Iowahawk Beams with Pride That America Has Looked Past Race to Elect a Corrupt, Dangerous, Naive and Unqualified President

It's like prosecutors joke darkly when they convict an innocent man: Anyone can convict a guilty man. It takes real legal talent to convict the innocent.

And similarly, any nation could elect a qualified and nonterrifying black President.

America is a special country for going for the Jeremiah Wright's and Bill Ayers' most famous disciple.

We might have elected more qualified blacks to the presidency -- Colin Powell, Michael Steele, the guy who does the funny sound effects in the Police Academy movies -- but we went for the guy who would do his level best to demolish the country.

I couldn't be prouder.

Posted by: Ace at 08:11 PM

Comments

1 Did I ever tell you about the time I had a couple Pabst Blue Ribbons with Iowahawk?

Oh, only about 40 or 50 times? Oh well.

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at November 06, 2008 08:15 PM (kKgTD)

2 When Jon Stewart's expiration date finally comes up, I nominate Iowahawk to be his replacement.

Posted by: Teleprompter Messiah at November 06, 2008 08:17 PM (+L1YR)

3 We just couldn't resist the challenge!

Posted by: gebrauchshund at November 06, 2008 08:20 PM (pY77a)

4 Yes We Can!

Posted by: SAZMD at November 06, 2008 08:21 PM (eE8hw)

5 What he said.

Posted by: The Pancake at November 06, 2008 08:23 PM (nug4S)

6 Iowahawk could kick my ass.

Posted by: Ike Turner at November 06, 2008 08:26 PM (GhwKr)

7 One small step for man. One giant leap for mankind... into the abyss.

Our enemies are chomping at the bit: Putin may return to Kremlin in '09

Thanks, Biden, for the heads up.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 06, 2008 08:27 PM (sI5Ho)

8 Yes, we could've.

Posted by: tachyonshuggy at November 06, 2008 08:27 PM (JBuzy)

9 If the country somehow survives as a functioning republic, the founding fathers are automatically granted sainthood.
I can do it- I'm a Catholics who actually didn't vote for infanticide!

Posted by: jjshaka at November 06, 2008 08:27 PM (qciQ/)

10 That was a thing of beauty.

Posted by: robtr at November 06, 2008 08:27 PM (C6ME0)

11 Don't you think it is bizarre that suddenly the MSM is starting to maybe wake up from their Kool Aid coma? Makes you wonder if those nuts on the conspiracy sites talking about brainwashing were not so dumb after all.

Posted by: incredulous at November 06, 2008 08:28 PM (zplc6)

12 I still fail to see why everyone makes such a big deal about a uni prof. who has a radical past. Here in oz we are overjoyed that America seems to be coming back to some wisdom again and rejecting the god-bothering nonsense that the once-great Republicans have let themselves be infected by (ie Dobson et al - that sorry lot).

Lose the religious nuts (like Palin) and you'll be getting somewhere on the right.

Posted by: Rob Davidson at November 06, 2008 08:29 PM (I5HOJ)

13 oh, sent the article around in a mass mail. very clever that.

Posted by: incredulous at November 06, 2008 08:29 PM (zplc6)

14
A co-worker was fired today. I asked a young co-worker why, clearly knowing where I was going with it.
She said he made a lot of mistakes cause he didn't have enough experience.

I said exactly, experience matters yet people elected a president with no experience.
She said no one in this election had experience.

OMG. I told her Mccain had lots of experience and won the war the Iraq.
Then she mentioned how spoiled her brother was and expects people to take care of him.
We need to raise the voting age.

Posted by: politicalmuse at November 06, 2008 08:31 PM (kLKnf)

15 That was glorious.

Posted by: alexthechick at November 06, 2008 08:32 PM (9lZg2)

16 Can I say now that I think Frank Luntz and his toupe were totally in the tank for BO from day 1 and fox news allowed him to ramble on knowing this.

Posted by: incredulous at November 06, 2008 08:33 PM (zplc6)

17 politicalmuse: "We need to raise the voting age."

A competency test would be nice, too.

I mean for the voters, you understand. Candidates can remain exempt.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 06, 2008 08:34 PM (sI5Ho)

18 Lose the religious nuts (like Palin) and you'll be getting somewhere on the right.

Hey, thanks for the advice, Rob. Now get back to work; those sheep aren't going to get over that fence by themselves!!

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at November 06, 2008 08:34 PM (kKgTD)

19 Palin/Michael Winslow '12!

Posted by: Lee at November 06, 2008 08:34 PM (Xb3DR)

20 CNN is stating that the same number of people voted this year and in 2004. I think our side stayed home.

Posted by: robtr at November 06, 2008 08:36 PM (C6ME0)

21 I was wondering if we could put some things to bed: Like -- now that a black man has been elected president, can we say black people also have "power" - so that intellectuals in academia can now accept that a Rev. Wright can be a racist too? See, there was this line in intellectual thought that decided it couldn't accept the gains hard achieved by the Civil Rights Movement. The defeat of segregation wasn't enough. They had to say the north had defacto segregation. And then as prosperity continued to bloom and racism kept being dealt severe blows, they came up with the theory that it was all about "power" --- power power power power.... And even though I was a poor, white, rural area bumpkin, I also had "power" because white people held all the "power" in the nation and used that "power" to oppress the "powerless" -- and so --- having no real "power" of my own, I was still a racist because "race + power = racism". Conversely, this new theory also began protecting people like Rev. Wright, because he was black, and thus not white, so thus had no "power" and thus could not be a racist. Now that Obama has "power" -- does that mean racism is dead? Or does it at least mean intellectuals can now start calling Rev. Wright a racist? (For the record, as the pastor of a big, wealthy church in a major US city, and with distribution of his views via a printing press and the internet and videos --- Rev. Wright has long held in his hands a vast amount of "power" more than myself --- but because I'm white and Republican and -- because only white people can have "power" in the US - I am the one the media calls racist --- when you would never, ever, ever hear me talking about people of another skin color anything close to what Rev. Wright did for his viewing masses.)

Posted by: usinkorea at November 06, 2008 08:39 PM (81SVw)

22 If it ends up being survival of the fittest, I win! So, bring it on.

Posted by: Amanda at November 06, 2008 08:40 PM (WHzLu)

Megyn Kelly is up on Fox and it's boner time!

She's not the schoolmarm tonight, but the tight fitting sweater is bitchin',

Posted by: Fish at November 06, 2008 08:42 PM (6Rihj)

I read somewhere today that Rahm was a ballet dancer when he was a Sarah Lawrence undergrad.

Any confirmation?

His later hyper-manliness has me wondering if we don't have another Roy Cohn here.

In any case, is it too soon to start claiming Barack's the puppet and that Rahm, Geffen , Soros et al are pulling his strings?

It only took a New York Second for the left to begin spreading that meme about Bush and Cheney.

Finally, has anyone looked at how Cuntette Wonkette is treating Palin?

Whew! That alleged female is a walking yeast infection.

Posted by: fulldroolcup at November 06, 2008 08:42 PM (aLDzD)

25 ...Al Sharpton, Flavor Flav, the Pine-Sol lady...

Posted by: Jim Treacher at November 06, 2008 08:45 PM (NV3P1)

26 I saw the ballet bit also but rahm also served in the IDF.

If true, that's one badass ballet dancer.

Posted by: icemike at November 06, 2008 08:45 PM (lT1JC)

27 Actually, Dick Cheney and his magnificent cock will be running the White House for O'Bambi.

Posted by: Fish at November 06, 2008 08:45 PM (6Rihj)

28 I think Iowahawk just reversed entropy and shattered the concept of Irony with that essay.

Posted by: adamthemad at November 06, 2008 08:47 PM (kIjlp)

29 Give Obama a chance, this is only the first Act in Oedipus. The DJIA loves Obama so much it decided to shed a 1000 points in two days.

Posted by: mossback at November 06, 2008 08:49 PM (in8Vs)

30 Did any of the liberals/conservatives who supported The One for affirmative action reasons (not to mention the 99.99 % of blacks who voted for him because of his race) ever think that, because of his inexperience, and he bombs spectacularly in office and or brought ruin to the country through ill-concieved ideas/actions it might actually set race relations back quite a ways.

Posted by: canuk at November 06, 2008 08:51 PM (vPj5M)

31 #12
Here in oz we are overjoyed...

I suspect you're still massaging a double handful of mutton fat into your crotch whilst wearing your Kevin 07 t-shirt too.

Posted by: lotocoti at November 06, 2008 08:52 PM (sZxsU)

I saw the ballet bit also but rahm also served in the IDF.

If true, that's one badass ballet dancer.

Rahm didn't serve in the IDF, he was born and raised in Chicago according to Wikipedia anyways

Posted by: robtr at November 06, 2008 08:52 PM (C6ME0)

33 We will take our screwing like Vikings!

Posted by: MCPO Airdale at November 06, 2008 08:54 PM (wba6w)

34 So Putin has figured out a way to be president of Russia again. Nice. How long before Lord Obama "fixes" that deep flaw in our Constitution?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 06, 2008 09:01 PM (bAz7Y)

35 I keep thinking Al Sharpton will make the rounds, giving his blessing, pope style, to all the white comedians who think they can't touch Obama because of the color of his skin.

Posted by: sears poncho at November 06, 2008 09:04 PM (F0d04)

36 Damn, wrong thread

Posted by: sears poncho at November 06, 2008 09:04 PM (F0d04)

Give Iowahawk your money.

Posted by: badvegetables at November 06, 2008 09:10 PM (xLsUC)

38 Look, it's single women who got Obama in. They voted for him 70-29, and voted in much greater numbers than previously.

America is like one giant bar, and single women choose whatever Alpha player impresses them with BS.

That's what this election was all about.

Posted by: whiskey at November 06, 2008 09:22 PM (4878o)

39 " So Putin has figured out a way to be president of Russia again. Nice. How long before Lord Obama "fixes" that deep flaw in our Constitution?"

Seems he already got around the citizenship obstacle, a few more extra terms will be easy.

Posted by: Gary at November 06, 2008 09:28 PM (eV1I0)

40 Sarah Lawrence????

Only two kinds of men go to Sarah Lawrence: lesbians and queers.

Posted by: Milesdei at November 06, 2008 09:29 PM (ACHxk)

41 The affirmative-action president is exactly like every affirmative-action prick I've ever dealt with.

Belligerent, incompetent, insecure, smug, boastful, irrational, a pathological liar, unreachable, superior, implacable, utterly destructive, convinced of his own greatness, and so fragile he's liable to shatter into a bazillion pieces at any time.

We're in for a hell of a bumpy ride, but since he's a generic affirmative-action prick who thinks he's above all laws and restraints, he's going to implode spectacularly.

Also, some young journalist is going to decide that the fame and fortune of bringing down the first affirmative-action president outweighs the pleasure of being his uncomplaining bitch for four or--God help us--eight years.

Posted by: Tom W. at November 06, 2008 09:38 PM (dOzJU)

I saw the ballet bit also but rahm also served in the IDF.

If true, that's one badass ballet dancer.

Rahm didn't serve in the IDF, he was born and raised in Chicago according to Wikipedia anyways

I got the IDF thing from Jonah over that the corner.... although he quotes a liberal reader....

Posted by: icemike at November 06, 2008 09:59 PM (lT1JC)

43 Iowahawk is on fire. I think he has stolen Ace's funny.

Posted by: pirate of the perineum at November 06, 2008 10:06 PM (rKSJ1)

44 Between this one and the T. Coddington Van Voorhees VII post a few days ago, Iowahawk is bringing teh funnay something serious.

Posted by: Andy at November 06, 2008 10:06 PM (B+HYX)

In such a short time already, it's already perfectly clear that my dogs' butt would make a better President than Obama.

This is a pathetic state of affairs!

Posted by: rrobin at November 06, 2008 10:12 PM (XWJh5)

46 Fabulous

Posted by: drjohn at November 06, 2008 10:13 PM (xmcdn)

38Look, it's single women who got Obama in. They voted for him 70-29, and voted in much greater numbers than previously.

For all AceHQ devotees it is no surprise that women vote not with their minds, but with their moistness.

It was ever so.

In her day, I'm told, even Susan B. Anthony was a wanton slut.

Just put one of those coins with her portrait onto your extensible male member.

You'll get tingly in a couple of seconds.

Posted by: fulldroolcup at November 06, 2008 10:34 PM (aLDzD)

48 Look, it's single women who got Obama in. They voted for him 70-29, and voted in much greater numbers than previously. America is like one giant bar, and single women choose whatever Alpha player impresses them with BS.

I think those women just wanted see what it was like to be screwed by a black guy. Can't blame them, just look at his beautiful, tanned skin.

Posted by: pirate of the perineum at November 06, 2008 10:34 PM (rKSJ1)

pirate of the perineum

Gets my vote for Best Nick Ever.

Heh

Posted by: fulldroolcup at November 06, 2008 10:41 PM (aLDzD)

CNN is stating that the same number of people voted this year and in 2004. I think our side stayed home.

The difference was that SINGLE women voted overwhelmingly for the fresh prince of Bill Ayres. Now, being a married woman and having been around the block, why would single women vote for this guy instead of McCain? Hmmm... Other than blantant ignorance, stupidity and koolaid. I can think of ONE thing and I think Oprah alluded to it.

Posted by: Haunches at November 06, 2008 10:48 PM (w2vfZ)

I think those women just wanted see what it was like to be screwed by a black guy. Can't blame them, just look at his beautiful, tanned skin.

I actually think you're right. I will gladly give up my right to vote if all the other woment do too. The sexier guy wins. And at the risk of sounding too geeky, lots of chicks had Spock fantasies; he was cool and unobtainable. I have to stop--I'm starting to get nauseated.

Posted by: Haunches at November 06, 2008 10:52 PM (w2vfZ)

Way I see it we could heat the entire country by having women get together to watch a Jumbo-tron of Obama.

All those crossed legs swinging, all those inner thighs rubbing, all those clits vibrating at 20,00 MZ -- and we got ourselves some major energy!!

Posted by: fulldroolcup at November 06, 2008 10:56 PM (aLDzD)

Look, it could have been a blow out to the 9s. Mac's effort was soooo dysfunctional as to be a screaming laugh when we read about it in the history books. The bumbling staffers. The bus tour(?- so 90s). The lack of support (see GOP power brokers). Shoe string budget ideas(see bus tour - no good deed goes unpunished). His own sense of ethical behavior (although laudable, it's the country's future we're talking about - take it to the mat... what - you took that beating in Hanoi for yourself?). Such a waste of effort ~~~

Posted by: dblwmy at November 06, 2008 11:20 PM (Q75X/)

Posted by: susanita at November 06, 2008 11:39 PM (Dw3vY)

Oops I meant to post: Iowahawk is funny.

As A single woman I am perplexed about my McCain vote...I think rich guys are sexy. And McCain is richer than Obama. So maybe that is why I voted Republican? It is probably in the back of my mind somewhere. That or my tax situation under Obama.

Obama already looks beat. In 4 years he will look 75. he is NOT sexy, he is a dork.

Also, I read that single women vote dem by the ton, until they buy a home... then they wise up. And I own a house.

Posted by: susanita at November 06, 2008 11:41 PM (Dw3vY)

Emmanuel apparently went to Israel for two weeks during the first gulf war, and in liberal land that makes him an expert.

Posted by: Biased Girl at November 06, 2008 11:50 PM (wlvY+)

57 I've said to several different people that I fully accept that Obama will be our president, and I'm going to give him a chance. I meant it, and I still mean it. I really do. But I saw a blurb somewhere that Obama was getting high-level security briefings to prepare him for office, and my gut feeling was absolute horror at the thought of him being trusted with state secrets. I think that my head and my gut are going to clash a lot over the next few years...

Posted by: jic at November 07, 2008 12:06 AM (IU1tz)

58 We've got some real talent there. When can we go back in the pen. It's kinda crowded out here with the rest of the illuminati liberal sheep.

Posted by: RJ at November 07, 2008 12:21 AM (7nbTg)

59 politicalmuse: "We need to raise the voting age."

A competency test would be nice, too.

How about a pulse and maybe some sign of brain activity?

Posted by: don_erico Knight of the Codpiece at November 07, 2008 01:02 AM (sDDDA)

60 The Iowahawk piece should win a Pulitzer Prize for commentary. And no, I am not kidding. The last paragraph may be the single best thing written in this entire campaign.

Posted by: rockmom at November 07, 2008 01:52 AM (iZqUY)

61 Yeah, this is an Iowahawk classic for sure, up there with "My Fair Blogger" and the Obamacles saga, two of my favorites. It's also somehow exactly the cathartic thing I've been needing to read since the election.

Posted by: Splunge at November 07, 2008 03:32 AM (qNO0T)

62 Colin Powell need not be on that list.

Posted by: Rick In Mass at November 07, 2008 06:39 AM (5x4wr)

63 I like it - humor for paranoid retards.

Posted by: Not at November 07, 2008 07:40 AM (8RYt8)

The democrats had a good number of qualified black canidates but choose OBama, so the next four years the country will suffer. The idea that the laughter will not flow generously is wrong the people with laugh until they cry, the media will not support laughter because it would insult their candidate.

Is Bill Maher still alive? He has a TV show? Who the hell every considered him a comic? He really watches him?

Posted by: Magic at November 07, 2008 09:05 AM (8NiWI)

65 I find it kinda funny that _now_, after eight years, the Right is getting around to be suspicious about corrupted, dangerous, naive, and unqualified Presidents.

I don't think you really care at all. Spent the past couple of years putting a corrupted, dangerous, naive, unqualified, unsocial, man up on a pedestal.

So, forgive me if I'm not convinced.

Posted by: Palooka at November 07, 2008 12:23 PM (QlZjK)

66 corrupted, dangerous, naive, and unqualified

Assert much?

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