Humor Break: Gay Gossip Columnist Still Oddly Fascinated by Woman's Vagina

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1 Why do I think this will all end with a white Bronco chase down the freeway?

Posted by: IreneFingIrene at November 04, 2008 04:28 PM (lhxhu)

2 Irene

I'm thinking its going to be more like the chase scene that ends Mad Max 2.

Posted by: Dr. Manhattan at November 04, 2008 04:34 PM (o1ZtJ)

Hey, Tim! Do the math on my dick.

They used to be my neighbors. I lived on 11th directly behind them. They saw my ASS often. I then moved to New England. ( their daughters were nice, though My neighborhood was a trip. Then like a typical white person, I sold out! Sweet.

Posted by: sickinmass at November 04, 2008 04:37 PM (/i4dU)

New confrontation between fox news and black panthers

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Posted by: William Amos at November 04, 2008 04:41 PM (lwvcf)

5 They had him listed as "Meat", but they confused him with "Meathead". It's an honest mistake. Those old liberals start to look and whine alike after a while.

Posted by: Roy at November 04, 2008 04:41 PM (cB77O)

Sullivan WANTS a vagina. He wants very badly to know the miracle of childbirth by squeezing a baby from his loins. At the same time, he's not sure why his weenie tingles when he sees Sarah Palin.

Posted by: Karen at November 04, 2008 04:44 PM (hO/XC)

7 OK before i was meh. But NOW I'm creeped out. WTF is with his obsession with her medical records.

ACE!

What is underlying this? Is this political? He used to be reasonable, and now he's carrying on about some "elusive" doctor?

Posted by: Dr. Manhattan at November 04, 2008 04:45 PM (o1ZtJ)

8 Starbucks is going to be pissed. They were told you couldn't even give free coffee to voters, much less artificial naughty bits.

Posted by: right at November 04, 2008 04:47 PM (pMGkg)

9 They don't make a rock small enough for that guy (Suckivan) to crawl under. What a bitter fag clinging to his fantasy vagina.

Posted by: Jack is Back! at November 04, 2008 04:47 PM (J3zIQ)

10 Can we get a "Celebration Meet-Up" thread?

Posted by: Editor at November 04, 2008 04:50 PM (GTpOW)

11 #7- he/she is left of Gay.

Posted by: sickinmass at November 04, 2008 04:50 PM (/i4dU)

12 Maverick got my vote but slipping his sleeve on my schwanz is a step to far.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 04, 2008 04:50 PM (VW9/y)

13 11

Yeah but being gay doesn't make you completely unhinged. I used to READ this guy. And LIKE reading him. Now I feel like he is a different person. Queerness ain't enough to explain it.

Posted by: Dr. Manhattan at November 04, 2008 04:52 PM (o1ZtJ)

14 #13-I will explain...he hasn't had it up the asshat lately.

Posted by: sickinmass at November 04, 2008 04:55 PM (/i4dU)

15 One day I won't have to do this.

Posted by: SlaveDog at November 04, 2008 04:56 PM (H6Jyg)

16 Cool, the American Flag next to a dildo. How patriotic! Guess that's for when we get fucked!

Posted by: AZDREAMER at November 04, 2008 05:01 PM (HkdrQ)

17 Good news out of MN. Low Obama turnout and good GOP turnout. If anyone knows anyone in MN, get those votes to the booth. Ace, MN is winnable.

Posted by: David at November 04, 2008 05:02 PM (HAdov)

18 At the same time, he's not sure why his weenie tingles when he sees Sarah Palin.

Bwah; can you imagine Andi getting apoplectic every time he pops a semi-boner when looking at Sarah, putting on a hairshirt and consuming large quantities of salt peter. The beagles must get extremely confused.

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 04, 2008 05:03 PM (m2sQh)

19 someone slap sullivan with a placenta...

Posted by: nygal at November 04, 2008 05:05 PM (+/c0N)

#13

The guy has just gone 'all in' on the Trig rumour. He has to keep pounding it or else he appears beaten.

Posted by: JimD at November 04, 2008 05:07 PM (j/wD+)

Off topic and disappointing to hear: Dennis Hopper easily charmed with words.

From IMDB.com (no source linked)

Dennis Hopper switched his political allegiance and pledged his support for Democrat Barack Obama, after the Illinois senator charmed him with kindness.

The pair met the day Obama kicked off his presidential campaign - and the Easy Rider star was stunned when the 47-year-old candidate took the time to talk about the actor's recently-deceased mother.

The incident - and his dislike of Republican vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin - convinced him to end his long support of the Republican party, and vote for the Democrats.

Speaking on Tuesday, the day of the election, Hopper says, "I voted for Obama.

"I've been a republican since Reagan and I stayed a long time, but Palin finally sent me over the other side."

He adds of his encounter with Obama: "My wife's been a big fan of Obama, and we met him the day he announced he was running for president. We saw him in Chicago. I was in an elevator with him, he turned to me and said, 'I know that your mother died a couple of months ago. I know your mother was from Kansas, my mother was from Kansas. I know what it's like losing a mother.' My wife had obviously said something to him, but I thought the fact the man had the presence in mind to think of me at that time, when he had so much going on - the day he announced he was running for president - it moved me."

Posted by: EC at November 04, 2008 05:08 PM (mAhn3)

22 AROOOOOOOOOO!!!*

* translation: Help! He fucks me when nobody's around!

Posted by: Sullivan's Beagle at November 04, 2008 05:08 PM (xFNQx)

23 19. I'll do IT

Posted by: sickinmass at November 04, 2008 05:11 PM (/i4dU)

24 Yeah, it's weird. Sullivan was one of the first blogs I started reading back in the day (circa, Fall 2001), and I found that I usually agreed with him more often then not.

"Hey, a gay religious conservative, cool."

And then, long about 2003 or so, I found that I was agreeing with him only about 35% of the time. And in 2004 he became a single issue drone. Everything was seen through the pink, distorting lens of gay marriage.

"Hey, a down-the-line liberal moonbat, who pretends to be a conservative. Not cool."

Now, sometime in the past year, he's gone completely, batshit, apefuck crazy.

"Hey, icky. Do. Not. Want."

I literally haven't been to his site in more than six months. I refuse to go on principal.

Posted by: DelD at November 04, 2008 05:11 PM (Yw/4J)

I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.

I'm testing whether there's a Homer quote to fit every post.

Posted by: polynikes at November 04, 2008 05:12 PM (m2CN7)

26 Sent the confused man the following email. Will publish any reply he gives, although I'll bet I'm way beneath his pay scale.

Are you aware of the HIV and syphilis status of Barack Obama? No records of either have ever been released by his treating physicians. He has never addressed them with the press. No reporter has ever even asked him about it.

(Which is exactly the point.) It's not mine (or your) privilege to know these things. Your obsession with personal medical records is disturbing to say the least. Not much more can be said about the matter without questioning your mental stability. Please give it up. Cold turkey, preferably. America will thank you, as will I. Give sanity a chance!

Posted by: dfbaskwill at November 04, 2008 05:13 PM (4L5Tl)

27 21. stop trolling

Posted by: sickinmass at November 04, 2008 05:15 PM (/i4dU)

28 I thought that this was funny. If you are a politically correct journalist, what do you call a black Canadian citizen?

http://tinylink.com/?dyyMBfPVnM

Posted by: WalrusRex at November 04, 2008 05:18 PM (DVVXZ)

29 McCain on Hannity right now, says he's optimistic, and the the models that the media have used are wrong.

Posted by: spypeach at November 04, 2008 05:19 PM (QwWKI)

21. stop trolling

Wha? I just read that today and all this time, I thought he was liberal pusswack. I had no idea he was one of us until this story broke. Well, if you can be pulled with a sad story to give up your politics, then you can be conned into anything.

Sorry Dennis. We hardly knew ye...

Posted by: EC at November 04, 2008 05:20 PM (mAhn3)

dennis hopper --from a republican to a socialist--all because obama remembered his mom??......it's like south korea,north korea--what's the difference----

I can understand dems going republican (reagan/puma) but wow--I can't get republicans going socialist......(parker,powell..etc)....it's so----> radical.

Posted by: nygal at November 04, 2008 05:22 PM (+/c0N)

32 Who put this dick on my back?

Posted by: toby928 at November 04, 2008 05:43 PM (evdj2)

33 toby928: "Who put this dick on my back?"

I can't believe I got that.

That's a Trivial Pursuit "Dirty Bird Edition" question waiting to be penned.

As to Mr(s). Gay Gossip Columnist Still Oddly Fascinated by Woman's Vagina, (s)he seems dangerously close to diagnosably pathological. The obsession is simply queer (no pun intended), if not nucking futs.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at November 04, 2008 05:59 PM (sI5Ho)

34
The really sad thing is that within a year, probably less, the moonbats will assume that Trig-Trutherism is gospel - and the MSM will go along. They see Palin as a potential threat, and therefore as one who must be destroyed: and they will do all in their power to do just that. This is scorched-earth politics, and regardless of whether McCain wins, we're going to be seeing a lot of it from now on.

Welcome to the Cook Countification of the USA.

Posted by: Brown Line at November 04, 2008 06:13 PM (OMiLl)

35 33. simply queer

Posted by: sickinmass at November 04, 2008 06:21 PM (/i4dU)

36 Tim Robbins can't vote......Heh.

I'll bet he blew off jury duty.

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38 here, man is fascist by heart

sad, maybe

who am i to say

might be why i got off

the sexual orientation spectrum ride

i'm just me

'thot it was so for everyone else

and then i see this and sigh

and question myself

still no answers

just know this kinda doua tribe

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