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(Posted and bumped with Ewok dispensation. Looks like the Dem fraud prediction is dead on. I'm heading out, so I'll probably miss the early exit poll frenzies. Get out the vote, and bag some trolls if you're here. And if you start to panic, read this.)

(All times Eastern)

1am: Overnight (11pm local time) McCain rally in Prescott, AZ.

6am: Polls begin opening for Election Day proper. Check your local jurisdiction for times.

~9am: Evidence of Election Day voter fraud by Dems (rigged machines, slashed tires, etc. etc.) starts trickling in. Media ignores it.

~Noon-2pm: First leaked exit polls purporting to show Obama up by 99 points in every state east of the Mississippi. Ace freaks out again. Axelturfers flood in.

1:45pm: Election Day morning (11:45am local time) McCain rally in Grand Junction, CO.

~3-5pm: Various and probably conflicting reports on turnout appear on teh internets. Ace has enough chemical assistance to calm down a bit.

~5-7pm: More baloney rumors of polls, exit polls, and projections. (Remember Zogby's 5pm call of a 311EV Kerry win?)

6pm: Polls begin to close in IN and KY (not completely, however).
7pm: Polls close completely in IN, KY, VA, SC, and GA. Media, based on horribly inaccurate exit polling and total bias, immediately calls Virginia for Obama.
(Note: If they immediately call Virginia for McCain, in all likelihood the race is over and we've won. Check the anchors' complexions... And if they start talking about how we're all racist.)

~7-9pm: Stories of long lines, disorder, and other excuses to keep polls open way late in urban areas of MO, OH, and other states appear. Media ignores cover for obvious fraud.

7:30pm: Repeat of 7pm with OH, WV, and NC. Again, in the unlikely event the nets are forced to call Ohio for McCain this early, it's over.

8pm: Repeat of 7pm with a whole bunch of states including PA, FL, and MO.

~9-10:30pm: Actual numbers (counted, not polled) start coming in for these early states. We begin to learn what's actually going on.

9:30pm: Obama's Grant Park ~~riot~~rally officially opens its doors. Hundreds of thousands of shambling Obots rendezvous outside for worship, rage, and braaaaaaaaaaaaaains.

11pm: Last polling places in contiguous 48 states close. I'm already either really drunk (happily or miserably) or out of nails to chew off or both.

Bottom line: Don't forget that a shitstorm of bad data is going to be flung out by the media, Axelturfers, and Eeyores tomorrow. Don't trust anything you hear, good or bad, until real counts start to appear. Drive McCain supporters to the polls, and do any other GOTV that your local office has planned.

I Will Try Not to Freak Out [ace]: Should be easier to avoid freaking out, as I'm kind of prepared for all the crap they're going to throw at us, and I'm also prepared for the worst.

I don't have any alcohol in the house, though. I should get some.

BTW, I don't agree that I "freaked out" all that much last time. I remember putting up the Kerry sneak exit polls showing him ahead, but quickly, and through the rest of the day, put up all the stuff debunking those exits.

Basically the site mentioned those exits for a half hour before denigrating them for the rest of the day.

Posted by: Open Blog at 01:23 PM

Comments

1 7am PST: Hesiodos begins to drink

Posted by: Hesiodos at November 03, 2008 06:07 PM (B0L2r)

2 Way before 7pm will be lawsuits to keep polls open.

In fact, we've seen one over in VA -today-.

Posted by: Al at November 03, 2008 06:09 PM (Lk931)

3 I just saw two GOP Trust PAC ads on my local Florida station within 3 minutes. One was about Wright, the other about Obama's drivers license for illegals plan.

Posted by: Benson at November 03, 2008 06:10 PM (qzcNU)

4 Tuesday 4AM: Olbermann calls the election for Obama 538-0.

Posted by: Kaitian at November 03, 2008 06:11 PM (d14cR)

5 Is O still going to be at Grant Park?

Posted by: HeatherRadish at November 03, 2008 06:11 PM (yG+tb)

6 Wow I like my hash cover, it seems to me it's saying "DICK"

Posted by: Kaitian at November 03, 2008 06:12 PM (d14cR)

7 4:20 pm: McCain starts begins surging in college towns as stoned, giggling students in mass numbers begin pulling the lever for McCain/Palin. When asked for their reasoning, they respond, "Man, that was, like, the funniest joke ever! We totally got you! Okay, man, like, give me back that ballot-thingy so I can really vote for Obama."

Posted by: Chris at November 03, 2008 06:12 PM (SiJV8)

8 Then a Rooney (FL 16 GOP) And now a McCain-Palin ad. Oh, and followed by a local GOP ad.

Posted by: Benson at November 03, 2008 06:12 PM (qzcNU)

9 please vet all comments through topsecretk9, all things will then be explained correctly

Posted by: Rob at November 03, 2008 06:12 PM (yQXE2)

10 Good work. I'll be out until 10 PM pacific time, at which point it will maybe be safe to check election returns. If it's "too close to call" at that hour, that means a McCain/Palin win, but they won't announce it until the Obama mob disperses out of Grant Park.

Posted by: funky chicken at November 03, 2008 06:12 PM (xyyHG)

11 5 Is O still going to be at Grant Park?

Obama has decided that there's going to be a bunch of idiots that will riot regardless and threatens his safety. /sarcasm

Posted by: Kaitian at November 03, 2008 06:12 PM (d14cR)

12 You forgot one: the media will report massive voting problems in minority districts in Missouri, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Virginia. The Dems will go to court and get emergency orders from Clinton judges, so that polling places in heavily Dem districts will stay open well past midnight. You never know how many more voters the Dems might find passed out on park benches.

Posted by: Kevin Gregory at November 03, 2008 06:13 PM (d9G9A)

13 Looks like I picked the wrong election year to give up sniffing glue!

Posted by: Steve McCroskey at November 03, 2008 06:13 PM (hMQke)

14 Kevin: see ~7-9pm

Posted by: someone at November 03, 2008 06:14 PM (zHoxL)

15 4 Tuesday 4AM: Olbermann calls the election for Obama 538-0.

Correction: Olbermann has revised his comment and says it will be 533-5 because no one likes the fucking mormons.

Posted by: Kaitian at November 03, 2008 06:14 PM (d14cR)

16 I'll check in from the great west side of Shitcago in the next couple of days to let you guys know how much shit they burn down when he loses.

Posted by: LtE113(Mike in Chicago) at November 03, 2008 06:14 PM (/L1AV)

17 When will the results of Dixville Notch, NH be released? Is it too early to start drinking/holstering my weapon?

Posted by: Dr.Cwac.Cwac at November 03, 2008 06:15 PM (EhpPw)

18 I'm debating what time to actually start paying attention tomorrow. I'm thinking of just going completely dark all day and doing some work I've been putting off, then checking in once evening comes around.

As for the odds of that happening, well...

Posted by: freakzilla at November 03, 2008 06:15 PM (Yy4/x)

19 The bogus exit polling data will kill Republican turnout in the West. Obama will end up winnign Colorado, New Mexico, and Nevada as a result. Of all the current "tossups" on RCP, McCain sweeps them all (really who in their right mind things Montana is a toss up? A 20 point swing since 2004?) except Virginia. Obama snags Virginia, but McCain pulls off a baffling upset in Pennsylvania. Unfortunately, that is not enough, and Obama squeaks out with a 270 over 268 EV victory, and a commanding 50% over 47% popular vote victory.

Think about it. There is no way that the exit polling will do anything but kill Republican turnout in the West. Unless we get "too close to call" in New Hampshire, Obama wins. Bah humbug.

Posted by: wooga at November 03, 2008 06:15 PM (t9sT5)

20 Sheesh Rob, vendetta much?

Posted by: Al at November 03, 2008 06:15 PM (Lk931)

21 I'm debating what time to actually start paying attention tomorrow. I'm thinking of just going completely dark all day and doing some work I've been putting off, then checking in once evening comes around.

As for the odds of that happening, well...

I got a dentist appointment tomorrow to get my last wisdom tooth removed. Ha!

Posted by: Kaitian at November 03, 2008 06:16 PM (d14cR)

22 Even if McCain wins VA with 70% of the vote, they won't call ANYTHING for him early.

Recall, in 2004, PA was called for Kerry by 8pm, however Kerry ended up winning the state by only ~10,000 votes.

Bush wins OH by ~120,000 and it's not "called" until the next day.

The Media WILL try and generate electoral chaos. They thrive on it.

Posted by: Techie at November 03, 2008 06:16 PM (EVMm7)

23 My wife's company has some big meeting Tues. night in downtown Chicago. I'm worried.

Posted by: CUS at November 03, 2008 06:17 PM (bbXZq)

24 "There is no way that the exit polling will do anything but kill Republican turnout in the West."

No way... Except for the fact that we already went through this bullshit in 2004.

Posted by: someone at November 03, 2008 06:17 PM (zHoxL)

25 "The West" is very heavy into absentee voting for pretty much this reason.

Posted by: Al at November 03, 2008 06:18 PM (Lk931)

26 Recall, in 2004, PA was called for Kerry by 8pm, however Kerry ended up winning the state by only ~10,000 votes.

Actually it was 145K votes.

Posted by: Kaitian at November 03, 2008 06:19 PM (d14cR)

27 How Im not throwing up right now is beyond me

Posted by: Mr. Happy at November 03, 2008 06:19 PM (waaUg)

28 I hear Oprah has already set-up the lawsuit program on voting machines when O loses

Posted by: East Bay Patriot at November 03, 2008 06:20 PM (t/GDA)

29 I kinda wish I had some prescription brain numbers for this. Debating whether I should get a case of beer or not.

Posted by: SamIam at November 03, 2008 06:20 PM (jl7C/)

30 "The West" is very heavy into absentee voting for pretty much this reason.

Washington State is almost 100% mail-in voting now.

Posted by: Kaitian at November 03, 2008 06:20 PM (d14cR)

31 I hear Oprah has already set-up the lawsuit program on voting machines when O loses

You mean vending machines?

Posted by: Kaitian at November 03, 2008 06:20 PM (d14cR)

32 My day off is arranged, my beer is already iced and my weapons are sparkling clean. After voting, I'm going to be at loose ends until the election is called.

Posted by: toby928 at November 03, 2008 06:21 PM (evdj2)

There is a God. It is raining like hell and temp has dropped 10 degrees here in Charlotte.

"The One" is to speak here at 5:30!

Not a good omen for "The One". Rain tomorrow also!!

Kemp

Posted by: kempermanx at November 03, 2008 06:21 PM (2+9Yx)

34 The 'West' is voting for McCain, no matter what the polls say. Except California.

Posted by: Hurricane Mikey at November 03, 2008 06:22 PM (OmIEH)

35 Stay on target.

Posted by: Gold Five at November 03, 2008 06:23 PM (WDySP)

36 I have my ammo and I'm prepared for the worst. And I'm driving my sister to the polls tomorrow. It's her first election EVAH and she's voting McCain. More because I told her to than because she actually cares. I'll take what I can get.

Posted by: wherestherum at November 03, 2008 06:23 PM (wET2y)

37 Ok, you are correct. I think that was what the margin was when it was called.

In case anyone else wants to know/cares:

2004 Election Results: State By State
http://tinyurl.com/5uroj4

Posted by: Techie at November 03, 2008 06:23 PM (EVMm7)

38 Will there be an official predictions thread tomorrow?

Posted by: toby928 at November 03, 2008 06:24 PM (evdj2)

39 You guys are forgetting the free tall ones at Starbucks.

I thought all they had was coffee.

Posted by: Potosi Joel at November 03, 2008 06:24 PM (TPRbZ)

I suggest just leaving the news off. I am taking a friend to vote at 9pm. Then my wife and I are taking our daughters with us as we vote for Mccain and the 1st female VP Sarah Palin. Then i will go to my local RHQ and offer to make calls and give rides.

Tomorrow, we should all make ourselves SO busy that we do not have time to see a tv while we frantically GOTV.

This is for our children and their children. And all those to come after.

Posted by: PPP at November 03, 2008 06:25 PM (zzms8)

41 If you tip well, the baristia can slip you something in your Caramel Mocha Latte.

Posted by: Techie at November 03, 2008 06:25 PM (EVMm7)

42 I don't do the mail-in thing here in Washington. My wife and I hand deliver our ballots to a lock box positioned about 25 yards straight out the door of our local police station. My mail carrier knows I get the Limbaugh Letter, so I don't trust her with our ballots (though to her credit, we do get them delivered to us). Nothing against mail carriers, but better safe than disenfranchised.

Posted by: freakzilla at November 03, 2008 06:25 PM (Yy4/x)

43 Techie is right; look for a bunch of early calls for Obama. But if any state has McCain ahead, the MSM will delay and delay and delay and finally concede that McCain took the state at around 2am.

That's why I'm not going to watch coverage. I don't need to be yelling at the TV, tearing out what's left of my hair, and raising my blood pressure and shit.

Posted by: OregonMuse at November 03, 2008 06:26 PM (FO+YO)

44 I suggest just leaving the news off. I am taking a friend to vote at 9pm.

Is that a bit late? I'm pretty sure all polls across the country is closed after 7PM.

Posted by: Kaitian at November 03, 2008 06:26 PM (d14cR)

45 Rob

I have apologized abundantly in that thread for bad communication - I was not dissing your comment, I was interested if you would explains the strategy to me more.

Please take the time to read my comments in that thread so that you see I didn't articulate well and I apologized for that, I can see where it came off as sarcastic and I wasn't trying to be.

Posted by: Topsecretk9 at November 03, 2008 06:26 PM (7a+Ji)

46 In Minnesota, bad weather tends to depress the Democrat vote, we're supposed to get some rain tomorrow afternoon, so we'll see what happens.

Here's an interesting bit of psychological warfare, a house on the main N-S parkway near where I live had his huge McCain-Palin sign vandalized twice, the second time he left what was left up to show what had been done.

Posted by: billhedrick at November 03, 2008 06:26 PM (gTZyc)

47 9:30 p.m.-Obama opens his premature ejaculation victory speech by officially renaming Grant park, Gorky Park.

Posted by: Blazer at November 03, 2008 06:27 PM (+FzLa)

48 I predict not one tossup state (as they are currently) will be called before 9pm EST, including Virginia. There will be no called winner before Obama sends the faithful packing.

Posted by: Rocks at November 03, 2008 06:27 PM (7rbe9)

49 Tim Mahoney just ran a commercial with people saying they were disappointed in him but that Rooney doesn't have Mahoney's experience. Uh, Mahoney's only been in office for two years.

Posted by: Benson at November 03, 2008 06:28 PM (qzcNU)

50 23 CUS -you should be worried ! the Obots will NOT be amused when they lose -badly- and Obummer will do nada zip zilch to retrain them Indeed as a malginant narcissist he will likely take joy in their destruciton of the immediate environs!

Plus the media can be counted on to exacerbate the anger by being shocked and appalled at how racist we all are and how shocking it all is..

tell her to cancel

Posted by: ginaswo at November 03, 2008 06:28 PM (T1Wkt)

re:39

Oh yeah, I forgot about the free starbucks coffee. Thanks!

Posted by: SamIam at November 03, 2008 06:29 PM (jl7C/)

52 #34 - hey now, some of us here in CA are trying our best...I think CA might surprise this year, not going red (thanks to SF and LA) but more votes for McCain that people think. Don't think many Hispanics are entirely sold on Barry.

Posted by: IC at November 03, 2008 06:29 PM (jZNCU)

53 49 Tim Mahoney just ran a commercial with people saying they were disappointed in him but that Rooney doesn't have Mahoney's experience. Uh, Mahoney's only been in office for two years.
Tm Mahoney is going to lose big time. What a jerk! Watching Murtha & Mahoney lose tomorrow will warm my heart!

Posted by: Marybeth at November 03, 2008 06:30 PM (ZRBo4)

54 No booze at Chez Ace?

Shame on you! I made my Spec's run after my hours volunteering at the county GOP HQ

Posted by: Sekhmet at November 03, 2008 06:32 PM (QiWeI)

55 Correspondent �well the polls have just opened up in Pennsylvania, and wait, what this we here, yes with 2% reporting, we are calling Pennsylvania for Obama, Wolf back to you�

WB �More good news to report, I mean for Obama, we are calling 51 other states for Obama, including Saudi Arabia and Lebanon�

Correspondent � really incredible news taking place here wolf�

WB, �I think at this point we should just tell McCain voters to stay home, or have their absentee ballots sent back to them�

Bill Bennet � The polls haven�t even opened in the west yet�

WB, � we have a good source that has confirmed all the western states have gone for Obama, including Mexico�

BB � What Source�

WB �ACORN, La RAZA�

WB � La RAZA said that Voter turnout from Mexico, I mean New Mexico, has been over 250% in Texas for Obama�

BB � Sounds Suspicious�

WB �That�s cause your a white Racist�

WB �Lets go ahead and Paint Cuba Blue as well�

Paul Begala � How many electoral votes for Cuba�

WB� Two, one for each Castro brother�

Posted by: DKM at November 03, 2008 06:34 PM (3sAoH)

56 IC, I'm kind of getting that sense too.

How about people of Asian decent? Because the whole 'woah is me' schtick doesn't seem to fly as well as you'd expect here in Seattle (where Jim McDermott will get another 86% freaking election.)

Posted by: Al at November 03, 2008 06:34 PM (Lk931)

57

Just remember a couple of things...

1. Barry will still be a piece of shit whether he wins or loses.

2. If he wins, you will have a front row seat watching the processes of a society embracing Communism...that's history pal.

That is Ace, if they don't come after you...and would you have to worry about that had Hillary or Biden won?

If I were only joking...the thug totalitarian mindset is upon us, all wrapped up in a nice shiny, if smelly, little present known as Barry.

UNFUCKINGREAL.

Posted by: Sen. Rev. Dr. E Buzz at November 03, 2008 06:36 PM (sf4Oe)

Just in case, I have my application for the Fruit of Islam all set to go. I get a bounty on each one of you bastards I turn in to Dear Leader.

If McCain pulls it out, forget I said anything.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2008 06:37 PM (VW9/y)

Predictions:

By 5:00 PM there will be 15 flaming skulls on the main page and the whole blog will be italicized and centered.

Posted by: Entropy at November 03, 2008 06:37 PM (HgAV0)

60 You forgot the three overlapping layers of blockquote eating all the comments.

Posted by: Al at November 03, 2008 06:38 PM (Lk931)

61 Concluding lines from Barry's loser speech tomorrow night:

"Whatever you do unto the capitalist pigs, my brothers, you do it unto them for me. Now if you'll all form a single-file line, Bill Ayers and Rev. Wright will hand you each a brick and a baseball bat on the way out. And don't forget to wipe your feet on the flag."

Posted by: freakzilla at November 03, 2008 06:39 PM (Yy4/x)

62 6:30 PM, Zogby predicts Obama 535, McCain 0

Posted by: eddiebear at November 03, 2008 06:39 PM (wnU1W)

63 << I don't have any alcohol in the house, though. I should get some.>>

I did a practice run last night just to ensure I've got the "getting liquored up" process down pat for tomorrow.

Posted by: Herr Bl�cher at November 03, 2008 06:40 PM (jAjTh)

64 I have not seen Jack as far as Okomrad Stickers or signs in L.A. Granted I live at the beach, but there is like no presence at all. It is not at all like 04.

Vote!
Go out and talk to people.

Posted by: Mr. Chumpo at November 03, 2008 06:41 PM (i73Rf)

2am Wednesday morning. McCain offically wins. Americas cities erupt in riots.

Posted by: RobG at November 03, 2008 06:43 PM (8Yrry)

66 4am- extended network pre-election coverage, what is Obama doing today, talking to Obama voters.

5am-7am- local reporter talks to people on their way to vote for Obama.

7am-noon- GMA etc. cover Obama, speculate about Presidency. Local reporter talks to people in line voting for Obama.

noon-5pm- More people in line for Obama, more people voting for Obama than live in USA, it is a miracle!

5pm-7pm- network pundits interview each other about Obama and his upcoming administration.

7pm- based on exit polling in all 57 states, MSNBC, followed by NBC, CNN, CBS, Al Jazarra, etc. call election for for Obama

8pm- Fox calls for Obama, Colmes makes announcement on O'Reilly Factor.

9pm- network pundits go to Obama coronational rally, or sit in studio, talking about 'brave new direction for America.' Sporadic rioting, called "celebrations."

3am or later- real results come in.

Posted by: shibumi at November 03, 2008 06:44 PM (tZB/c)

67 << I don't have any alcohol in the house, though. I should get some.>>

Seriously, go get some. Don't most places ban liquor sales on election day?

Posted by: Jeff_McAwesome at November 03, 2008 06:45 PM (G07ST)

68 If McCain does win, the response from the moonbats is going to be epic.

Posted by: Entropy at November 03, 2008 06:46 PM (HgAV0)

69 It shouldn't be too hard to read through the fog on election night.

We should be able to tell at 8 pm that McCain has won --- when the networks say that Pennsylvania is too close to call.

I may start drinking early, though... it's going to be a nail-biter.

Posted by: Clint at November 03, 2008 06:46 PM (oZ5OG)

70 68 If McCain does win, the response from the moonbats is going to be epic.

On the positive side, moonbats are afraid of guns.

Posted by: shibumi at November 03, 2008 06:49 PM (tZB/c)

71 I'm trying to figure out what to do tomorrow. I live in a very mixed-race neighborhood, which most of the time is fine, but if The One loses tomorrow, I'm definitely worried about being targeted. I don't have lawn signs or anything (this is MA. McCain has about as much chance here as Laura does of having her hump removed), but I can see one of my neighbors yelling, "Hey, a white guy lives there!"

On the other hand, I'm not anywhere near the city center, or any place that's considered any kind of black mecca. I suspect that riots are more likely in places like Roxbury and Mission Hill. On the other hand, it's not like this neighborhood is lacking for young black guys with a lot of free-floating anger.

If I go out for the night, I have to either take my dog with me, which limits where I can go, or leave him home, which means if anyone vandalizes the house, he's going to be traumatized (if not killed). I can go to my parents' but that's 100 miles away, which is going to make getting to work tomorrow tough (I just started a new job three weeks ago, so I don't really have the lattitude to take any time off.) I don't have any weapons in the house, aside from blunt heavy things and kitchen knives.

How serious do you think the threat of riots are? Any ideas about what precautions to take?

Posted by: Farmer Joe at November 03, 2008 06:49 PM (nYv/9)

72 I bought the 3 year dvd set of "Criminal Minds" so after voting it will be an all night long marathon. I won't be able to watch any tv for fear of breaking something. I'll find out Wednesday morning or when I wake up.

Posted by: Capitalist Infidel at November 03, 2008 06:49 PM (vuXJQ)

73 Just don't watch the coverage. Don't listen to the news, don't watch TV. Take the night off from blogs and news, read a book, take a walk, go watch a movie (if you can find one worth a damn). Go see a local show or band play. Pop popcorn and play board games with the family. Just ignore the coverage, completely. Everyone: especially news junkies.

Seriously, we'd all be so much better off.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 03, 2008 06:50 PM (0+Ggj)

Texas is not giving a damn thing to Obama. Nothing. Nada. Not one stinkin electoral vote. So suck it, Barry. And we still have the right to secede, and take our oil with us. Not a threat, just a promise.

Posted by: mikeyslaw at November 03, 2008 06:51 PM (QMGr1)

75 I just found out I fly to Alaska early Wednesday morning. HOT DAMN! That's gotta be a sign.

Posted by: Editor at November 03, 2008 06:51 PM (GTpOW)

76 Don't count out California-- there are lots of us here who will be working hard tonight and all day tomorrow. Tomorrow, if the early news gets you down, read the McCain camp memo (on Drudge) on why exit polls are unreliable. (Short answer: Republicans generally don't want to stop and chat about their votes.)

Posted by: SueC at November 03, 2008 06:53 PM (pWeX5)

77 Just remember after this is all over with, we are all Americans and we have to give some allegiance to our new Commander in Cheif even if we didn't vote for that..... Forget that, just fuckin wit ya! The only thing for sure is that one of these two losers is going to be President elect. McCain just sucks way less than Obama, so he gets my vote by default. Palin in 2012.

Posted by: Hammer at November 03, 2008 06:53 PM (8nB5X)

78 I just found out I fly to Alaska early Wednesday morning. HOT DAMN!

Why am I seeing that as the Airforce One scene from Independence Day?

Posted by: toby928 at November 03, 2008 06:55 PM (evdj2)

68 If McCain does win, the response from the moonbats is going to be epic.

They're going to erupt during the polls tomorrow; my pridiction is that there will be scores of reports from and at least one incident required riot police deploying to a polling station, followed by J. Jackson and Notso Sharpton making demands for "justice".

Posted by: blogRot at November 03, 2008 06:55 PM (EKMxC)

80 I have tomorrow off, and some Guinness, so I will be joining Ace in chemically-assisted sadness/euphoria. I fully expect all the local Cincinnati radio stations to breathlessly give the poll updates until/unless McCain pulls ahead. Then the dejection & confusion will have me in ROFL mode until midnight. Although I can't help but wonder if the polls will closer earlier than they did in 2004, when Ken Blackwell kept Hamilton County's precincts (Cincinnati) open until Cuyahoga County (Cleveland) threw in the towel and quit before the Dems By The Lake knew how many votes they had to add steal lose discover in order to win the state. With all the cheaters Strickland brought into office, like that Secretary of State and her merry band of weasels, I would suggest all Ohio voters reading this to get to the polls before 6 PM.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 03, 2008 06:55 PM (nQ6xk)

81 My nightmare scenario:

http://tinyurl.com/5ly5cn

Posted by: Anonymous at November 03, 2008 06:57 PM (W3OwL)

82 Just to let you know what the Buckeye State is up against tomorrow. My dad is working at a precinct in eastern Hamilton County. (Precinct name withheld to protect the guilty.) He went in for orientation a couple of weeks ago, and they gave him his poll worker manual for 2008. It was 74 pages long, I kid you not. That's the sort of bureaucratic crap part of the state is looking at when it comes to getting the voters in, verified, balloted, and out again. (I vote in Butler County, home district of Boehner, where things are kept simpler and common sense prevails. )

Posted by: exdem13 at November 03, 2008 07:00 PM (nQ6xk)

83 God, I wish I could go back in time 9 months or so to when I sat right across the aisle from Axelrod on the Boston-Chicago flight just after the NH primary. I didn't know who he was then, just that he appeared to be pretty connected to a campaign based on his cell phone conversation before we started taxiing; I didn't realize who he was until I got home & Googled the name on the front of the binder he'd been reading.

If I'd only known then what I know now, I would have -- what's the phrase again? oh yeah: "got in his face" -- and let him know my exact thoughts on him and his employer once the plane left the ground. They probably would have made the plane land in Buffalo to yank me off, or at least dragged me out of First Class, but it would have been so worth it.

Ah, missed opportunities.

Posted by: Alex at November 03, 2008 07:04 PM (fgyj8)

84 Mika Brzinski is wearing a Palin doo on MSNBC. That's either a good sign or the apocolypse is near. In either case, drinking is a proper response.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 03, 2008 07:06 PM (VW9/y)

Well.... I am way out here on Leftie Coast in NutRoot Cental (minor). Not sure if my evening can be managed with anything less than a full bottle of wine. Sorry... a conservative that drinks wine, huh?

Not sure if that is best. Not sure I will be able to sleep even with the wine...

Might be a long night followed by a long long day followed by an even longer 4 years.

Posted by: newguy40 at November 03, 2008 07:17 PM (kduZC)

86 Just in case others from Kansas were frightened by that report about the ban of liquor sales on election day:

The election day ban on the sale of alcoholic beverages for off-premise consumption was removed in 1994.

Posted by: Hongqi at November 03, 2008 07:17 PM (+WuMm)

87 Don't be surprised if tomorrow, a couple networks with the anagrams, NBC, and wire agencies like the AP, start calling several states for Obama by 11am tomorrow morning based on exit polls...they'll do this to suppress Republican votes.

as a PUMA, we found this to be the case in the primaries - with the press doing everything they could do suppress and disadvantage Clinton voters. Psychological warfare, indeed.

Posted by: bablan at November 03, 2008 07:17 PM (a8IRc)

yeah the usual things we can expect:

1) exit polls telling us of the impending Obama landslide

2) a judge somewhere (heavily Dem district, natch) will order the polls to stay open late

3) a network will call a state race for Obama before that state's polls are closed

4) a network will declare Obama the winner before all polls are closed

5) one or more networks will report on the returns in a way that implies an inevitable Obama win

6) Miami (OH) will beat Buffalo on ESPN2 7:30 Eastern

7) someone will spell 'apocalypse' with 2 Os

Posted by: Jones in CO at November 03, 2008 07:17 PM (KOkrW)

89 33

There is a God. It is raining like hell and temp has dropped 10 degrees here in Charlotte.

"The One" is to speak here at 5:30!

Not a good omen for "The One". Rain tomorrow also!!

Kemp

Posted by: kempermanx at November 03, 2008 06:21 PM (2+9Yx)

Hopefully he will explain to the faithfull all about how he has to kill the coal industry to stop global warming and drought.

Posted by: funky chicken at November 03, 2008 07:18 PM (xyyHG)

Stay on target.

Stabilize rear deflectors--watch for enemy fighters....

Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 03, 2008 07:20 PM (ujg0T)

91 Stay on target.

"They came from behind!"

Posted by: wooga at November 03, 2008 07:28 PM (t9sT5)

92 My Prediction:

1) I will be drinking Guinness
2) I will continue to keep people from freaking out by pointing out how McCain is running better than Bush based on the actual returns
3) I will drink more Guinness
4) See #2
5) I will drink more Guinness
6) The networks will start calling states for McCain
7) People will wonder if McCain won and if the press is holding back on hope alone

I will drink more Guinness
9) They will declare McCain president elect
10) I will have drank so much Guinness that I will have forgotten who McCain is

Posted by: David at November 03, 2008 07:30 PM (HAdov)

93 Stay on target.

They came from behind!

Cut the chatter, Red 2. Accelerate to attack speed.

Posted by: David in San Diego at November 03, 2008 07:32 PM (GF+6V)

94 Donk Flunky: We've analyzed their attack, sir, and there is a danger. Should I have your ship standing by?

Axelrod: Evacuate? In our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances.

Posted by: David in San Diego at November 03, 2008 07:34 PM (GF+6V)

95 BOOM!

Posted by: The Obamastar at November 03, 2008 07:53 PM (D0L4x)

96 David -- not only are you smart, but you have a great sense of humor.

Posted by: Sassypants at November 03, 2008 07:55 PM (DjKfy)

97 (Said to McCain) Great shot kid that was one in a million!

Posted by: Palin at November 03, 2008 07:55 PM (D0L4x)

98 Remember John, the Conservative Force will be with you always.

Posted by: The Ghost of Reagan at November 03, 2008 07:56 PM (D0L4x)

99 I'm not into alcohol unfortunately, for tomorrow's sake, but would love to get my hands on some Ativan. I feel I can handle almost anything with the help of Ativan. Tomorrow is going to be one of those days. We're going to need hourly pep talks from people lime David and PPP etc...

Posted by: Sassypants at November 03, 2008 08:01 PM (DjKfy)

100 16 I'll check in from the great west side of Shitcago in the next couple of days to let you guys know how much shit they burn down when he loses.

I live on the South Side. It's going to be a freakin' circus no matter who wins. I've got my ear to the rail and everyone who's in the know is saying there is a lot of tension in the air.

Posted by: Nyctalus Lasiopterus at November 03, 2008 08:07 PM (Xc+tm)

101 "Don't count out California" - Sue

Sue, ya kill me, really. ROFL

McCain has as much chance in Cali as Hussein has in Texas.

Posted by: HoundOfDoom at November 03, 2008 08:28 PM (jPpsX)

102 I'm not looking at anything tomorrow except my Google Reader feeds. Unless McCain is winning big, television will be just too scary for me. I am at SSRI-CON 3.

Posted by: FloofyParisParamus at November 03, 2008 08:29 PM (jGNc3)

103 I don't even know where the power button on my teevee is! Shit! I can't turn it off, dammit, I'll go crazy!
No wait, I'll go crazy anyway!
I think I'm going to play Facebook games, killin' mobsters and vampires and other assorted chumps all night. Yeah. That's a good distraction. News on for "background noise," or something.

Maybe I'll let my daughter skip school on Wednesday so I can get trashed tomorrow night and not have to deal with getting up/still being up and drunk in the morning. It'll be a good civics education for her. Or something.

SHIT!!! I'm already freaking out!!! I was cool as a cucumber in 2000 and 2004, but not this time!

Maybe I'll see if my doc will throw some Xanax my way tomorrow. Shit.

Posted by: Beth at November 03, 2008 09:43 PM (yqiXY)

104 I will be one of those ones who won't dare turn on the TV until possibly well into the evening, 10pm or so Eastern Time. My only news will come from this blog, most likely. Can't take the MSM's psych-ops. My nerves are gonna be fried by tomorrow evening.

Posted by: Twinks at November 03, 2008 09:51 PM (7QUxD)

105

Poise under pressure tomorrow. I'm in Michigan and there is no hope here for McCain, but I'm not going to sit it out.

I think there is going to be some intimidation at the polls tomorrow, something that has not been discussed anywhere. I think it's going to happen and it has huge potential to backfire.

This could be the big news of the day. Thugs at the polling places.

Posted by: booter at November 03, 2008 09:53 PM (eimUK)

106 Davd:If you're gonna get tanked, it's always best to go Irish. B)

Posted by: exdem13 at November 03, 2008 11:03 PM (nQ6xk)

107

7 AM: i GOTV

Posted by: YRM at November 03, 2008 11:55 PM (004wR)

108 Seriously, please people. Don't watch the coverage. Tell others to not watch. Shut the TV and radio off and have a day free of coverage.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at November 04, 2008 12:25 AM (0+Ggj)

109

The Media WILL try and generate electoral chaos. They thrive on it.

If the election is settled too early, no one will wtach them. Chaos benefits them.

Everyone seems to be leaving off one thing on their projected schedules for the day:

"8:00 a.m. Zogby calls the race for Obama. Later retracts call claiming that exit polls are flawed."

Posted by: Steve L. at November 04, 2008 09:17 AM (o0YD+)

110 Virginia Democrat Senator, "Republican ANTIPATHY" falls under the false premise that anyone has a right to personal property in the USA, according to the DNC.

Posted by: maverick muse at November 04, 2008 01:39 PM (F1b/5)

111 One rule to remember today: Don't believe anything until you hear Michael Barone say it.

Posted by: Dudley Smith at November 04, 2008 02:33 PM (0S8Xt)

112

I don't have any alcohol in the house, though. I should get some.

Gee, Ace, did Black Panthers stop the Valu-Rite truck delivery while screaming, "We're tired of clear booze supremacy!" and "Ripple is winning this election no matter what"?

Posted by: andycanuck at November 04, 2008 02:36 PM (GGy7k)

113

You definintely need to get some booze Ace.

Interesting Obama breaking news on Israel -- apparently another "private chat" saying he wants to divide Jerusalem:

Democratic presidential candidate Senator Barack Obama privately expressed his support for a new Arab state within Israel's current borders, including eastern Jerusalem, during his meeting with Palestinian Authority Chairman and Fatah leader Mahmoud Abbas in Ramallah this summer.
According to a report published Tuesday in the Lebanese newspaper al-Ahbar, Obama told Abbas that he supports a PA state, and Arab "rights to east Jerusalem" as well. The sources said Abbas and PA Prime Minister Salam Fayyad "heard the best things they ever heard from an American president" during the meeting. However, said sources quoted in the report, the candidate asked them to keep his declaration a secret.

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