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McCain will appear on SNL this weekend.

Honestly, this couldn't frame the country's choice any more clearly. Do we want an America where we get soporific sub-PBS pap delaying baseball, or do we want an America where funny shit happens?

Obama, like most would-be saviors, has no sense of humor -- particularly about himself. McCain, on the other hand, is wickedly funny.

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1 I thought that Baaaaaaarrrrrrrryyyyyyy was gong on this week and that it was some major coup?

Posted by: Mr. Chumpo at October 31, 2008 03:16 AM (i73Rf)

2 Perhaps he realized that SNL has been revealing more unfortunate truths about him than the "news" media...

Posted by: someone at October 31, 2008 03:22 AM (zHoxL)

3 No shit right? I swear that right after palin was on some ass was saying that Bonehead was going on right before the election and was going to seal the deal forevah because he is so now and with it. He pussed or was never really going on in the first place but man; Mav is gonna be in teh spotlight and on peoples minds the fourth. (pardon the stupid understatement.)

Posted by: Mr. Chumpo at October 31, 2008 03:26 AM (i73Rf)

4 Perhaps he realized that SNL has been revealing more unfortunate truths about him than the "news" media...

Posted by: someone at October 31, 2008 03:22 AM (zHoxL)


I wonder... will they both appear?  Or has Obama decided to ban NBC now because of the Biden-Murtha sketch?

Posted by: Watcher at October 31, 2008 03:27 AM (4rlEQ)

5 I wonder if Barry didn't back out after seeing how bad his infomercial tanked.  (Notice no one was even talking about it today.)  He's flat overexposed.

Posted by: someone at October 31, 2008 03:29 AM (zHoxL)

6 Whoa... Breaking on CNN: Sarah Palin promised a Playboy spread if she wins, and Michelle Obama matched if Barack wins.

The GOP wins by 10 points!

Posted by: Christoph at October 31, 2008 03:30 AM (hawOV)

7 By the way, this is a pretty good read:
http://tinyurl.com/5cbq25

Posted by: Watcher at October 31, 2008 03:30 AM (4rlEQ)

8 Over exposed. Under examined.

Posted by: Mr. Chumpo at October 31, 2008 03:30 AM (i73Rf)

9 I think Fuckface Obama was on the Daily Show the other night.

It's been like an Obama-fest for the past couple of weeks on the Daily Show and the extremely unfunny Colbert show. I know it's always like that, but more so in the last several days.

It's propaganda, pure and simple. They make remarks that are supposed to be jokesand the robotic audience has been trained to give the proper response: Bush bad, hahahaha heehee hahahaha. McCain bad, hahahahahaha. Obama good, YEAAAAAAAAH!

Posted by: Bart at October 31, 2008 03:44 AM (U11sg)

10 "It's been like an Obama-fest for the past couple of weeksyears on the Daily Show and the extremely unfunny Colbert show"

FYP

Posted by: someone at October 31, 2008 04:02 AM (zHoxL)

11 I don't have a problem with Colbert. His delivery is the finest in the field.

Posted by: Mr. Chumpo at October 31, 2008 04:07 AM (i73Rf)

12 Man, I hope Barry just sits this ONE THING out.  He's such an attention-whore.  Just let the funny man have a good time for once.  Wait your turn, you spoiled brat.

Posted by: Nicole at October 31, 2008 04:15 AM (3txVD)

13

SNL: where funny shit happens?

Not since '79, my friend.

Posted by: Grognerd at October 31, 2008 05:36 AM (x67YZ)

14

Do we want an America where we get soporific sub-PBS pap delaying baseball, or do we want an America where funny shit happens?

I'm going with funny shit.

Posted by: Steve L. at October 31, 2008 07:13 AM (o0YD+)

15 OK... I gotta admit; Farley doing the Chippendales thing was some funny shit.

Posted by: Grognerd at October 31, 2008 07:55 AM (x67YZ)

16 The SNL folks have realized that it'll be illegal to mock The Big Zero! or anyone in His administration, so they're just doing this out of self interest.

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at October 31, 2008 08:14 AM (9p0nw)

17 YEAH MAC IS REAL FUNNY UNLESS SNL SCREWS HIM WITH BAD MATERIAL LIKE IT DID SARAH

Posted by: bitter, clinging Pennsylvanian at October 31, 2008 09:46 AM (bd68Z)

18 What year was "Choppin' Brocolli"?  "I'm chopUH, I'm choppin brocoleeheeheehee"  Eddie was pretty damn funny on that show too.  And that synchronized swimming bit with Dana Carvey was a f'ing classic.  But yeah, for the most part SNL is beyond lame.  They need to learn how to cut skits in half.  Doubling the unfunny shit doesn't really make it any better.

Posted by: SalvucciFumbles at October 31, 2008 11:22 AM (urRAb)

19 Where's my cowbell, dammit?

Posted by: Bruce Dickinson at October 31, 2008 12:27 PM (nrLPb)

20 Somebody needs to link to the old SNL skit where McCain is hawking a music CD of him selling Barbara Streisand's greatest hits.  That's good stuff. 

Hopefully, SNL will give McCain a healthy dose of self deprecating jokes to work with, and will toss in the same amount of mockery towards Obama.  McCain will come across like a champ (like Palin did), while Biden will come across as crazy and Obama as an O-hole.  There is nothing self deprecating about The One, it would drive the KosKiddies into a 'fauxnews' style frenzy.

Posted by: wooga at October 31, 2008 12:56 PM (t9sT5)

21 Looks like Obama is going to try and "connect" with the regular people finally.  Like this weak attempt at cultural popularity is going to work this late in the race.  Everyone knows Obama is on another planet both socially and fiscally than the rest of the nation.  Jumping onto the political guest bandwagon isn't going to add to his illuminati cult anymore.

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