Then we'll get to see the real Obama.  Barry under fire.

Has he ever had to take a difficult question?  I guess Rick Warren's questions were a little tough.  Remember how that looked for Obama?

Posted by: SlaveDog at November 07, 2008 11:00 PM (6Gy0q)

84 Ziggy,

If you weren't so pitiful you'd be pathetic.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 07, 2008 11:00 PM (KbsN3)

85 Uhhh, whatever, you 'effin honkees do not understand math so let me explain it to you...

Let us take your average white racist piece o' shiite who works 40 hours per week, he has got his usual racist white piece o' shiite  boss who gives him two weeks  vacation a year, so  every year this racist piece o' shiitte honkee, the racist 'effer, works 50 weeks x 40 hrs / wk = 2000 hours. Now this typical white racist works only fifty years before kicking back and relaxing on the poor brown people's fruit, so, agin,this typical white racist (now) grandfather only worked 2000 hrs / yr x 50 yrs = 100,000 hrs.

Good for his lilly white racist ass - she / he / it worked for fifty years and its racists lilly white ass wants to suck off the poor black people who have nothing!


WELL - this is the way it is going to be - Lilly Whites perverted seeds are gonna work 100 hrs a year in the good neighborhood.

See this math you racist lilly white - 100 hrs / yr divided by your sick racist 100,000 hour working career life x 10,000,000 of your racist spawn = 10,000 racists working lives extinguished per year...


... that is just not fair... But a good start!

hank You OBAMA for killing, statistically 10,000 typical white racists your first year!

Posted by: Michelle Obama at November 07, 2008 11:00 PM (o/N4X)

86 Slave Dog, Victor Davis Hanson just wrote a peice regarding the press and Obama at the Corner. He doesn't think you are right. He believes we are now in the Post Journalism phase of American History. I agree with him.

Posted by: robtr at November 07, 2008 11:03 PM (C6ME0)

87

So am i the last to hear the gradeschool joke?

 

Simba is an African lion, Obama is a lying African.

 

Posted by: michael Caron at November 07, 2008 11:04 PM (MOsSq)

88 Hey, he didn't call on me either!!!!

Posted by: Helen Thomas at November 07, 2008 11:05 PM (y+BOe)

89 81 - He's supposed to be the leader of peace, love and understanding, remember? Someone who has even the smallest bit of decency doesn't do this.

He's a liar and a fraud and without a teleprompter it shines through.

Posted by: Swegin at November 07, 2008 11:06 PM (q0Z3p)

90 ChimpyObamaMarxistHitlerAcorn.

Kinda got a ring to it.

Posted by: BillyBob at November 07, 2008 11:06 PM (v9vTw)

91

So am i the last to hear the gradeschool joke?

 

Simba is an African lion, Obama is a lying African.

No, I am!  hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Posted by: katya at November 07, 2008 11:07 PM (G3frc)

92 This guy's  a psychoanalyst's career. There will be books written about how f****d up he is because he never had a puppy when he was growing up.

Posted by: NM Hick at November 07, 2008 11:08 PM (STXJ7)

93 get over yourselves, seriously. Unlike most here, I've actually sucked my own cock and enjoyed it.

Posted by: zeke at November 07, 2008 11:11 PM (4PRBG)

94 The DSM- IV   Describes Narcissistic Personality Disorder as:

1. An exaggerated sense of self-importance (e.g., exaggerates achievements and talents, expects to be recognized as superior without commensurate achievements)

2. Preoccupation with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love

3. Believes he is "special" and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or high-status people (or institutions)

4. Requires excessive admiration

5. Has a sense of entitlement

6. Selfishly takes advantage of others to achieve his own ends

7. Lacks empathy

8. Is often envious of others or believes that others are envious of him

9. Shows arrogant, haughty, patronizing, or contemptuous behaviors or attitudes





Posted by: d at November 07, 2008 11:12 PM (vLzVJ)

95

ChimpyObamaMarxistHitlerAcorn.

Kinda got a ring to it.

Yeah, but lose the Acorn thing. Too racist.


 

Posted by: Roy at November 07, 2008 11:14 PM (y+BOe)

96

d 94: ding ding ding! We've got a winner!

His picture should be #10 on the list.

Posted by: Swegin at November 07, 2008 11:14 PM (q0Z3p)

97 indga @61:

So that's why he disabled the AVS checks for on-line contributions.

Posted by: NM Hick at November 07, 2008 11:14 PM (STXJ7)

98 I love the pettiness of not calling on Fox News.  What a thin-skinned, entitled, arrogant prick.

Posted by: brak at November 07, 2008 11:14 PM (ozab0)

99

Horoscopes are just as stupid as seances, if not more so.

That said, Obama should have had the sense not to bring that shit up. Like his church of two decades wasn't any nuttier.

Posted by: David Ross at November 07, 2008 11:15 PM (vrOY7)

100

Seriously, his first press conference and a reporter really wants to ask about his dog? And in the answer he calls himself a mutt? Can you ___aine the outrage if anyone else had called him that? I can't help but think about some other words blacks are allowed to say but no one else is. Not cool.

Then he offends Nancy Reagan. As if we needed any more reason not to like this guy. And just for the record it was Hillary that tried to summon Elenor Roosevelt. Nancy was into astrology. Get it right!

Posted by: Hurting Head at November 07, 2008 11:15 PM (yW/Al)

101 Did anyone else think he looked like hell?

Posted by: Hurting Head at November 07, 2008 11:15 PM (yW/Al)

102 Zeke said:
get over yourselves, seriously.  Unlike most here Nancy is a classy lady, who if present would've had a good chuckle at her own expense. punched the fucker in the nuts, and called upon the ghost of Spiro Agnew to posses Obama's soul, except that he does not have one.

Fixed it for you.

K

Posted by: Kestrel♠ at November 07, 2008 11:16 PM (AFj4O)

103 d @94:

Thank you for explaining his choice of Biden for VP.

Posted by: NM Hick at November 07, 2008 11:16 PM (STXJ7)

104 Barry is what my "no punches held" brother would call "a prick."

Posted by: mare at November 07, 2008 11:17 PM (X1fsj)

105

I miss the Zeppelin vs your best band thread. A music thread is needed here more often! And yes, I think a Dirty Barry prez. will end all your' thoughts...and comments...regarding who was the best. Fairnest First.

Instead of Country First!

Posted by: Hugh Jass at November 07, 2008 11:17 PM (dDvYl)

106

This may explain it-

 http://tiny.cc/IllInoisLottoNov5

 

Look at the number for the evening pick!

Anyone have any spare holy water laying around?

Posted by: Mr. Pissed at November 07, 2008 11:17 PM (X7Ey1)

107 Fascinating. The smallest man on the stage isn't Rahm Emanuel.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 07, 2008 11:18 PM (sI5Ho)

108 Wow.  I can't wait until he's actually president of the United States of America.  It is going to be really hard to take the high road with this sonuvabitch.  Fortunately, all you need to do to tear him apart is be intellectually honest.  It is his kryptonite.

Posted by: blankminde at November 07, 2008 11:18 PM (8HH1K)

109 p.s. still waiting to suck on a big dick!

Posted by: zeke at November 07, 2008 11:19 PM (4PRBG)

110 >robtr:  "Slave Dog, Victor Davis Hanson just wrote a peice regarding the press and Obama at the Corner. He doesn't think you are right."<

VDH says that after Obama makes some signficant and predictable mistakes, the press will be faced with two non-choices, both of which will only increase their lack of credibility with the public.  I can't disagree with that.  But he references MSNBC, the NYT, Chris Matthews, etc.

They all have to have sponsors.  MSNBC still has to compete with FNC.  And I don't think ABC is completely in the tank.  What will the NYT do, ask for a federal bailout?

Besides, VDH doesn't have "slave" or "dog" in his name.  What does he know.

Posted by: SlaveDog at November 07, 2008 11:20 PM (6Gy0q)

111 It's gonna be GREAT watching Biden act out like a spoiled child when he begins to fade into (further) obscurity and realizes the VP gets no glory, and that no one knows or cares where he is 99% of the time.  He's gonna say some really, really hilariously priceless stuff, and I, for one, can't wait to hear it.

Posted by: Nicole at November 07, 2008 11:21 PM (3txVD)

112

 

Anyone else notice that Rahm Emmanual looks alot like Heidrich Himmler .... just add glasses, a riding wip, and a black hat

 

Personalities kinda match too huh?

 

Posted by: Cromagnum at November 07, 2008 11:22 PM (j5MnB)

113 Ha, you're right. In light of the recent election we are all slave dogs now.

Posted by: robtr at November 07, 2008 11:23 PM (C6ME0)

114 You know what image of this POS I can't get out of my head?
Him shooting the finger while SAYING how much he respected John McCain, the day before the election, the day after his own grandma died.
Also: "lipstick on a pig" and "stinky old fish"
Also: "oh, you're likeable enough, Hillary" at that debate last spring
Condescending, snide, vulgar little fucker.

I can't believe my country's been taken over by a bunch of crude, vulgar, low-class, '60s leftovers. I don't give a flying fuck if they've got Ivy League degrees. My teenage son living out here in the sticks has better manners than these creeps.

None of those snide little toads are fit to lick Sarah Palin's hunting boots.

Posted by: Kathy from Kansas at November 07, 2008 11:23 PM (Prdx7)

115 Do all these guys shop at the same store or what?

Posted by: SalvucciFumbles at November 07, 2008 11:24 PM (yUIBv)

116 zeke @109:

What I'm waiting for is a post about the growing grassroots effort to clean up the totally corrupt American election process before 2010.

Posted by: NM Hick at November 07, 2008 11:24 PM (STXJ7)

117 "...It's weird,..."

Weird??...THAT is why "we" are history.

Correct answer? It is the response of a LOWLIFE THUG. But "we" can't say that kind of stuff, cuz he be the prezident now, and we be hoping that that fairness doctrine thingy won't apply to "us" "We" can, however, imagine the response had any of "us" "disrespected" Barry's grand-moms. Seriously, Ace, change the saying at the top of your page. The only throats you guys are slitting are your own.

Take a real stand. Say the truth. You really think by playing by the PC rules, you're going to come out anywhere near the top?

Posted by: JS at November 07, 2008 11:24 PM (6Gj6m)

118 The Obamasia has to do some thing to catch up with Old Joe in the gaff game.

Posted by: Ron at November 07, 2008 11:25 PM (kVQTh)

119 I'm surprised he didn't give her the finger, as well.  Well, maybe he did during his "apology."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 07, 2008 11:25 PM (q2szf)

120

Seriously, his first press conference and a reporter really wants to ask about his dog?

It's worse than that.  All Things Considered on NPR did a whole freaking segment on "what dog should Obama buy for his kids?" today.  They read about a half dozen emails with helpful suggestions from his slobbering zombie horde.

Then they did a segment talking about Obama's probable appointment of pitbull Gibson as the Press Secretary (because, without strong message discipline, that dogged Fourth Estate would just be all over Barry O'Jesus, right?).  That was followed by a series of soundbites from press secretaries who have served under past presidents.  The only Republicans?  Ari Fleischer and the guy who quit in protest over Ford's pardoning of Nixon.  He made sure to remind us of what a principled guy he was for protesting Republican lawlessness.

The day before?  Bill Moyers was on to reiterate that only racist, hate-filled Jesus freaks voted against The One, and that he was "saddened" by John McCain's "devolution" into bringing up tired old irrelevancies like Obama's 20-year membership in a racist Nazi church during the closing days of the campaign.

Compare and contrast.

Posted by: VJay at November 07, 2008 11:26 PM (k87Wm)

121

Biden's next Gaffe at his first conference:

Asking Rahm Emmanual  to stand up

 

Posted by: Cromagnum at November 07, 2008 11:27 PM (j5MnB)

122 Zeke 109 -

Our only mistake was thinking there were fewer gullible idiots out there taking this clown seriously.

Posted by: Swegin at November 07, 2008 11:27 PM (q0Z3p)

123 @ 109: I actually think the polls were remarkably good.  They were really quite close there in the end.  Did they influence opinions based on questionable information and unusual samplings prior to that?  You betcha. 
In the interests of being intellectually honest, look at the history of election polling and tell me we had no cause for concern.

Posted by: blankminde at November 07, 2008 11:28 PM (8HH1K)

124 116:  oh, of course, i should have realized how much I like wearing frilly, pretty things and taking it up the ass from burly stevedores.

Posted by: zeke at November 07, 2008 11:28 PM (4PRBG)

125 His arrogance will be his downfall. He's full of himself and is in way over his head.

PROVERBS:
PRIDE GOES BEFORE DESTRUCTION , A HAUGHTY SPIRIT BEFORE A FALL.

I'm thinking it's going to be 18-24 months before the press turns on him and then it all goes to the crapper. Either way - it will always be to late for the MSM to redeem itself.


Posted by: i should be doing something else at November 07, 2008 11:28 PM (i1+rx)

126

"Fortunately, all you need to do to tear him apart is be intellectually honest.  It is his kryptonite."

 

I can't help but notice that elderly white women also bring out some of the worst in him.  Hell, even middle-aged (Palin) and newly minted "seniors" (Hillary).  

Posted by: Nicole at November 07, 2008 11:31 PM (3txVD)

127 zeke, you're gonna' need more than a tinfoil hat come 2010.

Posted by: NM Hick at November 07, 2008 11:32 PM (STXJ7)

128 First stride out of the gate and he steps on his dick.

Posted by: RarestRX at November 07, 2008 11:33 PM (lB5g2)

129 ... oh yeah, zekester, come 2012, your team will have left some pretty useful IEDs along the way.

Posted by: NM Hick at November 07, 2008 11:33 PM (STXJ7)

130 Hmmmm

*shrug* so Obama's a scumbag.  What?  News at 6pm?

Didn't we all know this already?

Well except Patterico of course.  But he's got his nose so far up Obama's ass he's been having trouble breathing.

Posted by: memomachine at November 07, 2008 11:34 PM (f4Zt4)

131 About the dog.  There's an online vote about what kind of dog the Obama's should get.  Again?  Didn't they already do thone?  Can you imagine those poor kids being such popularity gimmicks that they have to have their pet chosen by the masses?  What a stupid, crappy thing to do to a kid!

Posted by: katya at November 07, 2008 11:35 PM (G3frc)

132 Hoping all you AoSHQ morons will join me in my boycott of any conservative commentator who says or writes "While we may disagree with Barack Obama on issues, we should all congratulate him on his Historic AchievementTM."

I've heard that so many times, my family's starting to think I'm bulimic.


Posted by: Kathy from Kansas at November 07, 2008 11:36 PM (Prdx7)

133 NM Hick, you do realize I'm gay, right? Please fuck me, and fuck me hard. I want your man-meat inside of me right now, all night.

Posted by: zeke at November 07, 2008 11:36 PM (4PRBG)

134

thone = that

yeesh

Posted by: katya at November 07, 2008 11:36 PM (G3frc)

135 Classy, President-elect Barack.  Just classy.

Posted by: African Queen Conservative (who can't vote... yet) at November 07, 2008 11:37 PM (h6ixI)

136 @ 121 that's funny!

"Stand up Rahm"

 44 is not middle aged. (at least not in women)

*I was laughing at "Stand up Rahm" then became suddenly depressed*.

Posted by: d at November 07, 2008 11:38 PM (vLzVJ)

137 >Nicole:  I can't help but notice that elderly white women also bring out some of the worst in him.  Hell, even middle-aged (Palin) and newly minted "seniors" (Hillary).<

I think what you're on to is what seems to be Obama's dislike of strong white women.  Will there be any in his administration?  I bet not.

And he probably doesn't like Nancy Pelosi, either. 

Posted by: SlaveDog at November 07, 2008 11:38 PM (6Gy0q)

138 133 NM Hick zeke, you do realize i was making fun of you, right?

Posted by: NM Hick at November 07, 2008 11:39 PM (STXJ7)

139 Posted by: JS at November 07, 2008 11:24 PM (6Gj6m)

Gotcha, JS.  More ebonics, less proportion.

Again, folks, there's a difference between being un-PC and being genuinely racist.  It won't help us fend off the fake accusations of racism when real ones can be leveled every time some jackass indulges in ebonics.

So how about knocking off the ebonics, because using them doesn't make you a righteous warrior against all things PC.

It just makes you look like an imbecile and a racist.

Posted by: Kensington at November 07, 2008 11:39 PM (xFNQx)

140 Can we switch Michael Steele for this guy?

Since America want's a black president I think this compromise would work for both sides.

oh wait...

Posted by: Tom at November 07, 2008 11:40 PM (qddqX)

141 Barry O'blowme yukking it up with the sycophant MSM. Barry you're no Richard Pryor asshole.

Posted by: mossback at November 07, 2008 11:40 PM (in8Vs)

142

 seems to be Obama's dislike of strong white women.

Makes you wonder about his relationship with Michelle.  Yes, I think the woman is an American-hating harridan.  But she is strong and accomplished.  She seems very bitter to me.

Posted by: katya at November 07, 2008 11:40 PM (G3frc)

143 Office of the President Elect.  Yeah, because nobody knows.  $10 says this guy has a nametag that says President of the United States and he'll wear it around the White House pinned to his breast.  "Barack, can I have the orange juice?"  "Hmm?"  "Sorry, Mr. President, can I have the orange juice?"  "That's better."

Posted by: SalvucciFumbles at November 07, 2008 11:41 PM (yUIBv)

144 NM Hick,
I do realize your trying, I really do.  Its really kinda cute. In fact, I'd really like to suck your cock, tiger. Right here in front of everyone.

Posted by: zeke at November 07, 2008 11:43 PM (4PRBG)

145 I've been hearing that Obama is turning to Gov. Granholm for economic advice. Since I live in Michigan and have spent 6 years in a failing economy (I think it's the worst in the entire nation) this is a terrifying prospect.  Does anyone know if this is true? If it turns out to be true well then, is it relevant if we question his repeated poor judgement in people NOW? Or should we wait until all of America has an economy like Michigan's?

Posted by: Ella at November 07, 2008 11:43 PM (6nMYV)

146 And he probably doesn't like Nancy Pelosi, either. 
Posted by: SlaveDog

Why wouldn't he like Nancy Pelosi? You did say strong, yes?

Posted by: Travis at November 07, 2008 11:43 PM (uOj//)

147

Cheap shot on an 87 year old widow of President Reagan. Take this jerk to Reagan's grave and let him apologize.

I'll just bet Nancy was so pleased to get his phone apology. I hope she told him where to take his apology, and shove it!

Posted by: solitaryknight at November 07, 2008 11:43 PM (LrvCo)

148

What a tool.  Take a look at how short his new bitch, Rahm Emmanual is.  That cockswallower can't be more than 5 feet tall without his pumps.

He'd gain some height if he put his ballet point shoes on, little twinkle-toes cum-dumpster mangina.

 

And I can imagine the sign just outside his office: "You must be this tall to be Chef of Staff".

Posted by: Bill H at November 07, 2008 11:44 PM (q8CmE)

149

  Will there be any in his administration? 

no

Posted by: Nicole at November 07, 2008 11:44 PM (3txVD)

150 katya -

I'd be bitter too! I bet they throw punches when they fight. They're like Bill & Hill times 10.

Posted by: Swegin at November 07, 2008 11:45 PM (q0Z3p)

151 @144: FYATHYRIO and your assclown of a president too!

Posted by: NM Hick at November 07, 2008 11:45 PM (STXJ7)

152 @140

There's racism in there.  I can't quite put my finger on it, but my liberal education tells me you're a bigot. 

/sarc

Posted by: blankminde at November 07, 2008 11:45 PM (8HH1K)

153 that should be 'chief". I was thinking the German word 'Stabschef'.

Posted by: Bill H at November 07, 2008 11:45 PM (q8CmE)

154

11.07.2008-1737-CDST
Ace...

"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer...."

At what point does satire become insulting? Do insults sting more than satire and profanity if used disproportionately...?

"Most writers [or today's blogger's] regard truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are most economical in its use...

Keep first in mind and close to heart...Ace!

"All you need is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure...

Seems you had a " heads-up" combat briefing on this... soldier...?

"Let your secret sympathies and your compassion be always with the under dog in the fight - this is magnanimity; but bet on the other one - this is business...

...Samuel Clemens impersonating Mark Twain...!
---------------------------------------------------------

Olde soldier sends...
Sgt. Joachim "Gotch Rod" Gocht
US Army Special Forces, Vietnam 1962-1966...?
A213,A232,A234, PD2 and beyond

jgocht@countryspeed.com

Olde soldier sends...!



Posted by: J_Gocht at November 07, 2008 11:45 PM (Z341S)

155 Posted by: Ella at November 07, 2008 11:43 PM (6nMYV)

Michigan's economy has only been in the tank because Bush has been president.  Now that Mr. Government is taking over, it will be all unicorns and pokemon.

Posted by: Kensington at November 07, 2008 11:46 PM (xFNQx)

156 Andrew Sullivan for Press Secretary.

Posted by: SalvucciFumbles at November 07, 2008 11:46 PM (yUIBv)

157 "Andrew Sullivan for Press Secretary."

Oh, baby, there's another one whose cock I'd love to stuff down my throat. Mmmmmm.

Posted by: zeke at November 07, 2008 11:47 PM (4PRBG)

158 Keep diggin' Barry....heh!  He had no clue as to what he stirred up.

Building  record for 2012.  Keep 'em coming Barry!

Posted by: prtybl at November 07, 2008 11:47 PM (wg/90)

159 zeke, wait a minute, I'm really sorry. I guess that horse you rode in on is your president.

Posted by: NM Hick at November 07, 2008 11:48 PM (STXJ7)

160 Zero=zero.
instant karma..

#128..What Dick?

Posted by: sickinmass at November 07, 2008 11:49 PM (/i4dU)

161 144: call me! I like sucking big dicks~

Posted by: zeke at November 07, 2008 11:49 PM (4PRBG)

162 Flame on, Zeke. I really don't give a damn. Oh- just for future reference- all the pixels probably didn't make it up that far to your brain- the name is spelt 'Bill".

Posted by: Bill H at November 07, 2008 11:50 PM (q8CmE)

163 So, no strong women in the Obama Administration.  Just short people.

I knew it.

At least Clinton had Janet Reno.  She wasn't a strong woman, but she was tall.

Posted by: SlaveDog at November 07, 2008 11:50 PM (6Gy0q)

164 nudge, nudge.
wink, wink.
say no more, say no more....

Posted by: zeke at November 07, 2008 11:51 PM (4PRBG)

165 High school students suspended for criticizing Obama

Do you think they suspended students for criticizing Chimpy McHitlerBurton?

Posted by: Jim62sch at November 07, 2008 11:51 PM (6rQXk)

166 Geez, zeke, enough with the cock talk.  We get it; you love sucking cock, and this is your time.

Posted by: Kensington at November 07, 2008 11:51 PM (xFNQx)

167 HA!, i wish someone would kill me. Or fuck me. Whatever.

Posted by: zeke at November 07, 2008 11:52 PM (4PRBG)

168 144 NM Hick,
I do realize your trying, I really do.  Its really kinda cute. In fact, I'd really like to suck your cock, tiger. Right
here in front of everyone.   Like you needed an excuse for your nightly habits.

Posted by: pistolero at November 07, 2008 11:53 PM (hBUN7)

169 Andrew Sullivan for Press Secretary.

Isn't this psycho too busy dumpster driving for traces of Trig's amniotic fluid?

Posted by: mossback at November 07, 2008 11:53 PM (in8Vs)

170 Speaking of blowjobs and Janet Reno...

Posted by: blankminde at November 07, 2008 11:54 PM (8HH1K)

171 You know, I saw Rich Davis on O'Reilly tonight.  While he denies many of the claims, his denial of who was behind the claims against Palin rang false to me.

Posted by: prtybl at November 07, 2008 11:54 PM (wg/90)

172 zeke 161 - you just told you to call you. Stupid fuck.

Obama voter!

Posted by: Swegin at November 07, 2008 11:55 PM (q0Z3p)

173

get it, i said "broad", HA!, i kill me.

 

Excellent- then get on with it, cocksucker!

Posted by: Bill H at November 07, 2008 11:55 PM (q8CmE)

174 boy you guys are so clever, making posts under my name.  wow i really a have no answer to that.

p.s. i think clever is soooo thsexxy!   <3 <3 <3
I like sucking balls, too.

Posted by: zeke at November 07, 2008 11:56 PM (4PRBG)

175 The O better "hope" they don't get video of him kicking the new puppy he promised the girls. Since that is the mindset of a  punk that takes cheap shots at widows.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at November 07, 2008 11:56 PM (MOdlB)

176 Basic civility is above his pay grade.

Posted by: Kathy from Kansas at November 07, 2008 11:56 PM (Prdx7)

177 First stride out of the gate and he steps on his dick.

I expect this sort of thing to be an almost daily event.  And after Rahm runs roughshod over a few WH staffers and Obie smacks them around a bit for not having his Evian chilled to exactly 46 degrees, then there's gonna be some people waking around with iPhones set to record and that shit is gonna hit YouTube.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at November 07, 2008 11:58 PM (OqXyp)

178 Did he really say "hey Joe--how's business?" What a snob. But then I already knew that about him.

You know, the Nancy Reagan gaffe by itself isn't the worst thing in the world, since it was off the cuff and he apologized, but that, along with that stupid president-elect seal, flipping off his opponents, and the rest--hmm. I'm actually trying to find something, just one thing, to like about this guy, since we're stuck with him, but it's not looking good on that front.

Plus, we have to do the media's job for them. The news story I saw online mentioned "seances", but omitted the Nancy Reagan part. They paraphrased the joke so it wouldn't sound so rude.




Posted by: stace at November 07, 2008 11:58 PM (JO0c/)

179 I think I'll skip the Christmas rush and start hating this douchebag now.

Posted by: Gen. Sherman at November 07, 2008 11:59 PM (blNMI)

180

Anyone notice the sick irony

The Messiah picks Emanuel ?

 

Posted by: Cromagnum at November 07, 2008 11:59 PM (j5MnB)

181 "Just Say No" Barry Fuckin' O.

Posted by: mossback at November 07, 2008 11:59 PM (in8Vs)

182 Swegin: I want to spank my naughty little ass and then ream me sideways.

Posted by: zeke at November 08, 2008 12:00 AM (4PRBG)

183

The Messiah picks Emanuel ?

 

I guess you could say it's a "Come to Black Jesus" moment.

Posted by: Bill H at November 08, 2008 12:01 AM (q8CmE)

184

Anyone notice the sick irony

The Messiah picks Emanuel ?


Yeh... It could mean Iran will be bombed onto a piece of volcanic ash.

Posted by: mossback at November 08, 2008 12:01 AM (in8Vs)

185 Isn't it time for the Overnight Thread? 

Just sayin'.

Posted by: SlaveDog at November 08, 2008 12:02 AM (6Gy0q)

186 "boy you guys are so clever, making posts under my name.  wow i really a have no answer to that. "
Posted by: zeke at November 07, 2008 11:56 PM (4PRBG)

zeke, check out the hash marks after your name.  Nobody is posting under your name; it's obviously you going on and on about how much you love sucking cock.

And honestly, that's cool.  We're not here to judge you, but it's a bit intimate for this forum, don't you think?

Posted by: Kensington at November 08, 2008 12:05 AM (xFNQx)

187 Swegin, dipshit doesn't even realize that the IP hash on the alleged counterfeit post is the same as that for all of his other posts.

Posted by: NM Hick at November 08, 2008 12:05 AM (STXJ7)

188 Maybe AOSHQ should get some sort of Obama gaffe image ready for this sort of thing.  I think we're going to be getting lots of "gaffes"...especially if by gaffe you mean Obama speaking his mind and alienating any reasonably civil American.

How can we mock him without sinking to BushHitler levels?  Using a douchebag as a symbol for our eventual CinC isn't exactly staking out moral high ground...douchebag though he may be.

Posted by: blankminde at November 08, 2008 12:05 AM (8HH1K)

Posted by: Jim62sch at November 08, 2008 12:07 AM (6rQXk)

190 Gov Granholm will be an economic advisor? What, so he can learn best practices for driving jobs offhshore or to red states? And Rahm "Freddie Mac" Emanuel is to advise on sub-prime loans, I suppose?

Posted by: stace at November 08, 2008 12:07 AM (JO0c/)

191 Zeke - 182 - check the hashmarks, stupid fuck.

Posted by: Swegin at November 08, 2008 12:07 AM (q0Z3p)

192 Kensington & NM Hick - Thanks! You beat me to it.

Posted by: Swegin at November 08, 2008 12:09 AM (q0Z3p)

193 How can we mock him without sinking to BushHitler levels?

You mean aside from his jug ears, his bright purple lips, and the moley-moley-moley on his nose?

Posted by: Jim62sch at November 08, 2008 12:09 AM (6rQXk)

194 Kensington, do you like my tight, puckered asshole? Would you like to fuck it?

Posted by: zeke at November 08, 2008 12:11 AM (4PRBG)

195 blankminde @188: I think Ace may already have one.

Posted by: NM Hick at November 08, 2008 12:12 AM (STXJ7)

196 So, zeke, from reading your posts, I'm sensing that you have some repressed feelings of deep insecurity along with a fear of being exposed.

Ever have that dream where no matter where you are or what you're doing, you always, somehow end up naked?  You know the one.  Ever have that dream?

Posted by: SlaveDog at November 08, 2008 12:15 AM (6Gy0q)

197 @ 193
My point exactly.  The left has been juvenile to Bush.  There are perfectly legitimate reasons to hate his policies and openly debate his reasoning, but instead they made him a caricature.  I would offer that we should refrain from personal attacks and hammer him on being a dumbfuck when it comes to how to run the most prosperous nation in the world.  Moral high ground has the advantage of offering the opportunity to escape into behind defilade should the need arise.  Just my two cents, which compared to Obama's two cents is more like $1.25. (what movie is that from?)

Posted by: blankminde at November 08, 2008 12:16 AM (8HH1K)

198 Jim62sch,

Oh dear God. Chrissy is the most pathetic excuse of a talking head I've witnessed in my lifetime. I keep switching between Olbermann and Matthews because they really are a tag-team of goofs, but Olbermann performs because he is a circus act. Matthews thinks himself sage.

Improper waving. Serious journalism there, Chris. You imbecile.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 08, 2008 12:16 AM (sI5Ho)

199 Slavedog,

Thanks to the free session, but you couldn't be more wrong.  I have as little insecurity about by real personal preferences as I have interest in discussing them in this forum.

In fact, I'm so confident in what I want that I'd like to take your full load right down my mentholated throat.

Would you like that? I would. Meow.

Posted by: zeke at November 08, 2008 12:17 AM (4PRBG)

200 I just heard, the Obamas got that dog! They named her MICHELLE.....

Posted by: Ad rem at November 08, 2008 12:18 AM (k0/Sa)

201 Axelrod off camera:  "How many times to I have to tell you people, DO NOT LET HIM SPEAK OFF SCRIPT!!!!!!!

Posted by: GarandFan at November 08, 2008 12:18 AM (eJ32B)

202 @195
I forgot about that.  Man that is a helluva face he was making there.  Jester is appropriate I'd say...if we photoshopped it onto some transsexual porn that would be more akin to a liberal hatchet job...and also awesome.

Posted by: blankminde at November 08, 2008 12:19 AM (8HH1K)

203 69: Krauthammer was right. Listen to it again, and don't listen for the Nancy Reagan part. It the earlier part. No one asked him if he'd consulted "living" presidents - who'd even think of a stupid question like that? HE was the one who was stumbling and bumbling over his answer, and tried to get fancy by embroidering it with more words, and HE said that he'd consulted all the "living" presidents. Then either he picked up on the reactions, or he realized himself that he'd just said a really boneheaded thing, and he panicked and tried to bluff his way out of it. He couldn't just be a professional and go on as if nothing had happened, and he didn't go for the self-deprecating "What am I saying? Of course they're living!" He had to cast around for someone else to use as a human shield - and he couldn't even get that right, as he mixed up Nancy Reagan with Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Dr Mabuse at November 08, 2008 12:19 AM (AVYqB)

204 >zeke:  "Thanks to (sic) the free session, but you couldn't be more wrong.  I have as little insecurity about by real personal preferences as I have interest in discussing them in this forum."<

Denial is the first sign.

Posted by: SlaveDog at November 08, 2008 12:19 AM (6Gy0q)

205 Wow, it's like every thread has its own KOS ASSHOLE! Two threads down, there's a little asswipe called "Nick".

Posted by: Ad rem at November 08, 2008 12:20 AM (k0/Sa)

206 No denial, just the facts. I like balls. Big, hairy ones.

Posted by: zeke at November 08, 2008 12:25 AM (4PRBG)

207 Did anyone else think he looked like hell?

I suppose getting his first national security briefings kinda took the spring out of his step.   Joe Biden doesn't look like a happy camper, does he?

Posted by: mrp at November 08, 2008 12:28 AM (HjPtV)

208

Posted by: zeke at November 08, 2008 12:11 AM (4PRBG)

Ah- so you ARE bothered by sophomoric comments- just like the one Obama made about Mrs. Reagan. Who hadn't said jack-all to or against the Jug-Eared Messiah. Are ya feelin' it just a little bit, son?  Maybe have some inkling of an idea why we're ticked about this?

Posted by: Bill H at November 08, 2008 12:28 AM (q8CmE)

209 I can't stay long this time. My butt is sore from our big Obama party this weekend.

Posted by: J_Gocht at November 08, 2008 12:28 AM (Z341S)

210 >Nicole:  I can't help but notice that elderly white women also bring out some of the worst in him.  Hell, even middle-aged (Palin) and newly minted "seniors" (Hillary).<

>SlaveDog: I think what you're on to is what seems to be Obama's dislike of strong white women. 

He's still pissed at his mother for abandoning him to globe-trot.

Which is fine.  But get some fucking therapy, and stop bashing widows, flipping off your opponents, and treating your female staff like shit.  Act like a man, Barry, you juvenile piece of garbage.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at November 08, 2008 12:28 AM (x5Q9Y)

211 I guess I am the only one who noticed that the press conference was 20 minutes late in starting. I guess we are going from being on time, to Obama Time. WTF could have been so important for the President-Elect to be doing to delay  his first presser. The media will kiss his ass for the most part, but when he starts screwing with their programming schedule, they will get pissed.
That along with the joke about Nancy Reagan reinforces his lack of class.

Posted by: mrcaniac at November 08, 2008 12:33 AM (Rbulg)

212

Does that mean that nick is all tuckered out and adults are now free to post without fear of some attack from their flank?

We can only hope so.

Why do we waste so much time on people that bait us?  If we ignore them completely that's an even bigger insult than to engage.  And I am as guilty of taking the bait as anyone, so maybe we all should take a new tactical approach.  Let's call it .....if a tree falls in the forest and nobody hears it did make a sound? IATFITFANHIDIMAS?

OK, maybe too complicated, but you get the drift. Maybe Troll Alert Troll Alert Ignore the Troll TATAIT.

Tossing it out there.  You fine morons decide.

Posted by: pistolero at November 08, 2008 12:33 AM (hBUN7)

213 Posted by: Dr Mabuse at November 08, 2008 12:19 AM (AVYqB)

Fortunately, his leg-tingling Drive-By MSM sycophants are eager to cover for his asininity by praising it as "looseness."

Posted by: Kensington at November 08, 2008 12:34 AM (xFNQx)

214 Instead of the flaming skull Ace should use the Urkle "did I do that" tag line.

I'm sure there is a cleaner version out there but here it is if you have blocked it out.
http://tiny.cc/SWnav

It will fit nicely with the scorched earth the O leaves in his wake and the utter absence of understanding that it is actually his fault.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at November 08, 2008 12:34 AM (MOdlB)

215

Typical Photoshop Obama Gaffe picture ... dressed like a two bit commie dictator, with a woman's foot in his mouth, high heeled.

Caption includes stuttering

Posted by: Cromagnum at November 08, 2008 12:34 AM (j5MnB)

216 "I suppose getting his first national security briefings kinda took the spring out of his step."

I'll say.  I had no idea there really are maniac Islamic fanatics plotting aggressively to murder us all.  I thought President Bush was just fear-mongering.  Gosh, Joe, what do we do now?  Joe?

Rahm? 

Michelle?

Anyone?

Posted by: Barack Obama at November 08, 2008 12:37 AM (xFNQx)

217 Oh crap the point that I forgot to attach to my 214
193 How can we mock him without sinking to BushHitler levels?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at November 08, 2008 12:38 AM (MOdlB)

218 God love ya, I tried warning all those idiots that something bad was coming.  Why the Hell didn't they listen?  What are they, cult members or something?

What am I saying?  Everybody, stand up for the cult members!  God love ya.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 08, 2008 12:39 AM (xFNQx)

219 President Elect Obama, I salute you with my erect penis!

P.S. Call me whenever, handsome. Even at 3am.

Posted by: J_Gocht at November 08, 2008 12:42 AM (Z341S)

220 That misogynist idiot makes me want to name my firstborn Reagan.

"Hey, Reagan! Go kick the ass of that brat named after Barry."

Posted by: Amanda at November 08, 2008 12:46 AM (WHzLu)

221 I guess I am the only one who noticed that the press conference was 20 minutes late in starting. I guess we are going from being on time, to Obama Time.
Posted by: mrcaniac at November 08, 2008 12:33 AM (Rbulg)

Clinton was the same way: an undisciplined punk who couldn't ever show up on time.  The POTUS as self-centered fratboy.

Posted by: Kensington at November 08, 2008 12:50 AM (xFNQx)

222

A new day…
A new time…!
You must believe…!

 

Nope- still well before midnight here. But I do know that a man has to believe in something, J_. I believe I'll have another beer, thank you.

Posted by: Bill H at November 08, 2008 12:51 AM (q8CmE)

223

Obi was compared to Mr Haney from Green Acres once on this blog, but he actually sounds like rambling boob Hank Kimball. 

"I talked to all the ex-Presidents. Well, not actually all of them. Some of them are dead and all. Bill wasn't home, so I guess I just talked to one. Of course, I did all the talking, I really just talked at him."

Hank had the unusual quality of being very educated, but not really knowing what to do with all the information.

Posted by: Captain Atom at November 08, 2008 12:54 AM (Gc1ql)

224 Did I ever tell you guys about the time I took on the head of Cobrak Kai and took him out with one punch?

Posted by: J_Gocht at November 08, 2008 12:56 AM (Z341S)

225 Posted by: Bill H at November 08, 2008 12:51 AM (q8CmE)

Billo...
There's a whole enviornment out there for the investor...!

Posted by: J_Gocht at November 08, 2008 01:01 AM (Z341S)

226

Kind of off –topic but still related to Our Dear Leader:

Why haven’t we begun vetting Rahm Emmanuel?  I think we need to vet every single one of Barry’s cabinet appointments - Joe the Plumber style. The media is now full on personal cheerleader apologist mode for the guy.  It’s sickening and frankly, really patronizing to him.  They treat him like a child that needs to be coddled and protected. (But that’s kind of typical of many libs with respect to minorities. The soft bigotry of low expectations indeed.)  I have zero hope the MSM will regain the tiny bit of journalistic integrity they had before Our Dear Leader decided to run for POTUS.   Hell, it’s our patriotic duty to pick up the slack for the fourth estate.  Let’s do it for Joe and every other person Barry’s Brown shirts harassed during this election season.

Posted by: Tversky at November 08, 2008 01:07 AM (btioc)

227 In addition to my Special Forces training, I have won 38 games of Battleship in a row against Mother.

Posted by: J_Gocht at November 08, 2008 01:07 AM (Z341S)

228

Perhaps I'm too easily amused, but I always crack up when someone posts under "Barack Obama, Michelle Obama, Joe Biden, Mainstream Media, Helen Jones-Kelley"...I dunno why, it gets me every time.  Soon someone can post under his dog's name.  Which will probably be Karl Barx.

Posted by: Nicole at November 08, 2008 01:12 AM (3txVD)

229 Mother made me scrambled eggs today for breakfast and I got to have extra kepchupses

Posted by: J_Gocht at November 08, 2008 01:14 AM (Z341S)

230

Barney ain't got nothin on me, bitch. 

Posted by: Karl Barx at November 08, 2008 01:15 AM (Hjij/)

231 Insurgents in Iraq ask Obama to pull US troops immediately:

http://tinyurl.com/6cya5y


Posted by: Dr. Remulak at November 08, 2008 01:15 AM (uRJeB)

232

49 "I've actually worn Megyn Kelly's glasses."

Uhhh...when you gave them back were they are smeared and munged up, and stuff?

Hope so.

 

Posted by: fulldroolcup at November 08, 2008 01:19 AM (aLDzD)

233 For what he said about Nancy Reagan - OBAMA IS A SCUM-BAG PLAIN AND SIMPLE!!! 

May he live an incredibly long and sufferable life.  I did not hate Obama, I didn't even wish the guy ill, until he used the Reagan name as the butt of a joke.  But, now I HATE him!!! 

OBAMA might not realize it yet but he now has 57,000,000 American voters who flate out, utterly HATE him. 

Posted by: TEDD NYC at November 08, 2008 01:20 AM (5Znqo)

234 Are Barry's Hamas buddies gonna mind that he picked a JOOO as his chief of staff? Or are self-hating Jooos okay?

Posted by: Kathy from Kansas at November 08, 2008 01:25 AM (Prdx7)

235 Tedd, I doubt that he cares. He probably even relishes it.
 

Posted by: Dr. Remulak at November 08, 2008 01:25 AM (uRJeB)

236

Flying Double Gaffe with 1/2 Twist -- 8.5

Hillary Clinton did the seances.  Nancy Reagan did astrology.

"I'm coming Weezy"  heh.

 

Posted by: starboardhelm at November 08, 2008 01:26 AM (4r9Vh)

237

41 "Paul Volcker was the genius that presided over stagflation in the Carter admin. Hope Change Obama."

Well, he was Chairman of the Federal Reserve under both Carter (ptui! no pbuh!), and then Reagan.  Under the latter he's credited with ending stagflation, reducing inflation from  13.5% in 1981 to 3.2% by 1983, but at the cost of a recession and high unemployment.

You can argue with his policies, but under Reagan he moved the economy off the dime and eventually into recovery. 

But that was then , this is now.  He's 81 years old, fer chrissake!! 

Posted by: fulldroolcup at November 08, 2008 01:27 AM (aLDzD)

238 @ 231
Channeling Joe Biden no doubt.  I hope he had no idea just how serious shit is in the world and he's sobbing quietly in his ill-gotten estate.

Posted by: blankminde at November 08, 2008 01:27 AM (8HH1K)

239

Barney ain't got nothin on me, bitch. 

Posted by: Karl Barx at November 08, 2008 01:15 AM (Hjij/)

 

STFU, Karl. You're the one that started all this.

Posted by: Mao Zhi-tsu at November 08, 2008 01:37 AM (q8CmE)

240

I'm tellin' you:  this ballet dancer thing and Rahm , it's makin' my gaydar throb and pulse wildly!!

He's Roy Cohn's avatar!!!

'Don't care if he has a wife and five kids.  She's a beard, and his kids were fathered using a turkey baster.

Posted by: fulldroolcup at November 08, 2008 01:38 AM (aLDzD)

241 Posted by: Nicole at November 08, 2008 01:12 AM (3txVD)

Ha ha, me, too.  Cracks me up most times.  I especially enjoy when Alexander Hamilton and Aaron Burr stop by, too.  Funny, and it makes me feel like an intellectual, too.

Posted by: Kensington at November 08, 2008 01:41 AM (xFNQx)

242 Captain Atom,
Didn't really remind me of Mr Haney, more like Mr Hankey.

Posted by: mrcaniac at November 08, 2008 01:45 AM (Rbulg)

243 And oh yes:  based on my analysis,  zeke should be calling Emanuel at the House office building, stat!!!

Posted by: fulldroolcup at November 08, 2008 01:48 AM (aLDzD)

244

"Clinton was the same way: an undisciplined punk who couldn't ever show up on time.  The POTUS as self-centered fratboy."

Unfortunately that disaster had the dumbest luck of anybody in history. He inherited the Republican victory in the Cold War and a recovering economy. As he's leaving office the stock market/tech bubble was collapsing, Second Infitada was beginning. corporate scandals yet uncovered, emaciated intelligence services and military and of course 9/11 will always be more on him than Bush no matter how anyone tries to spin it. But the Mediacrat cocksuckers spin that entire era as one of 'peace and prosperity' as if Democratic policies somehow led to that era of supposed abundance.

Posted by: andrew at November 08, 2008 01:53 AM (Jfdb6)

245 I really don't think he's malicious.  He's simply an arrogant, self-absorbed fool.  Trying to be light, but because he's a prick can only be mean.  He knew it was Hillary, too, and knew he couldn't say that so he grasped for Nancy

That makes me feel much, much better that he's really NOT the evil genius commie.  No, seriously.  I'm very glad to see he's just a bumblefuck.  Imagine if he was competent with that kind of background

Posted by: moronizer at November 08, 2008 02:00 AM (n++Yj)

246

245: "bumblefuck" 

(a term we first encountered in that hilarious Hillary/Hitler  "Final Days" send-up)

leads to:

"Barack Obumblefuck"

Perfect.

 

 

Posted by: fulldroolcup at November 08, 2008 02:16 AM (aLDzD)

247 I hope people don't stop demanding to know who is trash talking Palin. Life should not go on for the RNC, the pundits, and various assholes.

If they don't give us the names, then they themselves are guilty. I also want to start rumors about the obama etc. They have the msm in their pocket and the msm is perpetuating this shit.

Posted by: 48 Percenter at November 08, 2008 02:18 AM (XcrOy)

248 There's already one dog in the Obama family (Michelle), why get two?

Posted by: 48 Percenter at November 08, 2008 02:19 AM (XcrOy)

249  
That makes me feel much, much better that he's really NOT the evil genius commie.  No, seriously.  I'm very glad to see he's just a bumblefuck.  Imagine if he was competent with that kind of background

While the lefties tried to portray Bush 43 as a "bumblefuck", they at least could point to Cheney as his puppetmaster....while they hated Cheney, they never called HIM stupid. We can't even do that, Biden isn't Darth Vader, he's Jar-Jar Binks.
Add in Reid and Pelosi...how the fuck did we lose to these people?



Posted by: Dr. Remulak at November 08, 2008 02:36 AM (uRJeB)

250 "That makes me feel much, much better that he's really NOT the evil genius commie.  No, seriously.  I'm very glad to see he's just a bumblefuck.  Imagine if he was competent with that kind of background."

That's the best case scenario, and it is my greatest hope.

"Add in Reid and Pelosi...how the fuck did we lose to these people?"

The Democrats successfully bred a dependent electorate.

Posted by: Christoph at November 08, 2008 03:09 AM (hawOV)

251 Christophe, you may be right, but I'm still somewhat amazed by the Dem ascendancy. Were the Pubs, and Bush, really bad enough to warrant what we face on January 20, 2009? I know, the pendulum swings, McCain was a terrible candidate, Bush didn't defend himself, Larry Craig, Dem-lite policies,  blah blah blah...but this?

I mean, come on, Senator Al fucking Franken.

Being drunk isn't comforting me, it's making it worse. I need a hug.

:collapses on floor:


Posted by: Dr. Remulak at November 08, 2008 03:17 AM (uRJeB)

252 When you lose the schools you lose the people.

Posted by: Travis at November 08, 2008 03:20 AM (uOj//)

253 Obama "Nancy Reagan's seances" = Hillary' seances

Kerry "Nixon's War" = Vietnam, started by JFK

Posted by: Harun at November 08, 2008 03:20 AM (yGBjT)

254 and idiots say let's give this piece of shit a chance? fuck that

Posted by: YRM at November 08, 2008 03:46 AM (004wR)

255

Add in Reid and Pelosi...how the fuck did we lose to these people

 

Didn’t we just spend the past several days answering that question?  We lost because we allowed the fucking illegitimate press to make our nomination via the GOP stupid primary rules.

 

We got a candidate who was even stupider than theirs. I had said all along that this election was a contest between two stupid people who were both trying to see who could out-stupid the other one.

 

We found out didn’t we.

Posted by: Vic at November 08, 2008 04:14 AM (Qd7GC)

256

Were the Pubs, and Bush, really bad enough to warrant what we face on January 20, 2009? I know, the pendulum swings, McCain was a terrible candidate, Bush didn't defend himself, Larry Craig, Dem-lite policies,  blah blah blah...but this?

Here are the rules (as followed by the nation's new party, the Media Democrats): If we, the electorate, vote in Republicans, they will spend every waking hour -- and even the hours while we're sleeping -- telling us "Republicans are bad. You screwed up. Republicans are bad. You screwed up." Every Republican mistake will be shouted from the rooftop. Every Democrat mistake will be buried and obfuscated.

That's why we're told (over and over again by our Media Democrats) that we're supposed to vote Democrat because of Larry Craig or Mark Foley or Bush or what-have-you. Meanwhile, we're also told that Tim Mahoney and William Jefferson and Charlie Rangel and Jim McGreevy and Eliot Spitzer and Barney Frank and Ted Kennedy and Chris Dodd and Fannie Mae and ACORN are just teeny, tiny isolated incidents that barely affect anyone and we should just move along -- oh, and of course, vote for Democrats.

The template is so simple and predictable: When Republicans are in office, they will tell us we're miserable and the country sucks. When Democrats are in office, they'll tell us about all the rainbows and butterflies.

Have you ever noticed that when a Republican gets in trouble, the media in mass do stories on "How will this affect other Republicans?" Have you ever seen a story like that when a Democrat gets into trouble?

Honestly, it's reached a point where I will now be a straight-ticket voter for life. Screw these people for thinking they can manipulate me into voting for garbage (in this state, it's Fast Eddie Swindell and Bobby Casey) just by ripping on Republicans all the time.

Posted by: PABeth at November 08, 2008 04:24 AM (Wf7Cc)

257

Posted by: Kensington at November 08, 2008 01:41 AM (xFNQx)

 

I keep waiting to hear some sage advice from Lincoln.  Does he ever stop by?

Posted by: Nicole at November 08, 2008 04:43 AM (3txVD)

258 and if you had called him a "mutt" you'd be called racist right?

Posted by: dave bones at November 08, 2008 06:21 AM (P/R17)

259

Laura Ingram filling in for O’Reilly is blasting the Republican Party for the past two elections. I guess since Fox can’t bash the One they have to bash the Party for losing to him.

Posted by: Vic at November 08, 2008 06:42 AM (Qd7GC)

260 Roy,

I have to add the Acorn to the ChimpyObamaMarxistHitlerAcorn to the annointed one's nickname as Acorn is Obama's Halliburton.  Nothing racist about it, it's just derived from deranged libtard moonbats.

Posted by: BillyBob at November 08, 2008 07:58 AM (v9vTw)

261
Yeah, like I said, if Nancy Reagan was alive today she would be bringing the Ouija board.

<silence>

No I mean if she was dead....

<deafening silence>

I mean the dog is gonna be with..mutts....and that when I ...uh.. ....

OK it's kinda like when George Jefferson was getting bad news he'd grab his chest and say 'lizabeth..I'm coming..

: /

Rahm...please can you tap dance?

Where's Joe?

Posted by: Barrying the funny at November 08, 2008 08:15 AM (Am6n/)

262 Very impressive group of lunatics.Keep spoutin',maybe you can all become teapots someday.

Posted by: pete penguin at November 08, 2008 08:42 AM (656nk)

263 Oh great! The American people have elected a gawky adolescent as president. Now we have for years of being governed by Steve Stifler to look forward to.

Posted by: paulejb at November 08, 2008 09:02 AM (3Rs3U)

264 The President's wife is fair game - good.

Posted by: TomJW at November 08, 2008 09:38 AM (XBGrP)

265 Um Uh Er Uh Um ER UHuh X 4 years.

I'm gonna puke.

Posted by: torabora at November 08, 2008 09:50 AM (f+xTz)

266 KLASSY

Posted by: MDH3 at November 08, 2008 09:53 AM (hHSMt)

267

Hoping all you AoSHQ morons will join me in my boycott of any conservative commentator who says or writes "While we may disagree with Barack Obama on issues, we should all congratulate him on his our  Historic AchievementTM of duping the American public with shameless bias and 24/7 brainwashing."

There, Kathy.  Fixed it for ya. 

Obama is a disgusting man with no decency.  He's so unpresidential, it's astounding.  In the coming months, it will only be worse.  Unfortunately, I'm one of those who believe the honeymoon will not end w/ the msm.  I've never in my life seen anything like the slobbering idiots that are our current media...for the most part.  It's Matthews & Couric replicated over and over and over...just different faces and different names. 

Posted by: Twinks at November 08, 2008 09:59 AM (7QUxD)

268 Ridiculing a frail elderly widow? She’s done more for this country than you’ve ever thought of, Mr. Mouth. That’s the only damn thing you’ve ever run except that Annenberg Charity for Commies by Commies.

And I wouldn’t be ridiculing anyone’s spiritualism if I were you, given that you spent 20 years in a Voodoo Hate Church listening to that Anti-Semetic witch doctor Jeremiah Wright damn America, preach black segregationism and condemn “middle-classness” while driving the Mercedes from the mansion to the designer dashiki store.

I’ve never heard you mock the wretched beliefs of our enemies or even the half-baked a l’Orange lunacies of your quack allies Huey, Dewey and Louie Farrakhan. But you’ll pick on a little old lady.

That’s the mark of an arrogant bully. That’s not ‘Denzel’–it’s Fidél.

I hope it was as good for you as it was for me, cos’ the honeymoon’s over, jerk.

Posted by: Noel at November 08, 2008 10:44 AM (4gHqM)

269 This is a long way back, but:

#51 Kensington: it's a class thing.  The original leak omitted the bathrobe part and was simply "Palin answered the door herself".  That in itself is considered horrifying to our would-be aristocrats (that's what servants and staffers are for!).  Someone along the leak chain knew the game would be up if it went out that way (even Shep would've been "huh?") so they added the bathrobe.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 08, 2008 11:38 AM (pg/HS)

270 Yeah well, he lets the mask slip once in a while and a guy with his overwhelming sense of self importance is not going to be able to restrain his true nature all the time. He can rely on the press to smooch him and make it all better as best they can in a hurry (like the AP story that focused on how he called her up and they are supposedly great friends now), but that's not going to last forever.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 08, 2008 11:42 AM (0+Ggj)

271 Nice to see this retarded monkey living up to all our expectations. Seance, eh? What a jerkoff. It was Shrillary who talked to the dead. Besides, if the White House is haunted as some say it is, how smart is it to taunt the spirits in your first press conference. I mean it's not like black folks have the bravest reputation when confronted with something creepy and spooky. Are you listening, Abe? MoBama needs to learn some respect.

Posted by: Heyoka at November 08, 2008 12:40 PM (C3AbA)

272

Thers nothing weird about having seances and astrologers in the white house! Right?

(2 of 3)
To this day, Nancy's Friend continues to influence the President's schedule. For the Reagan-Gorbachev Washington summit, she cast the charts of both men and determined that 2 p.m. on Dec. 8, 1987, was the most propitious moment for them to sign the intermediate-range nuclear forces treaty. At Nancy's behest, the entire summit was built around that hour. For the upcoming Moscow summit, Gorbachev's chart (he is a Pisces) has been recast alongside Reagan's (Aquarius).

Posted by: slavelover at November 08, 2008 02:47 PM (qyHOB)

273

If your gonna make a joke at least keep it classy; John Mccain

"Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly?
Because her father is Janet Reno."

Arizona Republic's Murphy reports, Sen. John McCain (R-AZ)
"formally apologized" to Pres. Clinton on 6/12 "for a crass joke
he made earlier in the week at the expense of" Hillary Rodham
Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and AG Janet Reno. McCain spokesperson
Nancy Ives "said a letter of apology had been hand-delivered to
the" WH. Ives "would not repeat the joke that landed McCain in
hot water": "I don't feel comfortable telling you. He feels
awful, and he regrets that he said it ... I just can't repeat
it." Political "sources told the Republic the joke went
something like this: Do you know why Chelsea Clinton is so ugly?
Because Janet Reno is her father." WH Press Sec. Mike McCurry
said 6/12 that Clinton considered McCain's apology letter to be
heartfelt: "The president certainly understands how you get
caught saying things you ordinarily wouldn't have said." McCurry
"said Clinton may have even called McCain to assure him there
were no hard feelings" (6/13).
A "PREORDAINED PRINCE"
Arizona Republic's Montini writes, "Those rib-tickling
yukmeisters of the Washington press corps are about to apply
several coats of monkeyshine on the tarnished shell of their
preordained prince of presidential candidates. ... Don't expect
the national press to criticize" McCain for the joke. "McCain
has been crowned. He can do no wrong" (6/14).

Posted by: slavelover at November 08, 2008 03:07 PM (qyHOB)

274

Nice to see this retarded monkey living up to all our expectations. Seance, eh? What a jerkoff. It was Shrillary who talked to the dead. Besides, if the White House is haunted as some say it is, how smart is it to taunt the spirits in your first press conference. I mean it's not like black folks have the bravest reputation when confronted with something creepy and spooky. Are you listening, Abe? MoBama needs to learn some respect.

 

I get your point- the Jug-Eared Messiah needs to be taught to respect. But please- ease up on the race thing. It isn't cool.

Posted by: Bill H at November 08, 2008 03:23 PM (q8CmE)

275 Probably won't get read cause I'm late to the party again, but I think it explains everything.

http://www.faithfreedom.org/obama.html

This is Ali Sina's discussion of pathological narcissism and what leaders infected with it  do to nations who win this particular lottery. Very prescient and foreboding.
And lengthy.  It explains (to me, at least) why everyone not mesmerized by the Messiah is getting that creepy feeling.  Also perhaps why gun sales are going through the roof.

He also has a petition to get all candidates a mental health evaluation before they are allowed to run for high office.  Alas, it was written in late September, and I didn't get to sign.

God save us from this whackjob.

Posted by: derak at November 08, 2008 04:16 PM (wbf+h)

276 What amazes me is that some Reagan-hating hack writes a book about what allegedly happens in the White House and every leftist on earth buys it. Gospel truth, he wouldn't lie!

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