1 Yep, that's about right.  But marriage lasts for freakin' ever.

2 Wow that sort of has a Donnie Darko feel to it.

3 That reminds me of line from the "Scarlet Pimpernel"

"Marriage isn't a word, it's a sentence"

4 My love for cheap booze will never die.

5 They're Brits, right?

6 Wow.   That means it's been 19 years, four months and 17 days......

Seems like a lot longer.

7 Cheap, anonymous, gay bathroom sex...that's what lasts.

8 I'm at two years, 8 months, and 10 days, and (even) more in love with my wife now than on our wedding day. Breaking curves is fun. :-)

9 I just wish I could get a warranty for two years six months.

10 You are expecting this group to have any insight into this subject????   Know your audience Ace.

11 This sites subtle attacks on the Obama's marriage is racist and should stop.

12 In my experience, romance lasts about 45 seconds, 60 tops. Then it falls asleep until next time.

13

Two Years, Six Months, and Twenty Five Days

So, is that when the blow jobs stop?

14

Seven in ten men admitted they were so comfortable with their spouse they frequently left socks, pants and other dirty washing lying around the house.

Uh, you mean there are men who don't do this. My GF learned early on that I consider any corner of the bedroom to be an extended part of the hamper.

15 Posted by: Lee at October 29, 2008 06:13 PM (TxTIh)

Those stop the night of the wedding. After you give her the ring; she doesn't need to do them anymore. She's got ya!

16 Nooooooooooooooooooo!

17 I'm definitely not hipster enough to have seen that movie.  Hell, I can't even sit through two minutes of that clip.

18 heh (blush!) - for some awful reason, the mention of blow jobs bring Barney Frank to mind..

19

32 years, four children and still going strong!  Remember, it takes work, respect and lots and lots of patience!

While I'm here, can someone explain to me why Rasmussen insists that VA is blue and also - the huge early voting indicates more democrats are voting.  Did that happen in 2004 and it just means that Republicans wait until election day?  I have been encouraged by the tightening in the polls (national) but I don't see much of that in those red states that McCain / Palin have to hold.  I'm still making calls to Ohio.  We've got to make sure that our GOTV creates a Republican tsunami!!

20 I'm definitely not hipster enough to have seen that movie.

I wouldn't wish a Donnie Darko DVD onto my worst enemy.

21

Two Years, Six Months, and Twenty Five Days

So, is that when the blow jobs stop?

No, they stop when she says "I do."

22 When did infidelity become a racist issue? Last time I checked both white and black men are guilty of infidelity. Hey maybe it is sexist ... you know it is not men's nature to be faithful.

23 Let's say god forbid that the McCain/Palin ticket (fill in the blanks I can't say it)....

If  Ted Stevens steps down or is unseated once he wins the senatorial elections.....

Can Palin run if special elections are held to replace him?

Mayor
Governor
US Senator... Sexy....

24 We need a flaming skull of a story pretty damn quick .... before the Obamessiah's Crapmercial tonight. Anyone got anything? Anything at all.

25
Q: How do you make a Barbie doll gain 40 pounds and lose two cup sizes?

A: Put a wedding ring on her finger.

26 45 fucking seconds and a cigarette.  THAT's romance.

27 What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine? You can drop a load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around all day.

28 I wouldn't wish a Donnie Darko DVD onto my worst enemy.

Funny you should say that my 17 year old son threatened to enlist in the Marines when he heard Donnie Darko II was being made. His theory the Marines would be his only escape from the Darko sequel. In college he would have to hear about it endlessly.

29

Seven in ten men admitted they were so comfortable with their spouse they frequently left socks, pants and other dirty washing lying around the house.

Uh, you mean there are men who don't do this. My GF learned early on that I consider any corner of the bedroom to be an extended part of the hamper.

Yeah..no shit. That's day 1 ladies.

I.... I don't even have a hamper.

30 WTF?

This blog should changes its name to: "Dude who just rips shit off from HotAir."

How about something original? Or maybe something at least stolen from another source. If you're gonna be a hack, at least rip-off enough sources so its not obvious.

Jeezus.

31

what allah come out w/ a pessimistic thing like this? no way /sarc

32 5 They're Brits, right?

Exactly. Have you ever seen the people there? Between the bad teeth, bad food and pompous attitude, I'm surprised it lasts that long.

33

Yeah, my hamper is called, "the floor."

Actually, I do have a hamper though. But the only things that go in it are wet towels and worn socks so rank they've got a vinegar smell to them.  

34

Dude,

He said at the top that it was from Allah P, it's not like he's claiming it as his own.

35 Posted by: Dude at October 29, 2008 06:32 PM (6s9um)

Uh.  Screw you, Dud.

36 Back atcha, doooooood.

37

Don't care where you leave your clothes. Don't care who has the remote.

If the sex is good, couples don't care about the small stuff.

38 Sorry, HM. I'm doing this from work and I misread who that was from.

39

This is no surprise. Romance is overrated anyway. You guys don't even enjoy it. You just get through to get to the happy ending.

Marriage, like life, has it's good times and bad times. The whole "for better or for worse," thing should clue us in right away at the wedding.  You have to join forces to get through it all together. The kids are what make it all worthwhile though. Pure joy.

The secret to staying married is..........staying married.

The secret to being happy is........being happy.

 

40

The secret to being happy is........

Opiates, actually.

The correct answer was 'opiates'.

41

The romance stops right after that third kid is born and doesn't start back up until the last one has moved out!

(two down, one to go!)

42 Some country singer one said, when asked about marriage,  "Marriage is grand, divorce is ten grand".

Paul Newman was once asked about his marriage he said, "Why go out for hamburger when you have steak at home?"

43 What's the definition of eternity?

The time between when you come and she leaves.

44
To Hell with marriage!  Almost all of the friends that I have that are married, are unhappy.  Many of them are miserable.

Just not seeing the advantages to being married, besides the steady poontang.  And even that can be a PITA sometimes.

45 Military people don't have that expiration date. Go sign up. You'll love your spouse for at least five or six years.

46 Guy we knew at work was deeply in love with his wife.  It was actually surprising how real it was.   I remember someone commenting after a stunningly attractive woman walked by and all he said was "I'm married" as she receded in the distance.
This lasted an amazingly long time.

After about 2 years, six months, and twenty five days his wife divorced him.

47 Romance doesn't expire.  It goes dormant.  It comes and goes.  In a healthy relationship, this is great.  You can be utterly frank and mature, and tell your spouse the hard truth... and then later have a switch to a romantic kinder time. 

As long as you recognize that it takes two to fail, and you're both human, a relationship can work wonderfully.  Mine has been wonderful, sprinkled with awful.  Without the awful, I wouldn't know what I've got.  It's too bad that so many people just can't work harder at this stuff.  It's a core problem with our decaying society.  The other problem is assholes who really deserve to be divorced.  Both are fundamentally problems of selfishness.

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Posted by: Lee at October 29, 2008 06:13 PM (TxTIh)

Posted by: lorien1973 at October 29, 2008 06:14 PM (IhQuA)

Posted by: Murph at October 29, 2008 06:23 PM (Dw2sU)

 

I must have married very well then!  After 12 years to a wonderful woman, I still get blow jobs.  In fact, I got 2 last weekend!!!!!

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