Blasphemers Cast out of The One's Presence
The Obama campaign has decided to heave out three newspapers from its plane for the final days of its blitz across battleground states -- and all three endorsed Sen. John McCain for president! The NY POST, WASHINGTON TIMES and DALLAS MORNING NEWS have all been told to move out by Sunday to make room for network bigwigs -- and possibly for the inclusion of reporters from two black magazines, ESSENCE and JET, the DRUDGE REPORT has learned.I'm sure it was just a coincidence. If Obama wins, I'd look to the Washington Times as the paper most likely to produce the next Woodward and Bernstein. (H/t: Hot Air)
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Posted by: Christoph at October 31, 2008 09:55 AM (hawOV)
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Posted by: Christoph at October 31, 2008 10:04 AM (hawOV)
Posted by: Blazer at October 31, 2008 10:05 AM (+FzLa)
Commercial will get you there - just not as convenient.
Posted by: Jean at October 31, 2008 10:06 AM (L64A6)
Of course, that would mean a nearly empty press section on the plane.
Posted by: iconoclast at October 31, 2008 10:07 AM (TzLpv)
Posted by: trailortrash at October 31, 2008 10:07 AM (pseS/)
The McCain rally.
Go to it now and take screen shots!
http://tinyurl.com/5vua2v
The text for the box you'd click on to choose what video you're seeing says, highlighted with a red box, says, "Maybe a porno will make us rich."
I did you not. I took a screenshot.
It had the correct text on, then shifted to that.
I am dead fucking serious. Check it out. Livestream 2.
Posted by: Christoph at October 31, 2008 10:09 AM (hawOV)
And lo, the disbelievers and doubters were smote unto the curb
2 And they did cry out, "Lord, why hast thou forsaken us? We, who have always knelt and genuflected in the proper fashion when thou dropped thy trousers, and never spat on thy rug?"
3 And The One spake unto them saying "Hate not the player, but instead hate the game; for thou and thine are as unto the female dogs in heat, and are truly ignorant donkeys. As thou serve, now hast thou been served, and let it be a lesson you remember."
4 And the followers were much chastened, and went forth bearing the mark of their shame.Posted by: apotheosis at October 31, 2008 10:09 AM (TdBA+)
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Posted by: ginaswo at October 31, 2008 10:10 AM (x71xM)
People in power who are intolerant of criticism are insecure .
(too early in the day for that sentence)
Posted by: katya at October 31, 2008 10:11 AM (G3frc)
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Posted by: trailortrash at October 31, 2008 10:12 AM (pseS/)
The text now changed to, "McCain 'Road to Victory Rally' "
That was right fucked up.
Posted by: Christoph at October 31, 2008 10:13 AM (hawOV)
Posted by: katya at October 31, 2008 10:13 AM (G3frc)
Posted by: SueM at October 31, 2008 10:13 AM (UJgJs)
I am dead fucking serious. Check it out. Livestream 2.
Oops, I need the latest version of the "Turner Media plugin" before I can view it.
Oops, not happening, CNN can use Flash like every other media outlet in the free world or they can kiss my ass.
Posted by: apotheosis at October 31, 2008 10:13 AM (TdBA+)
Obama 2008: If you liked my newspaper inclusiveness, you'll love my policy on talk radio and conservative speech.
Posted by: redherkey at October 31, 2008 10:13 AM (kjqFg)
Posted by: tcbevo at October 31, 2008 10:14 AM (zBPvU)
This should scare the shit out of every first amendment loving American. This man doesn't want a free press. Hugo Chavez with a hell of a lot more power anyone?
While I am not surprised, somehow it hit me solidly in the gut. THIS is what an Obama presidency will look like folks. Holy shit.
Posted by: kat at October 31, 2008 10:14 AM (S7Xpi)
It pays to talk to everyone you see ...
Off to New Mexico to GOTV! Should be a fun trip ... I'm ready to change minds and get people to the polls on Tuesday. Ciao!
Posted by: incognito at October 31, 2008 10:17 AM (Rpam5)
We went to our former hometown last night to a funeral visitation. I saw 2 Obama yard signs. About 20 McCain signs. Saw about the same ratio during the 90 minute trip there. I don't know what that means but it makes me tingly all over.
Posted by: katya at October 31, 2008 10:18 AM (G3frc)
And I will laugh my ass off for every minute of it. They built this hell, so if He wins, it's only fitting that they'll get to find themselves on the receiving end.
BTW, I am a journalist, and I know how these sorts of "musical chairs" arrangements work. When a campaign (or whatever organization) runs out of seats, you start cutting people off in one of several sorts of rational orders ... for example, "first in, first out" or by order of audience size (the reporter from the West Pancreas, Oregon Gazette loses her seat before the reporter from ABC News). That way neither the organizations nor the individual papers get too worked up about it ... fair is fair, after all. But tossing off two papers of second-tier reach and one of third-tier reach makes no sense at all, unless there's some other agenda at work.
And in this case, there is.
And yet all those reporters will vote for Obama anyway. So the hell with them all, and may they reap what they sow.
Posted by: Rajiv Vindaloo at October 31, 2008 10:18 AM (Rn2+D)
Posted by: Blazer at October 31, 2008 10:20 AM (+FzLa)
He's our former Prime Minister, note.
Posted by: Christoph at October 31, 2008 10:20 AM (hawOV)
IIRC there were several pieces done early on about the way Obummer cut out Black Media outlets throughout his campaign. Now that he thinks he will be installed and will need support of some sort form an electorate, he appears to be determined to 'connect' with the AA community
frakker
I cant wait for MAC/PALIN to be sworn in :0)
MAC/PALIN 08
Hillary 12
Posted by: ginaswo at October 31, 2008 10:21 AM (hBvl2)
OK, the guy in red in the center is Obama.
But who's the guy on the far left under the bird? Will somebody please 'shop in a face on that guy?
Posted by: FireHorse at October 31, 2008 10:21 AM (+dm+A)
Incognito write: "Off to New Mexico to GOTV! Should be a fun trip ... I'm ready to change minds and get people to the polls on Tuesday. Ciao!"
Thanks, Incognito! I lived in Albuquerque for 25 years. walked the streets in 2004 after we lost the state to Gore in 2000 by just 357 votes (closer than Florida).
And while you're there, be sure to go to El Pinto or Garduno's and enjoy some authentic New Mexican cooking!
Posted by: buddy in MD at October 31, 2008 10:21 AM (2CkdP)
This man doesn't want a free press.
For all intents and purposes during this campaign, we haven't had one. If he wins, we're going to have the joy of experiencing what a state-run media is like. The media is the only constitutionally protected private enterprise and they've sold that trust for a pot of message. And somehow, it's going to get even uglier.
Posted by: Steve the Pirate at October 31, 2008 10:21 AM (W54Uh)
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Posted by: katya at October 31, 2008 10:21 AM (G3frc)
The rest had better hurry the space under that bus is filling up fast.
Posted by: Tres at October 31, 2008 10:21 AM (EOrCR)
Obummer has TERMINATED the ENTIRE OUTLET'S access to him,....
HUGE difference
Posted by: ginaswo at October 31, 2008 10:22 AM (hBvl2)
While we giggle about that (rightfully so, she's an op-ed person and not a news reporter), from the sinister side (and I use that in the Latin sense) they will see this as not much different.
They have been invited to obtain seats on Joe Biden's plane, and given his level of interaction with the press there have to be a lot of open seats on that plane. I can kind of see Obama inviting in Jet, Essence and other Black-oriented news outlets for the last push. This is a bit of a big deal for the Black community to say the least.
There is no consititutional right to a seat on the Obama plane, folks. He doesn't talk to the press there anyway, hasn't for weeks. There is no need to talk when you're ahead in the polls, all talking can do is hurt you. I'm sure he's really wanted to go back and receive the adulation but he's been disciplined enough to not do so.
What's going to be fun is to watch the press turn on him even before he's in office.
Posted by: Darren at October 31, 2008 10:23 AM (NYvO8)
Posted by: incognito at October 31, 2008 10:24 AM (Rpam5)
Darren at October 31, 2008 10:23 AM (NYvO
He kicked off Dowd but the NYTimes still had multiple reporters on those planes.
Posted by: polyBDS at October 31, 2008 10:26 AM (m2CN7)
What's going to be fun is to watch the press turn on him even before he's in office
Are you high?
As soon as Obama gets in, the news is going to suddenly shift to "Americas mood has been lifted, the economy is now improving, and life is great"
They will be working 24/7 to ensure a permanent Dem majority
Posted by: Mr. Happy at October 31, 2008 10:26 AM (waaUg)
This is not the same as dropping Maureen off on the tarmac. This is specifically designed to block those news organizations that are deemed to be unfriendly to The One.
Imagine the uproar if Bush had not allowed David Gregory or Helen Thomas into the press room.
Posted by: wiserbud at October 31, 2008 10:27 AM (wWwJR)
Posted by: kelley in virginia at October 31, 2008 10:27 AM (ioTid)
Also, everyone charges for signage. Those little yard signs cost a hell of a lot more to produce than you'd think.
Posted by: Rajiv Vindaloo at October 31, 2008 10:28 AM (Rn2+D)
Posted by: Dave in Texas at October 31, 2008 10:28 AM (eiOZw)
Buddy in MD -- I live in Texas and people here think they can eat hot food because they eat Tex-Mex. Tex-Mex isn't a patch on Southwestern cooking, that stuff will burn you coming and going. It shouldn't have one of those little 'chili' icons on the menu to tell you it's hot, it should come with a consent form and a package of Tucks. Best meal I have ever had was at the Coyote Cafe in Austin, though they had to tone down the menu and the place eventually closed. The wife and I were fortunate enough to eat there before it got nerfed.
Posted by: Darren at October 31, 2008 10:29 AM (NYvO8)
Posted by: kelley in virginia at October 31, 2008 10:29 AM (ioTid)
As soon as Obama gets in, the news is going to suddenly shift to "Americas mood has been lifted, the economy is now improving, and life is great"
Until Real Life kicks them in the head (it may take awhile- they're pretty thick skulled).
Posted by: katya at October 31, 2008 10:29 AM (G3frc)
"We're trying to reach as many swing voters that we can and unfortunately had to make some tough choices. but we are accomodating these folks in everyway possible," he said.
Something tells me the readers of Ebony and JET are not swing voters....but I digress.
Obama is in FULL panic mode folks, his internals must be telling him something...
Posted by: AeroFANatic at October 31, 2008 10:29 AM (xYPeQ)
That would make sense to me because the cheap cocksuckers that live next to me (the simpleton twats don't even give out Halloween candy; I really hope the kids egg their fucking dump of a house) have an Obammy sign out front that looks like a goddamn bumper-sticker stuck on a trash bag. Just when I think they can't make their shit-hole look any fucking worse....
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 31, 2008 10:30 AM (m2sQh)
Posted by: Rajiv Vindaloo at October 31, 2008 10:31 AM (Rn2+D)
The ball-dippage would indeed be glorious. The gnashing of teeth, deafening.
Posted by: CrankyProf at October 31, 2008 10:35 AM (waYsO)
McCain did the same with Maureen Dowd from the NYT. Left her ass without a ride back home.
The differences?
--McCain didn't claim it was a space issue.
--Down whined "It was disappointing because I didn't think John McCain would ever be as dismissive of the First Amendment as Dick Cheney." Idiot.
--She's an opinion columnist, not a reporter.
(quote from a Newsbusters article)
Posted by: MamaAJ at October 31, 2008 10:35 AM (X6Zdh)
Posted by: Dr.Cwac.Cwac at October 31, 2008 10:36 AM (EhpPw)
He may be working for Obama now, but after the election he's a free agent. Anyone can hire him to do whatever you need him to do. He'll take some time off, but a few weeks later he'll start dropping lines to the Washington Post for various scoops.
Posted by: John Edwards' Law Partners at October 31, 2008 10:36 AM (AHrTm)
Incognito -- I'm pretty good re: restaurants, lousy re: night life. But Albuquerque's not the sleepy little town it used to be; you'll do fine.
Posted by: buddy in MD at October 31, 2008 10:38 AM (2CkdP)
The Washington Times can still send reporters to Obama events. They just can't ride on his plane. It's a pain in the rear for the DMN and WT, and I believe it's stupid on the part of the Obama campaign, but you act as if the papers have been shut down and the presses seized. What this has done is to make it much more difficult for those papers to cover his campaign events, but not impossible.
And yes, I believe the press will turn on Obama. They turn on everyone. There will be a new, positive tone if he is elected, but they've bit their lip on access to him for almost two months. I don't believe he'll be any more accessible after the election than he is now just because the media helped elect him. If the media wanted an accessible President they should have tried to help McCain. I doubt Obama really believes the media has their thumb on the scale in his favor, if he does realize it then he believes it is his due rather than their choice.
Obama will not fullfill their deepest dreams and fantasies and once the press realizes this they will be forced to confront a small part of reality. Not enough that they completely realize what a bunch of whores they are, but enough to get "Why doesn't he call me after our wonderful night together?" angry. When they realize Obama doesn't believe he owes them anything -- then they'll turn.
Posted by: Darren at October 31, 2008 10:39 AM (NYvO8)
Ebony and JET are there to get a hard-hitting report on whether Teh One thinks Jheri curl will come back in style.
Posted by: Dr.Cwac.Cwac at October 31, 2008 10:39 AM (EhpPw)
Posted by: someone at October 31, 2008 10:42 AM (zHoxL)
Beat me to it, Rajiv. Helen fucking Thomas, wizened old scrunt. One of the Kennedy's even made a documentary on her. Thomas claims her proudest moment was when she "rescued" Kennedy at a press briefing when someone asked him a particularly tough question and she interjected "Thank you Mr. President" which allowed Kennedy to end the briefing without answering the question.
What's the over/under on who will be the first reporter to announce that we have returned to the days of Camelot?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2008 10:43 AM (VW9/y)
(Reposted here because DrewM.'s post will probably get tanked as a repeat.)
Posted by: Christoph at October 31, 2008 10:48 AM (hawOV)
Indeed. I got caught up in Slu's great graphic I didn't even read the story.
I hear this is a great blog. I may try reading it sometime.
Posted by: DrewM. at October 31, 2008 10:52 AM (hlYel)
The beat reporters for the NY Post, Washington Times, and Dallas Morning News are not columnists.
There is a difference. The beat reporters for the NY Times and Washington Post probably won't say a peep, but they're all in the Communications Workers Union. Will they defend their brothers and sisters in arms?
Posted by: John Edwards' Law Partners at October 31, 2008 10:53 AM (AHrTm)
LOLOL!
And, that's official. Troll.
Posted by: someone at October 31, 2008 10:42 AM (zHoxL)
@66, hardly someone.He's a man who at 22 years old, adopted his 12 year old sister following their parents death and did one hell of a job raising her, then bootstrapped himself up to be a Senator of the United States.
You'll also note -- if you were more intellectually honest than you are -- that I made a special point of saying he's often politically squishy, and I was making a distinction between that and his personal character.
But I wouldn't expect that kind of honesty and decency from you.
Posted by: Christoph at October 31, 2008 10:53 AM (hawOV)
There sure does look like it is ALL about race for them.
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Posted by: Matt at October 31, 2008 11:03 AM (5oqOM)
I don't know what the argument's about but that was a total flaming maxi-pad of a closer.
Posted by: apotheosis at October 31, 2008 11:03 AM (TdBA+)
Posted by: watchdog at October 31, 2008 11:05 AM (yCbBv)
Posted by: phil at October 31, 2008 11:07 AM (fDO1N)
Posted by: Crassius Maximus at October 31, 2008 11:26 AM (5ub1D)
You know, with this incident, the professionalism of the press may finally overrule the bias of the press, and some hard hitting news of Obama, potentially our next president may be the ultimate result.
Then again, during breakups when girls say they still want to be friends, that's super with me, because while losing a girlfriend is bad, still having a new friend is neato.
Posted by: Lee at October 31, 2008 11:32 AM (Xb3DR)
And yes, I believe the press will turn on Obama.
Not exactly. The press will turn on Obama's administration, but not on him personally. In fact, he will be blameless. There's a precident for this: The Koch administration in NYC. Koch's administration was full of corrupt people, but wacky Ed never got the blame.
Biden will be mocked endlessly in whatever manages to last of the late-night shows and the Comedy Central snarkfests. Blame will never go to the top, it will always be unnamed advisers or, at worst, cabinet members.
Obama will be a helpless waif: the good, noble king with corrupt, scheming advisers.
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Posted by: Chuck at October 31, 2008 11:47 AM (S+bYJ)
I'd look for an Obama administration to be a target rich environment for the next Woodward and Bernstein.
Posted by: Reiver at October 31, 2008 12:10 PM (Yi1Sk)
In the interest of full disclosure: I'm voting McCain/Palin.
Here's my question, why not just buy a second plane? The Obama campaign has been touting its money like a badge of honor. It prevents giving us right-wingers ammo, plus it still gets his message out.
I mean you even have the TDMN, a “liberal newspaper,” critiquing the campaign and calling it out for giving time to Mario Lopez. And, and saying and I quote: “This should tell you something - Sen. Obama is sitting on a lead and doesn't want to risk aggressive questions by unbiased political reporters.”
Wow.
Posted by: Andrew at October 31, 2008 12:15 PM (HqhQg)
Poor form and an unforced error by the One.
Funny, Sarah Palin just recently mentioned that old saw that you don't fight someone who buys ink by the barrel.
Posted by: Roy at October 31, 2008 12:23 PM (cB77O)
Posted by: richard mcenroe at October 31, 2008 12:24 PM (jCJ5W)
Posted by: richard mcenroe at October 31, 2008 12:25 PM (jCJ5W)
Apparently the Campaign that buys jet fuel by the ton feels free to disregard that particular old saw.
Andrew raises a good point. If the Obama campaign is that flush with cash, it's not as if there aren't any extra 737s in the world that can truck around more reporters. They'll pay, they've been paying. OTOH, $1,000 a day for three reporters is not quite ante on a jet.
It's a weasel move to kick them off, but what kind of moves do you expect a weasel to make? Time for a front-page story about the Obama credit-card fraud from the Times or Morning-News. Or both.
Posted by: Darren at October 31, 2008 12:33 PM (pPZti)
B.O.'s middle name may be a coincidence but his actions are making it seem more and more prophetic.
Posted by: Chuck at October 31, 2008 12:51 PM (S+bYJ)
Um K, Mr. Ace. I will point out that the McCain campaign has been selectively embedding reporters throughout the general campaign. I can't recall your outrage then.
Also, who in their right mind quotes Drudge as a primary source?
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Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)